#and this fool comes back with “i dont wanna be called american bc im not in america” like okay?
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someone misreading my response and immediately blocking me after @ ing me
like protect your peace ofc but you actually are a pissant if you respond to someone and then immediately block, esp when there was 0 mudslinging and we werent even having a conversation
#it speaks#literally someone was like oh it sso performative to say usamericans and not americans#but like i have SEEN people get mad at usamericans for just saying americans#because we arent the only americans#and people are always yelling about us centrism#and this fool comes back with “i dont wanna be called american bc im not in america” like okay?#whats that got to do with what i said?#truly is the piss on the poor website
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EVERY THOUGHT I HAD ABOUT 4X22 AS I HAS IT HERE WE GO!
lex’s reaction to eve kissing him is GAY ladies and gentlemen of the jury that man is a HOMOSEXUAL
use of my way is so much better than when they used mad world like good choice
lexosuit graphics and lex winking look like fucking spy kids lmao
that single tear! kasnia is betrayed! red daughter is pissed! melissa is knocking it out of the park!
american citizen: wow what a coincidence this rando named otis just happened to pull off these worldwide billion dollar attacks and blamed it on lex luthor at the same time lex luthor is getting all this power what an absolute set of wacky hijinks
DONT GIVE THE NAZI A REDEMPTION ARC
KARA AND LENA JUST GREET W HUGS NOW
surely kara getting kidnapped by the president warrants more than lena being like ‘heard u got into a kerfuffle with the president r u ok bud’
that focus on the danvers sisters right after lena says “the people i care about” POETIC CINEMA
lillian and lena in red and blue it’s gotta mean something theyre teaming up please
“try not to quote hitler in public dear” is peak lillian and I LOVE
LILLIAN POISONED HIS TEA LMAO LIKE MOTHER LIKE DAUGHTER
“that was for abandoning us” U GO NIA
“that’s my girl” STOP JUST GIVE ME BRENDA AS A FULL TIME SUPPORTING MOM PLS!
“just like your cousin.... cape and glossy hair” LEX IS GAY FOR SUPERMAN
"I came prepared” “SO 👏DID👏I👏”
brainy ultimate hype man and then causing nia short circuituit when he says i love ultimate romcom vibes
kara breakdancing in battle with lex i love that for her
james and ben stabbing each other at the same time was homoerotic
commiegirl and supergirl ship name is girl girl OH NO SHE DIED NEVERMIND
KARAS REABSORBING HER
if red daughter died and got absorbed into kara with kryptonite in her system does that mean kara is now immune to kryptonite bc THAT would be a great storyline
and again lexs head superimposed on the suit looks like spykids this is like teri hatchers thumb thumbs all over again
ITS COMING THE REVEAL
SHE SHOT HIM BABY GIRL SHOT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO PROUD OF MY BABY.
“the jokes on you” ok but this is lenas worst fear in like every fic ive ever written
LENA
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
CALLING HER A FOOL. EVERYTHING IVE WRITTEN IS COMING TO LIFE
haley stepping off stage after thanking supergirl: hello danvers. alex stripping off her clothes: god that was sexy
look i rlly wanna be happy for alex i do but there is no chemistry there and the writing was weird and im just :\
“the whole family will be together” ok kill me now
STOPPPPPPPPPOPPOPPPODHGYIT DOYITDXGrktcig ktkgcjgcjgxitzifzjtxufx. SHES NOT GONNA TELL KARA SHE KNOWS
YOURE WITH ME RIGHT. ALWAYS. THATS SOME FUCKING FANFICTION SHIT RIGJTKALFOGNGKG
thank god ben was bad until the end no redemption for u pal
WHO IS EVE WORKING FOR WHO WAS MANIPULATING LEX WHAF IS HAPPENING LEVIATHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LENA BABY JUST TELL THEM YOU KNOW PLEASE
so lex is coming back lmao
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tagged by @icantimagineaname
answer 30 tag 20 people
nicknames: jace is a difficult name to give a shorter nickname. i get called jacey tho :)
gender: nada.
star sign: two fish. the "emotional" one. PISCES. i dunno if thats spelled right
height: 5 ft 4? 5' 5" idk. somewhere around there shorter than 5 and a half feet but ehhhh it moves around so i never know for sure
time: 10 40 pm when starting this probably a few days (HA WEEKS) later when i come back to tag and post bc of the cut thing. its 10:05 am right now
birthday: feb 24. proof that fish isnt the march sign. who assigned the stars months. they dont match up. you fools
favorite bands: i fight dragons, imagine dragons, mcr
favorite solo artists: marina and the diamonds, dodie, lemon demon/neil cicirega
song stuck in my head: nothing right now but maybe later
last movie i watched: coco, i highly recommend it (as of now its men in black but still. go watch coco)
last show i watched: adventure time (or once upon a time? i dunno)
when did i create my blog: about 3 years ago? i deleted a lot of my old posts and i dont wanna go back and look anyway
what do i post: homestuck. adventure zone. loz and harry potter. nerd shit basically. a lot of its gay. sometimes thoughts n things but that mostly goes on my personal
last thing i googled: watch cartoons online. the website i was using to watch adventure time was shit so i found a new one (more lies dont put weeks in between writing and posting. last thing i googled was how to fix my wifi router)
do i have any other blogs: ya. i got my art and personal blogs, then a blog where i write about two nerds in space learning about each others' species and being friends bc aliens and humans are weird.
do i get asks: every once in a while. the real question id do i send any and that answer is id like to more often
why i chose my url: it sounded like a chumhandle and i like magic things. and eclectic is a nice adjective
following: 51
followers: 57
average hours of sleep: uuuhhhh. 6-8. averaage 6 i guess usually 6-7 on a good night. (sike its vacation noe i get like. 9 hours)
lucky number: 7. no relation to the amount of sleep i get.
instruments: flute, piano, guitar. im great at none of them. id like to think i can sing but not rlly.
what am i wearing: t shirt. sweatpants. is pajamas.
dream job: animation. specifically storyboarding. bc everything is all cg and rigging and computers and i like tech but. i prefer hand drawing wether its pencil or tablet. the industry sounds shit tho nothing like underpaid overworking (not everywhere but ive heard what the animation empire is built on is not as sunshine rainbowd as the facade looks)
dream trip: road trip anywhere and everywhere with friends.
favorite food: anything edible thats not a vegatable. esp bread and pasta and the like. cuban food also holds a special place in my heart
nationality: american. got family in colombia and maybe cuba but we only know the colombian side.
favorite season: winter. its the only time is doesnt feel like hell outside.
tag 20 people: lol i dont even know 20 people to tag
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holy heck ! thank you sophiw i lov u 🍒
1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
i dont understand this question?? like sometimes i doubt my own existence and other times i doubt that i exist to certain ppl? ya?
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
2,, normal amount? like good for sleep but pitch black is scaryy but not to the point i need the escape ?? if that makes sense??
3. The person you would never want to meet?
guy fieri, i dont think i need to know if hes actually real ? like is he real and from this dimension or from flavortown (which he has a very scarily detailed description of)?? thats not something i need to know
4. What is your favorite word?
hmm, probably ‘fam’ obviously
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?
a willow tree !!!!!!!!!! i just talked to my mom about this :-0
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?
ngl but i dont look in the mirror anymore unless its lip syncing along to a song sung by a guy/someone w a deeper voice bc i feel like it suits me better! gotta love coping w dysphoria!
7. What shirt are you wearing?
baseball tee, gay
8. What do you label yourself as?
nb, lesbian, fool
9. Bright room or dark room?
dark room
10. What were you doing at midnight last night?
slepe
11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?
10-11 when i was in 5th grade. i still only had two friends but i was way more extroverted and everything was so carefree and i was very invested in adventure time and art. i think that was the most of a childhood i got? i honestly did not do much as a kid and i wish i had..
12. Who told you they loved you last?
sophiw ! tumblr user almightyportraits ! the loml !
13. Your worst enemy?
x
14. What is your current desktop picture?
one from apple called ‘abstract shapes’ its very orange but also blue which is my fave color pairing atm so its perfect
15. Do you like someone?
tumblr user vahilla
16. The last song you listened to?
megan played ‘marceline’ by willow in her car ! a song i suggested to her a few months ago and it makes me very happy that she likes it especially bc we bonded over adventure time in 6th grade :-)
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
mmyy seelfff ??
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
mmmyseyyffelllff ??
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
eh whats the point
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)
n o ne ?
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
what is the opposite of nb,, i feel like if i was opposite of how i present id be a girl, which is a verryyy weird thought for me, pass
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?
no :-/
23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?
uh first of all blood, like, ill pass out,, second of all,, literally everything worries me
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.
jimmy johns #16, turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, NO MAYO
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?
im a very practical person so the least boring answer i can come up w is more art supplies
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?
denmark
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?
fukcing , acetoNe
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
i think a FIRST rule would have to be pretty IMPORTANT so probably smt like how ~WE THE PEOPLE~ are all EQUAL would be a pretty good start and pretty UNDENIABLE and STRAIGHT FORWARD especially if it was the FIRST thing in this,, hmm lets call it the CONSTITUTION, in the completely hypothetical society
29. What is your favorite expletive?
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuk cufck ufc kfuck
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?
sunglasses??!!! that shit gotta be bright huh>?? gotta protect my retinas
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
i wanna say my first relationship made me a better person but that shit was rreeeaaallyyyy fucking awful and 4 months (+recovery months) that i will never get back and i think ? maybe ?? i wouldve been ok without it ? idk just a thought
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!
spain ?!?!? why not + i sorta know the language? thatd b cool
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
zoey my dog :-( i miss her a lot, this month it will have been two years oh my god i miss her so much
34. What was your last dream about?
the last one i remember was a nightmare about someone tryna murder me i was very scared
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?
i think so , when i was two i got really really sick and couldve died ?
37. Have you ever built a snowman?
ahh yes ! we gave hhimm,, fruit snack nipples, please forgive me fathr
38. What is the color of your socks?
grey w blue n orange stripes ( again i lov blue n orange together, my shirt is teal and i have an orange hat on wow)
39. What type of music do you like?
all! i had to train this new guy at work and im sooo awkward but once why started talking about music it was easy for me to talk bc it was smt we both really like !!! i felt like i could actually communicate w feeling a disconnect it was nice ! we talked mostly about rap which was cool and unexpected but i could do it ? i really love music and i love being able to know enough to talk about it ,, isk
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
sunrises, ive been pushing myself to wake up unreasonably early to have more time to myself and i get to watch the sunrise most days which is nice
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?
chocolate
42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)
whom?
44. What do you want to be when you graduate?
college? god i dont even know… smt w art.. by an illustrator or art teacher or freelance artist or graphic designer ,, i really dont know
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
one thing ?!!?!? i wish i was neurotypical
46. Are you reliable?
yes? i try hard to be? i hope so ?
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
u still a lil bitch ?
48. Do you hold grudges?
nope i try not to, ive had too many toxic petty people in my life that i dont need to be one myself.. now this is grudges w/o reason, but if ive given people several ‘second chances’ and theyre still (thumbs down) then ill avoid them but w/i reason?
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?
DOG HORSES BIG DOGs
50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?
mm probably smt w my lab partner from last year. she always sends me weird quotes from a fanfiction shes reading and its weird but i really appreciate that she still talks to me or talks to me at all tbh
51. Are you a good liar?
nooo ?? i try not to lie? mb not tell the full truth but idk , i feel like id feel too guilty
52. How long could you go without talking?
uhh literally days like i already fucking do.. i m taking this as verbally but i dont get texts so like, it would not be hard
53. What has been you worst haircut/style?
before i went to short hair i used to alllwaayyys wear a tight ponytail every single day bc i wasnt girly enough to do anything w it and it was really really gross like thank god i cut it all off
54. Have you ever baked your own cake?
heck yeah
55. Can you do any accents other than your own?
*clears throat*
h-
hewwo?
56. What do you like on your toast?
butter and jam
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?
x
58. What would be you dream car?
razor scooter
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.
sometimes im just too physically or emotionally exhausted to stand so ill just,, lay down? ive fallen asleep in the shower before ha
60. Do you believe in aliens?
yup
61. Do you often read your horoscope?
whenever it comes up but i dont ,, seek it out
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
Q
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?
dragons tf
64. What do you think about babies?
evil, ugly, dont see the appeal. open ur eyes ppl !!!! bbs are n Ot cute !!
65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.
x
#long post /#mention of dysphoria /#ask#thenk yoy sophiw#this took 4ever but worth it bc it got me to calm down?? coolc ool cool
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