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.................... Guess who gave himself a shit ass haircut and got haunted by another shaggy haired blonde about it.
#can't say 'harassed' really like it was the voices. but still. he told me to get more bald.#anyways i succumbed to madness.#i'm still wanting to lurk about it but this is really funny. like undeniably. i wouldn't even consider dima to be a blorbo#and he's bullying me. or maybe it's solidarity. maybe the voices told HIM to get bald too.#i barely have a mullet now. it is the shortest a mullet can possibly be. it's so sad.#and one thing about me is i actually get dysphoric if my hair is too short. it's insane. but true.#fucked up offbrand gender. still some guy about it. but it's Weird.#and stupid. if i'm entirely honest.#one bitter silver lining is less sensory issues though. like i am reminded (partly) of why i always wore it short egg mode#still... my fucking hair. just. the worst anyone has ever done it .#i feel slightly out of control and i just fuck everything up . and i just have to live like this. for months.#DEVASTATING.....
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i think i'll probably elaborate on this eventually because i'm not sure how well i can word this right now, but essentially one reason i keep coming back to homestuck is that to some degree it's also an excercise in self examination? i enjoy it as a work, but i also feel compelled to dissect my response to it, for a variety of reasons. if you think that sounds like a nightmarish ouroborous of OCD-fueled pointlessly mastubatory overthinking then you'd be right
#its entertaining intellectually challenging something that pisses me off a little bit AND an object of nostalgia and sentimentality#and i like that i can engage with it on all these different levels but sometimes i get really weird and convinced i'm being wrong or mean o#well it doesn't matter to be honest#i feel like my current prescence in fandom doesn't really reflect my attitude and i don't know why i care about that so much but i do#the cute art and yaoi fanfiction is just the highest returns for the lowest comparitive effort yknow? i like to play + have fun#and yet... it's not enough. but as it stands i don't really have the ability to take bigger swings. or the balls to be honest.#speaking of yaoi i have come to view dj as expressions of those different and conflicting parts of my personality#mr i must brutally dissect myself and little miss intellectual coward. what if they got along after all. and what if they fu#actually ive said enough about that. i've said enough for an entire week here and i'm probably pissing people off now. anyway:#i think my best fanwork is ultimately about me and not the work. like i don't really feel comfortable making assertions about the work.#but i can use it as a means to get at stuff i might not have otherwise... yeah. idk. sorry about this stupid insane rant. goodnight all
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awesome when. you're procrastinating but for some reason you can't do the mindless enjoyable activities you want to do that would take your mind off whatever's causing anxiety because you have to do another activity (like khm meet up with a friend) so you get the worst of both worlds bc work isn't getting done and you're also anxiousđ©·
#cause. yesterday and today are my free days and listenâ this friend cancelled last time and she's rarely free and our schedules haven't#matched up for like months !!! so i shouldn't put this off#but now my free days are âwastedâ Without actually wasting time like i want to do đ#honestly to be entirely honest i really really want to finish this fanfic. it's all i want i cannot emphasize enough how little of a shit i#give about this degree but i need to be done. with this#and i don't even have time to do this . bc i'm horrible at managing time and bc when it's not comingâ i can't force it#like you can't squeeze sentences out if you're having a shit day and encountering mental blocks and all that. i mean i can't#so. i can't exactly schedule any kind of creativity?? since it's so elusive. does that make sense#if only i was still an unemployed good for nothing layaboutđ then i'd have so much time for stupid shit..#kata.txt
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AUGH. EUGHK. ASNSLKJG. AUSIGDKJGLDJ. AJFSHDZJLGDHNJKT.
SHE'S ON MY LAUNDRY HAMPER. I WOKE UP AND SAW HER FACE AND TOLD HER GOOD MORNING. I EVEN GAVE HER A KISS. I'M SO FUCKING GIDDY I COULD EXPLODE. I'M NOT FUCKING MOVING HER UNTIL I GET HER A MATTE AND FRAME BECAUSE IT'S WHAT THIS PRINT DESERVES EVEN IF IT KILLS ME
#Senu Dialogue#I'M OBSESSED. I'M SO OBSESSED.#LOOK AT HOW HER EYES GLOW#SHE ALMOST LOOKS AMUSED WHICH I KNOW IS JUST MY MIND TRICKING ME#Although let's be honest she would find my stupid antics somewhat amusing#I'd tag you SV but I'm shy so HERE'S THE FUCKING PROOF THAT I BOUGHT THE SECOND LARGEST SERANA PRINT YOU COULD GET ON INPRINT#THANK YOU AGAIN ARNAERR I OWE YOU MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE
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thinking about how batshit insane the whole try guys situation was again
#idk it just came back to me now that I'm rewatching andrew's content#and it's just... my god#basically a study case on cancel culture if I'm being honest#they knew the ENTIRE TIME the guy cheated on his wife#which first of all. is not really of anyone's business#in a corporate sense#but I digress. since he was hooking up with an employee I guess it was relevant#but still. they knew. and they only chose to do something when shit hit the fan#and yet everyone ate it up like yaaaas three woke people who did exactly what needed to be done#THEY ONLY DID IT CAUSE PEOPLE FOUND OUT#AND THEY DIDN'T WANNA LOSE THEIR AUDIENCE#THEY KNEW#people are so easily manipulated by online narratives like I sweaaaaar#who gives a shit! if he cheats on his wife! and how is that only his fault! that was A GROWN WOMAN!#I hate that cancel culture has made everything so black and white now like. that's such a stupid situation overall#anyway. I just started thinking abt it and decided to rant abt it to see if my brain lets the topic go lol#rambles*
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-. lil extra psa (I promise I'm not ignoring anyone, just kinda tryna figure out how TIME MANAGEMENT FEELS LIKE- ahem) i'll be going on an unfollowing/soft-blocking spree very soon, so just as a little heads-up!
#;psa#yknow just spring... summer... cleaning?? idk len in his/their/her villain era IDK IDKD FKLHLGLKHG#so yes that was all i wanted to post it before i forgot lmao BACK TO WORK~#i have plans for stupid mythvoiced if you saw the bare bones muse doc i'm putting together based on the one i was using#vaguely based but i will credit them as 'inspired by' on m'rules once i'm done BUT YE#vague shit i'm also tired of intro posts to be very honest i always disliked doing them KLDSGFGJDLSJGFKJLHGLK so maybe i'll#scrap the entire tag a whole lot of maintenance WOW i'm half-tempted to keep an eye out on bunnie's commissions re-opening bc DAMN#not sure if it'd be alright to promo the url directly so bun if you see this let me know but truly#you've gotta check her stuff out no one does it like her
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Summary:A little warning to your boyfriend who is insecure about his face.
warning:smut, face riding, pussy eating
a/n: @ldh0000 hope you like it luvđđ«¶đ» really obsessed with himđđ»
wc:0,9k

"Baby, aren't you ready yet?" Chan spoke as he entered the room and looked at you doing your makeup in front of the mirror, you looked at him in the mirror and spoke "No, I'm sorry this is taking so long." Chan walked over to you and leaned over the mirror, fixed his hair "Wow, today I'm declaring myself the ugliest man in the world." You put down your makeup without reacting to his 'joke' and turned to him, saw that he's smiling at you "How many times do we have to talk about not saying things like that?" He looked at your furrowed eyebrows and chuckled, kissed your cheek "Oh, don't take it seriously honey. It was just a joke. I mean⊠when I look at myself, well⊠I'm just exaggerating a bit."
You rolled your eyes and talked more to yourself as you did your makeup "It pisses me off that you don't realize how good you really look. I can't understand all your insecurities." he folded his arms and continued to listen to you as the smile on his face grew "I wonder how you dare to call yourself ugly when your handsome face and amazing body drive me crazy. I could even sit on your face and praise you for hours just to prove how beautiful you are, stupid." He raised his eyebrows questioningly and let out a chuckle, then you realized what you said and turned your head to him and made him laugh.
"Okay I didn't expect this much, to be honest. But I can't say I didn't like it." he leaned towards you and spoke against your lips "Should we cancel today's plans? So you can sit on my face and I won't joke about my looks again." You licked your dry lips, the thought of it making you clench your legs together. "Promise?" He smiled and held out his hand. "I promise." You took his hand and stood up, watching Chan take off his shirt and lie down on the bed. You now realized you were holding your breath and let out a deep breath. Chan, who was looking down at you, bit his lower lip excitedly and patted his lap. "Take off your clothes and come here," he didn't even have to repeat.
Your panties were on the floor in a short while and you were now on his lap, he gripped your hips tightly and let out a deep groan as he pressed you against him. "You look so beautiful." You smiled at the compliment you received. "You should see yourself. God...I have the most beautiful boyfriend." He gave a shy smile and pressed you back against him. "Let me taste you, I can tell how wet you are even through my clothes, fuck." You lifted your hips and moved forward a little more, stopping when you got to his face, Chan placed his hands on your legs and gave your clit a small lick first. When this unexpected move made your hips move away from his face, Chan tightened his grip and made you sit down completely.
His tongue started licking your hole, as you felt his big nose, made you let out a loud moan at the same time. "C-chris..Y-yes- you're so good.." The compliment he received excited Chan instantly and he continued his tongue strokes. Your moans showed that he was doing a good job, and with the confidence that came from it, he took care of your entire pussy. You ran a hand through his hair, begging for more. âRide my face baby, I know you want it. Make your boyfriend happy by giving him what he wants.â You started to move your hips slowly, Chanâs face was almost completely covered with your juices, you moaned in pleasure as he sent a muffled moan into your pussy. âPlease- youâre so good yes keep going- f-fuck Iâm so close.â Chan didnât care if he was out of breath at that moment, he didnât stop or slow down his movements, what mattered right now was for you to cum on his beautiful face and he wanted it right now. Your moans were now like tears, your hips roamed over his face, Chanâs tongue was enough to destroy your hole. First he licked it all over and then he guided it to your hole and pushed it inside, while he helped you ride his nose where it was right next to your clit. Your hips were still moving to your face, you let your clenched body relax as you finally came. The cum that was dripping from Chanâs chin started to run down his neck. He didn't let you get up, he wanted to clean up every bit of liquid himself.
When he finally loosened his grip on your legs you shifted to the side and looked at him, swallowed as you looked at his face that was still full of your juices. âFuck, youâre beautiful even when youâre this messed up.â He laughed at your hypnotic tone and looked away from you for a moment. âThank you baby. Ah..if thatâs what Iâm going to have to go through every time Iâm insecure, Iâm okay with that.â You laughed and punched him lightly in the chest. âNo, you promised.â He caught the spot you hit and a laugh echoed through the room. Chan leaned in and kissed your head. âI know, Iâll keep my promiseâŠIf you sat on my face every time I wanted?â You nodded, he smiled at that. âGood. Come back now, Iâm not done with you.â
#skz imagines#stray kids imagines#skz scenarios#stray kids scenarios#skz smut#stray kids smut#skz x reader#bang chan#bang chan imagines#bang chan smut#bangchan smut#bangchan imagines#chan imagines#chan smut#christopher bang#bangchan x reader#bang chan x reader
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I feel like i'm wasting my time oooOooOooo
#i thought this last night#but it does feel like i just wasted an entire year of my life#and like i'll be honest i have a real problem when it comes to time#i hate wasting it and to me wasting time = doing what i don't like doing / not doing what i like to do#bc i'm gonna be on this bitch of an earth for maybe 80 years and i'm turning 20 and that means i'm a Œ done#so why am i wasting time? i have to but it makes me feel so bitter#not to mention the envy#i know it's my own fault for being stupid and lazy that i have to work like a horse now#but i just feel so envious seeing other people having fun and having more free time#i feel awful about it but there's not much i can do except stew in my own bitterness and hatred
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smut prompt #8 for logan đđ
forty five minutes in the closet
a/n: not me literally writing this in right where you left me ch4. hilarious and iconic timing, because i was fighting the urge to just have them fuck full on in that closet. so here's my chance to do just that. for funsies i'm shoving it into that universe. do not look at me for using that gif. i literally can't deny myself the sight.
summary: an alternative scene to what really happened in that closet.
OR wade wilson forces logan to play seven minutes in heaven. (it was longer than seven minutes if we're being honest.)
word count: 2.6k+
pairing: logan howlett x f!reader
warnings: EXPLICIT SO MINORS DNI, exhibitionism, dirty talk, logan is filthy af and we love that, spit, fingering sort of, p in v sex, quickie, rough sex, biting, he's down bad for his honey what can i say, panty gag, a formal apology for how fucking horny and unhinged this is.
The closet felt smaller than intendedâeven as your back was pressed to the wall hard enough to feel the cracks in the drywall that stretched to the ceiling. Laughter filtered through the thin wooden door as Wade told yet another joke about shit you couldn't discern. Even if you asked him to explain, you'd still be confused come morning.
Logan leaned heavily against his side of the closet. Approximately two feet of space between you. The tips of your shoes touched his boots. The faint scent of cigar smoke still lingered from where he ripped it out and tossed it in an ashtray. You wouldn't have cared if he smoked in here. You might have asked for a puff.
He insisted on keeping the air clean in case you had to breathe.
Wade claimed you were playing seven minutes in heaven. Seven minutes of alone time with the man who made your head spin. In a proximity close enough to feel the heat of his body from where you stood. Although you'd been standing there for four minutes (you were keeping count via the watch on Logan's wrist) and the group seemed to have forgotten about the both of you entirely.
"Do youâumâknow what usually happens here?"
A smile curved on his lipsâeyes scrutinizing you with a look that told you he was teasing you. "Yeah. I do. I'm old, not stupid."
"I just wanted to make sure..." In a swift move you barely saw, he rose to his full height and crossed the invisible line holding the two of you on opposing sides. "Ohâ"
"Honey." His voice was low, yet you felt as if he was screaming in your ear.
"Yes?" you breathedâeyes fixed on the way his chest took up your space. His flannel was stretched across it and for a moment you wondered if you started salivating at the sight.
"Are you nervous?"
Another raucous round of laughs broke through the darkness that surrounded you. But you could barely hear them over the echo of your own heart. It hammered loudly against your chestâquickening the closer he got. The more his large frame began to engulf you in a warmth you only dreamed of. You clamored to come up with a response, to flippantly push off his advance with a tease of your own.
His hands pressing on either side of your head to the wall behind you killed every ounce of bravery you had left. All your worries and thoughts about what lay on the other side of that door were extinguished. Logan leaned down, his nose brushed yours, and inhaled deep enough to steal the breath from your lungs.
"I can smell you," he rumbled. "Sweet like honey."
A searing heat built beneath your skin, burning from your cheeks down to the tips of your toes. Your mouth openedâwords still fighting to be formedâbut he didn't need an answer. Not when he could smell the arousal that pooled between your thighs. How you subtly shifted to find a bit of friction in the hopes of something more.
"You mind if I kiss you bub?"
A piece of you fractured in the darkness of that closetâsettling comfortably in his own chest. You might ask for it back after all of this, but Logan felt his chances of you walking out as his were growing the longer this went on.
Glancing upâeyes wide and darkened with lustâyou bit back the whine that crawled up the back of your throat. "They'll hear us."
He shrugged, shifting close enough for you to almost taste the whiskey off his lips. "Good."
"Loganâ"
Lips pressed to your cheek, drawing a soft sigh from your parted mouth. "Somethin' tells me they're just waiting for it." His hand left the wall to trail along your waist, dipping slowly with a kiss to the corner of your lips. "And somethin' also tells me...you like that idea."
It's not as if you were entirely opposed to the idea. Actually most nights (if not every night) was spent with you imagining what it would be like to feel him this way. To be stretched with his cock so much you would feel a delicious burn.
You craved it.
He knew solely from the wanton look on your face. The way your eyes fluttered the further his hand went.
"You gonna let me in or what honey?" he cooed, fingers dipping beneath your skirt to seek out the slick that soaked the lace of your underwear.
Surely the seven minutes had run out, leaving the both of you to make a choice. Stay here and keep going for everyone to catch you. Or walk out, find a room, and continue this in private.
The thought of waiting a second longer snapped at your heels with an air of impatience you let consume you. What the fuck did it matter if they heard you getting fucked against the wall? What did it matter if you'd never live this down as long as you lived?
How could you actually think about shame when Logan's fingers were pressed against your dripping cunt, seeking out your clit through the thin fabric that divided you.
Sagging against the wall with a soft moan, you gripped his flannel in your fist and yanked his lips to yours. He groaned, falling into your body and effectively pinning you to the wall, as his tongue met yours. And suddenly you realized...you liked how whiskey tasted off of his tongue.
He devoured you with the kiss, swallowing each moan and stunted whine as his fingers made quick work of finding your clit. Rubbing quick circles, he plunged his tongue into your mouth - licking at your teeth with a fervor that seeped down into your stomach. It was messy. His spit mixed with yours, staining the skin of your cheek. Your slick coated the inside of your thighs as he pushed the fabric into you roughly.
Yet none of it felt enough to ease the ache that spread rapidly down to the tips of your fingers. Your heart twisted as he gripped the back of your neckâleading you in a kiss that divulged down to nothing but teeth and spit.
You wrapped an arm around his shoulders, your leg hooking around his hip, in the hopes of dragging him closer. To feel the hard bulge against the rough denim of his jeans.
"Look at you," he mumbled against your cheek. "All pretty and leakin' for me."
A sharp burst of need pulled tight at your stomachâthe breath torn from your lungs. "Insideâ"
He smiled. "C'mon honey. Use that smart head of yours. Gimme some words."
His words were a brutal tease that scraped against your skin. Yet that coupled with his fingers that seemed to hold an edge of desperation, left you gasping for air. Fingers dug into his shirt, lips found his in the hollow darkness, and you begged for mercy. This was your penance. The altar he intended to bend you across.
Oh how you longed for him to follow through.
"Fuck me," you managed to get out between sharp intakes of breath and heady kisses. "Please Logan. It hurts.
The sound that emanated from deep in his chest could only be described as feral. You'd never heard him like that before. Bordering on the line of unhinged and sanity. A flare of want pulled at your body, echoing loudly in your chest.
You wanted to hear it again. To feel him break beneath your palms as he rutted into you with need. You ached to watch him whittle himself down to the barest of his senses. The animalistic urge of lust he kept hidden for weeks on end.
"Yeah?" His words were a snarl against your ear, teeth scraping your jaw as he ripped his hand away. "'M gonna make it better. Gonna take away the pain."
Nails scratched at the back of his neck when you heard his claws slide outâcutting through the fabric that clung to you. It was sopping wet; proof that you hadn't in fact been lying about your need. Logan felt his cock leak in his jeans at the sightâhow your slick clung to his fingers as he swiped along the gusset.
"All for me," he sighed.
"Uh-huh." If you thought you sounded needy before, that was nothing compared to this moment.
He eyed you briefly. The hazel you'd grown fond of now dark and clouded with lust. The plea for more lay on the tip of your tongueâready to be laved against his skin the longer he took. But then he brought the fabric to his mouth, his tongue running across it with a broken groan. The breath was punched from your lungsâlegs shaking as a wave of slick poured out of you.
"Oh fuckâ" you gasped, cupping his chin to catch his lips in a kiss.
The clink of his belt buckle echoed like a gunshot in the small space. Your heart began to race. Fingers shaking as you watched him tug his cock free; fisting the red and leaking tip with a throaty moan. Saliva filled your mouth at the mere thought of him sliding between your lips. The image of him feeding you his cock with a smile.
He fanned the flames of your simmering fire, offering you pleasure with ease.
His hand gripped your other leg, positioning it over his hip before pushing you up along the wall. The yelp was muffled by his lips; your hands finding purchase against his hot skin.
"Gotta be real quiet now bub," he mumbled, sliding his cock along your drenched cunt.
The head tapped against your clit once, twice. By the third time your teeth were dug into your bottom lip so hard copper burst on your tongue.
"I promise."
He chuckled, breathless. You joined.
The compact space stretched out before you, expanding with each joined breath and laugh. Passion intertwined in your chest, reaching for him with a tender touch of reverence. And nothing existed but the two of you.
"Hey Logan."
His cock jumped at the sound of your voice so light and airy. "Yeah honey?"
"If I don't tell you after this." Your hips canted into his, grinding towards where he positioned himself. "I had a really nice time tonight."
His heart fluttered as your words settled into his skinâsoaking up your warmth. "Me too."
The laughter diminished the second he pushed forward, sliding into you with a slickened thrust that left his body shuddering. You swallowed the sob that wrenched from your chest when he kept going. Stretching you until you felt the burn begin to seep into your body. You weren't prepared for how addicting it felt; how mindless he made you.
Seven minutes had surely blended into fifteen, giving the group no doubt of what you were doing. That only solidified when he bottomed out and you moaned so loud it nearly gave him a heart attack. His fingers clamored for something in his pocketâhis lips sliding against yours to silence the endless whimpers. He filled you until you saw white behind your eyes each time they fluttered closed.
"They're gonna hear ya," he muttered. You caught a flash of lace before it was being pressed to your lipsâwilling you to part them and hold the fabric between your teeth.
Logan gave you one minute to find your brain in the muddled thoughts that filled you, before pulling out. Only to slam back in. Your cry was muffledâeyes rolled backâand he felt a searing triumph begin to form in his chest. At the sight of you in a messy state of bliss.
His hips slapped against yours, the wet slide of your cunt a loud echo. Adding to the symphony of his groans and your whimpered sounds. Your spit soaked into the lace, fingers digging hard along the planes of his back, and he felt you gush at the feel of his teeth sinking into your neck.
"So fuckin' sweet for me," he grunted, cupping your ass to push you back and forth on his cock. A shift in the angle had you going dumb. Eyes wide and glazed with tears. "My pretty girl huh?"
Fuck you wanted to scream. You longed to hear his name bounce off the closet walls and spill into the foyer of Wade's damn apartment. To remind them that time was still passing and their limit had reached the vastness of infinity.
He pounded into you with sharp gasps of praise, words that fell on ears deafened by the rush of blood that ran right to your head. Oxygen felt secondary when his cock kissed the wall of your cunt with such accuracy it left you blinded. Enough to have you sobbing into the spit soaked lace - tears spilling down your cheeks.
"You take it like it was fuckin' made for you yeah?"
You nodded, breasts bouncing as he fucked you along his cockâhis other hand pressed to the wall. You took it like it was made for you, because it was made for you. Logan belonged to you. Whether he knew it now or not.
"I can feel you squeezin' me," he gasped. "Gonna cum?"
"Mhm," you mumbled, the squelch of your cunt loud enough to block out the laughter from the outside.
"Then do it honey." His thumb found your clit, swirling it with sharp pointed circles. Your toes curled in your shoesâhead falling back to the wall with a soft thud. "That's it. Fuckin' cum for me."
"Mmffâ" A sob of what morphed into his name tore from the depths of your body. Rendering you a shaky mess in his arms as you clamped down around his cock.
Slick poured out of you, coating the hair along the base of his stomach in your essence. Logan growled at the sight. His eyes narrowed and teeth bared with each stunted thrust of his hips into yours. Claws punctured the drywall behind you as a way to keep his body level. To ground himself as he came with a hoarse groan he quickly muffled into the top of your breast.
Grinding into you, he emptied himself entirely. Rope after rope of his spend now filling you to the point of dripping down to his balls.
You felt the need to drop to your knees and taste him.
To clean him entirely and place him neatly back in his jeans. But the movement of your body no longer remained an optionâyour legs numb and back sore from being pounded into the wall.
He removed the gag with a huff, kissing you gently with his thumbs pressed to the tops of your cheeks. A soft caress. A contract to the rough way he manhandled you.
"I can't feel my legs," you sighed into his mouth, tongue swiping along his bottom lip.
"You're not supposed to." The weak slap to his chest had him laughing louder than intended.
"Don't worry. Wade won't notice if you carry me."
He groaned, his teeth scraping at the flesh of your breast. "Don't fuckinâ say his name or I won't be able to fuck you again tonight."
You giggled, running your hands through his mussed hair. "Whiskey dick?"
"Shut upâ"
"He's told youâ"
Lips sealed over yours, hips pushing yours until the sigh stuttered from your chest. "Don't fuckin' start honey."
You smiled into the kiss. "Or you'll finish?"
A thump rammed against the door, startling the both of you. You half expected it to swing open and expose Logan with his jeans down to his knees and his softened cock still inside you. But all that came through was Wade's laughterâhis knuckles rapping on the wood.
"Did he rise babygirl?" he shouted much to the detriment of the group who booed behind him.
"I will cut you open through the door!" Logan snarled. A triumphant laugh rattled the walls as Logan lowered you to the ground. Only for Wade to get the last official word.
"HE ROSE!"
#logan howlett x f!reader#logan howlett x reader#logan howlett x you#logan howlett x y/n#logan howlett smut#logan howlett#my writing
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The mother of the ocean
Batfam Yan! Ă Batmom Selkie! Reader
Note: English is not my first language, sorry if there is any translation error




the ocean
That's where you belonged, you had arrived at the coast a few months ago everything was so new to you
It was the first time you left the sea on your own all you knew about this new world were relationships that the other selkies told you.
But you were brave and decided to go out.
This whole new world was too new for someone as inexperienced as you, you knew that selkies in their human form were too attractive for ordinary humans.
So it was not strange that no one could take their eyes off you, in the eyes of ordinary humans you were an angel fallen from heaven.
And then you met him
bruce wayne
He fell for you as soon as his eyes fell on you, you were the most beautiful and charming woman he had ever met
For you he was not Bruce Wayne, the multimillionaire playboy of Gotham
Just Bruce, the kind man who deep down cared for others, although he will not show it
Some time later he told you his big secret, he was Batman and he introduced you to Richard who was his adopted son and also Robin.
You were like a mother figure Richard at that time, it had been a short time since the death of the little boy's parents leaving a big mark on him
But since you arrived everything had changed, forming a family was not in Bruce's plans.
But he didn't regret having met you, you were the only thing he needed
And he wasn't going to let you leave his side
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The waves were getting bigger and bigger, a big storm was about to start
It was time to go back to the ocean, to your home.
Even if you wanted to stay you couldn't, a part of you said you would stay with him but another part said you should leave.
That very day Bruce had proposed to you, he had only known you for a few months but he was sure you were the love of his life.
But all you did was give him a confused look and then you ran away.
He thought he had pushed you too hard, didn't you love him?
He chased you to the coast, a few weeks ago you had started to behave strangely
He asked you if something was happening to you and you just said it wasn't important, he knew you were lying.
"Bruce I...I haven't been completely honest with you"
"What do you mean?"
You asked Bruce confused, he didn't understand what you meant, was it something so serious that you weren't even able to tell him
"I...I'm not the person you think I am"
You said as you turned to look at him, at that moment you didn't know what to do, if you stayed with him you were betraying your home, your family and culture.
But if you were going to betray him, you loved him more than anything and you knew that he loved you too
At that moment you were too stupid and you didn't know what you wanted
"I love you Bruce, but you're not mine"
You said for the last time before a great wave consumed your body, Bruce tried to stop you but it was too late.
He watched as your presence disappeared among the waves of the sea
That day I felt like I had lost again what I loved the most
And again he couldn't do anything about it
For years he went to that beach looking for you, hoping that one day you would come back
But you never did, you disappeared from his life like dust.
But he swore that if one day you came back he wouldn't let you leave him again
Never again
_
After a year you went back out to the coast, the summer sun hitting your shiny skin
Your old skin fell off your shoulders
You had to get clothes as soon as possible, you weren't going to be naked on the beach, you had manners!
You just had to wait for your collaboration to peel off your body and you could finally walk again
You thought you were alone, you chose the most desolate place without people on the entire beach
You were so distracted that you didn't even notice the dark-skinned boy who looked at you in amazement
As soon as you looked up your eyes met his emerald eyes
At that moment you felt your body filled with nervousness
You greeted him awkwardly while giving him a nervous smile
"Are you a mermaid?"
The younger one asked, it was the first time Damian had seen a creature like you
"No, I'm a selkie" you quickly denied, it was the first time a human had seen you before you completely transformed "besides mermaids and salkies are different because-"
Before you could finish speaking you heard a distant voice calling the young man
"Damian! I was looking for you all over the beach, you can't-"
Bruce's eyes widened in surprise when he saw you, after so many years you had returned?
He had waited for you for more than 20 years and now he was back
"(Name)..."
Your name came out of Bruce's lips, you could barely react when you felt Bruce lunge at you to hug you
Damian frowned confused, because his father was hugging a strange woman
You felt like your body was about to break from the force of Bruce's hug
After so many years he had you in his arms again
And this time he wasn't going to let you leave his side
_
He had taken you to the mansion as soon as possible, he wasn't going to let you stay on that beach alone
Bruce had introduced you to all the members of the family, apparently he had adopted many more children than you imagined
You felt a little bad for having missed so many things
Your relationship with them was pretty good, well with almost everyone
Richard was still as sweet as when he was a child, when he saw you again he didn't know He took off from you
It seems that he was still a mommy's boy
With Jason it was a little difficult, you found out that he had died and then revived, leaving the poor guy with a lot of trauma and problems
You tried to understand him and show him that you were always going to support him, it was difficult but you managed to gain his trust
You knew that deep down he wanted that support that they could never give him when he was little
Sometimes you had your doubts about Tim, how is it possible that someone as young as him could survive with so few hours of sleep!?
The first time you found out you asked him to improve his sleep schedule, you couldn't let him stay up so late
It made you happy that he listened to you, well almost
He still had horrible sleep schedules but he tried to take some breaks
It was quite difficult to get along with Damian, maybe your first meeting with him was calm
But after he found out about your history with Bruce he completely hated you, so you were the one to blame for Bruce looking at the sea all the time in a melancholy way
You tried to have a good relationship with him but nothing worked, he ignored you or said that you could never be his mother
You understood that he was angry because his life had changed, it wasn't easy to get used to something
So you gave him his space and didn't pressure him, even so you were kind to him
Over time you started to get along better, you told him about your adventures in the sea and facts about marine animals that he had never heard
He would never admit but he liked spending time With you, something in him wanted you to never leave
Barbara was someone quite kind, you got along well since the first time you met her
You used to go out with her and the other girls to walk and talk
Cass was someone quite quiet but she still liked being with you, it was a little difficult to have a conversation with her but even so she was the sweetest girl you had ever met
Stehp was someone quite good, she spent most of her time with cass
You could tell they were good friends, and you used to bring cookies for them
In stehp's words your little streets were the best in the world
All this was so perfect, but you knew you shouldn't get attached
You knew it was wrong to abandon them but you couldn't stay
The day was approaching when you had to return to the coast
But what you didn't know is that none of them were going to allow you to leave
_
"You can't go (name)! After all this you're going to leave me again!?"
Bruce said trying to get you to see reason, you couldn't leave him again, didn't you love him enough?
"You don't understand Bruce..."
You tried to back away but he ended up grabbing your wrists and pulling you closer to him
"Understand that (name)!?"
His grip on your wrists tightened and made you let out a sound of pain, you were sure that would leave a mark there
"Let me go, it hurts!"
You tried to get out of his grip but it was impossible, in your human form you were too weak, maybe you should have listened to the other selkies and never returned to the surface
"I didn't want to do this, (name), but you leave me no other choice"
You could barely do anything when you felt something embedded in your neck
It was a sedative, your vision became blurry, and you could only feel Bruce's arms wrap around your almost unconscious body
You could see a cynical smile forming on his face
Who would have thought that at that moment your nightmare would begin
_
Every day was worse than the last, you spent all day locked up in the mansion
Bruce had told everyone your secret and from that moment on everyone had become more possessive
All the time you felt watched, plus the whole family had become more clingy with you, they were not going to allow their mother to abandon them
You should be happy that they are with you! They only want the best for you
Not only did you have to spend all fucking day with kids who wouldn't leave you alone
You also had to put up with a "husband" who wouldn't even let you go to the bathroom alone
Every day that passed you hated Bruce more, because he was the one who put those ideas in the heads of others
You were very stupid to trust a man like him
Bruce started to think that maybe he should get you pregnant, so you could never leave his side
But the first time he approached you with ulterior motives you hit him
And during that whole week you didn't say a word to him, maybe when he regains your trust he could get closer to you again
But you weren't going to allow it, you hated Bruce with all your being, sometimes you wanted to kill him but you knew that would only cause more problems
For now you will have to learn to live like this
Who knows, maybe at some point you'll get used to it!
Or maybe you'll live the rest of your life miserably locked up in a mansion.
You just hoped that this nightmare would end one day.




I finished this pretty quickly, I really liked the concept of this story
I was thinking of making it a bit romantic but I'm better at writing angst than romance
Request made by @writing-flower
I hope you like the resultđ
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Kissin and shit - Morph, Colossus, Gambit, Quicksilver. Heehee. here they be! I might or might not do more. It really depends bc I'm doing these as a writing exercise more than anything lol. TWS: Alcohol consumption mentioned, lots of overly enthusiastic smooching. Sexual references but no smut.

Morph
    âI love you- I love you so, so muchâ Morph doesn't have a minute to reply to you as you kiss them senselessly. Every once in a while when you separate to breathe, they try to speak, only for you to interrupt them with more kisses each time. Morph hums in a confused but happy sort of way. Youâve basically thrown yourself onto them, kissing them again and again until they loose their balance and the two of you topple backwards. The moment you realise youâre falling your hands slide behind their head to cushion the fall, and after a wide-eyed moment of shock both of you are laughing.
    You kiss all over their face, eyelids, cheeks, that little bump where their nose would be- and you donât stop even as they start to fully fall victim to their laughter. God- did you love that sound! You catch their lips in a kiss again, and they hum in appreciation, panting when you finally pull away with a genuine smile on their face.
    âNot sure what I did to deserve that, but can you tell me so I can do it again?â
Colossus
    Piotr is struggling to keep up with your fiery, passionate kisses. Heâs just a quiet as he always is, but you can feel his chest heaving against your own. His breath hitches as you drag your teeth across his bottom lip, before moving your kisses down his neck. Youâre gentle with your kisses and nips- lavishing him with all of your love. Heâs still silent, not a sound leaving his mouth, but you can feel his large hands squeeze around you just slightly.Â
    âPiotr? Are you okay?â You ask when you finally pull away. Heâs more red than youâve ever seen him before, flushed from his ears and all the way down his neck. He doesnât respond to you at first, his blown pupils looking back and fourth from your lips to your eyes a he fights the urge to pull you closer and kiss you until the next morning.Â
    âYes⊠Yes. More than okay.â
Gambit
    âYouâre so drunk.â You giggle, hands buried in Remyâs hair before he pulls you into another drunken kiss. Theyâre wet, messy, and sloppy kisses, but you canât seem to get enough of them. You can taste the alcohol on his toungue as it slides against your own, feeling the slight sting of the taste.
    âPot callinâ the kettle black, Cher. Youâre just as drunk as I am.â Remy chuckles, having pulled away for just a split second before you reel him back in again, your skin buzzing with delight from the feeling of his body against yours. His hands drift down to your thighs before heâs hiking one up against his hip.
    So what if you were both a little drunk? To be honest, even if you were sober, you knew that the two of you would still have ended up in the same place you are now- smoochin.
Quicksilver
    âWe really need to get going.â You say, and yet youâre still kissing Pietro, holding onto his tie that he hadnât even been able to put on before the two of you had gotten carried away. He snorts a laugh against your lips, picking you up and wrapping your legs around his waist in a split second, his lips hardly leaving yours the entire time.
    âTo what? Fatherâs stupid gala? We have plenty of time.â Pietro sighs, pressing his forehead against your own, pretty, white lashes resting against his cheekbones with his eyes still closed. âIâll just zip us over when weâre done.â He says, walking you over to your desk where he sets you down- french kissing you the entire way there. You hardly have time to pull away and breathe to respond to him.
     âBelieve me, Speedy, if we donât get going, weâre going to be here all night.â
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àčàŁ âââč àŁȘ Ë I brought the heat back - OT7
(synopsis) âïž how enhypen is when they're jealous àčàŁ â
ot7 enhypen x fem!reader âïž fluff, tiny angst if you squint âïž jealous enha âïž petnames âïž wc
đłđđ đŻđđđđđđđ - ìŽíŹìč
you were currently on a date with your boyfriend, heeseung, and he had gone to go order for the two of you when a familiar figure approached. "hey y/n! long time no see!" turning and recognizing the guy as an old school mate, you smiled, happy to reunite with an old friend. "oh my gosh! it's been ages!" as the two of you caught up, someone's eyes were drilling holes into the back of the dudes head. heeseung saw the way he looked at you and how you were oh so oblivious to it. making his way over, heeseung sat down next to you, wrapping his arm around your waist and pulling you closer to his side. "hey baby, who's this?" he asked, smirking at the guy. immediately, the dude noticed what was going on and left with an apology in a speedy exit. "hee~ were you jealous?" you teased, not being able to help a giggle that slipped past your lips. "me?? jealous?? pssh! never!!" heeseung shot down. oh he was totally jealous.
đ·đđđ đ±đđđđđđđđ - ë°ìą
ì±
as jay was waiting in line, you had been wandering around the store when a person tapped your shoulder. thinking it was jay, you turned around quickly, only to find a random stranger. "hey, you're really cute and i was wondering if i could get your number?" he asked confidently. before you could even say a word, someone pulled you in by the waist and said: "she's not interested. so no," looking up, you say jay with his jaw clenched and a serious expression on his face that screamed "mess with my girlfriend and you're dead" kinda vibe. the dude looked like he was about to shit himself and then ran off, leaving you and your very jealous (but hot!) boyfriend. "oh my gosh! were you jealous jongie??" you gasped, bringing your hand up to your mouth to add more of an effect. "no! i would never!" but his red tinted cheeks gave him away.
đșđđ đ±đđđđđ - ìŹìŹì€
you had spent the whole day cuddling with layla and your big baby of a boyfriend had had just enough of it. "baby! stop paying attention to layla and pay attention to me!" jake whined, pretending to be annoyed at the fact that you were giving his dog more attention than him. to be entirely honest, jake was a tad bit jealous of his dog because why was she getting all of your attention when he was sitting right there? he would never admit it though because he would never see the end of you teasing. "aww ok i'm sorry jakey! are you jealous of layla and all the cuddles and kisses she gets?" you asked, knowing fully well that jake was in fact jealous of his dog. "n-no...that's stupid if i'm jealous of layla! of course not!" he blushed, looking away. oh gosh, he was so cute.
đ·đđđ đșđđđđđđđ - ë°ì±í
you and sunghoon were just shopping and you happened to pass by one of your co-workers, so naturally, you smiled at him and said hello as you passed each other. unfortunately though, this caught the attention of your boyfriend and he would not let it slide. "who's that guy you said hello to? why were you smiling at him like that?" he questioned, not caring if his jealousy was showing. you couldn't help but giggle at how jealous sunghoon got over a tiny little thing. "hoonie! he's just my co-worker! silly goose," you teased, poking at sunghoon's cheeks. "hmph! i didn't like the look he gave you though...does he know your mine??" oh boy, jealous hoon was a very persistent man.
đČđđ đșđđđđ - êčì ì°
it was vert rare for sunoo to get jealous, but when he did, oh boy, you were in for a full day of pouting. according to sunoo, one of the cashiers was "checking you out" instead of checking the stuff you were buying because he obviously couldn't see your beautiful, handsome boyfriend right next to you! so now, you had a whiny and pouty sunoo walking beside you, complaining how blind that guy must have been if he didn't see that you had a boyfriend right next to you. "don't worry sunny, i'm sure he saw you and was just too memorized by your beauty!" you said, trying to cheer him up. he wasn't actually mad but you knew that he was a tad bit jealous due to the cashier practically flirting with you in front of sunoo. "well, i know you love me anyway so there's nothing for me to be worried about," he stated with sass, flipping his hair and doing his iconic model walk. goodness he was so precious.
đđđđ đ±đđđđđđ - ìì ì
right now, jungwon couldn't help but feel the jealousy running through his body. some random guy had the audacity to come up to you, WHILE he was right next to you, and ask for your number, saying how cute you were. naturally, you were flattered by the kindness but quickly turned him down, saying that the guy next to you (jungwon) was your lovely boyfriend. "oh come on wonnie! don't let it get to you, he didn't know any better. plus, i only have my eyes set for you!" you winked, trying to lighten his mood. his smile broke through his jealous expression and he suddenly felt better after just hearing your reassuring words. of course he knew you would never leave him like that, but it was nice just to hear your sweet words.
đ”đđđđđđđđ đčđđđ - è„żæ ć
in the busy hallways of school, you saw one of your old friends pass by and he said a quick hello with a sweet smile before disappearing into the school crowd. so when you sat down at your desk, and your boyfriend, ni-ki, was there too, with a look of jealousy? what were you supposed to do? "who's that guy who said hello earlier? he questioned, a dark look in his eyes. at first you were scared on why he looked so pissed, but then you stopped, and then smiled realizing that he just had a nasty case of jealousy. "ni-ki!! you were jealous weren't you!" you accused, giggling slightly at your realization. "what? no!" he denied, furrowing his eyes brows. "aww it's okay ki, i only love you," you smiled, teasing him slightly. "alright fine, i was a bit jealous. but only because i don't want anyone looking at my girl like that!" of course he wouldn't. nishimura riki doesn't like sharing.
eeep! of course i had to add the famous lines in bthb for hoon and riki cuz it's their lines, but other than that, this was so fun to write sense i basically just put bthb on repeat and based this off of it. i hope you enjoy! reblogs, likes, and feedback are very much appreciated! <33
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Horrorfest: I'm Smarter Than The Devil, I'm Smarter Than the Devil! [Yandere Demon Chrollo x reader]
Title: I'm Smarter Than the Devil, I'm Smarter Than the Devil! [Yandere Demon Chrollo x Reader]
Synopsis: You should always read the rulebook before committing to a deal with the devil.
For Horrorfest request:
Hi! This is my first time sending in a prompt, so please forgive any formatting errors :) the prompt is "Reader doesn't read the fine print and accidentally sells soul to demon!Chrollo" (hxh)
Word count: 1024ish
notes: yandere, bad decisions

It isnât fair. It simply isnât fair. It is oh so, completely, wholly, utterly, entirely unfair.Â
âI didnât knowââ you start, and stop, and hate how childish you sound. Whining and petty, and this is no petty thing.Â
After all, youâve sold your soul to the devil.
Well, correction. Youâve sold your soul to a devil.Â
A devil you hadnât seen in years, and hadnât expected to see ever again. Not after the night you made the trade, a trade which had seemed simple enough at the time.Â
Everything seems simpler, doesnât it, when youâre not looking back with the unwelcome clarity of hindsight?
â
âAnd⊠all I have to do is sign your book?âÂ
How weak you must lookâhow human, how mortalâto the demon standing in front of you. The bandage heâd wound around his head when he first showed up is gone, and underneath it, imprinted on his skin, is a mark that is sure to mean nothing good.Â
Heâs not bad looking, you suppose. For a devil. Dark hair and eyes that seem to see right through you. Part of you wants to ask about the coatâdoesnât it get hot, where he comes from, with the fur collar?--but now that youâre soaking in the reality of it all, mostly youâre focused on the book in his hands.
A book that glows, a book with pages whose words swim around when you try to peek at them.Â
The demon smiles politely, with no teeth. If he were to grin, would he have fangs?Â
âAnd agree to make a trade.â
You swallow. Right. The book said you would have to make a trade with the demon you summoned. This could be anything, as long as the demon wanted it. Someone elseâs life; a precious object, usually sentimental; or well. Your stomach squirms at one of the other things the book said a demon may want, and you hope it doesnât come to that.Â
âWhat⊠do you want to trade for?â You want to smack yourself on the head the moment the words leave your lips. Giving the demon an open-ended opportunity is a rookie mistakeâand yeah, it was your first time summoning a demon, and maybe some of the online articles you found were a bit sketchy, but the guide book seemed solid enough. Given by a friend of a friend who swore his cousin used it and it worked out just fine.
The demon snorts.
âDidnât your little book tell you not to leave it up to me?â
âUm.â You shrug, feeling stupid, and human, and very, very pathetic. âYes. But I justâwell.â You turn out your pockets, empty as anything; thatâs why you summoned the demon, after all. You need your big break. A way to make money, to be successful, to finally have the lucrative career you always wanted. âI figured itâd be better if you just tell me what you want from me?â
The demonâs gaze narrows.Â
âWhat makes you think I would want something from you, little human?â He takes a step forward, and a warmth fills the air. Not a comforting warmth, but something unpleasant, like the smell of gas when you open a stove. âHow arrogant.â
Heâs going to kill you heâs going to kill you heâs going toâ
âBut there must be something you donât have,â you blurt out. âEven demons must be unhappy like we are, and want something different. Right?â Oh, itâs stupid, and unbearably human, but itâs the first thing that comes to mind. Honest, dumb thing that you are.Â
The demon parts his lipsâand then closes them abruptly. He tilts his head at you, gazing at you with a curiosity just as unpleasant as the bitter warmth around him.
âWhat an unusual thing to say,â he murmurs.
Heâs going to leave. He wonât make the deal. He might kill you, at worst. At best, youâve done all this for nothing.Â
âAll right. Iâll make a deal.â
You canât hide the surprise on your face.
âYou-you mean it?â Giddy, awful hope bubbles up inside you. âButâwhat will you trade for?â
The demon smiles primly. âSomething you canât even feel. You wonât miss it once itâs gone, I promise you.â
Your head is too full of anticipation to think about it further. The bitter air around you doesnât help, adding an almost hazy feeling to your head. Something you canât feel and wonât miss⊠maybe a talent you didnât know you had? Or one you did, but wonât miss after heâs taken it. You always did like singing, maybe heâll snap up your singing voice and shove it in his pockets. Or heâll walk away with your favorite genre of book, forgotten in your emptier head, no worse for the wear.
âDeal!â You blurt.Â
He does smile wider then, a grin. He doesnât have fangs, but that doesnât make it less unnerving.
The bookâs pages glow when he holds them out to you, and theyâre warm when he presses a quill in your hands and bids you to sign your name.
You do. Shaky, uneven. But your name, there, forever in the pages.
The book snaps shut.
You have only a brief glimpse of the demon before he disappears in a wisp of black smoke. As he vanishes, he says something, but you donât quite know what it meansâ
âChrollo.â
â
You canât feel a soul, and who knows when itâs gone? Not you, certainly. Though thereâs something jittery about the realization that youâve been walking around for years with nothing underneath your skin but your brain and bones and blood.
Did anyone else notice? Was some light gone from your eyes, never to return?
All because some demon had lifted your soul like a pickpocket. Through deception, through misdirection.Â
âDonât be so sour with me, dear.â The pet name makes your stomach roil.Â
That bitter warmth from so many years ago, the unpleasant hit that feels like itâs coming from a furnace, seems to rise up from behind you, pushing you into his arms. He still wears his coat, after all these years; an impractical looking thing, considering how hot it must be where he comes from.
How hot it must be, where youâre going.
He presses a chaste kiss to your forehead.Â
âItâs not my fault you didnât read the fine print.âÂ
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đđđ„đ€ đąđŹ đđĄđđđ© (đđ§đ đŹđš đđ«đ đ°đ) â
pairing:Â dabi + f!reader
word count:Â 4381
cw:Â getting to know each other (against your better intuition), flirting, bad flirting,some explicit language but nothing too bad, no quirk AU, dabi commits a crime or two
summary:Â In which Dabi meant to text Toga instead of a random stranger. But these things happen, and you were never one to shy away from troublesome men. This whole thing is told entirely through text messages.
a/n: check out my AO3 for different formatting! :)
Mar 02Â 10:07 PM
Unknown: Grab bleach while youâre out Unknown: And paper towels
You: who is this??
Unknown: So funny
You: u got the wrong number my guyÂ
Unknown: Shit Unknown: You donât happen to have some bleach at your disposal rn?Â
You: try the convenience store You: whereâs the body at, anyways
Unknown: Ohara street by the fitness park, you should come check it out
You: sounds enticing You: iâve always wanted to be on a true crime podcast
You: sort of expected myself to be the alive one though
Unknown: I was taught that women tend to be smart about stranger danger and stuff Unknown: You're out to prove me wrong
You: howâd you know iâm a woman? đ€š
Unknown: U sound cute Unknown: And men donât listen to true crime
You: thatâs so sexist You: and correct You: you'd do numbers on reddit
Mar 03 00:16 AM
You: hey donât leave now
Mar 03 00:34 AM
Unknown: Had a body to take care of
You: you didnât wait for me? :(
Unknown: ⊠Unknown: Are u fr
You: ofc not You: i donât hang out with edgelords
Unknown: Whatever u r probably boring anyways
You: entertaining enough for u to keep texting me
Unknown: We all have our moments of weaknessÂ
Mar 03 01:09 AM
Unknown: So wyd
You: you donât have anybody else to bother?
Unknown: I do Unknown: I want to bother you tho
You: damn, whatâd i do to deserve this
Unknown: Is that a complaint
You: i have uni tomorrow and ur buzzing keeps waking me up
Unknown: Mute your phone, stupidÂ
You: canât mute unknown numbers
Unknown: Save this one then Unknown: Or block me idc
You: what name should i put it under
Unknown: DabiÂ
You: lmao i knew you were an edgelord
Dabi: Stfu
You: good night to you too
Mar 03Â 07:58 AM
You: fuck
Mar 03 3:56 PM
Dabi: Did you miss me that badÂ
Mar 03 4:32 PM
You: i overslept and am blaming you entirely
Mar 03 5:19 PMÂ
Dabi: Sucks to be a useful member to society
You: why what do you do
Dabi: I'm actually a bit of a part-time freelancer, you regular uni folk just wouldn't get it
You: freelancing around ohara at 1 in the morning sounds like the truly fulfilling purpose we all long for You: did you just get up
Dabi: Hey now Dabi: Yes Dabi: Iâm still in bed technically, looking at the ceiling fan is so interesting when I don't want to move a muscle
You: you are everything I am jealous of
Dabi: I promise you itâs not that goodÂ
You: first time a guyâs been honest right away. i applaud u
Dabi: Omg no wayÂ
Mar 03 5:40 PM
You: no way what
Dabi: No way you said something wittyÂ
Dabi: Maybe youâre fun after all
You: iâll have u know that deep down, iâm just a fragile being trying to make it thru this bitch of a world, running on fumes and caffeine all while chasing a childhood dream that i'll never be able to reach anyways because of my parents' expectations of me crushing my soul
Dabi: Damn, being vulnerable alreadyÂ
You: your turn
Dabi: Iâm not sad. My life is great and my parents never expected anything of me
Dabi: That was a lieÂ
You: so youâre a liar
Dabi: I suppose I might be
You: that counts as being vulnerable. iâm so proud of us. <3
Mar 03 9:12 PM
You: you probably have daddy issues
Mar 03 11:34 PMÂ
Dabi: Mind your businessÂ
You: so iâm right
Dabi: Nosy sounds more like it
You: thatâs a yes then
Dabi: When I tell you he SUCKS so badÂ
You: LMAO You: iâm guessing you donât particularly like your family then
Dabi: It's not the type of stuff I'd tell anybody, especially not to some nosy individual whose number is one or two digits off
You: alright iâll stop digging You: wait how old are you You: am i talking to some 50 y/o dude You: please no
Mar 04 00:02 AM
Dabi: Chill Iâm 48
Mar 04 00:06 AMÂ
You: say sike right now You: if u rly are then iâm half your age
Dabi: You thought Dabi: Are you actually 24 tho
You: give or take a few days lol
Dabi: Whenâs your birthdayÂ
You: do you want my social and tax numbers while weâre at it
Dabi: Stfu I wanna see if Iâm olderÂ
You: đ€š You: itâs at the end of this month
Dabi: BabyÂ
You: are u flirting with me or insulting me
Dabi: Canât I be doing bothÂ
Mar 04 06:30 AM
You: love me a guy who can multitask You: did you ever get your bleach and paper towels
Mar 04 11:11 AM
You: itâs 11:11 make a wish
Mar 04 2:02 PM
You: my wish is that youâd commit to a humane sleeping schedule
Mar 04 2:59 PMÂ
Dabi: Anybody hear sumÂ
You: i heard youâre a lazy bitch You: who doesnât even do his own grocery shopping
Dabi: Maybe I do. Maybe I got the bleach all on my own like a big boy
You: X
Dabi: What's that mean
You: X for doubt You: itâs a meme
Dabi: Here I thought we were about to get spicy đ
You: ew
Dabi: I was joking Dabi: âŠunlessÂ
You: has anybody ever told you that your flirting is immaculate
Mar 04 7:10 PM
Dabi: What do you studyÂ
You: are you trying to find out my location
Dabi: Let it be known Iâm terrible at geography and if I wanted to stalk you I'd already be on it
You: thatâs a consolation You: forensic science You: i actually canât wait for the semester to be over bc my professor is one of the most annoying individuals i have ever had the displeasure of meeting
Dabi: So you do have bleachÂ
You: never said i didnât
Dabi: What do I have to do to make the list of annoying individuals. What's my current score
You: we havenât met You: and iâm not sure if iâd survive u
Dabi: You have a point, I'm super nice tho
You: bet You: are you handsome You: asking for a friend You: the handsome ones are usually more annoying
Dabi: I'll say Iâm frighteningly unique-lookingÂ
You: ...well played
Mar 04 10:09 PMÂ
Dabi: My boss is making me do errand work in the morning like I'm some kind of functioning human being with principles Dabi: The next piercing Iâm getting is a lobotomyÂ
You: thought you were âfreelancingâ
Dabi: Freelancing only gets you so far. You'll understand when you're my age
You: can't imagine what the back pain must be like You: do you have a tongue piercing đ
Dabi: Perhaps I do
You: u r so mysterious You: tell me an opinionÂ
Dabi: Mint ice cream makes my teeth feel weirdÂ
You: thatâs not an opinionÂ
Dabi: Alright, more foods should have mint in them. And coriander. I want to make things inedible for 80% of the human population
You: nvm keep your opinions to yourselfÂ
Mar 05 02:26 AM
Dabi: I've gotta burn this number. Txt u in a fewÂ
Mar 05 05:16 AM
You: what are you, some kind of druglord This message could not be delivered.
You: I knew it This message could not be delivered.
Mar 0512:03 PM
You: ayo are you still there This message could not be delivered.
You: this is only funny if you come clean right now This message could not be delivered.
Mar 05 4:16 PM
You: "text you in a few" minutes? hours? days? This message could not be delivered.
You: just know that if it takes to long i'll forget about u This message could not be delivered.
You: won't even miss u This message could not be delivered.
Mar 06 09:00 AM
You: hello is this thing on This message could not be delivered.
Mar 07 3:15 PM
You: my social security number is 6007 0023 6799 0324 This message could not be delivered.
Mar 07 8:46 PM
You: eggs, vinegar, panko, sprite, sliced ham, parmesan, deodorant sencha if they have the good one ground pepper, lemon juice This message could not be delivered.
Mar 08 04:44 AM
Unknown: Am I still the man of ur dreams
You: I'm killing you You: violently
Unknown: I was hoping softly Unknown: With your song
You: are these messages being monitored You: am i a suspect
Unknown: If they were, could I write that I'm a ruthless baby killer anti-government fuck the police pro abortion the prime minister is an idiot bomb. bomb at the airport, terrorism, detonate Unknown: I guess now they are
Dabi was added as a contact.
You: just when i thought i'd have to find another witty asshole with a tongue piercing
Dabi: Aw you missed me Dabi: Does my tongue piercing make me hot be honest
You: what are my chances of getting an explanation for the past few days You: are u a murderer fr, that would be so cool You: i totally didn't use our abandoned chat as a grocery list btw
Dabi: The only thing I slay is pussy đ
You: somehow i have doubts about that statement You: animal abuse is no joke
Dabi: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100, if you guess it correctly I'll tell u everything
You: 69
Mar 08 08:21 AM
Dabi: It was 72 Dabi: Because you were so close I'll give u one free question. But I want another one in return
You: you're a dirty little gremlin who plays dirty little games You:: do i get to ask a follow-up question
Dabi: No
You: in that case You: which of the following activities did you partake in? 1.) vandalism 2.) drug dealing 3.) drug trafficking 4.) violent crimes 5.) violent crimes that resulted in the death of one or more individuals 6.) assisting someone in a violent crime 7.) assisting someone in a non-violent crime 8.) theft 9.) robbery 10.) hate crimes against a minority 11.) politically motivated acts of defiance 12.) consumption of illegal substances 13.) running and/or hiding from law enforcement 14.) domestic terrorism 15.) human trafficking 16.) money laundering 17.) having a good time
Dabi: What the fuck Dabi: What is this, a multiple choice? Dabi: 1, 4, 6, 7, 8, 13 Dabi: My turn Dabi: What's your favourite food
You: fr, just like that You: that's your one question out of everything you could ask? am i really that boring
Dabi: I ask what I ask
You: spicy miso ramen with minced pork You: can we go back to the part where you ran from law enforcement
Dabi: Don't we all have demons that we run from Dabi: Mine are just a bit more persistent
Mar 08 10:52 AM
You: i want another question
Dabi: If you come up with one that's not related to the past few days, go ahead
You: fine i'll take it You: have you ever been caught and gotten in legal trouble for one of your⊠dubious activities
Dabi: Yeah
You: âŠand?
Dabi: That's another question. Gonna trade?
You: fine
Dabi: When I was 16, two Officers Of The Law đ· caught me dumpster diving behind a 7/11 Dabi: The dumpster diving wasn't the crime but because it was on private property they charged me with trespassing
You: damn, that's a lot of truth from u in just two sentences You: i wanna know ur tragic backstory so bad
Dabi: You could try to get me all sentimental for the 6 minutes after really good sex before the post nut clarity sets in
You: uh huh, taking notes You: anyway. you get one question. think hard
Dabi: If you couldn't have minced pork on your ramen, what would your second topping choice be
You: you're impossible
Mar 08 1:27 PM
You: tori karaage or extra ni-tamago i guess
Mar 08 2:23 PM
Dabi: Doesn't the Karaage lose its crispiness if it's in the broth for too long Dabi: I wouldn't know
You: please let me recommend you a good ramen place, you seem like you'd need it
Dabi: You have no idea. Take me out
You: like romantically? or are you asking me to murder you
Dabi: I love surprises
You: i just laughed out loud in the middle of my lecture
Mar 08 7:18 PM
Dabi: Need your forensic expertise for a sec
You: âŠoh no
Dabi: It's a purely hypothetical scenario
You: alright lay it on me big boy
Dabi: If a 176 cm tall and 67 kg heavy person were to climb over a 4,60 meter high fence that has electrical wiring on it Dabi: What would the most likely way for them to die be?
You: this is not forensic at all You: how strong is the electricity You: is there a way to shut it off You: where would you hold onto the fence You: can it be damaged
Dabi: Not me, a 176 cm tall and 67 kg heavy person
You: where would THE 176 CM TALL AND 67 KG HEAVY PERSON HOLD ONTO THE FENCE
Dabi: The only points that provide decent grip surface are the hooks holding the wires in place
You: so the most likely way to die would be electrocution You: will that be all
Dabi: How would one determine whether the electricity has been properly shut off Dabi: In the theoretical scenario that you couldn't get close enough to hear
You: the 176 cm tall and 67 kg heavy person should tap the wiring from the bottom with the back of their hand You: that way their fingers curl downwards and not around the wire You: so the person won't DIE from ELECTROCUTION
Mar 09 00:08 AM
Dabi: Excellent Dabi: Gonna do some field research Dabi: Will report back in maybe a day
Mar 09 08:01 AM
You: i'm gonna be so mad if you die before you've had decent karaage This message could not be delivered.
Mar 11 6:10 PM
Unknown:Â So it turns out that the person did not have to climb the fence after all. Pliers are such useful tools Unknown:Â Thanks for the electricity tip tho
Mar 11 6:39 PM
Dabi was added as a contact.
You:Â you're so hot when you're aliveÂ
Mar 11 9:14 PM
Dabi:Â Do u think I'm a catch đ
You: judging by the way law enforcement is trying to get their hands on you, i'd say you're pretty slippery
Dabi:Â The slipperiest Dabi:Â You couldn't handle me
You: i'd trap you using cheese and a paper box You: put you in a jar and turn you into spicy miso brothÂ
Dabi:Â Would you hold the jar tight at night and tell me everything's going to be okayÂ
You:Â of courseÂ
Dabi:Â I'm liking this scenarioÂ
Mar 12 01:07 AMÂ
Dabi:Â Ever thought about what Mint Karaage would taste like
Mar 12 01:23 AM
You:Â i need uÂ
Dabi:Â Tell me more
You:Â to shut your mouth
Dabi:Â Are you trying to romance me
Mar 12 07:15 AM
You: i'm actually so upset right now You: can i vent
Mar 12 07:27 AM
Dabi:Â Listening Dabi:Â Am I gonna have to get the tissues out
You:Â you're not empathetic enough for thatÂ
Dabi:Â How would you knowÂ
You: call it a woman's intuition You: i just need someone to bother about my hot girl troubles
Dabi: Let's hear it girl Dabi: Men ain't shit đ
You: damn right they aren't You: but unrelated to that You: i ran out of my medication a few days ago and thought if i stretched the remaining 3 pills to last me 6 days i'd be able to make it till the end of the week You: now my doctor's office is closed and i can't seem to get an appointment anywhere You: and i'm super jittery and on edge and almost had a panic attack just trying to make coffee
Dabi:Â What type of medicationÂ
You:Â Ativan You:Â it's prescription only
Dabi:Â Nothing is ever "prescription only"Â
You:Â i'm not gonna try some experimential backalley drug You:Â just feel like dying rn
Dabi: Who said anything about backalley? You actually came to the right guy for this Dabi: What's the name of the nearest druggeryÂ
You: ...fukuju pharmacy
Dabi:Â So I've been talking to a Setagaya girlÂ
You:Â only moved here for uni, hate to disappoint if ur expecting a wealthy maidenÂ
Mar 12 10:02 AM
Dabi: Don't you feel like getting a snack from the vending machine Dabi: Specifically the one next to the pharmacy Dabi: A bag of skittles sounds nice, doesn't it?
You:Â ? ? ?
Mar 12 10:34 AMÂ
You: did you commit a crime for me You: how did you get your hands on actual fucking Ativan this fast
Dabi:Â I don't kiss and tell
You: did you follow me home You: is this how i die
Dabi:Â You make it so hard to be nice to you Dabi:Â What do you think I am, a creep
You:Â if you were here i'd suck you off so good rn
Dabi:Â Whore Dabi:Â (Respectfully)
You: lmao ur right You: thank you for real though
Dabi:Â Stfu
Mar 12 1:33 PM
Dabi: Do u like cats
You:Â yes
Dabi sent an image.
Dabi:Â Noodle thieving menaceÂ
You:Â đ„č You:Â that has got to be the fattest street cat iâve ever seen
Dabi:Â Heâs hella fastÂ
You: how does it feel to be the one chasing the culprit for once
Dabi:Â Not nearly as thrilling as being the one committing the crimeÂ
Mar 13 00:00 AM
Unknown:Â Congratulations! You have been selected as an eligible member for a free trial of Osaka Daily Post. Unknown:Â If you would like information about your benefits, reply 'BENEFIT' Unknown:Â If you would like to stop receiving these messages, reply 'STOP'Â
You:Â i know it's you shithead
Unknown:Â Your message could not be processed.Â
You:Â this is the unfunniest you've ever been ngl
Unknown:Â Your message could not be processed.Â
You: you're truly one of the most annoying individuals in my life
Unknown:Â Your message could not be processed.Â
You:Â STOP
Unknown:Â LMAO you thought
Dabi was saved as a contact.Â
You: i'm reconsidering if the tongue piercing is really worth it đ€
Mar 13 04:55 AM
Dabi: Any particular reason why you chose forensicsÂ
Mar 13 06:09 AM
You:Â i've always admired criminals but been to scared to become one You: and if i know about psychotic assholes it might help me to steer clear of them, or so i thought
Dabi:Â Is it working
You:Â evidently not
Dabi: Use me in ur thesis Dabi: I'll be your lab rat
You:Â nah you're more beneficial to me when you're not stuck behind bars You:Â what do you have me saved as in your phone
Dabi: I don't save contacts Dabi: Especially not yours Dabi: You mean nothing to meÂ
You:Â aww do you know my number by heart, that's adorable You:Â i'm kinda genuinely impressed at how persistent you are at bothering me, it's almost like you like me or smth
Dabi:Â No fr though lmao if anybody finds my phone you'd be on a list
You:Â do u delete these chats
Dabi:Â Always
You:Â that's so romantic You:Â admit it you're actually a softie
Dabi: Would that make you more interested in me Dabi: Then I'm the softestÂ
You: what do i need to do to make you the hardest
Dabi: ... Dabi: There's absolutely no correct way for me to respond to that Dabi: You've left me speechlessÂ
You: đ„”đ„”
Dabi: What's your worst quality Dabi: Besides being an irresistible smartass Dabi: *irritatingÂ
You:Â was that a freudian slip You:Â you're so obsessed with me it's adorable
Dabi:Â Proving my point so diligentlyÂ
You:Â you don't seem like the kind of person who would use words like 'diligently' You:Â i'm rather talkative at times You:Â to the point where it gets unbearable to listen to me
Dabi:Â I never would've guessed
You:Â what's yours? You:Â besides the obvious
Dabi:Â Still putting up with youÂ
Mar 13 7:45 PM
Dabi:Â WydÂ
You: i burned my rice a little You:Â but it's edible
Dabi:Â Don't you have a rice cooker? Who raised youÂ
You:Â my very strict but sweet and committed grandmother who made the best teriyaki salmon in the whole world You:Â i'd kill another human being to eat her home cooked food one more time
Dabi:Â So your parents ain't shit eitherÂ
You:Â eh, they're alright You:Â they're Business People overseas and aren't around a whole lot, means i get my own place though You:Â so i can have visitors at any desired hour đ
Dabi:Â Omg sick Dabi:Â Me next
You:Â it was implied
Mar 13 11:11 PM
Dabi: Ok but do u actually wanna meet up sometime Dabi: No strings attached ofcÂ
You:Â i'm down
Dabi:Â What if I'm a creep after all
You: if anything, it means i won't have to attend my lecture about carbon dots tmrw
Dabi: I can't tomorrow Dabi: What about the day after Dabi: I'll give u my credit card info if it makes you feel more safe, don't bother trying to buy anything with it tho, you'll be disappointed
You:Â you may not show it a whole lot, but are you actually a considerate person? You:Â the day after sounds good
Dabi:Â Preem
You:Â oreryu shio ramen, right by harajuku station You:Â about time you had some good karaage You:Â my treat You:Â unless that's too far away for u
Dabi:Â I would fly across the world for u Dabi:Â Yes Harajuku works fine
Mar 14 08:49 AM
You:Â how will i recognise u You:Â what do u look like
Dabi:Â As my dad once said. I'm impossible to missÂ
You:Â i laughed
Dabi: Guess it was all worth it then Dabi: Do tattoos scare you
You:Â i was gonna ask cause there's no way you got only a tongue piercing and nothing else You: stand there with your tongue out
Dabi:Â Shouldn't we at least get to know each other before đł
You: don't get any ideas You: i don't intend to fuck u You: ...for now
Dabi:Â That's a relief, I thought I might have to file a restraining order afterwardsÂ
Mar 14 1:42 PMÂ
Dabi sent an image.Â
Dabi:Â If u see this guy u can still run the other wayÂ
You:Â hhh fuck You:Â are u trying to intimidate me You:Â how do you have so many tattoos but no bedframe
Dabi:Â Cut me some slack, I just moved into this placeÂ
You:Â fair warning i'm not as hot as u
Dabi:Â BetÂ
You sent an image.Â
Dabi:Â Why do women always lie. I thought you were better. I thought you were different
You:Â đł You:Â i'm actually worse
Dabi:Â We're such a good match
You:Â don't get ahead of urself. u r still a guy with no bedframe
Dabi:Â Please shut up
Mar 14 4:16 PM
Dabi: To be clear I'm not bringing flowers or anything Dabi: And I'm actually willing to let you pay this time lolÂ
You:Â you have such a unique way with wordsÂ
Dabi:Â A bit tight on money rn but I'll pay u back some other wayÂ
You: can we make that the first line in our sextape You: dw i said it's my treat and i mean it You: does that make you feel emasculated
Dabi: Who would I be to say no to free food tf Dabi: If there's a next time I can take you out for drinks Dabi: Nothing fancy but an old friend of mine owns a bar downtown and his girlfriend mixes a killer muleÂ
You:Â if you're gonna poison me after gaining my trust over my favourite food i will be incredibly sadÂ
Dabi:Â Give me some credit here. I'm trusting u to not rat me out to law enforcementÂ
You:Â you're giving me ideas You:Â is there a bounty on your head
Dabi:Â I'm not that importantÂ
Mar 14 9:44 PM
You:Â so you're just too good to get caught
Dabi:Â Both flattering and factually correct Dabi:Â For the record I've never harmed anybody that didn't deserve itÂ
You: thanks for clarifying You: i feel so safe nowÂ
Dabi: Anytime Dabi: If you're having second thoughts lmk before 10 am so I won't spend time getting ready for nothingÂ
You: 10 am is crazy You: u r so vainÂ
Dabi:Â Alright then I won't đ
You:Â i take it back You: be pretty for me
Mar 15 5:30 AM
You:Â can't sleepÂ
Mar 15 7:12 AM
Dabi: How the turntables Dabi: Are you alright
You: yes You: it's the good kind of sleeplessÂ
Dabi: It's fine if you're having second thoughts, I won't hold it against you at all Dabi: Just texting like this is nice too
You:Â fuck no i wanna meet the man behind the screen You:Â the myth, the legend, the crimelord himselfÂ
Dabi:Â I'm never showing consideration for ur wellbeing ever againÂ
You:Â should've ghosted me before i got attached
Mar 15 9:54 AM
Dabi: Last chance to bail gracefully Â
You:Â you make it so temptingÂ
Dabi:Â Getting out of bed thenÂ
You:Â it's not a bed if it doesn't have a bedframe
Dabi:Â Shut, and I mean this in the gentlest way possible, the hell your mouth
Mar 15 12:08 PM
Dabi sent a location pin.
Dabi:Â Is this the place
You: that's the one You: be there in a few minutesÂ
Dabi:Â I'm waiting outsideÂ
Mar 15 12:13 PM
You:Â omg i think i see u You:Â im shy
Dabi:Â U literally have so much blackmail material on meÂ
You:Â give me a second You:Â alright I'm coming over This message could not be delivered.
#dabi#dabi x reader#touya todoroki#touya c reader#todoroki touca#bnha#dabi x you#touya x you#bnha x reader#todoroki touya x reader#todoroki toya x reader#league of villains#league of villains x reader#bnha x you#i hate that there are so many tags#my writing#(sort of?)#this was honestly super fun :>#x
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A bit lonely.
Stanley and the bad bitch he pulled by being a loser. Imagine having a hot babe deform reality just to be together with you because he sensed you were feeling lonely without him. [WHEN IS IT MY TURN?!]
It's funny because with the general vibe of their AU, it would make sense for him to show up in the most flashy but also unnerving way possible. The Narrator's [Black's] arrival has to grab people's eyes since attention and views are what he's all about.
I wasn't sure what type of characterization they had so I just played it safe and [tried to] draw how my characters would respond instead of blindly guessing how the others would talk or act around each other. [My Stanley is antisocial and an anxiety-ridden freak.]
Also, I've been wondering what their height differences actually were when I saw my Stanley have to look up at Marionette's Narrator [since this guy is pretty damn tall] so I did a bit of digging and this was what I found.
Here's one for the Narrators also.
I had a lot of fun making this by the way. It's been a while since I've participated in any Reblog Chains that involved character interactions and making comics, so it's a real throwback to when I first started posting TSP art in 2023.
Extra art~ I love these two [I am not normal for them.]
@marionette-j2x @beartitled @insomniphic
[more rambling underneath]
Tumblr has a tag limit and it grates my nerves to no end to know that I cant ramble as much as I'd like to
So I'll be here. Just talking about my own characters since I want to, but also because I'd LOVE to hear about your own characters too tbh, I'm so interested in them [I love reading about other people's characters and stuff, even if they're not fully fleshed out yet]
Stanley here is an absolute social shutoff teehee, but he does talk back when talked to. His responses usually leave no openings to continue the conversation though. He's the type of guy to stay on the corner and watch everyone else.
As for the Narrator [Black] he's a bit strange. He's proper in public, but he doesn't think the other people are special [or not as special as he is at least]. He just doesn't care to be honest, he keeps to himself [along with Stanley] and that's it. It's a miracle for Stanley to have even pulled somebody like Black considering their personalities are the type to clash with one another. [They love each other though, genuinely. Despite how deranged they can be towards each other at times.]
Also, 4th wall breaking in action!!!!!!!!!!!
Black didn't want to interrupt this comic since it was made for Stanley but after the other three came in he lost reservations and came in as well.
These two would probably just stay in their own spot [somewhere quiet and more alone]. This place is a bit too crowded for their liking. But I would be very happy to jump on any opportunity to make my guys interact with any of yours!!!!! Don't be afraid to throw a bone [prompt] for me to bite on, okay?
[Oh no, I just realized Black looks like he has boobs on the last picture. He DOES NOT have boobs!! Sorry man boob enjoyers, it's the lighting that made it look that way wuwuwu...]

Stanley hug request from @marionette-j2x!
A response from this previous post!
Ft. @blackkatdrawsâ Stanley
#I hope you didn't mind me rambling#I'm just happy#wow I didnt realize I drew a lot#âa lotâ#to be honest I wasnt so keen on adding Narrators into the reblog chain [lighthearted] since it was started for Stanleys#and Stanley reblog chains are something that rarely ever get traction or paid attention to#nevermind developing like this#but I still enjoyed nonetheless [as you can probably tell from the amount of art I made]#my Stanley is so stupid I love him#in case my entire account thats filled with his drawings doesnt point that out already#gay thoughts overtook my brain when I started to make a response HAHAHA#i drew Stanley and thought about adding Narrator [Black] and my brain went dopamine overload#âhhiihwagh ghewgahhg wife coming to visit his hubbbyyâ#BTW Insomni's Narrator [Narry] has beef with Black but that's gonna take so long to explain LMAOOO#nice guy that's kind to everyone but heavily dislikes this ONE GUY in particular#and my Narrator [Black] just doesnt care#excuse me for this essay#I love to talk a bit too much about these things#overexplaining and just fawning in general is something I tend to do a lot#I'm sorry if I wasnt able to draw any of your guys as much as I wouldve loved to#honestly I wasnt sure about their characterization [something I'm WAY TOO unnecessarily attentive towards]#so I just stayed in my own line just in case [but in exchange I couldnt draw any of them as much as I'd hoped]#I find it a funny idea and a bit interesting to know how your guys would react towards my own guys actually#He mostly keeps to himself but Black tends to do a lot of stuff that may be considered paranormal or unusual#liikkeee twisting reality a bit with the intent to scare the observing party? idk it's just a thing he likes to do#might be because its fun but mostly just to appear more intimidating towards others#hes a prideful pretty thing#and yet he just seems to want to do nothing more than to crumble in Stanley's arms everytime he's near#[Stanley wants to do the same of course]#mine đ
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BTS Reaction to: Period Sex

Genre:Â SmutÂ
Gender:Â female
Warnings:Â period sex, mention of period blood, individual warnings per member if necessary
Wordcount: 2.2k
a/n: there was a time where i couldn't imagine period sex because of đ€Ștraumađ€Ș now i'm over here eating it tf uppp đ§Ą
Namjoon
cw: subbish!Joon, guilt, idk why this got a lil angsty haha
Heâd be the kind of guy to pull out instantly and then panic. âBaby, this is bad. This is really bad. Youâre bleeding, oh god. What do we do?âÂ
âIâm bleeding? But I donât feel anything.â
Youâd sit up to check and Namjoon would be a mess, gripping his own hair and staring at the blood soaked sheets in horror.
âI knew that this would happen one day. Stupid Namjoon, why can you be careful once? Everything I touch, I break. I tried so hard to be gentle with you. Stupid Namjoon, Iâm so fucking rough.â
âHuh? Joonie, donât say that. I think itâs just my period.â
âYour period?â
âYeahâ, youâd touch your own folds, âyeah, thatâs my period. It feels like it. Kinda gross, isnât it?â
Namjoon would shake his head instantly.Â
âItâs not gross. Youâre not gross. Nothing about youâs grossâ, heâd assure you with kisses to your neck and shoulders.Â
âAnd youâre not stupid or roughâ, youâd whisper with scratches to his scalp, âslip it in like this, Joonbug. Me sitting by the edge and you standing up. Wanna have my big boy all inside me as I hug him close.â
âI want to, I got soft though. Sorry, I panicked.â
âThatâs okay. Look at me.â
Namjoon would gaze down at you, sighing dreamily as you slid his softened cock back inside.
âLetâs look at each other till youâre hard again.â
Namjoon would shudder and grip you as gently as possible.
âIt, it wonât take longâ, heâd promise you breathily.
âGood, thatâs good. My handsome Joonie. You treat me so gently.â
âBabyâŠholy fuckâŠahmâŠâ
SeokjinÂ
Heâd be so mature about it, but in a funny way because he knows that you are really embarrassed about it. Some people in your past were assholes about it, which made you insecure about the entire deal. So when itâd happen, he would be mature about it. Youâd be on top, riding him with your head rolled back in bliss. One of his hands would be on your tits, playing with them, the other would be on your hip with his thumb on your clit, rolling slow circles. He wouldnât notice it at first until hot, wet slick started to smear all over his thighs and crotch. So heâd lift you for a moment, looking up at you instantly to check if you had noticed. You wouldnât because heâd have gotten you so far gone in bliss.
âAre you hurting, darling?â he would still check up on you just in case it isnât your period.
âNo, feels goodâŠso goodâŠâ
âThatâs good to hear. You feel so good too.â
âOh god, JinnieâŠâ
Heâd make you cum first and then would catch you as you fled into his arms with giggles.Â
âDo you feel good? My darling, do you feel good?â heâd check up on you as his hips thrust up into your tightened heat. Honest confession, heâd be really into period sex because you get so wet and fucking warm and his cock would just LOVE to be inside you when youâre like this. So heâd definitely keep going after your orgasm âcause heâs pussy drunk for you.
âYesâ, youâd whimper and grip his hair, âplease donât stop.â
The confession would happen during aftercare, once he made you cum too many times to count. Heâd make sure youâd be giggly and happy and only then heâd drop it.
âI want you to know that there is nothing about you which would ever gross me out.â
âNo? Not even my nuclear stink farts?â
Seokjin would laugh with you.
âOkay maybe those, yeah.â
And you would laugh even harder and heâd be assured that it wouldnât trigger you anymore.
âIâm just telling you because I noticed that you started your period.â
âI did?â youâd gasp and tense up just a little.
âItâs no big deal, we can wash it off.â
And he would be nervous for a moment until you relaxed again and chuckled.
âOh god, no wonder it felt so slippery.â
âMhm, yeah. Itâs so hot. You were so wet.â
YoongiÂ
Based on Suchwita and him confessing that he passes out when seeing blood, I feel like heâd be a mess lmaoo. If he knows that your period is coming or that it is already there and you fuck, he doesnât get squeamish around the sight because he knows that itâs not technically blood blood. But if it comes as a surprise and he thinks that he hurt you to the point of bleeding? Boy will probably drop next to you all passed out and with a fainting-victorian-lady level of whimper. Itâs honestly a little funny to imagine him dropping all xOx with his boner all bloody and his thighs all messy. Youâd be the one having to keep him company until he wakes again. Once he does finally wake up, heâd instantly want to apologise (with tears and on his knees) but youâd stop him with a fond âitâs just my period, you little babyâ, followed by a kiss and a chuckled, âhow are you? I lost you for a moment.âÂ
âNot gonna lie, Iâm a little traumatised. I thought that Iâd hurt you.â
âNope. You just fucked me so good, you fucked my period outta me.â
At that Yoongiâs cheeks would flush blood red and heâd stutter and mutter his words.
âDonât say, say that oh my, my god.âÂ
To which youâd giggle and smooch him, âyouâre such a cutie, Yoongi love. Letâs hop in the show and get clean, yeah?â
âYeah, uh, fuck sorry for passing out. That was embarrassing.â
âItâs fine. I know youâre a big baby.â
âHey! Not coolâ, heâd whine with a pout, pouting harder when you tried to kiss it away just so you would try again.
Hoseok
cw: fingering
It would happen during foreplay. Youâd be making out, heâd have two of his long fingers buried inside you and youâd pump his cock slowly. Tension would be at its breaking point, youâd both wanted the other abysmally. And so you gave in. Hoseokâs slickened fingers would grip the pillow.
âWait!â
Too late, the mess was already on the fabric. Youâd both be staring at the red spot, then ogle your middle.
âI, uhâŠâ youâd begin, feeling nervous and a little insecure. Hoseok is a lovely, wonderful boyfriend but itâs still a little embarrassing to randomly start your period in the middle of something as sexy as intercourse.Â
âI mean, the mess is already made. What bad is gonna do a little more?â he would instantly assure you because heâd sense your discomfort. He is honest. It happened before that you started your period during sex and he doesnât think it gross. Heâd actually be really excited about it because you are so much warmer and wetter when youâre on your period. You are also a lot more sensitive, which finally explains why he accidentally made you cum during foreplay.Â
âAre you serious?â youâd gasp, but with an excited tingle in your stomach.
âVery. I wonât let a little blood stop me. Are you down too?â
âYeah, uh, holy fuck Hobi. Yeah I am.â
âThatâs my girl. Now spread those sexy legs of yours and let me fuck it out of you.â
You would follow instantly and seconds later he would slip his engorged cock into your dripping cunt while his fingers slipped to your clit and your name left him through gritted teeth.Â
âSo fucking wet. Gotta fucking love your pussy, fuck babyâŠâ
Jimin
Heâd be such a worried bean. It would happen during the soft, romantic kind of sex. You and he had been tangled up in missionary for a while. Body heats were raised, lips puffy from kissing and breaths sped up. He would have to break away for a moment to give his arms some rest. His hand would slip down to your middle to rub your clit, his eyes following his touch. âBaby, youâre bleeding!â his exclaim would be instant, his worry obvious in his voice, âholy shit, are you okay? Did I hurt you?â
You would sit up as best as possible to check it out yourself. You wouldnât be in pain, so hearing his words would be confusing to you at first until youâd see his blood coated cock and your messy thighs.
âNo, I uh, I guess I started my period. Fuck, this is embarrassing.â
At that Jimin would instantly jump into caring mode. Heâd cup your face and kiss your lips as heâd whisper sweet words of encouragement.
âDonât be embarrassed. Youâre so beautiful, my sweetheart. Youâre not in pain, right?â
âNo. No pain at allâ, youâd sigh and grasp his hair because his hips would roll into you slowly and gently to distract you and get both of you back into the mood. His skilled hips wouldnât be able to stay still now that he knew that the mess was natural and not made because of him being too rough.
âNo pain?â
âNoâŠpainâŠâ
Jimin, who would feel you clench and tighten around him and who would taste every single one of your sighs, would lie you down gently again and slide his thumb back to your clit to rub her.
âDoes this feel good to you?â
âYes MimiâŠso goodâŠâ
TaehyungÂ
cw: Dom!Tae, loving degradation ("my slut")
He wouldnât say anything about it because he would have already had a gist. You get a certain way when your period is close, so he would have picked up on the signs. It would still come as a surprise because there would be far more blood than he imagined there to be. Youâd be on your side with one leg bend around his waist as he fucked into you. Heâd be kneeling, your thigh under him and between his own meaty thighs. His hips would be colliding with your ass with each deep, passionate thrust, his big hands would claim your soft body in strong grips and tender touches. Youâd be moaning so much, shaking in his hold as heâd fuck the period horny out of you (youâd have been moody yet horny all day until he finally decided enough is enough and took care of it). One moment his cock would be glistening in your pleasure, the next itâs a deep red. The red would begin gushing out of you instantly, spreading all over his crotch and your ass and Taehyung would smirk, admiring it with blown out pupils and a throbbing cock. He fucked you good enough that your body finally gave up. Thatâs the kind of remedy he wanted to be for you.
âAm I fucking you good, mhm? Is my little slut finally satisfied?â
âYeah! Yeah! Yeah!â
âOf course you are. Thatâs my pretty slut. Keep moaning for me. Youâre such a good girlâ, heâd growl and pound into you harder, gritting his teeth as you wailed for him in pure ecstasy.Â
He wouldnât mention it until after he drew multiple orgasms out of you and youâd be dripping in his seed. Youâd be all cuddled and snuggled up and heâd kiss your face thoroughly with his strong arms around you.
âYou started your period, by the way.â
âI did what?!â
âMhm, donât worry about it.â
âOh god, this is so bad, I-â
âI said; donât worry about it. I had a gist, I laid out a towel. Nothingâs gonna get dirty.â
âYou had a gist?â
âMhm, you get a certain way.â
âI do?â
âMhm, you get cranky but horny. I know I can make you happy again with a good dicking down. Kinda wanted it to happen, which is why I fucked you like a slut.â
âYouâre actually so annoying sometimes, oh my godâ, youâd whine, making him chuckle and kiss your lips.
âMhm, love you too.â
JungkookÂ
cw: Dom!Kook, strength kink
Another candidate for worried bean, but he would try to be polite about it. The sex you and he would be having would be a little rough. Youâd be on all fours, drooling all over the sheets as heâd rearrange your insides with skilled thrusts. He wouldnât notice it at first, too preoccupied with having his head thrown back and moaning with closed eyes as your puffy cunt was milking him oh so good. His big hands would be gripping you, leaving marks and tender spots. It would honestly be so passionate and hot. Then heâd start feeling it. Youâd get wetter and wetter and wetter. Heâd just have to see for himself. Heâd be cocky at first until heâd see the bloody mess all over his cock and thighs. Even your ass would be covered in it. Heâd stop instantly, which would earn him your fingers gripping his hips in an attempt to get him to move.
âDonât stop please, please.â
âBaby, I wanna tell you something.â
âWhat?â Youâd move your head just enough that you could gawk at him, ânow??â
âItâs really important. You should really know.â
âWhat is it?â youâd sound out of breath and a little annoyed.Â
âI think you, uhm, started your period.â
âReally?â youâd tense up, move and squirm in an obviously embarrassed way. And Jungkook would instantly feel bad because he didnât want to embarrass you. So heâd lie his muscular body over yours and kiss your neck and shoulders, intertwining his hands with yours so he could pin them into the sheets.
âThatâs not gonna stop us, right?â heâd rasp, feeling you clench around him.
âYouâre not grossed out?â
âNot in the slightest. Youâre still comfortable, yeah? Nothing hurts?ââ
âNoâŠjust want you to move please.â
âEverything my babygirl wants. Mhm, Iâm so lucky, Iâve got the prettiest girl in the world.â
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