#and spider is 16

[merlotvt]

Tbh when I see grown adults thirsting over like Neteyam or Lo’ak or Tsirerya or Kiri or Spider on TikTok… Side eye…

Why are you thirsting over teenagers as a grown fucking adult. Weird and gross tbh.

[humblegrub]

today on the list of things that are gonna keep me up at night (courtesy of depthsofwikipedia ig)

I don't think this is actually her but this is a photo of a specimen from the same species that comes up when you search for her.

A reminder that humans can and do form years - DECADES - long relationships with creatures much smaller and much different than us.

Rest easy, Number 16. You were taken from us too soon.

[megamindsupremacy]

You know, our natural assumption is that Peter Parker is just SO genius and crafty that at age 16 he developed a web formula in his high school chem class that even twenty years later teams of scientists can’t replicate with millions of dollars in supplies and equipment but like. No offense to Peter but no 16 year old in a high school chem lab could outsmart 20 years worth of technological process+the greatest chemists of their generation+millions of dollars in funding. My theory is that Peter’s formula is so basic (but ingenious!), using such shitty supplies and equipment, that no scientist worth their degree would even consider trying to replicate the formula with his methods. He accidentally took the Glass Onion route to outsmarting these guys which was “just go dumber” and it’s worked for literal decades

[foolsocracy]

gave mj her license

[angelfishcake]

[were-wolverine]

punkflower headcanons:

- miles already has his ears pierced but only wore really basic gold/silver studs until he met hobie, after which he started wearing a bunch of cool earrings (him and gwen buy cute earring packs and split them so they each get half). hobie is starstruck the first time he sees miles in dangly earrings

- miles, being an artist, is actually really good at painting nails and does it for hobie all the time (he claims his hands are too shaky to do it himself but really he just likes miles holding his hands)

- hobie lets miles doodle all over his battle vest and miles lets hobie put a few pins and patches on his favorite hoodie

- they make each other playlists/mixtapes (i’m gonna be fr with y’all i have no idea what time period hobie’s dimension is)

- miles sketches hobie a lot, hobie pretends not to notice but finds it very endearing

- hobie is ecstatic when he finds out miles is into graffiti and brings him back to his dimension so they can do a bunch of it without miles getting in trouble with his dad

- hobie teaches miles to play guitar. i believe this with the entirety of my heart and soul

- hobie gets a tattoo of one of miles’ drawings (without telling him) and miles cries when he sees it (it’s a sunflower ofc)

[captin-azoth]

IIII HAVE BRAINROT~

Doot da doot DOOT DOOT

I HAAAVE BRAINROT~

BA BAM

[hadesisqueer]

don't you think the ghostflower age gap is problematic

Gwen is 16 and Miles is 15 how is that age gap problematic at all--?

[sanchomps]

ocs in formal wear

from left to right (after spider) vespula (@grimmblewick), audax (mine), sissel (@panicbones) and atlas (@slimyteeths)

[hemlock-dreams]

Why I’m ‘asking’ anonymously is gonna become real obvious real soon.

Hunting!Spider Peter’s Spider-Man outfit is primarily a shiny black/dark colour with some bright red to scarlet spiders on the front but more specifically and relevantly the back.

Now that personally reminds me of the Red Back spider. And knowing Wade’s ever present scatterbrained head, he’d probably make a similar connection.

Therefore, whenever Wade starts getting sexy, he’d also probably call Peter his “Bred Back Spider”

I will show myself out.

Wade can get that joke in ONCE, as freebie. Anything after that is a fight-- and Spidey is sensitive about that shit (years of prison) so he'll probably cut it out super quick the moment he realizes it's actively getting in the way of getting laid.

[thatgayoctopus]

Thinking about how Otto canonically loves to cook.

Thinking about how he admits he likes Aunt May's wheatcakes.

Thinking about Otto learning how to make the wheatcakes and making them for Peter one day, perhaps leaving them out on the counter with a note that says they're for him and leaving before Peter can be like "awww" and get all sappy and say thank you.

[420technoblazeit]

i keep seeing people make the argument that hobie's WAY older than gwen and pavitr despite the fact that they're all really close friends in the movie. and i get that there's no canon established age for him in atsv yet but let's be honest. it's because he's black and miles is 'less threatening' than him isn't it

[foolsocracy]

reject the canon noir mary jane. embrace the entirely made up one in ur head

[wacomart]

PREPARE TO BE DISINTEGRATED, ARACHNID!!!

Based on a recent drawthread

[multiverse-peterbparker]

Sometimes you have to think to yourself: “Am I good enough?” Especially when you’ve been put into shoes that are too big for your feet. Shoes that you’ll never be able to grow to fill.

I think that a lot when I go out into the world as Spider-Man. I mean there’s so many things I didn’t get to do as a kid, so many things I missed with Mr. Stark.

I mean, like I said there’s always going to be those shoes that you’ve been put in. They’re always going to be too big. There’s always going to be that hoodie that’s will always be just a little too big for you, but you wear it anyways because it was his. And you miss him. There’s always going to be pictures that you walk past and look at and think: “Man, this would’ve been different if you were around, right?”

Like, God. It’s been years now right? And I still find myself missing Mr. Stark. I mean, he was like a dad to me. I know he had his own kid, I know I was just kinda there, but that didn’t really change any of it. I mean, to so many of us he wasn’t just Iron Man or the playboy Tony Stark. He was dad or a best friend. He got the Avengers through some things that I’m not sure they would’ve gotten through without him.

Even now he still makes a difference. Yeah, he’s dead but he’s still here if that makes sense? I don’t know why I’m thinking about this. I think it’s because today was the day his parents died and it really got me thinking you know? Like… after my parents it was May and Ben, then just May. Then it was Tony. He was kinda just there. But he was always there when you needed him, he always showed up and he never let you down. Then I lost him, May, Happy… I visited him today. Then his parents. Told them that I’m glad that they had him, because I would’ve been alone without him. I’m alone now, but I would’ve been more lost as Spider-Man.

I think I’m only who I am because of Mr. Stark. Call him what you want: Playboy, reckless, egotistical. Yeah, he was. But that was his external front. You didn’t know the real him. Mr. Stark… he had heart.

[miyrumiyru]

Jumping spider who could twist your neck

(M) 왕어리두줄깡충거미 (Plexippoides regius)