#and the mineshafts were at like -20 and -30 y

[yo9urt]

the mines were extremely fruitful...!

exploring the mines tonight...

[sleepy-dreamers-inc]

Being Exiled with Tommy Headcannons!|| 🥀

irl/ in-game

Genre| angst + comfort

h e a d c a n n o n s||

Sypnosis|

Both you and Tommy ended up getting exiled together.

Artist| OliverSonder on twitter!!

Warnings] mentions of manipulation, character death, spoilers for Tommy’s Exile Arc and the Season 2 finale!!

[can be seen as both platonic or romantic!!]

||gender neutral reader!!||

(also this was not grammar checked and im to lazy to watch through hours of footage so if anything in here is wrong blame it on the DSMP Wiki OKAY LETS GO-)

So i think its pretty established that if you end up getting exiled with Tommy your one of two things.

- Really sweet and loyal friend that will stick up for in-justice and be there when someone needs you the most

Or

- A total fucking gremlin that will steal your kneecaps and toes and eat your shower curtains in the middle of the night.

There is no inbetween here you guys.

I did end up going for Reader A, though. But you guys tell me if you want headcannons for a gremlin!reader because i will gladly do that!!

But anyways just... enjoy exile!

Exile|

- It was about his third day in exile when Y/N appeared through the nether portal, bags, pouches, tools, armor, etc. on their person. Tommy thought they either were here to beat him up or got exiled themselves.

- Tommy was pleasantly surprised when he learned that Y/N was actually there on their own accord, helping him through exile and being his shoulder to lean on. The first few days we’re rough, fighting back mobs in the night and farming crops all day. His clothes we’re starting to get dirty and torn by the time Y/N got there.

- Y/N ended up making a little bunker about 30 blocks from where they’re tent was, where they hid all theirs and Tommy’s valuables, such as armor, diamonds & iron, and rations. Although Y/N never gave into Dream and gave him they’re stuff, Y/N simply refused, they wouldn’t be giving in that easily.

- Most of they’re days are spent in caves mining away, chatting and fighting off Creeper’s as they tried to keep the moral high, always keeping Tommy company. Y/N never let him go anywhere alone, they we’re always with him, like his own bodyguard of sorts.

- One time they both find a Mineshaft though and got lost, they ended up at the surface two dayd later with torn clothes, cuts and bruises and we’re in bad shape. Thankfully Y/N had a brewing stand at they’re camp though, so Healing Potions we’re semi-easy to make/get.

- After the duo end up going to the artic though... things got... weird.

- Techno was not expecting to open his door to find the heathen Tommy and sweetheart Y/N at his doorstep shivering and begging to come inside, bags thrown on they’re shoulders as they teeth chattered from the cold wind and snow.

- Whenever Dream comes to visit Y/N always has to hide with Tommy, reassuring him that its okay and they’ll always be there for him, and protect him at any cost, which he highly appreciates.

- The ‘gapple-eating’ thing Tommy did was a cute, yet depressing thing. Seeing him hasitly munching on golden-coated apples was funny and caused giggles, but the meaning behind it always left Y/N with a lump in their throat and a hole in their heart.

- Whenever Tommy is in danger and calls for Dream, Y/N always has to stop him and bring him back to reality, making Tommy realize Dream isnt his friend, and never was. Many nights have happened where the two talk about Tommy’s feelings with Dream, not only for Tommy to vent and let everything out, but also for Y/N to understand whats going on in his head.

- When going into the Nether Tommy always grips Y/N’s hand, as his fear of lava and heights consumes him whole in that firey dimension.

- When Tommy gets up close to Dream in the cabin? Y/N is scared spineless, if people could see them, they’d see the palest, most terrified and worried being on earth.

- Y/N having a heart attack when Ghostbur slips up

- Ghostbur is just a whole thing and just. Y/N needs a break, okay?

- Y/N begrudgingly helping Tommy build his cobblestone tower outside of Techno’s cabin.

- Y/N apologizing soon after to Techno only for him to laugh and ruffle Y/N’s hair, saying he knows how Tommy can get anyone to any situation.

- Very rarely does Y/N ever leave Tommy’s side, when they do its usually to get supplies or visit they’re friends. So when Y/N was walking back to the Nether portal to see Tommy, Techno and Dream all standing there, looking like they’re about to slit the others throat, well...

- Nobody has ever seen Y/N drop kick a person so fast.

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” Y/N yelled, they’re sword at Dream’s neck, as he laid on his back, his mask covering his shocked expression.

“Answer. Me.” Y/N gritted through their teeth, pushing their swordfurther against the masked mans throat. Techno soon chimed in, reassuring Y/N that nothing to terrible happened.

“It’s fine, Y/N. He didn’t do anything, why not we head back home? Wouldn’t want that homeless man to be to scared spineless, eh?” Techno said, hand on they’re shoulder as he looked Y/N in the eyes.

The 3 walked back to the Nether portal, purple mist engulfing Tommy and Techno as Y/N stood in front of the portal. Back turned towards Dream, Y/N shifted they’re head and glared at Dream with eyes that could kill.

“Don’t do anything you might regret, you megalomaniac.”

- When Tommy and Tubbo decide to go fight Dream, Y/N is both excited and scared. They hope Dream will finally be taken down, but they dont want Tommy (& Tubbo) to be taken down as well.

- So like any amazing best friend, Y/N brews up a bunch of potions of Strength, Healing + Regen, Invisibility and more. Even if Tommy thought he was going to be walking out of there alone, he wasn’t going to be. Y/N would make sure.

- Y/N watched from afar as Tommy got his disc out of the jukebox, laughing in success. All Y/N did was clap quietly, making sure they’re Invisibility didn’t wear off. They we’re making sure Tommy stayed safe, even if he didn’t realize it. Y/N loved him with they’re whole heart, and everyone knew that.

- At Dreams secret base, Y/N was just getting there as Tommy took Dreams first canon life.

“Tommy. Stop. Dont do anything you might regret.” Dream snarled, looking at the teenage boy, his blue eyes dull, yet full of passion and vigor.

All Tommy did was pursue forward, as everyone waited for what was to come. Tommy took one step to close though, because Dream had decided that he had enough.

Dream brought his arm into the air, hand curled into a fist, he was about to hurl his hand into Tommy’s face when Dream suddenly fell to the ground, arrow in his forehead.

Dream was shot by Y/N

Y/N stood there, enchanted bow in hand, infront of the nether portal that swirled with an eerie purple mist. Y/N lowered their bow, staring at the man who tortured Tommy for weeks now. Y/N simply stepped forward and towered over Dreams corpse before it disappeared in thin air.

Lets just say Dream wouldn’t be hurting the blonde heathen anytime soon.

a/n: howdy everyone how we doing? Decided to do Tommy x Reader for this post, although i am MAJORLY simping for Wilbur atm and i have brainrot so that’ll most likely be the next post (if i dont do a pt. 2 for this one but even so WILBUR).

Anyways i hope i did racooninnit justice, i have no idea how to do headcannons since half the time i ramble (its the adhd) so this was new for me. Definitely not my strong suit but like you live ya learn. Also, sorry if i left out quite a lot, i might make a fic about this and include more events, but this is really long for headcannons (because of my layout) so i didn’t include to much. I dont want people scrolling for like 20 seconds to go to another post (i write on mobile so undercut is not a thing for me RIP)

Anyways have a lovely day and dont let Tommy eat all your gapples!!

[art-angels]

40 Things to Do in L.A. This Week While You’re Safer at Home [4-30-2020 to 5-6-2020]

APRIL 30, 2020 BY WE LIKE L.A. STAFF

We used to tell you about all the things you could go out and do in Los Angeles on a daily, weekly, and monthly basis. Then, the coronavirus pandemic changed life for all of us, in a thousand small and massive ways. These days, there are no events for us to post about and, even if there were, state and county orders prohibit gathering. But, that doesn’t mean you can’t find entertainment, education, and most importantly, community online. From now on until this whole thing’s behind us, we’ll be posting virtual things you can do from home every Thursday morning. We hope they keep you busy, make you laugh, teach you something, or help you feel less isolated.

This week, we’ve got fitness raves, witchy cocktail shows, magical hotlines, online film fests, so much theater, and more. Have something you want to submit for next week? Hit us up: tips@welikela.com.

On April 30, join KCRW DJs for This Album Saved My Quarantine. Get some inspiration on what to listen to as they each discuss an album that’s making their quarantine a little easier, one song at a time.

WWOZ New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Station presents Festing In Place, an online jazz festival featuring archival sets from the New Orleans Jazz Festival. Listen April 30 through May 2. More info here.

Check out a digital tour of The Autry’s “Women of the West” or virtually stroll through the museum’s ethnobotanical garden.

Get in on Atlas Obscura’s weekly trivia night on May 1 (and several Fridays to follow). Games kick off at 7 p.m. EST (so late afternoon here) and cost $7 per screen. Gather a team of up to five people, preferably those well-versed in “trivial knowledge and fascinating ephemera.”

Microtheater consists of four short quarantine-themed plays you can watch from home every weekend through Safer at Home. This weekend, plays include “Time is Meaningless,” “The Dog Who Fell Into a Mineshaft,” “Well, Well, Well,” and “Rain, Bow, Connect, Shin.” Shows kick off on May 1 and May 2 at 6:05 p.m. and 7:05 p.m. Register to watch as many as you like on Zoom here. Donations welcome.

On May 1 at 7 p.m., LA Plaza de Cultura y Artes will host Keeping the Música Alive…And Well with Louie Pérez of Los Lobos on Zoom. He’ll discuss his work and how the music industry can adapt to the world as we now know it. Register here.

Art Beyond The Glass presents “Sipping at Home,” a live telethon streaming on The Hospitality Life Twitch and Facebook channels on Sunday, May 3. The annual fundraiser gathered some of the best bartenders in L.A. to collaborate on “To-Go Cocktail Kits,” each featuring four special cocktails and some other surprises. Pre-orders are available now for pickup April 30 through May 2 at select locations across the city. The proceeds will benefit the ABTG COVID-19 Relief Fund, which supports local bartenders impacted by the coronavirus pandemic.

The Venice Family Clinic’s Art Walk Auction is now online. You can start building on available pieces on May 3 on Artsy here. Final bids must be placed by May 19 at noon. Proceeds will raise funds for the clinic’s COVID-19 response.

The Pack Theater is uploading some of the best livestream comedy shows on the internet. The next few days include SET LIST, an improv comedy standup show, and Casting Call, where improvisers audition for roles in real-life terrible projects being made right here in Los Angeles.

LACMA is hosting a digital premiere of Arkansas on its YouTube channel followed by a conversation between LACMA Asst. Film Curator Adam Piron and director Clark Duke. The film’s synopsis: Kyle (Liam Hemsworth) and Swin (Duke) live by the orders of an Arkansas-based drug kingpin named Frog (Vince Vaughn), whom they’ve never met. Posing as park rangers by day, they operate as low-level drug couriers by night under the watchful eye of Frog’s proxies (John Malkovich, Vivica A. Fox). However, after one too many inept decisions, Kyle and Swin find themselves directly in Frog’s crosshairs, who mistakenly sees them as a threat to his empire. Arkansas weaves together three decades of Deep South drug trafficking to explore the cycle of violence that turns young men into criminals and old men into legends.

Check out Los Angeles Public Library’s Storytime at Home every weekday at 11 a.m. on Studio City Library’s Instagram. Each episode, Miss Lauren offers a book, songs, and felt board stories for children.

L.A. Theater Works currently has several audio plays available for streaming, including over 30 sci-fi plays within its Relativity Series. Check out their complete offerings here.

Artist PunkMeTender has launched his exhibit, A Battle Won, online. Click around this virtual gallery to see each piece.

Join the Tonga Hut for a tiki party on Zoom on May 1 at 8 p.m. You’ll have to make your own drinks, but you’re welcome to get dressed up.

The Los Angeles Asian Pacific Film Festival has moved online, offering film screenings and filmmaker discussions and talk-backs. The fest opens on May 1 with two episodes of the upcoming PBS series, Asian Americans. Check out the complete lineup here.

The Los Angeles Latino International Film Festival Connect 2020 opens online on May 5 with a screening of The Last Rafter with a Q&A and performance from Lupita Infante to follow. The fest runs through May 29 on LALIFF’s website. All events are free.

Still Life Ceramics will teach you how to make a clay pot on April 27 at 7 p.m. and April 29 at 6 p.m. For $45, they’ll mail you a chunk of clay and postage so that you can mail it back for firing. May 3 at 2 p.m., May 4 at 7 p.m., and May 6 at 6 p.m. On May 7, they’ll host an online teapot masterclass. For $150, you’ll receive clay, basic tools, and firing and glaze for up to two teapots. You’ll need to already have your own wheel and basic knowledge of throwing. 

Los Angeles Municipal Art Gallery (LAMAG) has launched some cool virtual programming, including salon conversations from its archives, art-making activities, and more. See what they’ve got going on here.

Beside Itself is Hauser & Wirth’s first entirely virtual reality-based exhibit. It opens on April 30 and features work from Louise Bourgeois, Mark Bradford, Charles Gaines, Ellen Gallagher, Jenny Holzer, Roni Horn, Luchita Hurtado, Mike Kelley, Glenn Ligon, Damon McCarthy, Paul McCarthy, Bruce Nauman, Lorna Simpson, and Lawrence Weiner. Access it on the gallery’s website using your computer, phone, or VR headset.

Intramersive’s Magic Help Desk is a one-on-one interactive show over Zoom. You’re a magical tech support professional who will help a member of the Magic Defense Force with their mystical object, be it a crystal ball or a wand. Sounds simple enough, right? Bookings are available through May 3. Ticketsare $25.

Mister & Mischief have a free answering service you can call for inspiration, commiseration, and more. Just dial (888) 691-3111 any time to choose which messages you’ll hear. Check back often as extensions are updated almost daily. More info here. Speaking of phone messages, check out the Department of Social Distancing website, where callers can leave voicemails about anything they’re feeling right now.

The Corita Art Center rolled out an online arts education program inspired by Corita Kent, the “rebel” nun and teacher famous for her colorful Pop Art interpretations of religious art. Corita 101 is free to download. It’s designed for a K-5 arts curriculum and is available in both English and Spanish.

Dezeen’s Virtual Design Festival brings canceled festivals around the world together in one place now through June 30. The next few days include an exclusive series of video interviews with Dutch fashion designer Iris van Herpen and an interview with British architect Alison Brooks.

Eva Longoria and Enrique Santos co-host Altísimo Live, a Cinco de Mayo celebration and virtual concert featuring Latin music stars Gloria and Emilio Estefan, Luis Fonsi, J Balvin, Diane Guerrero, and Ana Brenda Contreras. The performances will stream live on Facebook Live, YouTube, Twitch, Twitter, and iHeartLatino’s radio stations and social media platforms on May 5 at 2 p.m. The event is free to view. A donation of $5 to the Farmworker’s COVID-19 Pandemic Relief Fund is encouraged.

The Gilder Lehrman Institute of American History (GLI) and HAMILTON just launched EduHam at Home, a free digital program for students and their families to explore the world of HAMILTON and America’s founding era together. Students are also encouraged to create and perform their own narrative in the form of a song, rap, spoken word, or scene and submit their creations to be shared on the HAMILTON app, social media, and the Gilder Lehrman Institute of American History’s website.

The gently whispering, paper-crinkling folks at WhisperLodge now have a free ASMR scene up on Audible designed to help you fall asleep.

Check out The Light House, a delightfully creepy new horror radio drama from author Jeff Heimbuch and audio engineer/composer Kori Celeste. According to the synopsis: Tara Hollis was supposed to get a fresh new start at her ancestral home, Light House. But when Tara and her family moved into Light House on that warm, winter’s day in 1963, they did not suspect the horror that awaited them; a horror that lurked in the shadows, biding its time to quench its hunger. There is a darkness that dwells in the heart of Light House…one that will tear Tara’s family apart. Do you believe in ghosts? Tara didn’t…until she moved into Light House. Listen on iHeartRadio here.

Get your body pumping with a fitness rave. HyperBody® at Everybody Gym in Glassell Park is now offering HD streams of its offbeat fitness classes, starting with five of its most popular workouts, including the Fitness Rave and Cyborg Abs. An all-day pass costs $5 and an unlimited week pass costs $20.

SCI-Arc’s Main Event 2020 returns in spectacular virtual form this year on May 2 at 6 p.m. The school’s annual gala benefits the SCI-Arc Scholarship Endowment. This year’s festivities include a live dance party with a DJ, digital cocktail lounge experiences, and a few other surprises.

Try a Trap-style Zumba class. Created by @hoodfaory.co, the classes take place on the Trap z*mba Instagram live every Tuesday at 4 p.m. and Thursdays at 8 p.m.

On Thursday, April 30 at noon, join author and Asst. GM at Rappahannock Hope Ewing for a little day drinking. She’ll teach you how to make a savory martini on Instagram.