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Once I don't fear not being smart enough anymore it's over for y'all
#johnny's silly rambles#it's unfair that my brother is such a multitalent and I'm over here like yeah i can do this specific thing pretty well#also yeah i know a lot of bullshit but no one ever asks that#and so he's the genius and i have a talent. wowie#âyou're not slow you're just thorough with thingsâ i literally am fast. i can't calculate things in my head really well but otherwise i AM#jdhdhsiynsjsocjdjwjdhhdhxhsjhdhdzdzchehdb#whatever#I'm not actually that angry at least not right now#but it is frustrating ughhhhhh#like don't belittle me like that it actually makes me believe even more that you think I'm dumb as shit
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Can we just take a moment to simp about the newest album drop by Black Veil Brides, The Phantom Tomorrow, released October 29, 2021. I know, I know, I maybe should have wrote this post like two years ago but really I had a lot to do in the meantime and wanted to give it the true justice this piece of art really deserves. This release is the second album drop since the band's decision to part ways with former bassist Ashley Purdy, (the first basically being a re-master of their former masterpiece debut album "We Stitch These Wounds", now dubbed cleverly, "Re-Stitch These Wounds") and now this! Can I just say, WOW-wowie-wow-wow-wowzers! omg I am just BLOWN away by what has gone into this piece of art and I feel blessed to be born in a time where I got to truly experience its release. Just wow. Welcome to the band Lonny Eagleton, with a resounding, please please don't ever leave.
Tracklist:
The Phantom Tomorrow (Introduction)
Scarlet Cross
Born Again
Blackbird
Spectres (Interlude)
Torch
The Wicked One
Shadows Rise
Fields of Bone
Crimson Skies
Kill the Hero
Fall Eternal
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Oh hey did you know that Black Veil Brides released a COMIC BOOK?! It apparently goes right along with this masterpiece of an album because WHY NOT? Siri, can you add "Buy The Phantom Tomorrow comic" to my to-do list? Hell yes. I bought Andy's Ghost of Ohio when it dropped so ya know ya girl is gonna hop this band wagon. And who wouldn't? With such an awesome story and a crazy ass cover like that? Name two people, I bet you cant. And if you can I don't believe you.
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From the mouths of babes, as they say. And man is Andy a MAJOR babe. Anyhoo, I figured I would save ya'll a track-by-track personal breakdown because who can do it better than the guys themselves? Amirite? I will say this though, this album feels WHOLE. It feels full. It feels like a really well-rounded album. I'm not a musician myself, but I LOVE music, and I have been watching a lot of different bands grow and rise and it has been an absolutely AMAZING ride. But this band, what a well-rounded flushed out sound they have come to grow into as each individual has honed their craft or joined. And before any of you ask my personal favorite off this particular album is Torch. It's on my On Repeat on Spotify for a reason--but I digress...that brings me once again to Lonny.
Lonny Eagleton
Who is Lonny Eagleton you ask? Well, he's a sweet boy from Canada who joined the BVB family, and man does he fit RIGHT in. Well, his website Bio boasts he's a professional musician who has worked with multiple recognizable names in the industry, that he's done his fair share of arena/theatre based tours, and a plethora of other hidden talents all backed by a degree. I mean, that's impressive enough but man he is humble and sweet to boot! I don't think I am out of line when I say that the BVB family has scored big with this addition to the band--especially if the "The Phantom Tomorrow", and the latest ep drop (October 21, 2022) "The Mourning" are any proof of what is to come in the future.
Now that brings me to "The Mourning" EP which I am also very late to mentioning (at least here!). It's four tracks of powerful music that speaks from and to the soul directly. Clearly what went into this was some powerful storytelling, some genius mastery, and some amazing skill-work. Dare I say, that the older these boys get--the more they manage to master their craft? But it's true. And being someone from the sidelines watching them grow, has been a most satisfying experience--man am I PROUD to be in this fandom. NOT TO MENTION the totally amazeballs producer they have, Erik Ron who handled this ep and the previous album before this. Way to rock out with that cock out Erik!
Tracklist:
Devil
Saviour II
The Revival
Better Angels
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"How the fuck is one so evil left to just proceed? All the luck and how deceitful that idle minds can be." Lyrics from Devil really hit close to home some days, especially if you're currently living in America (and I am). It's clear from the tone set by the melody of the guitars when the track first open-fires on your eardrums for an eargasmic explosion of what can only be described as pure Black Veil Brides energy. Straight from the speakers to your soul, Andy Black truly has a way with words and the boys on strings (Jake, Jinxx, and Lonny) really know how to nail it home and build a mood to a harmonious climactic point before bringing it smoothly back down again. And may I say, that CC has really just been on fire these last few albums? He is really kicking some ass behind that kit and I think it's fair to give him a mention for it.
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In softer tones Saviour II was second on the EP and set a more serious and tender vibe. A soul bearing ballad needs to be on every album right? At least that seems to be a theme for BVB that I personally hope never dies. They do amazing with a good somber heartfelt melody and these new lyrics that sort of offer different softer, more human side to the Saviour we as a fanbase were used to. The first being: "So hear my voice, Remind you not to bleed. I'm here." the message being a strong voice offering a shoulder to lean on here. A superhero almost. Whereas, the second, "So I'm trying my hardest to be what you made, Like a court jester, my smile won't fade. Giving it all, rising to fall to my grave. Answer the call, living in thrall-You're the one born to save." Is a tooootally different vibe. Like someone human just trying to make it through each day. So-so so good.
The Revival is the third track on the EP and it unfortunately didn't get a video but is still really cool and definitely worth a mention. It feels like Saviour II worked right up into this song. I'm sure they did that on purpose but I can hear/see a story playing out before my very eyes. Maybe my imagination is running a little high, but they have a habit of writing a whole ass story and following it up with a rock opera--so I am not sure because I looked all over for like a track-by-track breakdown and didn't find one (so if anyone has one and can link one to me that would be sugar and spice!) but nevertheless the instrumentals in this song are fire but from 2:19-2:35 it is just the best musical soup I have ever tasted. There I said it. I can say it. It is hot fire.
That brings me to the final track on the EP, Better Angels. I think instrumentally, and melodically, Better Angels may actually be personally my favorite track. Lyrically it is one of the coolest things I have ever heard. I came from a really strictly and very strangely repressed religious background and when I hear the stories told in these songs tied up in some sort of religious metaphor it really resonates and I know I am not the only one in the fanbase that is dealing with these issues. "Go back to hell with all your demons-leave me alone to find the pieces inside my mind. They came in to control my life. And all the devils devour- Your better angels devour." Whether it comes from a religious place or not, that is a pretty fire chorus, you have to admit. Not to mention the absolute MELTDOWN I have inside my head when the guitars (2:35-2:50) fuckin slap my dudes! I am telling you, if you haven't heard it already, please do--your life will be more complete because of it. It's one of the prettiest things I have ever heard ringing in my ears.
Really can't wait to see what Black Veil Brides has in store for us next! I mean between the comic-book, the album, and the ep, I'm already pretty stoked and I literally have no fuckin clue outside what Andy has mentioned in recent interviews! But I will be keeping my eye out! you bet!
Also before I go please enjoy this acoustic set I found on Youtube.
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Merry Christmas!
(Venkman): Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone! Itâs me! The worldâs best looking Santa Claus, Dr. Peter Venkman!
(Rookie): And me! Rudolph the Red-Nosed Rookie! (I mean... âRudolphâ isnât my real name or anything...)
(Venkman): Weâre here to deliver to our dear friends their Christmas presents. have you been naughty~? Or nice this year? Letâs see whatâs in my ~magical~ bag!
(Venkman): And first up I-I-I-Itâs Raymond Stantz [ @stantzy ] ladies and gentlemen!Â
(Venkman): Well, well, well! Lucky you Ray! Despite the various health and safety violations your pet crabs have caused by infesting HQ, Santa Claus decided youâve been a good enough boy to warrant a present!Â
(Rookie): Next up is our favorite parapsychologist, Egon Spengler! [ @spengy ]Â
(Rookie): Congratulations Doc! Youâve been âNiceâ this year, so Santa brought you 5 boxes of Ghostbusters branded Twinkies! Donât eat them all in one sitting!
(Venkman): Whoâs next? Why, itâs Winston Zeddemore! [ @you-and-me-always-forever ]
(Venkman): Ooohoo hoo hoo~ some fancy schmancy cologne from... Versace~ Maybe youâll finally get a girlfriend, Winnie~, the nice lady at the perfume counter said that âLove, Passion, Beauty, and Desireâ were the key elements in this cologne so, maybe itâll give you that little extra boost, huh? *chuckles*
(Rookie): Heâs got wit, heâs got heart, but most importantly, heâs got our tax details! I-I-I-Itâs Louis Tully!
(Rookie): Wowie! Itâs Super Mario Bros. 2! Thisâll go great with the other game Janine got you for your Nintendo! Make sure to let me borrow it too! Sharing IS caring, you know.Â
(Venkman): Following our superb tax accountant, weâve got Janine Melnitz! [ @ive-quit-better-jobs-than-this | @janine-whatdayawant ] Our beautiful and intelligent secretary who certainly deserves a raise, but will not get one anytime soon (sorry).
(Venkman): Itâs an ugly sweater! Or cardigan to be exact. Another to add to your collection, but be careful! Itâs dry cleaning only! Or at least, it sure looks like it, not sure you want little sparkly things in your washer and dryer.Â
(Rookie): Oh! Look whoâs next Venkman! Itâs Dana Barrett [ @dana-is-nolonger-insana ] , donât you wanna handle this one?
(Venkman): Eh.. well, I... look, thereâs a little note in there from me, so you can just handle it ok?Â
(Rookie): Uh, O-ok! Well, hereâs Danaâs gift, for the very talented cello player herself!Â
(Rookie): A history of the cello CD, first volume! Maybe youâll learn something new!Â
*Thereâs a note tucked into the wrapping of the present. It reads, âMerry Christmas, Dana. Hope you and Oscar are doing well, donât get into any trouble without me, ok? Love, Peter.â
(Venkman): Walter Peck. [ @walterpeckâ ] A big, fat, lump of coal, wrapped in non-recyclable plastic and dumped into the Manhattan river. Go get it, chump.
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(Rookie): Woah! Looks like weâre going to use some ~Christmas Magic~ and go to the future, to visit the future of the Ghostbusters!
(Venkman): Hey Callie! [ @callie-spengler ] Hope you donât mind passing these presents onto Trevor, Phoebe, and Podcast, we canât stay too long to be honest. Time fluctuations, butterfly effect and all that jazz, science stuff yâknow?
(Venkman): For you, Callie, some expensive Dom PĂŠrignon champagne! For those nights when the kids are just too much, or for a special night with Mr. Grooberson, perhaps? ;-)
(Rookie): Phoebe, [ @pheebs-es ] the girl genius is next!Â
(Rookie): For you we have a mint condition PKE meter! I know itâs not as cool as your grandpaâs PKE taser thing, but we thought youâd enjoy it nonetheless!Â
(Venkman): Trevor, youâre up kiddo!
Now, I know this may not be... exactly what you want but cut your Auntie Mickey and Uncle Peter some slack! Weâre from the 80â˛s, ok? We donât know whoâs popular or whoâs âhipâ and âhappeningâ, all we know is that Doja Cat has some âboppin ass songsâ and kids these days like her. Give it to me, yuh, or... whatever you say.
(Rookie): And finally, itâs time for Podcastâs [ @mystical-tales-of-the-unknownâ ] present!
(Rookie): As a new Ghostbuster, we thought itâd be great if you got your own copy of Tobinâs spirit guide! Now you can read up on some of the ghosts and entities that weâve fought! (and will fight, I guess!) The info in here might even save your life one day!Â
(Venkman): Oh, and there WILL be a test on the materials in this book.
(Rookie): What test? Oh, Venkman! Donât scare the kid!
(Venkman): Aw, donât be such a stick in the mud, Rouke, itâs just a little joke! Anyways, thatâs it from us! Remember, the Ghostbusters are having a Holiday deal, 15% off on all busts! And from âRudolphâ and I...!
(Venkman and Rookie): Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and have a Wonderful New Year everyone!!!
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Ooc: Hello everyone! I tried to include everybody, but if youâd like to get a âgiftâ from Venkman and Rookie go ahead and give me a message or send an ask! I donât wanna leave anyone out, of course! And as said before, Have a happy holiday season! or if you donât celebrate these holidays, have a nice rest of your day!
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âSans, take your brother and go to sleepâŚneed to put the croceries awayâŚâ
     âuh, pops?â
     Gaster handed Sans a bag of what was left of the groceries, exhausted. There HAD been more, but Papyrus had decided to throw most of them into Hotlandâs boiling magma as a âsacrificeâ to the âvolcanic gods of Mt. Ebott.â
      âNYEH HEE HEE HEE!â
     âSighâŚâ
He wasnât even supposed to leave the labâŚ
     âdad youâre putting paps in the fridge.â
     âKI-ET SNAS! Dis where he keep daâ milkâŚâ
     âyou know babies drink more than-DAD!â
     CA-THUNK!
     âME HEE HEE! I OUGHT IT SNAS!â cried the baby bones, his voice muffled from inside the fridge. âI OWES IT CAUSEâ DAâ CONTAINER FEEL LIKE A IZARD!â
     SCRITCH, SCRITCH, SCRITCH!
     âCAN YOU HEAR THE IZARD BIG BUTHER?â
     FUMP!
     âHEY!â
     âsorry bro, gotta put theseâŚthree bisicles, away. also, donât scratch on the milk carton, itâs bad for your fingers.â
     âDis MY milk and I does what I wants with it!â
     âitâs everyoneâs milk, not just yours.â
     âNO!â Papyrus spread his little arms and legs out to block Sans from the fridge. âDis MY milk, go sweep!â
     âiâd love to go to sleep, but first i need to put these away.â
     âWell datâs very un-for-tun-ate for you big Buther, causeâ I donât plan on moving out the way. Iâve decided dat dis gonna be my new room. Is close to daâ food AND the milk. Very efficient.â
     âoh yeah? and what about your toys? where are you gonna put all your toys pappy? thatâs an awfully small fridgeâŚâ
     âWell Iâm an awfully small baby, besides...â Papyrus reached down and pulled out a block of cheese.
     âare you kidding me with this?â
     âWe both know dis all I need right here.â
     âwhat about air?â asked Sans, deciding to stuff the bisicles into the freezer. âdo you need ai-ewww, papyrus what is that?!â he pointed towards a bowl ofâŚsomething, not caring whether or not his brother could actually see it. He couldnât hazard a guess as to what he was looking at, but there were a few clues that told him the baby bones was probably responsible; one of them being that he recognized the bowl as one heâd use for cereal, which meant this thing was DEFINITELY homemade.
     âDaz babyâs food. Not for you. Is like cookie dough, ceptâ is not made of cookies.â
     âitâs got meat in it!â
     âDatâs causeâ is not made of cookiesâŚis made of meat. Meat and milk. Lots of nutrients in there. Lossa proteins and normal teens and calcium and-â
     âstop. stop right there. what do you mean ânormal teens?â
     âSometimes is hard to find new puppies.â
ânew pup-is this more of your puptart crap?! i asked you not to do that!â
     Those poor dogsâŚ
     âIs not puptarts stink head! Puptarts go in the brave little toaster! Dis Puppydough! Is like cookie dough ceptâ-â
     âexcept itâs made of meat, i got it! itâs gross papyrus!â
     âYOU NOT EVEN TRY IT!â shouted the baby bones accusingly. He quickly returned to his smile. âAnd youâs not GONNA try itâŚcauseâ is mine. My ice cream. Not for you, sad, but true. You can has the Dog Salad...â
     âare you seriously trying to make me jealous of thisâŚ?â
     âTry not to get any of yoâ jelly in my noms Snas. I prefer my eats to taste like victory, not your depression-â
     âALPHYS, PAPYRUS IS BEING AN ASSHOLE!â
     âPAPYRUS IS ALWAYS AN ASSHOLE.â
     âIâM NOT TALKING TO YOU DAD!â
     âYou tell Babybop! You tell Babybop and Daddy and even Dirt-Butt, they all gonna side with the baby! They see mah dough and they probly think, âWowie! Dat baby so talented and smart! Only a genius baby would think of mixing milk and meats! If only I had been nicer to sweet widdle Papyrus, then maybe I could have some of dat PuppydoughâŚâ
     â*pfft!* is that how you think thatâs gonna go?â Sans chuckled despite his disgust. âiiii think you might end up a bit disappointed then pappy. i personally wouldnât touch that to throw it away.â
     âYou wonât touch it causeâ I told you not to.â
     âheh heh is that right?â
     SHINK!
     âWOOOAHH! whereâd you get that?!â
     Papyrus narrowed his eyes at his brother whilst clutching a switchblade in his tiny fist. âBlack babies always armedâŚcase whitey wants to rumble. Nyeh? NO! NO DIS MINE! IS MIIIINNNE! MIIIIAAAHHHHH!!! NYEHHHHHHHHAAAA! NYEH-HAAAAAHHHHHH!!â
     âsorry bro, but youâre the LAST person who needs a switchblade-â
     THUMP THUMP THUMP!
     âheeey, now you know better than that-â
     âNYEHHHHHHHH-HAAAAAAAAA!!!â
Wailing loudly, Papyrus kicked the inside of the fridge with even more ferocity than before while his brother tried to keep things from tumbling out onto the floor.
     THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP, THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP!
âHEY, WHOâS KICKING THINGS UP THERE?â shouted Gaster angrily.
âHE TAKE MY DOG-OPENERRRR!!! NYEHAAAAAHHHHH!!!â
     âSANS WILL YOU KEEP YOUR BROTHER QUIET? YOU HAVE ONE JOB!â
     âpapyrus stop kicking the fridgeâŚalso get out of the fridge.â
     âI DONâT LOVE YOU ANYMO-HORRRRRE!!â
     âyeah, sure you donât.â
     Drama king.
     I canât wait till he grows out of this.
     âŚ
     âŚ
     God I hope he grows out of this.
     âI JUST WANTS TO EAT HEALTHY SO I DOESNâT GET FAT LIKE YOU-HOOOO! JUST CAUSEâ YOU CANâT FIND HAPPINESS DOESNâT MEAN YOU GOTS TO TAKE DAâ BABYâS!â
âlemme know when youâre done, kayâ? imma go throw this away or something.â
âYOU CUSH MAH DREEEAMSSS!â
Walking towards the elevator, Sans paused only slightly to consider maybe throwing the blade into the lava pits of Hotland, but in the end, he decided against it walking into the Nursery instead. Papyrus didnât need a knife, he was dangerous enough as is, which could only mean he had taken it from someone elseâŚsomeone who ALSO didnât need a weapon, seeing as everyone used magic.
Monsters with weapons are always bad news. Papyrus must have run into a really bad person who planned to use this knife as a surprise attack against someone. Thatâs all these things are good for down here; fighting dirty.
Asgore really needs to put some kind of fence around the Dump or ban it or something. Thatâs exactly where dangerous garbage like this is coming from, right there.
But thatâs not to say it wasnât useful to people like Sans.
My ATK is so low, Iâm pretty much the only person who needs something like this to protect himself. My bro canât be there for me ALL the time, and I wouldnât want him to be. The older he gets, the more responsibilities heâll have to take on, and eventually Iâll become a burden. He doesnât mind protecting me now; heâs a baby, he has nothing better to do, but one dayâŚ
Sans took a few swings with the knife.
âNyeh? Snas what chu-no. Nuh-uh. Give me that. Thatâs not a toy.â
âp-papyrus..?â
Using his wingdings, Papyrus took the opportunity to take the blade out of his surprised siblingâs hand.
âhey i need that!â
âWhy? You want to end up a little punk like me?â
âhuh?â
âWell Iâs very flattered big Buther, but the answer is âno.â Nobody like a copycat yaâ know? Also, how you gonna weave baby crying in daâ fridgergator?! You wants me to catch a cold? You weave the door open too! I couldâve fallen out and broke my widdle head-â
âpapyrus-â
âItâd be like Humpy Dumpy.â
âbro-â
âDead baby. Egg yolk erywhere.â
âwould you listen to me?! i need that knife!â
âWhat for?â
âfor protection! i only have 1 atkâŚâ
âYouâre not gonna need any protection other than me until youâre eighteenâŚand given your personality that too is a shot in the dark.â Â
     âwhat does that even mean?!â
     âMeans âno.â
     âDAD, PAPYRUS HAS A KNIFE!â
     âSHOCKING.â
     Sans glared down the hallway.
     AlrightâŚ
âALPHYSSS, PAPYRUS HAS A KNIFE!â
     âSWING WITH RESPONSIBILITY PAPYRUS,â replied the young girl from another room.
     âSERIOUSLY ALPHYS? DOES NO ONE CARE THAT THIS BABY HAS A KNIFE? HEâS USING IT TO KILL PUPPIES!â
     âNyeh? What chu talkinâ boutâ Snas? I not make dat Puppydough.â
     âyou already admitted that you made it papyrus!â
     âNo I didnât! Is made by puppiesâŚlike the spidie doughnuts. Datâs where I gots daâ idea! Is made by puppies, OF puppiesâŚâ
     âitâs gross!â
     Not that I believe you.
     âIT HELPS DAâ ECONOMY! You know how diffi-cult it be to be a baby in Snowdin?â
     âyouâre not SUPPOSED to be in snowdin-â
     âThe snow be deep as hell big Buther, and the doody dogs leave their doodies erywhere. They gets covered by the snow and then cute babies such as myselves steps in them.â Papyrus lifted up his foot. âToday Iâs wearing the baby booties causeâ I go shopping wit Daddy. No shirt, no shoe, no service Snas; but OTHER times Iâs in my onesie and I get the brown feets-â
     âthen wear boots all the time or donât go out. killing these dogs is not the answer baby bro, Itâs wrong.â
     âBut it IS the answer Snas! Dis not the only bad thing they do! Sometimes they pick up the baby.â
     ââŚwhat?â
     âThey bite down on babyâs skull and they picks me up! They picks me up and they run around and Iâs like, âPUT ME DOWN DOODY DOG! IâS TRYING TO GET TO DIRT-BUTT!â and theyâre all like, âWOOF!â and Iâs like, âYOU STUPID DOG!â and theyâre like, âWOOF!â and I go âIMMA KILL YOOOOOU!â
ââŚâ
ââŚThere dis one dog dat be useful dough. You remember Long-Neck? He carry the baby waaaay up high; the big peoples be using him to get crystals from the ceiling.â
     âwait, magic crystals? Are you talking about magic crystals?â
     That wasnât good. As desperate as the Underground currently was for power, Sans didnât want the false stars on the mountainâs ceiling to disappear. It made him sad to think of all the wishes people had made on them over the years being turned to powder along with them.
     All of HIS wishesâŚ
âYep! Is got me thinkinâ tooâŚI could use a high dog like dis to get to the sparklies you wants. I could do that Snas. If dat stink ceiling werenât in the way, I could reach those sparklies and maybe even visit the moonâŚâ
âmy wishesâŚâ
ââŚ?â Papyrus looked up at his brother in confusion and then smiled, realizing what he meant. âDonât worry big Buther. I got chu. I tell the peoples collecting that if they donât weave the fake sparklies in Waterfall alone, THEY gonna be my ice cream. Yoâ wishes be safe like the womb.â
âuhâŚthanks.â
I think.
     His baby-isims are so creepy sometimesâŚ
     âŚ
     I wonder thoughâŚ
     âhey bro, do you have any wishes?â
     âNyeh? Wishes? Nyeh heh hee hee hee! What I gonna wish for? Iâs just a baby! A baby lacks petty big people ambitions and obsessions. All we needs is some toys, love, a cwib, and lossa nutrients.â
     âcâmon pap, thereâs gotta be something that you really really want and canât get on your own. everyoneâs gotta wish like that, I know youâre no different.â
     âNo different hm? Kayâ then, I wish youâd stop asking me so many personal kestions.â
     âpersonal questions?â
     âMm.â Papyrus nodded. âI wish youâd stop asking me personal kestions and stop playing with sharp objects.â And with that, the infant crawled out of the room, all the while making a mental note not to pull weapons out in front of his silly brother again.
Sorry about the wait...and the short fic; like I said on AO3 (and not on tumbler like I should have) Iâve decided to focus more on Fonttale 3 since every time I make these it takes a month and then I wind up with no time for the main fic. So far with this method Iâve managed to finish another chapter and a half, so things are going well.
As compensation for taking so long, here is a special tip (though hardcore Undertale fans may already know about it), messing with the SAVE file like you would to find Gaster in the main game will also allow you to find Papyrusâs Puppydough...and if you screw up the Horror Font has a few things to say unlike everyone else who simply says âErrorâ
Papyrusâs Fight Error: THIS IS AN ERROR MESSAGE. REALLY!!!
Papyrusâs Puzzle Error: Error, Pepibs. (probably a rendition of bepis, an inside joke Toby inserted into Undertale usually meant only for hackers to see...though they too might never guess itâs a synonym of âpenis.â Toby uses it in place of curse words sometimes. Basically, Papyrus is saying âError, fuck.â in a quiet voice which I personally find hilarious as it completely breaks character).
Papyrusâs Troll (remember the good olâ days when Undyne was looking to murder you and Papyrus took it upon himself to work together with Flowey to screw you over? Back when heâd call you and ask you what you were wearing and then no matter WHAT you said, WHAT you changed into afterwards, or HOW many times you reset, heâd ALWAYS âaccidentallyâ give her the right info? Pissed you off too didnât it? Well guess what? There is in fact a way to give them BOTH the finger. If you recall, Undyne isnât a fan of Temmie Village, she even tells you where it is so you can avoid it. That being said, she doesnât know shit about Temmie armor including what it looks like. You know where Iâm going with this right? Hack your file and pop that shit on before you get that call to effectively piss off Team Cute Truth and get this message):
 HELLO! THIS IS PAPYRUS!!!                                     HOW DID I GET THIS NUMBER...?                                  IT WAS EASY!!!                                                   I JUST DIALED EVERY NUMBER SEQUENTIALLY UNTIL I GOT YOURS!!!   NYEH HEH HEH HEH!!                                         SO...WHAT ARE YOU WEARING...?                             IâM...ASKING FOR A FRIEND.
Yes     No
(Picked yes)
SO YOU ARE WEARING A BEPIS.... Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â GOT IT!!! WINK WINK!!! Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â HAVE A NICE DAY!
Obviously this immature call was Floweyâs idea, which is understandable since heâs a child AND the one doing all the legwork just to tell Papyrus youâre wearing something Undyne will never recognize. Nothing like revenge colder and more disgusting than the spaghetti your âfriendâ left outside in Snowdin, am I right?
Papyrusâs Toolshed (If you get into Papyrus's toolshed by manipulating save data, reading the note will result in this message): WHAT!? THATâS IMPOSSIBLE.
Mortal Enemy Request ( As this comes right after Napstablook's friend request in Hotland, it may have happened as a result of rejecting the request. In the final game, the friend request rejects itself regardless of your choice and donât worry, the request isnât from Papyrus, lol):
METTATON has sent you a Mortal Enemy request. Congratulations! You are now Mortal Enemies with Mettaton. COOLSKELETON95 has posted a comment on this change. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU TWO! WISH YOU A LONG AND HORRIBLE RIVALRY. You rejected the request. METTATON has sent you an invitation to "Die." RSVP? Respond Ignore
Another small apologetic gift you may find interesting... You remember the guy from room 272 right? The inaccessible room? Â Itâs also known as room_water_redacted if you donât recognize the name. When you get closer to this guy he fades, and, when spoken to, says "* [redacted]" in Wingdings. This NPC represents one of two theorized sprites for Gaster and you can see why...it looks like his face has melted off though his body looks fine. "Premonition" plays in this room too by the way. If you leave through the south exit, you enter the sound test room, room 270. One of the four playable songs in this room IS "Gaster's Theme" and when the protagonist attempts to exit the room, the game crashes (big surprise). If the protagonist chooses to play "Gaster's Theme," they can select no other song.
Why am I mentioning this?
Well, among the lines for the garbage dump and Napstablook's house, there are a few lines implying there was a horse stable somewhere in Waterfall and thatâs not all, look at the message.
* (It's a horse stable.)
* (Do you want to go& Â inside?) Â Â Â Â
Yes     No Â
* (You jostle the door.)
* (It's locked.)
* (Suddenly, from inside the [redacted], you hear a
Interestingly, we're hearing a noise from inside what is supposedly the horse stable, but for some reason, whatever it was is replaced with "[redacted]", and whatever it is that we hear at the end is just outright removed (Iâd say that itâs weird that the stable ITSELF was removed, but with no disrespect to Toby mind you, it looks so bad when it appears in-game youâd half-expect the video about it to be trolling). This dialogue seems to be triggered by a trash can that appears in Napstablook's courtyard for some reason. Inspecting it if flag 92 (one of the unused ones) is less than 3 will cause the same figure from room 272 to appear inside the stable, and say â*xâ
In Wingdings.
To be frank and funny, itâs possible Gaster somehow got himself locked in a horse stable and ended up cursing when we showed up holding the key to his escape. Granted, â*Xâ isnât a curse word, but if you recall, Toby doesnât curse in his games and Gaster, like Papyrus, doesnât put an * next to his sentences, which is something even Alphys did in her notes found in the True Lab. Itâs a looong stretch seeing as itâs only two symbols, but I still like to think heâs keyboard mashing the word âshit.â XD
I hope this made up for the lost time and the time Iâll be taking to focus on Fonttale 3. Damn, I started this post at 12:00 something and now itâs 2:48 pm...see this? This is that bullshit Iâm talking about.
Canât shut the fuck up when I write...
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Jokerâs Wild
My name is super-unknown so I will shoot for the dome Aim through the window pane; leave two frames blown I am not Strange. But I will not change tones Proclaim Roman Reigns in any home Entertain through tomes Enter veins then splinter brains Highest on this sinner plane Center plain or inner sane? No. A soul so cold not even So Co Could help warm; dealt thorns Some have sworn tales, yelling âHeâs loco!â âSi y yo soy el lobo ferozâ Ferocious flows; ojos rojo Toke and choke on top rank dodo Coca blows? Mi es cabron? Oh no! Blow Coca? Por dinero? Best go hoe! Yo soy Joe Schmoe? Asi-asi? Si puto derecho! Direct foes, âvete a la mierda, conosâ! Artista X es el Rey de todos los Reyes Sooth-sayer and smooth player Granuja de platas de lengua Ladies spreading legs, begging me to say yes. Weigh less than many but donât call me mini Not one to waste pennies Immobile blades, not choppinâ on 20âs Mobile stays paid; minutes got plenty No cash in the bank; gas tank close to empty Yet more retail sells in smells than Scentsy My girl is a fine dime that OGâs envy Eyes green, hairs red plus always wet and sticky Ever leaving; burning and hitting like a heathen But she keeps returning Even after pimping her out for earnings Yearning for touch; by lips or finger tips Sheâll learn you quick; bi so no bias when she unzips She flips all day but still chills at night Herb Knight in hempen armor Helping get over bored again Charming prints, used to disarm alarms Prince Charmin to soft; armamentsâ armed Minced off the first cut; rinsed off like shit stuck to shoes In truth, I like going overboard and harming Like Carmen, no one knows where to find me Moving timely; double check nobodyâs behind me Grinding to shine even when it isnât Vision remastered after seeing how biz went? To guzzle gents jizz for cents Rather stick a muzzle in my mouth Than ever be asked where my fizz went Dissident miscreant because of medicinal Treants Gorgon like stoning; after all spinach is full of nutrients Beautifully bent; fine line between genius and insanity Underhandedly taking the lead; never mistakenly Make me your nemesis; own worst enemy to yâall I am limitless Illogically break chronological fate with paradoxical Genisys Forget Quicksilver; Wells wished in inventing this Luxury Mercury? 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Kill every vermin I see Shivering cowards While stylishly delivering streets sermons for fees River of power That is, a strong flow with undertow current; currently Amped up Have them clammed shut; in bomb shelters like the emergency Is national But itâs natural to run urgently when faced by the beast from the murky deep Heard of me? Or been hurt by me? Try me when unworthy and meet A brief defeat By these feet. So take a seat or be beat down vertically Post mortem surgery Quicker to dig six one by ones; bury you very dirtily Curtly asserting Your curtains but far from my encore thatâs a certainty Unmercifully Murdering psyches with words alone. Spurring the weak To purr back meek Lying while trying this Lion; King of Zion. Tired of burping these Babies and toddlers Going crazy searching for grown talent; licking talons and fangs thirstily Unnerving these Kids; knowing their lids will get peeled. Villain killing purposely Have curs cursing me Speaking cursively, curbing cohorts. Quit if your nursing teats Hyperbole Not when measured in pen; sink non-thinkers with ink poisoning Vent venom vehemently; little girls and boys playing with alloys Should quit banging noise My thoughts and voice concise Eyes on the prize; ions spliced off and thrown at my enemyâs head Radically rendering your ending; lending the term walking dead Stocking meds by the O-z From North of the O.C. Only importing the best, from Valleysâ in Cali to Co-towns alleyâs G-13 and Maui Wowie The Doctorâs in Get re-T.A.R.D.I.S.; needing starting? Got Diesel too if you need to rally Tally the score Weighed straight, bud and not shake with proper tear drops; plus, I donât dilly dally True wild card; evolved in being involved in anything called sin My ballsâ in court never Alcohol in blood no more; instead soar above but feet still on the floor Claws in the ground This is my town. Come down sounding hard and I will leave you scarred With the loss of your crown Scalpel scalping. 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Hitting like an ice cold tank; you're a lukewarm row boat frozen exposing you're shameful Wordsmith, perfectly working an anvil Not a man to steal; but guarantee I can and will Drop your body in a landfill Stop talking, get to walking; gawking awkwardly At the oddity who stands steel Resolute in Will; if looks could kill Mine would; shooting villainâs long as I am still in Adrenaline pumping; dumping loads of shit. Hereâs the damn deal Entrepreneur Grade A manure; never has there been a truer Entrees pure Bade losers farewell; after a push down the stairwell Never been surer Any assurances werenât accounting for me and my allure Got your cure For being average; lock you in a fridge and drop you off a bridge. Got the top rung secure And I havenât been on tour Demure nature? 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Metro Division picks, NHL gimmick team (Puck Daddy Bag of Mail)
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You have my word that I will not be doing any more White House/Penguins stuff for a while, even if the Penguins keep coming out and saying wrong, bad stuff about it. Thereâs nothing new under the sun with these guys, as far as this subject is concerned, so thatâs the end of that for a while.
Also, I donât know if you guys noticed, but the season starts in less than a week, and college hockey starts in two days. So letâs just do questions about that so I donât end up screaming at my monitor for two hours straight again ha ha ha ha ha.
The good news is people whose lives havenât been ruined by Politics Twitter have plenty of questions that need answering, and as a smart genius I have all the answers.
So letâs go:
David asks (among several questions) via email: âWe see a lot of stats that evaluate individual players (e.g. corsi) â are there emerging statistics that can evaluate configurations (e.g. pairings, linemates, deployment)?â
Well weâve had WOWY â with-or-without-you â stats for a long time. If Iâm not much mistaken, Hockey Analysis pioneered them, but now theyâre generally available on sites like Corsica (coming back soon!) or Natural Stat Trick, and probably a few others Iâm forgetting.
How telling these stats are can be a little disparate. If you go on Natural Stat Trick and click on, say, Mark Giordanoâs page, you can click around and see who he played with or against, and all kinds of stats â like corsi, goals, scoring chances, etc. â for just about any situation. And as the WOWY name suggests, you can look at these numbers for those players together and apart, showing how much of an impact playing with, say, Dougie Hamilton has versus playing with, say, Dennis Wideman. The same is true of evaluating what happens when heâs matched up against Connor McDavid or Daniel Sedin.
But when you start to slice and dice these things, I wouldnât be too comfortable making broad pronouncements. If Ryan Getzlaf has a low shooting percentage matched up against Giordano (and he didnât score a goal against Calgary with Giordano on the ice), you have to keep in mind that it was only in 44 minutes of ice time. Very small sample. Tough to know how sustainable these things are with any certainty, except to say that obviously youâre going to want to match your best defenseman against the other teamâs best center.
I wouldnât be too comfortable making a pronouncement about a playerâs ability to shut down opponents or drive performance without like 500 minutes of 5-on-5 TOI head-to-head, and thatâs just simply not going to happen in a single season. So you use your best judgment.
Where WOWYs might be useful is if, in evaluating a second- or third-line player, you see that he consistently makes his teammates better, or consistently outperforms opponentsâ depth players, you might want to bump him up in the lineup and see where that gets you.
Thomas asks: âWho is going to win a Cup first, Vegas or Arizona?â
Obviously the answer is âneither any time soonâ but right now youâd have to say, even if itâs on a fluke, that Arizona is closer to a Cup. They simply have everything set up already in a way Vegas doesnât and canât.
I said a few weeks ago I think theyâve improved a decent amount this summer, and they still have a healthy prospect pool, a farm system, and all that. Meanwhile, you know thereâs a 50-contract limit for organizations? Vegas only has 40, and thatâs with all but 11 guys on their current NHL roster â including LTIRs â on expiring contracts.
Theyâve signed some guys, drafted more than their normal share, but even if every one those guys become NHLers â and they absolutely wonât â thereâs still not enough NHL talent there for the team to be reliably good within even three or four years. At a minimum, if everything goes exactly right â and it absolutely wonât â Vegas is five years out from being meaningfully competitive in any real way.
Thatâs not a knock on them, itâs the reality of the situation. Even with this, the NHLâs lauded âbest expansion team ever,â you have to remember one thing: Expansion teams are awful for a really long time, and most of the first crop of prospects they pull are past their primes by the time the team is any good.
Brendan asks: âWith Bouwmeester out for the start of the year, is Jake Walman going to be able to fill in for the Blues?â
Heâs probably going to have to, so itâs not a matter of being able to. The good news is Walman has all the tools to be successful in the NHL, though maybe not, yâknow, right this second. Heâs a left-shot D who moves well and shoots in volume. That, however, is the kind of thing you can say for a lot of 21-year-olds coming into the league.
I know he occasionally drove his coaches crazy at Providence College with his on-ice approach, which resulted in a lot of goals for the kid himself (20 in 66 games from the blue line over the last two seasons is nothing to sneeze at) but a few headaches as well.
I like the kid as a player. I think heâll be an NHL talent for a while. But right this second? Iâm not so sure. Use him on your bottom pairing and second power play unit and you might have something, but any bigger role than that and youâre playing with fire.
Tom asks: âHow do you think the top five shakes out in the Metro this year? Do they send four or five teams to the playoffs?â
I think right now Iâd go with the Pens (gap), Caps (gap), Rangers and Jackets (gap), and Hurricanes in that order, with the possibility that New York and Columbus flip-flop.
But there are a lot of what-ifs here.
Columbus is, I think, about the same as they were last year in terms of team quality but theyâre not going to get that shooting percentage so their points will thin out. You honestly donât know what Henrik Lundqvist provides. The Penguins are maybe about the same if Matt Murray can stay healthy. The Caps took a clear step back. Carolinaâs entry here is qualified with, âIf Darling is as-advertisedâ which is tough to say for sure because heâs never been a starter and Carolina hasnât had good goaltending in forever.
So, I reserve the right to change my opinion, but thatâs where things stand on paper.
Zach asks: âWith Florida forsaking progress in analytics, is it up to Arizona to essentially write the book on analytics in player evaluation?â
At this point, most teams have analytics people on staff and use them to drive decision-making to one extent or another. The Wild hired most of the crew from War on Ice a few years ago, the Penguins took the other one, Carolina leans heavily on Eric Tulsky, Toronto has a bit of a war room, etc.
So pretty much everyone does it, but not everyone abides by what the data tells them, which I guess youâd mostly expect, right? I think itâs fair to say thereâs no purely âanalytics-driven teamâ in the NHL, and probably there never will be. Even with Florida and Arizona getting the reputation as Computer Boys, they were still making decisions that sometimes had stats guys shaking their heads (and moreover, Iâm not sure if the stats Arizona is using arenât a good mix of the real stuff and snake-oil).
Point is, all this is here to stay, even if some Old School Hockey Guys are gonna grumble about it.
Matt asks: âYouâre making a gimmick team where every playerâs surname starts with the same letter (ex: Bergeron, Burns, Bishop) what letter do you pick?â
I love this question! And I think you have to go with M, like, without even thinking about it, donât you?
Hereâs a quick lineup I put together off the top of my head from players whose surnames begin with M:
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The defense is a little thin and I had to play fast and loose with some of the wingers but thatâs a team that probably doesnât lose too many games on the goaltending and center depth alone.
Keep writing in!!!
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