#and this goes to everyone feel free to spam my inbox I really don't mind

[umbrella-academy-hcs]

Hargreeves siblings going out to eat hcs?

Also thanks so much for answering all my past asks. Your headcanons are awesome :)

They all decide to meet up somewhere, typically nowhere fancy, with Five Allison and Luther being the first ones there who grab a table as soon as possible

Viktor is usually just barely late but Diego and Klaus are almost always really late for whatever reason (Diego was doing something with Lila, Klaus just didn't see the time, Diego got stuck in traffic, Klaus had to grab a taxi, etc.)

The first few times everyone would wait for Diego and Klaus before ordering but after it became a constant they just stopped bothering and let the two of them order whenever they arrive (for this reason they typically end up stealing a little bit of food from the others)

When they order Allison has an unnecessarily complicated order to make sure they do everything right meanwhile Luther gets confused if the waiter asks questions he wasn't expecting and struggles to answer on the spot

Five has three specific orders he cycles through and if they prepare it different he spends a good amount of time complaining bc "why would they ruin good food!?"

Diego sometimes gets bored waiting for his food and plays the knife game with his utensils (Allison tried to stop him at first but quickly gave up) (this is part of the reason they never go anywhere fancy)

Viktor typically has an earbud in and listens to music, especially to help with how overstimulating restaurants can be

Klaus Diego and Luther are the loudest in conversation and when they get too loud Five threatens to stab them with his utensils

Klaus asks for the veteran discount but is denied bc he looks to young to have been in any war and spends a good minute complaining about it (Diego kinda just sympathetically pats him on the back)

They all split the check

As they leave the restaurant Five says "never again" but he doesn't actually mean it because even though he'll never admit it he absolutely loves going to dinner with all his siblings

In contrast Viktor just says "we should do this more" because he also enjoys the dinners with his siblings, finally getting a sense of having a family

And then Klaus has someone drive him home because he doesn't wanna grab another taxi

[always-a-joyful-note]

Hope you don't mind mind random PMs! I just thought I'd let you know how much I've been enjoying your Ainana posts as of late. I also thought I'd share one of my favourite ZOOL comics on Pixiv here (https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/84180511) that you might find fun. Scroll down to the one that's based on their Beyond the Period performance where Haruka tells the audience that he loves them for maximum hilarity. Veeeery rough and condensed translation but basically it goes:

Touma: (Wow, Haru is actually saying 'I love you' to the fans. He sure has become cool. Okay, I should say it too.) I love... you... (Huh? Those two are really staring at me for some reason.)

Torao: Did you hear that, everyone? Touma just said he loves me.

Haruka: No, he looked at me when he said it.

Torao: He was looking at me longer though.

Haruka: No, he was looking at me 5 seconds longer than you.

And then while Touma's being all what the heck are you guys talking about, it's like...

Minami: I'm the only one you didn't say 'I love you' to.

Touma: No, it's not like that, Mina. When I said 'I love you', I meant -

Minami: I'M THE ONLY ONE YOU DIDN'T SAY 'I LOVE YOU' TO.

Touma: OKAY OKAY YOU'RE SCARING ME

Feel free to check out the artist's other comics for more clueless Touma and possessive ZOOL shenanigans. <3

HELP I'M DYING. That was SO good! The expressions and the progression of events was GOLD. They are a comedy of errors or something, and thank you so much for the tl!! The fact that Toma is simultaneously Zool's father figure and collective son will never not be funny to me.

And nooo, I'm always happy to have my inbox spammed for these kinds of asks! Thank you, OP! That's so sweet of you to say, and to take the time to share fanart you like!

Also, tagging resident zool lover @msperfectsheep-posts

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FAQ and Rules for Requests

Since there has been a lot of confusion recently surrounding requests, I'm going to clear everything up here. I may add to this as time goes and the link for this will go in my bio along with my carrd and Masterlist links.

FAQ Portion

How do I know if you got my request?

Chances are if you submitted it, I received it. I take a long time to finish requests, so you may not see it done for several weeks to a month. If I open requests again and your request has not been done, you may feel free to ask the progress or ask if I received it. But please don't pester me.

Are requests open?

Look at my pinned post; there is a thing that says Requests and next to it is the status of them. Currently, they are closed, but I always make sure let you know ahead of time when it will be opening and give 1-2 days to make sure everyone requests before I close it again.

Why do you take so long to finish requests?

There are many reasons but the main one is I am super ADHD. I don't have meds for it, so my time management skills and self regulation are all wacky. This means that I do things randomly and in really short bursts. Motivation is super hard to find and often slips away really quickly. I'm also really busy with work and working on a portfolio for my chosen field. I don't always have the time to be writing.

Do you write for [insert media here]?

Take a look here . If it's not on the list, you may still ask but keep in mind it's almost always definitely going to be a hard no. That list is updated and maintained frequently, so there's no way it will be outdated or not have things I write for on it (there are some exceptions though, I did forget to add Scooby Doo!).

Can I request/DM you my request while requests are closed?

No. I either will refuse to write it and tell you this or simply delete your request and move on with my day.

Is there a list where we can see the requests you still need to finish? Can there/Will there be one?

No. I used to have one but it stressed me out and made me feel like I had to do things in a certain order. As someone whose muse/motivation fluctuates, it's important for me to be flexible and so I don't always do requests in their proper order. I don't want this to be held against me or be accused of favoritism, so there will be no list ever.

Do you do requests in order?

As I said above, no. I do not. I do get every request done but I do what my muse and motivation will allow in the moment. I never want to force myself and make this feel like a chore.

How many people run this blog?

This blog is completely and utterly managed by me, Milo. I am the only one with the password, all of the posts and I read every request/ask personally. At one point, I had a friend helping me handle the load.

Rules for Requesting

No smut, NSFW, adult content. That content is fine and dandy but I do not enjoy writing it. I am asexual and can't even do it properly anyway.

No Animal character X Human! Reader in a romantic way. This includes but is not limited to: Mickey Mouse and Friends, Zootopia characters, Looney Tunes, Winnie the Pooh and Friends

No Child character X Adult! Reader in a romantic way. I have never gotten a request like this (and hope I never do), but I will not write pedophilia on this blog. MAPS please do not interact.

Please limit requesting to 1-3 requests per inbox opening and do not make them all the same character! This is just a preference thing but I'd rather not write one person like 7 different Giulia Marcovaldo requests or whatever haha.

Like I said above, do not spam/pester me to finish your request. That will actually demotivate me and I probably will take longer to finish it.

Another preference thing, but if you could add a bit of detail to your requests I would be much obliged. Getting generic requests (ie. Jack Skellington X Reader headcanons) makes it really hard for me to come up with things. I am creative but it's hard to know what you want if you don't specifically tell me. I'm trying to provide the best content for you!

Hope this all cleared some things up! I'm writing this late so if there are any spelling errors, my apologies. I will edit/fix them when I get up in the morning probably. I will probably also add to it as future things come up, so make sure you check back every once in a while for a refresher!