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Incredible how the young pretty FBI agent in iwtb calls Mulder 'Fox' exactly Once and then immediately falls to her death from a building ?? The devil works hard but Dana Scully works harder 😌🙏
#she was lowkey flirting with him the entire time but when she tried to get on first name terms she had to GO#don't get me started on scully's face when she wipes off his shaving cream asdglkfs#i want to believe#iwtb
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Is anyone still alive on here. Who wants to hear the latest teas of my life
#i have a coworker that keeps flirting w me even though shes married#my friends agree shes obsessed. i know im irresistible but what do i do abt that#she towel whipped my ass and i literally turned around and shot daggers at her w my eyes and told her to never do that again or else 👊🏻💥#kieran thinks she just wants to be friends but. I'm not trying to be a home wrecker or be home wrecked so ive just been avoiding her LOL#my next hot gossip is that a different coworker is also obsessed w me but in a she wants to be besties way#i didnt text her for 2 days and i was lowkey ignoring her messages and then she texted me asking if I'm alive saying shes worried about me#shes asked to hang out multiple times and i always dodge it. ladies and gays what do i dooooooo#op
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I AM SO DOWN WITH THIS IDEA LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIME STRANGLED OSCAR LIKE BART SIMPSON LIKE "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!!!!!!!" AND OSCAR, INNOCENTLY, "What? I was bored. ^v^"
#oscar being a real pain in the ass: Wanna do a double date?#Lime: i dont mean to be an asshole but im pretty sure if we did she would try and make it so that shes with me and youre with mochi#oscar: honestly i dont mind that--#oscar: WAIT I WAS JOKING#lime: (STRANGLES HIM AGAIN)#lime: plus i dont wanna ruin mochi time by having you and clarinette there#oscar: whats wrong with me??#lime: ??? I WANNA BE WITH MOCHI ALONE#recently i lowkey like the gag of oscar lightly flirting with mochi to piss lime off on purpose#(you know if lime ever dumps you you could date me instead) he says with a smile#mochi: /// were not even going out..#the sound of a snap in the distance. it was limes last straw#lime at some point:.......do you actually like her#oscar: huh? oh. nah. shes not my type. i just like the drama lol
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"You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life."
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free me from that nonsense about glimmer being jealous about cato/clove that i have to endure with some of your fics. like babes she would literally be the most supportive best friend and super annoying about teasing them/plotting to get them together. yall are just not on my level because a) in the context of actual serious canon she does not give a fuck, she just wanted to not die, and b) in an unserious context or in an modern au she literally would be so nice to them and genuinely want them to be happy?
#what is this nonsense let her have a personality outside of the guy she flirted with for like 20 seconds#i don't like this nonsense in the fandom about people being like “You're just like the capitol!” but is2g the anti-glimmer ism is like#lowkey making me think that and that's not me speaking as a careers or Clove girlie.#besties this child *didn't want to die* which is why she was hitting on some dude#and he was fully responding to her strategy but doesnt get shit about itso it's literally just giving sexism.#besides Glimmer is such a cheery sunshine girl like I fully believe in a modern au she just cares about her friends#but fr yall need to think about how dark it is that a teenager had to justify her worthiness of living#by sexualizing herself and flirting with another teenager for entertainment#the capitol gets themselves off to teenagers. flirting. and rewards them for it with Not Dying. yall need to fucking think about that#use your goddamn brains for 5 seconds#glimmer belcourt#clato
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crying thinking about demiromantic willow park. what if she was just like me for real???
#ramblings of a lunatic#the owl house#idk if i would specifically identify as demi but it's close enough to my personal feelings that it still hits the same#LISTEN i don't. have coherent thoughts on WHY i hc willow as demiro#the fact that shes green and her being aro is a semi-popular hc.#the fact that her being in a romantic relationship w/ hunter is bananas important to me for Reasons#(not in the sense that they're literally together at this point i know they're not. but you get what i mean)#the fact that she doesn't do the usual toh romance tropes of being a blushing mess around him#and she's very lowkey about her feelings for the most part but it's definitely there imo#the fact that hunters into her as early as labyrinth runners but the first time we see her get flirty is TTT#the idea that hunters always been important to her but it took consistent interaction w/ him over the timeskip for her to get the-#-courage/motivation to flirt w/ him#none of what im saying makes sense but it does make sense to Me
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I love being the always single person in my family, mad respect to my sister for constantly dating guys for the last 8 years, I would have shot myself
#whenever my mom asks if i have love news of my own while we're talking about my sister's newest catch and i say no#i hope she doesn't feel pity because like. this is the life that i choose. my sister's ex boyfriends were enough for ME even#and i only met a handful of them personally but heard more than enough shit about them#i just always think i'm only flirting with some guys only to never talk to them again or ghost them because it's fun#fat girl who's always been seen as ugly by other people gets to flirt with good looking people is the ultimate ego boost arc#if i ever date anyone seriously again it better be true love and end in kids and marriage until death or i'll live as a hermit#until that happens tho...... life is a party i don't wanna miss a thing break some men's heart get revenge yolo etc etc#also the thought of actively dating freaks me out. if i meet someone and we tolerate each other long term that's good#but dating apps or going on dates with several people and deciding who's the best like on the bachelorette?? death first#plus i lowkey don't like men as a concept. at least the type i've dated. i guess you could say my last ex traumatized me hahaha 👍🏻 (🔨🔨)#i think i'm too young to be in a committed relationship anyway. or even to seek getting into one. there are much more important things rn#i know former classmates my age are having kids or getting married but idgaf the one who got engaged last year has been with him for 7 year#which is a decent time tbh you change quite a bit during that time and if it feels right why not#but i can't wrap my head around searching for a relationship when you don't even have a stable job and know what else you want in life#rambling again sorryyyy but yeah proud single here and i'm not saying this out of spite because i genuinely enjoy it#all relationships i've been in were so draining (tbf they were long distance too) and got me at rock bottom and had me filled with regret#also these men can be so controlling and jealous when you just wanna go out with friends while they do whatever they want too#but when you say you don't want a jealous partner they think that's a free pass for them to cheat like what the actual fuck#do you see the difference between being unnecessarily jealous when you hang out with friends and being rightfully jealous when they cheat??#at this point idk what to say. i'm very entertained by my friends' dating journeys but that couldn't be me#all the gossip i provide for them is which people i flirted with for the ego and who i ghosted and who ghosted me#mel talks
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I finally own decent heels and I want so badly to be able to use the newly acquired height to pin a cute girl against the wall and fluster her
#thoughts#oni talks#sapphic yearning#Oni thirsts#I am naturally 5’2 so it’s tough finding women shorter than me but!!!#with heels/wedges I’ve found new life!!! it’s been way more enjoyable than I even thought it would be to look down at people#like meeting girls recently and I’m taller and I get to look down on them instead of up!!! it’s so satisfying!!#there was this really cute girl at my local pride (our first pride ever!) and I wore some platform wedges and omfg it was so nice#I’m pretty sure in reality we’re the same height but bc of the shoes I got to be the hot taller lesbian instead and we traded a ton#of compliments! I was there with my bestie I hope she didn’t think he was my bf or smth#granted I have no idea if that was flirting or not? I tried to keep it lowkey since she was working a booth and didn’t wanna make her#like uncomfy but I still remember her saying smth like not like you need more compliments and omfg#screaming she was so pretty and she does art!!! raaaaah!!! I haven’t seen her since obviously but I hope she’s doing well wherever she is#also even today I went out in wedges and like?? the power of being taller I love it#also I love the versatility since I can take them off and be smol again whenever#or same height which is more likely I feel at least based on the people around I’ve met? it’s either that or people so tall that like#even with heels I’m unfortunately not taller than them#I was trying to find an image or video of the pinning thing to show to chat and I couldn’t & I cry#I wanna fluster a cute lady!!!#my tastes have changed a lot the last year or so
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In the spirit of pride month, we should kiss (I am a lesbian though so please don’t be a guy) 🫶
wow my first pride month kiss 🥺
#customer feedback#lowkey homophobic to be flirting on anon tho#i said ‘don’t lead me on’ and then you do this?#<- joking#(not a guy btw)#realized i never actually put my pronouns on this blog#she/her but also idc what people use for me
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coping badly to fantasy flirting is smth i'm very proficient at
#nano bits#I AM IN A DND CAMPAIGN and one of the characters has been high key lowkey flirting with my character and i can't react normally to flirting#—irl what am i supposed to do in a fantasy setting. i can't be smooth at all. i'm acting 'aesthetic attraction' as one would 'has it bad'#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY THIS. I don't know how to be casual about anything. HOW AM I GONNA PLAY THE ONE SHE HAS BAD#I GET NERVOUS WHEN I PLAY THE SIMS AND SEND THEM ON DATES LIKE WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME#anyway. why did i ask my dm if i could have a crush dice dynamic? set my own ass on fire with that one huh (affectionate)#wish me luck and a speedy roleplay death (jesting)#idunna#sure. putting it in her tag#also#euna#because i'm sure there WAS some flirting going on in that table too but i never wanted to look too closely at it
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I don’t wanna to assume anything because I want to be respectful but my friendship with my girl best friend is very much similar to SpyNut relationship (to reference we’re not straight - she’s bisexual and I’m lesbian) and I have a crush on her and I know that she got little feelings for me also, it’s long story with our friendship but it’s more like less than lovers more than friends platonic love
oh no, i get it. i know i'd get shipped with a friend if we were any kind of public figures because our relationship is also similar, though not as much now in the meeting irl side of things because of my current personal circumstances. we even have semi-matching tattoos (which we traveled to another city to get from a guest artist's flash sheet... after doing something similar for my first tattoo and having them turn out horrible. we both got those covered up by our respective favourite tattoo artists, though, so we won! and got a funny story out of the experience) but in our case it is very much platonic. we're both queer but our ids don't even match lol
#i know people lowkey shipped me with a different friend but i'm also pretty sure it's because she was actually flirting with me#it just took me literal years to notice 👍🏻#asks#anon
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getting blindsided by a crush is actually so silly bc like wdym im thinking about her at random moments
#lesbian#crush#the sex wasn’t even that good lol and im breaking my no-baby-gays rule but idk we get a long rlly well and i like hanging out#like it’s super not serious cause we’re both seniors but like idk it’s fun to have someone to think about#also lowkey a godsend we were already flirting by the time i noticed my ex#like my ex was dressed p fem so i wasn’t like omg pls take me home (she’s growing her hair out again lol) but like def could’ve gone dif lol
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ok so the thing is I’m trying to be very chill about the uni girl cuz I asked her if she likes girls and she replied she only likes men. But the things is she’s constantly flirting with me and I’m falling for it. She’s flirted with me more than any girl In this would always touching me and teasing me and keeping it cuuute!! I can’t really get upset. I’m just thinking that maybe more ppl should be like here idkkk
#Txt#like I can’t get upset#She invited me to her baby cousins birthday with all her family I had so much fun#i was trying to keep it cool and light by flirting back which I obviously couldn’t do I went directly for the hips#Sorry I can’t be lowkey about the ppl I like she backed away but later came back to be all cute ☺️💗💗💗aaaah I can’t take it!!!!#Maybe she just enjoys seeing me get shy when she flirts with me so she keeps doing it lol#Idk man overall so far I haven’t really been able to get upset I’m also just sooo deprived of love atm maybe that’s why
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MY BOSS' GIRLFRIEND SAID THAT IF SHE LIKED WOMEN SHE'D FALL IN LOVE WITH ME I LOVE HER
#personal#she's always happy to see me and lowkey flirting and im with her too#i like her so much and she's always saying how much she likes me#she's like 52 but I DO NOT CARE#she's super attractive#and my boss is so amused by it#he said I'LL TELL HER!! and she said NOOOO DONT DONT DONT#but he did#it was so funny#He's like it's so funny she has like a huge high school crush on her#I jokingly told him to give her my number#I have a huge crush on her this is so funny#I told my boss to treat her well otherwise I'd steal her from him#and he jokingly said she'd probably leave him if I offered hahaaaaa
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*scuttles in and posts a new oneshot*
Hey there! This was one of the WIPs I talked about a little while ago -- it’s just been finished and posted on Ao3 and fanfiction.net. @simplyshelbs16xoxo, I remember you wanted me to tag you when I posted it, so here you go! Hope y’all enjoy :)
#Kim Possible#writing#fanfiction#There are so many things I want to say about this fic you don't even know#Someone please ask me more about it so I have an excuse to ramble about stuff#like all the little details I noticed while rewatching episodes to write this thing#like how Ron not only spends all of Gorilla Fist clueless to Yori's flirting but keeps lowkey trying to impress Kim in that ep#I am 100% convinced that Yori figured out what was up about halfway through the episode#And then when Ron explained that he and Kim were dating the next time they saw her in her head she was just like 'knew it'
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i love how i never notice that maybe perhaps my ideas about a friend aren’t strictly platonic until i’m like. comically obviously infatuated
#delete later#im giving her my old guitar w the lesbian sticker on it and it suddenly occurred to me that ALL of this has been gay on my part for AGES#like. *looks in retrospective* ‘ohhh i’ve been lowkey flirting for MONTHS’ level oblivious#but man she’s. she’s really something shes so *interesting* and *kind* and can *do* so much like shes so practical#and like i can say whatever bullshit and she GETS it. SHE can say whatever bullshit and *I* get it. augh#also god shes so cute lmao#anyways im stoned im going to be like 😳 abt this revelation in the morning but here we are
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