#and the borgias....bro where do i begin...

[earlgodwin]

from supernatural to the borgias pipeline is so real gotta stan 10/10 toxic codependency and fucked up siblings dynamics with loads of parallels and symbolisms

[amateurfan227]

Shitlist Reviews - 3rd Anniversary Special - Assassin’s Creed - 2017

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m Amateur Fan 2.27 and welcome to the Shitlist, where bad movies burn, and IT’S OUR 3RD YEAR ANNIVERSARY.... yeah, I’m quite surprised as you guys are, 3 bloody years on doing these reviews solo, from films to TV to Music and finally to Video Games; and seeing that the title is based on the movie from earlier this year, I thought it would be interesting to dive in the film, especially this early into the year since its release.

You see there was another reason I wanted to dive into this movie especially seeing that the original game is about to hit its 10 year anniversary (coincidence?); as most of you should know that I am a HUGE fan of the series (not the 2012 prophecy) aside from playing the games I’ve learnt a lot more facts on what life would have been like, such as living in poverty in the Third Crusade, or experiencing the Wealth of the Italian Renaissance or living the life of a native during the Battle of National Independence during the colonials of America.

This game series has it all including living like a scavenger during the Golden age of Piracy as well as fighting in the 7 year war of America or most notably fighting fictional gangs in good ole London during the Victorian age, but aside from History that has me convinced towards this franchise, there is something more compelling that has me intrigued all the way, and that’s not including the incestuous period between the Borgia Family.

It’s the science behind it all, exploring the past through memories that were passed down genetically is something that’s pretty unusual but according to history can actually happen in some cases such as experiencing something that you aren’t usually good at, or going to a place that you’ve never been before but know everything about it even though you’ve not seen it in your eyes. This has happened before through some certain cases mainly representing to children which is unexplainable yet it’s pretty accurate to real-life events.

Another thing that got me convinced in this franchise as well as reincarnations is also a device in the series that has something to do with reconnecting those memories as well as receiving information from past events known as the Animus... granted I may have reviewed some of the games earlier but reviewing it now would make it intriguing as it would express my disapproval of the main feature that soon followed earlier this year, which coincidently is the first movie I’ve seen this year.

Now before I start the review or the production history or any sort of side note, this is the first Video-Game movie that is on the Shitlist, which is pretty important, you see when I review films, I tend to give certain movies passes depending on what status they are, as for Superhero movies, they are entirely different from individual movies as they are based on comics and can be set out in different settings (See Man of Steel Review) or following independent stories such as the Dark Knight trilogy...

But when it comes to adaptation movies, there comes a huge problem as directors will never have enough time to create movies based on television shows, books or in this case Video Games, have a look in the past and see the start of video-game movies, such as Super Mario Bros, or most recently, Resident Evil, or how about those dreadful Uwe Boll Movies.

There is a massive difference when it comes to creating video-game based movies as it will follow towards stories based in the games, it’s between the stories based on the game or independent stories that relate to the game/franchise itself, including characters, backgrounds and mostly settings.

Other movies however contribute them to the same universe, mainly the Resident Evil movies (despite them from going great to straight to the dump bin) or the Lara Croft movies (including the new one which I’m hoping the best for) or this movie, Assassin’s Creed.

Before I start going into the production history based on the film, I should get into the history as well as the setting on the game series; the franchise spawning 10 games is set in an alternate earth where the Brotherhood, a secret society of Assassin’s are attempting to find artefacts of a previous civilisation known Pieces of Eden before their rival society known as Templars use them for law and order.

Through the years Templars have associated themselves in a company known as Abstergo and manages to create an artificial device which has the ability to send a host into the past to relive memories from their ancestors, though I will get into this shortly as the device is intriguing to dive into, in order to find Assassin’s whom have used the Pieces in the past.

The first game was based on Desmond Miles, a bartender and protagonist for the first 5 games, who has been brought to Abstergo to find a piece of Eden known as the Apple, a device which has the ability to define free will in man as well as multiple abilities including cloning the host’s body and others too.

Desmond is caught in a war between the Assassin’s Creed and Templar Order in order to find the Apple in use of his ancestors, Altair Ibn-La’Ahad, an Arabian Assassin from the Third Crusade in 1191, Ezio Auditore da Firenze, an Italian Assassin from the Italian Renaissance, Haythem Kenway, an British Templar in the Colonial Rite and finally Ratonhnhake:ton, an Anglo-Kanien’keha:ka Assassin from the American Revolution War.

Though in the game franchise, Desmond was unfortunately killed during the ending of Assassin’s Creed 3 (which is the only game I deprive the most), the story does eventually continue in Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag (which I believe is the best of the series) as Abstergo has taken Desmond’s body and used Desmond’s brainwaves in order to find a location used from the First Civilisation known as the Observatory.

In order to find the Observatory, Abstergo uses the body of Desmond’s ancestor, Edward James Kenway, a Welsh-born British Privateer/Pirate and Master Assassin, another fun fact for you is that the guy who voices Edward is the same guy who plays John Constantine in the show Constantine including Arrow and DC Legends of Tomorrow.

The series continues from there in different perspectives as well as in different settings such as the Victorian age of Industry, the French Revolution and currently the Egyptian setting during the Ptolemaic Period.

Earlier on I stated that I will be talking about the Animus, granted the device is interesting and it took me at least 18 times to write this down on separate scripts to decode on the device actually works on the host, mainly Desmond as it works only on Memory in order to find the pieces of Eden. In order to use the device it’s obvious that blood would be required or mainly and optic nerve that would be connected between the device and the brain which has been done before in surgeries as well as robotics.

Though stating that a certain amount of D.N.A which would also be retaining a certain nerve which would be connected to the memory centre of the Human brain, though this would be debunked because it would affect the host greatly through causing psychological problems as well as physical problems such as blackouts, tiredness and mainly constant headaches.

The device would also be used to scan the brainwaves as well which would be required to use a head-set in order to synchronise the memories as well as connect with the genetic code of the host. Though in the other Assassin’s Creed series it’s seen differently as you are only going through a virtual reality set rather than an actual biological machine which would decode memory structures.

Even thinking about it at this moment still confuses me on how the Animus actually works, even playing the original game series has no answer to the device... and this is on 18 scripts... Now for the production of the film which is going to be interesting though the film however is more problematic.

The movie’s production originally started in October of 2011, where Sony Pictures was negotiating a deal with Ubisoft Motion Pictures in making a film version of the original game in 3D. In July the next year, Michael Fassbender (X-men: First Class) showed his interest by announcing that he would co-produce and star in the film.

Jean-Julien Baronnet, CEO of Ubisoft Motion Picture stated that Fassbender was the first choice for the film as problems would arise; negotiations were put on hold however as Ubisoft executives planned on developing the film independently in order to maintain creative control though Sony was still able to distribute the film but unaware that Ubisoft had not found a writer as well as a director.

In October of that year, Ubisoft stated that the film would be co-produced with New Regency and distributed by 20th Century Fox; New Regency financed only part of the movie’s production in order for Ubisoft to shoulder financial risk while able to be involved with the film. RatPac Entertainment and Alpha Pictures co-financed the film also in hope for Ubisoft to release a game series along the film’s premise.

In January of 2013, Michael Lesslie was hired to write the movie as well as Frank Marshall entered to produce the movie along with Fassbender’s production group, DMC Film and Eli Richbourg from Ubisoft. Rewrites for the movie were held by Scott Frank, along with Adam Cooper and Bill Collage though a director was found in the eyes of Justin Kurzel (Macbeth).

On February 12 2015, Ubisoft’s CEO Yves Guillemot confirmed that New Regency had begun production on the movie, the next day Marion Cotillard joined the cast with filming beginning late 2015, most likely September. In May of 2015, Alicia Vikander was in talks for the role though her role was taken by Ariane Labed; Michael K Williams was also added to the cast with the revealing of Fassbender’s role as Callum Lynch and Aguilar. With two additional cast members as Jeremy Irons and Brendan Gleeson joining the cast in late October.

Filming began on August 31st being placed in Malta, London, Spain and the 007 Stage at Pinewood Studios; Adam Arkapaw served as cinematographer with Andy Nicholson serving as Production designer; In December of that year shooting began officially in Spain with revealing of Iron’s Role, though Principal filming ended in January of 2016, with additional filming taking place in Ely Cathedral in July.

The film was released on December 21st 2016 though it’s original release date was May 2013 towards May 2015, but the date was pushed back again to August of that year only to be pushed to 2016; it was also released with 2D, 3D and selected IMAX territories. Assassin’s Creed grossed over $50 million dollars in the U.S and Canada with an additional $180 million on a worldwide total of $240.7 million dollars, the critical reception was heavily abused on the movie’s release.

On Rotten Tomatoes, the movie got an approval of 18% out of 182 reviews with an average of 3.9 out of 10, stating that  "Assassin's Creed is arguably better made (and certainly better cast) than most video game adaptations; unfortunately, the CGI-fueled end result is still a joylessly overplotted slog.".

On Metacritic, the movie got a 36 out of 100 based on 38 critics indicating generally unfavourable reviews.

Connections to the game series are drawn through-out the film as Aymar Azaizia, Head of Assassin’s Creed Content at Ubisoft stated that the movie was a “brand new story,  new characters set in our universe” though changes were heavily made through the film to avoid referencing The Matrix in use of the Animus.

The Abstergo compound in the movie features an artefact room that held weapons from the game series, Altair’Ibn-La’Ahad’s sword, Ratonhnhake: ton’s Bow, Edward Kenway’s Flintlock pistols and the cane sword of the twins Jacob and Evie Frye (Assassin’s Creed Syndicate).

Something else was added to the movie as well which was a signature towards every game, the signature Leap of Faith, the leap was performed by Damien Walters, a stunt double whose work features Kick-Ass, I Am Number Four and Skyfall, and he also starred as Fassbender’s body double during the movie. The 125-foot freefall was set as real practical art which is one of the largest freefalls performed in 35 years.

Love it or hate it, the movie does have some official fans stating that the movie surpasses the original game with a bold introduction to the world of the Assassin’s Creed, though I’ve had major doubts on that after watching the movie for the first time. After watching this movie, it’s possibly one of the cringe video game films that have ever been released, coming close to Mortal Kombat.

Though seeing that the games take place on the Assassin’s side of the war between both secret societies, let’s have a fresh look into the movie and hopefully find out if this movie is worthwhile... the key word was hopefully...

  The movie begins with a back story on the war between the Assassin’s Brotherhood and the Templar order which also explains their search of the Apple of Eden, explaining that it will have the effect of removing all free will during use towards a target, which will give them the use of controlling all thought...

As a gamer and a fan of the franchise this is pretty much bullshit as in the game series, a lot of characters who were influenced under the Apple of Eden would either perform acts of violence, or acts of manipulation in the physical manner, without thought however was not even mentioned in the game as multiple characters were able to think and speak their own minds while in use... Nice try Ubisoft...

We begin our story in the past of Andalucia, Spain of 1492, set shortly during the Italian Renaissance but also during the Granada War, as we see the Assassin, Aguilar de Nerha is accepted in the Assassins Brotherhood, which is quite a brutal scene as we see his finger being chopped off, which is sticking true to the series. Following this they speak the creed’s oath which leads to a pretty interesting transition.

Skipping to the 1980’s however as we see Callum ‘Cal’ Lynch performing stunts in an abandoned junkyard on his BMX, but there comes to a surprise however when he finds his mother murdered by the hands of his own father Joseph, a modified assassin, only for Gunmen hired by the Templar Leader Alan Rikkin (played by Jeremy Irons) to capture him leading Cal to escape... from the first 5 minutes of introducing the character, we’ve learnt nothing about him or his family... such great character development.

In the present however, Cal (now played by Michael Fassbender) is sentenced to death for murder which is disturbing as his cell is literally coated with papers representing death and dying... Christ man, how depressing can you be? We then skip directly to the execution by lethal injection, but his faked by the Abstergo foundation which then skips towards the research facility in Madrid... how did they get him there when he was presumed dead? How did they manage to take him under the eye of the public? How did they resuscitate him and bring him back to life? These questions will not be answered...

At the facility we are greeted to Sofia Rikkin (played by Marion Cotillard) how states what we’ve just scene... (Captain obvious... the movie) she also states that due to him being executed (publicly I may add) that he no longer exists.... erm... are you bloody blind? I don’t mean to be nasty but this is set in the same universe as the games so according to the archives, or the games knowledge so to say, anyone that Abstergo has taken is known to have associates who will find him...

Is it just me or is Ubisoft dumbing down the audience here?, would you like an example like Desmond Miles, in the first 2 games, he was pretty much of the map by hand and Abstergo found who he was and shortly in the beginning of the second game, his liberator states that he has family out there...

Obviously Callum doesn’t take this very well and leaves the good ‘doctor’ to himself only to find himself trapped in by Abstergo guards... so for a research facility based on the templar order, there seems to be a lot more Assassin’s than there are Templars... you know this is turning out to be something from a prison escape movie, not an Assassin’s creed film.

Hell... Sofia literally states that he’s not a prisoner there but we see over 20 odd people in full riot gear and freaking cells with security cameras... if this isn’t a prison or a research facility then what the bloody hell is it? For a film based on the franchise, it’s giving very mixed signals... Hell in the next shot we see one of the security guards literally shooting a tranquiliser dart into his neck... christ not even 20 minutes in this film and I already feel unclean while watching this...

In the next scene we get to see something that should resembles the game which a lot of people know by heart, the Animus... a device that is used to recreate or reawaken the memories of previous ancestors...and.... they couldn’t even get that right... They literally give him lethal Assassin’s wrist blades and place him in the machine; if I were him I would literally slice everybody in that room...

How stupid are you to place your ‘patient’ with armed weapons in a machine that can awake the mind of a murderer... I’m pretty sure that this is supposed to be an Assassin’s Creed movie, not the Weapon X program from the X-men universe...

Another thing that got me off about this is that the Animus is a machine that was supposed to be supportive towards the body as well as the mind for comfort towards memory enhancement, in this they literally have a machine placing metal spikes in his back to make him manoeuvre more accurately as well as relive the past... reminds you of Doc Ock from Spiderman 2, huh?

After placing him in the Animus (aside from ON it...) they place a tracker on his brain to synchronise the memories of his ancestor, Aguilar... which raises the question on how did the Templars know who the Assassin’s were in the past, or how to gather the memories of predecessors to find them? Seriously, it’s not even explained in the game series...

Yet they SOMEHOW manage to find the exact memory of Aguilar without mentioning one simple thing that a lot of gamers like me know.... The Bleeding Effect... I mentioned this earlier on but yeah the Bleeding Effect is a big problem while in the animus, you know they phrase as a mind can take so much, while in this the Animus can literally take that to heart...

So after they literally turn it on and find the assassin’s memory, they attempt to relive that memory through Callum, which I have to admit is visually stunning, pointless but stunning... we see Aguilar with some other assassins preparing for a mission to protect Prince Ahmed de Granada from the Templar Grand Master Tomas de Torquemada, who wants the Apple of Eden (not mentioned yet but we’ll get there) with his ally Maria.

They do so (which also causes a few civilians to die by their blade WHICH IS ANOTHER CODE BREAKER) leading one of the templar enforcers Ojeda to take the boy by force leading Maria and Aguilar to give chase, I have to admit one thing in this... the fighting is pretty incredible which is new to videogame movies...

Though this comes to a problem leading the Assassin’s beaten and captured by the Templars, though this comes to a problem however as Cal is pulled out of the machine (just when the action was getting good as well) and given a full look over, only for him to suffer the Bleeding effect via hallucinations.

We see Alan watching a previous press conference stating that he is looking for a cure for violence around the world in order of peace... so let me get this straight, he’s looking for a cure for violence... there are so many problems with that as violence can be brought out by the simplest thing... such as war, emotions (including love as well) substances, psychological problems... so many other things and yet this is the way that Ubisoft is going for.... in the first Assassin’s Creed they stated that they were looking for an artefact in order to benefit the use of technology as well as scientific achievements.... see what I mean by Dumbing down the audience here?

Alan meets up with the elders of the Templar order and gives them his findings but is refused when Templar Elder, Ellen Kaye informs him that they will shut down his Animus reject because they’ve already ‘won’.... sorry Ubisoft you failed... you failed badly.... remember when I stated that this movie made me feel unclean, I repeat that even now...

Callum wakes up however and is greeted by Sofia who informs him about the bleeding effect... you couldn’t have told him earlier on? And her answer to Callum asking what the machine is... A genetic Memory... A while ago I reviewed the prequel to the 1980’s The Thing, I’D RATHER REVIEW THAT AGAIN THAN THIS PILE OF SHIT.... AT LEAST IN THAT MOVIE, THE ANSWERS MADE SENSE...

She repeats the same BS about the facility isn’t a prison which to Callum’s dismay leading him to follow her in their research room where they literally have a wall dedicated to his ancestors... a bit creepy? But this raises a question I asked earlier... how did they find Aguilar’s DNA in order to match Callum’s?

She reveals the life span of the Assassin’s explaining that they are holding murders in for scientific experiments... as I said before this is a prison... not a RESEARCH FACILITY... why would you explain that while stating that you have actual murderers in an isolated building...

And why she is doing this to the prisoners, I mean patients you may ask, is because her mother was killed by an Assassin.... what a f**king load of shit... our motive everybody...

She then explains about the Apple of Eden (which is wrong on so many levels) and states that Aguilar is the only Assassin who had it last and plans on using it to stop violence, stating that it is a disease... as I said, Violence is a ramification of a certain action, NOT A DISEASE....I know I’m nitpicking and rushing at this but I’m trying to make this review over and done with before my mind literally explodes with questions, mainly Why...

We get to see some of the other Assassins in the facility mainly Moussa (played by Michael K Williams) a descendant of Baptiste (Assassin’s Creed Liberation) who also states that everyone who is an assassin is watching him stating that he’s leading the Templar’s to the Apple; however Alan forces Sofia’s hand into forcing Callum back into the animus despite her best efforts to keep him alive. Oh Callum is batshit insane in this scene, just to mention.

Back in the animus, Aguilar and Maria are scheduled for execution though through some mere luck (I say luck, I mean stupidity) manages to get free (while in full view of Torquemada and Templar guards) which leads to a chase through the streets of... actually, it doesn’t say where its set in which is unusual...

Anyway, this leads to a rooftop chase which leads towards something I was looking forward to the most, the signature, Leap of Faith, I went to the cinema to watch this is with the love of mine and boy were we disappointed, I’ll explain, you know how when you leap from the game and end into a haystack... in the film they just cut to black before the landing.

Now let me explain why this works, it’s because Callum’s mind is going into overdrive via the use of the Animus which is perfectly understandable, this causes him to go into a violent reaction causing him to be comatose as well as paralyzed... (Great job there Alan...), while recovering Callum learns that his father is also at the facility (coincidence) leading him to confront his father over his mother’s death (via Rikkin’s influence).

Joseph states his mother was also an Assassin for the creed and she chose to die by Joseph’s hand rather than being forced in the Animus, though after stating that he wanted to protect the creed, Cal states that he wants to the Assassin’s brotherhood destroyed by finding the Apple, though this comes a bit hard as the Assassins prepare to attack him in case he does follow pursuit.

Callum evades this through the guards and prepares to enter the Animus once again to seek out the truth on the Apple, before getting threats by the local guard. In Granada, Aguilar and Maria prepare to ambush a meeting between Muhammad and Torquemada as the Templars are retrieving the Apple.

They do achieve on getting the Apple back as well as defeating the Templars but there comes to a price as Ojeda has captured Maria and forces Aguilar to surrender it, Maria chooses death and stabs herself on Ojeda’s blade leading a brutal fight between the Assassin and the Templar, Aguilar wins and manages to kill off Ojeda before grabbing the Apple and escaping leading to another leap of faith causing the Animus to malfunction violently (we get to see this one).

Before the machine is switched off however, we see Aguilar take the Apple of Eden to Christopher Columbus (why?) and makes a vow that he will take the Apple to the grave with him, giving the Templars the opportunity on looking the Apple. Before the Animus is switched off, we see Callum having a visit from his assassin ancestors including Aguilar his parents and Arno Dorian (Assassin’s Creed Unity).

We see the Assassins starting a riot caused by Moussa, leading for Alan to purge the facility leading for both Rikkins to escape; other assassins as Emir, whose ancestor is Yusif Tazim (Revelations), Nathan, whose ancestor is Duncan Walpole (Black Flag) and Lin whose ancestor is Shao Jin (Chronicles: China) proceed to get Callum free from the animus.

Callum however embraces the Assassin’s Creed and has fully assimilated Aguilar’s abilities and joins the other Assassins to escape the facility (after beating up the guards of course); with the Templars however they manage to retrieve the Apple from Columbus’s burial vault (a bit disrespectful, not going to lie) and converges a ceremony in a sanctuary in London in order to celebrate their victory.

Though they are unaware as the Assassin’s who’d previously escaped have managed to sneak into the sanctuary along with their hidden blades, as Alan takes the stage with the Apple, he boasts on how he’s going to purge the world of the Assassin’s order leading Sofia to leave the stage and manages to come across Callum.

They make small talk only for Callum to threaten her on stating that she started it off, and leaves her alone to blend in the crowd with the other Assassins, he manages to make his way to the stage and kills Alan as well as replacing the Apple of Eden with an average apple, only to escape with the crowd while they run in terror.

Sofia returns to the stage and finds her father’s body only to swear vengeance on Callum for what he’s done; for the closing shot, the Assassins and Callum look over the city London and make another Leap of Faith into the Thames...

And that was Assassin’s Creed...

I hate to say this but after watching this movie again, I think I may have obtained some kind of mental dysfunction while watching this garbage... out of all the games, why BLOODY WHY IS THIS ONE THE WORST EVER MOVIE RELATED TO A VIDEO GAME....

Hell this is worse than Super Mario Bros the Movie... Yeah I said it; at least that had a story that wasn’t all over the place.

Out of all the video game films I’ve watched, this is the only one that has been the most confusing, cringiest film I’ve ever saw,  and that’s saying a lot, granted I’m not expert on the games but at least I have a good knowledge on how the games actually make sense. I’m literally at a loss for words while writing the judgement on this review, and that’s saying something.

There are so many questions based on the motives alone on the so-called Villains through the film, one thing that really bothered me was how the hell are you going to stop violence around the world... as I said before it depends upon an action rather than a disease, bloody hell, I’m getting headaches whilst thinking about that again.

Let me get down to the good parts of the movie first before I literally spawn over 10 pages of negativity.

The movie was visually impressive on how they mixed both versions of our present and past together, especially with the usage of the Animus (which will get to the bad side in a moment); the fighting scenes were predictable though incredibly well choreographed as well as some of the stunt work for that matter.

Negativity comes now which I will attempt to tread lightly.

The script needs work badly as it sounded more of an essay rather than a script, especially due to the fact that they had to repeat the same things numerous times, granted it’s ok for a generic action flick but for a video game movie that has a scientific background in it is pretty redundant to say the least, especially with Fassbender and Cotillard.

Michael Fassbender... granted I love his work, from playing Steve Jobs to Magneto, this role was a very poor choice, they could have gone with someone new or someone that’s short-handed from the silver screen, but why him of all people? The same would have to Marion but her role was well made, but I think she might have needed to actually place some emotion in the movie, you know to build some character between the two of them.

The plot in the movie is irrelevant towards the series especially that it’s pretty much a cut and paste from the first game, mainly towards a hostile environment rather than an actual research facility. Though the plot has major problems there are some that made me want to end the review and stop all together, mainly it’s the villains motive on violence which they attempted to portray as a disease, Violence comes from either physically presence, emotional presence or psychological presence which can be explained in different ways, in diseases, it can be outbursts or symptoms; let alone an actual disease.

The score was pretty underrated and forgettable, and to be honest, I forgot that it was on screen half the time, especially in important scenes; some of the characters needed to be worked on as well as the character backgrounds, mainly on Callum as we didn’t know much about him unlike some of the characters from the video games.

The science in the movie has not been explored or dived into unlike the series which does attempt to explain some of it behind the memories and previous knowledge of existence rather than DNA, the animus in the movie confused the hell out of me as well, mainly towards how it works on the human mind aside from the body which would be more concerned on physical control aside from mental control.

The other thing is how it would communicate with our memory centres in out brain stems, told you I would bring it up again; aside from that another thing is how they managed to recover so much the Assassin’s Creed, especially how they were formed as well as existed for so long.

Out of all the films I’ve come across, this has to be the most infuriating movie I’ve seen this year; hell I stated that this movie was the downfall of this year for me in cinema. There is no ramification on the judgement this movie is going to achieve and trust me there is nothing in this world that will make me a fan of the franchise.

I used to love this game series until this movie in particular shredded everything I loved about it into a simple 2 hour movie that was supposed to be interesting but was quickly turned into complete and utter garbage.

The movie has achieved the Shitlist rating for a good reason, poor plot, poor characters, poor direction and very poor acting. I’m sorry Assassin’s Creed but it looks like you’ve been targeted for the true brotherhood, Requiesce in pace...

I’m Amateur Fan 2.27 and this has been the Shitlist and I’ll see you in the next review, goodbye.