#and that is a threat :)

[bunnieswithknives]

AU where the Winged Lion was just a littleeeee bit more 'selfish'.

[thebibliosphere]

"Oh hey! I saw one of your posts on Pinterest."

vs

"Oh hey! I saw one of your posts on the front page of Imgur the other day."

Instant fear response. Shaking like a chihuahua. Burrowing underground. I do not wish to be perceived.

[neeeeeoposts]

joining the “edd is taller” movement

[blueblue73]

my mission in life is to make edward teach look as babygirl as humanly possible everytime I draw him istg

[shadamypositivity]

IM GONNA SOBBBBB he's just soooo cute and small oh oh oh my heart

[qqueenofhades]

Also, on that joking-but-not-joking note, if I have any international followers who are willing to marry me in a pinch (should the worst happen) so I can get citizenship somewhere abroad, I WILL be putting out the SOS. So we can start planning our very own fanfic now, or something?

[tightjeansjavi]

Joel Miller deserves all the forehead kisses in the world <3

All the snugs <3

All the love <3

press little kisses to his knuckles too he loves that <3

Play with his hair, not his heart

He loves a good deep tissue massage after carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders for over 20 years

Lil knee kisses too bc he’s an old man

You better kiss the patches in his beard or so help me—

His beard is a lil’ scratchy, darlin’ but he loves to nuzzle you <3

Tummy kisses!! (If you don’t kiss his tummy, then I will)

P.S. don’t even think about trying to get up to pee in the middle of the night because he’s glued to you like cement <3

Thanks for reading my delusions 🤠

Kiss his lil rosy cheeks ^.^

[fatiguedcoffee]

give us vegas you COWARDS

[stupidlittlespirit]

may or may not be having disgusting thoughts about Stanley Pines this fine monday evening

[ganxiously]

Okay, this is clearly becoming a house for heathens so we need to establish some ground rules over here people. Stop. hurting. Tommy and then not sending him to the hospital!! I have read so many fics where he's wounded/pinned/unconscious/nearly dead and then the story just ends! Are you even watching a first responder show?? do your first response and give that man some freaking first aid and some tlc. I honestly cannot take the angst anymore 😭😭😭

also: you mpreg people, stop making their child sick or you will find me under your bed tonight.

[idk-space]

i just think he’s neat :]

[mostly-imagines]

just for the record

i know who like 3 emoji people are and i spend every day on here trying to connect the clues to who all the others are

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Centuries of my ancestors fighting for independence and I'm still a white man's whore

[tributary]

if you're hate following me you will adore me soon

[qqueenofhades]

Now that my fic muse has, however temporarily, been resurrected from dormition, I suspect that I will also have to return to my beloved Fivan and in the land of snow and shadow. We'll see, but yes.