#and then there's me)

[purplecelestial-buddy]

I need an older person to tell me that it's fine if I'm soon to finish my major and still don't know what to do with my life.

[youpricksneverwalk]

*Paul Williams appearing in Ofmd for like ten seconds and getting killed by Ed*

My brain: Does this mean Rhys or Taika might be on a future series of Taskmaster NZ? Is that not as impossible as I thought it would be?

I mean I know it's probably very unlikely, especially Taika with how busy he often is, but now the idea is there again..

[realitycanbewhateveridesire]

i'm also in my girl loser era.

[fabbyf1]

I was tagged by the bestie @takenquicklys to post 5 songs i’ve had on repeat recently :)

Sleepwalking by All Time Low (for my maxiel fic inspo)

Still Into You by Paramore (also for my maxiel fic)

Lollipop by Lil Wayne (idk man. sometimes songs just come back around.)

Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift (because it's a banger)

Hotel Room Service (because it's literally always on repeat with me. ¡DALE!)

tagging @oicawas @celientjeee @nyoomfruits @babs74 @charlescoded bc you guys are stuck with me and if we burn we all burn together

[sarcasmic-skies]

finished choke before work today, now im thinking i want to read/annotate another palahniuk book at the bar again for the third night in a row…….. it’s honestly such a nice way to spend the last hours of the day & it helps keep me sane. also being recognized/remembered as a regular and having a “usual” is such a fucking treat

[nobodybetterlookatme]

I'm so jealous that you get to work with himbos all day!!

Oh trust me, these men are nowhere near kind enough to be himbos 😂 they're just straight up jocks and then there's me just looking so out of place and just vibing

[thetardisisnotourdivision]

Shit That I Wrote As A Kid That Was Objectively Horrifying And Should Not Have Been Written By A Child #1:

A story where every four generations on the same land sixteen girls are murdered brutally in close succession due to a girl named Felicity being cursed two thousand years ago. Felicity Burrows is reborn every four generations and made to live out the same fate, watching her friends die around her, inevitably failing to warn the next generation, and being slaughtered. Her best friend Megan looks on in horror, knowing what's happening but powerless to stop it.

I was ten.

[owlkhemy]

I'm pissed (/lh) about @redpanda411's and my Analyzing Sexypeople stuff because we use the Random Character function on the Sexyman Wiki to choose our next characters as long as 1. we know them and 2. they're interesting enough to talk about, right?

And the thing specifically has called me out THREE times

"RANDOMLY"

[blackthunder137]

great, i guess i am the only one who did not watch obx.

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[vee-lociraptor]

tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here

[mallalada]

the voice of the devil

[xxscrabiesxx]

hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

I find it so funny, in light of TikTok’s imminent American demise, that even now they aren’t considering moving to tumblr. The last two social media refugee crises (Twitter -> X and whatever happened with Reddit) prompted a wave of wide-eyed new baffled tumblr users to flood this app and yet last I heard all of the tiktokers are flooding en-masse a Chinese social media app. That is entirely in Mandarin. Instead of moving to tumblr.