#and that dom top is Ambrosius

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Why are Ballister's eyes so big? So he can see men better??? Thats kinda gay.

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[yrrtyrrtwhenihrrthrrt]

Good morning everyone. I haven't written smut since the last time I wrote smut so it's time for

✨ Goldenheart NSFW Kink Headcanons✨

For both versions. 🌶️Spicy🌶️ content beneath the cut (obviously)

Movie

First we have the obvious: praise, competency, body worship, it's basically canon at this point.

I also think they'd be very into roleplay. It helps them to escape their situation and enjoy each other in New Ways for a bit. Before the events of the movie, they would roleplay that Bal was a Knight and Ambrosius was a commoner, or that one of them was a villain, or any from a myriad of stranger meet-cute roleplays (they are both switches). Post-canon I think they'd work in a hero/villain roleplay to process some of their issues.

Heavy possessiveness kink from Bal. He wants to be marked up, he wants to be owned, he wants to remember constantly that he belongs with his man who makes him feel so loved and safe. Ambrosius is naturally a pretty respectful guy but upon receiving permission to be stupid possessive it comes easily to him (he wants nobody else to touch his man ever at all and he wants EVERYONE to know Ballister is his)

I think these two would also be into experimenting with some light BDSM stuff, like light bondage, teasing, edging, etc. They already explore power imbalance stuff in their roleplays so I think this just adds to it. While they are both switches Ambrosius Doms more often, especially post-canon because surrendering himself to Ambrosius really helps Bal build trust. Bal can certainly go freak-mode though, Ambrosius really likes getting his hips bruised from being gripped so hard by a metal hand while he's being railed. The hand-shaped purple mark on his skin is a sexy reminder of their activities.

Comic

Kinky kinky kinky motherfuckers these ones. As we know. Ballister always Doms, but he doesn't always top (it's rare for him to bottom, but he does ride on occasion, since Amb lacks lower body strength and mobility due to injury)

I think they'd be into a lot of BDSM practices. Nothing 24/7, just scenes, but I cannot imagine they wouldn't. Heavier bondage, chains, ropes, suspension, etc., it's fun for both of them when Ambrosius can't move beyond squirming. Degradation I can see being their biggest kink-- Ambrosius wants Ballister to be fucking mean to him. Call him pathetic, stupid, a slut, a fleshlight, a sex toy, fucking anything. Ambrosius doesn't know why but it gets him so riled up (it's because he felt pressured to be perfect his whole adult life and being broken down releases that pressure.) He wouldn't be into insults of his appearance though, bc he's insecure about it, and Ballister also could never call him ugly with a straight face even if he wanted because he is just way too smitten. In addition to that as far as BDSM goes I think they'd be into discipline/impact play. I can see spanking Ambrosius to be very cathartic for Ballister, and also very fun for Ambrosius.

Outside of typical BDSM shit I imagine that this Ballister also has a praise kink but is in Big Denial about it. He thinks that because he doesn't like being called a "good boy" he doesn't have one. He is not correct. Ambrosius has a praise kink too, on top of his degradation kink, but that's what comes out during vanilla sex.

Ballister is also a huge salirophiliac, he likes fucking Amb's appearance up, ripping the clothes off his body, messing up his hair, getting cum all over his face and body, he just wants to turn his prim and proper little dandy into an absolute fucking mess.

Lastly I think these two (particularly Amb) would be super into cockwarming, it's like cuddling x1000 intimacy and he loves having Bal inside of him. This ranges anywhere from incredibly intimate, quiet, soft cuddles where Ambrosius is in tears from how loved and safe he feels being filled and in those arms, to cheeky teasing exercises where one or both of them will try to get the other as desperate and whiny as possible until they cave and just have sex.

And both sets of gentlemen are of course incredibly good at aftercare and make each other feel safe, loved, and regulated after any kinky or intense sex 💛

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Oh Top Drop for the wip game 👀🤭

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Content warning for Spicy 🌶️🌶️🌶️ content below the cut. All my WIPs can be found on this post !

So as many of you may know I am in love with these two bastards being kinky and doing BDSM stuff, I feel like it's in character for them and would be a way that they'd process a lot of their individual and relationship traumas while building trust etc etc. BUT it can also be a hormonal gut-punch for both parties involved so I decided to write a little thing about Ballister waking up with bad top-drop and guilt/anxiety surrounding what they did and Ambrosius comforts him :) I liked this because I feel like I write a lot of Ballister comforting Ambro and wanted to do the other way around, also I think in portrayals of BDSM it's rare to see Doms portrayed as being affected by the scene as much as subs are so I wanted to do some of that ! Here is a little snippet :>

Ballister turned on the lights and flinched a little when it hit his eyes. He turned back to Ambrosius and carefully looked over his cheek. “I can't believe I slapped you. What kind of a sick asshole slaps his partner in the face?” His face was already covered in scars, the pain was probably triggering to him, and he didn't say anything because Ballister had him convinced he was so irredeemable he couldn't say no. Ambrosius raised an eyebrow. “Ballister, sweetheart, it's kink. You didn't hit me out of nowhere, or because you were angry. We were just having freaky sex. I enjoyed it. You respected my boundaries. I said I'm only okay with light slaps to the face with your left hand, and that's what you did. You didn't do anything wrong.” Ballister, satisfied at seeing no redness, kissed his cheek. “I suppose. Was the aftercare enough? Did you feel safe? Do you feel comfortable and reassured?” “Yes, it was plenty enough for me. Was it enough for you?” Ambrosius’s gaze was warm with gentle concern.