#and then i'll eat chips and be like 'pls tell me this is what you want' but my brain goes 'no!!!! i don't want this either!!!!'
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Day Eighteen: The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
Beta read by @quietmageuietmage on but we both don't know internet lingo, so we used a translator.
Contains Kylar stalking, terrible internet slang, sexting, and masturbation
Ding!
The noise never failed to startle you, ever since you got a cell phone the ring always scared the shit out of you. Tonight though, that sound sent a flood of arousal right through you. Kylar made sure he was your first contact and message. He was insistent on it. You felt bad for everyone else who fought to be in your contacts, but the poor lad didn’t have anyone in his. So right at the top, you saved his name with a little heart.
Now, you're face to face with that heart and a little message.
I miss u ur hom ryt? I cn ’t w8 nmore
You reply as you settle down onto your bed and unfastening your pants with a shuffle of your hips.
Ur alone ryt? In ur bed?
Yes yes YES! You're sure he can feel your desperation with your message. A damn shame you couldn’t call, but with walls so thin and with how nervous Kylar was, you weren’t about to call and the others were too fucking nosey. Plus, as much as you love him, you knew he’d only breathe heavily and squeak as he masturbated.
Another ding and a photo came up. Kylar's leaking uncut cock. It was hard to see with how dark it was, the blackness creeping in and making it somewhat grainy. It was almost funny in a way. Your hand dipped down into your pants and started idly groping.
I din touch lk u asked.
You let him know what a good boy he is.
Pls cn i c u?
You fumble around with your pants pulling them down to your mid-thigh. You were leaking just as much as he was. You let your juices collect on your fingers and pull it away just enough to leave a strand, snapping an artful photo. You gently play with yourself, waiting for a response. You really hope he hasn’t cum yet.
Ping!
Ur so prfct. ru thinking abt me? I kept thinking abt u. U touching urself.
Not the best, but he’s getting there. He’s too cute. Maybe getting him worked up will net you something good? You tell him every little detail about one of your fantasies. A quick send and a hope for the best.
I cud do dat. I'll hld u dwn n watch u squirm. Tie u up so u cn ’t run. Leave ur mouth open tho so i cn hear u. I <3 ur voice. So ns. ur clothes r ns but tey ’d luk btr cut off small scraps and u while yer nakd on my bed in front of me. I'd cum u ova n ova til u couldn’t move. All we'd do is fuckk, we'd eat while still pressed against each other. u won’t be able to leave me ever, forever.
Right after he sent a video of his small fingers digging into the meat of his cock and rubbing it with vigor. It looked somewhat painful with how hard he was gripping himself, but in the haze of lust it made your stomach tingle. He was that excited for you? It only made you want to match his pace. Fuck, he was too cute. His freckled shaft, messy pubes, painted finger nails with chips all over digging into the crown of his cock, his stubby finger digging into the tip.
How desperately you’d like to have that in your mouth, or even desperately slamming into you as he tried to keep his eyes focused on you, but was twisted up from the tightness and pleasure you offered him. He was too cute for his good. You pushed your fingers inside yourself and tried to find the depth of Kylar when he was inside and tease that spot. Imagining him above you now.
You tell him what you are doing, even send a video back of your fingers pushing into your hole, all close up just like he enjoys. You swear you can almost hear him squeak with delight.
But then you hear another noise, muffled but surely there now. You weren’t about to have someone from school taking photos or listening in. You frown and throw your phone onto the bed and move to your closet. Without a missing a beat, you rip it open, and you see Kylar’s tiny form in a makeshift nest of your clothes. Hands still on his painfully hard cock. His eyes wide and his mouth open with a bit of drool still slowly creeping down his face.
You really should be shocked. You're not sure if it was the force of adoration you had for the little, scruffy man, or the lust still had buzzing over your flesh. Maybe it is the fucked up combination of both? You grab his shirt, and he lets out a string of apologizes filled with dread as his phone clatters to the floor and he holds his arms up to protect himself.
You press a heated kiss to his unguarded lips, you can feel his body go limp
Calmed instantly by your love. He kisses back, lowering his arms and peeking at your expression before latching on with desperation, grinding his cock against your bare leg, and he messily sucks you into his mouth. Tongue and all. He takes a long moment to get an aftertaste of you and your toothpaste before pulling away, tongue still peeking out of his chapped lips.
“Y-your not mad?”
How could you be when the object of your desires is now right there in front of you? You tell him just that and his face flushes even more and you can feel his cock twitch against your thighs. You yank him over to your bed and tumble over, pulling him on top of you with a smirk on your face.
You don’t need any more words. He understands your silent tango and dives in to taste you.
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Lots of tw's.. also please read the entire post if you start reading it. Im not a bad person. This is a specific case and i KNOW this person and have talked this stuff over w ppl that also know him. He manipulated me into hating the ppl i know i love most (as friends) now and did a lot of fucked up shit a lot of which I'll list
Tws include : sh, severe mental illness, "kys" jokes (wasnt rly a joke), ed, trauma, etcetc
Im only saying this shit on here because literally no one knows who im talking about and never will. This is an irl person who doesn't even have Tumblr im pretty sure.. I'd prefer if you only read this if ur a moot or i follow u or vice versa pls 😭
Im gonna throw the imaginary fights i have in my head on here
all the same person cus they side eye me at school and ik damn well he's trying to get ppl to not like me but idc cus im in the right and i have proof 💋
Like i just KNOW he views me as childish n shit
Likr
childish?? ME?? You're the one that said my 7 year old brother should kill himself because he played the same roblox game as you..a 14yo... But, yes, im the childish one...
its a genuine scenario I can't get out of my head and i need to talk abt it
Contrary to what you think, i DO like you. I don't hate you because my online best friend expressed how HE doesn't like you... Its actually crazy that you came into my home for a complete weekend, were as EXTREMELY disrespectful as you were, we didn't say anything and then you're out here saying me and my entire family hate you... Like no babes my parents went out and bought food from the store that we never eat bc you would eat it... No babes, i made cookies from scratch bc cookies are one of the only things you'll eat... No babes, we didn't even comment on the fact that you had three sodas and had two sips out of each of them before you wasted them...
Your "eating disorder" is DEFINITELY fake, too. There might be part of it in there but wdym "my grandparents starve me" when you asked if you could have a random bag of chips and they immediately bought it for you? I fear you just need to tell them when a food is out? They both work a ton bc they had to take you in a few months ago I don't think they notice much when the pantry or fridge is running low. Wdym "ew i hate that" to every food in existence but you scarf up wretched school breakfast and lunch daily...? Again with "i shove it down my throat bc my grandparents starve me" are you forgetting how close we got so quickly? How ik you? You wouldn't eat 95% of that before you starved to death if it was at my house... But you're gonna eat it all up there.
Same with your "personality disorder".... Wdym we're in the middle of English and you go "bro i just spawned in. What am i wearing and why? Omggg why do i have sh on my arms???" Like be so fr rn. You aren't immune to being aware of PHYSICAL PAIN. And i get like.. having a different style but fym "why am i wearing this what is it" ..? (I have talked to a SYSTEM friend abt this and they can confirm its v fake seeming)
Its actually crazy when i didn't kick you out after you said that about my brother, you're actually insane. I get you have very recent trauma but holy hell refrain from making relationships if you're gonna fuck someone up.
You had your "friend" give me back my sweater bc you were too childish to do it yourself and look me in the eye. You moved seats without permission. You glare at me in the class where you can't move seats.
Also, that "friend".. you call her a slut and talk shit abt her to her face because she has HEALED sh scars. Then you walk around campus with gaping wounds acting like you're self conscious of it when you're actually begging for attention. This is NOT me saying ppl who sh are attention seekers btw.. i KNOW him and me and several other people agree he's doing it for attention. My friends have said they'd have relapsed after seeing them if it had been a bad time for them, thats how bad it was.
I genuinely hope he gets better bc he is fucked up in the head, however i also wish the best on his next victim of "we're friends". I hope they get away or meet him after he has gotten better.
To this guy - i hope you better yourself instead of trying to make yourself as bad as possible because you find comfort in that, or rot.
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In my head GZD is huge on TikTok. Like is constantly posting the best tiktoks and collaborating with Este Bestie a lot.
But one day she came across this tiktok where a guy is saying that women arent supposed to be in f1. She took that personally.
So the next GP she wins it and stitches that tiktok with one where she's counting her trophies at the team's HQ, and cause I imagine her as racing for Audi with Seb as her teammate (let me be delusional pls 😭😭), he walks over handing her latest win and they walk away talking about lunch so its something like:
Seb: so what do you want for lunch?
GZD: fish and chips probably. Or maybe a steak
Seb: that unhealthy.
GZD: geez dad. I'll have a salad with it ok?
Seb: that's better
Till like you can't hear them any more.
Anyway.
~💤~
how did this ask go from gzd making tiktoks with esteban to seb telling her to eat a fucking salad 😭😭😭 did this happen in a dream or something- the details are exquisite 🫶🏻
seb and gzd teammates… that’s so cute
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love when the brain isn’t braining because i’ll be like “i want to watch a movie today!” and i just can’t process the movie or i get bored of it in like 2 seconds and then i’ll go “okay maybe i want to watch an episode of a kdrama” and then i’ll find myself fast-forwarding through all the slower scenes and then i’ll go “okay since that didn’t work, i should write something” but i just stare at my screen and listen to i bet on losing dogs by mitski for like an hour and my brain’s still yelling I WANT TO DO SOMETHING but it WON’T DECIDE ON WHAT IT WANTS
#caroline talks#.....................................mental equivalent of opening and closing the fridge#.........mental equivalent of just going 'i want a snack' and so you try like a million things but your craving isn't satisfied#so you're just still hungry but YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT!#there have been times when i just like. eat. like. idk. a cookie and then i'm like 'nvm i don't want this'#and then i eat like. frozen berries and my brain goes 'i don't want this either'#and then i'll eat chips and be like 'pls tell me this is what you want' but my brain goes 'no!!!! i don't want this either!!!!'#and i want to bang my head against the wall bc 'PLEASE i am HUNGRY let me EAT something it doesn't have to be the PERFECT snack'#but brain goes 'NO!!! I WANT SOMETHING!!!! GIVE ME!!! I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IT IS!!! BUT GIVE ME!!!!'#so the thing that's happening right now? it's that. but not with snacks! with activities!#'GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DO!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!!! bUT GIVE ME!!!!'#me: can we . . . . can we please not do this today bestie we only have one day of the week to relax :(
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Can you do where Miguel takes care of the reader when they are sad?
MIGUEL X GN!READER WHEN THEY'RE SAD (IMAGINE?)
pls tell me if yall want this as a hc or sumn 😔 oh anf this is so short and sooo out of due so im sorry😭
"hey you okay?" he asks as he flops down next to you, hands already sneaking around your waist. "just tired and sad" you answer him, turning around to place a kiss on his jaw. he looks at you, his brown eyes just staring into you sincerely, "talk to me." he says.
you sigh "school has been overwhelming and with you not around so much today really got to me." you admit. miguel smiles, "would a karaoke session cheer you up, babe?" he asks.
"as much as i want to, sadly no i played the leader role today to a bunch of jerks on a group activity so my throat is pretty much sore." you mumble, scooting towards him more, tangling your legs around his. "it's okay mi amor, you did good today." he whispers, tracing your nose bridge with the tip of his index finger. then he sits up, you felt his arms leave your waist as well "wait here i'll go get something." you nod as he leaves the room. he then comes back with bags of chips and a bottle of cold water. he sets it down on the floor by your reach and you smile at him, "let's eat those later hm? c'mere babe." you say as he lays down beside you with a smirk on his face.
"what do you plan on doing to me meanwhile we wait for 'later'?" miguel asked jokingly, laying beside you as he props his elbow on the mattress to let his palm hold his chin.
you hum as you wrap your arms around him, "shush, hold me." you mumble into his shirt as he did so. he smelled like cologne and sweat at the same time, "did you even shower after training?" you asked him "yeah i did! how dare you? i didn't have much money so i walked all the way here." he pouts, offended but he still held you tight around his protective arms. "well it is a bit hot out, good job on walking all the way here." you mumble as your fingertips traced his clothed shoulder, to his collarbone then his neck, miguel shuddered with a grin, "you know i'm ticklish, babe." miguel whispers as you grinned back, "i know." you say
a minute or so later, the way that you were cradled in his arms and the exhaustion got to you quick. you fell asleep, knowing that you have a sweet boyfriend there to be with as you experience good or bad days.
#xu's fics#cobra kai netflix#gn reader#cobra kai#miguel diaz#miguel diaz x gnreader#cobra kai miguel#imagine#oneshot
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Chubby S/O HCs
Sugawara x gn!Reader | Tanaka x gn!Reader | Iwaizumi x gn!Reader
[ Headcanons ]
Request: hi omg!! i love ur blog sm!! i was wondering if i could request sugawara, tanaka and iwazumi with a chubby!reader who is insecure with their body?? if not i totally get it lolol!! tysm!! —anonymous
a/n: thank u for the request anon!! i really enjoyed these and pls let me remind u that no matter your shape and size, you are beautiful! i'm really bad at comforting people esp with regards to insecurities so if i ever offend someone with these pls do tell me ;(
❀ okay before we start i just wanna say that i headcanon suga as someone who loves baking sweets in his free time
❀ that being said, he loves spoiling you with sweets— cookies, pastries, cakes, bread, literally anything he feels like making
❀ LOOOOVES FEEDING U AND U CAN'T CHANGE MY MIND
"angel, i made u some banana bread with extra choco chips" (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)
your eyebrows would furrow in hesitation, finding it hard to refuse your sweet boyfriend's offer
"thank u, koushi, but i'll pass"
(‘◉⌓◉’) "do u want something else? i can make u something else for tomorrow if u'd like"
"no, baby, i'm just thinking i'm getting a little pudgier"
❀ would look at you with so much bewilderment bec??? what do you mean??
❀ he thinks you're cute like that and will not hesitate to tell you
❀ will NOT force you to eat his sweets if u really don't want to tho
❀ would look for healthier alternatives so he can continue to spoil u with his baking while not making u guilty for eating sweets
❀ would never miss a chance to tell you how pretty you are— how amazingly gorgeous you look every hour of the day
❀ oh BOY
❀ since you two got together, he always has his hands on you some way or another as long as you are within reach
❀ enjoys holding you and squeezing and pawing at you
❀ especially loves your thighs!!
❀ he'll rest his hands on top of them any chance he gets— occasionally kneading or drumming a random beat against your skin
❀ will not give you a chance to be insecure with your body with the way he worships it in his every waking hour
"look at my pretty baby, you're so beautiful god i could look at you all day, all pretty in my arms like this"
❀ it was almost a mantra he recites whenever he sees you, overwhelmed with the thought that he gets to have someone like you to call his
❀ if he ever notices you ever doubting your appearance, he's ready with the smoochies >:(
❀ would shower you with kisses all over your body everyday just to show you how perfectly beautiful you are in his eyes
❀ loves how soft you are and how you fit perfectly in his arms and on his lap
❀ especially loves your tummy 🥺
❀ pls he could NOT get enough!!!
❀ lies down on it to take naps as you pet at his hair— gOD he would sigh so contentedly bec mmm warm mmm soft
❀ on days where you don't seem to love your body as much, he would wrap his arms around your waist as he stands close behind you
❀ slips his hands inside your shirt to have them rest on top of your stomach, thumb gently rubbing and fingers slightly squeezing at it as he presses kisses on your shoulder, your cheeks and on your hair
❀ doesn't really say much, just simple praises but his actions always carry all that he wants you to know
❀ that you're beautiful no matter what and he never ever wants you to doubt that
taglist: @churochuu @bakarinnie @faithieeee @strawberriimilkshake @paulazockt @pattys-got-cakes @hidden-otaku-stuff @haikyuubabie @shou-kunn @your-local-abyss @stcrryskies @toosaltyforacookie
✨send an ask to be added/removed✨
#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#sugawara x reader#tanaka x reader#iwaizumi x reader#sugawara koushi#sugawara kōshi#haikyuu sugawara#tanaka ryuunosuke#haikyuu tanaka#hw tanaka#haikyuu iwaizumi#hq iwaizumi#iwaizumi hajime
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Can we see your list of Anons? I'd like to know more about the people hanging out around Asker HQ!
Since not everyone in AHQ are anons, I'll give you my Askers list instead! :D (note that not everyone is in AHQ)
Nike (NotMike) - the very first person to send an ask for the au! They are responsible fpr kidflash!Tommyinnit ><
Amber - they've been around for a while, they make great fics and give awesome ideas!
💙 (Ghostbur Anon) - my beloved-- they live up to their name by giving wholesome hcs and can also be really angsty sometimes if they wanted XD
💜 (Purple Anon) - I haven't seen them in a while, but their ideas have always been poggers :D
👻 (Ghost Anon) - don't confuse them with 💙, but they do have something in common-- they both live up to their names. Ghost just comes and goes whenever they feel like causing chaos XD
🏒 (Hockey Anon) - they're the very first person to make fanart of this au! They also have the most fanart for this au >< They're my beloved mod <333
Dino Anon - this little balloon rascal (affectionate) is a part of team angst and I love them (/p) for it!
Small Spark - we call them Crow in the disc and they make very very poggers art!! (art style is *chef's kiss* btw)
Tell - she's responsible for the Tomnyinnit space adventure-- also the queen of the fighting ring!
Monopoly Anon - I named her that because she made it apparent that she sucks at monopoly during her first few asks (/j) Also, her ideas are poggers!! Blame her for many of the angst in this au :]
Hayden - this mofo(affectionate) is out to kill everyone in the HQ and we love them for it XD I mean, have you read their fics?!
🤺 (Fencer Anon) - a very familiar face to us all! They are responsible for many of the angst here as well XD They're my beloved tho- /p
Scared Anon (Nug) - all they know is eat hot chip and play discount monopoly-- they've also been around for a long time!
🎂 (Cake Anon) - they've taken the mantle of making hcs for Velvet because I suck and Velvet desrves better TvT
Rock Anon - they ask about Quackity, Velvetfrost, and Skephalo before dissipating into the void XD
BookBelle - they haven't sent in many asks, but from what I remember, they're very pog :D
XD Anon - showed up one day and disappeared-- if you're hear and you see this o7
Narhwal - the second person to make art!! And they also have a pog HQ persona, complete with a backstory!
Callie - they've been around for a while, they make Fundy angst and Eret angst and we love to see it ><
🦉 (Owl Anon) - the first anon ever... I don't think they're around anymore though T^T (but if you, hello! :D)
✨ - idk, I never did know this anon's name... but I do remember them starting and ending every ask with this emoji
Frawk - the battler of angst-- they also 'removed' their 'eyes' so they won't be able to see the angst we lot make XD
(If I missed anyone, pls forgive me, I can only remember so many names QAQ)
#ask#askers hq#timb answers#wow#i just realized how many askers i have XD#and this isnt even counting the nameless anons-
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Meeting You In The Hallway Part 2
a/n: HII lovely people! I hope you are all doing well today! This is part 2 of Meeting you in the Hallway. A lot happens in this chapter, y/n and H gonna get real close.
What it is: You move into the apartment across the hall from Harry and you begin a friendship which you both want more from but can’t communicate that want.
Word Count: 5.7k
Warning: fluff, some cursing, sexual tensionnn, & lil bit of smut.
Pls reblog if you like it 😊 I literally have so much homework to do now because I wrote this instead LOL.
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You woke up at 4:00 pm. 2 hours before your shift started. You had only one more week on the night shift. Then you’d have a regular schedule. You took one hour to get ready. You basically just showered, did your hair, and put some mascara on. You put your scrubs on and compression socks that had little sunflowers on them. They were your favorites. Around 6:00 you poured yourself a bowl of cereal and packed your dinner Tupperware in your bag. You made it the night before so you could have it ready for today. As you were eating your cereal you heard 3 slow knocks on your door. You got up and checked the peephole just in case. Low and behold it was Harry. You opened the door and were greeted by a very cheesy smile.
“Hi” you looked at him a little confused.
“Hi. I’m really sorry to bother you but um.. Do you have an egg?”
“An egg?”
“Yeah. Just the one” he said with a small smile on his lips.
You shook your head playfully. “Come inside”
You walked further into your apartment towards your kitchen.
Harry watched you as you walked away. He watched as your scrubs hugged your ass and hips. How your scrub top was tighter around your waist. He noticed your sunflower socks and smiled a little.
You reached inside your fridge and grabbed 2 eggs. “Here, just in case one breaks on the way back over”
“Are you calling me clumsy y/n?” He smirked at you.
“No, just think it’s better to be safe than sorry” you shrugged.
“Are you a nurse?”
“Yeah. I’m leaving in a few minutes” you told him.
“Leaving? It’s like 6:15 at night”
“Yeah. Night shift.”
“Oh” he said a little sad you had to go soon.
“Yeah. I’m going to day shift soon though. Thank God” you sighed.
“Don’t like night shift?”
“I don’t like being awake when people are asleep and being asleep when people are awake. It sucks”
He nodded his head in understanding.
“Well, I’m making cookies. Hence the eggs. Do you want some? I can drop them off tomorrow.” He offered.
You smiled and nodded. It was sweet how he thought of you.
“Okay. Well I’m gonna let you go then. Thanks for the eggsss” he said as he playfully put an emphasis on the S at the end.
“No problem,” you laughed. “Hey I’m actually leaving right now anyway. We can walk out together” you grabbed your bag and washed your cereal bowl. He watched you the whole time, noticing how you your scrub top lifted a little bit when you reached for your reusable Starbucks cup to fill with water.
“Okay I’m all done” you breathed out and looked at him. You caught him staring for a small second before he got up quickly and waited for you to walk out. You put your crocs on before you opened your door and you heard a small laugh behind you.
“What?”
“Nothing it’s just the little cartoons on your shoes are adorable” he smiled so that you could see his dimples in your small hallway.
“They’re called jibbitz and I just got them for the kids. Child friendly you know?” You explained. You both looked down staring at your feet. Your right foot was filled with the faces of all the Disney princess’ and your left foot was filled with all the superheroes you could fit. You could hear his low chuckle and you two both looked up at the same time. At this point your faces were just a few inches apart. You could’ve sworn you heard him suck in a breath. You turned around and unlocked your door and took a deep breath of the hallway air. Harry followed you out and you locked your door and tucked your keys in your pockets.
“Have a good night.. at work”
“Thanks. Have fun baking”
“Thanks”
You never look at him for too long. Scared you’ll be caught staring the same way you caught him. But just before you left you noticed he’s always wearing long sleeves. At least that you’ve seen.
“Try not to overheat. Baking can get pretty warm” you said pointing to his long sleeves.
“Oh yeah. I always keep the temp in my place at like 60°. I get cold so I just put a long sleeve shirt on.”
“Why not just put the temperature up?”
“What’s the fun and coziness in that?” He smiled down at you.
You laughed and shook your head, “Right. Well goodnight harry”
“Goodnight y/n”
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7 am rolls around faster than you thought. You say bye to your friends from work and grab your bag before leaving. You walk home because the sidewalks aren't as busy as they will be in an hour. Exhausted, you say hi to Pat and go inside. You catch your curly headed neighbor with his hair up in a small pony and a tank top with shorts. For the first time you see how many tattoos he has. You pop up next to him as you both now wait for the elevator.
"You're up early"
"Oh hey. How was work?" he looks down at you.
"it was… exhausting" you decide to not tell him the sad gory details of your night. Your patient threw up on you because of their chemo treatment and you needed to change your scrubs at the very beginning of your shift. "Were you walking?"
"Running. Jogging. Helps me clear my mind" he says as he waits for you to go in the elevator first.
You walk in and when you turn around you can see he has even more tattoos on his legs. You find them kind of hot. Wanting to know more and see more. He stands next to you as you wait for the elevator to land on the 17th floor.
"Do you work again tonight?"
"Yeah. Why?" you looked up at him. He was staring straight ahead.
"Nothing. Was just gonna invite you to my gig." he looks down at you and there seems to be disappointment in his eyes.
"Oh sorry. Maybe another night." you say quietly. "What do you do? Poetry? Sing? Can't be comedy." you say with a small smirk.
"Actually, I'm a very funny person y/n," he faces you. "But I-" he pauses as someone walks in.
Soon we land on the 17th floor and our elevator conversation seems to have ended by the time we make it to our doors.
"So… do you just go to sleep now?" he asked as he opened his door.
"Yeah basically. I mean I shower and eat something before I fall asleep." you answer as you open your door and turn around.
"Oh okay. I was gonna make breakfast, if you wanted some."
"Depends. What's on the menu?" you kicked your shoes off and leaned on your doorframe.
He watched you and said, "Today? I'm thinking…waffles?"
"Mmm, I'll be over in 30." just as you were about to shut your door he said, "No um I'll come and bring them over. With the cookies."
"Okay"
He left and you both closed your doors. It was nice to have a new friend. A friend that looked like a Greek god but still, a friend.
You walked into your bedroom and dug through the last few boxes you had left. You grab a clean towel and clean pajamas as you walk into your bathroom. You set the water to be warm because it was already way too hot today. You thought back to Harry. He seemed to love cooking and baking. You've only known him a few days but you already felt friendly enough. You remembered his tattoos. You wanted to ask if there was a story behind his heart tattoo.
Pouring some peach scented shampoo onto your hands, you began rubbing your hair and massaging it in. You remember how large his hands looked when he grabbed the two eggs yesterday. They looked miniature in his hands. Your thoughts began to escape you as you relaxed under the warm water and you wondered what it felt like to have his hands on your body. Remembering he was probably waiting on you to eat, you shook your thoughts out of your head and shut the water off.
"Its just a stupid crush" you mumbled to yourself as you put your pjs on.
~~~
As Harry was mixing the batter for waffles he began to think about you. He wanted to know more about your night and why you looked so exhausted. He wanted to hear you talk for hours. He couldn't explain for the life of him why he wanted to be around you every chance he got. He rushed to make at least 5 waffles for you. He cut up some strawberries and packed some berries. He packed everything in some Tupperware and grabbed the chocolate drizzle and whipped cream. Before he left his place he grabbed his phone and thought of how to subtly get your number.
He knocked on your door three times and you opened pretty quickly.
"Hey" you smiled at him.
He noticed how you had no more makeup on your eyes and you looked even more beautiful. "H-hey" he cleared his throat.
You noticed all the Tupperware in his hands and you grabbed a few as he walked in. "You're eating some of these waffles right? Five is too much for me."
"Oh yeah sure." He put all the bowls down.
"You weren't planning on watching me eat were you?" you said as you got two cups from your cupboard. He looked at your silk button up and matching shorts. They were a light pink. Your skin looked so soft.
"No." Yes. "I was just making yours first so you could go to sleep faster. You said you were exhausted"
"Oh, well thanks. I appreciate that." you tried to hide your blush so you looked down at your plate. "Do you like to cook?" you couldn't help but ask.
"Yeah actually. It's just a hobby. I like to mix new things and try them out."
You watched his hands, noticing the chipped nail polish on them for the first time.
"Well, if you had a restaurant," you say as you take a bite of the waffle with whipped cream and strawberry, "I'd give you 5 stars." You smile cheeks full.
He gave you a dimply smile before mumbling a "thank you" and looking down. You planned on only eating two waffles but they were so good you guys split the fifth one.
"You never told me what you do at your gigs" you mentioned before stuffing your mouth again.
"Oh um I sing. Play some guitar too" he said as he focused on cutting his waffle.
"That’s so cool, is that what you do for a living?" you looked up at him.
With a throaty chuckle he shook his head no. "My job is a secret" he said right before taking a sip of his orange juice.
"Oh okay," you nodded, "So you can know what I do, but I can't know what you do. Mysterious man."
"Exactly!" he laughed.
You just shook your head and picked up your plate and cup and brought it to the dishwasher. Eventually Harry brought his too. Eating just the leftover strawberries now, you gave yourself time to stare at him a little. He was preoccupied with something on his phone. You noticed a small earring in his ear. You could tell he had more tattoos that covered his chest. A little bit of stubble had grown on him since the first time you met. You also noticed how he rushed to make you breakfast that he hadn’t showered after his run. When he finished with whatever he was preoccupied with a yawn escaped you.
"Well, I'm glad you liked breakfast. I hope you enjoy the cookies. Get some rest yeah?" he got up from his seat at your small table and walked over to where you were standing. You were leaning against doorway that led to your small hallway.
"Yeah thank you, again" You were eye level with the swallows on his chest that were peeking out from under his shirt.
"No problem. Have a good night tonight." he looked anywhere but you as he said.
"Yeah you too, good luck!"
"Thanks" he left and closed your door behind him.
Biting your lip you walked off to your bedroom to dream about the curly headed man across the hall.
As the door shut behind Harry, he silently cursed to himself. He had forgotten to get your number.
~~~
One Month Later
You’ve been on the day shift a few weeks now. You had settled into a new routine. Wake up at 5:00 am, be out of your house by 6:00, meet Harry in the hallway before he went for his jog and he'd give you a smoothie before you left for work, be at work for report by 7, work until 7:00 pm. Get home around 7:30, shower, eat dinner with Harry, then sleep to do it all over again if you had to work the next day.
Your friendship with Harry had progressed. You two basically took care of one another. He'd feed you every day and you'd do his laundry as a way to repay him. You’d say you two got to a level of comfortability around each other but you still oddly enough had never been to his place, knew what he did for a living, or been to one of his gigs. He'd say he didn’t have any performances coming up but some nights he would leave after dinner a little earlier than usual. You knew all the stories behind his tattoos. One day when you were doing laundry he asked you to toss in the shirt he was wearing and when he took it off you saw the tattoos you had been missing. That day he gave you the rundown on all of them.
You could tell he was getting more comfortable around you because he didn’t seem so nervous to say the wrong thing anymore and every time he saw you, sweaty or not he'd give you a hug and a kiss on the cheek. He explained its what they did in France when two people were friends. When I mentioned he wasn’t even French he waved me off.
You were currently on your couch on your day off waiting for Harry to come back from the kitchen with your popcorn and white wine. You had gotten him into watching The Vampire Diaries and as much as he would criticize the show, some scenes just grasped all his attention.
"Har?" you called for him. Your new nickname for him that he said he didn’t mind.
"I'm coming I'm coming" he said as he walked in with two wine glasses between his fingers, a wine bottle in one hand, and the popcorn in his other.
"You know, you kind of look like Stefan. Similar noses, same um cupid's bow" you said pointing to yours. "You guys both also do the same thing with your eyebrows when you're serious.
"You’ve been looking at my cupid's bow?" he grinned at you while pouring you a glass.
"Oh don't start" you rolled your eyes taking a sip.
You began watching season 2 episode 9. You knew what was going to happen but Harry had no clue. He absolutely loved Damon and thought Stefan was pathetic. You somewhat disagreed with him but still allowed him his opinion. It slowly got to the scene where Damon confesses his love for Elena. You mouth every single word and even a tear slips out when Damon's falls but you wipe it quickly. You watched Harry as he watched the screen, his mouth slightly opened.
"Okay but why in the bloody hell would he compel her to forget! Ugh this show frustrates me" He sighed laying back against in the couch.
"He couldn’t be selfish… have you ever wanted to say something to someone but you knew it would be selfish if you did?" you looked over at him.
Suddenly his facial features hardened and he swallowed before answering, "yes, actually. I guess I do understand Damon."
"Well, yeah" you played the next episode and drank your wine. You felt your eyes get heavy the more you drank it.
Next thing you knew you felt something hard against your cheek and puffs of air on your forehead. You were moving. You opened your eyes slowly and realized Harry was carrying you into your room. You closed your eyes again and you let him place you on your soft mattress and you felt him tuck you in under the blanket. Your eyes fluttered open slowly and you looked up at him. He gave you a small smile and moved your hair out of your face.
"Go to back to sleep, love" He bent down and gave you a kiss on the cheek. "I'll lock up"
You gave him a slow nod and drifted back to sleep. As Harry closed your door behind him, he mumbled to himself, "I can't be selfish".
~~~
One Week Later
You were currently getting ready for the day. Your body was used to waking up early for work so it was around 7 am. You wanted to catch Harry on his way back from his run. You were able to hear the elevator ding from your apartment because it was still so quiet on your floor. You ran to your door and opened it just enough to see if it was Harry. Once you were able to see his bright pink sneakers you hid just a little more so that right when he was about to open his door you jumped out and yelled “HI”.
He jumped and turned around, “Fuck me y/n” he placed his hand over his heart and breathed heavily.
You giggled and leaned against your door frame. “Is that really what you want?” You grinned up at him.
He shook his head at you with a small smile. “I was just trying to open my door in peace”
“So, do that. Open it.” You pushed on. You wanted to know why you still were never invited over.
Harry sighed and played with his keys. “I have something to tell you”
“I knew it, your hiding like a huge sex doll in there or something right?”
“You know,” he approached you and put his hand over your head leaning on your doorframe too, “you can be a little annoying sometimes”.
“That’s rude,” he smelled like sweat and musk mixed, “but I know. Okay what’s up?”
He looked away from you as he spoke. “Alright, first off. My apartments always a mess and it’s not what you think. You know me as some guy who comes to your place and cooks and I run… but you don’t know this big part of my life.”
“To be fair you haven’t let me,” You look up at him. His body is inches away from yours and you want to touch him in some way to make him more comfortable but you don’t know how.
“I know. It’s not like you’re judgmental I just don’t want you to see me differently.”
“Har, as long as you’re not some creepy dude that watches some weird shit, like illegal shit, I really don’t care. You’re my friend, I’ll support you in whatever.” You poked him where his butterfly lay under his shirt.
“If you say so,” he turned around and opened his apartment, “come in” he opened the door open for you.
You walked in and it was a short hallway like yours. When you walked in you could see the mess he was talking about but it wasn’t horrible. Papers on the floor in his living room but his kitchen was spotless. He spent the rest of the morning making breakfast for you two while you just watched. You told him about your last few patients and how one was officially cancer free. He always loved hearing you talk about them, especially the success stories. He was there for you for the unsuccessful ones but you both didn't like to talk about them too much.
~~~
It was now 5 pm, you could see the door that led to his room. You weren’t going to push it and ask to see though. You saw a few bedazzled jackets on his couch. You ran your fingers over one.
“I have a gig tonight.”
“You do?!” You jumped excitedly, “Har, I don’t see why you were so nervous.” You look around. “I don’t see a sex doll”
“So annoying.” he walked into his room. You followed but stopped at the doorway. “Come in y/n”
You walked in slowly and looked around. A few more papers crumpled up on the floor.
“The outfits I wear are a little…” he looked into his closet. Your eyes followed his and you could see why he was nervous. There were skirts, bedazzled coats, pants, and all of different colors.
“You little shit.. You had a closet like this and didn’t share?” You pushed him out of the way and began looking at all the clothes individually.
Harry smiled behind you, happy with your reaction. He looked at the way your eyes lit up over feeling certain fabrics. “Do you uh, wanna help me pick an outfit for tonight?”
You turned around quickly and looked up at him. “Yes,” You tried to contain your excitement. “Go shower, I’ll put some outfits together.”
He turned on his heel and listened to you. You began setting outfits on his bed. You settled on setting down 4 outfits. One was a black dress shirt and white pants that flared outward. The second was a pink suit that had roses on its jacket on each side. The third was a red suit with black embroidered roses on it. The last one was a pink dress shirt with white high waisted pants and pink overalls. The last outfit was your favorite but you weren’t t going to mention it.
You heard the shower cut off so you sat on his bed.
He came out in just a towel wrapped around his waist. You focused on the detailing of the embroidered black roses on his red suit jacket. Or at least tried to focus on that.
"Um I picked four options, I hope you like them." He came and sat next to you on the bed, his towel opening a bit between his legs.
"I think I want to be comfortable tonight," he ran his fingers over all four options, "Might go with the black shirt and white pants."
"Okay cool," you were trying your best to look anywhere but at him.
"I have a box at the bottom of my closet, a bunch of jewelry in there, could you pick some rings out? I'm just gonna keep my small earrings tonight and I don't really want a necklace. It'll be too hot"
"I'm like your stylist"
"Yeh, who knows, maybe if I make it big you will be" he sends a wink your way.
"Don't think I'd have the heart to leave my patients." You grab the box. As you open it you look inside and see a bunch of rings and pearls. "Hey are your nails done?"
"Eh a little chipped"
"We'll fix that" you grab his H and S rings and set them next to you. Having your back towards him you could hear him putting his clothes on. "You know I have a gel kit, could help with the chipping problem."
"Oh really? Could you do them for me?"
"Yeah of course." you take out his rose ring and settle them down next to his initial rings. "Are you done?"
"Yeah I'm not putting the shirt on till later though, too hot."
You nodded, turned around, and grabbed his hand. You opened his hand up and dropped his rings inside.
"Thanks, grab me one more."
Confused, you looked inside the box and looked for one you liked. You decided on one that looked like it had a red gem. "Here" you gave it to him.
"Thanks, here take this one and wear it," he gave you back his S ring.
"Why?"
"So people know you're my other half"
You felt butterflies in your stomach but you suppressed them. He just saw you as friend, nothing more. You mumbled a thanks and slid it on your finger.
"Lets go back to my place, so I can do your nails. I know you like color but I was thinking white? Match your pants but it'll stand out against your black shirt"
"Yeah okay im alright with that."
You went back to your place and you got yourselves settled into your kitchen with the UV machine on. He concentrated on you as you painted the foundation clear polish on his nails.
"Har, is your job still a secret?"
"Eh, I guess I know you wont be a loud mouth about it anymore,"
You looked up and he was grinning, teasing you. You rolled your eyes and went back to painting his nails.
"I'm a writer. Author of a few books. Poetry."
"Liar, I've never heard of you." Although it did make sense with all of the paper crumbled over his floor.
"Pseudonym, love"
"Really?" You placed his soft hand under the light.
"Mhm. No one knows it. I like it that way. No one knows what I'm thinking sometimes."
"Not even your mother?"
"Not even her. She's read my work but only the ones I want her to read."
"Interesting" you say as you place his other hand under the light.
He nods and continues watching you. Soon you finish up and he stares at them amazed. "Wait so I don’t have to wait for them to dry?"
"Nope, I'm gonna get changed. It's almost 7"
"Okay" he stays staring back at his nails.
You played with his ring while looking back at your closet. Should I wear black too? Or white? Maybe we shouldn't match. But why not? You settled on black and white striped pants with a red bralette and some red heels. His gig was at a sit-down bar anyway. When you came back out and ready to go, he looked you up and down and you could see him clench his fist at his sides.
"Nice pants," he swallowed hard.
"Thanks, let's go?"
"Yeah okay"
You grabbed a taxi and shared it to his gig. It was a little more downtown. By the time you got there with traffic it was almost 9. he started around 9:15. You settled on one of the stools at the bar and he went backstage. He said he needed to rush and tune the guitar they had for him so you just wished him luck and grabbed yourself a drink.
People cheered for him when they saw him come on stage. Must not be his first time here you assumed.
"Good evening everyone! Tonight will consist of a few covers and maybe an original. I'll see if you guys deserve it" he winked at the crowd.
You swiveled your chair around as you heard the familiar chords of 'Girl Crush' began. You'd never heard Harry sing and once he started you didn’t want him to stop. He had the voice of an angel. He hit high notes so effortlessly sometimes and other times you could see the veins in his neck bulging. The next song he played was 'Space Cowboy' which he did so well. You cheered extra loud each time.
"Alright alright, I'm going to play an original now. I wrote this one just a week ago or so. I hope you like it.
Meet me in the hallway
Meet me in the hallway
I just left your bedroom
Give me some morphine
Is there any more to do?
You swiveled on your seat to the beat. His voice was getting a little raspier now. Like he needed water.
I walked the streets all day
Running with the thieves
'Cause you left me in the hallway
Give me some more
Just take the pain away
You started to think about what the song was about. Was Harry secretly hooking up with someone? The song finished and you ordered a shot of tequila. You needed alcohol to distract you from asking him what the song was about and the pit in your stomach. "It wasn't about you y/n," you said to yourself. He's never been inside your roo- well for like one second when he brought you to bed but that was nothing. It's still not about you. Harry's set was over and you were over the night too. You’d put on a fake smile for Harry. You saw him approach the bar, more buttons from his shirt undone.
"So, how'd you like it?"
"It was so good! Congrats!" you put your arm around his neck and brought him in for a hug. You kissed his cheek as you both pulled away.
"Thanks. I'm happy you liked it."
"Mhm" you nodded, finishing your drink. "Why don't we go somewhere and celebrate?"
"You're not tired?"
Feeling a bit angry with the thoughts of Harry hooking up with someone and not telling you about it, you shook your head and paid the bartender.
"Nope. I'm full of energy right now."
You both decided on a club that was near your building. It was so that when you guys got tired you didn't have a log way home. You both decided to take a round of shots to celebrate properly. Before you know it harry has his hands on your waist to keep you steady and you find any excuse to touch him.
"I have to pee!" you yell in his ear.
He felt his ear on fire after your lips had brushed against it. Your nose was red from all the shots and your lips were a little more pink from all the lime. For his peace of mind he walked you to the bathroom and watched you go in. You did your business quickly and walked back out to him.
"Hey do you wanna grab some fresh air?" He asked as you approached him.
You looped your fingers around two of his belt loops and looked up at him and shook your head. "Im good"
His eyes looked darker than usual and he stared at your lips.
"y/n, what are you doing?"
"Nothing," you moved closer to him as a few girls tried get to the bathroom, you could hear him grunt as you pressed yourself against his lower half. "I just moved out of the way for them"
He kept his eyes on your lips as you licked them. It made him ache watching you. He wanted to kiss you so badly, but not when you couldn't remember it the next day.
"Har, what was that song about?" you looked down. With furrowed brows he lifted his hand to your cheek softly and made you look up at him.
"What do you think it was about?" He wanted to run his thumb over your lips. He had felt them so many other times on his cheek but each of those times it happened too quick.
"I don't know, I don’t even know if I care about what it's about. I wanna know who its about" you leaned into his palm.
People came back out of the bathroom and the rush of people going back and forth made you feel dizzy. That's the thing about tequila, you could drink and drink it but all the effects hit you all at once. Harry's grip tightened around your waist.
"C'mon lets go home." He walked you through the bar and got you outside. The fresh air overwhelming you, even made you nauseous. You tried your best to walk straight home. In your head you were able to hold yourself up. You didn’t need Harry's help. But in reality, he was holding you up and laughing lowly to himself watching you wobble. He was only tipsy, never really been a lightweight. Once he was able to get you to your apartment, he helped you take your shoes off and tuck you in, once again. You were snoring instantly. He looked at you for few minutes and kissed you on your forehead before leaving to his own place. Exhausted, he undressed himself, completely nude, and went to bed.
~~~
"Fuck Har," you moaned as you pulled his hair from in between his legs. He groaned and only dug his tongue deeper into you. "I'm close"
You felt his cold rings digging into you around your thighs. Right as you felt your release coming on, a loud honking of the horn woke you up outside your window.
"Oh for gods sake." you smacked yourself on the forehead then instantly regretted it feeling your headache.
~~~
"Fuck y/n, I'm gonna cum" Harry grunted as he bucked his hips up hitting the back of your throat. You moaned and reached up to cup his balls. "Fuck I'm cu-"
A loud honking noise woke him up and he looked around him confused. He was sweating. He looked under his covers and remembered he was wearing absolutely nothing. His breathing was heavy as he got up to use the bathroom. He hopped into a cold shower before starting his day.
Harry: You up?
Y/n: Sadly. Wtf happened last night?
Harry: We drank too much. Can I come over for breakfast? I’ve run out of food.
Y/n: Yeah, door’s open. Pls don’t be loud.
A few mins later he walked in and opened your fridge. He saw you on the couch sitting down with your head back. He saw watermelon and decided to put some cubes in a bowl for himself. He sat next to you on the couch and you both said hi lowly. You had a banana in your lap and began eating it. Harry looked over at you in the exact moment you put it in your mouth. Looking away he stuffed his mouth with watermelon. You could hear the slurping sounds that sounded a lot like… you know.
"Do you have to slurp when you eat that?" you rolled your eyes.
"Do you have to take such big bites of the banana? It's not like I'm going to steal it." He said rolling his eyes.
Today's going to be such a long day…
Part 3 is now up!
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congrats on 5.5k!! you're insanely talented and I'm so happy you're getting the recognition you deserve 🥺🥺 could i join in the ship requests too?
I'm a rather small sized (like, 154cm & ~40kg kind of small) Asian female from a South East Asia country and i prefer men, especially men who are taller and Age Gaps™ 🥴 I'm not sure how much you know about/believe in astrology but I'm a Libra sun, Taurus rising and Capricorn moon so you can do what you want with that 😂
I'm an INTP/INFP (I've gotten both an equal number of times from sites OTHER than 16 personality, tho I personally vibe with INTP just a teeny smidge more) if you do MBTI ✌🏼 I LOVE to read, especially fanfiction lmao, and i also write! I really love listening to music + watching shows/movies too! My favourite shows are all mystery/crime based LOL and I am working towards becoming a criminal psychologist/forensic pathologist/forensic scientist in future! (heavily inspired by Criminal Minds, Sherlock, Detective Conan and the like so 😂) I have a really vivid and good imagination please i can spend DAYS just daydreaming and imagining scenarios that I never finish writing about & generally this is how all my work is never finished loll
I'm the eldest sibling at home, and my parents haven't always been around so I've been rather used to stepping up and taking care of myself (+ my sibling, like helping them with homework and all). Some people say I'm a natural born leader? idk bc I often step up to be the leader in group work & I'll often be the one to initiate things & all. I'm a rather big procrastinator though LOLL so you'll often catch me rushing my assignments & final projects & rushing my revision for exams + finals like, 2 days before the actual exam 💀 which often leads to me becoming more stressed out & breaking down more often than i actually should so 🥲 I'm trying to quit this bad habit though
I love cuddles and hugs please I will KILL for cuddles and hugs from my back by a tall character pls it just feels so safe and comforting to be spooned too 🥺🥺 sometimes when I'm too absorbed in work or something (which happens too often for it to be healthy) I might just forget to eat/sleep entirely AND also my sleep routine isn't the best. like i will literally fall asleep at 9pm, wake up in the middle of the night on my own at like, 1am, then usually I'll be rushing homework at this time, then maybe sleep again for a short while from 4ish? till when i have to get up for school/work at 5:30/6am 💀 there's been days where i literally looked so sick from the lack of sleep where my tutor once stopped the class to ask me if I was okay and if i was going to faint LMAO 😔 i feel like I'm a night owl??? but then also i have no problem getting up super early in the morning so?? but i really feel most at home and really enjoy the 3am nights 😌
i am also the class clown lol but it's bc i just make sarcastic comments and all and my friends think they're funny???? but also i enjoy making people laugh bc sometimes i find it interesting to try and see what kind of things make my friends laugh so it's lowkey an experiment? or like something i want to achieve? at this point. I'm fluent in English and Chinese/Mandarin and I'm learning Italian so I roughly know some basics, and I really enjoyed History, which I took last year but dropped this year. (I'm taking English Literature with Biology + Chemistry this year and they're all great, except I'm literally dying from the workload aaahhh 💀)
I'm kinda clumsy and Not Good™ at most sports, maybe passably okay for badminton but I'm really not that athletic and really not very keen on exercising either 😔 I'm quite creative and good with public speaking/creative writing/impromptu performance/speech though I'd say! I'm also in my school's drama club 😎 though I'm more of a backstage lights & sounds kind of person. I'm right handed (with a really neat handwriting, as I've been told many, many, many times) and I wear thin frame spectacles which I sometimes will fall asleep in & I'm so clumsy/careless that I'm actually really afraid I'd break them (it's happened before 😭)
I'm a really good planner? like i can do up a great and detailed schedule/plan for revision and all but i will NOT stick to what i plan 😭😭 i love to snack!!!! on chips + gummies especially, and my diet is quite unhealthy lmao i literally don't eat vegetables At All™ & i don't really eat meat that much too?? lmaoo please i can go for days without having a single proper meal & just survive on snacking on potato chips + soft drinks 💀 i am a very picky eater though so really me not finding food i like/am able to stomach is also really kind of my fault 🤡
while i really vibe with and love the dark academia aesthetic, i also do video/MOBA games, like i play games like Mobile Legends & all. I'm someone who knows most, if not all the lastest trends (like tiktok, memes etc) but i won't actively participate in them? i just kind of like to know things, like Knowledge is Power you know (I'm a Slytherin, in case you're wondering, though I've gotten Ravenclaw so often it's a close tie sometimes)
okay i feel like that's enough details about me? feels like I've told you nothing that's useful oh well LOL... I'd really love a ship for Criminal Minds and Marvel? if that's possible please? in case you missed it, i prefer men! (I'm a questioning bi, with a strong preference for men) for the hc prompt "what you do on your first date" or maybe "how you met + first impressions"?
thank you so much for being so kind and willing to do this ship requests thing!! I'm sure you're spending TONS of time and effort on this and aahhh i feel bad for typing so long paragraphs now (as you may have noticed i have a tendency to ramble on if not stopped because i am just really Socially Awkward ™ sometimes 💀 and have really bad (social) anxiety too) and i really think you're super amazing for doing this??? I'm so sorry if this took up too much of your time aaahhhhh thank you so so so much 🥺😭😭 really the biggest of congratulations to you for your 5.5k??? you really do deserve every single follower & i am SO insanely happy for you 🤩❤️
- 🌙🏒 anon
Don’t worry, you definitely provided enough information lmao.
And thank you for your kind words, I appreciate it.
I hope you like the ships I made for you
They are under the cut:
Criminal Minds:
I ship you with Hotch.
You get the age-gap here lol. He would be a bit hesitant due to the age gap at first, but he would get over it because he can not resist. He does not seem like the type of cuddles, and especially does not take part in PDA. But when you are alone he would love holding you and spooning, especially after a long day of work. Aaron would be attracted to your uniqueness as well as your intelligence and aesthetic, finding it to be very “you”.
How you met + his first impressions:
You met when you were transferred to the BAU as the new Forensic Pathologist.
Hotch thought you were very interesting when you first met and was definitely intrigued by you.
He thought you fit in fairly well and would get along with the others (which you do).
He appreciates a sarcastic sense of humor, so he would dig that as well.
Hotch could tell you had a form of anxiety and wold be patient around you when you first met so that you could open up to him at your own pace.
What you do on your first date:
He takes you to a hockey game.
He is not the sportiest person but he has had an interest in hockey for a while, sometimes watching it on tv.
When he learned that you liked it, he decided that this would be the perfect opportunity to invite you on a date as well as to see his first game.
After the game, you walked around town for a bit, getting some late night food and talking or a long time.
This allowed you to open up to him quite a bit and you grew more comfortable around him as well, which he is very happy about.
Best Friend:
Your best friend is JJ. She thinks you are really cool and unique and nice. She has the type of personality that is easy t get along with and open up too, so you bonded with her quicker than the others. I also feel like she is into hockey as well, so she appreciates your love for it as well.
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Marvel:
I ship you with Sam.
I think Sam is a good fit for you. He is into sports, and digs your aesthetic. He is easy to get along with and very funny. He thinks your line of work is very interesting and loves to listen to you talk about it. Sam also really enjoys crime shows ans thrillers so he is always excited to meet someone who enjoys them as well.
How you met + his first impressions:
You met through Nat, who you had met through SHIELD years before.
You happened to be at the compound with Nat when Sam was there and she introduced you.
He immediately thought you were pretty and very interesting.
Sam could tell you were shy, but that did not stop him from flirting.
Though he also made some jokes and was easy going as to not scare you off.
He made sure to ask Nat about you once you left and managed to convince her to give him your contact info.
What you did on your first date:
He took you to the movies first, to watch the most recent crime thriller that came out.
After the movie you went to a nearby park and walked around, talking about the movie and other crime/horror related stuff.
You got food at a food truck and sat by the fountain together.
He was appalled when you told him that you didn’t eat that often (if came a part of your relationship later on that he would try to cook you meals that you’d like just so you WOULD EAT).
You ended up spending hours together, and it felt like no time at all.
So you were definitely up for another date with him, which he of course asked you about.
Best-Friend:
Natasha. She was the first one you met, and slowly introduced you to the others. She thought you were really cool when you first met and was surprised at how well you go along. That is sometimes hard for her to do, so once you became friends she never took that for granted. She and Sam would gang up on you when you weren’t eating btw.
xxaaron
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@paradise-creator and @catchmewiddershins
(just realized that everyone used in this is a june bby)
Shiyu: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?! wid: It's kind of complicated, but pauline- Shiyu: Got it. Forget I asked.
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Suga: honk. pauline: WHAT. Suga: HONK. pauline: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
(yes a ✨whimsical✨ piece of shit)
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pauline: Suga is taking credit for Shiyu's work, getting them to deal with everything, and making fun of them! You know what they sounds like? wid: You? pauline: No, I meant... You know Shiyu. In spite of being clever and sarcastic they’re also... fragile and weird and they have trouble fitting in. And Suga is taking advantage of their weakness! You know what that’s called? wid: A pauline? pauline: ...Yeah, but I’m the only one who should be allowed to do that, okay?!
(ooooofff ksjgi)
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pauline: Why would anyone want to harm wid? iwa: Maybe because they met them?
(HAHAHAHAHAGAHAGSH)
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Shiyu: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to- Shiyu: *sees pauline shoving iwa into the washing machine while Suga records and wid watches* Shiyu: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.
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wid: So... what’s goin’ on? pauline: You want the long version or the short version? wid, hesitantly: The short one, I guess? pauline: Shit’s fucked. wid: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.
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pauline: Just think about this! I’m your hottest friend. pauline: No, that’s Shiyu… I’m your nicest friend. pauline: No, Suga… I’m your friend!
(pauline isdvfkkj)
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wid: What? I'm not aggressive! pauline: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips? wid: Survival of the fittest, bitch.
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pauline: You know you can die from that, right? Shiyu: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point. Suga: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up. wid: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*
(WID AHHAGSJS)
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wid: Jesus Saves. Shiyu: Passes to Moses, SCOOOOOORE!
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wid: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve. pauline: I think you mean cards. iwa: They did not. wid, pulling out knives: I did not.
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Shiyu: Love makes people do stupid things. iwa: I love everything! Shiyu: That explains a lot.
(IWA PLS- ASDKJFDBCSG)
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Suga: I just want someone to take me out. Shiyu: On a date? iwa: With a sniper gun? wid: Both if you're not a coward.
(SUGAWID LETS GO)
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wid: I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.
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iwa: Well, has Suga been wrong before? wid: How wide are we willing to open this up?
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wid: Are we really going to let Suga keep pauline? iwa: We kept Shiyu.
(HAJI- HOW COULD YOU DO THIAS TO ME )
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wid: Why is Suga crying on the floor? pauline: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes. wid: And? pauline: They got iwa.
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iwa: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight? wid: *raises hand* Shiyu: *puts their hand down*
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Shiyu: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.
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pauline: Ok, first of all, what the fuck?
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pauline, texting: Answer your phone Shiyu, texting back: Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone pauline: Understood pauline, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Shiyu.
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wid: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Suga: This knife is actually a magic wand. iwa: Meet me in Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. Shiyu: *cocks gun* Magic missile. pauline: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
(AISGAHUSDCSH)
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iwa: Christmas is cancelled. pauline: You can't cancel a holiday. iwa: Keep it up, pauline, and you'll lose New Year's too. pauline: What does that mean? iwa: Shiyu, take New Year's away from pauline.
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iwa: When I was a kid, wid told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year. Shiyu: They are! iwa: FOR REAL? Shiyu: No! Why did you fall for it again?
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wid: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
(sounds good)
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pauline: iwa, I screwed up, big time. iwa: pauline, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.
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Shiyu: What do we think of iwa? *pause* pauline: *sighs* Nice pal. wid: I think they're gay.
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Shiyu: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out. Suga: Fucking iwa and pauline were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.
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Suga: Where's pauline? Shiyu: Don't worry, I'll find them. Shiyu, shouting: wid sucks! pauline, distantly: wid is the best person ever! Fuck you! Shiyu: Found them.
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iwa: What’s up with pauline? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now? wid: They're just a little overwhelmed. iwa: Why? wid: Shiyu smiled at them.
(along with the fact that i dont smile at people lmfaooo)
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iwa, watching wid & pauline panic : What's going on? Shiyu: wid is having a midlife crisis and pauline is just having a crisis.
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wid: Shiyu doesn’t deserve you. wid: If they don't treat you right by now, you're gone. iwa: I'm gone. wid: Now go chop their dick off.
(bold of you to assume i have one-)
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wid: Which way did iwa go? Suga: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left. wid: You could really figure it out from that? Suga: No, you idiot, iwa sent me a text. See?
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Suga: Where the devil is pauline? wid: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted? Shiyu: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?
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wid: Thanks for not telling pauline what happened. iwa, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.
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pauline: wid's first detention, I'm so proud. Suga: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention? iwa: Because they're an idiot. Shiyu, terrified: They can do that??
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pauline: What's this? Suga, hugging pauline: Affection! pauline: Disgusting. pauline: ...Do it again.
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iwa: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Suga: Several traffic violations. wid: Three counts of resisting arrest. Shiyu: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. pauline: Also, that’s not our car.
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lol that would be funny! What one thing?? No, I've not eaten fruit. I ate a few more chips. I'll eat fruit in a few hours for like dinner or something. And I think my fav is grapes today
Idk!! Whats one thing do you need to do??
One of these days when you’re not on anon I’ll tell you a fun story about me and grapes 😉.
If you’ve only had chips today pls have more. Mac and cheese? A sandwich? Popeyes fried chicken sandwich?
#how do you feel about pet names#idk i feel like i should start callingbyou something other than nonnie#i didnt think i was into them#but recently someone started using them for me and when i say#i dieddd#did NOT see that one coming#anyway apples are my favorite fruit. i dislike most fruits tbh
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"Chocopies? Check. Hugs and cuddles? Check."
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"Hey baby?"
You hear your boyfriend call out from the kitchen. You were in the bathroom trying to get your hair into a suitable hairdo and fix your smudged makeup- you were way too tired last night to take it off and too lazy now to do a whole new face of makeup.
"Yes love?" You call back then grunt in annoyance when the mascara under your right eye stubbornly refuses to come off, resulting in looking like a black eye.
"Do you have any ch-.....-ies..?"
You missed the last part of what he said, you squint, trying to listen harder.
"I'm sorry love but I did not hear you at all! Can you say it again?" You call out to him.
"I said do you ha-....-ny......-ies?"
Oh for pete's sake.... you sigh heavily and drop your tired arm, then apologize again.
"Look, baby I'm sorry, I'll be out in a second ok? I just can't hear what you're saying."
You grab another Q-tip and put more makeup remover on it then successfully wipe the stubborn mascara off the under part of your right eye.
"Aha! finally....now I'll just..." You mutter under your breath while you pull out your mascara wand and start refreshing your eyelashes.
"Baby?"
You jump and poke yourself in the eye when your boyfriend suddenly appears in the open bathroom door right next to you.
"Ahh! Ouch! Ow, ow, gosh dang it."
Your boyfriend immediately looks regretful and apologizes profusely.
"Sorry baby! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to scare you, are you ok?"
You giggle and kiss him on the cheek to show him he doesn't have to worry. Then you try to keep your eye from twitching as you fan it slightly, it hadn't hurt that bad but it made your eyes water and you really didn't need that right now.
"What was it that you needed Honey?"
Your boyfriend scrunched his eyebrows together in thought for a moment, making you giggle, and then he snapped his fingers.
"Ah yes! I was wondering if you had any...uh....Chocopies...?" He draws out the words slowly and his eyes dart around, looking anywhere but your face.
You laugh at his adorable expression, the fact that he was embarrassed was so cute. Unfortunately, you didn't have the snack he was obsessed with recently.
"Aw, no love, I ran out a few days ago. I'm sorry."
His face fell, but a second later he smiled and waved it off, saying he didn't want one anyway.
"I mean, I should probably be careful of how many of those I eat....ya know?" He chuckled.
You booped his nose and turned back to keep fixing your makeup and as you did you said nonchalantly,
"Hmm, how about we go and get some from the store? I needed to get some groceries anyway, I have like, no food. And a Chocopie sounds amazing right now." You wink at him through the mirror and smile as his face lights up.
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"Careful baby, here." Your boyfriend grabs your hand and steadies you when an older man shoves past- jostling you on his way inside the subway.
You smile gratefully at him and squeeze his hand affectionately.
On a nice day, you two would walk all the way to the store; since it wasn't too far away. But it was hot outside and neither of you wanted to walk in the muggy heat, and standing on the sidewalk for who knows how long trying to get a taxi, wouldn't be much better. So the subway it is.
Subways were always cramped and uncomfortable; especially when rude people would knock into you without a second thought.
You feel a warm strong arm wrap around you protectively and pull you close. Leaning into your boyfriend's chest, you forget about the fact that you're crammed into a tiny space, standing uncomfortably. Your boyfriend kisses you on the top of your head and breathes in the scent of your new shampoo.
"Ohhhh, what scent is that? I love it."
You giggle and kiss his cheek, "it's cherry blossom, I saw it and wanted to try it out. I'm glad you like it."
"I do!.....hmm, but you know what scent would be even better?"
"No, what?"
He bends down and whispers in your ear, his soft breath tickling you.
"Chocopie scent...."
You pull back and smack him on the chest lightly, laughing at him.
"Oh my gosh, you're insane!"
"Why?? It would smell delicious!"
You roll your eyes, "you're definitely addicted to those things.."
He just smiles and winks at you before pulling you back into his protective hug.
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Finally off the subway and heading into your favorite grocery store, you feel a blast of blissfully cool air hit you right when you walk through the automatic doors.
"Ahh, oh my gosh this feels so good...just wait a second.."
You stand under the air vent that is responsible for blowing welcome coldness onto your sweaty face; your eyes closed in content. You don't realize that your boyfriend is watching you, smiling like an idiot.
Eventually you sigh and walk further into the store, grabbing a hand basket.
He follows you and just giggles at the way you walk; bouncing up and down a little and swinging the basket.
I love that girl.
"Come on slow poke~" you motion him to come catch up with you.
He takes a few long strides and catches up quickly. Then slips his hand into your free hand, entwining your fingers.
You smile at him and squeeze his hand, then start swinging your joined hands between the two of you. He just plays along and tries to hold back his laughs.
"Y/n? Ya know something?"
"What is it?"
"You're the cutest thing in the world and I love you."
"wha- I, I mean, ah haha" you stutter and a blush starts creeping up your neck. He just smiles at you and continues swinging your linked hands.
"What's the matter? Embarrassed?~"
"No, I just, thank you..... Iloveyoutoo.."
You rush out the last sentence and lift your hand that's still holding his to cover your face.
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"I told you it was aisle fifteen...."
"You did not you little liar you said thirteen!"
"Uh uh, I distinctly said fifteen...you just didn't listen."
"Well I distinctly heard, thirteen."
You pout and cross your arms. He definitely said thirteen. He rolls his eyes playfully and pokes your cheek gently.
"Well either way, we're at fifteen now so let's go get that ramen you wanted. Sound good?"
You humph and walk into aisle fifteen, your boyfriend only a step behind you. You reach the end of the aisle and turn around again; confusion written all over your face. Then you turn around again, then again and start going back to the other side of the aisle that you started at.
"Baby what are you doing?"
Your boyfriend follows you and gently takes your arm. "Where are you going?"
"It's not here.."
"Huh?"
"The ramen, H/n....it isn't in this aisle."
"oh....they must've moved it..."
"Or you were wrong."
"Hey don't blame me!! You come here all the time, shouldn't you know where the stuff you get is?"
"Ugh, whatever. They must have switched everything around."
"That's what I said!"
"Shush, don't bother me, I need to concentrate."
The store did happen to switch a few things around, which you learned from the employee you asked for help.
Going around the store was difficult because they changed stuff, but also because the man-child that was attached at your hip; pulling stuff off the shelves to examine them and ask if you wanted "this too" or "this looks interesting, you want it?" He was obviously bored and trying not to think about his Chocopies that had yet to get a seat in the now stuffed hand basket.
You loved him to absolute pieces and you weren't bothered by it one bit, it just happened to make the trip last a bit longer.
It went on like this for a while, you picking out some rice, him asking if you wanted this weird looking rice because the container had a silly picture on it, you agreeing because it was too cute to say no.
Picking out vegetables, and seeing him come over with two handfuls of mushrooms for you to see if you wanted them. Needless to say, you got the mushrooms.
At one point you were grabbing another spatula and saw him looking over some weird cooking utensils; his eyes glued to a strange plastic thing....what even was that? A lemon juicer? Or a garlic peeler? Maybe it was a potato shredder.....
He started to reach out and grab it but you called to him before he could bring it to your attention.
"Hey, H/n! Let's go to the snacks now!"
He looked up quickly and nodded; coming over to you and completely forgetting the strange object.
You took his hand and started walking briskly, you had to get him to the snack aisle before he convinced you to buy the whole store because you just couldn't say no.
Finally in his favorite aisle, his face lit up and he started walking down; looking along the shelves for his new obsession.
While he scoured the shelves you look around for something salty to snack on along with the Chocopies. You settle on some chips that you both liked and a small bag of dried squid for whenever you crave it randomly.
When you look up again you see him hurrying toward you with a box of the special treat clutched in his arms.
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"Ok, we're checking out now...is there anything else you need Y/n?"
"Umm, I don't think so....let me check everything off. Pls tell me if there's something missing."
"Alright." He takes the basket and waits for you to start saying what you got.
"Rice?"
"Check."
"Vegetables?"
"Check."
"Milk?"
"Check."
"Eggs?"
"Check."
"Cheese?"
"Check."
"Seaweed?"
"Ok wait hold on..."
"What? Did I forget that? Dang it I thought I got it."
"No, no it's here. The word "check" is losing all meaning to me though." You laugh as your boyfriend shakes his head, trying to clear it. You guys finish listing out everything until you come to the snacks, but you had taken the basket back and were heading up to the cash register.
He follows closely behind and whispers in your ear,
"Chips?"
You laugh, "check!"
"Dried squid?"
"Check!"
"Chocopies?"
"Check!
"Hugs and cuddles?"
"Check!....wait what?"
He just laughs and hugs you from the back, walking with you to check out.
"I want hugs and cuddles too." You can hear the pout in his voice.
"You can have them when we get home, with your Chocopies too, hm?"
He nods happily.
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Back in the comfort of your apartment after the long day of shopping; you quickly put everything away while he helps you, then you flop onto the couch.
He comes into the living room carrying the box of Chocopies and the chips you got. He sits down next to you and offers you the snacks, you smile tiredly and grab a Chocopie and a handful of chips, putting them on your tummy so you didn't have to hold them while you ate.
He munches away happily and pulls you into his chest.
"Thank you baby."
You look over at him and wipe a crumb from the corner of his mouth.
"What for? You paid for the snacks, so thank you, love."
He shrugs and laughs, "thank you for going with me and for dealing with me at the store."
You laugh and cuddle into his side. Breathing deeply you start to relax; hearing the steady thumping of his heartbeat.
"I love you, H/n."
You feel him kiss your temple. Then start stroking your hair softly.
"I love you too, little cutie."
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"because of lou" jsjsjsjs. it's a big meme, so i'll start with pink butterfly!
General:
Rate the Ship
Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last?
A long time lol - after what they’ve been through in Hope County? At the very least, they’re going to stick together platonically, but they really do love each other
How quickly did/will they fall in love? -
Pretty quick, oops - it was kinda a “we’re enemies, we’re enemies, we’re enemies, ….fuck, i really like her, when did i fall in love with you?” thing. My personal timeline for the game is about six months from helicopter crash to the final showdown with Joseph. Alice first goes to the Henbane about a week and a half in, and first meets Faith after helping the County Jail. They first talked person-to-person, not Herald-to-Deputy about three weeks after the crash, and “I love you” was first said on Halloween, though that was literally when Alice realised that she had actual, hard feelings for Faith, not just a little crush.
How was their first kiss?
….The first that wasn’t Faith the one in ‘you’ll always belong to me’? Lol. It was still unexpected - Alice had camped out somewhere in the Henbane the night before she was planning on going and checking out the Elliot’s house and see what was going on at the F.A.N.G. center. Faith-faith, not apparition Faith, appeared, and they sat and talked for a while, before Faith leaned over and gave Alice a quick kiss and told her to go to sleep, she had a big day ahead of her.
Wedding:
Going with the no-bomb au for this, sorry lol
Who proposed?
Alice!
Who is the best man/men?
Oh god, you’re making me dig for this - For the big wedding? Mary May is Alice’s maid of honor, with Hurk, Hudson, Grace, and Claire as her bridesmaids.
Who are the bridesmaid(s)?
For Faith - Elizabeth is her maid of honor, with Kim, Carolina, and Jane (Alice’s sister) as her bridesmaids.
Neither had anyone for their first wedding, beyond someone with them to sign the paperwork.
Who did the most planning?
Uh. For the first wedding? Faith. Second wedding? Neither Faith or Alice were allowed to touch the planning stuff, it was all Mary May and Adelaide.
Who stressed the most?
Alice, because of the not being allowed to be involved with the planning (other than certain vetoes), and Faith - both times, she was worried about people’s perception of her still.
How fancy was the ceremony?
First wedding at their cabin: Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Second wedding in Fall’s End: Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding?
Joseph, oops. I didn’t write that any of the brothers were there, but John and Jacob were sitting in the back watching the ceremony. Joseph, however, is still locked up….
Oh, Hurk Sr too
Sex:
Who is on top?
They take turns, but usually Alice
Who is the one to instigate things?
….70/30 Alice to Faith lol
How healthy is their sex life?
Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they?
Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | ….6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last?
How much time do they have? Lol. They’re both pretty good at quickies, but they both love getting to take their time and draw things out.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms?
Oh, absolutely.
How rough are they in bed?
Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do?
No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7| 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally?
One - David
How many children will they adopt?
Two! Claire and Caroline! :)
Who gets stuck with the most diapers?
…Faith has a stronger stomach than Alice, so Faith.
Who is the stricter parent?
Also Faith lol - Alice would like to be, but… She’s pretty lax. As long as they aren’t breaking any laws or being stupid, she’s fine.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school?
Alice remembers the stupid shit she got up to, and she absolutely does not want any of the kids to do what she did lol
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)?
Neither - the kids usually get lunch at school
Who is the more loved parent?
David loves both his moms, Claire likes Alice more, and Caro likes Faith more lol (they do love both their moms, it’s just… their interests just align more with one or the other)
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
Alice
Who cried the most at graduation?
Alice, lol - Faith would be sitting next to her sighing, rubbing her back.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law?
The first time it happens? The one that got in trouble expected Alice to help them.
She didn’t.
She said it was their fuckup, they get to deal with it. (She’ll pay bail, if that’s a thing, but the kid has to pay her back)
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking?
Alice is not allowed to cook. Faith learned that pretty early - she’s not a huge fan of cooking herself, but it’s better than eating at the Spread Eagle every day…
Who is the most picky in their food choice?
Alice, but mostly because her favorite foods aren’t really a thing in Montana.
Who does the grocery shopping?
Alice! If they’re going to the city for shopping, instead of just at the general store in town, she’ll make a day of it and go see a movie, go to a park, etc.
If it’s just in Fall’s End, though, it’s Faith - Alice thinks the general store is super depressing lol
How often do they bake desserts?
Maybe once a week? After everything, Alice likes to keep cookies in the house, and her and Faith have fun prepping them.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater?
Alice likes meat, Faith likes salad lol
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner?
Alice.
Grace helped make the food.
And by helped, I mean that most of the food was made by Grace, Alice just made it all look pretty.
Who is more likely to suggest going out?
Alice lol - her “cooking” is getting take-out.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking?
…Alice. 100000%.
Chores:
Who cleans the room?
They both do - they’re fine with a certain level of clutter/mess, but they work to keep it from getting too bad.
Who is really against chores?
They’ve come up with a good split on the chores - they both like doing different things, so neither of them has to do stuff they don’t like, unless the other asks. (Like - Faith hates cleaning the bathroom, Alice hates doing the dishes, etc.)
Who cleans up after the pets?
Alice - Faith was very firm on that lol. Alice is why they’re in the house, so unless Alice asks for help, she’s not going out of her way to clean up (normal) messes.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug?
…Alice.
Claire catches her doing it once, and she just laughs and has to promise Alice not to tell.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over?
Faith - Alice just throws random clutter into their bedroom to deal with later, but Faith wants the house to be just a tad cleaner.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning?
…..Sharky.
He was digging for a chip that he dropped lol
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths?
Alice - Not being pressured or restricted to short showers is one of her favorite things about moving out to Montana
Who takes the dog out for a walk?
Usually Alice, though Boomer loves his walks along the creek that runs through town that Faith will take him on.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays?
Alice insists on Halloween and Christmas, though Faith eventually gets her to decorate for Valentines day as well. They go all out for the first two, with just touches of pink getting added around the house for Valentines.
What are their goals for the relationship?
They don’t really have any? They want to be together and be happy. They’d love to move somewhere warmer when they’re old and the kids have moved on, but… At least at this point, they’re still preoccupied with rebuilding the county.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon?
Alice. 100%.
Who plays the most pranks?
Claire and Caro, when they move in lmao
Faith will show them a few little things, but overall, Faith and Alice don’t really do pranks.
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Ahhh, gosh pressure/headaches are the worst 😥 i also really hate that. I hope it'll be gone soon and you get to rest your eyes/head huhu, i know how painful that is too as I also get those from time to time. Its hard also bc when headaches attack feels like you can't do anything at all, it sucks so much!! 😓 hope you'd feel better! Pls go away headaches! Also, be careful in the gym 💟
Ahh!! I've been contemplating to watch Love is Blind JPN, is it worth watching? i guess imma put it on my list then! Thanks! That's a lot of animes! Which one's your fave so far?Haven't watched one in a long time but maybe i'll think about watching one if i get the feels of it these days haha 😂
Lately i've been watching kdramas/one jdrama and a few tv shows that's on my list that I wanted to finish. So far i've finished After Life (not a kdrama), Itaewon Class (lot of thoughts haha), Vincenzo (which im still so shocked that i really like), All of us are dead (looot of thoughts too haha). I have a lot more unfinished 😂 I can't with myself haha. I wanna finish One Day at a Time and Ted Lasso. But also, I just started with It's Okay to Not be Okay, Inspector Koo, San nen A gumi (Mr. Hiiragi's homeroom) and Abbott Elementary! Jeez that's a lot! Sorry 😂😅 i can't with me haha this is getting crazy haha
Oh, and also Ali Wong's Don Wong, stand-up com special which was released yesterday haha.
Kept complaining about watching a lot but damn it, its just when a good show comes you can't stop haha. Also even if its not that good, you just wanna know the ending too. Do you do this too or do you just stop watching/reading those you don't like?
Yes yes, i also like chips and fries! Um, the best! You do do flavors or just plain salt? I love potatoes in general, any form- they're all sexy and delicious to me 😂 Also! Whaat yes! I used to eat Senbei rice crackers too, when I was a kid!! I almost forgot about that! Didn't even remember the name til you linked the photo, thanks! It's the best and brings a lot of memories! 💕 also i could eat some pork buns too right now haha. Hmm lately, since i think i'm gonna get my period--i've been craving chocolates, like pastries/icecream haha. I've been craving some crispy chicken burgers/chicken tenders for a while now, since several months ago but still haven't eaten one yet which is just ugh😂 i know its not a "big" problem but haha. It's crazy bc i get really hungry at 3ams (at times, still awake at that hour haha) and it's all i can think about 😅 oh, i just remember how good custard buns too. Haha
Awwh, that's such a sweet tradition! That's so nice! It feels so nice to have someone you could celebrate these things with someone!💟 Sigh, yea, pandemic took so much from us 😔 i wish you two could meet up soon when it's safer there in your area! But yes better to be safe first 🥺 Me, i'm probably just gonna go watch their show like Bon Voyage (only watched s01 too so) or Run BTS just for fun and all haha.
Happy Valentine's day to you and your bf too (and your loves in life)! Hope you get to celebrate! 💕 Wishing you better days ahead and more good stuff to come! Take care, too!! 💟💟
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thank u for caring 😭💞 i feel loved!!!! ive got a prescription for new glasses and they should arrive sometime this week so i hope that it'll fix the problem soon.
my favorite anime of that bunch is probably Lovely Complex!! i fell head over heels for the kansai ben so every time i see a character with the accent, i just swoooon 🤣🌹 oooh yes i heard so many good things about those dramas but im terrible at following whats trendy so i always end up watching things 1-2 years after theyre popular LOL i really wanted to watch It's Okay to Not be Okay so i think i will do that soon.
OMG thank you for telling me about ali wong!!! netflix hasnt been giving me that advertisement so i had no idea she had another special. im 100% gonna be watching it. love her sm.
i tend to keep watching if im close to the end?? tbh im not that picky so i'll probably finish a show if i start it. sometimes ill just google the end tho hahah.
YES POTATOES ARE SO SEXY. flavored chips are my fave. i really love Ruffles All Dressed and Miss Vickies Sweet Chili, but ive also been on a Munchies kick lately hahaha. also apple chips. are those still chips? 🤣 im also near my time of the month i think so ive been eating everything and anything. you deserve to treat yourself :'))) go get your chicken!!
omg .. dont even remind me of Bon Voyage LMAO i bought the first season and have watched only 3 eps... i literally keep forgetting bc i bought it on vlive and i never go on that website 😭
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