#and the sentients is just a bop and a banger

[artzychic27]

Incorrect Quotes (VicTORIous edition)

Chloé: WHAT UP WITH THE DISCO?

Simon: I'm sorry I hit the wrong thing!

Chloé: NO! 15 years ago your mother gave BIRTH to the wrong thing!

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Zoé: Ugh. Gross. Talk shows are for tourists and Canadians.

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Luka: On Splashface, the top seven most popular kiddie songs are all about food. So let's write a kiddie song about food.

Max: ♪ oh, broken glass ♪ ♪ is not a food ♪ ♪ so don't you listen ♪ ♪ to some dude ♪ ♪ who says put cheese ♪ ♪ on broken glass ♪ ♪ and make a sandwich ♪ ♪ out of broken glass ♪

Juleka: What is wrong with you?!

Kim: I like it.

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Zoé: *curtsying* Well, hello, if you please.

Marc: Are you a good witch? Or a sandwich?

Zoé: Who me? Well, I'm neither a witch nor a snack. You're talking some crazy chizz.

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Nathaniel: Look, I just wanna say you all make me sick.

Marinette: Why?

Nathaniel: 'Cause you're all great looking, and talented, and popular. I mean, you guys always have something going for you. Marinette had her hat modeled, Alya’s blog is the number 1 source for all things Ladybug, Rose, Juleka, and Ivan are in a band slowly climbing the charts, and Max made a damn sentient robot. You guys have it all! And you're really worried about which one of you has the most followers? *The Akuma Class looks ashamed* Yeah, feel ashamed, 'cause you should feel ashamed.

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Alya: I love mass texting!

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Lila: We won because we rock!

Denise: Yeah, don't believe everything your daddy says.

Lacey: Like when he tells you you're pretty!

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Jean: Eat your pants!

Lila: You eat your pants. Wait!

Mme. Bustier: Ehh, sorry Lila, but the next letter was...

Lila: F, I know!

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Austin T: Guys, Mr. Grotke really wants everybody back in class.

Austin Q: And you really wanted a date to the prom last year but you didn't get one.

Austin T: What's that supposed to mean?!

Austin A: Quinlan!

Austin T: Tell him to quit being mean to me!

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Zoé: Where are you goin'?

Cosette: For a... walk in the sunshine!

Simon: Oh, I'll come with you, I love sunshines!

Zoé: Hey, are you guys just going to get more followers?

Cosette: No...!

Simin: Yes, that's right! *He and Cosette leave the room*

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Nathaniel: I think I've learned something about myself.

Marinette: That you're ungrateful to your friend who tried to fix you up with a cute boy?

Nathaniel: No. I just think I like to date a guy who, you know, fights back.

Marinette: You...

Nathaniel: I mean, a guy who's got strong opinions. You know? And a big mouth.

Marinette: Why?

Nathaniel: 'Cause it's not easy. Easy's boring.

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Denise: Play that funky music, white boy!

Jean: You know I'm half Latino.

Denise: Well, then hit it, muchacho!

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Mme. Mendeleiv: Ready? Drive-by acting exercise: You're all angry Englishman. Go!

Ismael: I insist you tell me who sat on me crumpit!

Reshma: Me grandmummy went to the loo while I snogged the Prime Minister!

Jean: This flock of Whip-poor-wills is bothering me trousers!

Marc: Good heavens! There's a dead cockroach in me brassiere!

Mireille: I told you not to put plump sauce on me banger!

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Mme. Bustier: Nathaniel, what did you do that to your hair?

Nathaniel: What? You mean the color?

Mme. Bustier: Do you hate your mother?

Nathaniel: I love my mother!

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Adrien: *singing and playing piano* My grandpa has a nose and my grandma has a nose. Everyone you know has a nose, nose, nose.

Nathaniel: … My zeyde’s nose was blown off in the war, so that song is a filthy lie.

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Cosette: Hi, kids!

Aurore: Apparently, we're The Diddly-Bops!

Jean: And we're here to sing you a special song...

Simon: All about your favorite foods!

Kid: Sing about dinosaurs!

Marc: *Cheerfully* Nooooo!

[pyrlspite]

i am so glad you appreciate the excellent hld music... my favorites are vignette: panacea, the hermit, and oh god all of them

honestly you’re so right they’re all so good.... my faves are panacea (aka CRYING), the midnight wood, and the sentients

[mothric]

So I listened to Lemon Demon's Touch-Tone Telephone because of your blog, and just wanted to say a) It's A Bop and b) what other Lemon Demon Bops do you recommend?

@please-dont-pet-the-okapi I’m so sorry I missed this??? dang ok well

right off the bat I would like to recommend the album Spirit Phone, which Touch-Tone Telephone is from. currently it is somewhat regarded as Neil’s magnum opus. it’s a Spooky record about Spooky things like aliens and sentient arcade machines and sad ghosts and capitalism and being sucked into a hive-mind mentality and oh heavens this got too real I thought we were singing about ghosts??? 10/10 one of my favourite albums of all time and you can listen to it right here

BUT if you don’t want to do that here is a selection of various songs from various eras:

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (an internet classic. one of the Great Memes from the Days of Yore. required listening.)

Redesign Your Logo (a dystopian song inspired by The Pepsi Document™️, a real, not-a-joke, galaxy-brain pdf created by Pepsi re: their logo change in 2008.)

Cabinet Man (a haunted arcade machine that eats people. from Spirit Phone.)

My Trains (in case you ever wanted to go ABSOLUTELY HOG WILD for TRAINS we love and stan TRAINS we will COMMIT MURDER!!! FOR MODEL TRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also there are swears I’m assuming you’re ok with that. I can’t decide if this or “Two Trucks” is Neil’s most feral song to date)

A Mask of My Own Face (idk what this song is about. narcissism? a literal human face mask? who knows, but it slaps)

Amnesia Was Her Name (an underrated, lyrically intriguing track. still not entirely sure how to interpret it but it makes me a little sad even while I’m boppin)

Two Trucks (a current-day meme and an absolute banger that makes a lot of people uncomfortable. but what do they know about true love. you’re going to want to have headphones on.)

hope you enjoy???? aaaaaaaa