#and that’s THAT on THAT!

[pyjamac]

[goldenhourhimbo]

tagged by @blacklaces 💕

rules: no cheating! you're starring in a movie with the last person you saved in your camera roll. the last song you've listened to is the title. who/what is it??

A romcom of a one night stand turned missed connection turned love story but the sex scenes make 50 shades look like amateur hour

[velvetstreets]

When Megan said body crazy, curvy, wavy, big titties, lil' waist she was talking about Miriam

Megan def gave writing cred to Miriam bc she was the muse!!! ☝🏽

[hawkinsindiana]

this was a “kenny SCREAMS” type post rather than a “kenny screams!” type post and i think you’re absolutely right for that

i have no patience for stupid and dangerous opinions!

[jellyfishjuliet]

“don't mistake me, i do love the ladies, it's just lately i've been wondering what it'd be like to share the slaughter of innocents with another man,” angelus was tryna FUCK, and he DID, and the fact that this fandom still thinks angel is straight vampire is actually my villain origin, you can like your spuffies and bangels and cangels all you like, but you WILL respect Bisexual Lord of Darkness and Bitchboy Galore, ANGEL!!!!! THEY HAD A CONSENSUAL WORKPLACE RELATIONSHIP!!!! TECHNICALLY SPIKE WAS DRU’S, BUT SHARING DICK AMONGT THE POLYCULE IS CARING!!!! AND YES, ANGELUS RODE HIM SOME SPIKEY DICK!!!!

[thoracicbees]

god breathed life into me the same way you breathe your air into an inflatable sex doll

[incorrect-gentleman-jack]

*upon Ann moving into Shibden*

Ann Walker: I’m going to need my own key and access to your mini-fridge.

Anne Lister: You got it. Can you just do me a favour? Don’t touch my Lunchables.

Ann Walker: Let me make this very clear: I will eat all the Lunchables I want. 

[goldenhourhimbo]

EL OH EL

[ec-machlan]

FUCKING sleepy.

[madderson]

Just googled 1 of 1 meaning and it says used to describe counterfeit goods 😂😂😂😂 it does also say refers to one of a kind goods such as nfts. But the counterfeit bit killed me 😂😂😂 see also maths equation 😂 I'm guessing it's supposed to be personal for just them

😂 who are we to know what goes on in that large bald head. i am choosing to believe it has nothing to do with nfts because i have had enough stress today

[romansbabysitter]

i am a self certified uh, uh, uh, succession blog, as it were - if you will - in terms of like uh, uh, being horny for roman?

[royai]

if i was making a list of media i think every single person should see at least once it would be fma03 & fmab and the haunting of hill house

[alliluyevas]

they really should have just made Heather big love gay.

[roseseafoam]

the retrograde of my retrograde is my prograde

[vilonnie]

people who think eda clawthorne is a lesbian 🤝 people who think eda clawthorne is bisexual

[goldenhourhimbo]

I asked Wes how he would feel if I cradled him in a pool and he said “I’d be cool with it, are people not?”