#and then die

[automaticmercy]

I have tht can’t-stop-drawing-Megatronitis disease again

[stiltonbasket]

I see your post answering about 'til the end of the moon au. I read that .... And I want to see more of it!!! Aaaaaaaa. It could be a cute story or an angst story. I dont know if it fortunate that i never see the drama so it wont fill my head with the possible plot or unfortunate because i cant imagine it to quench my curiosity

I haven't seen TTEOTM either; all I know is that the heroine (Ye Xiwu) travels back in time to defeat a demon king(?) and eventually falls in love with him.

I just thought it would be interesting to see an A-Yuan who a) lost several sets of guardians by the age of 16, including Lan Wangji, b) actually believes that Wei Wuxian was responsible for this, and c) stumbles into a "kill the resurrected YLLZ" plot that was supposed to kill him, as the only remaining witness who could conceivably know something about how Lan Wangji was murdered.

A-Yuan would like to escape and get word to the Cloud Recesses ASAP, but this strangely comforting and familiar Xian-gege is going to plant him in the soil today and take him shopping for vegetables tomorrow, so perhaps he'll wait for another day...

[intheorangebedroom]

My love @dreamymyrrh just VIOLENTLY attacked me with this as I was already on survival mode, smothered under a heap of work.

Orange besties. ORANGE BESTIES OMFGGGG!!!

See this 👆🏻?

Well this is exaclty what I had in mind for PTMY Frankie when I wrote, in the epilogue, "He washed his hair with your shampoo to carry the scent of you; he kept it long because you asked him to."

That's him after a couple of months living with Gabrielle, with luscious albeit unmanageable curls, cap not even fitting right on his head anymore, calling from the door while you're still in the bathroom and he's about to leave "Alright, I'm getting a haircut TODAY, that's it, I'm done, you can't change my mind!!" and trying to storm out of the house before you dash into the living-room with a towel wrapped around you, and those goddamn wide puppy-eyes he can't resist, pleading "Oh no! no no no no no, Frankie baby pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaase just a little more, pleeeeaaaaaaase" because he knows he's already lost this battle.

Now if y'all don't mind, I'm gonna cry in a corner of my office, thank you.

[wxndswept]

Ok I definitely woke up on the wrong side of the bed or something, I gotta turn it around

[anonbinaryweirdo]

nvm i just got another notification and it WASN'T from yui I'm not drawing shit

[astral-from-afar]

Tobari is true. Why bring child ninjas into this, especially in a life or death situation

[maroontragedy]

this is so sweet, thank you for tagging me, and right back at ya ♡ asjdjajskfl I'm fond of all of you! ♡♡♡

rb to tell ur mutuals ur fond of them

[hawkeabelas]

you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe

[frownyalfred]

the fact that I’ve actually had this happen multiple times when I’ve entered a new fandom is hilarious like what do you MEAN

[vamptits]

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

[ladyxgaga]

Lady Gaga winning Best Pop Duo/Group Performance for “Die With A Smile” at the 67th GRAMMY Awards

[shadovvheart]

i will... draw for fun... the things that..... bring me joy ...

[curiosity-killed]

There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall

[teaboot]

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

[loycos]

"You're the only one I have left..."