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giulolosblackmail · 1 year ago

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Barbalius: did you fuck my dad

Gaelan: Really, for all that you present yourself as above petty insults and crass jibes, hardly behavior befitting a Red Top Knight after all, it is you who always-

Barbalius: DID YOU FUCK MY DAD

Gaelan: :3c

Barbalius: I'LL KILL YOU

#helix waltz #hw barbalius #hw gaelan bavlenka #the whole mess reminded me of that one avengers fic i read way back when where tony had a meltdown because he put two and two together #and realized his dad and steve probably boinked at some point #gaelan leading barbie around by the nose was so damn entertaining #i'm so upset they made gaelan 'secretly good the whole time actually' cuz now they won't make him such a bitch #and try to retcon his whole personality #and they're gonna be way more aggressive with it than they were with bg #god i've got a plotbunny about chopping off the secretly good crap and making a fic where nyx out maneuvers gaelan #to take control of the bavlenka house #and the scattered bavlenkas come together in a show of united force because everybody loves nyx and really not many of them care for gaelan #who ditched his responsibilities to focus on his beef with some foreign knight #come on man nyx was picking up all the slack #and gaelan #all but exiled from finsel in his fall runs into barbie in the church when he's praying #in front of the shrine to the newly canonized saint of hard decisions his old friend and barbie's father #obvi they don't hit it off or anything #but barbalius feels so bad about the whole thing and how bad it turned out for gaelan when he was actually fulfilling a dead man's wish #so he lets gaelan crash on his couch #they both hate each other more the longer they spend together #but barbie keeps letting him stay because gaelan speedran barbie's fall from grace and the parallels make him bend #but unlike barbie gaelan has no intention of getting better #he's not here because he went against anybody to do the right thing #he's here because he picked the wrong opponent to underestimate #he got backstabbed in the house of backstabbers really he should have seen that coming #so barbalius just has this asshole psudeo uncle figure living in his house and actively making his life worse while living off his money #and refusing to 'find his place in the world' or whatever idealistic bullshit barbie keeps spouting #he's going to milk this for as long as he can or until something better comes along #i just think they could make each other worse <3

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