#and thanking the heavens that josele and yami knocked some sense into him

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Grey Deer Bonding

Julius: Squad bonding activity time! Today we're going with Josele's suggestion! Several Grey Deer: (groaning) GD 1: No one wants to gut a fish with you, carcass girl! Morgen: (moves to fight) Yami: (holds Morgen back with one hand) Josele: Actually, I was thinking of something simpler: a wheelbarrow race. GD 2: What's a wheelbarrow? Josele, Yami, and William: (thinking) Gods they're sheltered. Morgen: A wheelbarrow is a tool a gardener uses to carry heavy loads of rock or soil or smaller tools. Several GD: Ooohh… GD 2: So you want us to push wheelbarrows around? Josele: No no. For a wheelbarrow race, it's teams of two where one person acts as the wheelbarrow, walking on their hands while their partner holds them by their ankles. GD 3: You want us to walk on our hands? GD 4: You want us to hold someone else's ankles? Several GD: (look grossed out) Other GD: (look confused but interested) Yami: Seriously guys? You get beat up and bloody on the battlefield but you can't stand a little dirt on your hands? GD 1: Getting dirty on a battlefield in honorable. Getting dirty to play a game? That's what peasants do. William: (eye twitches) Yami: (cracks knuckles) Julius: Everyone please. We all agreed that these bonding exercises would be open to the suggestions put forth. It's a simple game and sometimes, simple is the way to go. For those who don't like the idea of getting dirt on your hands, you can easily wash them afterwards or even wear gloves to prevent any dirtying in the first place. What do you say to that? Grey Deer: (give various signs of agreement)