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this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me
#its always a persons face and its always cropped to be like. just their eyes. its so fuckin weird#1k#5k#10k#25k#50k#100k
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Worldbuilding tip for aspiring fantasy authors! Give that swordsman a bigger ass
#that master of the blade better have a fuckin dumptruck dude#double cheeked up on ye olde battlefield#pun's text posts
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Give that character a big nose. Give that character freckles. Give that character moles. Give them dimples give them acne give them big eyebrows give them a tooth gap give them eyebags please its good for them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its enrichment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#This is about both ocs and fanart. I fuckin love seeing fanart where the artist gives each character unique faces its awesome!!!!!!#Rips the door off my fridge#ruby speaks#Hall of fame
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When Veilguard comes out, please keep it in the back of your mind every single time you interact with Varric and Lucanis that their writer got laid off with little to no warning and that she is and always will be a Dragon Age legend and one of the reasons why the franchise has stayed afloat for as long as it has
#Adding this after the game came out: fuckin yikes#Mary Kirby#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#varric tethras#lucanis dellamorte#dav#da4
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
#i originally posted this as just a 'hey remember how fuckin bad middle/highschool was? shit was wild' type post but now#there are a bunch of teens in the notes being like 'oh my god are you serious? it gets better? im not stuck in hell forever??'#and im reminded that the only people who told teenage ella 'it gets better' were speakers at mental health assemblies#aka the least relatable people alive who were seemingly born to lie to you#so. uh. yeah im a certified adult who isnt here to lie or sugarcoat the realities of being a teenager#the only thing more certain than the pain is the transcience
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#dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#laios touden#i have a tall friend who does this to me#cant hate her for something so fuckin funny tho#chilchucks villain arc
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Penelope: Would I fall in love with you again? Hmmm, well. Can you also move our marriage bed over there? Hmmm? What? I thought we were pretending to be stupid by asking the most idiotic questions.
#“you ask a stupid question so you'll get one in return” -Queen Penelope of fuckin Ithaca#epic penelope#bloopnik rambles#penelope epic the musical#penelope of ithaca#epic odysseus#odyssey#the odyssey#odysseus#odysseus of ithaca#incorrect epic the musical quotes#epic ithaca saga#epic the musical#epic#jorge rivera herrans#epic odypen#odypen
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sometimes a piece of media just! grabs you by the throat and says, "hey buddy! I'm gonna irrevocably alter your brain chemistry now! have fun with that!!"
and then you just ! gotta deal with that ! you guess !!
#isat#in stars and time#bungou stray dogs#bsd#dp#danny phantom#spirit chats#this is specifically about isat rn but bsd and dp did the same thing to me tbh 💀#so they get an honorable mention for also screwing with my head in fun and unique ways#EDIT: SEVENTEEN THOUSAND NOTES LATER AND I FINALLY NOTICE THE GLARING TYPO 😭#mortifying. life ruining. a fuckin tragedy#throat..... not thoat..... 😔 tf man
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one neat bonus of being a picky eater as a child is that adult life is filled with so many beautiful discoveries. have you guys heard about caesar salad? im turning 26 this week
#i didnt like lettuce as a kid#but now as a grown up with a full time job i have the glorious opportunity to pay $14 for very delicious lettuce#im havin a shit week but damn if that salad cant fuckin caesar
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ms 39/11
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Finally read Robins!
I have a lot of thoughts, but I just want to say this panel is the funniest thing I've ever seen:
#addressing Bruce as Batman is such a tell too#hilarious and fucked up#tim drake#bruce wayne#batfam#i continue to maintain that tim being a champion liar while looking like that has given him such an unfair advantage in life#no one suspects this awkward twink with survival skill-level excellence in lying to parental figures is lying to them#not even bruce#my dude this is why you are no longer the world's greatest detective#anyway#I fuckin' love tim drake#robin#robins (2022)
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DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one
#i've been listening to icarus by bastille#and for some reason my brain fills in 'this is how it feels to take a fall' as 'this is how it feels to take off all your skin'#and like fuck man#and I KNOW that’s technically not a misheard lyric but my post my rules cope#anyway my line now#also probably phrased this poorly but its ok#im allowed to be incomprehensible#as a treat#and then fuckin#from we sink by of monsters and men#the original line was 'please look away dont look at me'#and i kept hearing it as 'please learn a way to look at me'#anyway#shoving this post in the queue but please be aware that i am writing it very late at night#q
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decided my fetal kwamis deserved a little lore
#miraculous ladybug#mlb fanart#miraculous#marinette dupain cheng#marinette#tikki#plagg#lol i'm tagging everything i can cause i put a lot of fuckin work into this#uh what else#mlb kwamis#pretty happy with how this turned out#not 100% satisfied but#pretty happy#sorry the second page is so hard to read#oh right#my art
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Straight guy looksmaxxing is so fucking funny dude they'll be measuring facial ratios and shit meanwhile the truth is that if you're medium ugly and have a good sense of humor you're guaranteed to bag at least one bisexual woman. They do not know this because they do not recognize women as members of the same species
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