#and then vehemently deny that he’s a huge dork for it
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The fact that Edgeworth sincerely, unironically loves the Steel Samurai and anything with the franchise is adorable to me.
like can u imagine him having steel samurai jammies???? him being an all around healthy eater but caving in for anything samurai? like imagine him getting cereals and Mac n cheeses just because it’s got the steel samurai on the cover. imagine him agreeing to go to mcdonalds for trucy and getting two kids meals because he wants the pink princess toy. “One black coffee and two pink Princess kids meals. apple slices and orange juice for both please.”
#rabbles#I just want one moment where nick sees miles gush about steel samurai#and then vehemently deny that he’s a huge dork for it
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Tabitha and Roberto are the meme king and queen. Both have a collections stored on their computers for every situation, and post frequently. Sometimes with the specific intent of trying to outdo the other
Sam never makes his own posts but shares every single meme Tabs and Bobby post with comments “LOL” and “😂”
Theresa’s idea of memes are those of moms on Facebook, and doesn’t understand why no one besides Jimmy likes her minion posts
James genuinely likes Theresa’s minion posts but everyone just assumes it’s because he likes her. Well I mean that’s also why but more importantly he’s just a huge dork and it really shows online
Julio only contributes when he’s in a really salty mood or angsty. He has more than once posted a depression meme then panicked and taken it down three minutes later
Shatterstar does not understand the nature of memes but occasionally tries to imitate the image macro format by combining random pictures with random shit he’s seen from Tabitha and Roberto. They all end up being amazing and everyone hates that they’re amazing
Maria vehemently denies wanting anything to do with their memeing but stalks all their social media in secret for them. Except it’s not really a secret and everyone knows she does it
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Are you interested in any oyher Spiderman characters? (Homecoming and/or not?)
oh hello!! honestly, i really loved all the characters in spiderman: homecoming. and i’m gonna be so extra right now and like…give mini headcanons for all my babes. so i’m sorry in advance. but like…
we have our decathlon team babies
so like…liz is totally the mama bear. she’s the only senior on the team because she was one of the founding members her junior year and her friends were all too busy focusing on their other extracurriculars and college apps so it was just a bunch of little freshman she’d managed to convince to join the team
and liz did so much research and trained the team and asked her cousin who won a decathlon competition when he was in high school what was helpful for their team
so she takes over and gets mr. harrington to work with the team and she shapes the team into one that could win
and they’re all her babies like let’s be honest
charles and abraham are the twins that are attached at the hip but never stop fighting. they’re the dynamic duo and what abraham doesn’t know, charles does. they’re best friends and they hang out all the time and they obsess over star trek and have a secret rivalry going on with ned and peter because they are the star wars kids. and they’re sworn to hate each other until the end of time. (but also charles and abraham will freak out when the trailer for the last jedi gets released and immediately text the group chat nerds in space to ask peter and ned what they thought.) and abraham has to smack charles on the head when the boy catches his friend staring at sally for too long and charles just mumbles something about how she had something on her shirt and it’s fine.
and then you have sally and cindy. who are just like…so done with the team half the time. like, you’ve got peter, ned, charles, and abraham who just spend all their time obsessing over space themed movies. and flash just constantly berates everyone. michelle is lowkey kinda scary. (they are also lowkey in love with her but shhh.) and liz is like…well, liz is their mom so they love liz. but even mr. harrington is a mess. but sally and cindy make the best of it because they love each other and they love decathlon and they watch a week’s worth of jeopardy together every sunday and they quiz each other in cindy’s mom’s car on the way to school. and they talk about sally’s small, minuscule crush on charles (”really, sally? charles??? he’s a nerd!!” “you think i don’t know that and am also disappointed in myself!!” “oh my goodness but you guys would be so cute who am i kidding”) and they talk about cindy’s very large crush on betty brant (”cindy, she totally checked you out just now!!” “wHAT? omg, how is my hair??”). and they talk about which classes they’re taking so they can be in most of the same classes and they talk about college and their hearts lowkey break when they think about how cindy wants to stay in new york and sally wants to go to the west coast but they’ll be bffs forever so they have hope. (”we have skype, it’ll be okay, yeah?”)
and then you have flash. and flash has got so much shit going on like wtf dude. his parents are super wealthy and try to support him and try to be there but they’re always traveling for work and he’s basically been raised by his nanny. so it’s his nanny who pesters him about this massive crush he has on someone on the decathlon team because each day she picks him up from decathlon practice he’s always raging and sighing and looking sad. and flash just vehemently denies this. because that’s ridiculous, please don’t suggest something like that. but she knows him so well. she’s raised him. she just doesn’t realize that it’s fucking peter parker. peter parker who he terrorizes because he doesn’t want to deal with how he’s feeling. peter parker who has a great ass that he couldn’t help but slap that one time before nationals on the way to the pool. peter parker, who’s a dork and definitely not worthy of flash’s attention but has it anyway. so, maybe he’s not dealing healthily. but he’s got a silent war raging in his head and he doesn’t want to have to tell his parents that he’s bi because once his dad had made an offhand comment and it decided things for him. so flash just…rages and hides behind his wealth and intelligence and snaky comments. because he doesn’t wanna deal with anything
and omg i’ve talked about peter and mj and even ned a bit so i won’t write about them here but i love my babies so much okay???
we also have our peter parker protection squad
may parker, the loml. who’s characterization i can never get bc we have civil war may and then also homecoming may. but may parker who is a hero in her own right because we all know about that scene where she saves a little girl and doesn’t mention it that got cut from the movie. (rip me, honestly.) and like…can we talk about may?? because she seems like such a groovy, fun loving person. and she was married to her husband ben. they were totally wild in college or something. just…always doing crazy shit and laughing and having sex and just enjoying being with each other. and then they get married and get jobs and live together, being happy little hippies. (maybe they partake in some substances, idk, you never know.) and then her husband’s brother and wife die and they’re taking in peter parker. and may falls in love with this little boy because he’s so…good. and she and ben raise him as their own and try to give him an exciting and happy childhood and encourage his interests in science and his friendship with ned. and then he tells them he’s joining the decathlon team and there’s a field trip and he’s so excited about life. and then he acts all dodgy and then ben dies. and like…may is heartbroken. because ben was her person. and peter’s stopped talking to her. but then he gets the stark internship (which he didn’t tell her about, so rude) and then he’s happy and if he’s happy then she’s happy because she takes every good thing she can these days because they are so far and few between. so she takes every little piece of happiness she can find in life. like talking to mr. delmar and chatting with his daughter she’s she in the shop. like the woman who sells flowers on the corner on her way to work. like the cute couple that works at the supermarket by the apartment who give her recipes like ones for walnut date bread. and even like tony stark, who for whatever reason has become peter’s mentor of sorts and who makes him happy. and if someone makes her nephew happy, they make her happy
and dad!tony. who gives his spider son anything he wants and invites him upstate every so often so he can train with the avengers and learn to control his powers. because even if he isn’t going to be an avenger, he’s still going to be your friendly neighborhood spiderman. and he throws peter parker a birthday party in the summer at a fancy restaurant he’s bought out for the night. and all of peter’s little high school friends come and tony’s happy to give this to peter because the kid just needs to be a kid and needs to be happy. and don’t think tony doesn’t notice the way peter’s eyes follow that girl michelle all night. the girl who’s also asking him all these questions about the sokovia accords and his decision to move upstate and how he almost let a bunch of avenger and alien tech get stolen and about wakanda and if he’s ever been. and tony just wishes peter good luck at the end of the night and smiles because the boy is so confused. (if peter doesn’t realize it yet, oh goodness, good luck to this boy, honestly.) and tony pulls some strings to make sure that peter gets into mit and then finds out that he didn’t even need to because peter’s already a great candidate. and when he helps peter move into his dorm and sees michelle there, who just so happens to go to harvard down the block, well, peter just smiles and wishes peter good luck again
happy hogan disappointed me and doesn’t get to have a whole paragraph. but he can REDEEM HIMSELF later on because peter is a smol bean and needs protection and happy starts answering his calls and listening to his voicemails. and maybe happy laughs occasionally at the lame jokes peter makes, but that’s bESIDE THE POINT
and then just like...our small mentions
aaron davis exists in mcu and mentioned his nephew MILES MORALES. like, dude, idek what they’re gonna do with miles morales but i am soooo hype. idek. i am just so excited. bc donald glover was inspired as aaron davis. (“i like bread!) he was such a cool character and i wanna know if he becomes the prowler. and i wanna see him with his family and talking to his little nephew about how he met spiderman twice and he was like…a chill dude and he’s doing his part to keep their home safe. and miles morales is probably like…the biggest fan of spiderman and dresses up as him for halloween and then one day he gets bitten by this crazy huge spider while visiting his favorite uncle aaron and he starts developing superpowers? like omg this is his greatest dream come true? and then he starts going out in hopes of finding spiderman so he can team up with the dude that once saved his uncle. and then one day he’s trying to stop a mugging and spiderman comes and is just like…”what??” so they stop the muggers and then they go to a rooftop and spiderman is super confused like, “what? you have my powers?? how did this happen?” and miles is just like, “omg! you’re the spiderman! you’re my hero! omg! hi, i just want to help!!” and then maybe we get an older and younger brother dynamic between the two? idk i’m just excited to see what happens because they have to put miles morales in mcu. it’s decided
also i don’t think she’s gonna be in mcu but i love my baby gwen stacy. my smart beautiful dorky bean gwen. and i love when she’s put into fics. and she was put into this fic as liz allan’s love interest and it was inspired and i fell in love. so. yes. #putgweninfic2k17
not sure if this is what you were asking for but here it is anyway!
#ask#anon#spiderman homecoming#spiderman: homecoming#liz allan#flash thompson#cindy moon#sally#charles#abraham#may parker#tony stark#happy hogan#aaron davis#miles morales#spideychelle#a bit lol#sh#i write things#but yeah#i'm so sorry for this word dump ahahaha#Anonymous
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somehow i ended up w six characters again :// i’d love some more plots so under the read more you can learn about zoe, true, ruby, bruno, marisol & rocio come plot w me!! i’m gonna try & work on replies before passing out so if u like this post i will come to u tomorrow!
zoe [arden cho fc] 20, kappa gamma vp, cheerleader, virgo, poli-sci & pre-law major;
flighty and forgetful af sticks her foot in her mouth bunches
ally mcbeal & elle woods are her heroes wants to be just like them; at the very least somewhat like them
is a little ridiculous and over the top sometimes, stupidly dramatic in the most nonsensical of ways, will probably drag herself on the floor and weep if she hasn’t eaten in three hours just a huge idiot that makes a fuss out of the littlest of things
grew up in san antonio, tx and her and her fam moved to pennsylvannia right before she started high school
zoe’s dad is in sports medicine he used to be a trainer for the san antonio spurs & now works for the 76ers so she’s huge into sports especially basketball
she wears short skirts she’s cheer captain & she’s also on the bleachers!!!
no really she really likes short skirts???
very very self conscious and has a lot of self doubt doesn’t think she can be successful worries and stresses over everything wants to make her parents proud
lowkey a hoe but like in the sense that she’s a HUGE hopeless romantic and just hopes that one day she’ll have her hollywood style romance
can be selfish, stubborn and extremely shallow at times
the sort of person that will get roasted and then think of a comeback hours later
will literally RUN AWAY in an uncomfortable situation like g2g :///
just a big giant walking awkward meme honestly
true [ ricky whittle fc] 25, epsilon kappa tau, pres, taurus, pre-med major;
took some time off after high school before coming to college to travel and explore
lived most of the time with his aunt in paris and worked in a little deli could have probably lived and gone to school there
met the love of his life there, had all sorts of adventures and this was probably the most lighthearted and content and blissful he was
stayed in paris and got into a pretty bad accident that really destroyed his left leg, walks with a cane now, hooked on pain pills, some of it is psychosomatic
grumpy old man 999% of the time though he’s gotten a lot better he still makes a lot of deprecating jokes about being a cripple etc etc etc
v fashioned after dr. house tbh
completely out of touch with technology had a flip phone until about six months ago and now all he knows how to do is swipe to unlock
has probably asked siri a bunch of stupid questions
family man through and through though there are some very big shoes to fill in his fam
doesn’t get a lot of the things “the kids” are into honestly
ruby [marie avgeropoulos fc] 20, kappa gamma kappa, gymnastics co-cap, cancer, marine biology major
the definition of that old expression sweet summer child
gentle, sweet, honest, caring, humble
super into gymnastics, could hve made the australian olympic team at some point
super worrisome, self-blaming, self-deprecating, would literally give anyone the shirt off her back, too trusting for her own good
hasn’t had the best experiences though she tries to push that away barely talks about it with anyone but her older brother because he’s seen some horrors himself
loves to snorkel and dive would one hundred percent live off the grid if she could
huGe science dork but admittedly not the best student in the world
obsesses over everything that could go wrong, cries a lot, has a vehement need to be liked and validated
loves openly and fiercely and perhaps a little too easily
kindest little soul v pure
marisol [cierra ramirez fc] 20, omega alpha chi, scorpio, photojournalism major, newspaper & some other stuff i put her in
miami raised, marisol is LOUD as hell, loves good music, good food and having a good time
mexican & columbian aka mexilumbian aka the best of both worlds v v proud of her heritage
EXTRA ™
semi internet famous she has a good following on instagram and twitter and is honestly known for her posts feat other people where she boasts and heart eyes over them
a huge believer in boosting other people’s confidence will go out of her way to compliment another girl just because even if its something as small as i like your top
bi visibility advocate
she is maya’s half sister maya was adopted out and marisol literally STALKED her on facebook until she found out what university she was going to and lo and behold here she is!!!
she just doesn’t know how to TELL maya she’s her sister so she’s gonna pretend to admire her from a far
bruno [jarod joseph fc] 21, psi delta, pisces, graphic design major
raised between aus & ny he was born in sydney and was taken in by the fairchild fam after his parents died because they were close friends
looks like he could kill you and is actually a cinnamon roll. meme
really really sensitive, wears his heart on his sleeve an open book
always smiling
very passionate about mashed potatoes!!!
friend to all, bruno is super chill and really nice, really supportive, honestly all he wants to do is get high and eat food
likes graffiti pretty good at it
idenitifies a lot with troy barnes from community
probably has the most adorable and dorkiest laugh ever
video game NERD
family is REALLY important to him and he’s stuck between a rock and a hard place over the forgiveness of his oldest adoptive brother for leaving
bby has abandoment issues
misses his parents
rocio [diane guerrero] 21, tau alpha zeta, fine arts major, a bunch of clubs and shit i haven’t decided
her parents were basically travelling hippies who worked with a circus and literally went all over the world
she’s lived in all sorts of places most notably, puerto rico, australia and berlin
was going to be a tight rope walker but she changed her mind
changes her mind A LOt very very fleeting and ephemeral interests
but she’s developed a ton of hobbies and talents because of it
good singer, good tap dancer, can juggle, make ballon animals just a general jack of all trades
very chill, very laid back, really silly
sells homemade jewelry for extra money
and flower crowns
don’t forget about the flower crowns
never sleeps, currently denying rumors that she’s a vampire
she’s a pacifist, doesn’t fight, doesn’t argue, doesn’t get involved in business that isn’t hers
jokes about being born out of time a lot and thinks she’s should have lived during the summer of love
her name means dewdrops
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