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rosenclaws · 7 months ago

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PLEASE BE TRUE PLEASE BE TRUE PLEASE BE TRUE

#hugh jackman #ryan reynolds #shawn levy #please please #MORE HUGH COMEDYYY #AND SINGING??

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bougiebutchbinch · 2 months ago

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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

#'guess we're singing now'

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fluent-in-lesbianism · 4 months ago

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I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

#kids are probably the funniest people on the planet #I love working with them #we spent the rest of the ride singing the SpongeBob theme song #and he did an almost perfect impersonation of the French guy #whenever I’d say we’re almost there he’d go ‘2 years later’#he was a whole hoot and a half

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lesbianknighterrant · 2 months ago

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He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a vodka drink (bonus action) he drinks a lager drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)

#He sings the songs that remind him of the good times (free action talking)

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aleatoryw · 2 months ago

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You are offered $1000 if you can perfectly sing a random, popular karaoke song - it doesn't matter if you sound good, you just have to get all the words right, but no cheating! lyrics are not provided. spin the wheel and determine your fate...

#picker wheel #picker wheel poll #polls #tumblr polls #music poll #i pored through a million different 'sing in the car' 'sing in the shower' 'karaoke hits' type playlists to make this! hope u like

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kiryuing · 1 year ago

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#VOTE KOTOKO INNOCENT TRIAL 3 #I'M UPDATING MY TAGS #and so milgram was born #milgram #meme #Jackalope #hope no one has done this already #this post broke containment. if you're here for tma this is about a music project called milgram where prisoners in a panopticon sing song #about their crimes . anyway . the warden is a talking jackalope .#which was edited into this post. so uh. he is on your blog now #i thought it was very obvious that this was an edited icon and display name but apparently some people think Twitter op was a milgram fan #I'm sorry to disappoint #this was supposed to be a 3 note post for niche jp music project fans #if you're reading my tags look at my Cosplays

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demogorgon · 2 months ago

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edit: turning off reblogs as people have pointed out a variety of inaccuracies, and i don't want to continue spreading misinformation. original article here.

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beanofthequeens · 1 year ago

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Jet from atla is so funny bc like, he's fighting zuko and taunting him being like "bet you wanna use some fire instead of those swords, dont u fireboy" which is a funny thing to say to a guy who is clearly very eager to fight using swords

#atla #avatar the last airbender #jet atla #prince zuko #atla zuko #ba sing se

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sleepii-moth · 3 months ago

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movie sonadow but its that awkward crush phase where sonic is just really dramatic about everything

#sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonadow #shadic #sonic movie 3 #sleepiiart #the song i made him sing is line without a hook by ricky montgomery i thought it fit because its so dramatic for no reason #i just took a screenshot of the lyrics because i didnt feel like writing all that lmao

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batcavescolony · 1 year ago

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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.