#and then learns that they're a vampire. but the vampire is chill and doesn't wanna drink their blood. they have bloodpacks in bulk

[loudmound]

i feel bad for having romance in so many of my stories but i hope that they come across as different flavors of such bcs people will naturally go about that in different ways or not at all if it's not something they desire or are into. idk. i'm a hopeless romantic either way.

[witchygirlgray333]

Looking for film and tv show recommendations!

Hey! I'm chronically ill and currently on bed rest so I spend a lot of time watching films and tv shows. I'm looking for any recommendations as lately I've just been rewatching the same shows over and over again and I wanna find some new shows and films to watch.

Some TV shows and films I like are : (and a very brief description of them in case any one else is interested in them)

Superstore - a show about a bunch of people working in a supermarket, similiar vibe kind of to Brooklyn 99 or Kims convenience

Brooklyn nine nine - a comedy about a bunch of detectives in Brooklyn solving crimes and looking awesome doing it

Gossip girl - a very dramatic show about the lives of ridiculously rich kids in New York (lots of crime, drugs, high school drama and super cute outfits)

Laguna beach - reality tv about a bunch of rich high school kids and the drama and relationships between them (I loved Lauren)

The simpsons - this one probably doesn't need much explaining but it's about a family (homer the dad who loves doughnuts is extremely daft and seems invincible, marge the mum who's more down to earth than her husband and is a stay at home mum who loves her family, bart the eldest son who loves pulling pranks skateboarding and annoying lisa, lisa the genius older daughter who loves school and learning and is a total girl boss and maggie the baby girl)

Theodosia - a show about an edwardian teen girl and her family who investigating the pyramids and tombs in egypt and Theodosia finds an artefact that gives her magic powers

Any of the Hello Kitty shows and films - so cute and wholesome

Any of the Barbie films - they're just iconic and so nostalgic

My neighbour Totoro - a film about two sisters (mei and satsuke) who have just moved to the countryside and as they adjust to living there they make friends, deal with the emotional toll of having a very sick mum, meet soot gremlins, explore and meet Totoro!

Kiki's delivery service - a young witch who travels to a new city to learn more about herself and her magic, a wholesome animated film with some adorable cat friends

Arriety - a studio ghibli film based on the book 'the borrowers', a young adventurous borrower girl who desperately wants to explore the human world

Community - a comedy show about adults going to community college

The office (U.S.) - a comedy about a bunch of paper salesmen and the office dynamic, friendships, enemies and their lives

Vampire diaries - a series about a girl who gets turned into a vampire and meets 2 hot guy vampires (damon and stefan). i don't remember too much about this one because I watched it ages ago but i love damon, caroline and klaus and there's some really cool outfits (and jewellery) in this show!

Keeping up with the Kardashians - a reality tv show about the crazy lives of the super rich and famous karjenners

The Kardashians - a more recent sister show of the karjenner family

Skins - a bunch of british teens being mentally ill and making bad decisions all the time, lots of partying and cute makeup and outfits

Avatar the last airbender - an animated series about a kid who wakes up after 100 years and realises he's the last airbender and he basically has to save the world, but before he can do that he has to travel the world with his friends and his flying bison appa in order to learn to use all the elements

She-ra - a girl with a magic sword who goes on adventures and fights evil

Anne with an e - a show based on 'anne of green gables', it tells the story of a young girl who gets sent to the countryside to live with a brother and sister, she romantises the countryside and her whole life and she tries to find the meaning behind everything

Chilling adventures of Sabrina - a re-make series based on sabrina the teenage satanic witch, it's about a teenage girl who's a witch and she tries to balance her witchy life and her normal girl life.

Charmed - 3 sisters use their witchcraft to fight evil, they each have a certain power and they combine them to be the power of three

Sex education - tbh i can't remember much about this but it shows british teens in high school and them trying to navigate growing up and their sex lives

Saiki K - anime about a guy with pink hair who doesn't talk much but has special powers

Lizzie Mcguire - don't remember much about this one either but it's so nostalgic and it has the best being-a-young-teen-in-the-2000s vibes with lots of cute outfits and room decor

13 reasons why - a show about a girl in high school who commits su1cide and she leaves a tape with a section for 13 different people explain how their actions led to her committing su1cide

Carole and Tuesday

House M.D - medical show set in a hospital about a snarky grumpy doctor who's also a genius and his team as they try to solve medical mysteries that no one else has been able to solve

Chicago fire - a show about a fire department

The dark crystal : age of resistance - fantasy tv show with elves and things

Santa Clarita diet - a woman gets turned into a zombie (i think) and she has to try to live a double live of her normal life and her human eating zombie life

Hunger games films

Harry Potter films

13 going on 30 - a young girl wishes she was 13 because she thinks her life would be so much better to be 30, flirty and thriving and she wakes up one day as a 30 year old magazine editor

The big bang theory - a comedy about a group of friends mostly scientists and their relationships

Schitts creek - a super rich family suddenly lose all their money so they have to move to a run down motel in a town they brought as a joke and their have to adjust to their new lives

Derry girls - a group of teen girls in northern ireland as they grow up, get through high school and try to get into relationships

Come dine with me - people make dinner for the rest of the group and they all do themed nights (I love all the different themes they think off) and then at the end of the week they find out who won

Shameless

Bridget Jones films

Legally Blonde - elle gets dumped by her dumb boyfriend because he's going to harvard and wants a more 'presentable and smart' girlfriend so she spends all summer studying and goes to Harvard to show him she's a bad ass and she ends up being an awesome law student (another film with some fabulous fashion)

Girl interrupted - a film set in a mental hospital showing multiple girls with a variety of mental health problems

To the bone - a girl with anorexia gets sent to a facilty to help her to recover

Virgin suicides - some boys who live across the street from 4 beautiful sisters are mesmerised by them and throughout the course of the book/film the sisters each kill themselves

Lolita - a man develops a creepy obsession with a young girl so he takes advantage of her and gets her to start dating him and spends the majority of the film trying to convince himself he's a great person

Wild child - a girl is being rebellious and is lashing out so her dad sends her to a super fancy boarding school in england to fix her behaviour and to get her to grow up

White chicks - a hilarious film about 2 spies who go undercover as rich white girls to investigate a crime

Cheer - a reality show about the intense lives, drama, training sessions and competitions of college cheerleaders

Labyrinth

Wednesday - based on the addams family, wednesday gets sent to boarding school despite her wishes and she deals with school, friends and a deadly creature

Orange is the new black - a comedy / drama series about the very graphic, violent and traumatising lives of women in prison

The witcher - the witcher's are magical not-humans who save everyone from various deadly magical creatures

The last kingdom - kind of similiar to the witcher just without the fantasy aspect, Uhtred is both a pagan and a dane and fights for peace between the two groups

[squadron-of-damned]

i like those thoughts, gimme more and i'll give you more.

you didn't mention wolfgang so mmm, since siegfried's lines is just a bunch of werewolves, then it means he's a real life furry! finally thinking abt the webber sisters though, are they vampires? just one of them or maybe all three and wolfgang is pretty chill with that since they're relatively tame? also him still having the dogs but trains them for tracking and idk how this would work but ✨communicates✨ with them telepathically a lo that one shit from twilight™.

also, dhampir nikolle? wanna know how that happened and what the other vks think of it and how they'd react if one of them got turned into a vampire. like manfred actively sought out to be turned but what if someone was- maybe after a hunting a few vamps and the symptoms started to show?

The Weber (actually with just one b, "Weber (der)" being weaver/handloom in German) triplets are not vampires, they are just very creepy. But most likely human. the werewolf's brides. Nadele, Cvira and Shere (die Nadel - needle, der Zwirn - thread/twine, die Schere - scissors) are deep into the uncanny valley, but it's because they are normal humans who are way too into this thing. They always bring fresh meat on the table for the family. I suggest nobody ask where it comes from, because we might learn things we don't want to. Technically the three triplets count as damsels in distress, but problem is they cause the distress most of the time.

(Also the training of the dogs doesn't change. They have always been tracking/hunting/guarding dogs. It just gets amped up to 11, because Wolfgang no longer hesitates to sic them on people.)

Nikolle: "Mum, what is a dhampir?"

Helena: "Well, when mommy and daddy love each other very much and mommy doesn't check that son of a bitch is actually son of a bat and the condom has a microtear in it..."

Given that Helena's tried to keep away from a family, they didn't see Nikolle much. And by the time her heritage came out, Helen could plausibly go "we have bigger problems than half of my daughter, such as my entire father!"