#and the whole time i was like š iām too gay for this can i leave pls
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ok i just need to write down these whack 1d dreams iāve had the last couple days
#so two nights ago it was that zayn had a reality dating show and i was ON IT#and the whole time i was like š iām too gay for this can i leave pls#it was in this place that was both super tropical but also a desert#and zayn INSISTED we keep going on these long ass walks thru the sand i was just like bro can we go back#and he got mad at me when i said i needed to go take a walk to decompress after this story about his ex that he told me#it was so vivid and surreal#but then the dream i just woke up from i was part of 1d in like 2013 era???#and it was sooo busy so many interviews and a couple fan meeting things#and i was like damn this is exhausting#but also got to see these beaauuutiful places#like one of our hotels was suspended directly over this crystal blue water that had orca swimming thru it and we swam w the orca#and both harry and louis separately plotted w me to pull pranks on each other#harry was also like?? psychic?? like he could send images into everyoneās heads but he only did it w nice things lol#and then randomly at the end he came to work w my at this body jewelry company i used to work for#but like he was still him and on our application form to work there we had to disclose our income for some reason#and on his he was like iām not telling u this š donāt push it#like w the emoji too fhdhskeldk#but iām out here like why am i dreaming of these guys even more when iām taking a break from them#like i still listen to their music ofc but i donāt have the energy to participate in the fandom rn#itās like they know and theyāre like#u thought u could forget about us!!!!! syke bitch weāre haunting ur dreams now <3#but whatever iāll take this over the other vivid dreams iāve been having lately#anyway#rowyn rambles
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istg the drama/plot i scripted into my fucking GoT DR i recently revived ššš idk why i always be scripting the most soul-shattering heartbreaks before the happy era arrives this is the emotionally worst romance plot Iāve ever scripted w an S/O (at least in P&R DR April & Andy only remain married for a week or 2 before he realizes heās aro & they break up & she realizes she liked me better all along š what I fuckign scripted here is justā¦ idk if Iāll forgive myself once I shift there, cuz Iāll forget what I scripted soā¦)
Me fully realizing I'm gonna have to actually go through a more than half a year long "will they won't they, mutual pinning" love story before I can date the loml :
#so i join the watch w jonć befriend himć get a huge crush on him#find out itās requited & we date in secret#then some guys accuse him of gay & he outs me to protect himself#i let him & i donāt deny the accusation & i leavećrun away to a nearby village#& travel around & live my life for the nextā¦ several yrs. Iām thinking maybe 4 shld be enough.#we were young & totally in love but he was too afraidćcanāt blame him#but he feels so guilty & terrible the whole time in-between#though i never hated him bc i understood why he did it#i prolly wldāve sacrificed myself to protect him anyway so iām never mad at himćjust miss him#after yrs once iāve stopped thinking abt him much & his face has grown blurry in my mind#we happen to meet again & can be together again (still in secret)#iām thinking this is a bit before he becomes lord commander & i can be like his little VP or whtv#& i finally get to be w my original true love again & be happy 4 once but whyād i script in all this literal torture 4 myself#iām like i need drama š & what is GoT w/o pain come on#Iād feel like such a cheater if I shifted there & didnāt script smth like that š itās j not right to meā¦
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please date my sister in law | max verstappen
pairing: max verstappen x reader
summary: the one where charles wonāt rest until he gets his fiancĆ©eās sister a boyfriend.
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charles_leclerc: are you a hot and single guy OR woman in monaco looking for the perfect lady? well boy do i have good news for you! here we have yn ln, my sister-in law, sheās VERY single, likes long walks on the beach, napping, eating, and knitting. if you are interested please comment below! SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY.
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yourusername: what the fuck is this charles
charles_leclerc: this is me getting you a boyfriend?
yourusername: NO CHARLES THIS IS JUST NO. @/yoursistersuser TAKE HIS PHONE?
yoursistersuser: I HAVE BUT HE JUST KEEPS BUYING MORE
charles_leclerc: i cannot be stopped
user1: iām interested?
charles_leclerc: no you are too ugly
yourusername: cha please stop
charles_leclerc: i will stop once i get you a nice PRETTY boyfriend
yoursistersuser: love, please delete this
charles_leclerc: i would do anything for youā¦ except deleted this. yn needs a bf, sheās been to lonely lately
yoursistersuser: but this doesnāt help her get a boyfriend charles
charles_leclerc: but it will!! have faith
user2: heās trying to sell her like sheās a dog?? š
user3: ālikes long walks on the beach, napping, eatingā IS SHE A DOG CHARLES??
user4: this is borderline weird and thoughtful at the same time
user5: charles get engaged and goes crazy
user6: iām interested!
charles_leclerc: no you are far too short
yourusername: whatās the point of this if youāre just going to reject everyone
charles_leclerc: i need to pick someone suitable, i donāt need someone ugly or short ruining my wedding pictures
yourusername; then how about you delete this and donāt have to worry about āsomeone ugly or short ruining my wedding picturesā
charles_leclerc; but i donāt want you alone and sad in the pictures either!
user7: yn doesnāt have a bf?? sheās gorgeous
user8: charles you work with 19 perfectly rich, fine, and tall?? (not really, depends) men, set her up with them
user9: girl half of those men are taken
user8: okay so like 8 rich, fine, and tall (??) men, those are still lots of chances
oscarpiastri: what is going on?
charles_leclerc: are you interested oscar? because youād be my top pick.
oscarpiastri: iām too busy with racing for relationships right now, sorry!
yourusername: i just got rejected in front of the whole world through my brother-in law. CHARLES PLEASE STOP THIS
user9: hey so this is crazy!
user10: itās cute that he cares enough about this too make a whole post
yourusername: charles please stop iām getting so many dick pics
user12: gross
user13: oh thatās notā¦
user14: #freeyn
user15: why is he trying to sell her like a dog
user16: if this actual works, i fear we will never hear the end of it from charles
charles_leclerc: all those who are sending dick pics to my sister-in law WILL be reported for harassment. you are lucky my fiancƩ is holding me back from posting your small dicks all over social media.
user17: POST THE SMALL DICKS CHARLES, DO IT
user18: STOP HOLDING HIM BACK!! LET HIM BE FREE
user19: when heās protective over his soon to be family >>
user20: three days into summer break and charles has gone crazy
yourusername: i gave you permission to propose to my sister and this is how you repay me?
yoursistersuser: weāre stuck with him for this rest of our lives š
yourusername: please, donāt remind me.
user21: āguy or womanā is yn gay?
charles_leclerc: yes! she is half homosexual :)
yourusername: jesus charles
charles_leclerc: what? itās true!
danielricciardo: can you do one of these post for me?
charles_leclerc: you are rich, tall and buff. no.
charles_leclerc; @/maxverstappen1, @/georgerussell63, @/oscarpiastri, @/carlossainz55, @/alex_albon, @/danielricciardo, @/landonorris whoās interested? š
alex_albon; nope
danielricciardo: this weird mate
oscarpiastri; iāve already said no
landonorris: no thank you
carlossainz55: no thank you
georgerussell63: shakes head
yourusername; kill me now
charles_leclerc: okay. whatever. i donāt care.
carlossainz55: he cares
charles_leclerc: on a completely totally unrelated note @/maxverstappen1, join me for coffee tomorrow morning?
maxverstappen1: sure š
ā cafe near charles house, 9am, on the dot.
ā max verstappen has posted a new story!
[caption: nice cafe š]
story responses:
charles_leclerc: hehehehe š
user22: SO YOU AND YN WERE HANGING OUT??
user23: that twitter user wasnāt lying??!?!??
user24: charles set you and yn up huh š¼
danielricciardo: who goes to a cafe and gets tea?
maxverstappen1: yn does. and then i felt awkward ordering something else.
danielricciardo: itās been years and she still makes you nervous?? š¤£
maxverstappen1: shut it
landonorris: iām surprised you didnāt run away in fear when you say her instead of charles
maxverstappen1: so does everyone just know about charles plan or what?
landonorris: pretty much yeah!
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yourusername: july and august photo dump š
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charles_leclerc: my wedding is in a week, why are you posting on instagram and not freaking out?
yourusername: i can multitask
charles_leclerc: maybe you having a bf was a bad idea, you are too distracted š
yourusername; lalalala canāt hear you
user23: boyfriend you say? š
user24: 2 months and shes been seen "hanging out" with max more then 10 times, AND she justs posted jimmy or sassy (i cant tell the difference) what are you tryna say yn?
user25: man i canāt believe charles actually got yn a boyfriend
user26: and itās MAX. like his max.
user27: how do yall even know theyre dating?
user25: context clues babes
user28: this is the closest weāll get to yn and max making it āofficialā
user29: i feel like if they go to the wedding together, thatāll be them making it āofficialā
user30: oh definitely
maxverstappen1: puzzles are hard
yourusername: theyāre easy when you focus on
maxverstappen1: how can i focus when i when i have a gorgeous woman should as yourself near me?
landonorris: that was smooth man š
maxverstappen1: thank you, iāve been practicing
user31: and people are still saying they arenāt together??
user32: people want them to post a story wirh the caption āthis is us making it officialā š like babes this is the best weāre going to get
user33: i canāt believe the wedding of the century is in ONE WEEK??
user34: it feels like just yesterday when charles accidentally told the whole world he was engaged
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yourusername: today, my sister married an idiot
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user35: that wedding was so fucking gorgeous
user36: charles and yn planned the whole thing?? fuck f1 we need them as party planners
yourusername: planning this wedding was the most stressful thing in my fucking life. i never want to plan anything ever again
user37: well the wedding was beautiful so, worth it?
user38: i was expecting a much more emotional caption
user39: she got all her emotions out during her speech š
user40: OMG HER SPEECH WAS THE CUTEST THING. ācharles you have changed mine and my sisters life for the better. you have introduced me to someone who makes me feel like iām on cloud 9.ā THE CAMERA PANS TO MAX??? āi know we joke and what not, butā¦ i donāt know, justā¦thank you for making me feel like family.ā TEARS ARE STREAMING DOWN MY FACE āi love you both so much,ā I CRIED, CHARLES CRIED, EVERYONE CRIED
user41: we will never get that amount of emotion from yn ever again
user42: i will enjoy it while it last
yoursistersuser: i did indeed marry an idiot.
yourusername: itās okay tho! we still like him
charles_leclerc: awwwww š„°š„°
user43: charles just ignoring the idiot part
user44: itās been a good day. yn and max made itt official, charles got married, and the wedding was gorgeous
user45: f1 twt has never been so peaceful
user46; RIGHT??? everyoneās just celebrating the marriage
maxverstappen1: will we have a big wedding?
yourusername: absolutely not. unless charles plans it by himself, weāre getting married in a courthouse
charles_leclerc: are you serious? youāll let me plan your wedding?
yourusername: you proved yourself with this wedding so yes
charles_leclerc: AHHHHHH OMG OMG OMG I HAVE TO GET STARTED
user47: first it started with him trying to get her a bf, now heās planning her wedding
user48: i feel like a proud mom watching her kids grow up š¢
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notes; pls pls pls send me blurb or smau request!! i have 2 weeks left of vacation and i must make the most of it
#max verstappen x reader#max verstappen imagine#max verstappen x y/n#max verstappen blurb#max verstappen fanfic#max verstappen fluff#max verstappen x you#max verstappen smau#max verstappen fic#max verstappen social media au#f1 x female reader#f1 x y/n#f1 x reader#f1 fanfic#f1 imagine#f1 fic#f1 x you#f1 social media au#f1 smau
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Cod Ghost with a bf who is a pornstar?
(Gay porn to be exact)
This just crossed my mind and I was like āhell yeahā
It will be something else if tumblr doesn't flag this one. I'll do it even though there's a 99% chance of that happening lol. It feels like i'm sinning writing this š.
Warnings! A lot of NSFW
SIMON "GHOST" RILEY X PORNSTAR MALE READER
-When you told him about your job during yall's first date he was beyond shocked and a little jealous.
-He makes comments about the job since then, but doesn't fully judge you because of it.
-The fact that you're famous for it scares him a little.
-But once you two get more serious and dating long he'll begin to warm up to it. BUT he made rules for you to follow. Like make sure the man is clean from any disease, nothing too romantic/intimate or personal, AND especially the guy can not hurt you in any shape or form or wear protection or at least pull out.
-Feels awkward if hes at the set.
-If hes there while you're working he'll keep a protective distance. Not too close for you and the other workers to be distracted, but close enough to step in if anything happens.
-If anyone in the military making fun of one of your videos he would literally lash out. He'll beat the living shit out of anyone who says anything bad about you.
-Sending him your solo sex videos while he's out serving.
-He watches your videos while he touches himself every time he misses you/ horny.
-He's a little embarrassed to feature in your videos, but he'll do it ONLY if he's faceless. So really under the neck he's comfortable showing. What he didn't expect that the video would go viral on the platform.
-Your fans going crazy about the two of you. They love the energy and connection you two had.
-You convincing him to make more videos with him.
-During the live streams you sat on his lap as you answered questions etc. One of the questions asked "Are you and faceless dude dating?" You gave Simon a quick look before answering. "Uhm yeah! He's my boyfriend everyone!"
-The whole platform broke at the news.
-Him feeling insecure once in a while and thinks that you'll leave him for someone better or than your getting bored of him. And especially while hes in the military.
-So to try and ease him by only making a few videos with different actors or by yourself for your audience while he's out fighting. Buut when he's back you make however videos you want.
-Would never ask you to quit. He'll feel selfish asking it even though he'll probably won't quit his own job if you ask.
-Showing him your old videos before you got famous.
-He isn't ashamed of you.
-He won't hesitate to fight a creepy fan/ actor.
-You started his porn addiction. BUT he only watches your videos donāt worry.
-Making him cum early/fast just from a few teasing/moves.
-Doing things with him heāll can never imagine doing with a different partner.
-He tries to mind his business with your work life and everything, but once in a while he likes to read the script about a video.
-if you have a specific company he doesnāt like it. I mean he likes how your getting famous and a lot of money, but he doesnāt like the way the company control you.
-You satisfying every thing he likes and what he didnāt even knew he liked until you.
Iām summary hes a keeper. 9.25/10 to have.
#ghost simon riley#mw2 ghost x male rwader#ghost x male reader#simon riley x male reader#Simon Riley x reader#mw2 x male reader#cod x male reader#x male reader#male reader#the bear club
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Spoiler heavy fnaf ruin dlc rant up ahead
I am so fucking proud of steal wool they really took every criticism from the original game and fixed it and even added more
Like Cassie actually acts like a human being?? And like her knowledge of the original characters and cute little comments on every item are so endearing there is so much detail going into this.
The fact that they expanded on one of the fan faves Roxanne and giving her a great arc Iām in love Iām so happy
They honestly gave more depth to all the animatronics too like we finally see Bonnieās design and get and get a taste as to what happened, also that poster Freddy gifted him Iām crying they are so cute and gay I love them
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Also the whole dark ride section with Monty is so fascinating like is that narrative kind of true or is it just fabricated by fazbear inc to cover up the decommissioning of Bonnie
Why replace Bonnie with Monty?? Why not make a new Bonnie model?? With the prototype label on Freddy it may be confirmed that they make multiple models (well we already kinda knew that with Freddies comments but oh well)
Also Freddy?? Like is that our Freddy or a different one?? They very clearly highlighted the prototype label so they want to emphasize it, but then the head is still missing like in the princess quest ending so what is the truth??
Feel bad for chica fans tho she really was sidelined hard
Aaaaa and my baby boys!!! Thereās 3 now aaahaga
I was really not expecting eclipse to be the way they were, veryā¦ normal? Is that the right word?? Like obviously a little delusional on when the daycare is gonna open again, but in the right mindset of like this child needs to leave this place is not safe. It is interesting to me that both he and Roxy thought that it was Cassieās birthday, maybe that was the last day before she left the plex? Or maybe that was the day the plex caught fire? Or maybe most depressingly we are playing on Cassieās birthday so the animatronics have it in their systems what her birthday is and wish her a happy one (if they are in the right state of mind lol)
Some peeps are upset moon is a little too villainous
I think you can still say it was mainly the virus but I would argue even if itās not the virus I feel like moon is kinda justified here. Like sun has been shutting him away for a long time before this (if the books are to be believed but also in general) so when he finally gets a chance to roam free of course heās gonna take it. And idk about u but if my alternate personality was constantly trying to shut me out and I finally got control, I probably too would try and keep my control for as long as possible. Also from what I have seen so far, not even moon is all that aggressive? Like he grabs you at the beginning, but I think thatās just his very ineffective way to get kids to sleep and other than that he just kinda stays away
Poor sunny baby is stuck in the ar world š„ŗš„ŗ I didnāt notice at first but yeah everytime you talk to him itās only in the ar world. And the end part where you switch them out for eclipse if you do that in the ar world, he says not for me itās for moon.
I will say though I noticed the voice acting for them changed a little this game, like both have a higher pitch and are more goofy sounding? Like more gremlin energy than evil villainy. I wonder if that was on purpose? Both of them sounded more like the other so maybe that was the reason? Interest interest
Also their mouth moves?? Sort of?? Thatās so silly to me they have a whole working mouth system and their face mask doesnāt work with at all š
Does give me lore intrigue tho cause like why do their mouths move but not anymore?? Did something happen?? Are they just not maintained enough?? They also move outward instead of up and down (at least from what I saw) so is the mechanism different?
Also the way that sun and moon talk about eachother is so interesting. Like moon says the light hurts āusā and sun says āno the other meā like they seem to almost consider eachother more connected than we first thought, like theyāre not just coworkers or strangers they are almost like two sides of the same person. Itās very interesting and I wonder where people will take this.
Overall great job Iām so excited to comb through the game and find every little secret (especially regarding the dca) aaaa
Ok ok update moon does have a jump scare but itās ridiculously hard to get and Iād still argue heās not as vicious as he was base game. I mention in another post but eclipse being as kind as he is and being (presumably) a combination of both AIs, gives even more evidence moon is supposed to be kind and caring like his posters suggest but something went wrong. Also Cassieās comments on their plushes show that there were kids who truly liked the daycare.
#fnaf ruin dlc spoilers#ruin dlc#ruin dlc spoilers#spoilers#fnaf spoilers#ruin spoilers#fnaf dlc spoilers#fnaf ruin#fnaf dlc#sundrop#moondrop#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf#also please please pleas if someone wants to discuss#or just have me rant to them one sidedly#please Iām bursting at the seems aaaa#thoughts
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i would adore ur ted ideas he is so interesting 2 me!!!!!!
ask and you shall receive!!!!
ted. teddigan. theodoreigan my boy. i have so many mixed feelings about uš
this drawing was a pain in the ASS to make for some reason?? my first go at him was way too close to canon for my liking so i threw myself out there n got to a place i liked thankfully, plus halfway through i forgot how to draw hands and almost cried (joking) cause i thought i had them down at this point!!!!ā but trust me, even if you have 9 years of art experience (like me unfortunately. someone take me out iāve had a good life) ur gonna forget the basics sometimes. warm yourself up and try again cause i did and i eventually remembered ššš
doing these character studies and drawings have seriously improved my way and process of drawing faces which is so nice š„² i think i just need to start looking at the bigger picture again so i donāt forget how to draw everything else. like hands. or full bodies. foreshadowing ;)
i wanted my ted to look just a wee bit unsettling because my general consensus of him is that he is totally fucked in the head, lmfao. born a nepotism baby who ended up scamming people more for fun than for actual cash, horribly sexist but dependent on women to validate him, paranoid as all get out, selfish and self centered as all get out, just his canon personalityās all in one and turned up a notch. š„²
i donāt think heās totally beyond redemption, especially because heās been cooped up with ellen, who is a highly decorated in the engineering field black woman, benny whoās gay and gorr āFREEDOM FIGHTINā LIBERALšŗšøš¦
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š„š„ā ister for 109 years. in that time heās definitely slipped up and theyāve definitely corrected him (along with nimdok too LOL). i think with some intensive therapy, a shower and a trip to the tolerance museum (south park reference) heāll be a little better.
iām a mild ted/AM shipper (as seen in the bottom right hand corner) but more in the āooohehheh theyāre flirting!!ā¦ oh no. oh this is not going to end well. this is definitely a toxic relationshipā way and less the āawh cute maybe they can have mutual redemption arcs!!!ā way because i love seeing gay men suffer romantically (donāt cancel me i am a bisexual man suffering romantically i swearš)
iām not too partial to any other ships honestly, ted/ellen makes me nauseous (just cause of the way ted talks about/treats her in the franchise, no hate to my tellen shippers i promise) and i can only see gorrister with his wife š„² with benny and nimdok i have no clue if either of them rlly have romantic interests but im not a fan of them with anybody so ermā¦ i do love the whole groups found family vibes though :āāā] theyāre all cute together and the mutual suffering but all the while growth is comforting to me
i think thatās about all my thoughts!!! another thank you for the support on this blog recently i love yall sm. iāll eventually post on my transformers blog but i am STILL SCARED because robots are hard to draw. stay tuned for it though. š
thank you for reading if you did!!! let me know which of the guys yall want me to do next; benny, AM and nimdok are left on the chopping block. ā¤ļø
#ted ihnmaims#ihnmaims#IHNMAIMS fanart#technically these guys are in here so iāll tag them too#gorrister ihnmaims#nimdok ihnmaims#benny ihnmaims#ellen ihnmaims#am ihnmaims#digital art
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AM ERA PT. II (smau)
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arabella series!
pairing: alex turner x fem! actress! reader
summary: the fans canāt get enough of their relationship and share their thoughts and feelings on the arabella mv, including a ānewā discovery on y/nās side from the comments.
timeline: 2014
note: layout / format by the beautiful @ithinkimokeei <3
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Do you have an essential Dick Grayson comics reading list?? Especially sladick related šš I feel like Iām always hearing about fun interactions between them, but no one ever lists from what comics šš„ŗ
Of course!
You can find lots of good stuff in Devin Grayson's Nightwing 1996. I suggest taking a look at #80 to #83, Dick and Slade have iconic interactions in those issues. Like this one!
(from #82 specifically)
There's also the whole "renegade arc" which spans from #110 to #115, and it has stuff like the Message Received in Dick's bathroom, and "Nightstroke". I feel we don't talk enough about Nightstroke lol.
I really recommend Nightwing 1996 in general anyway. Not all of it is good (we could really do without the racism), but it does have some of the most Iconic Dick Grayson Moments, and it's really fun and engaging. The whole Tarantula thing happens in that one btw.
For some of the more Old School flavor of both characters, I suggest reading some New Teen Titans issues from the 80s, especially The Judas Contract (yep the one with Tara), since it has Slade's first apparition and some really badass moments.
I personally am a big fan of that brief but memorable time where Dick was Batman and Damian Robin - I feel Dick's storyline really peaked with that arc and we never got even close to that ever again (it would be Batman & Robin by Grant Morrison, and I also HIGHLY RECOMMEND Black Mirror by Scott Snyder). Slade and Dick have a couple of memorable interactions during that run but nothing too significant.
For something with a more modern flavor, unfortunately there isn't much except Dark Crisis. You know, from where the whole "You were always the trophy, Grayson. Why would I waste my time with anyone else?" gayass speech comes from.
(this one, from Dark Crisis #2 specifically)
And then there's also that whole part with Dick and Slade fighting as their selves from pre-N52 and all that. I mean I'm not a fan of Dark Crisis, but at least Joshua made it gay and I love him for it.
I wouldn't be able to tell you with absolute certainty what are the "essential" Dick Grayson comics to read though, because unlike characters such as Barry or Clark, Dick has changed SO MUCH post reboot, especially when it comes to Tom Taylor's run. And as much as I tend to shit on Taylor's run and many more modern comics, I can't in good conscience call out of character the past 15 years of Nightwing/Dick Grayson. I recognize that Dick is sadly not the same character he used to be preboot, so most of what you read from before the N52 is essentially obsolete when it comes to Dick's personality (also his competence and the respect the superheroes community had for him tend to be spotty at best).
But yeah my point is that my "Dick Grayson essentials" are oldies, but they're still some of my favorite stories and I would highly recommend reading those over the modern slop that has been the Nightwing comics for a while now.
So to make a quick recap, for any Dick Grayson fan I would suggest reading Devin Grayson's 1996 run, The New Teen Titans by Wolfman and Perez, and Batman & Robin by Grant Morrison. Black Mirror by Scott Snyder is my all time favorite Dick Grayson comic.
#there are a few scattered good Dick Grayson comics when it comes to post reboot#but overall they're pretty forgettable or downright bad#but anyway I hope you found this helpful in some capacity#people should source the panels they use for their tumblr posts more often!#but yeah don't take this as a list of essentials - more like a list of the stuff I like lol#my asks#comic recs#dick grayson#slade wilson#sladick
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Jercy au where after Jason dies, Percy literally marches down to the underworld to retrieve him. Like, Percy, who is so mentally drained from everything and kinda has a death wish, who has seen so many people he cares about die, who has ALREADY ventured to the underworld for a loved one before (Sally) just. goes down to the underworld. The whole way down Percy's is absolutely seething, but by the time he actually get's to Hades' palace or whatever, he's just done. Like, "Hey, it'd be great if I could have this one back. thanks." while he draws his sword and hopes he doesn't actually have to fight. Whether underworld fam takes pity on him or not is up to you lol
this is both so cute and so devastating at the same time š
im inclined to believe hades would take pity on him but pulls the classic āfor a priceā and percyās just like āi dont fucking know dude. just take me or something who even cares anymoreā
ooo but just to make everything awful, what if the price was that he takes jasonās memories again? like you can have him percy, but he wont know who the fuck you are or whats going on, but sure
obviously percy agrees because its better than nothing, but when he gets jason back he realizes how upsetting it is that he doesnāt know who he is, and percy gets to feel what annabeth felt for him in that moment.
on a lighter note, imagine him saying ājason its me. percy. iām your boyfriend.ā and jason being flabbergasted because:
1. he thinks percy is way too attractive to be dating him and
2. waking up and immediately finding out youre gay may be a bit of a shock
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Eps 30-33 Commentary
No meta, just reactions! I have less to say about some eps so I'm combining several episodes worth. To make up for my head-emptiness and lack of meta, I've included more pictures lmao. Spoilers under the cut!
Ep 30:
"You really are pitiful." Li Lun waking up thinking of ZYC's words oooh they did that opening line for Li Lun/ZYC lovers (me)
What a homoerotic way to give the Truth Eye
ZYC and ZYZ having their first drink(s) together here, ZYZ and Li Lun having one last game of chess here. Gay ppl will go āI know a placeā and take you to a damp cave and a little stone table in the Wilderness
Oof. The apparent inherence of winning/losing in their activity of choice compared to the drinks that took place here between ZYC and ZYZ. Even with a draw, itās competitive by nature. If Li Lun knew about the three (very intense, very intimate) toasts that came before in this very spot, I wonder how aggrieved heād feel.
Ah well there goes the date spot /:
Iām so happy to see LZY (Bai Jiuās actor) get to fight! His fight scenes in MTJY were awesome and he continues to impress here as well. Itās so fun to watch!
ā¦ā¦ā¦..to revisit my question from previous commentary about when the grievances against Ying Lei will end, the answer is never ;-;
Damnā¦For ZYC to promise to spare Li Lun after all that Li Lun has put him through specifically and personally. ZYC really fucking loves ZYZ doesnāt he.
Iām so fucked up over Ying Leiās last words jesus christ.
ZYC sobbing and feeling the fleeting warmth of the rock Ying Lei was just leaning againstā¦when will the world stop taking away his family members??? His brothers???
That scene of everyone looking at Bai Jiu after Ying Lei dissipates. The fact that he's right there. And itās like they traded one life for another. The two babies of the group. Goddammit.
Do NOT hit me with Bai Jiuās actor singing āBroken-Tailed Birdā right now oh my god
So likeā¦regarding ZYZ losing his demonic power, does he still count as the most evil demon of ZYCās time? Can someone ring Ying Long and ask?
ZYC crybaby oh no I canāt believe heās crying over ZYZ being so weakened aw I love him
My god, Bai Jiu running after Ying Lei and into ZYCās arms has to be one of my favorite sequences in the whole show. So so good. So so painful. Between this scene, all the flashbacks, and ZYCās reaction when he died, Iām at least glad the show is spending so much screen time and significance on Ying Leiās send-off, even if Iām heartbroken that heās gone. We couldnāt even have the whole family reunited for one moment.
Also have you ever seen a man so mother?
No but seriously "Cry if you want...[tears] have to do with our hearts" ZYC my healthy masculinity king!!!
This song fucking hurtssssssssss this cheese (it's buttermilk) hurts everything hurts
Iām glad PSJ gets time and space to react. Her lines about being a mortal and not being needed are so good but also ow!!! And oh WX always knows exactly what to say to her š„¹
I love everything ZYC says to Bai Jiu about each family member (like yeahhh WX is unlucky š and yeaahHH PSJ does need support too) but MAN the way he says ZYZās name is so fucking good. The fact that it gets so much emotion across without saying a single word further as he gets interrupted. His voice and his expression both collapsing a little in that moment. Efficiency of acting strikes again.
Is it even possible for ZYC to cherish this little family more?
Yo this dramatic ass lighting on ZYZ and ZYC standing in the doorway. Why yāall need so much drama just to talk? Also oughhhh ZYCās gaze is a mess looking every which way while discussing WXās poison. He is such a bad liar (but he looks so good doing it). Is that why they gotta talk about this like ten feet apart so ZYZ canāt see him lying? Lmao
Okay also tho if ZYC's coming around looking like this I am not hearing a single thing he's saying:
They flashed back to the previous time ZYC held his hand out but cut away from ZYZ taking it this time. Is it bc the absolutely unfettered tension between them canāt pass censors anymore? Haha god but that shot of ZYC slowly meeting ZYZās eyes from ZYZās POV whewwww we donāt got the skinship but their gazes are kind of insane??? TJR in blue contacts is too powerful I'm shaking somebody needs to stop him.
Ep 31:
Trying so hard not to be driven a little crazy by the lapses in continuity in this show (ā: Itās just tonal and costuming stuff that are a little difficult for me to ignore, just the fact that itās kind of apparent which scenes were filmed in what order based on their costume/styling changes + the sets, and how sometimes the tone from the previous events donāt smoothly carry over because of this. But it's momentary, I just gotta. Power through.
YO the Pei siblings sparring was so cool and for what. They should have had WX spectating instead of staring at nothing in the previous scene (-:
Damn how long has it been since they played the fun music. Also feels kind of wrong without Ying Lei though fml
Awwww Qing Geng I missed her sheās so cute!! I wasn't doing ep commentaries during her arc so I gotta make up for it here. Her actress is so talented and adorable, and her costuming in this show is stunning!! Her lashes!! Her colors!!
THE TREE BRANCHES lmfaooo ZYC what happened to being worried for ZYZās weak body?? We really haven't had a moment like this in so long though (':
Well I do like the reason why WZY had a fake out death, thatās pretty clever and narratively sound, but also oh god what in the AOT??? The inner cores hidden in the medicine is some odious fucking work dear lord
I also like that the endgame is coming about from what initially seemed like another small-time case. Of course the evil physician's huge scheme at the end weaponizes plague and poison and medicine.
Ayeee fun that they used the teleporter on WZY instead of as a getaway
Lmfao ZYC just standing there taking a huge hit of the poison smoke. Poor baby doesnāt watch movies and doesnāt know smoke from a bad guy always means some kind of poison
Why does poisoned!ZYC have such an incredible smokey-eye siren look Iām shook
After knowing the poison is about indulging in your greatest wishes, the first moment ZYC woke up and approached ZYZ they sure looked like they were about to indulge in something sorry ignore me
The way this is so similar to ZYZās imaginings where he and WX always turn around and look at the camera. The show wants censors to believe theyāre looking at ZYZ but we've known all along who the third POV is here
Also why arenāt ZYCās bro and dad in the wish illusion?
Ohh the eerie instrumental rendition of the OST when ZYC draws his sword is too good. And yesss we were so due for some more crazy dream fuckery like is this real? Is this real??
Ep 32:
The team is spread so thin )-: One man (mountain god) down and a whole town to save and an immortal villain to vanquish.
WZY's eagerness in trying to goad ZYC into killing himself while poisoned is so so sinister goddamn. I love how disturbing it is to slowly realize what he wants without any lines at all
ZYZ shielding ZYC from a huge fucking fireball with just his hand is adorable and sad:
I already normally love Li Lun's whole leaf-swirly entrances and exits but you know I cheered when he deus ex machina-ed his way here!!! With that bgm too!!!
Li Lun came back to accept ZYC into their throuple. He's had some time to think and yeah he's decided ZYC's kinda hot and maybe shouldn't die or else ZYZ will be sad.
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ZYC's soft and anguished, "Qing Geng" when he realizes she gave him her inner core. That's my bleeding heart hero ;-;
Throuple of the fucking yearrrrrr:
Spoiler for ep 33/34 butāwatching Bai Jiu watch the three of them and realize he can't do anything to help here... It would have been dangerous for him to stay, but I wonder if things could have ended differently ):
Ep 33:
Oughhhhh Pei Siheng ))): The cruel fucking poetry of PSJ, the most emotionally closed-off character, having her heart, her brother, made into her armor. And then to lose him once more.
ZYC proving time and again that his heart is entirely boundless and he'll shelter anyone from the rain and he just wants everyone to live:
LI LUN/ZYC LOVERS HOW ARE WE FEELIN'?!?
Did not expect MORE ZYC choking now that they're on the same side but yeah Li Lun is not one to let go of a good thing I get it. I'm screaming but I get it. "I'm giving you half my demonic power" yeah right just admit you like doing this dw Li Lun this is a safe space.
Literally what am I watching and also no don't mind me, keep going. Feral over ZYC dropping his hand and letting it happen.
But lmfao the way Li Lun did not need to be doing all that, like he sends his power out to ZYZ without even making physical contact. He could've just grabbed ZYC by the shoulder.
Can't believe I just keep winning:
ZYC didn't even know what Li Lun was doing putting his arms around him and he just let it happen. That's some next level trust.
Ah goodbye Li Lun, presumably another victim of the "(ex-)villains can't have good endings" brand of censorship
Oof I love that the initial horror after the seeming victory is reserved first for the simple fact that ZYC and ZYZ are separated, that ZYC can't go to him the way he was intending to. Even when it's unclear yet that WZY is still alive, just the wrongness of them being divided this way is so poignant. ZYC has such a helpless look about him when he says ZYZ's name.
Goddammit WZY saw Li Lun choke ZYC and got ideas.
Oh I love the uncertainty of whether the One-Word Spell works on ZYC or not. ZYZ's sudden and intense fear. Also though WZY tries to use ZYC dying as a deterrent for ZYZ blowing up the barrier but he's literally choking the life out of ZYC as we speak
Bai Jiu's completely unrestrained screaming and crying in pain is so brutal to listen to. His scenes go on forever. Also, the choice of having some of his flashbacks be blurred and vague in the background, once again something privately kept for the character
ZYC holding out his hand to ZYZ a third time ;-; The utter relief of being able to reach each other again paralleling that previous horror of separation.
ZYC physically feeling Bai Jiu's death oh god. We do not get a single moment of happiness and victory in this drama everything is bought with pain and returns pain I hate it here.
Also another post-finale thought (spoilers for the end of the drama)āIf ZYZ remained in his weakened state, I really am curious if he would have still met the conditions of the prophecy (ZYC being cursed to kill the most evil demon of his time, if the prophecy is indeed conditional like that, of course). If that could have been a technical loophole, did Li Lun giving both of them his power and then ZYC giving ZYZ his as well basically fulfill it again? I mean, logistically speaking, without that extra power, I'm not sure if ZYZ would have been able to trigger the Baize cycle again (or whatever it is he did to save the town). So the show's final tragedy can be traced all the way back to these moments of giving out of love and protection, just as Bai Jiu being in the perfect place for his final sacrifice came about because ZYC, ZYZ, and Li Lun were trying to protect him and get him out of danger. The way love and grief are so helplessly, inevitably intertwined that one begets the other. They were all just trying to save each other.
On that completely painful note, that's 30-33! And it'll be downhill from here for the next one (-:
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ok I love your controversial opinions and Iām definitely in agreement with you about Wille being a boy kisser exclusively. Having no label doesnāt mean heās automatically bi. Would love to hear your thoughts about when he works this out - was it before or after Simon kissed him for the first time? Was it during his gay panic speed run that it really solidified? Or does it take him years to fully understand that? What did that epiphany look like?
Iām glad you enjoyed those thoughts I really was so drunk when I answered those asks š
And honestly, I donāt think Willeās really aware of his sexuality in a concrete way before he sees Simon, but not because heās like āoh idk if I like boysā but because heās never really liked anyone š
Wilhelm falls for Simon instantly, yes, but he also doesnāt really like people in general. He barely has any friends throughout the show and that doesnāt seem to bother him - heās not super social and heās also tightly controlled by his role & position. Combining those factors, he probably hasnāt met a ton of people.
I really think that if he ever thought a guy was cute, it was probably on TV and he filed it away like whatever never gonna meet this person anyway. Like I donāt believe Wille ever thought he was straight either - he genuinely just didnāt think. And I think this is the root of where his āunlabelednessā comes from.
That scene where Simon first kisses him and Wille pushes him away isnāt because Willeās unsure about how to label his sexuality, itās fear that this attraction heās been feeling is becoming concrete in a way that he has to face and actually deal with. Heās very comfortable giving Simon ~vibes~ and at no point does he question what heās feeling - until Simon actually makes a move.
Because now itās like: shit I like him, he likes me, but Iām a prince so can I even have this, have him? What would it mean for me to be with him?
And thatās why he pushes Simon away the next morning. To me, his little gay walk, was him deciding that his feelings for Simon were too strong to ignore, that he wanted Simon more than he was afraid of what it problems it might cause to be with him. Itās a āfuck it, I just want him so bad. idk the consequences, but theyāre a future me problem. right now, I just want him.ā
If Wilmon werenāt endgame, Iād argue that it would take years and years and years for Wille to move on, not just bc of the depth of his feelings for Simon and everything he represents to him, but also because Willeās not the type of person to be inclined to find someone. But thatās a whole other argument. š¤Ŗ
But also to answer your other question, I do like to think that Wille eventually works out his sexuality especially now that he has the time and space to do so. Maybe he still stays unlabeled, maybe he doesnāt - but I think any clear, concise conclusions he comes to about comphet (bc that Felice scene was comphet at its finest) have to happen outside the shadow of the crown.
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ā® BLONDIE : PT 2
Ā°:. *ā Ā° . ā Ā°:. *ā Ā° . Ā° .ā¢
ā³ nick sturniolo x masc reader
ā³ words - 1961
ā³ summary - youāve been having a hard time realizing and accepting the fact that youāre gay, and in love with your best friend. you try to ignore the feelings but that only makes everything worse until you canāt hide it anymore.
ā³ contains - swearing, use of y/n, angst, crying, verbal fighting, idrk š [READ PT 1 - PT 3]
ā³ song - blondie by current joys
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Ā°:. *ā Ā° . ā
days after and nick hasnāt texted me since. no more random tiktokās, no more check ins, just complete nothingness now. i donāt blame him of course, iād do the same if he was being as shitty as me right now. but honestly i miss those texts so so much, even if i rarely responded to him, or more so i miss the texts we had before all this stupid shit started.
but again, i truly donāt even know when it all started, it was so easy to just brush this off these feelings and whatever as a friend thing before and not think of it too much. why canāt it just be a friend thing now?
actually i think ive just accepted it all at this point though. i love him and no itās not just a friend thing, itās way more and it always has been way more. sure i might wish it wasnāt, but it is and i know it is and i cant just ignore it.
iām not even trying to get rid of it anymore, i donāt have the strength for hiding it. honestly i think if i kept trying to get rid of it, it wouldnāt even work. obviously i still wonāt tell him, or anyone, unless he pries it out of me. i know he doesnāt feel the same and i doubt he even looks at me as a friend anymore.
ā Ā°:. *ā Ā° . Ā°
i continue repeating my own sad cycle of doing nothing but staying in bed, hiding myself from the worldā¦ without nick. i still check up on his socials, being the weird stalker that i am and looking at all the storyās and snapchats he posted of himself, he looks just fine without me, of course.
i lay in bed, staring at my phone to avoid looking at the mess around my room. i scroll and scroll, starting to see a weird amount of videos of people taking care of themselves or videos of people āspring cleaningā.
i scroll away, i really donāt need to see people functioning completely fine right now, itās like their taunting me, laughing at me. but the videos just keep coming back, haunting me, laughing at me. all i see through my scrolling cycle is random ass dog videos, cleaning and organizing videos, or nick editsā¦ and thatās exactly what i need.
i let out a loud sigh, slightly rolling my eyes then rolling over to my other side, having my blanket wrap around me. i choose to just swipe off the app and throw my phone to the side of me before closing my eyes and just trying to get some sleep. that way those videos, my stupid feelings, and not even nick can haunt my mind anymore.
Ā°:. *ā Ā° . ā
my eyes flicker open, the sun shining directly in my face and i finally decide to actually do something good for myself and go out for a walk when the sun and clear weather is still out, itās been raining almost the whole time iāve seen dying in my room alone.
i slowly move myself up to sit, leaning my back on the wooden headboard behind me and sitting on some pillows below that cushion me. i stretch out my arms in front of me, yawning and running my fingers through my hair to fix the shaggy mess.
i move myself off my bed, stand up then fixing my off center shirt and trying to flatten out a few wrinkles. i throw the blanket that covered me to the side and decide to just throw the shirt and pants that i wear off me -actually putting them somewhere other than on the floor too- i pick out a clean outfit, already feeling way less gross, itās the small things that count right.
i walk out my room, not forgetting to grab my phone to come with me before going into my bathroom, splashing my face with water to get me more awake. i run my hands in my hair again, fixing it up with my mirror in front of me so i can actually see what iām doing before grabbing some actual water giving myself something to drink other than dr pepper.
finally i walk out to go by my door, grabbing a light jacket and pulling it over my arms then putting on my shoes and heading out the door. i start off to go a longer way, turning the corner of the sidewalk. i feel all the small breezes on my skin as i get actual sun and nature.
i continue walking random ways, i just want to be out of the mess that iāve been living in for so long right now. it actually feels nice to be outside, not sitting in a gross hole of dirty clothes and dishes.
ā Ā°:. *ā Ā° . Ā°
i walk, making my way around the neighborhood, my eye catching all the small colorful flowers blooming up and all the small brown squirrels scurrying to run up trees as i pass them. i remember all the times me and nick went out, running around the streets when we were younger. not thinking of anything, just being kids living a simple life. i wish it was still that simple.
as i walk, still obviously thinking of nick, i notice the sky above graying and clouds starting to cover up the sun, shit. i start to walk a little faster, hopefully being able to get home before it pours but as soon as i speed up, small water drops start to fall on me.
i grab the end of my jacket to pull it over my head, holding it over me to shield out the rain. the sides of my jacket block my view as i focus on the path i walk to my place.
i look down at my feet walking, trying not to get too wet as the rain pours more and more, bouncing off the sidewalk. suddenly i feel two hands place on me, pushing me back, āthe fuck.ā i mutter as i look up, gaining my balance on my feet again. āohā my face softens as i see nick standing in front of me, his blonde hair damp and drops of water falling from his cheek. he stares at me, i can tell heās mad and obviously i can tell itās my doing.
ānick-ā he cuts me off quickly, slightly pushing against my shoulders again as i put my jacket down, wearing it normally, my head now getting pelted with rain. āno, i talk. what the fuck y/n. honestly what has been going gone, youāve completely ignored me for weeks, you keep blowing me off and i donāt fucking know what i did and the only way i can talk to you about this is randomly bumping into you since you wonāt even answer my texts?ā
ānick-ā i sigh as i try speaking again but he pushes me back once more. his glassy eyes narrow and i see water pooling in them, i canāt tell if itās rain or tears. āno! youāre my- youāre supposed to be my best friend and this shit isnāt cutting it y/n! just what is it! what is it. what did i do please just talk to me. if you hate me or something just tell me!ā he shouts, his fists starting to clench as i wipe the wet hair in my face away.
ānick stop. you- you didnāt do anything i promise, iām sorry okayā my voice croaks, i can feel the water pooling in my own eyes now. āthen what is it! you canāt just block me out, out of no where.ā i shake my head, trying to figure out how to say an actual explanation without saying too much. ānick iām sorry!ā
āstop apologizing! iām not asking for that, iām asking for an answer, please. i feel like shit and you havenāt even been there, i kept trying to talk and hang out with you but apparently you hate me now and never want to see me again, i get it!ā he scoffs, staring me down as his eyes shut, tears dropping as he takes a breath before opening his eyes back up, wiping off the mixture of tears and rain.
ālike i said, if you hate me or suddenly donāt want to be my friend, tell me. i truly, truly, donāt understand this shit your pulling and if you wonāt talk now then when will we? youāll just ignore me again so just spit it out now!ā nick keeps rambling on and i just stare at him, seeing how hurt iāve actually made him. i donāt know what to say, i really donāt.
i just want to shut him up, have him realize that itās my fault and i donāt hate him. i cut him off as he continues to yell at me, ānick!ā my voice feels weak as he shouts back, āwhat!ā i stare at him for a moment, seeing those blue eyes i miss, those star earrings, his grown out roots and before i know it my hands go up to his face, pulling him in as our lips press together.
my hands hold him as strands of his hair poke my fingers, our noses slightly brushing against each others. i quickly step back, eyes wide as i realize what i just did, taking my hands back. āi-im sorryā my breath is short before i turn around, running away from him to get back to the shit hole of comfort iām living in to avoid what i just confessed.
i swear i hear him try to call my name but i ignore it, i canāt see him. what did i just do. i canāt even process any of this.
Ā°:. *ā Ā° . ā
i finally reach my place again and i swiftly open my door and walk inside, standing as raindrops slide off of me, creating a small puddle on the floor below. i shake off my hair a little, flicking the water droplets off of me. i take off my jacket, putting it on a hook to let it dry as i take off my shoes too, leaving them by the door.
i wipe my face off with the palms of my hands, wiping off many of my tears that still fall. i walk over to my fridge, getting out another dr pepper then walking over to my couch, slumping down into it as i set my can down and wrap a blanket around myself to warm me up again.
i slowly slide to the side, laying myself down on the cushions. why the actual fuck would i kiss him? what that really the best thing i could do? he already hated me, i did not have to make it worse. i ponder in my head, genuinely trying to find a valid reason of why i just kissed my best friend that hates me. oh. my. god. iāve ruined my life -not like it was already ruined- iām never coming back from this.
i stare at the unopened dr pepper sitting on my coffee table, i try making myself reach for it but my arms donāt want to leave the warmth of the blanket iām huddled in. i hear my phone buzz next to the dr pepper on, i also cannot seem to have my arm reach out to see whoās calling, i hope itās not who i think but why would he even call me?
rain pelts out on my window, water sliding down the cold glass of it as i lay holding my blanket close to me, pulling the blanket over my eyes as they close, resting as i try forget about my phone continuously buzzing and the drink still on my table.
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Itachiās Daily Texts from the Akatsuki
From Konan
Nobody eats until you come out and eat with usĀ š¤
Thank you! Youāre the only one who even noticedĀ š
You need to do a better job of hiding that kitten lolĀ Ā it pushed open your door and walked down the hallway again
Of course! You know where I keep it you donāt even have to askĀ š
I know Iāve spoken to Nagato about them heāll handle it
You have GOT to come try this new massage chair I got itās heavenĀ š
From Deidara
Come on I was just kidding!!
Please call him off if he bites off my hand again Sasori said he wonāt replace itĀ š
Sharingan is not art itās dirty cheatingĀ
The counter is covered with plates of eggs, did you do that weird sleepwalking thing again?!
Me and Hidan and maybe Tobi. Come on take the stick out of your ass and just come with us!
Iāll paint them if you braid my hair first.
Why do you always blame me?? Hidan probably took it!
Omfg I SWEAR I meant that for Sasori!!Ā š³Ā Please please donāt show Kisame heāll kill meĀ š«
From Zetsu
Heās just so emotional is that an Uchiha trait?
I can literally smell your exhaustion you need to go and rest
Yeah very cute. Be a shame if someone ate itĀ š
He was doing fine. Got a lot taller. Looks a lot like you in the face.
No Iām glad you made him leave that dude freaked even ME outĀ šµāš«
From āTobiā aka Obito
Can I borrow your face cream? This mask makes my skin itch like crazy!
God stop it man are you TRYING to speed up going blind?!
Would he take your last name or would you take his? š¤
No. Never. They think Iām a dumbass, remember?
Little more time in the sun would probably helpĀ š¤·š»āāļø
āCrushesā are for little kids. And anyway he hates meĀ š
I thought about that yeah. Reminded me of your momās. She always made the best ones.
Iām not sure of anything kid. But weāre in it too far to back out.
Idk you just looked super pale
Ask Sasori to make you more, theyāre helping a littleĀ
Idc what Zetsu says. I can do a lotta shit but cannibalism isnāt one of themĀ š¤¢
You think I didnāt see you sneak in that pie? Either share or Iām telling Kisame.
From Nagato
Come and join Konan and I for tea. Weāve got a new blend we think youāll like.
Permission granted. Just be back within three days, Iāll be sending you two on a mission then.
Thank you for the tips. My eyes feel much better now.
Take your time reading it. When you finish Iād love to discuss some of the themes with you.
I know you dislike meat but perhaps a bit more protein might help improve your stamina.
I donāt mind but do not let Kakuzu see it.
From Hidan
Movies with me and blondie?
Yeah but heās half-animal right? Still counts, pervert.
PLEASE make the splinters in the ass joke PLEASE I AM BEGGINGĀ YOUššš
If I didnāt take a piece you would have ate the whole fucking thing yourself and your stomach would burst. Youāre welcomeĀ š
No that was definitely Deidaraās gay ass
Mask boyās looking for you
Oh right like Kisame wouldnāt beat my ass for thatĀ šĀ Nice try asshole
God damn itās 3am when the FUCK do you sleep?!
Weāre not āplottingā anything just come with ffsĀ š¤¦āāļø
It was an accident and I didnāt even look that long donāt tell her sheāll slice me up with that sharp-ass paperĀ š
From Kakuzu
You always being on time with your rent is most appreciated.
To be honest I donāt really know. But at this point Iām too far into my feelings for him so this is my life now.Ā
Getting enough sleep is important. Nagato agrees that a new mattress would be in your best interests. No arguments.
Iāve ripped off his leg and made it clear it wonāt be returned until he returns your property to you.
Iāll consult with Sasori and get back to you.
Konan is insisting everyone text you to come down to eat. Itās my turn. Be advised that continued delay will result in one or more of us coming and retrieving you by force.
From Sasori
Please inform me right away if you notice any adverse side effects. I may need to change the medication or adjust the dosage.
Oh, thank you for reminding me. I wouldnāt want a repeat of last year. What sort of gift do you think I should give him?
Youāre more than welcome to anytime. You know I donāt sleep.
Finding the correct body is the most difficult part. All that follows is merely routine.
He can be very sensitive. Iām still learning to decipher and appropriately react to his emotions.
May I borrow that book when youāve finished it?
Heh. Thatās actually very funny.
Try not to overdo it. Your chakra levels still havenāt recovered from the last time.
You may want to hurry back. Zetsu has been circling outside your door like an animal and trying to sniff under it. That lock may not hold.
From Kisame
You remembered your meds today right?
Did you eat?
Yeah? I bet I could work out that tension š
Cake is not acceptable for every meal, Itachi.
I got a new blanket, very soft. Come test it out with meĀ š
Iāll talk to him about it donāt worry.
For Godās sake just TAKE A NAP!
Have fun but watch your back, I donāt trust those two.
Pretty warm out tonight. Midnight swim later?Ā š
You left your necklace on my dresser
Leave it there. Youāve already got one illicit pet you donāt need a second.
Iām cooking, youāre eating. No objections.
My hands are craving being in your hairĀ š
I did not eat him. Zetsu is a liar.
You got any more pics like that? Please? š
I ļæ½ļæ½ you too
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I HAVE TO CONFESS IT. I HAVE TO SAY IT. GOSHDARNIT I HATE LANDER WITH EVERY BONE IN MY BODY- ššš
Okay, so, may get some slander for this but Let me explain myself first- Lander is literally the least developed, most emotionless relationship in tmf.
1. Its (pretty much) useless to the plot
Literally like, theyāre supposed to be āsuper closeā, they used to be childhood best friends and now theyāre lovers! But likeā¦When do we see that ever???
Lander was basically just an excuse to give luke some screentime, and to give zander some more screentime. I know that not everything has to be necessary to the plot of tmf, but in general, when things happen, especially in such a short series (less than 15 episodes in season 1), even filler content should somehow be able to push the plot forward, right? Apparently not, because Lander literally did nothing plot wise!
You could argue that yes, it did show Zander and luke that jake was a trustworthy, but theres so many other ways that he could have done it, without the whole lander arc, which could have arguably set up both characters for more interesting arcs?
Honestly, I feel like there could have been an arc where luke accepted stacy, and zander had to learn to deal with heartbreak, and it would still push the narrative in the same direction, could have had a lot more buildup too
2. It feels like itās just there for representation
As a queer person myself, do not get me wrong, it is WONDERFUL to have representation within media, on bigger more popular shows too! Iām eternally grateful that rosy added them in to showcase a queer relationship, however, lander honestly feels like its just that. Like its there, JUST to showcase a real relationship.
Like, they had a cute confession moment, but it was so early on in the series that it genuinely didnāt seem like something that was built up to. Sure, we got a bit of time, but how much time was that? 2 episodes of build up tops? āLovesick lukeā and āa drummers confessionā was like, literally it. Nothing beforehand to build up to it, besides the whole āZander is gayā and āzander and luke are childhood best friendsā thing, but those can exist within platonic relationships too, so thats not really buildup at all
We never get to see why theyāre attracted to eachother, other than āwow, theyāve been friends for a while and admire eachother, they must have crushes on eachotherā like- even as a person who is VERY VERY VERY romantically attracted (think opposite of aromantic, then scale it 20x past that), its just giving āboy and girl co-star on a show and end up together at the end because you cant have 2 friends be close without them being romantic,ā but made queer.
Genuinely, if theres going to be a relationship, i think that (as much as i personally am not really a shipper of it) jailey is a WONDERFUL example.
They kind of grew on eachother, and we see that attraction growing slowly, rather than being shoved in our faces or being rushed. Its a well thought out love arc, and almost perfectly encapsulates a slowly formed relationship. even in such a short show, it didnāt feel rushed.
(While rereading this, iām really notsure how to phrase my words, so these words absolutely do not reflect my ABSOLUTE feelings on this, but this is about as close as I can get with it. I am in absolutely no way accusing rosy of being homophobic, Infact i see quite the opposite in her, sheās a wonderful ally, its just meh writing)
3. Its honestly not the best ship? (This part is my opinion purely)
Dont get me wrong, theyāre not toxic by any means, (infact, they seem quite healthy!) but they 100% have some issues they need to work on. Likeā¦ does no one notice how Luke like, threatened jake if he hurt zander? Obsession issues a tad bit, perchance?/notneg
Luke kinda exists to push zanderās story arc along in the first season, so we get like, no luke character traits, which i think definitely contributes to them not being the best pairing, but overall theyāre so generically āmehhā of a relationship. Theyāre just kinda together, to be together.
4. FINAL REASON: It was just there to push jakeās story along.
Honestly, I think this is the underlying reason here. Jake is the main character in a really short show, so if somethings not revolved around him, its gotta be quick. Lander would definitely be so much better with more development, but because its not jake centred, we basically get nothing on them. This isnt rosyās fault by any means, shes gotta get the main story in ofc, it just sucks that that seems to cost other characters screen time and development that could have been really nice.
Overall, Rosy please make more lander stuff in season 2, I need to stop hating it cause it could genuinely be so cute š
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āļøhello sluts!āļø
ā¢ i am not comfortable with sharing my real name, soooo just refer to me as mel! (yes, as in melanie martinez lol)
ā¢ i am 19 and horny for matthew sturniolo and billie eilish (at the same timeš«£)
ā¢ i am bisexual and prefer she/they pronouns! i donāt have a specific preference between the two, but i literally never ever get referred to as āthey/themā sooo if u want to, u can use those for me!! (iāve been very masc-leaning recently so this would be very likeā¦ idk the word but like.. reassuring?? idk iām stupid)
ā¢ as of rn (07/27/24) i have no fics published BUT i do have a matt fic in the draftsšš
I WILL WRITE: smut, fluff, headcanons, one shots/blurbs, etc. pretty much anything (thatās in my personal guidelines!! look below at what i will not write!!)
i will mostly write about matt as i am a faithful matt girl aswell with billie eilish
but iām willing to write abt chris!!
I WILL NOT WRITE: any smut w nick (heās gay. bffr.), inc3st, unc0ns3nsual sx, basically anything that is just icky in general.
i cant promise iāll write about anyone besides matt, chris, or billie (as it is hard to write something sexual about someone that i donāt find attractive bc i will cringe at myselfš) but canāt knock it til u try it!!
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I think part of the problem I have (and this may be an unpopular opinion) is all the hopes and opinions and ideas people (fans) have about the new season. And I donāt just mean things like the āmustache = obvious gay Eddieā thatās happening. But thoughts on Bobby, his and Athenaās living situation, Gerrard as captain, let alone Buck, Eddie, and others.
I know a lot of spec is just for fun, but some people take it quite serious. And I know Iām newer to this fandom but sometimes I read serious takes and go āā¦.but that would never actually happen?! I know many of us donāt trust Tim and the writers but realistically that would never be a storyline on a tv show.ā¦thatās a fanfic.ā
So I canāt blame you for your pessimism or want to avoid spec. I hope we donāt get a lot of bts stuff either too, because I feel like fans will be trying to (over)analyze everything to figure things out. Only to likely be disappointed because I donāt trust these writers to write/do anything half as creative, original or logical as fans come up with. Expectation is the enemy and Iām afraid a lot of fans have theirs set too high for this season already
anon i have disgraced you by leaving this burried in the inbox and i feel awful šš
i think fandom in general (and i mean any fandom not just 9-1-1) have this tendency to blur the line between cautious optimism/spec and actually convincing themselves of something happeningā¦
i think a lot of people (and if you are one of these people this is NOT a dig at you) still want to have faith that the writers are actually going somewhere with the story, and they do so by speculating and putting actual thought into what the overarching storyline could be but unfortunately after 6 seasons of waiting, iām getting tired of the whole thing being dragged out.
itās no longer a will they/wonāt they between the characters for me because multiple times theyāve reached the point where they donāt need anymore of that build; the only will they/wonāt they is in terms of the writing team actually going somewhere rather than continuing to bait us
i have no issue with spec/theorizing (i may not wanna see it but i just filter out the spec tags) but my issue lies with some of the more popular buddie blogs having this whole āi can sense that buddie is happeningā and then treating people who are validly apprehensive towards getting our hopes up like weāre brainless idiots who donāt know what weāre talking about
even though we literally went through the same thing of buddieblr being like ās7 is our year i can FEEL it there is no way they arenāt going canonāā¦.. just for them to not go canon bc the writers (yet again) changed their minds last minute when they got an early renewal and realized āoh- we donāt actually have to commit anymore, we can just keep baiting snd dragging them alongā and they technically canāt call it queerbaiting anymore bc buckās bi now!ā
like everything surrounding this season has been screaming to me (NOT anything from oliver and ryanā ive spoken before about how i think they are where weāre at in terms of being strung along by the writers every season) that we are just being baited again.
and as far as the over-analyzing, iāve seen so many people saying things like āomg oliver and ryan posting candids/photos and tagging each other buddie is obviously happeningāā¦ā¦. as if oliver and ryan arenāt friendsā¦. like i fear the two of them posting eacg other doesnāt really mean much if anything when theyāve done that throughout their friendship.
and just because there are some deranged people on the internet spewing hate about them being friends doesnāt mean that their posting is a sign of anything either other than the fact that theyāre probably blocking the lunatics and posting each other anywayā¦. itās not some gotcha to anyone in the fandom, itās not a sign that buddie is coming, itās two castmates being friends, and doing things that friends do all the time
overall, like i said, i have no problem with people (other than myself) engaging in spec and at this point the people who are getting their hopes up will only have themselves to blame if weāre let down againā¦ my issue mainly lies with some of the bigger blogs being dicks to people raising valid concerns over the new season and not trusting the writers when the writers havenāt done anything to earn that trust; in fact having only done things to the detriment of that trust.
anyway, sorry for the super delayed and super long response, anon šš iāve been neglecting my ask box lately in lieu of a spike in temu stans sending me hate yet again but i was just scrolling through and noticed this one and wanted to make a response!
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