#and sorry again for forgetting to respond.... for days....💀

[shiggybrainr0t]

i was going through @willowser writing tag and reading all their stuff, as one does, and found their response to how bakugo would react whenever you tell him about a creepy guy and it got me thinking….yall know that tiktok trend about the fake Dimitri voicemail 💀 this turned out to be 90% domestic katsuki and only 10% him responding to a creepy guy so I’m sorry 😞

divider made by @cafekitsune 🖤

warnings: one fake creepy guy, comment about abuse and anxiety (not from bakugo)

Whenever you walk inside your shared apartment, you make sure to school your face into one of neutrality. You feel like you should know better than to do something like this, but Denki got this little prank into your mind and said he would give you 3,000 yen if you actually did it and well- who are you to turn that down.

Katsuki is sprawled shirtless on your couch, sweatpants hanging dangerously low on his hips as he snoozes with his arms behind his head. He makes the couch look hilariously tiny, with the way one leg is hanging off the edge and the other is bent just so his torso will fit. You can tell he has just taken a shower by the way his hair is a couple shades darker than normal and sticking about in odd ways. Seeing him there makes you forget about what you were set on doing, and you gaze at his golden form for a minute until you shifting has the floor creaking and one of his eyes opening lazily.

You know that he knew you were here the moment your keys jingled outside the door, but it was you not coming over and immediately plopping on top of him like usual that prompts him to make a grabby hand in your direction, a soft scowl on his face as you continue to stand there.

“Why’re you just standing there?”

His rumbling, sleepy voice breaks you out of your stupor and you continue on your journey towards your boyfriend. Unceremoniously, you drape yourself over his form, making him grunt at the impact even though he was expecting it. It’s muscle memory the way your legs tangle with his, and the way one strong arm wraps around you to grip at the squishy part of your side, all insecurities long lost in the safety of his arms.

His scent surrounds you, the smell of caramelized sugar and his body wash filling your senses, making you wiggle up to place your nose into the crook of his neck. You sniff loudly, giggling when he palms your face to push you away.

“Fuckin’ weirdo.”

After settling, you both bask in each other’s presence for a little while. You’re content to end the evening like this, until Denki’s stupid face flashes through your mind. Nonchalantly, you start to trace little patterns on Katsuki’s smooth chest, saying his name softly. At his responding hum, you start telling your tale.

“You know we have a new neighbor downstairs….” He doesn’t reply, only adjusting his grip on you slightly and raising one blonde eyebrow whenever you look up at him.

“Well, his name is Dimitri and he isn’t from here. He seemed a little lost, and he doesn’t really know anybody yet, so I gave him my number in case he needed help.”

“…..I don’t like where this is going.” Katsuki looks down at you, giving himself a double chin because of the angle. Annoyingly, he’s still gorgeous.

Put on, you sigh and trace “I love you” lightly into his skin. You know he got it, because he buries his nose into your hair and kisses your forehead in response.

“He started calling me a lot, even after I told him I had a boyfriend who could snap him in half-“

“Fuck yeah I could.”

“-and he left me this voicemail that was weird.”

You trail off, and at his raised eyebrows and slight shake of his head saying “well?” grab your phone and pull up the video Denki sent you, making sure the screen isn’t visible and press play.

The grainy sound of a voicemail fills the space, “Dimitri’s” voice starting up quickly.

“It’s Dimitri again. I left you a message a couple days ago. Now here’s the way I work: I don’t like leaving second messages.”

Your boyfriend’s jaw drops slightly at the sudden change of tone in Dimitri’s voice.

As “Dimitri” begins to tell you all his attributes, Katsuki’s face begins to screw up. The list of why “Dimitri” is an amazing guy and why he should be your boyfriend is a long one, and you can see Katsuki becoming more and more irritated as the voicemail continues.

“I’m giving you until 3 o’clock to return my call. I can understand if you’ve got some other issues…like maybe you were abused or you have an anxiety disorder and you’re on medicine for that-“

A warm and calloused hand engulfs yours to turn your phone off. Katsuki gently shoves you off of him, standing up and stretching lightly before turning to you.

“What apartment is he in again?” Your shocked face makes him turn around, quickly putting on some slippers and forgoing a shirt to step out of your apartment and into the hallway.

“I’ll find it.”

He’s already down the hall, bare back tense and cocking his head to the side as he jabs at the elevator buttons whenever you make it off the couch and out the door.

An apartment down, your neighbor perks up when she hears your voice, and goes to peek out her door. Where you are, your hunk of a boyfriend isn’t far behind.

“Kat-Katsuki it was a prank!”

[spiteless-xo]

hi tiff (っ＾▿＾) / how do you think aot boys would react/respond if you don’t say i love you back to them? btw i love your headcanons sm ♡

🥰 ty for the request!! sorry to taking so long to get to it, i have been in a bit of a slump these past few months but i think i'm finally breaking out of it

this is assuming that you guys are already in an established relationship and have said ilu to each other before in the past, and you're just being bratty 💀

╰┈➤ when you don't say "i love you" back - aot.

ft. eren, jean. cw. suggestive content in eren's.

⋙ eren jaeger.

he's about to leave for the gym one day so he comes up to you and gives you a lil kiss on the cheek and says, "i love you!" all cheerful and happy and you're just like, "uh huh." and he's so used to you saying it back that he doesn't even realize that you didn't until he's in the car.

then he's driving to this gym with his eyebrows scrunched together like, "wait... did i hear that right?" he thinks about it the entire drive and he's already got his phone pulled out of his pocket as he's parking and dialing your number.

"oh, haha, hey babe. i just realized i forgot to say i love you when i left -- so, i love you!" and he's still smiley and cheerful and then you're like, "no, you said it! thanks for calling though!"

and now he's mad. because he's given you an opportunity to say it back and you're still not, so he's grumpy with you on the phone. "did i do something wrong? why are you giving me attitude?"

and you're still just acting like nothings wrong until he gets so frustrated that he just hangs up. so now he's angry at the gym and he's throwing weights around and literally just radiating negative energy.

he comes home and practically kicks the door open and storms over to you on the couch. he's still sweaty and breathing hard from the gym and you just look up at him like 😳 "can i help you?"

and he's like, "tell me you love me." and you're trying to hold back your giggles as you say, "of course, i do, eren." and he's like, "no, i want to hear you say the words."

and now he's got you pinned down to the couch underneath him and his hands are pressed into the cushions on either side of your head and he just looks so mad and finally you're like, "ok, i'm sorry -- i love you!"

but then he just smirks down at you and his eyes still have that burning intensity to them as he stares down at you and he's like, "let me remind you how much you love me, so you don't forget again."

⋙ jean kirstein.

you and jean are driving out of town to go spend the holidays with his parents, and when you guys stop for gas, he gives you a kiss before he gets out of the car and says, "i'll be back in a minute -- love you!" and you're just like, "ok." and go back to scrolling on your phone.

he thinks it's weird, so he goes into the gas station and buys a few of your favourite treats. when he gets back into the car with your snacks, you get really excited and thank him and he says, "anything for you. you know i love you, right?" and you're just like, "uh huh!" while munching on your food.

he's got one hand on the wheel and his other elbow resting on the centre console as you guys drive out. he's quiet for a long while, trying to think up why you'd be angry with him until he finally asks, "are you upset about having to see my parents?"

and you assure him that's not the case while you're happily enjoying your treat and he just looks over at you in confusion. "then what's going on? are you mad at me?" again, you assure him that nothing's wrong and he turns back to the road feeling even more confused.

he thinks about everything he might've done wrong these past few days. did he leave beard hairs in the sink after trimming? did he forget an anniversary? (he lowkey breathes into his palm to check to see if his breath stinks or something and you're just too shy to tell him.)

finally, he's like, "whatever i did, i'm really sorry. i don't like it when we're fighting like this." and you assure him again that nothing's wrong, but he looks over at you like a kicked puppy and you have to cave.

you tell him you were just being silly and you didn't mean anything and he literally breathes out a big sigh of relief. "i thought you were going to break up with me!" he says, reaching across the console to grab your thigh. he gives you a firm squeeze, mostly to reassure himself that things are ok and you rest your palm on top of his.

"i'm sorry, jean, i love you," you say, and you watch his face break out into a grin. but he keeps his eyes on the road to try to hide his blush. "duh, i know that," he scoffs and then he reaches across your lap into the bag of treats from the gas station. "gimmie one of your candies, i deserve it after all of that."

[iluvshinytwink]

Glue Song - Jude Bellingham

"I've never known someone like you. Tangled in love, stuck by you from the glue."

Summary: Jude takes the time to remember the tender moments of when he fell for you.

A/N: GIVE IT UP FOR BEABADOOBEE!!! glue song's officially out and im gonna celebrate it by doing what i do best: being delulu :)

i wanted to stay up and wait until glue song was coming out but i fell asleep 💀💀

sorry for the late valentine's special, happy late valentine's day to u guys, thank u for all the support u've given my delulu hour oneshots <33

Now Playing . . . Glue Song by Beabadoobee

Today marks the first year anniversary of your relationship with Jude. Today was a special day, not only for couples but for you, specifically for you. Today marked the day that love binded two people. Today was the day you and Jude spent as a couple, officially. The memory was enough to send butterflies in your stomach and a bashful smile on your face.

Jude invited you for a late night walk in the park. It was silent, there were no cars roaming by, the sky was was but the moon shined brightly, stars scattered everywhere. You mindlessly walked around the park, looking up above and desperately tried counting the stars. Jude trailed behind you, his heartbeat accelerating. His hands started accumulating sweat and his eyes fixed on the ground. Jude wanted to confess to you today. Valentine's day.

You suddenly stopped and Jude's eyes peeled from the ground and looked at you. You turned your back and looked at Jude with a smile. "You okay? You're so silent." you joked. Jude's heart skipped a beat, his eyes slightly widened. "..Sorry." he softly responded. You faced your friend completely, hands in front of you. "What's on your mind?" you asked. "You really do know me, don't you?" Jude chuckled, finally feeling at ease. You smiled. Your eyes were on Jude's eyes, the moonlight bounced off him, his face was highlighted thanks to the moon. Your heartbeat quickened, he was beautiful, ethereal even.

"I just.. want to tell you something." Jude sighed. Your mind began wandering of what he wanted to ask you, possibilities ran through your mind.

You didn't say anything. Your eyes looked at Jude with intent, that alone was an answer.

Jude's eyes met yours, there was a nervous expression on his face. "I like you. More than like.. I think I--" Jude stumbled, his eyes met the ground once more.

You quickly hugged Jude. You hugged him because you knew you felt the same way. Jude was shocked but he gladly hugged back. A smile painted your face. "I take that as a.. yes?" Jude chuckled. "More than you believe." you said, squeezing him tighter.

Life ever since that late night turned for the better.

Don't forget to kiss me or else you'll have to miss me.

Since Jude was a professional footballer, he'd leave the house while you were softly sleeping.

The first time he did this, he almost overslept! His arms were wrapped around you and your arms were wrapped around his, your face faced him and his face faced yours.

His eyes flutter open, immediately being met with your face. He felt a tired smile creep his face, his hand gently touching your hair as he pulled you closer to him. The room was cold but thanks to your body heat he was warm. He placed his chin on top of your head, his eyes closing again.

He then remembered he had practice..

His eyes shot open. He looked at the curtains and the sun was already peeking out. He was gonna be late. He felt a rough sigh escape his lips as he began slowly removing his hands from you. He tried to do it as quiet and nonchalant as possible as to not wake you up.

He wrapped the remaining blanket around you so you would still be warm. His warm feet touched the cold ground and a shiver went through his spine.

When he entered the shower he remembered your soft skin against his, your hair tangled around his fingers, your tired eyes meeting with his, your soft lips on his. He felt his heart skip a beat and his the memory of last night played on repeat, your face imprinted on his brain.

By the time he entered back into the bedroom, dressed and ready he saw you, sat up with a foul expression on your face. He chuckled at the sight. "Jude..?" you groggily mumbled. "Morning, hon." he smiled. "It's so early.. where are you going..?" you asked, rubbing your eyes. "I'm off to practice, bae." he explained, tying his shoes. You grumbled a response, going back underneath the sheets.

Jude quickly took the blankets from your body, sending a cold breeze to your body. Your knees were tight to your chest as he looked at your boyfriend with an expression that said: "What the fuck." Jude giggled. He bent down to you, your nostrils being filled with his gently cologne. He puckered his lips out and planted a kiss on your forehead, hands on your cheeks. You groaned in response which made him laugh even more. He looked at you, face smooshed by his hands, he smiled once more before planting a kiss on your lips. "Asshole." you mumbled out.

"Bye, hon!" he announced.

I guess I'm stuck forever by the glue, oh and you.

Finding the right words to use for this song, I have you in mind so it won't take so long

Until now, he still manages to find himself tongue tied when talking or looking at you. He's so mesmerized by your honey-sweet voice of a part of you facial feature that his tongue is quite literally caught by a cat.

His eyes physically soften when you're rambling, his ears turn red and he's focused on you and you only.

You glanced at your boyfriend, stopping during your rant. His chin rested on his hand as he stared at you mindlessly with the goofiest smile on his face. A smile creeped on your face before bursting into laughter. Jude snapped out of his daydreaming and immediately got flustered.

"You looked so dumb!" you cackled. "I wasn't even looking at you!" your boyfriend protested.

You laughed on an on and eventually he just stopped defending himself knowing that you caught him in the act looking like the most hopeless romantic you've ever seen.

Never thought I'd find you but you're here and so I love you

During harsh nights after a rough game, Jude's always tired and rarely speaks. He keeps to himself after rough games. When this first happened you were concerned-- more than concerned. It was a bit rare to see your boyfriend so silent and zoned out in front of you and you were worried for him.

Jude lays down on the couch and a harsh sigh escapes his lips. He closes his eyes, in hope to forget what happened during the game, to forget the outcome.

You walk in the living room, seeing your boyfriend's things scattered on the floor and a pair of feet hung from your couch. You neared the couch and found your boyfriend with his eyes closed but his eyebrows were knitted, making him look like he was mad despite looking like he was sleeping.

"Jude?" you murmured. Jude's eyes slowly open, his eyebrows finally back to normal. "You okay?" you asked, sitting on the floor. Jude turned to you with a nod, his eyes drooped and his were lips cracked. You felt bad for your boyfriend, both of you know that he can't win every game but this particular game took out everything he had. You connect your soft lips into his cracked ones. Jude was momentarily shocked but quickly kissed back. You pulled away after a few seconds. "There's always another match, don't dwell too much on this one, okay?" you soft voice reassured. He felt himself smile for the first time during the night. "10 more minutes, okay? Then I'll be back to drag your ass to bed." you got up, pinching his ear jokingly.

Jude was thankful that even during these times where he didn't want to talk, you understood him, you spoke to him softly and warmly. He wouldn't want anyone else to be his.

Feb 14. 4:35 pm

Jude was driving around since his practice was done, you were in the passenger's seat, softly sleeping. Jude parks at a local park. You felt your eyes pry open due to the sound of the car suddenly coming to a stop, the aircon slowly vanishing. "Jude? Where are we?" you yawned, unbuckling your seatbelt. "Let's go for a walk, it's boring in the car if you just sleep." Jude joked, getting out of the car. You didn't quite hear what he said because you quite literally just woke up but followed him out the car.

At this point, Jude's already a few feet away from you and you jogged to be level with him. "Where are we?" you grumbled. Jude didn't respond to your question, instead he offered his hand to you. You stared at it for a few seconds before intertwining your fingers with his. His thumb rubs your hand, almost reassuringly. At this point.. you didn't really care where you were walking to, as long as you were hand in hand with your lovely boyfriend.

You looked at the ground, seeing that both you and your boyfriend's shoes were walking rhythmically. Suddenly, you see your boyfriend's shoes disappear. You stop for a moment and your eyes began scanning for him. He was on top of a sidewalk. "Are you just gonna stare at me?" he joked, squeezing your hand. Jude continued walking and you quickly jumped on the sidewalk before continuing your walk with Jude.

Your feet were met with patches of grass, the sound of your shoes crinkling against the grass was a bit comforting to you. Jude let goes of your hand, leaving it warm. You looked for your boyfriend once more and see that he's situated himself on a bench. You followed your boyfriend and sat down beside him, a few inches away from him.

Your eyes wandered around the park and found your eyes pinned on the sky. The clouds were scattered and the sky was painted in yellow, orange and a tinge of red.

"Happy anniversary." your boyfriend suddenly said, slipping in a flower into your fingertips. You felt yourself flinch for a second. Your eyes connected to the flower that was slipped into your hands. It was beautiful. You looked at your boyfriend with a loving smile and a blush on your cheeks.

Jude scooched himself beside you, your arms touched by the contact. "Thank you, for everything." he whispered. With your vacant hand, you reached for his hand and taking in two of his fingers. "You're such a hopeless romantic." you commented, looking at your boyfriend with a cheeky smile. "Only for you." he chuckled, looking at you back with a soft smile. "That night.." you mumbled. You looked in front of you, finally remembering this is where he confessed. Jude rested his head on your shoulder. "To be honest, I don't know what to say." Jude chuckled nervously. "You didn't know what to say that night either." you joked, referring to the night when he confessed. He stumbled on his words as his cheeks were red because of embarrassment, nervousness. "But you liked me back." Jude said, inching near you. "How couldn't I? You looked so cute trying to find your words." you laughed aloud. "Mean." Jude plainly commented, squeezing your hand. Jude's eyes closed, drifting into momentary sleep.

You were thankful for him and he was thankful for you. Everyday was something to look forward to. You woke up everyday knowing that your boyfriend would have his arms all over you. You lived every night knowing that he'd tangle himself into you.

The both of you were stuck to each other, by the glue.

I'm not wrong when I say I've been stuck by the glue. By the glue onto you.

I've been stuck by the glue, right onto you.

I've been stuck by the glue.

I've never known someone like you.

I've never known.

(THIS EXCEEDED 1500 WORDS.. WHY IS THIS SO LONG.. 😧💔💔 anyways 3 POSTS IN A DAY?!??!?!!?!! so slay, u guys are fed for the entire week. At this point, please anybody send a request and you'll have it in 2-3 business days, pinky swear!! ANYWAYS HOPE U ENJOYED THIS AND MAKE SURE TO SMASHSHSHSHS THAT LIKE BUTTON AND SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE BANGRS LIKE THSESESEEE!!!)

also if there's any goofy grammatical mistakes, ill prolly fix it in a few hours, i like really need to piss.

[snowandwolves]

hi hello! tis the lengthy ask anon back after a length of time. it is now ... wow almost the end of march. why is time like this?!? how has this first quarter of the year been for you? got some crispy lettuce? and rest??

it's been a rollercoaster for me and tbh there were some days when i couldn't read the lighthouse au because it just cut too deep, does that make sense? but things are a bit better now, so i'm back with questions! as always, feel free to skip whatever of these don't bring joy <3

do you think suzanne would ever entertain tours of the lighthouse? does she already?

during that dinner they all had together and mary and ava went out, do you have an idea of how that talk between bea and lil (with cam mediating? eating popcorn?) would've gone? (also i still love that transition: "Everything's fine. — everything is, in fact, not fine.")

how often does ava bring up the "topping" mistake? and how often do does she make them have ice cream so can talk about topping(s) in general?

had bea called suzanne mom before ava said it?

during their time apart, do you have an idea of a moment or two when bea missed ava?

what was the most played song on that playlist you mentioned?

how'd you come up with the title btw? also did you find it easy to come up with a title?

hope spring brings some good things for you!

end of… march… lengthy ask anon, i am so genuinely sorry it’s taken me this long to respond to this 😭 i was dying from summer, got awfully sick twice, and weathered a few life events akdbskd so i guess that answers how the past quarter(s) have been for me 💀 in between, i did get crispy lettuce, some truly jaw-dropping sunsets (i saw iridescent clouds for the first time in my life and deadass sobbed in the middle of the street), and somehow made it through things. i’m still alive and grateful i’m alive 😂

but ok, questions!

1. i’m not sure about that one actually, with her hip and all. but i’m thinking it’d be ava’s great idea that she’ll regret pitching bec who else is supposed to help suzanne and bea set up tours and stuff? 😂 then she’ll, ofc, sign up to be a tour guide, in which case bea will catch her showing off the leather strips in the everything-shed and promptly marching over to cut off whatever unholy thing ava was gonna say about them 💀

2. that talk would’ve been heated, to say the least. i was thinking lilith is the type of person who holds on tight to the people she lets in and bea could misinterpret that as something controlling bec of her childhood. they’d say almost-hurtful things until lilith spits it out for her: “i’m not stopping you from trying to live your life. i’m just asking you to stay, too. i’m worried, and—afraid.” to which bea would pause, look at her friend as her friend and not as a reminder of people she’s not, and say: “i’m not going to forget you, lilith. i’m not going to love you any less than i do now. and if you think that i’m leaving and never coming back here, then think again. this is my home. you’re part of the home that i chose.”

3. SO THIS IS GOLD 😂 what if it’s winter a year later and ava wants ice cream because “i feel like i haven’t reminded you about topping in a while” and bea’s like “must you remind me? after last night?” and ava’s like “if it gets you to blush or gets me a repeat performance, yeah. win-win.”

4. slip of the tongue. unacknowledged but known, you are my mom, and you are my daughter. something allowed and welcomed and only told by the face suzanne makes every time bea says it 🥺

5. bea tries to read a book during her appointed time for a break. her thoughts catch up to her, the way they couldn’t when she was busy thinking about generators and weather reports. and she sits there, open book on her lap, gaze worlds away, trying to sink into the quiet and wondering why it isn’t as peaceful as she remembers it being, before ava came and made a habit out of asking her to read out loud. she cries, just a little. of course, she does.

6. oh gOD. there were so many honestly. i’ll do a top five because it would be a crime to pick 😂 Far From Here by Emmit Fenn (bec i love the intro and the vibes), Silence by Before You Exit (for all of the soft avatrice scenes), Calme by Ever So Blue (for all the quieter, more tender scenes), What a Wonderful World by Reuben and the Dark and AG (this version specifically for the whole storm scene), and Rein You In by TENDER (for the horny) 💀

7. NO, I DID NOT FIND IT EASY TO COME UP WITH A TITLE OR ANY OF THE SOUL-EXTRACTING AO3 ASKED OF ME BEFORE I CAN EVEN POST THE FIRST CHAPTER 😭 i think i was trying to figure out how to relate it to the lighthouse and ava’s journey. it’s honestly longer than my usual titles but at that point, i’d agonized over everything else AO3 wanted that i was just like “fuck it i can’t think about this anymore” 😂

lengthy ask anon, i’m gonna try to respond to your other asks slowly 💀 i’m still sorry it’s taken me so long and please know that i waited to answer these because i wanted to be fully present for it. these still bring me joy, and i appreciate you for it. i hope you’ve been doing alright, that this quarter isn’t as difficult as the others 🥹💙

[baby-blue-ana]

Omg heyyyyy new blog intro, here we go again, love to see it 😘🥰

⚠️TW!!⚠️ so sorry, but this IS an eating disorder based blog. I post with an understanding that community can help those who are already suffering, but please don't seek it out/continue on if you are not. Just block my page, feel free to block the tags I use as well, and I truly hope you have a good rest of your day.

NOW FOR THE REST OF YOU

hey besties, it's been a minute, but I'm thriving once again 🤭 new motives, new goals, new hobbies, new vibes, you know the drill. I also don't usually start a new episode mid-summer, so we'll see how this goes considering we've got the holidays coming up

you can call me Blue

afab genderfluid (He/She/It)

19 y/o

ana-rexic

autistic

POTS (chronic illness)

bipolar 1

stoner

witch

mixed hispanic/white

my blog is minor friendly, I just won't respond to private DMs or follow back bc, as of rn, I'm almost 20!

stats <3

Height: 5'3" (159 cm)

HW: 142lbs

SW: 135lbs

CW: 98lbs

GW1: 95lbs

UGW: 90lbs

measurements (I'll add later, I keep forgetting to take them when I weigh myself)

(edited: sept. 11, 2024 from here down. I'll set a reminder for the measurements next week, I swear 😅🙏)

recently been doing moodboards, as well as organizing my ed-no-sheeran photos, so requests are welcome (& encouraged) so I actually have incentive to post!

fav mealspo/recipes

fav thinspo

I love the coquette aesthetic, but I have cool toned skin & prefer baby blue to the more common pink

also currently into grunge and post-punk music; dressing generally alt, very Tomura Shigaraki coded due to lack of clothing. been looking at the v-ke! (visual ke!) style for the last week, might thrift for that in a couple weeks.

v-ke! m@lespø:

I also love V!ctor!a's Secret, but don't actually support them morally 💀 fr watching the 2003 show on YT rn, I'm just an anorexic fashion junkie & they're all gorgeous

Also love Stranger Things & mildly in love w/ 3ddie Munsøn. Not in the annoying like Stedd!e ao3 takeover way or anything, but I did live in a trailer when I was younger before moving in w/ other family, and the thought of being older & a trailer park princess in ST wearing baby blue and being small and platinum blonde and having him do things for me is just... AGH!!&$&">×]$ not to mention he has good music taste 😌 He also reminds me of S!r!us Bl@ck, my first love <33

still agree, the Munsøn trailer would be a fuckin vibe and a half, but I'm on an anime kick rn. Tømur@ Sh!garak!, M3llø, B@n, T3ndø S@tor!, Øik@w@ Tøru, etc. are my boys. They keep me thin & they keep me sane.

I'm also just in a silly goofy girly mood rn, but I DO also post malespo!! I'm genderfluid, so it really depends mostly on how I feel that day + a bit on what my socials feed me that morning.

^^ This has been proven more recently!! If you have a preference and I start leaning towards the other it's fine bc I will inevitably give you a photo dump or have a sudden mood change.

[seven-stars-in-his-palm]

20 Questions for Fic Writers ‼️

HI @callipraxia the bond continues to endure. i love questions!!!! let us go...

1. How many works do you have on Ao3? 29, though i've orphaned a few in my day.

2. What's your total word count? ao3 claims 268,182, but oh boy do i have wips waiting in the tank. probably something like 300k adding all those up

3. What fandoms do you write for? i used to write exclusively gravity falls (20 including orphaned works) but now i've started doing good omens (11) as well. i try to balance them ☝️also one fic from nimona that is surprisingly my most popular fic?? mannn

4. Top 5 fics by kudos: Pyrite and Sunrise (230), Midnight's Call (126), Twin (s Up In) Flames (109), Loose Ties & Ends (107), and The Wonders of the Twin Paradox Theory (106).

5. Do you respond to comments? i always try to respond as quickly as i can and to everyone because i must let them know i appreciate them. they give me so much life

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? HMMMM there's many choices... not for good omens considering i physically can't give them an unhappy ending at the moment (final fifteen) but gravity falls is ALWAYS game. its between Unfortunate Ends and Burn Fast, Burn Bright, which both have ford ending up truly dead in a gruesome way. i love it sm

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? fics where crowley and aziraphale end up at the south downs are SUCH strong contenders. so its between (again) would you lie with me and just forget the world and to hold you like a bouquet. those are fr bangers

8. Do you get hate on fics? not that i know of!! (knock on wood)

9. Do you write smut? i've never been for that life, nor do i think i have the talent lmao

10. Craziest crossover? i don't write much crossover so there's not much to say, but my god that one gravity falls x miracukous ladybug fic had so much potential. might go back to it one day to give it the skill, lesbians, and coheisive narrative it rightfully deserved ☝️‼️

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? also not that i know of!! KNOCK ON WOOD

12. Have you ever had a fic translated? ALSO also not that i know of!!! i would deff like to see some of my fics translated in spanish (my first language but you'd have never known that) however, because that would kill my ass. i'd love to see how my metaphors and prose would translate into that language bc i already have some ideas but i'd never be able to sit my ass down and actually do it 💀

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? too scared to do that bc how would that even work?? but i'd love to give it a try!!

14. All-time favorite ship? BROOO its between fiddauthor and the ineffable husbands im sorry. they may not be equal narratively but they'll always have my hearts

15. What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? godddddd i wish i could pick but all of my truly abandoned babies i WISH i could finish so BADLY. so i wont name them, just know anything i condeded defeat on im SO SORRY. i plan to never do it again NO MATTER WHAT!!! ☝️

16. What are your writing strengths? writing humorously. i think i've nailed the focusing on not necessarily important details and describing things in an aloof and humorous manner that fits just right in both the gravity falls and good omens worlds. if that makes sense. also drama!! i love drama

17. What are your writing weaknesses? dialogue and action scenes, ironically enough. i never know how those fuckers would say that

18. Thoughts on dialogue in another language? ONE THOUSAND PERCENT (if it makes sense naratively). if one of the characters is a bilingual, i would love to see their 2nd language in action. i live for that shit in fiction and real life too

19. First fandom you ever wrote in? gravity falls baybeeee!!! i wrote about it long before i came on ao3, and the first work i ever wrote has been orphaned (but i HAVE rewrote it in the form of dimension 18'\ lmao) but it is my BABY!!!!!

20. Favorite fic you ever wrote? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE. weeeeell....either do you remember hanging up the stars or midnight's call. longest fics i've ever written (or plan to write ig) and they have PLOT and DEVELOPMENT and LIFE and SO MANY COOL MOMENTS i need them injected in my brain. oifjfh. forever proud 🗣🗣

OKAY im gon a tag the writer mutuals because i need to tag SOMEONE in these posts... @fearandhatred @crowleys-bentley-and-plants @unearthlyfromage @sabotage-on-mercury @ineffabildaddy @fellshish @zephrunsimperium @oriocookie @jacky-rubou alright i need sleep now. thanks for playing i had alot of fun :)

[waratah-moon]

You don't know how much I ideas I have for you lol 😭

Reader x Steve but they get locked in their job during closing time 💀and then they pass the time by getting to know each other until someone comes recuse them! Then they admit their feelings

13. "Well this is awkward." Oblivious idiot Steve who's not that oblivious??? omg. 🎂 bday prompts list 🎂 masterlist / send me a message Warning: mean reader (she's very sorry), smutty implications... dom!Steve (if you squint) wc: 1.1k

"You've got to be kidding me," Steve tried pulling the doors again, but they just rattled and stayed locked. Obviously.

"I don't think they're going to have magically unlocked since the last time you tried," you sighed, sitting back on the chair behind the counter. "I'll try Keith."

Keith, your delightful manager, had been distracted all day. He had a date planned for tonight, something he'd told you at least 100 times throughout your shift. This had led to him completely forgetting about you and Steve in the back room when he'd locked up for the night.

"He'll be at the restaurant, or movies, or minigolf. I don't know where he said he was going I wasn't listening."

"I'm hoping he's gone home to get ready," you said as you held the phone up to your ear. Keith answered after the fifth ring. "Keith! You left before Steve and I could leave and now we're locked inside."

He sounded distracted. "Oh, is there a spare key in the back office?"

"The back office is locked," you said, looking at Steve who was fiddling with the lock on the front door.

"Right. I'm busy right now, I can come and unlock the door after my date."

You sighed, "when's that going to be?"

"Depends if I get lucky-"

You cut him off with a groan, "that is for sure an HR violation."

Keith huffed on the other end of the line. "Look, I'm sorry. I'll be there in a few hours, okay? Why don't you start inventory?"

"Will you pay us?"

He hesitated. "No."

"See you soon Keith," you hung up with a groan, putting your feet up on the counter. "He said he'd be a few hours."

"Do you have a hair pin? I could probably pick this lock," Steve asked, peering through the keyhole.

"Have you ever actually done that, or is that just something you've seen in the movies?"

"It can't be that hard. You just stick it in, wiggle it around and boom." He looked at you, a growing grin on your face. "Right?"

"My my my." Steve looked a little confused. "Stick it in and wiggle it around? Are all the ladies that lucky, Harrington?"

"Shut up," he mumbled, turning back to the door.

You pulled a bobby pin out of your hair, tossing it to Steve, which he didn't catch. "Knock yourself out, Macgyver."

Steve spent the next ten minutes trying to pick the lock, while you watched; half with curiosity, half with keen amusement. He only stopped when the bobby pin broke in half.

"Well this is awkward." You grinned, watching as Steve groaned and slumped against the front door. "You stuck it in and wiggled just a little too hard and it snapped." When he didn't respond, you elaborated. "See, I'm using the bobby pin as a metaphor for your dick and saying you're bad at sex."

"I got it the first time, thanks," he sounded a little defeated.

You continued, "I guess it shows you're enthusiastic, if not a little clumsy. But some girls like that. They find it endearing."

This had been your relationship with Steve for the past few months, since you'd worked at family video. You'd known him in high school, back when he'd been King Steve. He'd been a dick to you then, and now that he had fallen from grace, you'd taken pleasure at reminding him of his social awkwardness. Something you'd confided in Robin about after she'd asked why you enjoyed pissing Steve off.

"And do you find it endearing?" He asked casually, his head leaning back against the window. You stared blankly at him, not sure if you heard him correctly. "You said some girls find it cute when a guy is clumsy. Do you?"

Steve wasn't suppose to fight. The banter between you had always been one-sided, you were not prepared for him to bite back.

The truth was you did find Steve cute. You'd always thought he was good looking, even in high school. Although his personality had knocked his attractiveness down a few levels back then. But now you could unashamedly say he was handsome. He was a loyal friend to Robin, he was nice to those kids that were always hanging around him, and he'd even been respectful of Nancy and her new relationship. Steve Harrington had turned in to a nice guy. So why did you keep having to piss him off? You weren't even trying to at this point. It was just happening naturally.

"What, no witty remark? You haven't even answered my question."

"Well this is awkward."

"I'm just asking a question, you're the one who constantly brings up my sex life and makes shit awkward."

"Is it much of a sex life if you're not having sex?"

"See, there you go again. Why?"

You groaned. “I don't know, I can't help it.”

"I think you're jealous,” he admitted.

"Jealous?" You asked slowly.

"Yeah, jealous.” He was smirking now, "I think you have a crush on me."

"Me? Have a crush on you? Did you rattle that door too hard and smack your head? You're delusional, Harrington."

"You wouldn't be denying it so much if it wasn't true."

He'd seen right through you and figured it out even before you had. You had a crush on Steve Harrington.

"I only bring it up because it's mutual."

"You like me?" You stood up, stepping out from behind the counter to see him better.

He shrugged, "yeah, is that so hard to believe?"

"But I've been so mean to you," you whispered, sliding down the window to sit next to him.

"Some guys find that endearing," his smile was small. "Look, I know I was a dick to you when we first met and throughout high school. Robin told me what you said, so I get it. And I deserved it. But I've changed over the past year, I was hoping you'd eventually see that."

Your eyes were wide, and you nodded. "I have seen it, Steve. I know you're a good guy. I'm sorry for making fun of you, I think it's a protective shell."

"Like a ninja turtle?"

"Like a ninja turtle," you smiled. "Maybe if we ever get out of here, we could see a movie?"

"Or," he glanced around the store. "We could watch one now?"

"Deal. Teen Wolf?"

"Sure, I'll get the snacks," he stood up, holding out his hand to help you up. When you stood up, he pulled you close to him. “And by the way, when we eventually sleep together, you be too busy cumming to find it endearing.”

- Y'all remember that episode of Superstore where they get trapped in the store because the doors are controlled by corporate? That was my thought when I was writing this lol

[youremyheaven]

i am so here for the mercurial slander omg. i had the displeasure of being friends with a mercury-ketu girl who was genuinely unhinged and extremely immature. like i'd say something completely innocuous and she'd sit on it for like two days and then i'd receive like 4 paragraphs of her chewing me out just because she misunderstood something i said

the other two mercurials i know (free me) are the biggest yappers i've ever met. one of them would literally send upwards of 150 messages to our group chat daily of just a never ending stream of thoughts, which was annoying in and of itself, but the real issue was that she'd yap endlessly and never read any of our messages or ask how we were doing. i've noticed this theme a lot with mercurials where they just use people as a sounding board and forget to even ask how your day was before the yap fest begins

😭😭😭😭 sister,, I can tell the pain is fresh because you did not hold back 💀🫡

Using other people as a sounding board is soooo TRUEEE OMG 😭😭ILL SCREAM

my former friend, Revati Moon who ghosted me for 3yrs came back into my life last year and from the way she spoke about her circumstances I knew that she was alone and just wanted company lmao but I thought I'd give her the benefit of the doubt anyway and what followed was a huge lesson in trusting my gut and not giving anyone the benefit of the doubt 😮‍💨💀🤡 I was her unpaid therapist and soundboard for several months. The conversations were often too long for comfort or she'd go on one of her rampages about how awful people are (Mercurials are unfairly critical of others, have you noticed?) and she frequently took digs at me and was one of those people who make jokes at the expense of others. I had to reallyyyy hold my tongue bc she was clearly at fault in half of the situations she's describing and i couldn't stand how she was always putting down absolutely everybody she spoke about.

I'd have to come up with lies or sometimes I'd pretend the call dropped or something bc 😭 7hrs is too many hrs to be talking to someone night after night (and the conversations are majorly heavy or unpleasant) i felt like she thought I owed her my time unless I had a "valid excuse"

during these months, she'd go on trips and I'd be as good as dead to her in this period. Once she was home and bored again, the calls would restart.

she said something awful to me and I stopped talking to her and maybe a month later after she said some other awful thing, i confronted her and she started shouting at me saying she's been mad at me all along for not talking to her 💀💀💀💀 which

a) isn't true (I texted her like 2 days after the first incident and she didn't respond to it --- she shouted at me saying she wanted me to call her???)

b) she literally said something godawful to me which made me want to not talk to her???

Needless to say, that "confrontation" was a spectacular display of Mercurial manipulation. I asked her why she was so goddamn mean to me and she said "I don't think this conversation is helping either of us, I'm sorry, now let's move on"

🤡😭😭 and I asked her about incident 2 and she said she's used to being around people (read: men) who bully each other playfully and that she wasn't used to my "sensitivity" (for context: I sent her a semi nude picture and she told me my shorts looked too tight around the waist and that looking at my "realistic" body helped her feel seen bc she's used to seeing photoshopped women and went on to compare both herself and me to our friends who are more petite 🤡)

After almost a year of being her unpaid therapist, she once interrupted me telling her something and told me to "wrap it up quickly" 😭😭😭 (the audacity) like she didn't gaf about what I had to say unless it soothed her ego somehow lol

As if all of this wasn't enough, I decided to call her a month ago, even though by this point we hadn't talked for over 2 ish months and she ended the convo 2 mins in saying she'll call me back and never did.

The way Mercurials exploit others to just bitch and whine and yap needs to be studied

Everything you said about your friend, I can also relate to (unfortunately)

Most Mercurials are friendless or have superficial friendships and tbh it makes sense bc they make it really hard for others to stay friends with them 😭 sorry to say it

[professorxsmokesweed]

btw everyone whos following me this is a sideblog so im following back & replying from my main!!! (@lucky-lesbian)

more info about me under the cut!!

this blog has gotten more attention than i expected so hi!! i’d figured i’d do more of an introduction!! :D ~i am a lesbian!   ~any pronouns i do not care!!!  ~same goes for names, on twitter i go by teddie but i dont really give a shit what you call me you can use anything in fact if you do make up a name for me i will treasure it forever💖 ~i’m white, and 24! ~sorry if i start a convo and then just randomly disappear i’m really busy irl right now so often i am checking tumblr with the 5 minutes i have free and then i have to do a task again! i’m not ghosting or anything ~on that note i am also really forgetful so if i don’t respond to something and it’s been like 3 days i would appreciate a gentle nudge it’s more than likely i started to type a response had to do something and then forgot💀 ~my tagging is haphazard at best but if you need something tagged for a trigger please let me know i will work very hard to tag it properly! 

[sparklingpax]

Curious question, what was your reaction to watching the Transformers Prime series for the first time? I'm especially curious about how your reaction was to seeing Optimus for the first time in that series. (Those 2 posts about your valentines day art and the TFP series being my favorite was the same person, aka me! I was thinking i could say a word that lets you know it's me and not some other anon. How about: 'TFP FAN'? I'm not allowed to have a tumbler account so that's why.)

HIIII ✨✨✨ Yes, I do believe "tfp fan" is a good name for you, if you like it!! ^w^

Sorry for typos, I'm typing this out on my phone & I'm usually terrible at that

Also omg!! Fellow lurker!!!!! 🥺✨💕 funny story, I actually was also banned from the internet (so of course, social media as well) for like....my whole life until literally only a little more than a year ago was I allowed to go ahead and...have social media accounts....💀💀💀 I mean didn't stop me from sneaking stuff but then there was that time I got caught in 7th grade but wooo that's another story 🥲

And so anyways, it was painful I could never like posts or interact with ppl who had takes I agreed with or ideas I thought were interesting, but it always made me happy when at least my anon asks would be answered by cool blogs I wished I could follow but settled to just watch from the sidelines until I myself was finally allowed to join Tumblr!!! So long story short, I totally feel ya!!! You can drop in any time you want, as can anyone else! Just be prepared for me and the infamous long amounts of time it takes for me to actually, finally respond to ppl 😳😅✨

ANYWAY ok, so to answer your question, the first time I saw TFP was when I was just barely 6 years old, and lemme tell you I loved that series deeply 😳💗💜💕✨ I watched "Deus ex Machina" and instantly felt excited and invested, especially because up until then, I'd never really watched or found anything that excited me fr. I'd seen MLP because my friends did, I played with toys and went to the park, but for the first time, I saw that show and genuinely felt like "woah. That was cool....I want to see more." And bam, from there I became a TFP fan who excitedly chattered about the episode I watched for a whole week to everyone I knew until Friday when the new ep would air and I'd rush my homework to get to it & then the cycle would repeat.....I remember feeling attached to the characters, and feeling as if this was a show with depth and action and it always excited me. I loved the visuals, the music, the atmosphere of it all. A couple things went over my head that I never got until I saw it again in its entirety in 5th grade (fourish years later, when I bought the DVDs) because I was, again, a tiny first grader...but I'll never forget how much I enjoyed that show, how excited I got when the theme played and I watched a new episode....OH and OPTIMUS. I wouldn't have called him Hot™️ when I first saw him because I wouldn't have known to call him that, but I do remember thinking he was cool, noble, powerful, and that I loved just looking at him--which to be fair, I still have that with characters today. There's a long list of faves I have, and I might call them 'cute' or 'hot' but more in the sense that they're just really fun to look at for me, and that matching with their personalities makes me really love them, but not in a romantic sense..... however I make an exception for Optimus because imo, he is and always will be, Hot™️ (y'all I see you with your baseball bats and your 'go to horny jail' but I'm not afraid of you--)

So anyway, concluding my rambling, basically, I loved it a lot and I love it more or less as much today! In spite of the problems it has like any series does, it's still a meaningful show with depth and super cool fight scenes I'll always love especially because of how I loved it when I was a Tiny Child, and for how much of a role it played in my life, getting me through really tough things and being a safe haven I can return to that never fails to make me smile in some way <3 💗💕💜💜💕💙

-Kuni :D

[nonawaaa]

20 question fanfic writers edition 

Thank you for the tag @nightowl27-writer ❤ even though I'm not that active lately due to school and work 😭

How many works do you have on ao3? 

6 and it’s not increasing anytime soon 💀

What’s your total word count? 

47,864 (I mostly write short drabbles soooo...) 

p.s. I'm just not good with words lmao

How many fandoms have you written for and what are they? 

jkandkan probably 2 or 3 not really sure. Of course I mostly write Naruto and sometimes Boruto, the other 1 or 2 are either still in my drafts or I cringe about it so no no.

What are your top 5 fics by kudos? 

Drabbles 

We & Us 

Limited Strings Attached 

New Generation x Originals 

Lovers Series: Forsaken Story 

Do you respond to comments? Why or why not? 

I always try to respond I promise! It’s just that I respond to most of the comments IN MY HEAD and forget to really post it 😭 So if you ever commented on my fic/s and i didn’t respond pls don’t be mad I responded to it in my head and forgot to post it I’m sorry and I love you 🥺💖

What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending? 

Ohhhh probably Last Kiss and Sa Susunod Na Habang Buhay (In Another Lifetime) I love giving NaruHina some angst 👀

I’m a sucker for angst I love them

What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending? 

A Father’s Day Special, it’s a four part series featuring Naruto, Sai, Shikamaru and Sasuke for father’s day. Maybe not the “happiest” but I can say it’s heartwarming and wholesome 😌

Do you do crossovers? If yes, what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever written? 

I don’t. I don’t think I’m capable of that. 

Have you ever received hate on a fic? 

Yes. Not really on ao3 but on ffn and twt. People are so weird. 

Do you write smut? If so, what kind? 

I do 😳 I DIDN’T KNOW THERE WERE KINDS?!

Have you ever had a fic stolen? 

Hopefully none but I don’t think I’m that good either. 

Have you ever had a fic translated? 

Yes. Glances, an entry I did for SS month, was translated to Vietnamese (I think it was posted on facebook). I’m still stoked about it, I didn't think someone would take their time to translate my work but I’m also being a bit cautious lately about someone translating my work so yeah 😬

Have you ever co-written a fic? 

Again, I don’t think I’m capable or even have the ability! If I ever co-write, my co-writer would probably just hate me cos I procrastinate too much 🥲

What’s your all time favorite ship? 

Don’t make me choose! I love all of them though I mostly write NaruHina and SasuSaku. 

What’s a WIP you want to finish but don’t think you ever will? 

If WIPs could kill, I would be dead 3 months ago. I really want to finish some smut WIPs as they fill my drafts but I don’t think I’ll ever will (not now at least) 

What're your writing strengths? 

I don't know I don't really think about it too much, maybe the way I write? Many tell me how can I write with so little words and still get the story clear and out but I don't really think about the word count too much, you can tell a story using a book or a sentence it really depends on how you write it. 

What're your writing weaknesses? 

Words lmao. I find it hard describing things in a poetic way and just ran out of words. I still try though but I think whenever I try it's too obvious since it's not my style. That's why whenever I read something that is so poetic I get really hooked. 

What are your thoughts on writing in other languages in a fic? 

It's fun! English is not my first language to begin with so I've been doing it, I just hope I don't offend anyone. I also enjoy writing and reading something in my own language, I just find it funnier when it's Tagalog but I think it's just me . 

What was the first fandom you ever wrote for? 

Naruto is the first fandom I SERIOUSLY ever wrote for. But for the first fandom it's soooo cringey I don't want to say it 

What's your favorite fic you've ever written? 

Awww I love them all! I think We & Us is still at top, even though I don't update that often, I never thought I would write a multi-chapter fic so We & Us is really special for me. For a short series I'm in love with Manila Encounters, I just love the idea of different ships meeting in different places in different circumstances. I plan on doing another mini series but I don't have time!

Tagging @thatsakurastan @airashisakura @secrettastemakerland @pinkhairedlily no pressure!

[thedancefloorsilly]

omg 300 followers??? i remember finding your account at around the 200 followers event, and holy crap you grew so fast 😫 congrats!! 🎊 you deserve it, you're so talented and your writing is AMAZING! it's a pleasure to read <3

anyways, for the event:

my romantic f/os are machi and shalnark

personality: i'm mostly introverted and super awkward around people i don't know that well, but once i get to know someone, i'm more talkative and outgoing. i would probably consider myself more book-smart rather than street smart (totally didn't forget how to use a toaster once) i like to plan things to the very last detail. i'm not rlly the biggest on pda, just something subtle. my love language is probably quality time. i also tend to tease the ppl i care about.

hobbies: i like to talk/hang out with friends. i also enjoy reading and making cookies sometimes. playing violin is also probably one of my biggest hobbies too

appearance: i'm pretty short, wear glasses, and have dark hair that's kinda long (wow i feel like i'm writing a wattpad description right now 💀)

anyways, i think that's it? i'm sorry that's so long, i didn't anticipate it being that long whoops. thanksssss and have a great day/night! <3

AH HEY!! omg THANK U SM THATS SO SWEET <33 well its great to have u here bc im always happy writing ur requests :)) the more info the better so dw!! have a good day or night too enjoy these ;D 

Event post: here

u could tell I had fun writing this cause I think this is one of the longer ones ive written my bad for the long read😩

Machi

- Due to her amazing intuition, Machi had this feeling that you and her were probably going to get along well. With that, there was something about you that made her intrigued. Even though most of your first interactions might’ve been a little awkward with your shyness (I mean who could blame you though she’s so pretty), Machi still came back to talk and learn more about you. She’s pretty happy that she still continued to talk to you, because Machi did end up noticing how you opened up more to her. Not only that, but there was a great connection between you guys!!

- You and Machi both agree that you’re both not that big when it comes to PDA. You both do like holding each other’s hands, though. Sometimes when you’re in public, she’ll shyly grab onto your hand (don’t mention it though, because she might get a little embarrassed).

- She always remembers your interests, and knowing that you love to read, sometimes Machi likes to gift you books! She’ll usually take recommendations from either Chrollo, Feitan, or Shalnark (he doesn’t read that much but he does know lots of good ones out there).

- One day you were baking cookies in the kitchen when she noticed the smell lingering in the air. “I didn’t know you were baking cookies,” she asks, to which you nod in response. After that, she then offered to help you out. (Based on my hc’s) Machi is actually a pretty good baker, but she doesn’t do it too often!!

- Now, everything seemed pretty normal at first, you and her were just following instructions perfectly, nothing too bad, right? Well once she booped you on the nose with some of the batter, that simple action was what started a whole food fight. You then responded by taking some batter on your finger, and then putting it on her nose. Well, she returned this favor by putting MORE batter on your face (you can see where this is going...). it didn’t take long until globs of cookie dough, flour, sugar, and other ingredients were being thrown in the air.

- Though the kitchen ended up looking like a total mess (and the cookies were nowhere near being done), the quick food fight ended up with you and Machi smiling exchanging lots of laughter. Sure, maybe you had to start all over again, but at least y’all had lots of fun!!! Buttt you weren’t sure how you guys were going to clean all this up...

Shalnark

- Despite being a little shy or awkward at first, this didn’t bother Shalnark from wanting to get to know you more. Sure, conversation at first was often lead by him, but he always noticed how you would actively listen and chime in here and there. Though you were a little quiet, Shalnark thought that this was so cute!! From this, he just wanted to get to know you better.

- The more you would talk to each other, the more and more you started to open up towards Shalnark. To him, it’s actually surprising at how different you were compared to when Shal first met you. He always jokes about how awkward and cute you were back then, contrasting to how extraverted you were around Shalnark now!!

- Now, Shalnark is more of a PDA type of person, so sometimes he really can’t help giving you a bunch of kisses in public. Then again, he’ll also respect this and will hold off on those random bursts of affection. At most when you’re in public, Shalnark will just hold your hand or wrap his arm around your waist or shoulder.

- Since you both love to hang out with each other, Shalnark will always ask you out on dates to new places! Most of them are a surprise because he wants you to really see your expression once he surprises you. The only information Shalnark will give are things telling you how to dress and such. 

- I can imagine Shalnark surprising you to go on a carnival date (like those ones by the boardwalk)!! He won’t tell you this before hand (since it’s a surprise of course), but the only hint he’ll give is to dress kind of comfortably (but also nice if you want). Shalnark takes you in the afternoon, and once you arrive to the place, your eyes bright up with realization!!

- The whole time there, you guys are just running around the whole place, going from game booth to game booth. As competitive as you guys are when trying to win, at one point Shalnark plans to win you one of those giant stuffed animals! He also doesn’t let those rigged games get in the way of winning that prize!! Even though it was his first game, Shalnark ended up proudly winning it for you!!

- The rest of the time there was the spent on the rides. After a while, you guys decide to go on the last ride of the night, a somewhat big wooden rollercoaster that overlooks the boardwalk and the sea. As you guys began to slowly go up the lift, you turned to notice the beautiful sunset from how long you guys have been there. Maybe admiring the orange and yellow hues from the sun made the mood much more romantic, because once you guys looked back at each other, you and Shalnark managed to swoop in a quick kiss at the peak of the rollercoaster.

- Immediately though, you guys were interrupted with the quick drop of the ride. Though unexpected, it still didn’t ruin your time because it was still so much fun!! Eventually, you and him got off the ride, still very giggly from the adrenaline. After that though, you and Shalnark then leaned in close to finish that rollercoaster kiss, a perfect end to an amazing day. 

a note from the author: you and your f/o’s are canon B)

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thanks for giving me some advice, miss cat <3

i have been crushing on him for about 4 years at this point which is kind of embarrassing but ... last semester when i started texting him, i slid into his dms w a pretty lame question about apush bc i heard from a friend that he had the same apush teacher as me 😭

i'm still unsure if it's a good idea for me to kinda go after him yk?? like for one, my dad said that i have to get straight A's this semester (and all of my classes are hard ;-;). and idk if i should just drop the boy and work solely on my studies? bc my parents are strict (typical tiger mom + same goes for my dad), they become control freaks when they're upset ;A;

also, idk if it's bc he's shy or smth bc he'll never text me first :(( does that count as a red flag ??

but he never texts first. i really don't know if i'm just picky ?? bc i have this issue with a lot of my friends,,, and usually i don't mind but sometimes i get self conscious and think maybe they never text first bc i'm annoying knsdhks :((

he's interested in landscape photography !! i'm one of his 24 followers so idk if that's a good thing but,,, i'll take it as one :)) i'm very loud with people i'm close with, but i'm very quiet and awkward with people i don't know too well, so i'm kinda scared talking to him in person at all HAHAHA

it would be a power move to just confess and see what he says LOL but idk if i'm bold enough to do that... but then again i was bold enough to cold call the teacher i fear the most today LMFAO

so i'm just thinking to myself, is it worth it? will i be happy? does he even like me at all? i'd love to hang out with him if i weren't so scared

summary of last sem: late august, i slid into his dms, texted him frequently until sept, when i stopped bc on 3 separate days, i texted him & he responded and left kinda? maybe he was busy. in november, i texted him again & it turned into a ~2 hour convo. over winter break, i texted him more. rn everything seems to be going well but i haven't texted him in abt 2 weeks bc i'm just... confused.

what does he mean? my friends think that he opened up to me more (kinda?) bc i left for 2 months, maybe he thought i was cool ?? but he's also not texting back anymore?? but also we never talk irl bc i'm scared but idk why he doesn't, bc he's mentioned that he knows i'm in his class :/

from, 🦊 anon :) omg sorry for the long ass ask

hello :) it's 🦊 anon here

idk if my last ask went through, so i'm asking again ;-; sorry if you have already seen it, i'm just not sure :(

i'm thinking about taking your advice about just going for it, but i'm scared bc i'm expected to get a 4.0 gpa this semester 😭 my parents are extremely strict too ://

but also i've liked this boy for almost 4 years, and i like him sm idk what to do :(( it's embarrassing how much i think about him 💀💀

and i really don't know if his lack of interaction id bc of him being shy or being uninterested,,, my best bet is probably talking to him irl but i'm scared and HSNDHSA i'm a coward. as much as i want to forget him and move on, i feel like i'll regret it 😭😭

last year in august-december i texted him but stopped halfway bc he seemed uninterested bc he didn't continue convos?? but then i texted him again and he was fine again :/ i'm very confused. did he miss me? was he busy? i waste so much headspace over him but i can't let him to ;A; i like him too much

from, 🦊 anon (this ask is stupidly long... i apologize 😔😔

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hey, sweetpea !!! omg i'm so sorry for the late reply, i got your first message, but it's hard for me to answer longer asks on mobile, so i finally had some time to go on my laptop tonight to answer !! 💓 how have you been? how's life been treating you, lovebug? 💛

omg four years :o it's not embarrassing at all, honey bee! romance is just one of the many things that make up life, and it doesn't have to take the front seat all the time. you can get to it at your own pace, and that's perfectly okay !! 💕 omg you made the first move heck yes honey bee, i'm proud of you for doing that !!!

ah i definitely feel that, i also had strict parents and a tiger mom 🤧i think while it's good to focus on your studies because education is important, perhaps there's a way to also enjoy your high school years while doing so? when you look back during these times, i hope you'll have more memories than just studying :') that's something i regret a little bit - i was very focused on my studies and extracurriculars too, but sometimes, i wish i did more fun things and spent more time with friends back then. maybe, in order to find some sort of middle ground between school and your crush, you can ask if he wants to study with you one day for the class you have in common? like prepare for a test together !!

you could never be annoying, lovebug !!!! ):< take that back !!!!! does he respond with one worded answers and try to cut off the convo as fast as possible? that might mean he's not interested, but if he's giving you long replies and seems geniunely excited to talk to you about things, like photography, then i'd say he might be a little shy :')

oooo omg landscape photography is so cool !!! maybe you can ask him if he's taking photos of anything new lately or if there's anything he wants to photograph next! 💖 one of 24 followers omg i'd say you're special, and that he at least sees you as a friend if he trusts you with that 🌸 aaa it can definitely be nerve wracking to talk to someone face to face, like you can't spend time thinking up a witty answer, but it's also a good way to see how he reacts to you in person and if he is equally as happy and excited to talk to you because uh.... boys can be the driest texters sometimes 😬

if you feel like you'll regret it, honey bee, then i personally say you should go for it 🤍 live without any regrets. would you rather find out what would happen if you confessed or continue to think of him as a what-if in your life? the worst thing that can happen is that he doesn't feel the same way. and it'll sting, but you'll get over it, and you can move on knowing that you did what you could, and you're now ready for the next step in your life, rather than sitting around in the past wondering what could have happened if you had just talked to him.

omg you cold called the teacher aldksjfhlaksjd that takes GUTS !!!! and it would definitely be a power move if you asked him out :') why not ask him to prom, sweetpea? or maybe ask him out on valentine's day aksdhfasd

ngl sometimes when boys disappear from convos, it's because they're playing video games or something alksdhflkasjd it happens to my friends and their bfs or i'm hanging out with my guy friends and they completely neglect any texts they get for the next 12374289 hours 💀💀 also, based on my own experiences, boys have a harder time of opening up to other people like girls can become instant bffs in the bathroom of a club, but i think guys are not as open to expressing themselves due to societal pressure and all that, and that leads to some roadblocks in convos at times. have you texted him again lately?

but wait did he just stop replying to your texts ?? or did he stop because you haven't texted him for the past two weeks? he knows you're in his class, so my suggestion would be to text him and ask if the two of you can study together sometime :') i think that gives an excuse for you to see and talk to him in person, but also have a safety net to fall back on because it's also for school purposes !! and from there, you can really see how he feels if he agrees to meet up for a study session! 💘

i'm so so sorry for the late response, honey bee, but i hope this is helpful for you!! and omg you don't have to be sorry, thank you for trusting me enough to send this in 💛 i wish you all the best of luck with school and the boy, and please keep me updated !!! 🌷🌷