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orcelito · 2 years ago

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sometimes i think about 5th grade when one of the boys in my class kept stealing my pencil pouch and i had my pencil up in a threat like Dont You Try That Again & then he went and tried to steal my pencil pouch again & so i stabbed him, as promised. the pencil lead broke off in his arm lmfao. SOMEHOW i managed to not get in trouble for this.

#speculation nation #and then 3 years later i went on to date his brother lmfaoooooooooooooo #in elementary school i was a little nightmare. there was this boy in my sister's class (4 years older than me) who i loved to terrorize #id chase after him and kick him in the shins. somehow i never got in trouble for this.#i was also the type of child who would 'play bull' and just fucking run head-first into the storage doors under the gym stage #... i really took the double bull (taurus born in the year of the ox) to heart lmfao #i think that probably says something about me. probably nothing good.

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