#and then i said i dont like johnny silverhand

[altrdecho]

Im never beating the johnny silverhand liking allegations

[wifipunx92]

CyberPunk: Made in Night City #4

Daggerz:"Guess whos decided to rear their pretty little face back into my life?" *Johnny looks over at V with a smug look Johnny: "Lemme guess, has Judy finally forgiven you and come back into your life?"

Daggerz: "No you gonk! We both know that bridge has been burned. Shes not coming back... But that red head bitch Rachel for some reason messaged me with a acting gig. Pretty sure she also wants to fuck me, fucking fine ass corpo bitch. We'll see how that goes."

Johnny: "Oh? You in front of the lens? What are the odds. Y'dont seem like the acting type. *chuckles* What's the gig consist of?"

Daggerz: "Didnt get much into detail. Just said they wanted to film a modern take on the Akira incident from 2019. Said i'd be perfect as one of the leading roles. Most likely Kaneda." (*Gender roles dont exist in this universe.*)

Johnny: "Shotaro Kaneda. Son of a bitch that kid was. Got into it once with him and his crew when Samurai did a far east tour way back when. Kid was a punk with balls of chrome. Sad what happened to him and his choombas. Such a fucked up way to go out. Governments been tryna cover that shit up for the past 7 decades."

*V pulls out her pack of smokes. A Synnabis spliff seemed perfect for this moment. She put the spliff to her lips and sparked it up taking a big drag on the first inhale.

Daggerz: "Why am I not surprised that you had a run in with Kaneda. Is there more to this "Tall tale" or was it a brief encounter."

*She says as she passes Johnny the spliffy. He puts the butt of the filter to his lips and takes a quick drag, inhaling and holding in the smoke for a few seconds before exhaling.

Johnny: "Kid was a piece of shit gonk. Him and all his chooms. But like i said, they had balls. We were playing this local dive bar in shibuya. We were 5 songs into our set when this group of gangoons walked into the bar starting shit. Yelling, throwing shit at the stage, being obnoxious just like kids do. Got to a point where one of them chucked something at the stage hitting Kerry in the forehead almost knocking him out cold and of course Kerry being the hot head he is jumped up, walked over to them and decked the kid who threw the shit at him. Me, Kerry, Nance, Denny and Henry ended up squaring off with these dickwads which of course led to the promoter cancelling the rest of our set, kicking everyone out and closing up shop for the day. Kid disappeared after pulling a dagger out on me and i aint heard of him since. Not until the Akira incident." *He takes another drag before passing the spliff back to V.

Daggerz: "Fuck, thats some heavy shit Johnny. I know youre prone to trouble but damn. Getting into it with one of the kids from the Akira incident? Mind officially blown. Where were you when Akira struck again?" Johnny: "Cant really say or remember. That whole thing was a blur. Didnt hear about the incident until days later. Maybe i was spiraling out inna drunken rocker state. Who knows. But ill tell ya one thing, something about it bothered me. As if... I lost someone close to me or whatever. Strange cause that night was the only time i ever met that kid. Guess its just weird meeting a person who you think is insignificant in the world then all of a sudden theyre a big deal, front page news type shit know what i mean?" *V passes the spliff back to Johnny.

Daggerz: "Maybe you knew one another in a past life? Ooooor...maybe in a parallel universe you two are close chooms?

*Looking into the distance Johnny takes a long drag of the spliff and passes it back to V.

Johnny: "Maybe V. World works in weird mysterious ways. Who knows. All I know is the gonk went out trying to save his friend and that in my book deserves the upmost respect."

*V looks at Johnny and gives him a little smile

Daggerz: "Stop the press! Is Johnny Silverhand actually showing emotion and compassion for another human?!? Holy hell!😱"

Johnny: "Hey fuck you! I can be sentimental when needed. Not always a cold hearted shit. I can show emotion when needed." *He said laughing.

Daggerz: "Riiight, right. Okay Mr. Sentimental lets go. I gotta go down to Fourth Wall to meet up with this woman so she can tell me more about this shit. Maybe even get laid in the process."

Johnny: "Heh, we shall see. Probably gonna take an army to hold that bitch back from jumping on your meat stick."

*V shakes her head and laughs softly. Daggerz: "Alright shit for brains lets go."

[plasticfreckles]

how aforementioned fictional men from this post would react to the fact that my prof failed my paper WITHOUT EVEN READING IT

(we're still in love obvs bc ive had so many breakdowns about this over the weekend that theyve kinda fused into one long-winded breakdown just lemme have this my sanity is holding on by a thread and its getting thinner by the second)

jaal ama darav: would still not have this problem, but would let me cry into his chest tentacles and go to my university and cause a scene my guy

liam kosta: well guess what bitch we're having takeout and boba and comfort movies and SO MANY BLANKETS AND STRING LIGHTS

saren arterius: would have either bribed prof and/or uni so this would not happen, but if it DID happen theyve got another thing coming honey

thane krios: ok now he'll help. help me write long sentences and also intimidate the prof bc wow are you a dishonorable shitbag sweet chalupa jesus

zevran arainai: murder now? too late already did it you're welcome oh they already marked it failed in the system? no problem let me just [daggers the servers] now lemme smash

banck trevelyan: we are now having a mental breakdown together we're writing a new paper and it only says [prof is a whorechild] its very cathartic

dorian pavus: the audacity on this professor. runs them out of their job faster than they can say "failed"

jackie welles: ok now they're getting beat up within an inch of their life he said he'd catch a case if the prof didn't let me pass and they didn't so now he's gotta back his words up with action its really on the prof your honor

johnny silverhand: assuming the place had not been nuked prior to this event would do it then even if he told me to shut up, stop crying and cowgirl up earlier. (could also just mean you're too dumb for this degree shit. - well YEAH but they could've figured it out BEFORE im about to start my thesis paper thankyouverymuch)

goro takemura: that would mean that really, the arasaka goon he got to write my paper for me failed, so they're getting run out of their job so far they may as well just live in a cardboard box. also blackmail the prof

river ward: damn girl that sucks. need a hug? want me to run for another pizza? drive you to a different library? like tell me what you need and youll have but you'll need to tell me (river i dont KNOW what i need) damn girl that sucks. need another hug?

dorn il-khan: the sucker is so dead he'll find a way to get into lunia and kill them again bc obviously dying once wasn't enough for them to get their shit together

rasaad yn bashir: would go to the prof and just talk at them until they read the fucking paper

data: honestly would just download the grading guide and do it himself also add the fact i was failed without having been assessed into the profs file dont worry about it its fine

thranduil oropherion: bitch NOT ONLY did they assign THE QUEEN a paper they FAILED her?! lemme drag their ass to mordor ill drop their disgusting head into the firepits myself and it will not be attached to their body anymore

kim nam joon: damn girl that sucks. want me to check if there's a place you can report it to? because that doesn't sound normal. are we sure they're not on a power trip and you just got to deal with it? anyway we'll fix this together and you'll pass don't you worry about a thing

dustin bates: wow they FAILED you without doing their fucking WORK? [drops track about aint-shit opportunist bastards and capitalism commercializing education like bitch i paid 160€ in this assumed free education country for a degree the least you could do is do your fucking job]

the apocalypse dj: ["accidentally" backflips into the prof so they drop their notebook and it breaks wow looks like karma's a bitch huh]

[altcvnningham]

i barely even ship johnny and kerry but my brain is forcing this headcanon on me so

[vos-videmus]

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

"Oh my god, V, this is it. This is the end. We're really dying this time. It's fucking over for us."

V studied the man, curled in a fetal position on his floor. "Wow. Johnny Silverhand, Night City legend, wiped out by some subpar menstrual cramps? If the world could see you now…"

"Fuck you," he growled, arms wrapped around his abdomen. "Holy hell, you go through this every month? Every goddamn month? How are you still alive?"

V adjusted the heating pad against his abdomen. "Pure fuckin spite. Just wait until i take a shit later. That's when the real party starts."

"They get WORSE?" Johnny looked up, appearing almost fearful. "Jesus Christ, V, just take the goddamn thing out. It's not like you're using it anyway. World's got enough brats as it is. Hell, there's over a dozen in this building alone, just wondering around. Want a kid so bad, raise them." He squeezed his eyes shut as his muscles seized. "Please, god, let me take over. I'll do it for you, take you to Victor. He'll know what to do. Hell, maybe he'll give it to someone who wants it."

V couldnt help but laugh. "I'd love to see you try to stand, let alone walk." He reached for his tea, wincing as another wave hit him. "These aren't even that bad. I've had cramps much worse. The kind that make you dizzy, nauseous."

"Stop."

"Blacked out from them once."

"FUCK."

V laughed again. It was refreshing to see Johnny, usually so stoic and smug, rendered so helpless. It actually made him seem like a real person. "Dont worry. I can take more pain pills in a few hours."

"Hours!?" Johnny hugged his knees to his chest. "Dear god, I've never been one to pray, but…"

"Dont be such a baby."

"Why do you even have it anyway?" he demanded. "It's not like you're ever gonna need it."

V frowned. "Watch it, Silverhand. Never said I wasn't gonna have a kid someday."

Finally, Johnny opened his eyes, looking surprised through the pain. "What, really? You want to?"

"I mean, I've thought about it some. Jackie asked me about it, long time ago. I dont hate the idea, having something thats like, a piece of myself, feeling the kid grow, bringing it into the world. Not that adopting a kid would be any less than that. It's just, i like knowing i have the choice."

Johnny studied V thoughtfully. "Huh. Guess that makes sense." Then, another cramp, and he groaned. "Oh god, never mind. No sense at all. You're fucking crazy."

V smiled, taking a sip of his tea. "Hmm. Who knows, maybe you'll stick around long enough for me to get pregnant. Kerry would make a great dad. You can even help us name the baby."

Johnny's eyes widened fearfully. "Dont you fucking dare."

"Of course, there's the whole childbirth thing we'd have to deal with…"

"I swear to god, V, not another word."

[darkling-er]

How is your relationship with Johnny, Jackie or Viktor for your Vs? :)

Verity

Johnny: at first he was a nightmare, a thing thst tried to kill her, then turned into someone who she could talk to, a friend, then something more. A slight crush was always there but it just starts to be bigger and bigger.

Jackie: Haven't known him for more than half a year, but he was her best friend. She still calls him when she misses him, leaving a message to his voicemail.

Viktor: Basically her father figure, a mentor, a friend and family member who she always admired. He was always there for her, god knows why, but V tries to help out as much as she can. She cares for Vic and his opinion more than anyones.

Valerie:

Johnny: Too weird for her at first. Still is honestly, someone else living inside her head. He can be pretty much a douchebag, always wanting violence, unlike her. So they dont see eye to eye too often.

Jackie: He was a dear friend, who will always have a spot in her heart. She blames herself for his death.

Viktor: Best. DAD. EVER.

Rae:

Johnny: No, she will not let Johnny fucking Silverhand have her body. Never. She liked his music as a kid, out of spite of her parents. And she likes him, more or less. But she likes living more. So if she can get him out of her head as soon as possible, she will.

Jackie: He was a childhood friend. They were from completely different worlds but still, she found a best friend and a brother in Jackie. His hurts her more than anything. She never lost a family member before.

Viktor: He is fun, at times. His work is admirible and his precision and skill would get him way more money then he gets in Watson.

Viktor:

Johnny: After Jackie Johnny is his second best friend. His little imaginary friend so to speak. He gets him more than anyone out there, probably thanks to sharing one braincell, basically. A slight crush on him as well, thanks to Johnny's looks.

Jackie: Jackie was his big brother, since Mama Welles took Viktor in as a child. They were always in trouble together, even if their paths took them on different routes. Still as a Valentino member and as a Suit, they were inseperable. Losing him was the worst thing that could ever happen to him. He cant live with the guilt that he put Jackie in danger.

Vincent:

Johnny: They are similarly grumpy and want to burn down the world. Their views are the exact same, so after the misunderstanding of Johnny wanting to flatline him, they get on pretty well.

Jackie: Vincent doesn't have friends, he doesn't make any. But still, somehow Jackie managed to be his only one. He doesn't show, only punches people if they mention Jackie to him now, but he truly cared for him.

Viktor: Oh boy, remember how I said he doesn't care or doesn't like to get close to people? Well Viktor managed to break down that rule and stole his heart. Well first, it was just about the sex, but now its way more complicated.

Vers:

Johnny: As his chilhood hero, he likes Johnny. But you know what they say about never meeting your hero in real life. The rockerboy is not as idillic to him now as he first thought but Johnny is still fun.

Jackie: They didnt know each other for that long, but Jackie was one of his best friends.

Viktor: He acts like a cool uncle and stoic father figure to him, so he is both happy and terrified of the man.

[wifipunx92]

CYBERPUNK: MADE IN NIGHT CITY #3

📷: @wifipunx92

Daggerz: "Nothin' says "stress free" like a getaway weekend in the desert with my desert chooms."

Johnny: A weekend away from the piss, shit and bloodstains of NC in exchange for dirt, smelly cheap hotels and fuckin' Raffins. Sounds like paradise to me.

*V glances over at Johnny giving him a somber expression as he softly chuckles under his breath. She shakes her head.

Daggerz: "Do you always gotta be a gonk and shit on my parade Silverhand? Y'know not all of us are miserable like you my kind sir. Maybe you should just oh i dont know, loosen up a bit and live a little?" She said sarcastically.

Johnny: "Maybe youre right. Maybe i should pull the 12 inch stick outta my ass and live a little. Who knows, maybe this little retreat is something I need. Doesnt mean imma stop bustin your chops the entire time Valerie."

*She let out a small laugh and shook her head

Daggerz: "Be happy i like you now silverhand. Took us a long time to get here but im glad we did. Used to fuckin' hate your guts when you were a voice in my brain, but youve grown on me rockstar and im glad to have you as a mentor. Taught me everything about what it means to be a Rockerboy and I appreciate you for that."

*Johnny looks over at V and gives her a smile Johnny: "Damn, gettin all choked up over here. you goin pussy on me V?🤣"

Daggerz: "Fuck you asshole!😂 I meant it though. Plus you saved my life and imma never forget that." Johnny: "And you somehow figured out how to get me a replica of my old shell and put my construct in it so we're even kid"

Daggerz: "Yeah well those doctors overseas seem to give more of a shit about human life than eds so in the end we found a solution and it worked. Now sit back and shut your trap! We'll be at the 'caldos camping grounds in a bit. Quicker we get there, the quicker me and Panam can get some alone time together."

*Silverhand shakes his head and rolls his eyes while letting out a small laugh.

Johnny: "Always had a way with the ladies V. Dunno how you do it."

Daggerz: "Well most would say its my Rockstar charm. Course i gained that from you. Im also not a dick to women." She says while giving him a stale look. He gives her a side eye and nods his head.

Johnny: "Touché my young acolyte, touché."

Daggerz: "Also, got a new song in the works. Lyrics are nova but i still need to figure out the melody. Thats where you come in."

*Silverhand crosses his arms and give V a little smirk, that arrogant bastard.

Johnny: "Well well, looks like my presence is needed here after all." He says sarcastically.

Daggerz: "Okay you arrogant shit i didnt ask for your lip you sassy bitch. But yes, i will need your help.

*Johnny pulls out his spliff and lights it up taking a long drag.

Johnny: "No worries choom. You already know I got your back.

Daggerz: "Course you do. Thats cause ya like me ya gonkbrain."

*He smiles as he passes her the spliff for a few puffs

Johnny: "Dont get too full of yourself kiddo. Doesnt look good in the long run."

*They both chuckled as they passed the spliff back and forth between them. This was gonna be a very productive weekend.