#and then have RDJ saying ‘ my boy’

[vaspider]

Of all the reasons I've ever been blocked, I think my new favorite is saying that it's kinda weird to expect an actor to not be able to play multiple roles in one franchise.

I stand by it. People have to get the fuck over the idea that an actor is the character or vice versa. RDJ played like 4 or 5 different characters in the same fucking scene in The Sympathizer and it was fucking great.

And yes, reblogs are off. Cope. I'm not arguing this one. Shitty commenters will be blocked without warning.

EDIT: Boy, I sure hope no one gets confused about whether Thanos and Cable are the same guy now that Deadpool is in the MCU!

My eyes are gonna roll out of my fucking head.

[captainwans]

she looks like fun! (smau)

arabella series!

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pairing: alex turner x fem!actress reader

timeline: 2016

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[moghedien]

obviously there are a bunch of issues with the MCU and I'm not gonna sit here and try to convince everyone that MCU movies are cinema or whatever so don't get what I'm gonna say twisted. I do find their kinda mainstay in cultural media and the dominance they had to be interesting, especially now in an era where the MCU is undeniably falling off and struggling. just as like a cultural analysis I find that interesting and everyone has their opinions of why it happened.

my opinion/theory on why the MCU just crashed is because they sort of forgot what it means to be telling a comic book story, especially a marvel comic book story. Because I've read thousands of issues of various marvel series at this point, across tons of different eras and events, and the thing that makes them last (which is also a thing that drives me personally crazy and I hate so much) is that the status quo doesn't really change. Or when it does, it lasts for a few arcs or years at most and then gets reverted back to the norm eventually. Like the fact that everything is pointless and nothing is a risk is something I loathe, but it is admittedly what keeps them going. If someone just got into comics, they can pick up a modern issue and expect to find Spider-man or Captain America or whoever. They may be introduced to new characters, but the big ones will show up eventually.

And after the last Avengers movie, like half of the mainstay cast are just gone. Which as someone who likes good stories, I think is a good opportunity (which is arguably being wasted but idk I haven't watched any MCU thing in years) to actually shake things up and develop characters that mainstream people are less familiar with and give them a chance to shine and tell interesting stories. But that's not why people like marvel comics.

People like marvel comics because if they want to read about Iron Man, they can pick up any random issue about Iron Man and it will most likely be the Iron Man they know. People like the status quo, and Marvel has never been high literature and has always basically been pulp storytelling, and it gave people status quo and familiarity. And I think Marvel Studios figured this out waaayyy too late.

Because if Marvel actually understood what people like about the comics, they would have embraced recasting major roles from the start. They wouldn't have tied characters' identities so strongly to their actors and would have made it clear that characters can and will continue on with different faces. There is no reason why Tony Stark needs to be RDJ or Steve Rogers needs to be Chris Evans. They would have had plans to not write these characters out of existance the second actors wanted to exit or died or were fired or any of the various reason why actors are no longer involved with the MCU. Hell they had precedent. They didn't have a problem replacing Terrence Howard with Don Cheadle, who are very different looking people who give very different performances, but we know why they felt ok with that recasting but won't recast any of their boys named Chris...

Anyway it seems like they realized that general audiences don't actually like change if its permanent and are learning the wrong lessons with the Doom casting nonsense and the fact that they seem to keep changing what the new story is to fit what they think audiences want.

I'm fine with the MCU dying off and its probably better for media that it does, but again I'm just kinda interested in the fumble from like an objective standpoint because it seemed like they just locked themselves into eventual failure in such a stupid way. Like they could have told the same safe representative Avengers storylines for decades and wouldn't have a meltdown every time an actor in a major role needed to be removed from production if they just accepted that people would be recast as needed. It would be worse for actors and it would be worse for movies in general probably, but it would have kept the MCU churning out pulp like the comics do to this day. But now people are realizing its not just pulp but pulp they don't want and its gonna kill the MCU eventually.

[natashaslesbian]

Scar x kid reader the reader is learning how to talk properly and is in the stage of repeating everything and Scarlett had to leave the reader with some of her cast members and the reader hear some of them swearing and later on repeats them to Scarlett

Copy Cat

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It was a beautiful day on the set of Avengers Endgame the cast had a small break in the day and Scarlett used this time so run a few errands. You were sitting comfortably on your mamas hip as she said goodbye to her cast mates, you had met the original 6 cast when they were filming Infinity War so Scarlett was comfortable leaving you in their care. “I shouldn’t be too long” your mom said as she passed you to Jeremy “toe lon” you mumbled happily, smiling widely when the people around you giggled softly. You hadn’t quite got the hang of speaking yet, a few words were audible but most of your speech was a jumbled mess. “That’s right baby too long” Scarlett laughed “mommy will be back soon okay I love you” she said as she kissed your forehead. “Baksun” you babbled making your mom smile proudly.

With a final wave Scarlett was off out, you turned to Jeremy and lifted your arms high in the air “mama bon!” You said. “She has gone hasn’t she!” Jeremy said as he twisted you in his arms “she won’t be long though, why don’t we play eye spy to pass the time?” He asked. “Ey pie!” You cheered, the cast knew it was your favourite game and was sure to keep you entertained while Scarlett was gone. You played happily with Jeremy, Mark, Chris Evans and Robert while Hemsworth went to grab some snacks. “Eye spy with my little eye” Mark said “something beginning with R” you thought hard for a few seconds looking around you to see what began with the letter R. Your eyes lit up when you saw Robert smiling towards you “Robbie Robbie!” You said pointing at him “wav it Robbie?” You asked, looking back at Mark.

You continued to play your game and eventually Chris made his way back to the group, a mountain of snacks in his arms. Walking through the door, Chris bumped into the other Chris, causing Hemsworth to drop the pile of snacks. “Ah Shit!” He exclaimed, bending down to retrieve the fallen food. “Shit” came a small voice from the corner, your voice. The guys were all frozen in their place, surprised by your happiness at saying a curse word. “Shit” you said again, smiling wildly at all the faces staring back at you. “Oh um y/n no don’t say that word it’s naughty and mommy won’t like it” RDJ said, covering his laugh. “Shit!” You said with a frown, attempting to cross your arms. Evan’s rubbed at his forehead before saying “well we’re defiantly gonna be in…” he paused, “shit?” You questioned cutely. “Yeah” Chris sighed.

A little while later, Scarlett returned with a few shopping items and a Starbucks muffin for you. “Hi baby!” She said as she came to pick you up from where you were standing with Mark “mommy!” You exclaimed as you ran to her. “Did you have fun with the boys?” Scarlett asked “I pay ey pie!” You mumbled quickly, wanting to tell your mom all about what you had gotten up to. “You played eye spy! Did you win?” Scarlett said as she placed you back on the floor “mhm” you whispered. Your mom placed down the items she had returned with, “I got you a choccy muffin from buckbucks” Scarlett said, helping you onto the couch. Your mommy came to squeeze herself next to you on the small couch, overestimating how much space there was. Scarlett huffed under her breath when she accidentally sat down on the pile of shopping “oh dear!” She said, thinking you would copy her words. “Uh shit!” You said proudly. The room fell silent as Scarlett turned towards her cast mates “I left her with you for one hour” she said with a raised eyebrow. “It was lady Hemsworth!” Robert said with an outstretched pointed finger. “Shit?” You questioned, wondering why your mom seemed so angry “thanks Chris” Scarlett said as she rolled her eyes. The group burst out laughing as you shouted out your new favourite word once again. It was safe to say Scarlett wouldn’t be leaving you with Hemsworth anytime soon.

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[dweemeister]

Instant reactions to the 96th Academy Awards

A rough night for me. But there have been rougher ones before. I imagine most of my comments put me in a very lonely minority, as has been apparent the last few months.

But here goes:

For all intents and purposes, yours truly was on the Killers of the Flower Moon train. An extraordinary crime epic from Scorsese, with astounding craftsmanship and fantastic performance from Lily Gladstone. More than what I previously believed possible, a major studio production went out of its way to make sure that its Indigenous American representation on-screen was as genuine as it could possibly be (still imperfect, as the film acknowledges, but what an effort). And yet, KOTFM goes 0/10. I've never had a favored Best Picture nominee be shut out in such a way before. And I'm not surprised at all by it. It was clear that non-American and non-Canadian audiences didn't get the context to the film (a criticism I understand, given the screenplay) and, in other quarters, folks thought it was too long (I admittedly have a higher tolerance for longer movies) and others have said something akin to the fact that they are getting tired over "racial guilt" movies from America. I'm not in the mood to respond to the last one. I think it deserved better tonight. I particularly think Lily Gladstone deserved better tonight.

Stat upheld: two non-white actresses have never won on the same night in Oscar history. History, in and of itself, was always against Gladstone.

Oppenheimer winning? Fine, I guess. It was my #4 choice of the ten Best Picture nominees. I guess Christopher Nolan was overdue, but I have always been a Nolan skeptic. The film certainly is his most humanistic, and I appreciate that. As for the narrative organization and editing trickery? It mostly serves to take me out of the movie. And I don't think Nolan truly understands what thematic film music can accomplish for his movies. I think RDJ should have had much more competition all season long, but he did not. Most people are gonna say this is the return of the Academy's favorite subgenre... the Great Man Biopic. But in composition and structure, Oppenheimer (and even Maestro) resembles very little of the past Great Man Biopics. It'll be interesting to see how history treats this movie.

I disliked Poor Things. I didn't care for its sense of humor, didn't agree with many folks' opinions that it was a magnum opus of female empowerment. I thought it was incredibly male gaze-y and troublingly sanitized its scenes of sex work. Jerskin Fendrix's score was unlistenable outside the context of the film and distracting within it. But it has four Academy Awards and people love this movie, so my opinion can go to heck?

Well done Da'Vine Joy Randolph for her win as Supporting Actress for The Holdovers. I truly hope this opens up a lot more new opportunities for her going for! Wonderful speech.

And speaking of wonderful speeches, both documentary winners got me very emotional. The Last Repair Shop is on YouTube for American and Canadian viewers, and it's simply wonderful. Perhaps the happiest I was all night long! And then came Mstyslav Chernov's speech after winning for 20 Days in Mariupol. Chernov had, arguably, the speech of the night. And I agree with him. I, too, wish he never had to make his film and that he never won this Oscar. But he did his job to document what happened in Mariupol. And for that he (and the Ukrainians suffering and dying in their war versus Russia) deserves our plaudits and support.

Once more, Hayao Miyazaki cannot be bothered to show up to an awards ceremony. It's hilarious! I would have voted Robot Dreams, but The Boy and the Heron is not a winner to sniff at. Spider-Verse will have one more shot.... whenever the third movie comes out?

Good lord, they selected the worst possible winner in Animated Short with War Is Over!. There's an unwritten rule that the Academy, among the fifteen nominated shorts, must select one which will piss me the hell off. And for the second straight year in Animated Short, they have done exactly that, choosing something akin to a soft drink commercial.

Billie Eilish and Finneas are now the youngest and second-youngest ever to win two Oscars, after Luise Rainer (Best Actress for 1936's The Great Ziegfeld and 1937's The Good Earth). That feels very, very weird. In both cases of this record.

The "I'm Just Ken" performance? Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (Like Ken)??? Busby Berkeley choreography? What do the kids say? Inject that straight into my veins? It was wonderful.

And speaking of nods to cinema history, I'm so glad they led off the stunt performers tribute with Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, and Harold Lloyd. :,)

And congratulations to Godzilla Minus One and its Best Visual Effects win! After seventy years, Godzilla is now an Oscar-winning franchise, and its win percentage is 100%! Simply wonderful!

I think the moral of the story is that the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS) has been gradually internationalizing over the last decade. And the results of that were very clear tonight. Does that mean I'm too provincial in my tastes? I don't know. But wins such as Emma Stone's, Anatomy of a Fall, The Boy and the Heron, and Godzilla are demonstrative of that.

I'm glad this season is over. I certainly hope that Killers of the Flower Moon will be looked upon more kindly by history and time, without the bells and whistles of awards campaigning and a fuller understanding of why it was made the way it was.

This month has been fun! But now it's time to see movies again without the lens of awards for a long, long while.

[ironh3artstark]

Since it was rdj's birthday!!! i would love to request where its tony's birthday and peter's gift to him is himself wearing a lingerie or sexy outfit uniform! hard core smut pls

Thank you for the request :). Hope it’s alright! Also sorry for any typos

The sound of Tony's shoes hitting the floor alerted Peter. He sat up from his lounging position on the bed. The room was dark, as per Peter's request. Peter had been a good boy for his lover and he had a present for his 47th birthday.

Tony walked into the bedroom, loosening his tie. He looked at the bed with a smirk. "My baby, waiting for me?" Tony asked.

"Yes Sir," Peter smiles confidently. "I have a surprise for you."

Tony grinned and stripped off his shirt. "Baby, you know you didn’t have to get me anything. Can I see it now?"

"No," Peter said. "Sit."

Tony raised his eyebrow and sat in the armchair beside the bed. "Well then," he said, sitting.

Other times he would’ve instantly corrected the tone that came out of Peter’s mouth, tonight, he was allowing it.

Peter turned on the bedside light. "Look," he said, holding out a gift. "Happy birthday, Tony." Tony smirked and took the present. "Thank you, baby," he said, tearing the paper and peering at the luxurious design. "Lingerie?" Tony guesses with a smirk.

"Open the box," Peter says, looking at how Tony looks up and down his body once he realizes his boy is absolutely bare naked, and by bare he means it. He’s hairless and smooth everywhere.

Tony nods, sadly tearing his eyes away from his beautiful boy, and opens the box.

Tony’s eyes widen with lust and wonder at the sight before him. "Oh."

Inside the box was a matching set of pink lacy underwear and a pink silk nightgown. It was simple but it was elegant and it was, ultimately, Tony's style. "You like it?" Peter asks with cheeks as pink as a spring flower, shyly smiling.

"Yes," Tony said, stroking the silk. "It's beautiful. Perfect for you.”

Peter beams and giggles. "Now close your eyes," he says.

"Yes baby," Tony said. He closed his eyes, smelling the scent of vanilla and flowers as Peter moves around in front of him, the movement, wafting the delicious smell around the room.

"No peeking!" Peter says. Tony can hear the smile in his voice and smiles with his eyes still closed.

Peter picks up the nightgown.

"Wouldn't dream of it, honey." Tony speaks softly, crossing his heart.

Peter pulls the nightgown over his head, pulling it down to his thighs, glad he decided to wax himself smooth so Tony can have the best experience.

Once the nightgown is on, Peter bites his lip and grabs the lacy pink panties that lie in the box. They were attached to garters that connected the panties to them with very fragile lace. When Peter tends to get excited, he ends up breaking things. He does not want to rip these—possibly the most pretty things he ever owned.

He slips them on oh so carefully, the fabric feeling so nice against his skin, especially the smooth, waxed skin. "Okay, Tony," Peter says, walking forward to the older man. "I'm all ready for you."

Tony smirks and opens his eyes, letting out a soft breath at the gorgeous sight before him. "Fuck baby, you're beautiful." Tony breathes out. Peter has never failed to take his breath away, that’s just how pretty his boy is.

"Thank you," Peter blushes, fingers playing with the end of the frayed fabric of his slip.

"May I touch you, darling?" Tony asks, tilting his head as he looks up at Peter.

"Of course, Sir," Peter nods, stepping closer and sitting on Tony's lap, his legs wrapping around Tony's waist.

Tony smiles, his hands stroking up the sides of Peter's hips, sliding underneath the silk nightgown and rubbing his back. "I love you." He says softly, leaning in to press a soft kiss to Peter's collarbone.

"I love you too," Peter whispers, his body already reacting to Tony's touch, the lace rubbing against his cock, and Tony’s already stiff length in his dress pants, causing a bulge to be felt.

"So sweet and innocent," Tony mumbles. His hands come down, stroking Peter's thighs and the lacy material of the garters. "You did such a good job getting ready for me. Waxed everything and got these panties for me. Did you get hard when you were waxing yourself, baby? I bet you did. You got hard, thinking about my big cock inside of you. Fucking you open and filling you up."

"I did, was thinking about how good you’ll feel inside me." Peter moaned softly, grinding down on Tony's lap, trying not to tear his new panties.

"That's my boy," Tony praises. He kisses Peter's jaw, sucking gently and running his tongue over the skin.

"Can I undress you, Tony?" Peter asks, his eyes full of desire.

"You may, baby," Tony answers, pressing his forehead against Peter's, looking into his eyes, before pressing a chaste kiss to the tip of Peter’s nose.

Peter moans, reaching down and unbuckling Tony's belt, pulling it out of the loops, and dropping it to the floor. Next, he pops open the button and pulls the zipper down. He slips his hand inside, wrapping it around Tony's large cock, and gasps when he feels the slick, warm, and wet flesh. "Already so hard for me, Tones."

"You make me so hard, baby.” Tony bites out.

"Can I suck your cock, please, Sir?" Peter asks, batting his eyelashes.

"Not tonight, sweet boy." Tony says.

"Why not, Sir?" Peter pouts, wondering if he did something wrong.

"Tonight, I wanna fuck you on your back, okay?" Tony says, grinning as he watches the sad pout go away, and gets replaced with a happy smile.

Peter eagerly nods, his curls bouncing on top of his head. He slides off of Tony's lap, his feet hitting the floor and making him slightly wobble because his legs are trembling with the anticipation of what's about to happen.

Tony takes the opportunity to shuck his pants off, his boxers going down with them, his cock springing free and standing proudly.

"Sir," Peter says, getting up and crawling on top of the bed, his nightgown sliding up, revealing his pink lacy panties. "Come here," he says.

"Where, baby boy?" Tony asks, a teasing smirk on his face.

"Here," Peter says, his hands reaching out, signaling Tony to come closer.

Tony stands and crawls up onto the bed, laying between Peter's spread legs. "Hi," he says, smiling down at the young boy.

"Hey," Peter blushes. "Kiss me?" He asks.

"As you wish," Tony grins, leaning down and pressing their lips together.

Peter's arms wrap around Tony's shoulders and their lips slot together perfectly. They both sigh in contentment. The kiss starts out gentle and slow, but turns more desperate as time goes on.

"Tony, fuck," Peter whines as they break apart, both panting.

"I got you, sweetheart," Tony says, one hand coming up to stroke Peter's cheek. "I'll always take care of you. My beautiful boy."

Peter sighs in pleasure, his eyes fluttering closed. He nuzzles his cheek into Tony's hand, pressing a kiss to the palm.

"Do you want the panties to stay on or off?" Tony asks, using his free hand to glide it along Peter’s waist.

"Mmm, On," Peter blushes. "They're cute and I like them."

"Me too," Tony chuckles, kissing Peter's forehead.

"Will you fuck me, Sir? Please?" Peter asks, opening his eyes and looking at Tony, biting his lip.

"Oh, of course I will," Tony grins, pulling back and grabbing the bottle of lube on the nightstand. "Lay on your stomach," he says, opening the bottle.

"Yes sir," Peter says, flipping over. He grabs one of the many pillows on the bed, putting it under his waist, his ass sticking up and his face buried into the soft silk.

Tony looses breath at how easily Peter did that motion, running his eyes all across the span of Peter’s plump ass.

Tony leans down and presses a kiss to Peter's tailbone, his hand coming up and rubbing over Peter's lace covered hole. "This is the best birthday gift, baby," Tony says, squeezing Peter's ass and rubbing the small hole through the panties.

"Thank you, Sir," Peter says. "It's just—I wanted to make you happy."

"Oh, honey, you did. I’m so proud of you.” Tony coos, eyes filled with love as he listens to his lover speak.

Peter sighs softly, pushing his wide hips back.

"Shh," Tony hums, rubbing his back. "I got you, baby." He pulls the lacy material aside gently and grabs the lube. He drizzles some on his fingers, rubbing it to warm it up.

"Are you ready?" Tony asks, his index finger brushing against the tight ring of muscle.

"Yes," Peter whispers. "Please, Tony."

"Anything for you," Tony speaks softly, feeling his cock twitch as his eyes catch the pink and tight pucker. He circles the rim, teasing the muscle, and pushes his finger in.

"Mmm, thank you, Sir." Peter sighs, his ass relaxing and taking the long and thick finger easily.

"God, look at you, sweet boy. You're always so good for me." Tony growls, pushing his finger in deeper. Peter moans, the praise going straight to his cock, which is leaking pre-cum into his panties.

Tony starts pumping his finger in and out, stretching Peter, who is obviously, taking it like a champ. "Almost done, okay baby? You're doing so well."

"M'kay, add another." Peter whimpers, his hands grabbing at the silk bedspread.

"You're a little needy tonight," Tony comments. He pulls his finger out and adds a bit more lube, before pushing back in with two.

"Just need your cock," Peter huffs, his body arching into the sheets.

"Shh, don't worry, you'll get it. Patience." Tony says, scissoring his fingers. Peter whines and bites down on his lip. He can feel the wetness of his pre-cum seeping into the panties and it causes a shiver to spread throughout his body.

Tony pushes his fingers in and crooks them, searching for the spot that drives Peter crazy. Peter's back arches and a loud moan rips from his throat when Tony brushes against his prostate.

"Oh, fuck, please, Sir, I'm ready, please." Peter begs, his voice desperate.

"What do you want, baby?" Tony asks.

"You, please. Need you to fuck me." Peter whimpers, writhing against the sheets, and also pushing back against the two fingers in his hole.

Tony grins, pulling his fingers out and wiping them on the sheets. He sits back on his haunches, quickly removing his undershirt and looks at Peter, making a move to grab the lube. "Turn around," Tony says. “Wanna see your pretty face when I fuck you, love.”

Peter blushes and nods, quickly turning around and resting his head on the soft pillow.

"Do you still want the panties on?" Tony asks, looking down at the soaking wet material, the lace stained a dark pink.

"Yes, please." Peter blushes, spreading his legs wide, showing off his cock and balls, straining against the lace.

"Beautiful," Tony whispers, his eyes raking up and down the boy's body.

"T-thank you, sir." Peter says, biting his lip, his eyes focused on Tony's big, leaking, and fat cock.

Tony lubes himself up and lines the second pillow up, positioning it under Peter's hips. "Are you ready?" He asks, looking down at the younger man.

"Yes, sir, please, want you." Peter begs, his soft and small hands coming up and resting on Tony's shoulders.

Tony grunts, taking a hold of the base of his cock and pushing into Peter. "O-oh, fuck," Peter groans, his mouth opening and his eyes screwing shut.

"So fucking tight," Tony moans, his free hand coming down and holding Peter's hip. "You feel so good, sweetheart."

"You're so big," Peter whimpers, his hole clenching around the fat cock, the stretch causing a delicious burn.

"Take it so well, though," Tony whispers, pulling out a bit before slowly thrusting back, eyes staring right into Peter’s. Tony’s once light brown eyes have turned black due to the lust and desperation he is experiencing, and Peter loves it.

He loves when he can drive Tony to that point where his eyes are a whole new man’s.

"Fuck," Tony groans, pushing in harder, the tight heat of Peter's hole, driving him mad.

"Sir, yes, right there, please." Peter cries, his back arching, his nails digging into Tony's skin.

Tony smirks and pulls out all the way, before slamming back in, his cock hitting Peter's prostate dead on. "Yes!" Peter screams, his head tilting back.

"Fuck, you're so beautiful, sweet boy. All dressed up for me." Tony grunts, his eyes locked on Peter's face.

"All yours, all yours, only yours, only you get to see me like this." Peter rambles, his cock pulsing and aching.

"That's right," Tony says, leaning down and kissing Peter, his hand coming between them and tugging at the boy's lace covered cock.

Peter gasps, the lace adding a different sensation and he whimpers against Tony's lips. “Tony, ‘m gonna cum!” Peter pants out, gripping Tony’s back with a seriously strong amount of force. It should’ve hurt Tony, but he was too lost in the pleasure right now, he ask Peter to grip him as hard as possible.

"Cum, baby. Let go." Tony mumbles, his mouth trailing down Peter's neck, licking and sucking a mark, his thrusts speeding up.

"Tony!" Peter moans, his back arching as he releases.

Tony moans into Peter’s neck as he clenches tight around his cock. Tony bites hard on Peter’s neck as he speeds up the force and pace of his thrusting incredibly. Peter’s eyes roll into the back of his head as he feels the bite of Tony, along with the strongest and best orgasm he’s ever had in his entire life.

"Sir!" Peter gasps, his fingers raking down Tony's back, his cock spurting out ropes of white cum, the panties being covered and the wetness starting to soak through.

"Oh, fuck, god," Tony moans shakily, pulling back and watching as his boy orgasms. He grips the sheets and slams his hips into Peter, chasing his own orgasm.

Peter cries out and his legs lock around Tony's waist. Peter bites his bottom lip and grinds down as Tony fucks into him. "Gonna fill you up, baby," Tony grunts, his thrusts starting to stutter.

"Do it," Peter whispers. "Want your cum in me, wanna feel you for days."

"Peter," Tony growls, his cock swelling before his eyes squeeze shut tightly and he comes, his cum coating Peter's walls and filling him to the brim.

Peter moans at the hot liquid inside of him, and he can feel the sticky wetness seeping into his panties. “I love you.” Peter pants.

"God, I love you more," Tony breathes, slowly pulling out, both of them hissing at the loss.

Peter whimpers, his hole clenching and unclenching, not wanting to be empty.

"Let me clean you up, sweetheart," Tony whispers, kissing Peter’s forehead before getting off the bed and walking over to the bathroom.

"Mm, don't wanna take my panties off," Peter grumbles.

Tony chuckles from the bathroom, “Peter, baby, I’ll buy you the whole store. They’re dirty.”

"But they're cute." Peter pouts, his eyes fluttering shut. Tony smiles, coming out of the bathroom with a washcloth. "I'll buy you new ones, okay?"

"Okay," Peter yawns.

"Here," Tony says, sitting on the edge of the bed. "Open up, sweetie."

Peter spreads his legs, letting Tony clean the cum off his stomach and his hole.

Tony drops the washcloth and crawls up, kissing Peter's lips. Peter hums and smiles, reaching his hands up and wrapping them around Tony's shoulders.

"Thank you," Tony mumbles, pulling back and nuzzling his nose against Peter's.

"For what?" Peter giggles.

"For tonight. Best birthday ever." Tony grins, his eyes staring into the big brown eyes he fell in love with.

"I'm glad." Peter smiles, pecking Tony’s lips.

“Now, how about we get some sleep?” Tony smirks, stroking a hand over Peter’s cheek.

[blushblushbear]

Hey I don't know if you still do phone flings, or if you only do specific ones, but if you do, can you please do basil hcs. I'm sorry i just weirdly love him.

Ah shit, here we go again *cracks knuckles*

TO THE WIKI!

also side note my thoughts while heading to the wiki are 'oh boy, can't wait for Sherlock Holmes to send me a dick pic' lol

(dude side note, I'm fucking BAFFLED how the wiki's only trivia note is that his name comes from Basil of Baker street. Literally no other mentions of the countless other sherlock references! There's book, RDJ movies and the BBC series refs in here WHAT GIVES WIKI TRIVIA!)

So obvs he has a sweet tooth, that's just canon

Also he can get a little bit kinky (that's also canon)

he's decently well read but in a way of like--- like he remembers characters and plot points but he wouldn't have that many in depth opinions on the happenings in those books (like Poe would)

though he WOULD have a decent knowledge of the basic take aways most people know of said books (example: Holden asking the cab driver what happens to the ducks in the park when the pond freezes over in Catcher in the Rye is just him, as a teen, asking an adult 'what will happen to me in winter aka in the winter of life aka Adulthood cause that book is very scared of adulthood)

(He'd also know that the pond in central park doesn't freeze over lol)

Loves loves LOVES to leave you riddles and clues and scavenger hunts as a way of flirting

it'd be hard to have a domestic life with him cause he'd constantly be in and out and disappearing in the middle of the night

also dying at random for a full 10 years and then OOPS he's actually alive lol

but if you don't mind that shit then he's the perfect guy for you

has no friends, Winston is his only friend and he annoys him to no end

Seems charming to you cause he's actively being charming when around you

in his natural habitat though he can be VERY scatter brained and a bit rude

not cause he's trying to be a dick he just gets going and steam rolls things and people

that's another thing, he sometimes jumps from idea to idea without verbally connecting the dots and then is confused when people aren't following his mad chain of logic

side note if you can follow his chain of logic, or are clever enough to keep up with him, he's putty in your hands IMMEDIATELY

he's actually some what easy to seduce

not that that takes away from him falling for you

he's easy to SEDUCE, falling in love is a hell of a different thing all together

if he's in one of his thinking holes, where he just sits there and PONDERS paying the rest of the world no mind, bring him some tea, sit it next to him and watch him instinctively drink it, it's the funniest shit

thinks about you a lot when he's playing his violin

that or mysterious

but the music get so romantic so fast so--- yeah mostly you

knows lots of random cures for things

like pickle juice for hang overs and that kinda crap

may forget to eat himself but always remembers whether or not YOU'VE eaten

he actually notices and remembers things with or about you much more than anything else

which is saying something cause he's perceptive as fuck and has a mind like a steal trap

tends to look at things logically, so he can sometimes be not the best company when it comes to things like enjoying art or media

but that's where you come in and his listening skills turn on cause he ADORES seeing the world through your eyes

you're so much more lively and vivacious than he's ever seen in a person

also certain things start to click for him, like songs and poems

he gets them now

he gets them cause when he hears them, he just thinks of you

[tangosenpai]

Bokuto x fem!reader

"You're perfect, baby."

contains: f!reader, heated sex, shower sex, top Bokuto, insecure reader, chubby reader, oral (receiving), praising, mentions of depressing thoughts

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(Y/n's) p.o.v

"I just, look how sexy he is! It's RDJ for goodness sakes!" My best friend, (Bsf/n), exclaims. We step off the escalator, meeting both of our boyfriends at the bottom. I laugh as Sugawara gives (bsf/n) a look, making her shrug her shoulders.

"C'mon, (Y/n)! Let's leave the boys to do their own thing~" She sung waving goodbye to her boyfriend as well as mine.

Bokuto pouts, planting a kiss my lips on his as a goodbye.

"See you later, love bug." I stroll behind

(bsf/n).

•~•~•

"Hmm what about this?" I ask holding up a light blue lingerie set to my skin, (bsf/n) tilts her head looking at it. She scrunches her nose a little bit.

"Top or bottom?"

"Ummm...? I don't know?"

Now that I think of it. Bokuto is very subby, not that I normally take the lead or anything. He is always the one who acts like the baby in the relationship.

"Well I am of course the top!" She says smirking widely strutting away to another part of the lingerie section.

"Yeah, I find that hard to believe."

"That's rude!" (bsf/n) pouts, holding up a lacey pastel pink lingerie set to her body. It complemented her (s/c) and her (h/c) hair.

"That looks super good. I can see Sugawara now, but that's a gross image."

"That's pretty!"

I turn around to what (bsf/n) was talking about stopping in my tracks to see a light yellow bra. It was pure lace but the silky kind, white ribbon-type fabric hooked it in the middle with a small red rose attached. The pantie's were high waisted. The fabric was silky lace that matched the bra but in the back.... well there really is no back. It's just a white ribbon that connects with the rest of the fabric making a bow. This looks like something Kou would like.  I pick it up, pulling her to the register.

~~~~~

(bsf/n) and I walk arms linked, towards the food court to see the boys at a table on their phones. She immediately unhooks our arms when her eyes fall on Sugawara and books it towards him. She clings onto him causing him to be startled.

"Hi baby!" I place a kiss on Bokuto's pouting lips.

"I missed chu!" He gives me puppy dog eyes and shoves his head in my chest. Then suddenly shoots up and tries to take my bag from my hands.

"Kou!"

"What did you get me?"

"Nothing."

Then... Bokuto becomes depressed Bokuto making me sigh.

~~~~~

"Ngh! S-Suga!"

Seriously?

SERIOUSLY!

"mmph." Bokuto murmured in his sleep as he pushed his head further into my lap. I slam my head back into the headboard.

"SHUT THE HELL UP WILL YA? WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP!" Kageyama's voice booms throughout the walls.

As if hes any better. To be honest Bokuto and I don't have sex often. Bokuto never seems to be interested in it even if Kuroo and he only talks about ass and boobs. When ever I seem to be in the mood he brushes it off.

Maybe I'm not attractive in that way?

No.. No, I can't think like that. Gosh, I need to get the shower.

I tuck my hands under Bokuto's head, softly rubbing my thumbs on the sides of his temples before gently lifting him off of my lap and putting him on the light blue pillow. I smile softy, leaning down and pressing a kiss to the side of his temple.

I unfold my legs from under me and get off the bed, walking into the bathroom that was connected to my room. I didn't bother closing the door as there was really no reason too. I pinch the fabric of my sweater, pulling it over my head sloppily. I turn to the mirror and trace my finger over my tummy. I pinch the fat in between my fingers, grimacing. I tilt my head. Am I beautiful? I never really thought so until Bokuto. I always knew that I was mediocre. I was such a mediocre person that even for someone like Bokuto to like me was hard to believe. Before I never thought I would like someone like Bokuto, but now it feels like I can't even breath without him.

If I'm not physically attractive then him not wanting sex is understandable, right? I mean I wouldn't want to have sex with me either. When is the last time we even had sex? Four months ago? No. Longer. It shouldn't matter but I've been so horny lately.

I slip my leggings off my legs along with my black underwear. I walk to the shower turning it on before slipping off my bra. I step in the shower, the blazing hot water trickling onto my skin, leaving a satisfying feeling rave through my body. I shut the glass door and lean my forehead against the wall. I bite my lip and hold myself from crying. I'm really not that pretty. Not enough for him.

"Why did I even buy that lingerie? I'm not pretty to pull it off. He would never want me to. I'm... I'm useless. I'm just better off-"

"Shh. You're beautiful, my beautiful baby." Light kisses were pressed under my ear. When did he get in here?

"K-Kotaro.."

"Shh."

Arms circle around my waist and pulls my back side against his. Fingers trail down my tummy, dipping down to my hot sex. I twirl my head up to meet his gaze. My (e/c) eyes meet his bright yellow orbs. A dominating stare glares into my soul. Bokuto's fingers circle around my clit slowly as his other hand trails up to my breast and pinches my nipple lightly.

"So fucking beautiful."

Bokuto's head dips down to my neck, his lips planting a light kiss. Light licks against my skin send shivers down my spine while Bokuto's fingers get rougher and slowly starts to put them in. His finger stretches my walls as he gently puts two more  in.

"Ah, Koatro-"My head slams back as he roughly plunges his fingers in and out, sliding them in and out as if it was the easiest thing he has ever done. My legs begin quiver as I try to hopelessly grip onto the wall to keep me up.

"Cum baby, my beautiful baby."

As if in on cue my orgasm takes over as light moans leave my mouth. Right as I cum Bokuto takes out his fingers and replaces them with a bigger thing.

My walls stretch as Bokuto slides in his cock, a small bite is placed on my shoulder. The feeling of Bokuto's wet hair falls onto my shoulder as slight gasps escape from him as he get's rougher. He goes deeper and the deeper he goes is as if I can feel it further in my stomach.

"Ah shit, you feel so fucking good. Good baby, good baby. Mmm so fucking beautiful."

Our moans bounce off the walls as he plunges. I feel his arm reach down and lift my leg slowly in the air. His other hand falling on my hip.

"Ngh!" I slam my head against the wall, biting my lip. Fuck Oh mighty Asahi.

"Shit."

The water falls on our backs as we both cum in agony.

"I love you, puppy."

"I love you too, owl."

---

[destinyc1020]

did you read the excerpt on Tom holland in laws book on how he turned him into a star ? laws like I’m claiming everyone idc about your acting careers I did that 😂😂😂

Oh lawwwd.... 🤦🏾‍♀️😩

You have GOT to be kidding me. 😒

Law may have helped to elevate Tom's style on the red carpet (FOR SURE!!), but he didn't make Tom a star imo.

His star was already rising astronomically before he even started getting styled by Law (at the 2018 Oscars .... see, I remember! 😉).

Before Law, Tom was getting styled by RDJ's stylist lol, and while it was okaaay.... Tom just looked like a Church Boy lol 🤭, and it was a very "mature" look for a guy in his early 20s imo.

Idk who was styling Tom during the "Lost City of Z" days, but whoever it was needs to be FIRED!! 😩

Actually, this one below was really nice, so I take that back lol 😆

😍

But whoever did THIS needs to be fired 😭😩😩🙈

The things they did to my poor man.... 😭😩

Anyway lol... I'll give Law the credit for helping Tom with his red carpet (and off carpet) style, but I wouldn't say that he made Tom a star. No way lol 😂

[musette22]

https://www.tumblr.com/musette22/767427686693994496/stansons-evanstan-rdj-at-the-end-of-the-press

Oh I am SO glad I'm not the only one, I keep thinking about this, so incredibly curious to know what they were talking about, but also, Seb and Chris look so extremely like a couple here? -- I mean they did for this whole press, but it feels even more real and private here and that's saying something UGHHH they're ridiculous I wanna cry 😭 have I gone mad? (Yes, yes I have.)

Honestly there are certain moments that I willingly allow to keep me up at night (I'm lying the freedom of choice is all an illusion in this case *sigh*)

Hope you're doing well Minnie, love you!💕💕

Honeyyyy 💖💖💖 Listen, we've all gone a little mad, these two have made us all go a little mad, it's not our fault, it's theirs! Those boys and their insane chemistry and their little looks and their inability to shut up about each other 💓 But it's a pretty enjoyable madness, I have to say, and I am not personally looking to be cured at the present time 😌

And oh my god yes, I am SO intrigued by this clip, it's so so interesting to me. I rambled about it a while ago in this post, in case you happen to be interested in the ramblings of a mad woman. But whatever it was, I think you're right in saying they looked even more like a couple here than usual, not so much because of any cuteness or intimacy, but because of the way they sort of gravitated towards each other and stood there like a twosome + RDJ, and how they seemed fo be thinking the same thing without speaking etc...

And god, the way RDJ just kept looking between them, it was definitely something about the two of them specifically... and then he fanned his hand and Chris and Seb looked all chastised and awkward... I don't know, it's just a very interesting moment and I love them very very much 🥺💕 We'll never know what happened here exactly, but something did, and I feel like maybe my fic Intervention wasn't even that far off 👀

[beardedmrbean]

Zoomer Huey, I tend to see people saying why Gen z don’t have sex much.

Holy

Fucking

Shits

These journalists surprisedly have WORSE self awareness than there boomer relatives

Here a hint https://x.com/swannmarcus89/status/1762582001507323991?s=46

And gender dynamics are…nuked in the fields they are surveying. Women and girls are told that all men are predators and misandry is left unchecked

Also, why Hollywood act surprised about the sex abuse?

We all heard about the casting coach, and how suspiciously people from working class backgrounds like Micheal Jackson (yes his dad had his music connections. But essentially mj was a slave and was arguably was the first black child star unless I’m missing someone) and Walt Disney (though not as bad) are painted as monsters while the actual monsters are protected for decades

I mean look at Judy Garland, she was a sweet person and she did help the LBGT in Hollywood and supported the civil rights movement

But her “crazy” behavior makes more sense because she was sexually abused at a extremely young age

And she not the only one, Shirley Temple, the boy who played at the first LA Dennis the Manis

Oh and the Peter Pan actor (a lot of people leave out the part where ALL of Hollywood basically says he can choke and die because he was “too” Disney)

But sorry about the Gen stuff, but the false rape accusations, maybe if you guys didn’t view men (especially white ones) the same way Nazis viewed the Jews while saying all the working class men were Weinstein.

My Gen would have more sex

Entertainment industry has been like that since the beginning of forever, probably less so when women weren't allowed to participate but still a thing I'm sure.

As for Judy Garland it was nice to see people come out swinging in her defense when someone tried to start shit over well

She was not in control of her carer, saying no was not an option for her with this, but dumbasses that can only think in terms of today's standards never think about that.

Jay North (Dennis the Menace) did ok, so did Shirley Temple, plenty of others not so much, more recently we can look at Drew Barrymore and RDJ who both had fairly public meltdowns and problems.

Drew was ruined since her first film was ET and Spielberg takes care of the kids on set, going beyond the legal requirements.

Bobby Driscol was the Peter Pan VA top of his Wiki article.

Robert "Bobby" Cletus Driscoll (March 3, 1937 – c. March 30, 1968) was an American actor who performed on film and television from 1943 to 1960. He starred in some of the Walt Disney Studios' best-known live-action pictures of that period: Song of the South (1946), So Dear to My Heart (1949), and Treasure Island (1950), as well as RKO's The Window (1949). He served as the animation model and provided the voice for the title role in Peter Pan (1953). He received an Academy Juvenile Award for outstanding performances in So Dear to My Heart and The Window.

He just fell into the child actor pit, where he wasn't "cute" anymore couldn't get gigs and couldn't adjust to not being in the spotlight, the way he went and nobody knowing is awful to think about still.

Jackie Coogan, on the other hand was a different story.

His parents sucked and as a result there's a series of laws named after him California's Coogan Law all about protecting the earnings of child actors from their parents. % goes into a trust iirc.

He ended up OK in the end though

The false accusation thing, #me too hurt women because #believe women was taken advantage of to such a degree that even this coming out to light

has still probably not cleared up for the trooper, and men are opting to not mentor women because of not wanting to risk a false accusation, everyone screams about how rare they are, to which I say so what, why should they assume the risk even if it's minor

Former VP Mike Pence came out and said he won't be alone with a woman that's not his wife in order to ensure that there is no possibility of someone making a claim of impropriety.

And he got this response

Why is anyone going to put their neck on the line when something like what he said is going to get this kind of response.

Maybe instead of crying about how rare false accusations are they should focus on shaming the people making them and coming up with solutions to keep them from happening.

You know instead of blaming the victims of the false accusations.

All this and so much more going on that isn't in this ask goes to the I don't blame people for not having as much sex, it's actually kinda nice too, fewer std's this way.

I went on a couple tangents, hope that's ok

[wilsonteav]

~Welcome to Wilsonteav's blog~

About me:

Hi, my name is Dominik, but you can call me Bilbo! I'm neurodivergent transgender bisexual boy. I use he/him pronouns. From Poland (🇵🇱). Gemini. I'm into rock, pop, metal and classical music. Intp. Fan of Peter for 1 year and half (started in April 2023). I was noticed by Peter Jacobson.

Profile pic made by my dear friend @taub-truther

My fav:

- Artist/Music Band: Motörhead

- Actor: Peter Jacobson

- Fav Show/movie: I have a lot of fav shows/movies but I really like House MD (show) and The Hour After Westerly (movie)

- Colour: Dark Blue / Black / White / Dark Green / Brown

- Fav Ship(s) from:

• House MD: Taub x Foreman, House x Cuddy, House x Wilson, Chase x Park, Foreman x 13

• Sherlock Holmes Universe: Sherlock Holmes x John Watson

• Hannibal NBC (tv): Hannibal Lecter x Will Graham, Brian Zeller x Jimmy Price

Some of my fandoms:

› Fallout 4

› House MD

› Star Wars (only trilogy movies)

› Sherlock Holmes universe (BBC/Movies with RDJ/Books)

› Supernatural

› Hannibal NBC (I'm starting to read books)

› Fandom of Peter Jacobson

› Lord of The Rings (Lotr)/The Hobbit

› Good Omens

› Marvel

› The X-Files

My Hobbies/Interests:

~ drawing - i'm more like traditional artist than digital, but i can draw in both ways

~ singing - I started singing in 2020 during covid as hobby, now i have 2 public performances on my account (mainly during school events)

~ writing - i'm not professional writer, i'm mainly writing fanfics. Although many of people i know say that I write in a very adult and brutal way, because I am interested in the atmosphere of murder and dark mystery.

~ reading books/comics - I mostly read crime/mystery novels (for example Sherlock books), but also comics (like Punisher comics)

~ playing guitar - I only recently started learning, but I want to play electric guitar in the future.

~ photography - I have been doing photography since March 2023, I am a nature photographer rather than a photographer doing photo sessions. I use Pentax K-R.

~ video/photo editing - I usually edit and post something related to Peter or my favorite characters on tiktok. I use Capcut (video edits) and PicsArt (photo edits)

~ building lego - my hobby since childhood, so relaxing

~ listening to music - I'm mostly listening to rock, metal, classical and pop music, but sometimes I also listen to other genres.

~ Gacha life - I am also a gacha editor since 2019, i'm mainly making content with my characters/ocs. Now i'm using Gacha life and Gacha life 2.

~ roleplaying - I'm mostly roleplaying on discord. I'm usually interested in House MD rp, but it also depends on what topic/ship.

~ video gaming - My fav games: Rayman Origins, Rayman Legends, Castle Crashers, Hades, Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy, Lego Games, Cuphead, Sims 4, Minecraft, Five Nights at Freddy's (1, 3, 4, Sister Location, UCN, FF Pizzeria Simulator), Fallout 4, Pony Town, Cookie Run Kingdom, Angry Birds Epic, Fallout Shelter, Hogwarts Mystery, Roblox

Kins/Fav characters:

» Chris Taub (House MD)

» Mycroft Holmes (Sherlock BBC)

» Elliot Springer (Hit and Runway 1999)

» Matt Murdock (Daredevil series)

» Crowley (Good Omens)

» Nick Valentine (Fallout 4)

» Han Solo (Star Wars)

» Indiana Jones (Indiana Jones movies)

» Bilbo Baggins (The Hobbit)

» Gandalf the Gray (The Hobbit/Lotr)

» Filius Flitwick (Harry Potter movies)

» Gimli (Lord of the Rings)

My accounts:

Tiktok:

- wilsonteav - video editing

- hxpefield - gacha content

Discord: wilsonteav

Twitter/X: wilsonteav

Ao3: wilsontea

Instagram: peterssaturn

Movies/Shows with Peter Jacobson I watched:

• Dr House (2004-2012)

• Paterno (2018)

• Hit & Runway (1999)

• Smile 2 (2024

• Ahsoka (2023)

• As good as It gets (1997)

• Civil Action (1998)

• Hour After Westerly (2019)

• Cars 2 (2011)

• Strip search (2004)

• Fly Me to The Moon (2024)

• The Lost Room (2006)

• The Goldfinch (2019)

• Girls on the Bus (2024)

• Fear The Walking Dead (2015-2023)

If you want to know something more about me, feel free to ask in Askbox !! :D

[bratshaws]

through the hourglass 293. brb x oc

a/n: WELL! hope yall like it <3 (comments and reblogs are super welcome and encouraged!)

pairing: plus size!oc x rooster

warnings: none uwu

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It’s much easier for Evelyn to come to Bea’s house than vice versa, after all, she only had one baby.

Bea had three.

Evelyn's knock echoed through Beatrice's house, and the door swung open to reveal a smiling Bea with a tired but warm expression. "Evelyn, you're a lifesaver. Come on in," Beatrice said, gesturing her friend inside.

Evelyn stepped into the familiar surroundings of Bea's home,baby JJ nestled securely in her arms, and her eyes moved around curiously. "I came as soon as you messaged me,is Shells here?" she remarked, glancing around at the toys scattered across the living room.

"Shells left but will be here in a bit," Beatrice replied, closing the door behind Evelyn. "She went to grab some groceries for dinner. Thanks for coming over, really. I needed some…adult conversation."

Evelyn chuckled, adjusting JJ in her arms. "I totally get it. Mom life, right?"

"Mom life indeed," Beatrice said with a wry smile. "How's JJ doing?"

Evelyn's face lit up as she looked down at her baby who was busy making bubbles with his mouth. "He's been good, sleeping a bit more lately, thank goodness. How are the twins adjusting?"

Beatrice sighed, leading Evelyn toward the living room. "It's been a whirlwind, to be honest. They're settling in, but the adjustment period is no joke. Sometimes I feel like I have five babies instead of three."

Evelyn nodded sympathetically. "I can't even imagine. And Nikki?”

As if on cue the one year old pops out from behind the couch and waves at Evelyn “Hii!” she giggles, about to roll out of the couch but being held by her mother who just kept her eyes on Evelyn instead.

Beatrice smiles, holding a giggling Nikki upside down before fixing her posture, “She’s loving this, honestly.” she points to the couch, “Please sit.”

Evelyn chuckled at Nikki's antics and took a seat on the couch, cradling JJ in her arms."I have to say, Bea, your place is never dull," Evelyn remarked, glancing around at the playful disarray.

Beatrice laughed, settling into the couch beside her friend. "Dull is not a word in this house's vocabulary, that's for sure. Even before the kids."

Nikki, having decided that the attention should be back on her,looked down at JJ who was asleep before pointing at him “...baby!”

Evelyn's eyes twinkled with amusement as she looked at Nikki's proclamation. "That's right, Nikki. Baby JJ. He's my little boy."

Nikki's eyes widened in fascination, and she leaned in closer to get a better look at the sleeping baby. "Baby sleep?"

Evelyn nodded with a smile. "Yes, sweetheart. Babies need lots of sleep to grow big and strong."

Nikki seemed satisfied with that explanation, her attention shifting to the toys scattered around the living room. "Toys!" she exclaimed, squirming in her mother's arms.

Beatrice chuckled. "Nikki, be careful now okay?" she just watches as Nikki's face lit up, and she wriggled free from her mother's grasp, eager to display her treasures. She grabbed a plush toy and proudly presented it to Evelyn. 

"Wow, that's a cute teddy bear, Nikki! And your toys look like so much fun."

As Nikki continued her impromptu show-and-tell, Beatrice couldn't help but feel a a bit calm thanks to her daughter’s chaotic cuteness. "So, how have you been holding up, Evelyn?" Beatrice asked, settling back into the couch. "Any exciting updates in your world?"

Evelyn sighs, shifting JJ to a more comfortable position. "Well, we're surviving the baby stage. You know how it is, constant feeding, diaper changes, and trying to catch some sleep whenever possible. But overall, it's a joy."

“Even with Jake away?”

Her friend’s smile turns soft and her cheeks flushed with exhaustion. "Some days can be worse than others, but he does call when he can.” she says “It’s not so bad, JJ is…a clingy baby.”

“At least he's a clingy baby. Means he knows who his favorite person is."

Evelyn chuckled, her eyes filled with warmth. "That's true. He's a mama's boy through and through. Can't complain about that." she looks down at Nikki ‘Who’s Nikki’s favorite then?”

“Oh,Rooster.” she laughs,shaking her head “And I do not mind at all.”

Evelyn grinned at Beatrice's response. "Must be missing her dad a lot."

Beatrice nodded, a mix of emotions crossing her face. "Yeah, she asks about him sometimes. I try to show her pictures and tell her stories, but it's not the same. I think she knows he's away for something important." she sighs “At least she no longer…cries like crazy like she did before.”

Evelyn reached out and gave Beatrice's hand a comforting squeeze. "It's tough on you, too, Bea. Juggling the twins, Nikki, and everything else. You're doing an amazing job."

"Thanks, Ev. Some days are easier than others, you know? But it’s not as bad." Beatrice smiled gratefully, “Could always be…much worse.”

Nikki, sensing the shift in the conversation, toddled over and tugged on Beatrice's shirt. "Up, up!"

Beatrice laughed, scooping Nikki into her arms, leaning down to kiss her forehead. "Alright, little explorer, you are up.” she giggles before turning her eyes to Evelyn, “You know,Miranda showed up.”

Evelyn's eyebrows shot up in surprise. "Miranda? What did she want?" 

Beatrice just sighed, her expression a mix of frustration and exhaustion. "Honestly, I have no idea. She just showed up unannounced with an invitation to some Halloween party–"

Evelyn's eyes widened. "Halloween? It's July!"

"That's what I said. And, you know, we already have plans for YOUR Halloween party, so I told her we can't make it. But Miranda..." Beatrice shook her head, "She also showed up a few hours ago to offer me support??"

Evelyn's eyes narrowed in confusion and her face went serious. Oh,Evelyn never changes. "Support? From Miranda?What kind of support did she offer?"

Beatrice sighed, still processing the strange encounter. "She was being unusually nice, asking if I needed anything, if the twins were adjusting well, saying she understood the military lifestyle and all that. It felt... off."

"Feels like she was fishing for information.”

“You think?”

Evelyn raised an eyebrow, a thoughtful expression on her face as she crosses her legs. "Well,considering you tore her a new one before and showed you do not care about her…it does feel like so doesn’t it?"

Beatrice nodded, chewing her lower lip while Nikki plays on her lap. "I suppose.”

Evelyn leaned back, tapping her fingers on the armrest of the couch. "Showing up uninvited and offering support is a whole new level of odd. Did she say why she was suddenly so interested in being helpful?"

"No specific reason. She mentioned something about understanding the challenges of military life and ...yeah, that was it. It felt forced, like she often acts."

Evelyn's eyes narrowed further, her intuition on high alert. "I don't trust her, Bea. Not after everything that's happened. Keep your guard up and don't share anything important with her."

"I don’t plan to. I told her we're fine and don't need any extra help," Beatrice replied, readjusting Nikki on her lap. "But it's just unsettling, you know? I feel like she's up to something, and I can't put my finger on it."

Evelyn sighed, her eyes narrowing as she thought about something, “...her husband is deployed with Rooster,isn’t he?”

“Yeah.” Evelyn hums in response,making Bea tilt her head, “What?”

“Nothing…just…” she moves her hand,trying to find the words while JJ tries to grab said finger “Odd. It’s very odd.” Evelyn finishes finally, chewing the inside of her cheek, “Shells didn’t go full Malinois on Miranda when she showed up?”

Beatrice chuckled at Evelyn's reference to Shells going "full Malinois." and while it’d be amusing she was glad she didn’t do it "Oh, she definitely gave Miranda a piece of her mind, just…quietly. Shells wasn't buying whatever Miranda was selling."

“So, what did Miranda do after Shells basically shut her down?"

Beatrice sighed, remembering the encounter vividly. "Miranda seemed taken aback, almost offended that Shells didn't fall for her act. Then…she left. It was all very... theatrical."

Evelyn's analytical gaze stayed on Beatrice as if trying to decipher the underlying motives behind Miranda's actions. "If she left so abruptly, it might mean she didn't get what she wanted or was hoping for. Keep an eye out, Bea. And if she shows up again, let me know. I might need to have a word with her."

Beatrice nodded, grateful for Evelyn's protective stance. "Thanks, Ev. It's just... I don't need the added stress right now, you know? An-and I don’t want to worry you too but–’ Evelyn’s eyebrow went up and Bea closed her mouth ‘....okay,I know you worry.”

Evelyn's expression softened, and she reached over to give Beatrice's hand another squeeze. "You've got a lot on your plate, and Miranda's drama is the last thing you need. I don’t mind showing up, alright?"

"Alright." Beatrice managed a small smile, appreciating the support from her friend. As they lapsed into a moment of comfortable silence, Nikki, having grown tired of her solo play, looked up to join the conversation.

"Mama, Ev?" Nikki looked between the two women, her innocent eyes wide with curiosity.

Beatrice chuckled, lifting Nikki onto her lap. "Yes, sweetheart?"

Nikki pointed to the TV, where a children's show had caught her attention. "Chimp!"

“Oh, she’s into it took,huh?” Evelyn asks, “JJ loves that show too.”

“Who knew a cartoon about a chimpanzee doctor would be so popular with kids?” Beatrice chuckles, turning the tv on, “It has really nice tunes.”

-

The gym's lights buzzed overhead, casting a sterile glow on the equipment and empty exercise mats. Rooster took a moment to catch his breath, the rhythmic sound of his inhales and exhales filling the otherwise quiet space. The late-night workout had become a ritual—a way to release the tension that had built up during the demanding days of the mission.

As he sipped from his water bottle, Rooster's mind replayed the recent events and challenges. The mission had taken unexpected turns, and the security concerns weighed heavily on him. The reassurance from Beatrice during their video call provided a comforting anchor, but the complexities of military operations lingered in his thoughts.

He moved to the stretching area, finding solace in the familiar routine of cooling down his muscles. The dimly lit room allowed his mind to wander as he held each stretch, contemplating the delicate balance between duty and personal connections.

The scent of disinfectant lingered in the air, a stark contrast to the earthy,lavender warmth of Beatrice's presence in the virtual realm. Rooster closed his eyes for a moment, focusing on the sensation of his body unwinding. The room had become his sanctuary—a place where physical exertion could momentarily silence the cacophony of thoughts.

The sound of footsteps echoed in the gym, interrupting Rooster's solitude. He turned to see Jake, entering the space. The two exchanged nods, acknowledging each other's presence. Jake proceeded to the weightlifting area, leaving Rooster to his contemplation.

“You lost sleep too?” Jake asks him from afar

“..yeah.” Rooster replies, still lying down, “Are you the only one up?”

"Yeah, couldn't shake off the restlessness," Jake replied, grabbing a set of weights. "Thought I might as well burn off some energy here. What about you?"

Rooster sat up, his back against the wall. "Same. The mission, the uncertainties, it's all a lot to process. And after that call with Bea, I found myself needing an outlet."

"Yeah, I get it. These late-night workouts have become a sort of therapy for us, haven't they?"

Rooster chuckled, a wry smile on his face. "Therapy, or a desperate attempt to maintain some semblance of sanity in this chaos. Take your pick."

The two men fell into a companionable silence, the only sounds in the gym being the muffled clinks of weights and the occasional creaking of the equipment. Each lift and stretch seemed to carry a bit of the burdens they both shouldered.

After a while, Jake broke the silence, his voice thoughtful. "You know, Rooster, you wanna know what I think?"

Rooster looked at Jake, his eyes reflecting a weariness with the other pilot. "Shoot," he said, inviting Jake to share his thoughts.

Jake set the weights down, sitting on a nearby bench as he gathered his words. "I think someone is hiding something from us." he mutters “And I know we talked about this before…but it does feel so fucking off,man.”

"...yeah, i feel the same." Rooster said, the back of his head hitting the wall as he spoke “I've been cross-referencing with other intel, and there are discrepancies—gaps that don't add up. And then the higher ups tell me to stop…feels very weird. I don’t think Cyclone knows.”

Jake nodded solemnly at the mention of his father in law. "If he did we would’ve known...do you think Pete is aware?"

“...I’m not sure.” his uncle wasn’t deployed here after all, “But he might.”

The weight of uncertainty hung in the air as Rooster and Jake exchanged glances, both men grappling with the realization that there might be more to the mission than met the eye. 

Rooster ran a hand through his hair, his thoughts racing. "If someone is hiding something, it could jeopardize the entire mission. But it’s all speculation for now."

Jake leaned forward, his elbows resting on his knees. "How do we investigate without tipping off whoever might be behind this? We need solid proof before we make any moves."

Rooster nodded, his gaze fixed on a distant point in the gym. "We need to play it smart, gather intel discreetly."

“How?”

“...Bob could help.”

As the two pilots contemplated their next steps, the gym's door creaked open,making the two of them jump as Phoenix walked in, her eyes reflecting a sudden concern.

"Hey, guys," Phoenix greeted, taking in the atmosphere. "Late-night thinkers' club?"

Rooster chuckled,. "More like late-night overthinkers' club. We're just…sharing info Nix."

Phoenix raised an eyebrow, her curiosity piqued. "What's going on?"

"Sit down, Phoenix," Jake gestured to the bench beside him, "We were just discussing some oddities in the mission intel. Things don't add up, and we're considering the possibility that someone is withholding information from us."

Phoenix's eyes narrowed, a serious expression replacing her usual nonchalant demeanor. "Withholding information? Why would they do that?"

"That's what we're trying to figure out," Rooster replied. "We suspect it might be related to the recent security scare, but it's all speculation at this point."

Phoenix leaned back, crossing her arms. "You think someone within is involved?"

"It's hard to say," Jake admitted. "We don't want to jump to conclusions, but the inconsistencies are too glaring to ignore. Rooster and I were just discussing how to discreetly gather more information without alerting anyone."

Phoenix's gaze shifted between Rooster and Jake, her analytical mind processing the situation. "Alright, spill the details. What have you found so far?"

“well…nothing much.” Rooster says, “But we’ll do the scouting tomorrow…we can find something there.” he frowns “...we have to.”

[avengersnewb]

RDJ is awesome and he is an integral part of MCU as Tony Stark but you know what’s more integral? Tony fucking Stark.

And MCU Tony is not just RDJ making. Please don’t forget IM1, a pre-Disney production, is the most important part of it.

So unpopular opinion maybe but I personally would take a new actor doing Tony Stark over RDJ coming back to do another character. Like…RDJ as anyone but Tony is nothing like having my sad boy Tony back. Just saying.

[meraki-yao]

I have a question since you're from surrounding regions, is taylor actually well known in china? Why do you think GQ went with him there are a lot more famous celebs, taylor doesn't even have a lot screen exposure

So for some reason, I'm taking this question super seriously.

Please note that 1, I can only speak from my observation and my position 2, I'm from Hong Kong, so there are certain things about mainland China that I might not be aware of

Regarding Taylor's notability in China:

Is he well-known? Well, and I say this with all the love I have for Taylor, not really. In fact, during his time in China, there have been several cases in the videos that I reposted that you can hear people ask in Mandarin "Who is he?" A few more recounts I read said that quite several people who ended up near the fan crowd asked "Who is that handsome foreigner?" and followed and took photos/videos of him not because they recognized him, but because they were intrigued. (but side note, even the people who didn't know who he was said that 1, he's really handsome 2, he's really friendly, so that's sweet)

The thing about Taylor's notability in China comes in two regards:

1, RWRB became one of the most popular western queer media to be distributed on streaming platforms in China (especially since most if not all of the local queer media is banned, yes I'm angry about it), so this part kind of goes without explanation

2, Taylor uses Chinese social media platforms, which is really rare for Hollywood actors. This gives him a platform to interact with Chinese fans, since because of firewall/censorship, it's a hassle (and technically illegal but shhhhh) for Chinese fans to check his Instagram/ Tiktok/ Twitter(not that he uses it)/ Threads

Regarding the reason GQ went with him:

1, it was a personal invitation from the Editor-in-chief of GQ China (so more or less the head PIC of the event). They met during the Ferrari show, the Editor, Rocco Liu invited Taylor, Taylor said he'll come if it works out with his schedule and the rest is history.

2, And this is my speculation (because I care about international relationships and thought about this a lot), but I think GQ wanted to try something new by inviting Taylor, a Hollywood actor (and thus promoting the overall image of China but that's getting too political for my taste on my own public platform), and since Taylor is (a) currently popular since RWRB is still relatively new and the Chinese fandom is still really active (b) evidently willing to try out the local ways of things as seen from him using and operating his own Little Red Book and Bilibili account.

I mentioned this before, but I think that since Taylor was so willing to try new things (which is a quality of his that I personally admire greatly), all the people/organizations/companies in China who got in contact with him saw the opportunity to experiment and see what a Hollywood actor could do in a Chinese setting/market and how much traction he can bring. That's my guess for why he was so busy and going from event to event non-stop, and evidently looking tired by the time he was going back to the States (especially for someone who appears to never be tired)

So yeah. I think they took Taylor's enthusiasm for trying new things and his currently persistent popularity in China and ran with it. Not that it's a bad thing though.

But I will say this, for the GQ event, all sorts of people were invited. The most famous ones with a considerable career already (think the equivalent of RDJ, Brad Pitt, Leonardo Dicaprio etc), the currently popular young stars (think the equivalent of K-pop stars or the "white boy of the month" trend) but there were a considerable amount of people that I completely never seen or heard, and neither did a lot of Chines audience. In fact, I don't know who the two ladies who were in the same boat with Taylor during the water carpet are. So there's also that.

[mischief-and-tea-by-the-sea]

About the Teigh

What should I say about myself past my tagline? "50 year old beach heathen. Lokean. Tea/coffee-drinker. Writer/photographer/hobby chef. Tarot/runes/dreams/psychometry. Genderfluid. Bisexual. Multi-fandom nerd. Why am I the only one who has that dream? They/Them," only gives so much, after all, and I mean, one of those things is a line from a movie probably a lot of you haven't seen because you're too young, and it doesn't have Taylor Swift in it.

If you've looked at my Tumblr, you know I'm a HUGE Marvel/MCU nerd. There are characters I hate (I have tags especially for you folks who love those characters so that you can filter out my rare venting about those characters posts), there are characters I like, there are characters I love, and then there are characters that I'd potentially open up a metaphorical vein for them. We all have those. We're nerds. We're on Tumblr, ffs.

I love tea. Yes I love coffee, too, but because of an rp character my name and personality has sort of become enmeshed with even just the notion of tea and all manner of tea paraphernalia. Teapots, tea cups, tea service, tea sets, tea, tea, tea, tea... *cue Monty Python singing the Spam song but it's tea*

I love photography. I'm a hobby photographer, and once I'm the hell out of Texas, I'll feel inspired to jump back into my photo game again.

I love cooking. What started out of spite because of my ex and a mutual friend telling me I'd starve to death without the ex to cook for me has turned into a creative outlet and passion. I know I cook more than my ex ever did, and with the exception of my picky, pissy SIL, most people love my cooking. So yay me.

I love animals, the beach (obviously - it's the place I most want to be), flowers, lots of different fandoms aside from Marvel (Hannibal, The Following, horror movies, Stephen King, period movies, literature, Shakespeare, Stranger Things, Peaky Blinders, Boardwalk Empire, ALL of the things that Mike Flanagan directs, BBC Sherlock, RDJ's Sherlock movies - the list is really kind of long, so I won't try to put everything down). I love pretty much all types of music (save Christian rock and quite a lot of pop singers, esp one particular one whose name I've had to filter out because so many of y'all love her).

I write fanfiction. I'm not a popular writer, but I'm damned good at what I do. For those who don't know, I'm Wolfsheart on AO3. I'm a huge sucker for kudos and comments. LOVE the comments, especially the positive ones. Hateful ones, not so much. I delete, block, and report people who send hateful shit. If you leave hateful shit without signing in, I'll report you as spam since AO3 hasn't provided a way to block and report 'guests'.

I've got side blogs on Tumblr that are mine alone and a few Tumblrs that I co-mod with one of my sibs from another crib, @scottxlogan. In case you're interested:

Mine:

Love is in the Earth (A blog about geology/stones/crystals covering both geological and metaphysical properties of them)

Mimir's Well (Tarot/Divination blog)

Lokiscarlip (Good Omens RP)

Mine and Scottxlogan's:

Marvelrarepairs (Marvel Rare Pairs, self-explanatory)

Starksummers (Also self-explanatory? Scott Summers/Tony Stark, or as we call them, Mechanical Boy Band)

Marvelrarepairs Bingo (Same as above but with Bingo cards!)

Scott Summers Bingo (A bingo for pro-Scott Summers folks)

Scogan Bingo (Scott Summers/Logan)

Oh yeah, here's a big thing. Super big heathen here. Nordic gods are my deity-drugs of choice. Loki's the top of the hierarchy. I read tarot, runes, psychometry. I'm your basic beach witch currently stuck in relatively Central Texas, trying to get this making money for me before my sister and I can escape Tex-ass and even after.

Look, I tag every post. I tag with what's in the post, if I put my negative opinions into the post (even the tags), I will always tag with "This is not a ***** friendly blog." Ex. "This is not a Jean Grey friendly blog," and "This is not a Peggy Carter friendly blog." If there's something I post that isn't tagged in a way that you'd like to filter it out, send me an Ask and I will put that tag into my routine so that you can filter it out. Tags are a courtesy, and I'm all about being courteous - kind of wish more folks on here were that courteous because there's some stuff I filter out and y'all don't tag so I'm stuck seeing it and have to block those posts.

Oh but here's the catch. I have Anon Asks shut off. I used to get a lot of hate asks and even death threats in anon because someone didn't like that I don't like a character they loved. That was pre-tagging days on here. So I shut off Anon Asks. Sorry, not sorry. You can send me asks, you'll be safe, and I won't like...eat your face or anything.

I only eat the rude.