#and then there's me)

[alvaeris]

my mom blames my dad's side of the family for my mental issues

[youpricksneverwalk]

*Paul Williams appearing in Ofmd for like ten seconds and getting killed by Ed*

My brain: Does this mean Rhys or Taika might be on a future series of Taskmaster NZ? Is that not as impossible as I thought it would be?

I mean I know it's probably very unlikely, especially Taika with how busy he often is, but now the idea is there again..

[realitycanbewhateveridesire]

i'm also in my girl loser era.

[fabbyf1]

I was tagged by the bestie @takenquicklys to post 5 songs i’ve had on repeat recently :)

Sleepwalking by All Time Low (for my maxiel fic inspo)

Still Into You by Paramore (also for my maxiel fic)

Lollipop by Lil Wayne (idk man. sometimes songs just come back around.)

Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift (because it's a banger)

Hotel Room Service (because it's literally always on repeat with me. ¡DALE!)

tagging @oicawas @celientjeee @nyoomfruits @babs74 @charlescoded bc you guys are stuck with me and if we burn we all burn together

[sarcasmic-skies]

finished choke before work today, now im thinking i want to read/annotate another palahniuk book at the bar again for the third night in a row…….. it’s honestly such a nice way to spend the last hours of the day & it helps keep me sane. also being recognized/remembered as a regular and having a “usual” is such a fucking treat

[nobodybetterlookatme]

I'm so jealous that you get to work with himbos all day!!

Oh trust me, these men are nowhere near kind enough to be himbos 😂 they're just straight up jocks and then there's me just looking so out of place and just vibing

[touchlikethesun]

every now and again i am hit by the knowledge that i am a deeply cringe, untalented, unmotivated person. and then i just have to go on with my day.

[thetardisisnotourdivision]

Shit That I Wrote As A Kid That Was Objectively Horrifying And Should Not Have Been Written By A Child #1:

A story where every four generations on the same land sixteen girls are murdered brutally in close succession due to a girl named Felicity being cursed two thousand years ago. Felicity Burrows is reborn every four generations and made to live out the same fate, watching her friends die around her, inevitably failing to warn the next generation, and being slaughtered. Her best friend Megan looks on in horror, knowing what's happening but powerless to stop it.

I was ten.

[owlkhemy]

I'm pissed (/lh) about @redpanda411's and my Analyzing Sexypeople stuff because we use the Random Character function on the Sexyman Wiki to choose our next characters as long as 1. we know them and 2. they're interesting enough to talk about, right?

And the thing specifically has called me out THREE times

"RANDOMLY"

[blackthunder137]

great, i guess i am the only one who did not watch obx.

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[vee-lociraptor]

tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

I find it so funny, in light of TikTok’s imminent American demise, that even now they aren’t considering moving to tumblr. The last two social media refugee crises (Twitter -> X and whatever happened with Reddit) prompted a wave of wide-eyed new baffled tumblr users to flood this app and yet last I heard all of the tiktokers are flooding en-masse a Chinese social media app. That is entirely in Mandarin. Instead of moving to tumblr.

[fangsforfags]

fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes

[jellogram]

On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously