#and then she keeps track of her kills

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanesss was NOT doing her job in FNAF movie

[biasomnia]

Just had a stupid dumb idea that I have to put into the world bc it’s too late and I don’t want to forget it.

What if Kuina (Zoro’s childhood friend) faked her death bc her father is a misogynistic shitbag that won’t teach her any more and she goes to sail to find a new mentor. And somewhere along the way runs into Dracule “Greatest Swordsman” Mihawk who decides to mentor this small girl with skill and spite (reasons unclear rn bc again it is late I’m spitballing quickly here). So when Zoro is paw-pawed away to goth island (I don’t remember it’s actual name) not only does he have his “wtf” we see but also eventually bumps into Kuina again and has to go “HUH??” They get to bicker & whatnot and after Mihawk agrees to train Zoro she will NOT stop holding it over his head that she met the greatest swordsman first and is learning his techniques. Kuina would also get along great with Perona.

Maybe will draw some silly comics of this idea tomorrow.

^pic of Kuina bc I can’t blame people for forgetting stuff one piece has a lot in it and is. long

[leviathiane]

Natural team dynamic progression over stream for Blue team (Soulfire) [Day One of purgatory]:

Split into two main groups—

Farming/base-bound: Tina, Missa, Lenay, Niki

Fighters/Runners: Bad, Tubbo, Pierre

Tubbo is main official leader, and Bad and Tina have been acting as co-leaders per their groups for the most part. Tina had been the biggest support leader and the main person keeping morale up within the group-- Missa, Lenay, and Niki being her main supply runners/farmers that she distributed tasks through. Pierre has become main runner who turns in missions, while Tubbo and Bad run distraction. Majority of plans are thought up by Tina, Bad, Tubbo, and Pierre, and are run through Tubbo before execution.

They’ve maintained lead the entire stream for the most part.

[apollos-boyfriend]

to me. as long as you are in the slender mansion you don't actually age. so in my mind the characters that stay there nearly 100% of the time are still around the ages of their original stories (jeff, nina, etc), while characters that leave often still continue to age, if not a bit slowly (jane, tim, etc)

[aziraphalesbookkeeper]

Once again rotating the god tier concept of Law getting invited to Sai and Baby's wedding

[teufelme]

You ever just want to talk about Bertl,

[beeapocalypse]

hey what do you mean pocketcat had daans soul

[tiressian]

concept that is giving me some comfort post 236:

post 236, found family, yuji/megumi (whomever of them is alive by the end, assuming they don't cancel each other out) learning that shoko had a kid, she never says who the father is, but the resemblance is uncanny, they play the role of mentor for once and it is A Time

[aroaessidhe]

2023 reads // twitter thread

Court of the Undying Seasons

NA high fantasy

demigirl volunteers to be taken by the vampires instead of her friend intending to kill them for revenge, but quickly learns that’ll be impossible unless she becomes one

she has to get through her training to become a vampire or live as a human thrall, and quickly gets swept up in their world - and discovers a string of murders that could have dire consequences for them all

[gingerteaonthetardis]

thinking about "why do we have to pretend we're not hungry when we're hungry?" -> joel commenting on midge eating twice in the span of the very next episode

[jadeddays]

the fact "dingo ate my baby" became like a silly international joke about australia, to the point when my uncle travelled overseas in the early 00s people would just say that at him and yet people don't seem to know that a dingo really did take and eat a baby 😭

[spyderschaos]

I have written sm lore involving how amber got spider powers and how she decides to become a hero but I feel like half of it doesn’t make sense

[sobdasha]

can't have your pie and eat it too

trying to clean up my salvaged WIPs and put them onna ~cloud~ before the next inevitable computer death

anyway I will never write this age'd Spirit Tracks Pushing Daisies AU but I would like to preserve, for myself, the only part I care about, with edits for clarity and IM typos corrected:

what if Old Niko has been hanging around so dang long because Link brought him back to life and they just haven't touched bare skin again whoops

and what if Zelda was the victim of a successful coup by Cole

and Link just happened to happen upon her and her ghost (he can see her because he is special and she is special)

so in the course of a royal pie delivery, Link gets invited into the princess' chambers and finds Zelda face-down in a plate of pie. Chancellor Cole had come in to gloat and stabbed Zelda in the back, but he cleverly (?) covered it up (?) by putting some poison in the pie to frame the pie maker for murdering the princess. Look I have seen the quality of the castle guards in these games.

anyway Zelda is pissed about the coup and Link is like "no wait I can fix this" and touches her

and she's like "that's pretty damn excellent"

they're plotting how to expose Cole for murder and keep Link from getting framed, except that exactly a minute into it they hear "OH MY GOD THE CHANCELLOR JUST DROPPED DEAD"

and Link's really guilty like "whoops"

and Zelda is like "..................holy crap you are BRILLIANT"

and then grabs him to smooch his cheek enthusiastically as you do

and uh

well

that ends

as it does

and she is "what did you do why didn't you tell me this would happen link I AM GOING TO HAUNT YOU FOREVER"

on the bright side Cole didn't get the throne??? so yay for what that's worth!

anyway Link sneaks out of the castle to go home and bake some pies before he gets arrested for murder and treason and etc, and Zelda comes with him because what else do you do when you're a lingering ghost whose life was saved and then promptly revoked by a humble piemaker from Aboda. Also he's the only one who can see her so he is the only option for hijinks.

[byberbunk2069]

WIP stuff not final, just proof of concept

[homunculus-argument]

My favourite fan theory about anything is "Gandalf fucked a hobbit once", as an explanation as to why he's so invested in them. Like several generations ago, purely by happenstance he just happened to encounter a fearless Took lass who decided to Fuck That Old Man and by the powers of supreme hobbit reproduction skills, the natural happens.

So Gandalf just goes "ah well fuck, gotta fix this", somehow makes sure she's arranged an excellent marriage, and pays her future husband a visit like "just a heads-up you're going to have an early, unexpectedly large and supremely excellent child and you are going to be nothing but loving and proud of your firstborn, or she is going to become a very rich young widow whose husband tragically died of a mysterious case of Killed By A Wizard, ok?"

And after that he's been visiting here and there to discreetly keep track of which ones are his descendants, and then after keeping track of all of them becomes too much work, decides to narrow down to the ones he's deemed to take after him (the ones the other hobbits think are weird, mostly) until deciding that Bilbo was his favourite. Probably has zero wizard blood in him by now and Gandalf doesn't even consider the hobbits he's been keeping tabs on as his offspring in any way anymore, it's basically a hobby to him by now.

So any time other Maiar or other immortal races notice him keeping an eye on the hobbits and ask him what's his deal with the halflings anyway, he just shrugs and goes "idk I just think they're neat."

[the-weeping-dawn]

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