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Clarice: What a wonderful piano!
Hannibal: *doesn't take her hint* What song do you wish me to play for you, love?
Clarice: *plays with the leg slit of her ruffled dress and pushes herself against the keyboard* My song, Hannibal. Just my song.
- fake quote
#clannibal#clarice starling#hannibal lecter#silence of the lambs#anthony hopkins#hannibal x clarice#dr hannibal lecter#jodie foster#hannibal 2001#hannibal and clarice#clannibal smut#he's such a dork#a blorbo#and that's why he slays#fake quotes
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sorry everyone im back on my shitpost elysium bullshit
from this one sorry i read the word swing and blacked out
#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#kimharry#harrykim#<- which one of these two is it#sunnysidedoodles#that 1st harry. what happened to me....... why does he slay...#described#id in alt text#sunnysidedisco#ANYWAYS. DESPITE DRAWING SM SHITPOST STUFF I HAVE DRAWN ONE (1) TRYHARD DISCO PIECE so im forgiving myself by like 5% pfttt
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Thank you for your service, soldier 🫡
#serving the country and looks#slaying silver owls and that outfit#Lilia is literally in a war zone in a cute top youd find in forever 21 and a mesh shirt to make everything ✨pop✨#why are the fae so CUNTYYYYY???? (particularly Meleanor and Lilia)#THE MAN IS EATING RAW RATS AND LOOKS LIKE HES READY TO GO OUT WITH THE GIRLIES#disney twst#twst#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland#lilia vanrouge#twisted wonderland lilia#twst lilia#twst kalim#kalim al asim#twisted wonderland kalim#cater diamond#cater twisted wonderland#cater twst#twst shitpost#book 7 twst#book 7 spoilers#ttcnt sketchbook
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The way you draw Gabriel is so
Slay
Thank you, it was unintentional, but here is Gabriel giving you a V1 while slaying
#ultrakill#gabriel#v1#fanart#my art#ask#i actually genuinely just wanted to draw him like normal why does he slay help me-
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CHARLIE SLIMECICLE? MORE LIKE CHARLIE SLAYCICLE OH MY LORD OH MY GOODNESS
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The Narrator's perspective only gets more horrifying the longer you think about it. Like, imagine being an Echo of yourself—one of many, all made to serve a very particular purpose and knowingly living on borrowed time, if 'living' is even the right word for your current state of pseudo-existence.
You've inherited the mission of a dead man—it's literally the only thing left that you can do before fading, so you sure as hell better believe in it; the alternative would be unbearable. Only you keep failing. With every loop that you don't remember, your lack of agency in this situation becomes starker—you can influence small things, sure, but it becomes increasingly clear that you have no real power, no matter how personally invested you are in the events unfolding in front of you. You are, after all, only an Echo. You've forfeited the right to meaningfully engage with the world.
Worse—every loop you're made aware of is another time you've failed, with unimaginable consequences, though you had no control over these previous iterations of yourself and can't even learn from their mistakes. Everyone around you is operating on a shared perception of reality that you are not part of, will never be part of. After a few repetitions, you are, ironically, the least informed person in the room. All you have left to go on is an evidently outdated script. At the same time, everyone else is experiencing a contiguous version of you, comprised of parts that are, in some sense, also you, while at the same time existing at a complete remove from your current perception of self. Whatever you don't know you did—that's you now. You are, after all, only an Echo. You've forfeited the right to define your own identity, never mind know what it is.
Even worse—this has trapped you within a stagnant hell of your own creation. Nothing you say or do really matters in terms of your own self (the rest of the world is a separate issue entirely). Anything you've come to believe—say, for totally hypothetical example, that you were wrong actually and your envisioned paradise is really a hell beyond any you had the capacity to envision—has about as much permanence as a drawing in the sand. 'You' will continue, exactly as you were, no matter how much you might like to change your behavior. Every possible future has already been set in stone. You are, after all, only an Echo. You've forfeited the right to say anything you haven't already said.
For some reason, no part of any of this has made you feel more comfortable and at peace with the general concept of finality.
The really, truly absolute worst part, though?
There is no one for you to blame but yourself. And that's exactly what turns your story into such a tragedy.
#slay the princess#meta#my meta#slay the princess narrator#stp narrator#stp echo#for the love of god WHAT is his character tag this is a travesty#narrator sweep#natterings#stp posting#this was written as part of another much longer piece of enthusiastic narrator meta#like with screenshots and everything#but this was too good and self-contained NOT to post#in case of the very likely event where i dont finish the full thing#because unlike him i do recognize when im flirting with my own hubris#not that it ever stops me#anyway ask me about the narrator and why hes the most interesting character in stp#who is UNDERAPPRECIATED-- i mean uh#surprisingly overlooked#please there is so much that i could say
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Drew Gabriel in a dress . . . again ✨
This dress genuinely fits him so well AAAAAA!
Heres the dress for reference <3
#WHY DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD IN A DRESS#it should be illegal to slay so hard#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#gabriel#art#my art#digital art
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Unpopular opinion but I actually don't find the second Medicine Seller all that talkative. True, he's more talkative than the first Medicine Seller, but all that's required to be more talkative than the first Medicine Seller is a willingness to say good morning to someone instead of staring at them like a morally offended cat.
As I said after the first time I watched the movie, the first Medicine Seller actually seems to me to talk more, if only because he has stuff to say about the mononoke's Truths and Reasons. Movie Kusu is extrovert talkative—he'll talk if he wants to gossip or if he just wants your food. Series Kusu is introvert talkative—he won't chitchat, but give him a topic he's interested in and he'll tell you about it in detail and at length.
#mononoke#this is why the series makes it clear what the mononoke are but the movie doesn't#movie kusu never really explains#series kusu however talks repeatedly about what the mononoke are and how they're made and why they're made#given the time and audience and materials he'd give a 50-minute powerpoint presentation on the nature of mononoke#(and people would *still* ask him why he can't slay the mononoke without the form truth and reason)
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A phone call between brothers (takes place AFTER this incident and Fiddleford's phone call)
Sorry if this is OOC!
#mama~ just killed a man~~#<- PLEASE get that reference#anyways- the lipgloss is popping and the girlies are slaying <3 (literally)#psychologically messing with the doomed narrative brothers just for the fucksies and the funsies#as per usual#been planning on this lore drop for a WHILE but got sidetracked- so here it is later than never#A brief insight on how Stan got roped into the whole mess and why Ford is so insistent on bringing Bill back#there's a little more to it like how Bill kinda acted like a parasite in Ford's brain?? and it latched onto his mind until he became#like codependant and INTEGRAL to his brain and whatnot#and then Ford killing him from his mindscape was basically the equivalent of him smashing the load bearing pillar of his mind with a#big ass hammer#sooo it left a GAPING hole where Bill used to be- making Ford believe Bill cursed him or did something to him during his last breaths as#revenge#(which Bill obviously didn't because he was busy DYING- altho it's completely fair of Ford to believe that of Bill- that narsty skank)#so he's trynna bring Bill back to figure that shit out- BUT also ALSO keep in mind that Ford is a leetol bit frazzled atm#he's not in his right mind- so he's making stupid decisions and stupid thoughts#anyways#gravity falls#gravity falls au#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#stanley pines#stan pines#grunkle stan#bill cipher#my art#my writing#HWINEBHABWNAJCAHOWEEATOWEUB AU#tw graphic descriptions
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Killer y2k realness
#first time drawing him pls be nice#originally drew this as a joke but why is he slaying#one piece fanart#one piece#killer one piece#massacre soldier killer#my art#lime artchive
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what I find very interesting about the narrator's choice of reward - ie. an eternity of supposed bliss inside the cabin - is that while it seems on its surface just another instance of him projecting his desires onto you, it actually isn't. he himself probably thinks that he would desire an unchanging eternity like the one in the cabin, but...
when he is talking about his reasons for wanting to remove death from the world, his focus is almost entirely on connections to others. he talks about the greater good, having loved ones, wanting better for them. it's those connections that drive him to submit to death in the hope of defeating it. he is definitely selfish, but if he was totally selfish, he wouldn't have been able to do that. he believes his own death is a worthy sacrifice for the continued existence of his world. his vision of an ideal eternity, as he describes to you, is one where connections are endlessly and joyfully rediscovered.
in his ideal ending, you've killed off the only being you could ever meaningfully connect to. and this is one of the main reasons his plan dooms itself. who could bear the weight of an eternity alone? not him, certainly.
#narrates#slay the princess#found this one in drafts...#btw this is why i think of the time loop ending as actually the closest to the narrators vision! despite him clearly not liking it#an eternity of forgetting and rediscovering connections. a cycle of perpetual motion that always ends at the same place anyway#of course. its horribly painful. because that type of existence would have to be. but hes never been able to grasp that.#the pain is also what makes it meaningful! if he could grasp that though he would not be the narrator
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Soup Store
First grocery run, not going well.
#He's trying his best!!!#slay the princess#stp#stp fanart#slay the princess fanart#stp shenanigans#that his wife on th phone btw#ppl on twitter thought it was the narrator#and were like#WHY are you SLAYING THE PRINCESS at the SOUP STORE!!!!#Which I think is funnier#lavdoods_vb#also should add hes got a Galaxy Z Phone#Slice of life STP#probably counts
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#slay the princess#spoiler#spoilers#slay the princess spoiler#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#also unrelated but it takes me so long to draw him#why do i draw him all the time regardless? I have no idea#injury#blood#i cant make up my mind if he should have a BEAK or nah#or sometimes?#I wont be online as much for the next few days. gonna be preparing for Christmas and the New year. But expect a few art on queue
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hey so can we talk about this
#Contrarian are you okay#Why is your immediate response to the Princess saying she likes the courage you represent “but that's the worst part of us”??#slay the princess#slay the princess spoilers#voice of the contrarian#I WOULD think it's because he's. Well. A contrarian but he seems TOTALLY genuine here
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#why he so slay#thank you fromsoft for giving us the most wretched of twinks#messmer the impaler#elden ring#elden ring messmer#elden ring dlc#elden ring memes#elden ring meme#shadow of the erdtree
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I just saw someone say that Tim was the only member of the batfamily who didn’t suck at math.
With the exception of Dick (acrobatics) and Cass (body language) none of the Batkids are THAT much better than the others at a certain skill
Yes Jason is a better shot
Yes Tim is a better detective
And on a technical level they’re much better
Sure
But that means that if they have a 0.001% chance of cracking a case or making a shot. There will be a noticeable difference between Tim being the character or say Damian.
Otherwise
Not particularly.
Think of each skill like a normally distributed curve okay with the mean being your average hero/olympian/hacker/genius
Right
The Batkids will be at the 96th percentile in the skill
With the exception of 1 of them being at the 99th percentile range
Unless you are writing something you can comfortably say is complex/difficult enough to warrant drawing attention to the 3% difference. It’s annoying to bring it up
I exclude Dick and Cass
Because Dicks introduction is the fact he can do something the rest of the kids can’t to the point where it’s an identifier within his own story. It’s how Tim found him, a signature only he can do.
And Cass because she is genuinely cartoonishly cracked in her own storyline and in batfamily stuff she’s borderline a mind reader
(Could also argue Jason for supernatural stuff and the all blades)
These are exceptions because yeah
If you told me Jason, Dick or Steph cracked a difficult case in a run I wouldn’t treat it as shocking information
If you told me Tim, Dick or Damian managed a tricky shot with a firearm in a dire situation (like what happens in the Grayson run) it would be interesting, surprising but like not? Shocking?
If you told me that Jason did a quadruple summersault off a building and landed on his feet I’d be confused as shit
And even WITH Dick and Cass the other kids are still FREAKISHLY good at D&Cs special skills but they both have unignorable signatures
This is a very long winded way of saying when an author simplifies a character down to
“Oh look nice flippy one”
“Smart one”
“Angry gun one”
“Pet collector”
It’s annoying because you basically ignore all the interesting overlap
Like guess what Dick literally has a habit of collecting strays (see the rabbit and 3 legged dog he lives with in his apartment in the new run)
Tim is fucking badass and is very good at dealing with explosives
Damian is canonically currently thinking of leaving the family business and no longer being a hero to maybe focus on helping people in other ways
Jason occasionally works with magic and demon bullshit
And every single one of them is a genius okay literally every single one of them could get a masters in physics, chem, bio and history in like 2 weeks flat.
Their stats are stacked
All of them know enough info to be able to do 99% of a task and yeah someone might call Tim or Dick in for detective help or Jason for muscle and restraining backup but in 99% of cases THE OTHER CHARACTERS SHOULD BE EQUALLY competent
#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#batfam#dc fanon#like listen to me Dick Grayson once calculated how many flips he’d need to break the force of a fall#while he was falling#Jason is canonically a genius#Tim can canonically be as unhinged as Jason#sometimes I’m grateful Steph isn’t popular bc I can just ignore all the annoying fanon and focus on the fun fanon#like there’s more slay canon and funny fanon than ugh why are you like this fanon#Duke is too new in development for me to feel like he’s dealing with this#they were all trained by Bruce Wayne#do you really and truly think he’d let them have flaws?#he beat dick up bc he fucked up and died#I’m paraphrasing and mostly joking okay
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