#and then become the unstoppable chaos gay duo

[jesuisserieux]

Ok I don’t know if it’ll ever come up in my fic, but for Home (and it’s connotations) I have a head canon about how Courf and E met, and it’s important that I share it.

So Enjolras enters college an angry and repressed gay kid from his shitty household, and he is determined to be out and proud! Goddamn it he will fight every homophobe on the east coast if he has to! He went to a small conservative private high school along with kids from households just like his, and he comes into college expecting the same and ready to fucking fight!

So Enjolras and Courfeyrac are incidentally in the same freshman req essay class. Enjolras is 100% focused on studying and radiating rage, but Courf takes one look at this VERY hot dude with a pride pin on his back pack and is like 👀

So after class he catches up with him and is like “hey I saw your pin! Are you gay?” And Enjolras turns around, fire in his eyes, and goes off like “so what if I am? Do you have a problem with gay people? It’s not your business what anyone does-” and just goes on full of his righteous repressed gay anger until Courf has to cut him off and be like

“Whoa whoa whoa dude! I’m not homophobic! I was hitting on you! I’m bi! You’re really hot!”

And Enjolras is flabbergasted.

He has no idea how to react, his brain straight up bluescreens. Fighting? He was ready for that. He was born ready. But flirting? In no way did he prepare for that.

His face turns bright red and he gets out some sort of strangled sound that’s maybe supposed to be “oh ok,” and fucking books it.

Courf is left standing there like, “what the fuck...?” So he take a second to process whatever that was, and comes up with a new plan. This boy is clearly not ready for whatever romance with Courfeyrac entails. He is going to be a mentor instead. He is going to take this weird angry baby gay under his wing.

Next class he corners Enjolras before class- so he can’t run away- and he’s like, “hello, I’m Courfeyrac, I’m not hitting on you, we’re going to be best friends. Do you want to go to a party this weekend? It’s hosted by the Queer Student Alliance and I don’t want to go alone.” 

Enjolras is so awkward he says yes, to make this interaction end, and thinks that’ll be the end of this mortifying ordeal. It’s not. Courfeyrac obtains his number and immediately blows up his phone. The party that weekend is only the first of countless Coufeyrac-and-Enjolras shenanigans.

[benevolent-deity]

Dan and Phil The Sims Headcannons

- Dil slowly becomes an evil scientist villain who doesn’t do anything too bad, but he’s still being kind of evil

- Tabitha just watches her husband run around causing chaos with a fond smile and a dragon toy in hand

- Dab starts giving Dil idea’s for inventions, being the creative genius he is, and Dil couldn’t be more proud

- Evan becomes Dil’s apprentice

- With Dab’s creativity and Evan’s tinkering skills, the two have the potential to be an unstoppable duo

- But Evan’s too shy and quiet and Dab is more of a free spirit

- Dab has his bi/pan/gay/whatever awakening first, but Evan falls for Dab first

- the Pancakes are really worried about how their son spends a lot of time with the crazy scientist and the weird kid from across the street but he doesn’t seem injured or unhappy so they just roll with it

- Dab is just sitting in class, staring at his best friend, and has the sudden realisation that, wow, he’s pretty gay for him

- Then proceeds to tell Evan right away and they become a thing

- When they finally tell Dab’s parents that they’re dating, Tabitha screams ‘I KNEW IT’ while slapping Dil’s arm repeatedly