#and then i look out the window dramatically and a platoon of vampire hunters are wielding these pillows like clubs
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I get pelted once by this thing and instantly disintegrate--
#I imagine that it has to be like#THIS specific kind of cat pillow#in order for me to be slain#ill just be chilling in my dark castle going about my evil and sexy affairs#and then i look out the window dramatically and a platoon of vampire hunters are wielding these pillows like clubs#lmao
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