#and so hc spent the next month trying to weasel out from xl whether fx's dick is bigger than his

[whumpbby]

But the idea of MQ gaslighting HC that the name on his arm says something completely different is sending me xD

HC: It's his name!

MQ: If you say so. Looks like "Friend chicken" to me. Who thaught you to write?

HC: Nice try, asshole. Gege confirmed it!

MQ: Because he's so willing to make you upset, dipshit. He wouldn't tell you the sky is blue to stop you from crying!

HC: ...Yin Yu!

MQ: Oh yeah, ask your employe. Or another ghost, Mr I Killed Thirty Gods for Looking At Me Wrong. They will surely tell you the truth!

HC: You want to to be the thirty first?

MQ: You have anything apart from threats, or is the head as empty as the pants?

HC: How could you know, Mrs Virgin? Who this concerns doesn't complain.

MQ: You mean the other 800 year old virgin in the room? His highness has seen exactly one dick before yours - his own.

XL: Actually, I've seen Feng Xin's dick twice(⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)

HC: Gege! D:

FX: ...you promised never to mention it...

XL: I'm sorry, Feng Xin, but I needed to set the record straight (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠) I dont know why you were so embarrassed, it's a very nice dick.

MQ&FX: Your highness !! (⁠(⁠(⁠;⁠ꏿ⁠_⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠)⁠)⁠)

HC: Gege!!!｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡

I live for the idea of Mu Qing and Hua Cheng being seamless assholes to one another xD

HC: 800 years and you still didn't manage to find anyone willing to fuck you?

MQ: 800 years and you still didn't manage to learn how to write?

HC: Virgin!

MQ: Illiterate!

HC: You want to know what people say behind your back??

MQ: Oh, you want me to tell you what the scribble on your arm really says??

Meanwhile, XL tries to calm them down and FX is all "I didn't know how entertaining this is from the sidelines."