#and then... no i shan't say

[encrucijada]

ángel is meant for long-suffering morally compromised priest art and that is a truth we must all accept

[utilitycaster]

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[amygdalae]

if someone laughs a lot/easily i start to like them way faster i can't help it. I'm like oh how can I make you do that again and again and again and

[poupsipisi]

yeah man s4 is going great so far

[egophiliac]

Hello hi that spinning t-pose cheka is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, I genuinely laughed at it for a good 5 minutes of just,, spinning lego-adjacent cheka,,,, Genuine question though how did you put together the lego adjacent-cheka? The hair especially looks fascinating to me

thank you! :> I did him SUPER quick; he's basically just a series of cubes that've been pulled/pushed/extruded/etc. into shape. luckily 1) looking kinda shitty was the point and 2) he was just gonna spin around and didn't need to be rigged or anything, so I didn't bother caring about topology. which is to say that his geometry is doing. some stuff.

behold, an hour in Blender.

except for the little strands on top, his hair is entirely a single shape that was duplicated + rotated + resized around (and then the top of his head is textured the same color so ✨the illusion is complete✨) (technically he is bald). I didn't even unwrap the hair bits because they were just going to be a solid color. he is bad practice in a single model. this is his glory.

it is amazing what you can get away with sometimes if you're not too fussed about little things like "edge flow" or "looking good" or "being used for anything other than the one specific joke you're making it for".

[snailtrain]

I just love these idiots, your honor...

[femboyyuri]

imagine if fromsoftware was called frotsomewhere

[pigswithwings]

cool character who doesn't have a canonical human appearance (limitless) (awesome) (open for projection about physical qualities) (chance to make a design that isn't humanoid which actually shows who they are as a character) (world at your fingertips) -> ANOTHER SKINNY WHITE MAN DESIGN I GUESS (already been done by 600000 artists before you) (they aren't even human why did you make them human) (why are they skinny) (what) (stop that)

[alpacacare-archive]

success

[aquarines]

a man will have a waist so slutty and what for.

[jtl-fics]

Thinking about Andrew Minyard with a PTSD service dog to help him with his healing and for quality of life. At first he's a bit standoff-ish with the dog because he doesn't really like dogs but Bee had explained to him about all of the benefits and maybe he's attacked Neil in bed one too many times in the throes of a nightmare and if dealing with a dog will stop that then he'll put up with it.

Bee helps him get his dog and he's a gruff looking thing but he looks like he'll get the job done if Andrew goes crazy in his sleep again and it works, his dog stops him long before he wakes to find himself strangling Neil again but he never expected the dog to be as gentle as it is when stopping Andrew.

Andrew didn't expect to start to appreciate the quiet company, didn't expect find it to be such a relief when the dog would create space for him, didn't expect that the dog would put his head in Andrew's lap whenever Andrew starts to pick at his wrists, or that the dog would guide Andrew out of places whenever he started to get a bit overwhelmed.

The dog does his job and maybe one night when Andrew's nightmare is especially bad his dog gets hurt and Andrew's rushing him to the emergency vet and his dog puts his big ol' ugly mug in Andrew's hand and is still trying to help him. It's then that Andrew realizes he likes exactly one dog and it's his dumb stupid dog.

It is in the aftermath of this that many packages show up at the Josten-Minyard household.

"Andrew, this dog bed is nicer than our actual human bed." Neil complains even as he's setting the bed down at their dogs favorite spot against the wall near Andrew's side.

"Does he not deserve nice things Neil?" Andrew says while dumping spring water into their dog's water bowl before grabbing their dog's big stupid face and turning it towards Neil, "He works so hard."

Long story short I think Andrew would be one of those insane dog parents.

[118inflation]

Buddie would be soooo annoying about organ donation. Eddie would give buck a kidney and be like haha now we have a matching set! After he's recovered and buck would immediately tear up. They would add it to their list of anniversaries. Buck would walk around all day thinking about how Eddie's kidney is filtering His blood. And how he just has a little piece of Eddie forever always now.

[mamawasatesttube]

"the bats always carry kryptonite bc they're always prepared teehee!!" well no, they have one piece of kryptonite kept in a very secure vault in the batcave because superman entrusted batman with it, and it's kept under extreme lock and key because there are a loooot of people who would love to get their hands on it. of course you'd have to read a comic to know this but

anyways just once i would love to see the subversion of this trope where some villain stole kryptonite off a bat who shouldn't have been carrying it and nearly killed a super with it, and now clark won't let bruce hold onto it anymore because his trust in him has been completely violated. like fuck you man you nearly got a member of my family killed for no reason other than your own extreme paranoia that you foist onto the other bats around you. you don't deserve to hold this anymore. it's going to john henry irons.

[judasisgayriot]

happy wet beast wednesday sunday

[egophiliac]

BOOK SEVEN IS COMING TO ENGLISH TOMORROW!! AHHH I THOUGHT I HAD MORE TIME TO MENTALLY PREPARE FOR THE TRAUMA!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

🚨 AHHHHHHHH! IT'S COMING! 🚨

I'm wonder if it's going to be broken up the same way? I know Eng sometimes chunks things differently (you guys apparently got the entire back half of 6 in one enormous update?!), so I'm curious if we'll have the same cliffhangers! :O there is...so much that happens...

[pastacrylic]

I am sexually attracted to the Half Life Alyx shotgun.

This is not a joke I don't have any other word to describe what I feel for this fucking gun I just know I feel extremely strongly about it