#and then some anon called me stupid because we were gonna play vegas in the next round but they just didn’t think it through

[spiceberrie]

i’m against this. if you’re leading you don’t need that empty net that just makes you a bitch… let’s play fairly… also 7-4 is a ridiculous score we are never making it to dallas

[oneweedplease]

Hey gorgeous, your "Summoning Satan" fic was so good, can we see more of Lucien, Ernest, and Amanda doing spooky shit? Maybe they can use an ouija board this time? One of the parents should walk in on them because that'd be hilarious.

Here you go anon! Please enjoy!

Ouija Disaster

The doorbell rang, and Ernest slowly made his way over toanswer. Lucien and Amanda had said they were coming over today and had stuff inmind, but Ernest was in no way excited. Lately all they’ve been wanting to dois a bunch of spooky shit, which Ernest wasn’t very fond of. He sighed inannoyance as he opened the door.

“What the hell do you nerds want?” Ernest groaned.

Lucien confidently held up an Ouija board,” We’re gonna play.”

“Oh hell no!” Ernest yelled, “You made us do stupid demonshit last time!”

“Actually, this was Amanda’s idea!” Lucien said.

Amanda smiled, “It’s true! I’ve always wanted to use one ofthese!”

Without hesitation, Ernest slammed the door shut, which wasfollowed by a bunch of whining from outside. He made his way over to the couchand turned on the TV. There was no way he was putting up with that spookybullshit again, and if that means slamming the door in his neighbors’ faces,then so be it! By the time he settled on a channel to watch, he could hearbanging on the window. Ernest looked over and saw Lucien and Amanda makingstupid faces at him from the window. They clearly were not going to leave himalone. Ernest was about to get up and close the curtain, until Hugo came in andsaw Lucien and Amanda outside.

“Ernest! Let your friends inside!” Hugo commanded.

“No way! They’re being stupid!” Ernest retorted,” I’m notletting them in!”

“Fine! Then I will!”

Despite Ernest’s protests, Hugo opened the door and letLucien and Amanda in. Lucien did his best to hide the Ouija since he was prettysure Hugo would be upset about it. Thankfully Hugo took no notice.

“Thanks for letting us in Mr. Vega!” Amanda said awkwardly.It had just now hit her that she was in her English teacher’s house.

“No problem. You three have fun. I need to go run someerrands, so please don’t break anything while I’m gone.” Hugo explained, as hebegan to leave.

As soon as Hugo was gone, Amanda and Lucien began to set up.They placed the Ouija board on the coffee table and lit a few candles. Onceeverything was in place, they turned the lights off and sat around the Ouija.

“Come on, Ernest. Stop being a pussy and talk to some ghostswith us!” Lucien teased.

“I swear to god, I will unleash Duchess Cordelia and watchyour allergic ass die.” Ernest threatened, staying as far away from the oujiaas possible.

“Hey! Don’t be like that!” Amanda lectured, “Though Iwouldn’t mind seeing the dog.”

Lucien sighed, pulling out his phone, “You know I could livestream this and everyone will see what a huge wimp you are.”

Ernest groaned and joined them by the Ouija. They all placedtheir hands on the planchette, unsure of what to say.  

“Why don’t you start us off, Amanda?” Lucien offered, “Sincethis was your idea.”

Amanda nodded happily and began to ask the board questions,“Are there any spirits in this room?”

The planchette slowly started to move towards yes.

“Lucien! Stop moving it!” Ernest shouted.

“I’m not moving it!” Lucien argued.

“Can you guys stop fighting for five seconds so we cancontinue?” Amanda pleaded.

“Fine.” Lucien and Ernest agreed simultaneously.

“Great! Let’s continue!” Amanda took a moment to decide onher next question, and continued with confidence, “How did you die?”

The planchette spelled out the word “accident”.

They sat there for a second, letting the answer sink in.This was supposed to be scary, but knowing how someone died is a little sad.

Lucien was the first to break the silence, “Like, a caraccident?”

The planchette moved to yes.

“Was it in this neighborhood?” Amanda asked.

The planchette moved to yes once more.

“Can we stop asking it about death please?!” Ernestinsisted.

Lucien sighed,” Fine. What do you want to ask then?”

Ernest thought it over for a minute. He really didn’t wantto ask it anything. If he had his way, he’d just move the planchette over “goodbye” and be done with it, but the others would tease him if he did that. Aftermuch thought, he finally mustered a response, “What’s your name-“

Before the three could see where the planchette moved, Hugohad come back already, shocked at what he was seeing.

“Ernest!” Hugo yelled, “Why are you trying to summon demonsin my house?!”

“It wasn’t my idea!” Ernest argued.

“And we’re not summoning demons. That’s a different process.”Lucien said jokingly.

“So then this was your idea, Lucien?” Hugo questioned.

Lucien laughed,” Not this time! This was Amanda’s idea.”

Hugo raised an eyebrow at Amanda, waiting for a response.

Amanda shrugged, “I have no idea what he’s talking about. Iwas dragged into this!”

Lucien glared at her, “Amanda!”

Hugo rubbed his forehead, starting to get a headache, “Lucien,I’m going to have to call your dad.”

“What?! No!”

Ernest laughed at him, “Karma’s a bitch, isn’t it?”

“Not so fast Ernest. You’re in trouble too.” Hugo commented.

“HE TRIED TO BLACKMAIL ME!”

Later that afternoon, Ernest and Lucien had to talk aboutthe incident with their dads. Amanda got off scott free.