#anyway. john henry irons deserves it. even more so than bruce.

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"the bats always carry kryptonite bc they're always prepared teehee!!" well no, they have one piece of kryptonite kept in a very secure vault in the batcave because superman entrusted batman with it, and it's kept under extreme lock and key because there are a loooot of people who would love to get their hands on it. of course you'd have to read a comic to know this but

anyways just once i would love to see the subversion of this trope where some villain stole kryptonite off a bat who shouldn't have been carrying it and nearly killed a super with it, and now clark won't let bruce hold onto it anymore because his trust in him has been completely violated. like fuck you man you nearly got a member of my family killed for no reason other than your own extreme paranoia that you foist onto the other bats around you. you don't deserve to hold this anymore. it's going to john henry irons.