#and some upstart wannabe mediterranean king on the way decided to have every roman he could find in his kingdom castrated
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it’s honestly kind of hard not to stan julius caesar when every single thing you hear about him is more hilarious than the last thing
#i'm getting back into the ''history of rome'' podcast#and they were talking about where ''i came i saw i conquered'' comes from#and it literally comes from when caesar was taking the scenic route on his way back to rome after banging cleopatra#and some upstart wannabe mediterranean king on the way decided to have every roman he could find in his kingdom castrated#and caesar was just like ''up with this i will not put'' and curb stomped him#and then afterwards he meets up with cicero and cicero is expecting caesar to punish him bc cicero is his political enemy#and caesar's like ''nah bro we good'' and then they go back to rome together#man was like a walking shitpost#julius caesar#ancient rome#history#text
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