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Happy Valentine's Day! (and this blog's first post anniversary!)
#poorly drawn mdzs#better drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#Woah...it's been a whole *year* since I took the leap and uploaded my 'first attempt' art.#It's outdated now but it holds a special place in my heart for the fact it started all of this off.#Calling this 'poorly-drawn' was always about accepting that my art was going to be imperfect and messy - and doing it anyways!#There has been a staggering number of times I have drawn something I almost didn't upload because I didn't think it was 'good enough'#only for someone to say they liked it - or that it made them laugh. And it has helped me realize -#-The worst critic for my work has always been myself. If I listened to it all the time...well we would not be here now B'*)#And now that I have dabbled in other fandoms I can truly see how lucky was to start out with the MXTX fans.#The supportive messages and tags have truly been a guiding force toward my artistic and self improvement.#I really can't describe how grateful I am.#Thank you for seeing something worth rooting for when I was just figuring things out.#Thank you for being sweeter than the candy I have strategically hidden in the nooks and crannies of this house.#But watch out! If you forget to find them we will get ants.#I remembered to not hide chocolate in the bed this year. Yes I know it melted last time. Yes it did stain. I'm still sorry.#Thank you for loving me regardless <3 Even if it looked like I shit the bed real bad.
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no thoughts just Heiji Hattori (HD)
#detective conan#case closed#amv#my amvs#eye strain#heiji hattori#harley hartwell#conan edogawa#shinichi kudo#funimation english dub script#video#happy two-year anniversary to 'no thoughts just heiji hattori'!#while it's not my first amv (it's maybe my... fifth?)#it was the first one i made with davinci resolve and the amv that really got me into editing amvs for real#it's the amv that made me believe i could make amvs 🥺#and in remastering it i deeply understood how ambitious it was! i thought i did a lot of audio mixing for 'messed up'#but that's not even close to all the audio mixing i did here--cannot believe that i did all this for my first big amv project#it took about 20 hours *just* to remaster!#which is something i've been meaning to do for a while now so i'm very happy to finally share the results!#to make this a 'remaster' and not a 'redo' the only changes i tried to make were to the source footage and audio#video now uses almost entirely hd remastered footage from my blu-rays or netflix rather than my dvds#but oh gosh was it *hard* not to touch anything else! i'd do so many things differently now#but this video will always be really special to me (and i can't believe i did it at all tbh!)#i hope seeing it in hd is fun too! i'm so blown away by all the love this vid's gotten#and that it helped increase interest in funi's old english dub is amazing and 100% what i was trying to do with it!#thank you everyone for all the support <333 i wouldn't be the video editor i am today without this vid or your encouragement for it <3333#like the original the sources used are mostly from what funi dubbed (but mixed in hd by me!): eps 48-49 57-58 77-78 117 and 118 and movie 3#but i also used episodes 141-142 174 189 239 263 277 291 293 345 479 491 517 and 522#and ova 3 and tv special 6 (episode one) and movies 10 and 13 and ops 27 31 and 33 and the funi 5.2 dvd blooper for the one line lol#the song is 'you're stupid aren't you' by toshio masuda (from jubei-chan 2)
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chrom and inigo as father and son are so very dear to me and i understand that parent supports in awakening are all generic so any patterns that i see are unintentional and just coincidence and blah blah blah but i dont care, they are so fascinating to me. because if you compare how they interact in inigo’s parent support versus lucina and chrom’s support theres a clear difference in attitude chrom has towards inigo and its not something that i would call malice or dislike but its something more like… a lack of faith? he essentially acts as if hes waiting for inigo’s misstep, as opposed to lucina who he whole heartedly trusts and supports. i think thats so interesting because when you go into the future past conversations (WHICH ARE NOT GENERIC. and also happen after the C-A supports), chrom tells inigo that he sees so much of himself in inigo, and they’re more alike than they think beyond just the surface level hair and face and. everything. and i think thats so fun because its true!! everything inigo faces in regards to his position as a prince—chrom does too! the older sister whos way better at the job than you, feeling anxiety over whether or not your personality/worldview makes you fit to lead, their brash attitudes, the mistakes that they make while figuring it out, its all there! and i think its that similarity that ticks chrom off in the initial support because wheras lucina represents everything he sees as successful, inigo carries with him the opposite: everything chrom doesnt like about himself. his uncertainties! and thats fucked up to take out on your kid, obviously, but like. to be fair chrom was suddenly handed an adult son from thin air at the age of like 25. but then he goes and he learns about him and realizes that where they share their flaws, they share strengths as well, giving chrom the wisdom to have that much more productive conversation in the dlc, encouraging inigo instead of pushing him down, because its everything that maybe chrom needed to hear at some point too. isnt it fucked up how none of this is canon like what the hell
#ann plays awakening#fe chrom#fe inigo#chrom!inigo#fire emblem#also worth noting that neither of them really grew up with any father figure#so i dont imagine that helps either of them. lol!#but yeah idk sorry that was long i was just suddenly struck with feelings of longing for fire emblem awakening#i have the future past 2 script bookmarked just to read their convo. LMFAO#but yeah i. idk. LIKE I KNOW THIS IS ALL UNINTENTIONAL AND JUST PART OF THE INIGO PC SUPPORT#I KNOW.#but like. why would they MAKE IT LIKE THAT IF IT WASNT REAL… WHY?!?!!?!!!??#i feel like ive definitely talked about this before but idrgaf ive been hit with the worms again#my finals are almost over maybe i’ll play again :3 i miss them
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Can I request a pokemon drawing? Was thinking mewtwo but idk whoever whatever!
Day 11 - Quiet pls
#My art#Requestober#Pokemon#Whismur#MewTwo#I'm pulling out my excuse from a couple years ago - I may have gone overboard but in my defense I really wanted to#Lol#Of course I had to!!! My beloveds!!!!!#Whismur's been on my mind again lately - thinking again of the little doodle of me holding one among others things haha#And I mean if you're going to specify MewTwo who am I to say no <3#So both! Both burple babies! Although Whismur is classified as pink?? Mm???#They're more purple than MewTwo arguably??? He's more grey due to the alien influence - that scrembaby is purple#I really wanted to lean a bit more into MewTwo's catlike traits and have him nosing around lol#Sniff sniff what are you identify yourself#Couldn't swing the posing >:P He's too dignified to lie down completely but how do support himself on those legs!#If not for his tail he'd definitely fall on his face haha#Well I might try again another time - and it's not like I'm DisPleased with how it turned out!#I didn't re-line Everything but I did a lot of it........I actually like lining a lot now........it's fun lol#His little body expression differences were very fun haha especially his tail - an agitated thump in the last one!#MewTwo dearest you're very intimidating to the little speaker just turn down the glare#Being screamed at doesn't help the glower lol#Poor little Whismur haha just not used to MewTwo yet! He's fairly friendly to most Pokemon...now#He'll still probably just make a clone and leave the original be at this point lol#As least that one won't cry at the sight of him! Probably! Maybe! Haha <3
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as someone from argentina, can you please share how things are in your country with franco now in f1? and like how fast things have changed and the hype he got, the difference between f2 and f1 etc? i'm so curious to know, i assume he'll head back home after the brazil gp since there's a bit of a break and argentina is right there. i'm picturing pure chaos
oh it's INSANE the amount of support he gained in two months. he already was pretty well-known in argentina after fans pushed a campaign to get him sponsors for f2 last year. he wasn't going to be able to jump from f3 to f2 until argentinian fans came through and started making noise. when franco came there was a hundred people outside his hotel. bizarrap's dad saw the campaign and the rest is history
but while thousands of argentinians followed his f2 races, the vast majority of them already were motorsport fans. now, in f1, EVERYONE is supporting him, even people who hadn't watched a single f1 race before. right before the f1 announcement franco had 552k followers on instagram. now he has 3.2 million !!!!!
i've overheard people talking about him at the supermarket and the doctor's waiting room ??!&# which is crazy. i haven't seen something like this for an argentinian athlete in a long while. he said he hates the messi comparisons but i can see this worship getting near that level in the future if all goes well
they're planning a banderazo for interlagos so watch out for hundreds of argentinians flags. it's gonna be insane
#im a med student so i was at the ER during austin sprint qualy and even the doctors and nurses were glued to the tv for a bit 😭#they asked me so many questions about it bc they didn't quite understand but still wanted to support him#2 of my friends started watching f1 for him too#despite me begging them to get into f1 for the last 3 years 😑😑#all this crazy support has its disadvantages though#they are very loud even if sometimes they are wrong and clearly have no idea what they're talking about#football culture is so ingrained in argentinians that many are bringing unnecessary rivalries and aggressiveness#while argentinian motorsport fans are constantly telling them “hey we don't do That here.. you think you help franco but you really are not”#but well hopefully they'll learn soon enough
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What would happen if persona teams lent each other their bastard boys
Investigation Team w/ Ryoji: Considering their track record with Marie and Labrys they'd probably be able to find some way to get him to stay without the world ending, though they'd definitely still have to fight
SEES w/ Akechi: Oh you're an illegitimate child who got lost in the foster system after your mother killed herself? Welcome to the Childhood Trauma Club, here's your sword and concerningly realistic model gun
Phantom Thieves w/ Adachi: They would kick his ass in the metaverse like the moment they found out what he did. No time for rants about nihilism this guy is getting fucking CLEARED
#persona#persona 3#persona 4#persona 5#persona spoilers#for real though I think Akechi would've been a better person if he had a support network like SEES#like even just knowing that other people have dealt w/ similar stuff would really help his mental health#goro akechi#tohru adachi#ryoji mochizuki
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ok i been thinkin bout the other fic idea i had that i was gon maybe write instead of the doctor fic. and im gon ramble bout it before i explode so
the idea was that in belobog a group of people/protesters would develop behind the scenes, spreading magazines and posters detailing how cocolia was not a martyr like the supreme guardian said and that she was responsible for a lot more suffering than just the cut off between the over- and underworld.
this starts causing... problems for bronya. she doesnt want uncertainty or doubt to cause people to become distrustful of her authority, but she cant just send guards marching and arresting the 'dissidents' so instead she has guards confiscating and tearing down posters that 'disrupt the peace' and has pela and other intelligence officers trying to find the groups responsible, where these publications are being printed, etc.
Gepard technically isnt involved in squashing the agitators beyond organizing some groups to rip down posters and all that, because hes primarily on the front lines. But hes very aware of it all as he essentially has a front seat to bronya's rising anxiety and starts becoming aware of how conversations about the 'real' cocolia are spreading through his guards.
he accidentally gets heavily involved when, after investigating how these posters keep reappearing in the fragmentum exclusion zone and backstreets despite no one being allowed in and no one seeing them get put up when he runs into sampo putting up posters. He ends up catching sampo and tries to shake him down and make him confess who else is in the movement, but sampo just argues he doesnt Really know and he was just hired by a few people, really! He makes a deal with gepard (i.e. talks him into it) where he helps disguise gepard and gives in an 'in' to the group behind all this. I mean, sampo only knows one or two people anyways so gepard could find out so much more! no need to pay sampo or thank him, just need to cut down his criminal record a little bit in exchange.
this ends up with sampo introducing gepard, disguised as just a regular overworld resident from a lesser known noble family, to post-stellaron support groups for people who have either directly or tangentially been harmed by the fragmentum.
Basically, sampo ends up dragging gepard into group therapy and causing him to learn that maybe these arent just people trying to undermine the supreme guardian, but people who have seen others and/or been subjected to cocolia's actions. Just like gepard.
#in the bones#sampard#honkai star rail#i have a 3 to 5 ch fic in mind for it cuz i think i could keep it shorter#been thinkin about like. gepard being introduced to a support group. asked by them why hes there. and trying to keep to the#false story sampo made up for him but instead ending up genuinely talking about how so many of his friends#have been killed time and time again to the fragmentum. how he once fantasized about doing something else but gave in to what was expected#of him. how he lost his arm.#basically just sampo not really intentionally helping gepard unpack so much trauma like sampo just wanted gep to realize the truth
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i'm having lots of sales for the holiday season! everywhere you can buy my art online is discounted until december first, so if you want to give some ghostly gifts (or treat yourself to some spooky artwork), now's the time!
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🫀 reblogs appreciated! 🫀
#kaylee.txt#store#inprnt#bonfire#itch.io#bookshop#art#art prints#horror art#horror gifts#horror#ghosts#illustration#it's been a rough year to be an artist on the internet moneywise so i really appreciate any support!#give your loved ones the gift of some spooky art & give me the gift of supporting a small artist and helping me pay rent <3
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I just think nina would be soooooo complicit in johan's yandere tendencies with his darling. She'd be so worried, but at the same time, this is the closest she ever got of her brother finally making a friend, much less having a freaking crush on someone, after pleading and forcing him to try to form connections with people and to do something for himself in his life. So not only is she letting it slide, but she's lowkey encouraging it as well, softly making you turn a blind eye as she comforts you, and tries to suggest you just brush off his behaviour for now... he just cares about you— a lot! And that's really rare for him! So... how about... how about you don't worry about that for now, and just... just try to understand that he really likes you, okay? She's sure his talks of making you move in with him so early is just... the kind of cute boyfriend talk when they're enamored? It's just his way of showing how much he wants you around... there, there, he really just likes you.
#sacrificial lamb reader <3#nina is so so guilty about it but she sees how mayyybe giving johan his own emotional support human of a darling would help him and society#if we sprinkle in a bit of yandere spice for nina as well. she may just be a little too excited at finally having an in-law. cute one too.#and she really does want her brother happy. and uh... don't worry you'll be happy! she's sure johan would take utmost care of you!!!#so you'll be happy!!.....eventually at least! she's sure of it.#meeting the fam with johan isn't you trying to win them over. it's them trying to win YOU over like pspspsp pls don't leave johan 😭#c.johan liebert#c.nina fortner#johan liebert x reader#yandere johan liebert x reader#yandere johan x reader
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Do you like my art? Do you wish I would draw something specific? Great news!
~COMMISSIONS ARE NOW OPEN!~
If you are interested in commissioning me, please fill out the google form and I'll reach out to you as slots become available!
[Ko-fi - Google Form Link]
#Commission info#PLEASE NOTE ONCE AGAIN: These prices are not USD - these are cheaper than you may think.#I have put a ton of work into this and I am so thankful to everyone who helped me out!#There are still probably bumps I need to iron out as I go but I will try my best. Feedback is very welcome!#If there are a lot of people interested I may have a waitlist but I doubt I'll have that many offers. I'm still pretty new here!#The money I make from this is honestly mostly going to go back into funding this art hobby of mine. Ink is expensive!#Thank you also for all the love and support for my comics. Without it I'd never have the confidence to do commissions.#Even if you can't afford it right now - know I really appreciate it all. From the lurker to the frequent commenter: thank you <3#Don't worry about the horse by the way. She's just here to keep watch.
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Not to start beef on main but what was the POINT of creating and then endearing us to Rex, of making him such an integral part of The Clone Wars and Rebels as a protagonist and supporting character, making him not just Anakin's and Ahsoka's captain but also their friend and most loyal ally, if you're gonna fucking snub him from the plot completely?
#star wars#the clone wars#rebels#ahsoka#ahsoka spoilers#captain rex#man got at most 3 minutes on screen where he mostly just stood in the background and then nada#and the whole thing where Ahsoka doesn't even mention him as one of the people that supported her through and through? even at great cost?#yeah Felony Cowboy Asshat really loves retconning shit even the plot he himself helped create :/#This is not an invitation to start shit I am just supremely annoyed that Rex was integral to Ahsoka's story and survival#and that instead of acknowledging that he's been reduced to a 3 minute flashback with no real meaning
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hiiii lily what is this ‘orv’ i have been seeing…..
HIIII MIKE. SMILES. orv is Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint! it's a webnovel with an ongoing webtoon adaption and it is making me Fucking Crazy. basically the premise there's this really unpopular really long webnovel called Three Ways to Survive an Apocalypse, and for years, Kim Dokja has been the only reader. when the novel finally ends, the author sends him an email with the txt file of the whole novel, and then suddenly the novel is wiped from the internet and in that instant, the events of the novel begin taking place in Kim Dokja's world. the apocalypse begins and humanity is subjected to cruel scenarios and challenges livestreamed for the entertainment of these powerful entities called constellations, and as the only one who read the story to its end, Kim Dokja is the only one fully equipped with knowledge of how this story goes (or at least, how it originally went)
it is SO good. it lures you in like "ooh this is a normal reverse isekai" and then ends up being CRAZY. it deals with questions about the boundary between characters and Real People and whether that distinction really matters, and it's one of those stories that looks the audience dead in the eye and dares you to look away first. literary devices are made Real (oh fourth wall we're really in it now...) and it plays with narrative voice and pov and unreliable narration in such fun ways. it is ultimately about the value of stories and the value of being a reader and the choice to wrestle with the story that's been written for you in favor of the story you really want to tell. it's also about Kim Dokja having something Deeply Wrong With Him skdlfjlksdjf the journey i went on with him was "okay he's a reader insert who reads novels as escapism, i get it" -> "oh actually he has something wrong with him" -> "oh he has something Wrong With Him" -> "WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK. HELLO. WHAT WAS THAT." I'm obsessed with him.
I read the webtoon first which I think is a pretty effective onboarding point! some of the art had my jaw on the FLOOR it's so cool. the webtoon has adapted roughly the first third of the whole novel so far, and if you want to read the novel just dm me and I'll hit you up with the epub file lol (not just mike but anyone who is interested!)
#asks#puzzlehat#OOOOH YOU WANNA READ ORV SO BAD#i haven't finished it yet btw#according to my ebook app I'm 38% into it which is insane to think about#but YEAH it's so so so so so good so far#the story it's telling is so compelling and the pacing is like. incredibly solid. which is IMPRESSIVE for something this long#i want to gnaw on kim dokja like a dog.#other bonuses: really good supporting cast featuring a LOT of women which is a huge plus for me#soooo refreshing to see so many well written women. god. i love them so much#really interesting character arcs for the supporting cast alongside the main character(s)#im not sure who i'd label the main characters. kim dokja obviously? and the protagonist of the original novel (yoo joonghyuk)#i get the suspicion han sooyoung becomes more of a main character later but i haven't seen her in a while </3#another bonus is that in addition to like. telling a compelling story that is at times emotionally devastating#it's also REALLY funny at times#kdj SUCKS i love him so much <3 he loves being a pain in the ass#he understands blorbo aggression like no one else#kdj reading about yjh for years: this character is so important to me and has gotten me through some really tough times#kdj meeting yjh: i need to KICK HIS ASS!!!! i need to BOTHER HIM!!!!!!!!#anyway. this is a long answer but you should read orv <3 it is changing my life <3#if it helps i think orv has a special appeal for people who enjoy things like hlvrai and homestuck. do with that knowledge what you will.
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Idk when or if I'll get to drawing them but just so you guys know Scar and Jimmy mean so much to me rn
#Lizzie is also awesome. Their whole dynamic is so cute#I also want to draw all 3 of them and their parrots together#wild life spoilers#when Jimmy was trying to bomb Joel the first time and Lizzie was also there being supportive of him <3#I need to watch her ep 3 still sorry. but ough scar. oh Scar...#telling Jimmy he's got him. Getting armor for him. Calling out for him. Hugging him. Telling him and Lizzie how much he loves them. ough#the Jimmy ecosystem is like a gay man thing so Lizzie doesnt belong in there anyway shes just awesome#that Etho and Jimmy interaction also made me feel a lot. That was really cute. what the fuck#but also why did Scar become suicidal help. Was he that distressed my god. Poor guy#blabber
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I wanted to thank everyone for the supportive messages and asks being sent my way! (I may not have responded to all of them, but seeing y'alls kind messages and pictures of pets has been so heartwarming!) After the events of the past few days, I've felt a month-long weight FINALLY come off my shoulders.
I know from my friends, despite me telling the other party involved to stop using my personal story, that they've continued to use it and even make light of the situation. Though that technically makes this situation ongoing, I feel it best to acknowledge that the other party has chosen to ignore my consent and feelings on this matter. Meaning they have chosen to continue telling the comic despite the lack of permission, and the knowledge of how it affects me. Which is why this situation is over, at least to me.
Despite their disappointing response, I am just glad that y'all support the reasonings for me not being okay with such actions, and why I had to explain the situation the other day. The support and validation to what I've been feeling has been tremendous, and I'm very glad to have fostered a community that understands the importance of communication and permission.
I do request to please not send asks or messages on my behalf to the other party involved. If my own direct asking for them to stop is not enough, then that is that. I do not want or need others to send messages for me, so please do not. I have had their accounts blocked since my previous post on this, so I can move on despite their continued actions.
Last thing, for any followers/mutuals of mine who choose to continue reading and engaging in their comic/work, that is totally fine by me! What I've expressed being upset about starts and ends with the other party's usage of my characters and story, so please do not feel the need to choose sides or anything in this situation. The comic goes WAY beyond me, so I totally get enjoying it! I know this situation has changed the comfort of others and how they feel about their involvement in the comic, but please do not feel the need to change your engagement in it for me.
Thank you!
#please continue sending me asks of your pets#and their names#ive been showing my mom#she finds y’all super sweet#and the cats super fluffy#also ngl it really has been so helpful to get yalls support#y’all really made me understand what it'd be like to have hundreds of sidons yelling positive messages to me#2017 flashbacks in a positive way#thank you <3
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Fox: I give up. I’m so tired. Thorn: Get me his emotional support senator! Quinlan: *carrying his and fox’s girlfriend and placing her in front of Fox* Riyo Chuchi: *smiles* Fox: I’m up. *Kisses Riyo* Defiantly awake. *also kisses Quinlan* Thank you my loves.
#Commander fox#commander thorn#fox x riyo#Quinlan x fox x Riyo#quinlan x fox#quinlan vos#riyo chuchi#quinlan x riyo#Did I just ship 3 characters who you don’t really ship together#yes yes I did#Fox reeds emotional support natborns#Fox did nothing wrong#Thorn just wants to help his boss#Is it wrong to date the person you are ment to protect
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VH - Meet the Wife
Vampire Hero was insufferable. All his foes agreed on that.
So, after Supervillain escaped, the first thing he wanted was revenge. It was easy to locate Hero – it was not like this smug bastard was hiding. Currently, Supervillain was watching him by one of the windows of his home.
It was a nice scene, if a tad melodramatic. Hero was sitting by the bed – and yes, he was kneeling – holding the hand of a pretty woman who didn’t react. Supervillain knew that she wouldn’t. He had made an inquiry about her. She was Hero’s wife, and she'd been cursed.
“It’s a sleeping spell, and it’s not curable for now”, he’d heard from one of Hero’s colleagues. “She’s only awake one or two hours, poor guy. He basically turned good for her sake.”
Supervillain’s reasoning was simple. If you couldn’t attack your foe directly, you went for the weak spot. A hero annoys you, you kill his wife, the hero goes mad with grief, that was a classical story. He had a nice view from the window. She really looked like one of these virginal princesses you see in these old fairy tales books. It was not hard to imagine the girl with her hands clasped, pleading for the life of the innocents until her man relented. Yes, it would be fun to rip her into pieces.
After a while, Hero went off. Breaking into the place after that was easy. Supervillain opened the door, checked a couple of rooms, and smiled. He didn’t have to be careful. Even if the wife would wake up, she looked frail even wrapped in blankets. He tilted his head, looked at her, wondered if that was worth gloating when no one could hear him, then shrugged and stabbed his victim.
“Zdiiiiiiiingbonnng”
Supervillain’s eyebrow went up his hairline. He removed the blankets, leaving the body covered with only a silk gown, and tried again. The result was the same. The dress was damaged, but the blade bounced on the skin. Supervillain squinted.
Two purple eyes slowly blinked and stared at him. A skinny hand brushed over the hole in her dress. The wife yawned.
“Are you the delivery man ?” she asked.
Supervillain straightened up.
“I’ve come to deliver a message to your husband”, he answered. “I will not rest until I’m avenged.”
“Avenged ? You didn’t get a tip ?”
“I’m your husband’s mortal foe.”
She laughed.
“No, you’re not. You’re food.”
She opened her mouth, and Supervillain just had time to see a glint of her razor-sharp teeth before she bit his neck. That didn’t last long. After the first sip, she rejected him with disgust. Her thin arms threw him away much farther than the laws of physics should have permitted. He landed in the middle of the room, and not too softly.
“How dare you,” she said with a voice low enough to make the ground shiver. “You’re not even worth eating. A couple of centuries ago, young man, I wouldn’t even have wanted your head in a spike near my castle.”
Supervillain crawled back in the direction of the main door. She stepped towards him with as much enthusiasm as one would throw the trash out, but she stopped. Her eye had caught a note stuck on the fridge. Supervillain squinted. The note said: “Please don’t kill or maim in the house sweetheart ♡ (because of my job)”
The wife clucked her tongue and sighed, but reluctantly stayed still. Supervillain’s pride got the better of him. He stood up, dusting his cape, squared his shoulders and groaned:
“You have no idea who you’re dealing with. You might be strong, but I’ve wiped out cities. Once the country was nearly in my grasp. It takes talent. It takes guts. It takes more than powers that were given to you on a silver plate.”
“Nearly ?”
She gave him a look of absolute contempt and went back to bed:
“Don’t boast about your failures, little man, and leave me be.”
Incredulous, he watched her getting back to sleep, putting on her face something to shield her eyes from the light. It looked like a mask, and not a normal sleep mask, but a huge, heavy thing that glittered. As a vampire, he supposed she didn’t need to breathe, but still, it didn’t look comfortable. He stepped forward to take a better look. It was in metal all right, and it was a grimacing face of a demon.
His blood ran cold. He already saw that mask. It was depicted on a book he had as a teen, about the dark and evil rulers of the ancient times. “The Iron Death”, said the legend. “The gory story of an evil empress who drowned her captives in the blood of their subjects, and sought to be turned into a vampire so she would keep her empire forever.”
He shook his head in disbelief. It was an old tale, a story from at least a couple of centuries ago. And the Iron Death had been vanquished by a vampire hunter who had...oh.
Who had put her to sleep eternally.
He suddenly felt a drop of sweat on his forehead, but he grunted for good measure:
“Right. Like I’m going to believe that. Where’s your consort, Iron Death? Where’s your cruel prince who tortured for his entertainment?”
“The Hero agency offered him money to look after me if he worked for them”, answered the low voice of the lady. “My poor darling didn’t enjoy the scream of his victims as much as before. He’s changed his hobbies. You do that after a while. But I didn’t. Get out.”
Supervillain ran.
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