#and then one of them a bottom box legit was collapsing in on itself. which is very problematic! | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

orcelito · 2 years ago

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Ok but seriously imagine a 5'3" they/them wearing all black with 2 inch heel leather boots sitting on the floor beating the Shit out of some wooden boards with a hammer and cracking jokes about how the nails need to come out (along the lines of "it's okay, we're accepting!") with their lesbian manager

And you just got a snapshot of my day

#speculation nation #yesterday i unloaded 8 big heavy pallets off a semi nearly by myself & then helped unpack 3 of them Box By Box #and today i got to splinter wood through sheer force alone #i think this is my gender actually. the feeling of sinking the sharp part of a hammer into wood #prying it out and hearing the wood splinter and break #This Is My Gender.#we also had 3 problem pallets. they were uh. several pallets straight up broke #2 of the pallets were Leaaaaaning in a concerning way. as in this tower of heavy boxes that just Barely fit under the doorways #and then one of them a bottom box legit was collapsing in on itself. which is very problematic!#i just haphazardly propped that one up against a wall near the loading dock bc i was like 'no Way im getting this down the hall by myself'#we had to have like 3 ppl taking care of this shit. it was Problems.#yesterday was tiring and a lot of work. but we got it done! and that's what matters.#anyways yea im a wrecking ball im a wood splintering hammer im an enemy of all small dogs on bike trails #(regardless of my general courtesy towards them)#i think i deserve to have claws. i think that would fit with my gender very well.

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