#and then lanval jumps n taps his heels together n hops on the back of her horse n then gets pegged in avalon or smthin

[shoezuki]

lanval is still one the weepiest sopping wet rags of a man in all king arthur lore like. dude was an absolute wife guy but fr bout it and as in 'if my wife doesnt speak to me i am going to starve myself to death because i wronged her by acknowledging her existence when turning down the queens harassment. i love her so much and i deserve to die' while king arthur n the other knights who were Going to kill him cuz the queen falsely accused him of hittin on her but hes so sad and pathetic that they r like 'ok dude we'you wont be killed just get the fuck out of here' but nah mfer refuses to be exiled cuz his fairy queen honey is ghosting him and he wants death. mfer making the whole court uncomfy cuz he keeps beggin for death and crying bout his wife and they aint even sure this chick is real