#and stay in my mother’s home of La Bookery
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Me: goes onto thriftbooks and searches book
Me: Finds book in paperback edition for $21
Me: Finds that odd, so I look up the same book on Amazon
Amazon: Lists the paperback edition for like $15 and hardcover for $24
Me: *stares intensely at Thrift Books*
Thrift Books: "...."
Thrift Book: "I can explai-"
Me: *Strangles thriftbooks for trying to pull a fast one on me*
#books and reading#thrift books#books#why would you do this to me thrift books!#why!?#I thought you loved me!#I thought we had something special#but nay! It was all just a cruel lie to swindle me out of my money#I thought you wanted my heart#so I gave it to you#but all I got in return was lies and deceit#you want my money so badly? then take it!#Im leaving! And do not come after me for I have no intention of returning to you#everything we had together is but a memory now#and soon that memory shall be nothing but dust behind me#and now I shall journey into the east to my father's land of Libraria#and stay in my mother’s home of La Bookery#now I bid youban everlasting farewell for I never intend to lay eyes on your#now I bid you an everlasting farewell for I never intend to lay eyes on your slimy hagfish disgusting privy cleaning fave again!
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