#and the phase of my cycle LMAOOOO

[velarisdusk]

fuck canon, how long do you imagine eris's hair

[ghostnebula]

oh my god please elaborate on richie as a werewolf it’s hilarious lmaoooo

Okay so in addition to Richie being a big baby sort of-husky in wolf form and constantly whining and yelling at the other Losers.

1. He is a VERY BIG WOLF

- He still thinks he can be a lap dog (wants cuddles 24/7)

- Eddie is his favourite (gee I wonder why) and he tries to cuddle with him/sit on his lap the most

-Eddie is the smallest Loser

-Do you see the problem here?

2. His vision is vastly improved in wolf form (not perfect, just much better) but you wouldn’t fucking know it watching him

-He is as excitable as a puppy and never stops tripping over shit (including his own feet), running into trees, running into sliding glass doors, falling off the bank of the Kenduskeag and into the water, smashing into door frames when he’s running around in someone’s house, etc.

3. WILL chase squirrels; WILL sit through Mike’s reprimand following the incident 

-(will nod solemnly when Mike tells him to find the squirrel and apologize, even though that’s impossible and also, if he tries to track it down, it will most certainly result in more squirrel-chasing)

4. Ben fixes the ladders in the clubhouse to more closely resemble a crude set of steps, which makes it more wolf-friendly (Richie still falls down sometimes but that’s a testament to his puppy-like stupidity and clumsiness, NOT Ben’s architectural prowess)

5. Sometimes a Loser takes a nap in the hammock and wakes up to a large smelly dog trying to climb on top of them

-Sometimes they end up on the floor

-Sometimes Richie manages to get in and almost crushes them to death

-One time he did this to Eddie but was Extra Stealthy about it, succeeded in getting in the hammock without flipping it over, pressed up against Eddie’s side and fell asleep there

-Eddie woke up to a very naked Richie lying pretty much on top of him and almost died on the spot

6. Wants to eat chocolate ice cream when the Losers get some during one of his phases. Cannot have chocolate ice cream. Steals some of Bill’s anyway. Gets a tummyache. Whines and mopes for several hours while Eddie tries to comfort him. This cycle repeats itself on a regular basis.