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queenboimler · 14 days ago
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Watching this boxing match genuinely makes me miss competitive fighting
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thelovelyghostwriter · 3 years ago
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Ranking the HxH guys in my Simping Tier: Countdown
Note: This is just for fun and lame-ass humour. You are free to like anyone in hxh and this tier doesn’t reflect how great the character is. It’s just a ranking based on how much I simp for them. 
14. Meruem
Okay. There’s a reason why Meruem is at the last list. He’s an ant. He’s not even fully human FML. Can’t believe people wanna fuck this teenaged mutant ninja ant. Can’t even say those people are a furry because this ant has no fur. It’s a no for me. 
13. Illumi
The Illumi simps are gonna hack me for having him too low. I find him cute and has really nice hair that can be for shampoo ads... but his eyes... it covers 70% of his face. It’s guppy eyes. It’s like he wore those coloured contact lenses that enlarges the eyes. 
12. Shalnark
OKay. Shalnark is cute. He’s really one of the most good looking guys in the series. However, I don’t know why but his personality is kinda “ehh”. He’s a little psycho who controls people with his phone, but somehow his personality is overshadowed by a lot of extreme characters with Hisoka. Also, I try not to get too attached to him because of what happens in the current arc. 
11. Kite
Okay. This is weird but... I find Kite more attracted when he’s a red-headed female ant right now. Okay. I know I went all like “MERUEM ISNT EVEN HUMAN” but female Kite LOOKS human. She has freckles and all that. It’s real cute. But I’d say he’s a little lower because he doesn’t really have that “oomph” personality so-
10. Pariston
Now, talk about a character with FABULOUS presentation of himself. Pariston shows himself off with extravagance. NOW, that’s a personality. He’s like one of those celebs that are just so extra like Lady Gaga that it’s amazing. I know he’s underrated in the simping world, but he’s essentially kinda like Hisoka (who has a big simping fandom), only he prefers to play with people’s minds rather than fight people. 
9. Tserriednich
You might be wondering, why the fuck is he here? Okay, first of all, he reminds me of Hannibal who is by the way, charming. And yes I mean it in the Mads Mikkelsen AND the Anthony Hopkins way. Makes me wanna his Clarice but I’d rather have Theta have that spot. Secondly, he’s a prince so being his bride is literally a dream come true. Thirdly, yeh, Tserriednich is actually very handsome. Nice blond hair and that facial beard. 
8. Gon
He’s quite low on the tier because I had always seen him as a cute green mini-Ging. Personality-wise, he’s really sweet and I can see a lot of girls liking him because he knows how to treat women respectfully. He can even handle the crazy ones like Palm. His alpha side came out during the Chimera Ant arc and his adult form is hella attractive. 
Jokes aside, this character is really amazing as an MC. It’s sad that he gets overshadowed but I believe he’s a pretty unique shounen MC because most of the time, a shounen MC doesn’t kill or has a pretty much black-and-white morality. Gon Freecss breaks that stereotype and he’s truly appreciated. 
7. Leorio 
Listen to me. This man is supposed to be the type of man you’re supposed to marry. Doctor, loyal, caring and funny. This man is the total package. I think the reason why he’s a little lower in my simp tier is because well... he’s the type of guy that I will go for in reality. In fiction, that’s where all my crushes for crazy guys should be. My simp tier is based on my heart, not brain. 
6. Killua
Okay. I was down bad for Killua when I was younger. DOWN BAD. So down bad that it was scary. I sort of got over him now. But what can you do? Killua is simped by a lot of teenaged girls or women who had a crush on him since the beginning of time. He’s fiercely loyal, has white hair and pretty blue eyes, is a fun mixture of mischief and seriousness. He’s the type of guy you can count on to get out of trouble and one to always treasure you. I do think that if I ever meet Killua though, that he’d bully me to oblivion. 
Okay, we’re at the top 5. From here onwards, some real NSFW simping words.
5. Hisoka
I kinda do understand Hisoka stans, but at the same time, I do not get them. Like him or not, he’s a very flamboyant character. He stands out of the crowd and he just have that unexplained charisma. 
He’s actually a really well-written character. He’s the balancing factor in the narrative of HxH. He’s like the joker in the deck of cards. Back to my simp tier, he’s very attractive ESPECIALLY with his hair down. There’s a certain aura that is addictive about him that I can’t pin-point. And for that, he earns my top 5 spot.
4. Feitan
I swear. This simping phenomenon actually manifested from Hiei. Yes, Feitan’s character blueprint, Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho. (The real OGs will know that Hiei is the character blueprint, not Levi). I know a lot of people compare him to Levi but let me explain why Levi and Feitan are alike: it’s because their character blueprint is Hiei. 
Anyway, Hiei is HOT. And to me, the hxh equivalent is Feitan, with a huge addition of sadism and emo-ness. Okay, that makes it even hotter. 
I have read some Feitan/Reader on AO3 and BOI. I enjoyed reading certain stuff that I never thought I would enjoy. I read a fic about Reader-chan getting whipped and basically all sorts of BDSM and OMG it’s heaven. 
“They say all good boys go to heaven, but bad boys bring heaven to you”
3. Chrollo
At first, I didn’t really care about Chrollo until he wore that tuxedo and let his hair down (Is it just me or a lot of hxh boys look good with their hair down?). HE LOOKS SO GODLY HOLY FUCK.
I’m 100% sure that his character blueprint for the hair-down is Koenma. He also gives me Tuxedo Mask vibes. Overall, such chivalry and handsomeness all in one man. Not to mention, that sexy sexy voice when he recites his fortune-telling. I would say he has the sexiest voice among all hxh guys. He is just that HOT and charismatic. I wanna see where he hid that Spider tattoo and scratch his back. 
2. Ging
Okay. Ging is hardly simp by girls. And I do not understand why?? He is motherfucking attractive. Even now. GAWD. I love him.
I think my attraction to him pre-started because he looks and acts SO much like my childhood crush Yusuke Urameshi from Yu Yu Hakusho. I know he’s an asshat but he’s a CHARMING asshat. Yeap, I said it. He is actually highly intelligent and just acts like a total haggard because he can. 
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It’s not just when he’s young. I STILL think he’s hot even in his 30s. He’s not that old for me to me honest. I don’t care if he’s a decade older than me because I think that’s the appeal of it. I
It’s kinda sad that he’s not that popular because I need some Ging/Reader smut content. Like, I envisioned a smut fic where the reader is like in her 20s and is strangely attracted to Ging. He’s wildly confused over this but he’s seriously considering of tapping it because his old ass haven’t had any action lately. The other Zodiacs are also confused and are convinced that he must have given some sex pollen to the reader because who the hell is sane enough to be attracted to him? (But it’s just that you need some acquired taste to actually find this man alluring). He’s one of the most fuckable characters ahhh. 
And... for the last one...
Drumroll please....
1. Kurapika
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Seriously, was there even a surprise. 
THIS MAN IS THE AKAKU GOD. He’s beautiful, he’s sexy and fucking dominant (yes, I say he’s domineering because do you see the way he throws a hot tantrum during the whole YorkNew arc, demanding shit from his enemies, taking charge of everything?) His chains drives me nuts. I love it when he gets angry. I know he’s kinky on the inside. When he wore that tuxedo... ooof. He looks hella fine. He’s the only guy in hxh that fulfills my ala Michael Corleone mafia boss kink. I want him to ^&*(%%%*%^ (to save myself from embarrassment, I self-censored) as we attempt to repopulate the clan and produce more scarlet eyed babies, as he whispers some real degrading and possessive shit in Kurta while he tells me what to do. AHHHHH. *bye gotta go write some kuraneon porn now byeee*
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burnedbyshoto · 5 years ago
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m a s t e r l i s t (n - z)
updated: 9/27/2020
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▹ - sfw
▸ - nsfw
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notes: this list is put in alphabetical order by last name and then from oldest to most recent fic. please do not judge any of the older pieces too harshly as they were pretty bad! as of january 2020, drabbles will no longer be added to masterlist.
this is the masterlist for characters with last names n - z
masterlist for characters with last names a - m
do not repost any of my fics without permission.
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sero hanta
▸ pocky challenge — kinktober day 10 (scenario)
▸▹ alphabet hc’s — nsfw and sfw alphabet (hc)
▹ colors — you can see peoples colorful auras (scenario)
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shigaraki tomura
▹ kitty cat — shigaraki is a cat hybrid with a rash (hc)
▸ ready player one — kinktober day 5 (scenario)
▸ ahegao face — his reaction to your ahegao face (drabble)
▸ power — you were known to bring powerful men to their knees (scenario)
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shindou yo
▸ twice — kinktober day 30 (drabble)
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shinsou hitoshi
▸ cat lingerie — shinsou catches you in cat shaped lingerie (hc)
▹ ignored — in which he doesn’t acknowledge you anymore (drabble)
▹ don’t do this — being a hero means making hard calls (drabble)
▹ blood — please don’t close your eyes (drabble)
▸ torture threesome — in which shinsou is your third with bakugou (drabble)
▹ soulmate shit — you two just can’t be seperated can you (drabble)
▸ fantasy — you’re hot and you flaunt it (drabble)
▹ heartbreak — shinsou’s hiding a secret from you (drabble)
▸ here, kitty, kitty — kinktober day 9 (scenario)
▸ trust — kinktober day 25 (scenario)
▸ dom!shinsou — what’s he into when he doms (hc)
▸ orgies — more todobakukiri now with shinsou action (hc)
▸ scarves — using a capturing weapon in bed is a thing (drabble)
▹ study dates — studying with shinsou is always a trip (drabble)
▹ distractions — you can never focus when you study with him (drabble)
▸ jealous — when men touch you, shinsou gets jealous (drabble)
▸ sensei — being a pro hero means having a will of steel, too bad for shinsou that will of steel has one major kryptonite: a schoolgirls skirt. (scenario)
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takami keigo (hawks)
▸ situational — you two are stuck together and tension rises (drabble)
▹ phoenix — you have a quirk that gives you the hero name phoenix (hc)
▸ caught in the act — kinktober day 15 (scenario)
▸ heats — how takami is during his heats (drabble)
▸ his ahegao — you react to his ahegao face (hc)
▸ ahegao face — takami reacts to your ahegao face (hc)
▸ overstimulation — how he overstimulates you (hc)
▸▹ alphabet hc’s — nsfw and sfw alphabet (hc)
▸ booty — slap his ass (drabble)
▸ dorm room — in which takami sneaks into your dorm room (drabble)
▹ asexual — he finds out you’re asexual (hc)
▸▹ dating — hc’s for dating takami (hc)
▹ because I love you — he broke up with you to save you, but he still wants you (scenario)
▹ frosting mishaps — baking with takami is disastrous as always (scenario)
▹ do you trust me — will you take the birds hand or die? (drabble)
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takeyama yu (mt. lady)
▸ lingerie dreams — kinktober day 21 (scenario)
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todoroki enji (endeavor)
▸ seven — rich and powerful men can marry seven different women in a wild attempt to produce the perfect heir. todoroki enji is one of these powerful men, and you’re his seventh bride. (scenario)
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todoroki touya dabi
▹ stronger than you — dabi is a dad now and his son is just like him (scenario)
▸ dominate him — you’re a lady in the sheets and a freak in the sheets (hc)
▸ werewolf lover — they’re horny and you’re asexual (hc)
▹ stay in bed — dabi doesn’t want to let you go in the morning (drabble)
▹ wedding date — youre desperate for a date, and dabi wants a kiss (drabble)
▸ louder — make dabi a subby bitch (hc)
▹ 2 am call — you need dabi at two in the morning (drabble)
▹ laughter — dabi’s laugh is not cute but thats okay (drabble)
▸ scream my name — dabi won’t stop until you’re screaming (drabble)
▸ add another — how many fingers will fit in you (drabble)
▸ blindfolds — with no sight you sit and wait (drabble)
▹ glass doors — you run into a glass door (drabble)
▸ no boundaries — dabi will fuck you anywhere no matter the mood (drabble)
▹ you missed — getting stuck in a closet is always weird (drabble)
▸ 4 times dabi wanted you; 1 time he got you — kinktober day 1 (scenario)
▸ piercings — what piercings does he have? (hc)
▸ ahegao face — dabi reacts to your ahegao face (hc)
▸ size — dabi with a size kink (hc)
▹ happy birthday — sometimes dabi just needs a hug (drabble)
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todoroki natsuo
▹ todoroki-sensei — todoroki natsuo is an esteemed trauma surgeon, and you’re the volunteer that won’t leave his mind (scenario)
▸ study breaks — natsuo needs a break and you’ll give him one (drabble)
▸ mamihlapinatapai — mamihlapinatapai: the wordless yet meaningful look shared by two people who desire to initiate something, but are both reluctant to start. (scenario)
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todoroki shouto
▹ strawberry milk and watermelon seeds — first piece on tumblr (scenario)
▹ childhood lover — going from childhood friends to lovers (hc)
▹ seven days late -  part two— shouto leaves for seven days and has nothing to say for it (scenario) 
▹ sleeping — how the two of you sleep together (hc)
▹ not ready — shouto reveals the horrors of his childhood (scenario)
▹ welcome home: the series — part one  part two  part three  part four  part five the adventures of your family with shouto and your baby, kaito. (scenarios)
▹ captured — in which youre captured by villains and chaos starts (hc)
▸ and they were roommates: the series — part one  part two  part three modern!au. there are many issues when getting a new roommate. you just never expected your issue would be fucking your hot roommate every chance you had (scenario)
▹ i love you? — shouto realizes he’s in love with you and needs help (hc)
▹ lip synch queen — you enjoy lip synching songs to shouto (hc)
▹ I think I’m pregnant — you believe you’re pregnant with your ex’s baby (hc)
▹ meeting the todorokis — shouto introduces you to his family finally (scenario)
▹ concerts and songs — shouto takes you on a date to a concert (scenario)
▹ staying home — you like to stay home and thats okay (scenario)
▸ I hate you - part two — shouto is a villain and you’re the one he’s after (scenario)
▹ gone for too long — long distance relationships suck sometimes (scenario)
▹ hollow — youre an assassian; shouto is your target (hc)
▸ dominate him — you’re a lady in the sheets and a freak in the sheets (hc)
▸ my girl — jealous lovers and work don’t mix (scenario) part two
▹ drinks — shouto is upset and you are on the receiving end (drabble)
▹ confessions — you’re dying and you have to confess (drabble)
▹ come back — shouto doesn’t want to leave the bed (drabble)
▸ fuckboy — in which shouto is a fuckboy and you’re his target (drabble)
▹ dumbass — you threaten shouto with a good time (drabble)
▹ you never came — shouto never shows up to a date (drabble)
▹ apologies — shouto apologizes for being mean (drabble)
▹ hold me — shouto’s quirks come in handy to keep warm or cold (drabble)
▹ what’s happening — shouto bangs his head really hard (drabble)
▸ broken hopes — makeup sex is bittersweet (drabble)
▸ dirty talk — you help shouto improve his dirty talk (drabble)
▸ spring showers — bodies slick with rain, lips dancing with passion (oneshot)
▹ sickness and affliction — shouto burns you (scenario)         part two  alt ending  actual fluff ending
▹ believe in me — all you want is for shouto to believe in you the same way he believes in momo (scenario)
▸ body swap — you trade bodies with shouto, hormones ensue (drabble)
▸ shut up — shouto fucks you on the common room couch (drabble)
▹ tsundere — you’re a bit of a tsundere (hc)
▹ done — theres always bitterness in cheating (drabble)
▹ my heart — shouto is a fighter and youre the girl who cant watch him dance with death anymore (drabble)
▸ like ice — you’re as cold as ice and shouto has to warm you up ;) (scenario)
▹ cupcakes — you make cupcakes with shouto (hc)
▹ gone — youre gone and shouto is not okay (drabble)
▹ drinking — you get drunk with shouto (hc)
▹ phoenix — you have a quirk that gives you the hero name phoenix (hc)
▸ awaken — kinktober day 4 (scenario)
▹ faint — you wont let shouto die, not now (drabble)
▹ trust me — kissing a pretty girl is always a good distraction (drabble)
▸ orders — shouto orders you to touch yourself (drabble)
▹ ships — you make a cardboard ship with shouto (drabble)
▹ because of you — shouto gives a lovely speech about you (scenario)
▸ attraction — kinktober day 27 (scenario)
▸ sugar daddy — shouto as your sugar daddy (hc)
▹ of love and flowers — you’re in love with shouto, but is it a tragedy? (scenario)
▸ usagi and hito — kinktober day 31 (scenario)
▸ foursome — todobakukiri foursome (hc)
▸ sub — how he is as a sub (hc)
▸ ahegao face — how he reacts to your ahegao face (hc)
▸ orgies — more todobakukiri now with shinsou action (hc)
▹ happiness: the series — soulmates have the name of their other half inked on their wrists on the youngest eighteenth birthday, but why is yours rejecting you?            happiness part one  bravado part two  amelioration part three
▸▹ alphabet hc’s — nsfw and sfw alphabet (hc)
▹ marshmallow kisses — roasting marshmallows with shouto (scenario)
▹ fools — shouto is in love with you, but no one wants to confess (scenario)
▸ bathtub memories — you masturbate to an old memory (scenario)
▸ under the mistletoe — the mistletoe tradition is known by all, and if used correctly it can end in a sweet moment. too bad shouto believes that people fuck under the mistletoe and not kiss under it.
▹ distractions — you can never focus when you study with him (drabble)
▹ tortillas — you use shouto to make tortillas (drabble)
▹ writers block — you have writers block and shouto comforts you (scenario)
▹ replacement — momo dies and you and shouto try healing together (scenario)             renewed part two
▹ love letters — shouto writes a letter for every day the two of you are together (scenario)
▹ fifteen kisses — fourteen different kisses you give shouto; the one different kiss he gives you (scenario)
▹ exchange — shouto would do anything for you, even dying for you (drabble)
▸ desperate — shouto takes teasing to the extreme (drabble)
▹ too late — shoutos realization is too late (drabble)
▸ please leave — you wake up to see pro heroes shouto and ground zero naked in your bedroom (drabble)
▸ house sitting & concupcience — in which Endeavor asks Shouto for a favor, and Shouto decides to take his payment by fucking you on his bed. 
▸ winner takes it all — shouto wins a contest where the grand prize is getting to have you sit on his face.
▹ memories — shouto loses his memories, and you can’t do anything but watch as your world falls apart.
▸ wall fucks — shouto fucks you against a wall in endeavors agency.
▸ seven minutes — shouto signs up to have anonymous sex; you’re the lucky bitch who gets him. 
▹ a brush of luck — in a world where soulmates exist you can communicate yours with a brush of a pen. It just doesn’t help that you are a certified idiot with a skill in misplacing things. 
▸ forehead fantasies — you can’t help but fantasize on your boyfriend’s forehead that always remains hidden.  
▹ pay attention to me — you want shouto’s attention, but he’s a bit too occupied with trivial things. 
▹ shallow or deep — “why would you want a guy with such a large and disgusting burn?” he whispered, his tone thoroughly rejected, broken. it was then that it hit you: did he think he wasn’t good enough for you?
▹ model-worthy — sleepy mornings in with shouto.
▸ deception — “don’t you see what he’s doing to you?! he’s hurt you way more than what’s acceptable in a sparring march! you’re bruised and hurting, and he sure as hell doesn’t seem to care that this is the state he’s left you in.” — or in which, hawks manipulates how you view your boyfriend, shouto.
▸ aphrodite — “aphrodite is just a stage name, but the persona is still you. you might be a total dork, but the person you think you present has always been apart of you.” — or, in which pro hero shouto falls in love with a dominatrix cam girl, only to find out that she’s quite a weirdo in real life.
▹ eternal love — a simple love story between a tattoo artist and a flower shop owner.
▸ taoreta — the world is in ruins, but there’s beauty in everything. shouto is reminded of that when he crosses paths with a survivor who kisses him at the first meeting. 
▹ strawberry milk and strawberry milk (rewritten) — how to get through the worst summer heat: have a sweet drink, eat sweet fruit, and have someone with the sweetest kiss around.
▹ before you go — before you go, tell me this meant something to you.
▸ hole in the wall — in a party for the ages, Shouto comes across a room with holes in the wall that has him coming back for more. 
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togata mirio
▸ teasing — touching yourself means teasing mirio (drabble)
▹ dead — you died and now mirio can’t live (drabble)
▸ until the last one comes — kinktober day 7 (scenario)
▸ ahegao face — how he reacts to your ahegao face (hc)
▹ sunflower — mirio tries figuring out a nickname for you (oneshot)
▸ the big three — they want you (hc)
▹ asexual — he finds out you’re asexual (hc)
▸ itadakimasu — mirio always says one thing before eating, yes that includes you (drabble)
▸ doggy style — mirio fucks you good (hc)
▹ christmas morning — mirio gives you a wonderful christmas morning (scenario)
▸ unbreakable — mirios afraid to hurt you, but you want more (drabble)
▹ soulmates — soulmates don’t exist, but mirio thinks youre his (drabble)
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toyomitsu taishiro (fatgum)
▸▹ alphabet hc’s — nsfw and sfw alphabet (hc)
▹ mornings after — taishiro always knows how to make mornings the best
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uraraka ochako
▸▹ villain uraraka hc’s — nsfw and sfw alphabet (hc) 
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usagiyama rumi
▹ that final phone call — miruko is one tough rabbit, but eventually even the toughest of people need a helping hand. (scenario)
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utsushimi camie
▹ home for the holidays — camie meets your family (scenario)
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yagi toshinori (all might)
▹ years — youre sir’s sister who was in love with all might for years (drabble)
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yamada hizashi
▹ back off — even aizawa is prone to jealousy (scenario)
▹ ice skating — you go on an ice skating date with hizashi (scenario)
▹ swimsuit tops — losing your bikini top is never a good memory (scenario)
▹ sweater — you lost you sweater, you wonders who has it (drabble)
▹ laughter — hizashi has never heard you laugh before (drabble)
▹ under the mistletoe — holidays are for lovers, and you’re married (scenario)
▸ sexy times — just some headcanons (hc)
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yaoyorozu momo
▸ never have I ever — kinktober day 11 (scenario)
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yoarashi inasa
▹ passion, passion, and more passion — childhood friends to lovers (hc)
▸ too hot — you play a game where you’re only allowed to kiss (drabble)
▹ laughter — inasa’s laughter is loud and contagious and you love it (drabble)
▸ sensitive — inasa exploits your sensitive nipples (drabble)
▹ pounce! — inasa jumps on you (drabble)
▹ stay warm — please don’t pass out, please don’t... (drabble)
▸ fantasy — you make his wildest dream come true (drabble)
▸ bday fun — you let inasa have fun on his birthday (drabble)
▸ high sex — high sex with inasa includes (hc)
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spencereliotwinchester · 3 years ago
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Red Stud (Part 1/3)
Title: Red Stud
Author:  Kat
Reader Gender:  N/A
Word Count: 8700
Summary: A look at how Jensen met Misha and began their journey. Partner to Submissive but can be read by itself. 
Warnings: AU, Sub!Jensen, Dom!Misha, Humiliation!Kink, 
A/N:  Seriously, not for the faint of heart. No hate. Inspiration belongs to @impala-dreamer
Thank you to @deansbxtch for being my beta
Character: Jensen Ackles x Misha Collins
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“What are you doing this weekend, Jensen?” Jared asked as they walked to their ten a.m. biology class. 
“Nothing. Maybe doing that ‘American Ideals’ paper for the capstone class,” Jensen responded, heaving his backpack into a more comfortable position. “Why did we take half our classes on Friday?” 
“To have Mondays and Tuesdays off,” Jared laughed. “Anyway, there’s a rave happening at this club I know of. Wanna go?” 
“A rave? Like, an actual rave, not a house party?” 
“Yeah! They have strippers until Midnight, then it turns into a Rave. It goes until the morning I’ve heard. They also have some BDSM rooms, supposedly, but you have to be a member to go in there.”
“What’s the cover?” Jensen asked. 
“Fifty,” Jared said. 
“That’s cheap for Vegas.”
“That’s the whole point! Anyway, what do you think?” 
“As long as you don’t kidnap me into a BDSM room, I’m fine,” Jensen joked. 
“Ugh,” Jensen groaned. The taste in his mouth made his stomach turn over. It was like something had crawled in there and died. He sat up, careful to extract himself from the unknown man in his bed. His ass still had a dull throb from the previous night. 
Slowly getting out of his bed, careful not to wake up his partner from last night, Jensen made his way to the bathroom of the apartment he shared with Jared. He could hear the sounds of throwing up from inside. 
“Jare, I’m coming in to brush my teeth!” He hollered, opening the door. 
Jared wasn’t the one in the bathroom. A brunette was heaving over the toilet. 
“Oh, shit, sorry!” He said. She looked over at him. 
“You’re naked,” She stated. 
“Sorry,” he said again, and shut the door. 
The door to the apartment opened and Jared came down the hall with a drink holder of coffee. He handed one coffee to Jensen, who took it with a word of thanks and took a drink. 
“Still throwing up?” He asked, nodding to the bathroom. 
“Uh, yeah,” Jensen responded. “I’m gonna go put on pants.” 
As he pulled on a pair of soft sweatpants, the man still in Jensen’s bed stretched and then sat up. Jensen handed him his coffee. The man took a deep drink and handed it back. 
“Thanks,” he said, getting up and stretching again. “What a party, eh?”
“Wild,” Jensen agreed. The man’s deep voice and electric blue eyes brought a memory of last night to Jensen’s mind. 
“I’m gonna fuck you so hard. I’ll bet that’s all you want, filthy slut!”
“Yes, Sir! Please fuck me!”
“Oh, fuck, it’s nearly three!” 
He stood up and quickly dressed, gathering the pieces of clothing that had been tossed into various parts of the room. 
“Got any cologne I can borrow?” He asked. 
“Yeah, on the dresser,” Jensen responded, watching the man get dressed. When the man came up to him, Jensen realized he was nearly as tall as he was, with dark, disheveled hair, and those electric blue eyes that made Jensen feel as though he could see right through him. 
“Thanks for last night,” He whispered, Jensen smirked and they kissed.
“See ya around,” Jensen said when they broke apart, though he knew he wouldn’t. 
“That party was insane,” Jared said as they sat down on the couch in the small living room. 
“I don’t remember much,” Jensen grunted.
“You’ll get some pieces back like usual.” 
“Did we… Take anything?” He asked. 
“Besides a shit load of alcohol? I don’t think so,” Jared responded absently, scrolling on his phone. “Why?” 
“Just wondering.”
“We gotta do that again,” Jared sighed, happily. 
“I won’t,” a female voice said. The girl had come around the corner, purse in her hand. “Sorry for spewing my guts out.” 
“You okay?” Jared asked. 
“Yeah. I’m gonna go,” She turned to Jensen. “You should get on a pole more often.” 
“Excuse me?” 
“You don’t remember?” She asked, then continued. “You got up on stage and swung yourself around the pole like you’d been doing it for years.” 
“I did what?” He asked, incredulous. Jared snickered. 
“It was pretty awesome,” Jared muttered.
“Shut the hell up!”
A few days later, he got a text from an unknown number. He was studying in the library. 
I can’t stop thinking about you stretched around my cock, those green eyes rolling up into your head.
He looked around, worried, but no one was nearby. 
Who is this? 
It could be any of his one night stands from the last few weeks.
I’m offended, we had such a good time the other night! - Sir M
It must be that blue eyed man he met at Frenzy. What did he say his name was? It had been something strange. Another message came through. 
You were such a good slut for me. I’d love to have you for myself. - Sir M
Jensen blushed to himself. He didn’t usually sleep with the same person twice. He thought briefly about making an exception. It had been an amazing night. Most of the pieces of the night had come back. The blue eyed stranger had dominated over him, easily taking complete control of their time together. Jensen had thoroughly enjoyed it. As the memories floated to the forefront of his mind, Jensen could feel that his cock was hardening. Another message. 
I’ll bet you’re so hot and bothered right now, thinking about the way I owned you. - Sir M
Jensen finally texted back.
Yes, Sir.  
It became tradition, each month Jensen and Jared would go to a Rave night at Frenzy. They would stay until the place shut down at 5 a.m. and then crash until late afternoon. Sometimes they brought dates home, sometimes not. Sir M and Jensen continued to message each other. Sir M could be very domineering, even over a simple text and it sent thrills of excitement through Jensen’s body.
About a week after his one night stand with Sir M, Jensen walked into the studio shyly, it was his first time here. He’d been curious about pole dancing ever since that girl had told him how well he’d done. 
“Shoes off please!” The teacher, Jaz, behind the desk said sharply. “No outside shoes on the studio floor. Please sign this waiver and set your yoga mat down next to one of the poles.” 
Jensen ended up loving pole dancing, going to class three times a week in between his college classes and working a part time job. One day after class, about six months later, Jaz called his name as he was walking out the door. 
“Yeah?” He said, walking over to her, his bag slung over his shoulder and a yoga mat in his hands. 
“You’re still pretty new, but I know you like to go to Frenzy every so often. They get a lot of their talent from this studio and they’re holding closed auditions for a new male act. I was wondering if you wanted to audition? You’re one of my only male students and I think I have just the song for you.” 
Jensen stood there for a moment, his mouth hanging open. 
“Oh, I don’t know,” He said eventually, “I mainly do this for fun-”
“Strippers there, especially males, make upwards of $500 a night.” 
That was more than Jensen was making now, way more. He thought for a few moments, then relented. 
“Let me know what to do.” 
Three Saturdays in a row, he practiced one on one for three hours with Jaz. On the fourth Saturday, they ran through the entire routine twice. Jensen was sore, tired, and out of breath. 
“You’re ready,” Jaz said excitedly. “I think you’ll take the job easy.” 
“You… Sure?” Jensen said between gulps of air. 
“I’m damn sure. You’ll knock ‘em dead this afternoon!” She gave Jensen a quick hug and began to ready the studio for her next class. “Make sure you drink plenty of water-”
“And eat plenty of protein,” Jensen finished, rolling his eyes in mock annoyance. “I know.” 
That afternoon, Jensen arrived outside Frenzy at 1:30. Auditions started at 2. He showed his paperwork to the bouncer at the door and was let in. The place was a little unnerving when it was mostly empty and the lights were all on. He made his way towards the Rave Hall and saw a check-in table. He walked up to the two women. One looked up as he approached.
“Here for an interview for the bouncer positions?” She asked. 
“Uh.. no,” he said, caught slightly off guard. “I have an audition for pole dancing.” 
“Oh,” she said, surprised. “Sorry! Um, name?” 
“Ackles,” He said. 
“Got it. Locker rooms are that way,” She pointed. “Follow the signs. They’re still doing female auditions, so they may be running slightly late. Do you have a song?” 
“Yeah,” he handed over a CD with his name and audition number on it, then made his way to the locker rooms. 
As he got dressed, his nerves started to send butterflies to his stomach. He pulled on a pair of tight black cycling shorts and a plain black t-shirt. He had decided to go barefoot for this audition. From the information he had received, there would be a panel of judges and they would ask him a few questions before he danced. Jensen noticed as he waited for his name to be called that most people were doing slow and sensual songs, sometimes even emo. This made him slightly more nervous since Jaz had chosen a fast song for him. 
“Next up is Ackles! Ackles to the stage!” 
Jensen took a deep breath and then stepped out of the curtain onto the stage. He stood next to the pole and blanched slightly. It seemed like most of the auditioners were staying in the room after they’d auditioned to see the rest of the performers. Jensen only saw three other men in the audience. Then he looked at the panel of judges. Two men and a woman sat there. 
The man in the middle had electric blue eyes. Electric blue eyes that made Jensen feel as though he could see right through him. Electric blue eyes that Jensen recognized. Sir M. It knocked the breath clean out of him. 
“You used your real name?” The bearded man asked, rolling his eyes. “What’s your stage name?” 
“I..I don’t have one,” Jensen stuttered, shrugging. 
“Oh boy,” he said in annoyance. “Any tattoo-”
“Red Stud,” the blue eyed man interrupted. 
“What?” the bearded man snapped. “Collins, are you in-”
“No, I’m just giving him a stage name. Red hair and just look at those muscles! Yummy.” 
“Red Stud, I guess it works,” The man turned back to Jensen. “Tattoos?” 
“N-No,” Jensen sputtered, he started to think this had been a mistake. He grabbed the pole, noticing it was on spin. He could do the routine either way, but doing it on spin was harder. 
“Why do you want this job?” The woman asked, speaking for the first time. 
“I love to dance,” Jensen said smoothly, he was aware his voice had become more even and slightly huskier. “I can dance, and I want to make money doing what I love.” 
“Well, I think we’d love to see!” Sir M clapped his hands together. “Go on.”  
I saw him dancin' there by the record machine
I knew he must a been about seventeen
The beat was goin' strong
Playin' my favorite song
And I could tell it wouldn't be long
'Til he was with me, yeah, me
And I could tell it wouldn't be long
'Til he was with me, yeah, me, singin'
As soon as the music started,  Jensen felt right at home. As if he were back in the studio practicing with Jaz. The loud guitar strums and drum set blasted through the speakers and Jensen opened “I Love Rock N’ Roll” by flexing his biceps, rolling his hips, and showing off his muscles, visible even under the t-shirt, to the various parts of the room. People started clapping along with the beat. When the lyrics started, he climbed the pole to the top, stopping at the end of each line to do various hangs to show off his strength, flowing with the hard rock. 
I love rock n' roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n' roll
So come and take your time and dance with me
Ow
Once he reached the top of the pole, the chorus started and Jensen folded over and around the pole, holding an attitude position before quickly hip-switching to a sundial. He pulled up and inverted into a Fang, spinning quickly with the music before doing a cartwheel dismount. 
He smiled, so I got up and asked for his name
"That don't matter", he said, "'cause it's all the same"
I said, "Can I take you home where we can be alone?"
And next we were movin' on
He was with me, yeah, me
Next we were movin' on
He was with me, yeah, me singin'
He pole walked once, before unveiling his next climb. Jaz had spent the majority of their first session teaching him this complex no legs, hand-over-hand climb until Jensen could do it perfectly without falling. Jensen was surprised to hear cheers. He climbed, doing a pull up at the end of each line of music until he was at the top of the pole again. He quickly maneuvered into a cross-legged sit so his arms were free.
I love rock n' roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n' roll
So come and take your time and dance with me
Ow
Jensen tore his shirt in half splitting it down his chest, then took it off and flung it at the blue eyed judge. He then inverted into a crucifix and nose dived down the pole. Jensen gracefully dismounted as the music faded. He took a bow to the cheering audience before turning his attention towards the judges. Jensen became all too aware of the sheen of sweat covering his face and chest and felt his cheeks reddening - it had nothing to do with the workout he’d just done and everything to do with Sir M staring at him. 
“I...I thought Jaz said you were new to pole dancing,” the woman said in awe. 
“I mean, I’ve only been pole dancing for about six months,” Jensen responded, shrugging. “Should I go?” 
“Can you dance like that tonight?” Sir M asked, his voice deep and vibrating. 
“I- What?” 
“Can. You. Dance. Like that. Tonight?” He asked again, more slowly, like Jensen was hard of hearing. 
“I’d need a new black t-shirt… but yeah, I can,” Jensen felt even more blood rushing to his face. 
“Then the job is yours. You’re on at midnight,” the bearded man said. “Be here no later than 11.”
As he was walking out, he heard his name called. Turning, he was shocked to see Jared. 
“Since when do you dance?” 
“Six months or so,” Jensen said, looking away from Jared. 
“Dude, you’re insanely good!”
“Uh...Thanks. Why are you here?” 
“Got hired as a bouncer!” He said excitedly. 
“Dude, that’s awesome!” Jensen exclaimed. “I gotta go call Jazzy and tell her I got the dance slot and then get ready for tonight.” 
“I’ll see you tonight! It’s my first night too.” 
Jensen was able to meet most of the other dancers that night in the locker room. It turned out that there were only three other male dancers, so everyone shared one locker room. A girl came up to Jensen. She was dressed in a red thong and red corset. She had blonde hair that was curled in large spirals. He recognized her as the female judge from earlier. 
“Hi, Red,” She said, smacking some gum and winking at him. 
“Hey,” He nodded. 
“Come on, I’m gonna show you the ropes and rules. I’m Cherie by the way. So, tonight. They’re just going to have you open the Rave with your routine, but people will still throw tips at you. Each of us also has a jar at the bar where people can place tips, too. Don’t forget to empty it before you leave for the night. If you have any problems with patrons on the floor, grab one of the bouncers. After a couple weeks, you might do some dancing for tips, or they might have you out on the floor to do lap dances and such. I dunno, Mish will let you know.” 
“‘Mish?’” Jensen asked. 
“Misha Collins?” She looked at him incredulously. “Big blue eyes, stubbled jaw, orgasm inducing voice?” 
“Oh, him.” 
“Yeah, him. Let's get some makeup on you.”
Jensen fidgeted as midnight approached. His butterflies were even bigger now and he worried he’d mess up the entire routine. As the acts neared his, the music got faster. Cherie was just before him in the lineup, her song started, ‘Cherry Pie’ by Warrant. Jensen warmed his body and put grip aid on his hands. Cherie came through the curtain. She had removed the corset during her act and was down to her red thong and pasties. 
“Good luck, Red,” She winked at him. 
He swallowed hard and entered the stage through the curtain. A few whistles met him. 
“Please welcome to the stage, our newest dancer. His debut performance right here, right now! RED STUD!” the emcee announced. 
‘I Love Rock N’ Roll’ started and Jensen began his routine. He only slipped once and it was barely noticeable. Cheers and applause met him and he bowed. Then, he quickly picked up the cash tips that had been tossed onstage and exited. He’d made nearly $250 from tips he’d picked up off the stage.
Jensen made his way to the bar after he put on another black shirt from his locker. The lights shut off completely and black light turned on. Glow sticks lit up the room. A thumping bass beat blared through the speaker. Jensen sat down at the bar in an open seat and waited for the bartender to see him. The bartender came over to him. 
“What can I get ya?” He yelled over the thick bass beat. 
“Shot of whiskey!” He yelled back. As he went to hand over a ten, a hand caught him. Jensen turned to see Misha standing right next to him. He was wearing a red t-shirt that was a size too small and stretched dangerously over his shoulders. Up close, Jensen was able to see just how handsome the man- Misha- really was. 
“On the house!” He yelled to the bartender. “And make it two!” 
Jensen and Misha tapped glasses and took the shots together. After four more shots each, Jensen was feeling much more free and relaxed. Misha tapped his hand against his shoulder. 
“Come with me!” He yelled. 
Misha dragged Jensen into the Rave and they began to dance together. After the second song they were both drenched in sweat and the alcohol was really hitting Jensen’s head. He hadn’t eaten anything in a few hours. Misha raised his hand to his mouth and swallowed. Then raised his hand to his mouth again. This time he grabbed Jensen’s face and began kissing him. Jensen opened his mouth in surprise and Misha shoved his tongue in and Jensen felt a small pill. Guessing what it was, he swallowed and continued to make out with Misha. 
Within ten minutes, the drug was taking effect. Jensen began to feel remarkably loose, happy and floaty. Misha was grinding against his ass and Jensen didn’t mind one bit. The music thrummed heavily through his head, his heart speeding up to match the rapid music. The bass beat dropped and Misha was reaching around palming Jensen’s half hard cock through the shorts he was wearing. His moan was lost in the music as he leaned back into Misha’s solid body. 
Then, Misha was pulling him along, through the waves of people. They reached a door on the other side and Misha pushed him through it. They were in a back hallway and Misha pushed Jensen into another room. The lights flicked on. Noise was completely silenced when the door closed but Jensen’s head pounded with the remnants of the bass line. 
“Should we be in here?” Jensen asked, eyes widening as he took in the sight of the room. It was a smaller room, but it was beautiful and dangerous. The walls were red, the carpet was plush and black. A few sex toys were scattered around and Jensen could only imagine what was in the armoire at the other side of the room. There was also a double bed in the corner behind the door. 
“It’s my private room,” Misha said. 
“A private room?” 
Misha came up behind him and began kissing and nipping at his neck. Misha grabbed the hem of Jensen’s shirt and dragged it over his head before going back to kissing his neck. Jensen moaned lightly. 
“Owning the place does have its perks,” Misha growled, his voice low and lust-filled. 
Jensen turned to face Misha and pulled the other man’s shirt off. Misha pulled Jensen over to the bed and pushed him down on it. As Misha kicked his jeans off and leaned down on top of Jensen, something clicked into place. 
“Are you a Dom?” Jensen asked. 
“You could most certainly say that,” Misha laughed. 
“I’ve never really… Except that night with you and I don’t remember everything.” 
“Well, it’s up to you, but I promise I’ll make it worth it if you stay, Boy,” the voice slipped down a few notes and Misha reached a hand into Jensen’s hair and pulled lightly. A rush of pleasure flowed through his body. Jensen moaned. “What are your limits?” 
“Nothing too crazy, I’m, uh, pretty vanilla you could say.” 
“Vanilla it is, but next time we do things my way,” Misha smirked before kissing Jensen again. Blood rushed to his face and his cock, making his brain spin. He laughed into Misha’s mouth, the feeling of euphoria enveloping him again. 
--
As Jensen began to swim into consciousness, he squeezed his eyes shut more tightly. His head was pounding, his muscles ached, his ass hurt, and his mouth was as dry as the deserts surrounding Las Vegas. Slowly, he opened his eyes and looked around the room. He had no idea where he was. The room was lit softly through thick curtains. The walls were a cool grey and matched the bedding. An unopened water bottle was sitting on the nightstand and Jensen grabbed it, cracking it open and taking a deep drink. 
“I was thinking I was going to have to come wake you up. It’s nearly five,” Misha’s voice startled Jensen, and he looked around to see Misha standing in the doorway. 
“I’d have been up at three if you hadn’t slipped me Ecstasy,” Jensen grumbled. “Where are my clothes?” 
Misha walked over to the closet and stepped inside. He threw a shirt and a pair of jeans on the bed. 
“You only had on those pole shorts when we came home,” Misha answered. “Take those. They should fit okay.” 
Jensen got out of bed and stumbled sideways. Misha caught him. He became suddenly dizzy and shut his eyes trying to clear the feeling before it made him hurl. 
“You okay?” Misha asked. 
“Just a bit dizzy… Stood up too fast,” Jensen grunted. He slowly put weight back on his legs and got dressed in Misha’s clothes. They smelled like leather and cologne. An image of Misha pushing his cock into Jensen’s mouth came to mind. 
“We should get some food in you,” Misha said. “Do you want to have dinner with me?” 
“Sure,” Jensen said, his stomach snarling at the thought. 
--
“Everything okay?” Misha asked. 
“When you said ‘have dinner’ I thought you meant a dive bar or a diner or something…”
“Oh no, Sweetness, when I dine, I dine in style.” 
“I’m not really appropriate-” Misha cut him off. 
“Nonsense. Come on.” 
The maitre’d greeted Misha by name and led them all the way to the back of the restaurant to a private booth. A waitress dropped off water, smiling at them before gliding away to the kitchen. Jensen fiddled with the menu, slightly uncomfortable. 
“What’s wrong?” Misha asked in his low, gravelly voice. 
“Just nervous,” Jensen mumbled. 
“Listen, about last night-” It was Jensen’s turn to cut off Misha. 
“I don’t regret anything.”
“Well… Good, then,” Misha said. “Are you good to go on tonight?” 
“Of course,” Jensen waved a hand at Misha.
The waitress arrived with an appetizer. 
“The usual, Sir?” She asked Misha. He nodded, then the waitress turned to Jensen, but Misha interjected. 
“Let me order for you.” It wasn’t a question. 
Jensen, shocked, nodded at him jerkily. Misha whispered into the waitresses ear and she gave him a nod before vanishing again. He turned back to Jensen, and put a hand on his scruffy face. Jensen suddenly had butterflies in his stomach again. 
“So what are you into?” Jensen blurted out the question. 
“Huh?” 
“You know, like you have a private room at Frenzy- Hell, you OWN Frenzy. You’re a Dom, you asked my limits…” Jensen trailed off. 
“I’m into things you couldn’t even dream of,” He said, darkly. Jensen shivered. It was strange, the way Misha could make him feel both scared and aroused at the same time. “But for the most part I’m into Dom/sub.”
“Like, whips and chains and ‘Master’?” Misha chuckled at the look on Jensen’s face.
“I’m more into the relationship, the power exchange, not the punishments, and I prefer to be called ‘Sir,’” He responded. “You know nothing of BDSM if you’ve just watched porn.” 
Misha began explaining the mechanics and the true BDSM scene. Jensen became much more interested, and aroused, as Misha explained the true relationship between Dominants and their submissives. He never figured this sort of scene would be up his alley, but the way Misha had made Jensen beg for release last night… 
“You’ve barely touched your food,” Misha stated. “Eat.”
Jensen did so. Misha smirked at him, his eyes were filled with lust and approval. 
“What?” He asked. 
“You absentmindedly enjoy being told what to do. I just had a very intriguing thought,” Misha said in a hushed voice. 
“What?” Jensen was even more confused. 
“Let me introduce you to being submissive. I think we’d be a good match. We like each other and damn you’re just yummy. I can’t get enough of you.” 
Jensen looked down at his mostly empty plate, his mind was hesitant, but his cock was thoroughly interested in the idea of having sex with Misha again. 
“Try it,” Misha pressed. “If you don’t like it, no harm no foul… But I think you’ll fall in love with it.” 
“Fine,” Jensen relented, telling himself he could try something new. “We should get going. I need to go home and shower. I also need to work out a little. I missed my afternoon class today.” 
“Want a ride home?” Misha asked. 
“That would be welcome,” Jensen whispered.
Jensen finally got back to Frenzy at ten pm. He opened his locker and saw a jar of tips. The jar from the bar. Jensen groaned, knowing he would probably be in trouble with the bartender for forgetting to pick them up. He then pulled his phone out of his locker to check it. He had a message from Sir M. 
I need you to open and close the dance acts next weekend. Open with a slow, sensual song for me? Then close with your regular routine. Next week you work Wednesday thru Sunday. W & Th & Sun 7p - 3a.m. Fr & Sat 7pm - 12:15 am, then you’ll join me in the Member’s Club -Sir M
He immediately texted Jazzy to find out if she could help him with a new routine. 
We can practice this week, I’ve got a good one for you. I’m here btw! To see you perform. 
That week was one of the hardest of his life. He even skipped a few classes at the college trying to get some rest between the club, school, practicing a completely new song, and texting Misha. He barely even saw Jared except at Frenzy. 
Friday evening came and Jensen was a ball of wrecked nerves. He was exhausted, but got a jolt of excitement at the thought of performing a slow song just for Misha. The emcee was beginning to announce the acts and Jensen’s whole body buzzed with nervous excitement. 
“Let’s open up with Red Stud!” The emcee yelled. 
Jensen took the stage and a few whistles broke out above the chattering crowd. He sat down in front of the pole, back pressed against it and nodded toward the emcee. “You’re the Best” by Wet played through the speakers as Jensen began to go through the choreography Jazzy taught him. It was slow and sensual, just what Misha had asked for. Most of the choreo had him on the floor, using the pole as just a prop, instead of being on it the entire time. He ended the song on the floor, in a shoulder mount with his legs split. People clapped, cheered, and whistled. Jensen collected the money on the stage and went back to the locker room, to rest and get ready for the closing act. 
After the closing act, Jensen got a t-shirt on and went out into the now Rave Room. As he approached the bar, he saw Misha talking to a few patrons. One girl was draped over his shoulder and a hotness spread through Jensen’s body. Jealousy. They had never said they’d be exclusive, Jensen reasoned, but he still wanted to toss the girl into what was now becoming a mosh pit. 
He grabbed a couple shots from the bartender, downing one right after the other. His eyes were trained on Misha at the other end of the bar, the jealousy burning through his veins, just like the whiskey he’d shot down. He finally shoved himself from the bar, deciding he could play the same game. He disappeared into the rave to find a partner for the evening. 
As he was grinding with a stranger, he felt a hand fist the back of his shirt and yanked him back. Jensen was shocked, he looked around and saw Misha was the one who had his shirt. He was surprised at the roughness and then saw the look on Misha’s face. 
His jaw was clenched and eyes were narrowed in anger. There was fury written into his face. He caught Misha’s eye for just a moment and saw only rage in the flashing blue. Misha shoved him through the same door as last weekend and into his private room. 
“Think you’re funny?!” Misha spat as all other sound was drowned out. Jensen opened his mouth but a single flash of Misha’s eyes and his voice died in his throat. “Grinding on some stranger right in front of ME? You’re mine!” 
Something strange happened at Misha’s words. He was slightly scared, very much confused and then a shooting feeling of arousal coiled through his belly. Jensen found his voice. 
“You had women all over you at the bar! We never said we were exclusive,” He strained his voice to keep it level. 
“I wasn’t the one out on the dance floor practically having sex!” 
“You were last weekend!” Jensen cried, aware that his words were making less sense. 
“You’re MINE, Boy!” Misha barked. The arousal came back, harder and stronger than before. 
“Promise?” Jensen breathed. 
Anger melted from Misha’s face. He looked confused, then a grin broke across his face. 
“What?” Jensen snapped, but the anger was melting completely and being taken over by desire. 
“You liked it.” 
“Liked what?” 
“Being called names. When I called you ‘boy’ I saw your cock jump in those tight shorts. You like being humiliated,” Misha looked at him fondly. “I’ll tuck away that information for later.”
They ended the night a lot happier than it had started, the fight completely forgotten, like the clothes all over the floor. 
--
Jensen was sitting at Misha’s kitchen table. A laptop, books, notebooks and folders were spread out around him. Jensen had his forehead pressed to the cool wood. He’d spent the better part of three hours trying to write a paper for his english class. What does each room color symbolize in Mask of the Red Death? Discuss. Jensen then thought of the two ten-page papers due at the end of the semester. A Topic of Your Choosing Using Compare and Contrasting Methods and How are American Ideals Still Relevant in Today’s Day and Age? 
He groaned and lifted his head up. He found Misha standing against the counter to his right. Misha was wearing a suit, crisply ironed, with a khaki top coat over it. From the looks of it, Jensen figured it was probably cashmere. 
“Looks like a tornado came through,” He indicated the mess on the table. 
“More like a typhoon. I’m drowning in this.” 
“I wanted to talk to you about some things, but it can wait if you’re too busy.”
“Please, I could use a break from this.” 
“Now that we’re going to delve into this relationship, I want to lay out a couple rules for you to follow,” Misha sat down at the table and looked at Jensen seriously. Jensen nodded. “Number One, you call me ‘Sir.’ Number Two, you don’t cum unless I say so. Number Three, do not lie to me, EVER. And Number Four, is this.”
He took a small, leather-bound book from the inside of his topcoat and set it in front of Jensen. Upon further inspection, it was a journal with lined pages. Jensen cocked an eyebrow at Misha. 
“I want you to keep a journal. At least one page per day, more if you feel like it. On the first page,” Misha flipped the book open, “I’ve written some prompts I’d like you to start off writing about, so we can hone and mold our relationship together.” 
“So, I’m drowning in homework… And you give me more?” Jensen said, indicating the haphazard papers that littered the table. 
“I guess so, yeah. Got a problem with that, Boy?” Misha’s voice dipped into a commanding voice. 
“No,” Jensen responded. 
“No, what?” Misha’s voice dripped with venom.
“Uh, no, Sir,” Jensen looked down at the table. 
“Failure to follow my rules will result in punishment, and trust me, punishment does not equal pleasure.” 
“Yes, Sir,” Jensen said, nodding his understanding. 
“That’s my good slut,” Misha said, patting his hair. Misha and Jensen had found out fairly quickly that the pet name turned Jensen on to no end and Jensen felt a swell of happiness each time Misha used it. “I have a meeting. Be good.” 
As Misha left, Jensen looked at the table. He rolled his eyes in frustration and grabbed the journal. Opening it to the first page, he saw Misha’s handwriting. It was slanted, neat, almost calligraphy
What are your likes and dislikes in the bedroom? Discuss. 
How are you currently feeling about our relationship? Write this subject weekly
What do you want from a sexual partner?
What do you need from a sexual partner?
There was a hard line penned into the page
Only Jensen may write, unless he gives permission for me to respond. 
This is Jensen’s safe space to write what he needs.
Jensen will never be judged for what is written. 
Jensen looked between the journal and the three college papers he was working on. He groaned and pulled the laptop towards himself, deciding to write a little more about Mask of the Red Death before trying to fill out his journal. 
The first room is blue, which symbolizes Poe’s own depression…
“You know, maybe he just liked the color blue!” Jensen yelled at the empty house. He tossed The Works of Edgar Allan Poe across the kitchen. 
I’m honestly not sure how I feel about the relationship with Sir. I’ve barely met him but I feel like I’ve known him for a long time. I’m nervous and scared, but also aroused…
Jensen felt extremely weird writing in the journal at first, but once he got the first few sentences out, a bunch more were written. He ended up with three pages. By the time Jensen finished his journal as well as the Poe paper, it was nearing 5 pm. Jensen stood and stretched. It was Monday, so he didn’t have work and he didn’t have class: college or pole. 
He felt like he hadn’t seen Jared in forever. At least, the last time he saw Jared outside of work or school. They never really had time to talk while busy studying and working. Jensen texted Jared. 
Where are you?
Video Games was the response. 
Jensen was getting ready to head over to his apartment when a thought struck him. He quickly texted Misha.
I’m going over to the apartment to hang with Jared. 
Home by 2am came only a few seconds later. Jensen set an alarm on his phone to go off at 1. 
Jensen had only been by the apartment a couple times in the last two weeks and that was only to grab some clothes, his toothbrush, and school things. Jared hadn’t been home. He was splayed across the couch, playing COD. Jensen grabbed a controller and joined the game. As they played, he couldn’t help but feel a sort of tension between them. After about half an hour, Jared shut the game off. 
“Drink?” Jared asked stiffly. 
“I’m gonna drive back to Misha’s later,” Jensen said. “Is something up?” 
Jared finished his own beer and grabbed another one from the fridge. He scoffed. 
“What?” Jensen pressed. 
“You know, dude,” said Jared, turning to him. “I don’t even know what to say. You get this job at Frenzy, end up in the back room WITH THE OWNER, and then disappear for three weeks. What the fuck, Man?” 
“It’s not like that-” Jensen started before Jared cut him off. 
“That’s how it looks from my angle! You’ve never been that kind of whore! Tell me, is it true? Are you Collins’ new bitch? I have never known you to sleep with a partner more than once, but now that it’s some rich dude...” 
“I didn’t mean for it to happen,” Jensen tried to explain, but he realized Jared must have been drinking most of the day; he wasn’t usually this hurtful. “What?” Jensen was taken aback as he comprehended the last sentence. 
“That’s what I heard. That’s what everyone at Frenzy is talking about. You hopping in bed with the owner. Man, I knew you liked to sleep around but this...” 
“Jared, I’m sorry, dude. Let me explai-”
“Explain what? Just answer the question, Jensen!” Jared yelled. 
“We’re in a relationsh-” Jensen started to yell. 
“It’s been three weeks and you’re basically moved in with him! Do you know how worried I’ve been? I would’ve called the cops if I hadn’t seen you at Frenzy!” 
“I’m fine, Jared! What? Can’t bear me actually being happy?!” 
“You’re a goddamn idiot! You have no idea what this guy’s intentions are! Sure, we’ve all done one night stands, but this… This is a whole new level, even for you,” Jared had gotten right into Jensen’s face. Jensen didn’t back down. The hurt was pumping through his body and he stabbed Jared right where it hurt. 
“You’re the one who almost killed yourself over Gen leaving you!” Jensen shoved Jared hard. He didn’t react fast enough to the fist that connected to the side of his head. 
“Get. The fuck. Out,” Jared snarled. 
Jensen had to sit in his car for fifteen minutes before the dizziness finally passed enough for him to drive to Misha’s...To home. When he pulled into the driveway, he could see the lamp on in Misha’s bedroom. He felt relief at the sight, not wanting to be alone after his fight with Jared. He let himself in the house and went down the hall to Misha’s room. He hesitated for a few seconds before knocking on the door. 
“Enter,” Came a distracted response. 
Misha was propped against the headboard, wearing only his boxers. He was reading Things Fall Apart by an author whose name Jensen couldn’t begin to pronounce. He felt that, in a way. That his life was falling apart around him. The room began to blur and shift and Jensen clenched his hands at his side. It had been a long time since something like this had happened. His head began to buzz loudly, like angry bees. 
“Jensen?” 
The room began to come back into focus, but then thoughts of the night and the last month of his life overwhelmed him and the room spun wildly, his heart raced, and tears fell from his eyes. Misha was at his side, steadying him. 
“I need. My medicine,” Jensen was almost hyperventilating. “In my bag.”
Jensen curled up on the floor, holding himself until Misha came back with a prescription bottle. He popped it open and handed Jensen one pill. When shaking hands, Jensen put the pill into his mouth and swallowed. It would take about ten minutes for the effect to settle in and calm him down. With arms stronger than Jensen imagined, Misha scooped him up and set him down in the large bed. 
“Shh, just breathe,” Misha soothed. 
As time passed, Jensen felt his heartbeat begin to slow and his breathing evened out. He became aware of Misha holding him with one arm, the other carding through his hair. The feeling was soothing, comforting. When he felt he could, Jensen sat up and faced Misha. 
“Panic attack?” 
Jensen nodded. 
“That may have been something you should have told me about.” 
“I haven’t had one for two years,” Jensen whispered. 
“Did it have something to do with the bruise that’s darkening on your face?” 
“I had a fight with Jared,” He explained. 
“Obviously. What about?” 
“This. Us,” Jensen said, apologetically. “I should go lay down. The medicine makes me insanely tired.”
“Stay. I want to keep my eye on you.”
Jensen hadn’t stayed the night in Misha’s bed since their second night together. Jensen felt a swoop of anxiety, but then Misha brought a hand to his face, and it melted away. He leaned into Misha’s touch. 
After a moment, Misha got out of bed and beckoned Jensen to do the same. He set the book carefully on the nightstand and pulled the covers back. He indicated to Jensen to get into bed, then slid in after him. 
“Why do you have panic attacks?” Misha asked. 
“When I was little, and my Mom and Dad were still together, they fought, like, all the time. Downright screaming matches. Their fighting started causing panic attacks. So, now whenever there’s arguing it can cause an attack.”
“I guess the fight just really affected me. I shouldn’t have said some things,” Jensen sighed deeply. 
“We’ll have to be careful. Everything will be okay,” Misha soothed.
The light clicked off and Misha spooned Jensen, his arm wrapped around his waist comforting him. Jensen pushed himself back into Misha’s chest and within minutes, the exhaustion from the day as well as the medicine pulled him into sleep. 
Jensen woke the next morning, groggy and feeling like his head was too heavy to lift. He was alone in Misha’s bed. Slowly, he sat up. He noticed a small piece of paper on the nightstand on top of the book that Misha had been reading. He grabbed it. 
I will be in my office when you wake, taking care of some work. Eat some eggs and toast and meet me when you’re through. -Sir
Jensen went to the guest room he’d been calling his own. He slipped into the bathroom attached and did his morning routine. He then made his way to the kitchen, wishing he knew where Misha kept the Tylenol. 
As Jensen ate breakfast, he scrolled through his phone lazily. The group chat he was in with the other guys and girls had blown up the previous night. Jensen scrolled through quickly, getting the gist of what had been discussed. He paused, however, when the chat shifted.
Cherie: It’s almost Mish’s Birthday y’all. What are we doing this year? Another showcase? 
Brad: Maybe, he never gets tired of watching us dance. 
Ariel: What if we did a choreographed routine with all of us? We could do it on the weekend of his birthday.
Michelle: Ooo I like that. Unless @Red Stud has a better idea? 
Brad: That’s a good idea. Everyone meet at noon at Frenzy tomorrow. Come with song ideas. 
Cherie: Great idea! See everyone then?
Shit. It was almost eleven now. He quickly finished breakfast and packed a bag. Then he went to Misha’s office. Jensen knocked on the open door. 
“Enter,” Came a reply. 
Misha was sitting behind a large carved desk, looking through a stack of papers. He glanced up at Jensen. 
“Where are you off too?” Misha asked. 
“Uhh,” Jensen hesitated, not knowing if the birthday party was a surprise. 
“Don’t lie to me,” Misha reminded him suddenly, fixing him with a blue-eyed stare that seemed to read his mind. 
“Okay, I’m meeting the other girls and guys at Frenzy-”
“Ah, yes. My birthday,” Misha rolled his eyes. “Anyway, I just wanted to give you this and ask you to fill it out. I’m filling one out, too. We will compare them and make necessary changes before signing.” 
Misha slid a thick packet towards Jensen. He walked to the desk and picked it up. Standard D/s Contract - Misha Collins was the title. Jensen felt his cheeks heat up. 
“Okay,” Jensen said, slipping the contract into his gym bag. 
“Okay what?” Misha snit.
“Sorry. Yes, Sir,” He amended. Jensen walked around the desk, so he was directly next to Misha, who had gone back to his report. He gave Misha a soft kiss on the cheek which he accepted. 
“Tell the girls and boys not to worry too much. I think I’ll be getting exactly what I want for my birthday already,” Misha threw him a quick, dirty look. 
“Yes, Sir.”
“Be good, Slut.” 
Jensen closed his eyes for a moment, letting the heat pool in his belly. Then, he left to get to Frenzy. He seemed to be the first one there, surprisingly. He changed, then warmed himself up quickly. He walked out to the stage and placed his phone off to the side, hitting the “Play” Button on the song he wanted. The slow guitar started and Jensen began swaying his body to the music, body rolling on the pole, doing slow spins. 
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am home again
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am whole again
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am young again
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am fun again
“I think Red should do the choreography!” He heard the yell, it startled him and he lost grip on the pole, landing painfully on his elbow. 
“I have no idea how to do choreography,” Jensen said tersely, sitting up and rubbing his aching elbow. He looked around and saw Brad, Cherie, and Michelle, who seemed to be the one who’d yelled. 
“Yes, you do,” Cherie said. “I know you can. Just by watching that performance, I know you can.”
Everyone filtered in and then Cherie called for silence. 
“I think Red should do choreo,” Michelle said again. 
“All in favor?” Cherie asked. Everyone except Jensen yelled ‘Aye!’ 
Jensen groaned. 
“Now, what song should we do? Fast or slow?” 
“Slow,” Jensen said. “I’m a lot better at slow choreo. Jazzy’s the one who usually choreographs for me.” 
It took nearly an hour before they’d settled on a song. Jensen huffed, it wasn’t a very slow song, but he could work with it. 
“Give me a half hour to figure out what we’re doing,” He grumbled, grabbing a pad of paper from behind the bar. 
Jensen played Breathe on Me at least five times, stopping and starting and writing the choreography on the pad. He called Cherie over and went through it with her. That way she could teach group one and he could teach group two. After about two hours, Jensen called it quits for the day. 
After a long shower, Jensen settled down at the kitchen table to do his homework and try to go through the large contract Misha had given him that morning. He’d gotten his english paper done, his journal written in, and was just staring at the front page of the contract when Misha arrived. 
“Slut,” He greeted, flashing a smile his way. 
“Sir,” Jensen nodded at him, a smile spreading across his face. 
“I’ll be in my room. Have fun.”
“Yes, Sir.” 
Jensen, in his limited free time, had been doing a lot of research into proper BDSM etiquette and rules. As Jensen read through the contract, filling in the blanks, he was all too aware of his cock hardening. He palmed himself as he went through the listed kinks and fetishes and circled ones he’d be willing to try. One line of the contract kept playing through his mind.
Above all, the primary duty of this submissive is to please.
Jensen grinned to himself. He had a sudden idea, and it sent warm heat through his body as his heart sped up. He hoped this would work, because if not, he’d be having a hard time following Misha’s rule not to cum without permission. 
He walked down the hallway, his heart pounding in his chest. The door to Misha’s room was open and Jensen dropped to his knees just outside the threshold. He put his hands on his thighs and bowed his head, closing his eyes. He’d seen this pose on a website as one of the accepted sub poses. He itched to call out, call attention to himself, but he pushed the urge down, stubbornly. Jensen waited. 
A calmness washed over him. His breathing and heartbeat slowed, the thought of pleasing Misha helped him ignore the numbness in his knees. Finally, Jensen heard an intake of breath and the swish of sheets rubbing against pajama pants. Jensen kept still, unmoving. He fought the urge to snap his head up. To meet those blue eyes that could read his mind. 
“How long have you been here?” Jensen couldn’t help the shiver that ran through his body at the soft, loving tone. Misha was right next to him. A hand rested on Jensen’s head. Jensen leaned slightly into the touch before remembering to keep his pose. Words were lost to him. 
“Speak,” Misha’s voice was still soft, but had an authoritative tone that Jensen couldn’t ignore. 
“I don’t know,” He answered honestly. It could have been five minutes or three hours. The time had melted away, had become meaningless. 
“What do you need?” Misha asked. 
“To please you,” spilled from his mouth. 
“Good Slut.” 
A sense of pride swelled inside him and a jolt of arousal coursed through his cock. 
“Crawl in here and take your position,” Misha guided him to an open space in the bedroom. 
When Jensen had resumed his pose, he listened intently, trying to figure out where Misha was and what he was doing. Misha’s hand curled into his hair, lifting his head. Jensen struggled to keep his eyes closed, but his lips parted slightly as his breathing quickened. The soft, velvety head of Misha’s cock brushed lightly against his lips. A shiver went down his spine. Sure, he’d sucked guys off before, even Misha, but never like this. 
“Is this what you want?” Misha asked, his voice low and growly. 
“Yes, Sir,” Jensen whispered. 
PART 2
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always-there · 3 years ago
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About consent
OK guys, buckle up, because today's topic is depressing as hell.
Today I'm gonna talk about consent. I usually ponder about this while I cook, in the shower, late at night when I'm applying all my learned hypnosis techniques to force myself to sleep.
I was never taught about consent. All I had going for me was the classic "Rape is bad, avoid rape" chant the world of the 90's society thought was enough. All I saw were girls being advised to not dress like sluts and avoid being provocative in public. I got a good couple of different versions of that, mind you, as I grew up in a conservative Catholic school.
Nobody told us about the universe of potential situations contained within that fucking "Rape is bad, avoid rape". We thought rape happened when a man forced himself on a woman that was actively trying to resist him.
Black and white. No grey areas. Pretty simple.
I was fine with that. I was even judgmental towards victims, once I saw how they were dressed when they were attacked. Or if they were drunk or walking by themselves on areas widely known to be dangerous.
And then I grew up, entered the nasty-ass world of adults, and the Universe took pains to kick my ass in so many ways during 30 years that have finally lead to this post today.
So, I'm a list person. I like making lists. So here goes my one and only...
CONSENT LIST
• Dudes get raped too. Yeah. I know it's basic, but I scoffed at the concept for years. I know many people who still do. Dudes get raped too, get it into your mind. And no, it doesn't happen when they are effeminate weaklings. No. Any man can get raped. And they deserve to be treated as proper victims, with respect and compassion. The few times I've seen testimonies of male rape survivors, they reported even the police was skeptical or treating them like pussies or jokes.
• If your partner is sleeping, it's not consent. No, I don't give a fuck if you guys have been together for 20 years. No, I don't give a fuck if they wake up in the middle of it and decide to continue. I don't even give a fuck if they say they like it. If you touch, penetrate, make whatever sexual advance on a sleeping person, you are raping them. Any unconscious person is unable to give consent.
• If you're in the middle of it, having a good time, and suddenly your partner wants to stop... guess what, it's time to stop. You don't stop? You ask them to hang in there for just a while more until you're done? You power through it? Yeah, no. That's not consent, buddy.
• If you're ABOUT to do it, and the foreplay was great, and they were so into it, but when the time comes to actually go all the way, they change their mind... time to go home. Or put on a movie, or do whatever the fuck you want that is not forcing or trying to persuade your partner to go on.
• Subtle denial is a big-ass NO as well. They have a headache? Leave it. They are tired? Leave it. They have to wake up early the next day? Leave it. They fear a phantom clown is gonna haunt the bed if they indulge in intercourse that night? Leave-it. Don't persuade your partner to have sex if they don't feel like it. You know why? Because they DON'T want to have sex. Persuading or wearing someone down to say yes is not consent. It's pressure. Which takes us to the next bullet...
• If you insist that YES always means YES just like NO always means NO, I will smack you in the head with a frozen lamb leg. YES can be induced. Can be pressured. You can actually intimidate, scare, threaten and bully a person into saying yes. Maybe they are not ready. Maybe they are not sure about the relationship. Maybe they are not feeling well. Maybe they are fucking scared of you. It doesn't matter. If you have to lobby for it, leave it. You're being a creep.
• Drunk people. Good God. I can't believe this has to be an item. Leave drunk people alone! And I don't even mean passed-out drunk, I mean intoxicated but still dancing people, still talking people, I even mean, yes, dizzy or tipsy people. A person under the influence is not able to consent. Why do you think we drink, why do we call it a social lubricant, and other funny jabs? Because alcohol fights the restraint and common sense we'd had otherwise. It's a fun way to loosen up and get relaxed, but if someone has been drinking, don't hunt them for sex. I can't believe the number of movies and series that broadcast dudes trying to hit on drunk women. It still happens today, and not in a Law and Order episode, in your common everyday rom-com. This applies to every person under the influence of whatever substance they took that clouds their judgment.
And no, I won't hear it. They didn't put themselves in a position of danger. You are the danger, a threat that should not exist in the first place.
• So far so good, right? Well, tell me what you think about this. Let's say your partner doesn't want to have kids. And you do want them, for whatever reason. So, what do you do?
You mess with their birth control. Or you lie about you taking birth control. Or you lie about using a condom, or about the physical integrity and expiration date of said condom. Bam, presto manifesto, a bun in the oven.
That is fucking rape. And if you still need to ask why, because for whatever reason that was not creepy enough for you, I'll spell it out. It's rape, because the other person did not consent to that.
And now, if you still don't feel the need to go and take a shower until December, I have yet another list.
Are you in doubt? Are you not sure you are a rapist or not? Worry not! Below you'll find a funny little questionnaire ready for you to clear your mind and heart:
CAN I RAPE SOMEONE IF...
• ...they are dressing provocatively?
Answer: They could be walking down the busiest street of the city during rush hour completely naked and with a big, red silk bow on their ass, and still, nothing in the fucking world gives you the right to touch them. You are not entitled to another person's body because of what they choose to wear.
• ...we are dating?
Answer: Not if you are dating, not if you are married, not if the zombie apocalypse finally wiped out humanity and God himself descends from Heaven to pronounce you Adam & Eve 2.0 and gives you the task to repopulate the world. Dating only means you two are seeing each other on a regular basis for fun or to explore the possibility of a future together. It doesn't mean that your partner's body becomes your property, ergo, you have no rights whatsoever over it.
• ...they are seducing me?
Answer: Half of the time, nobody was seducing you, genius. If I have to hear another anecdote of how a bartender or barista o waitperson were throwing themselves on someone, I will barf in my own mouth. Servers are required to be nice, it's on their job description. But anyway, let's say for the sake of argument that yeah, they are indeed seducing you: no. Showing interest in someone is not an invitation to fuck, nor a provocation to fuck, so let things go their way and don't be a creepy jackass.
• ...I have done nice things for them?
This one I actually heard from a former, and I can't emphasize the former enough, friend. Their case was something along the lines of, I took her to dinner and a movie, later coffee and dessert, and one other lame activity I can't remember (probably drinks), paid for everything, took her home on my car... and then she refused to let me go upstairs!
Dude. Duuuuuude. And dudettes too, of course. No. If you want to get your money's worth, go to a proper sex worker, who will charge you accordingly for their services. Don't expect the other person to feel obligated to pay you with their body just because you fed them and threw a movie ticket in the package!
I had one friend go on a date with a guy. The date didn't work out, so they went their separate ways... until the guy showed up on her doorstep asking her to reimburse him for coffee and a donut. I shit you not. She was so dumbfounded she actually paid him back so he would leave, and I'm glad she did, because that, my friend, is rapist material on the making.
• ...they are a sex worker?
Answer: No, you creepy freak, absolutely not. Every single point I mentioned above applies to every human being on the planet and active or inactive Space stations. You cannot force yourself on anyone, you cannot violate consent ever. It doesn't matter if you're fooling around with the biblical whores of Babylon or the entire cast of Full Monty after a round of the blue pill. Consent protects everyone, no matter what they do for a living.
I'm so happy that all these points are not gonna be news for most of you. Awareness is spreading and the new generations are taught about consent since they are little kids. My generation, and most of all my generation in my country, dominated by a traditional patriarchal society, heard nothing of it. "Rape is bad, avoid rape" was taught mostly as a warning tale for girls. It was the girls' responsibility to prevent rape. Don't walk alone at night. Don't use slutty clothes. Don't be provocative towards men. Don't drink too much. Don't stare too much. Don't go to non-respectable places. Don't put yourself in danger.
I think things would significantly change if the song was played differently. Don't teach girls how to prevent rape. Don't teach boys that rape is bad and that "real men" don't need it.
Teach everyone about consent. Rape is only one of the grim consequences of violating consent. There are thousands of different traumatizing situations that could be avoided if we only respected consent all the time, if we were taught about healthy boundaries and personal integrity since kids.
But hey, we're getting there. I hope. I wish.
• Disclaimer: actually, I think disclaimers like this should not be needed, but still. In case you feel the urge of accusing me of speaking from theory... nope. I speak from experience. Personal experience. Experience I wish I didn't have, and that I had a very hard time harvesting to learn and become stronger. So yeah. Shut the fuck up, go out there and respect the shit out of people.
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ehstarwar · 4 years ago
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flesh stays no farther reason (1/6)
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Great, she thinks, another horny creep trying to entice young women to hop into bed with them for roughly 30 seconds.
She reads the post anyways.
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Five times Ben looks for Rey and the one time she finds him.
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Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 5K
Read on AO3
Notes: 
my brain at 2a.m., assuring me that it'll be a one-shot: for the lady, perhaps a salad?
me, 5,000+ words in and only on their first meeting: [chuckling] perhaps not
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what's to come is still unsure
She sees it on Reddit.
She doesn’t normally scroll through the website (certainly not subreddits like this) but she’s bored and can only take the same Buzzfeed quizzes so many times.
She’s not sure what led her to this page, how the rabbit hole of the internet made her search r/mseekingfcorusant but here she was, scrolling through the disjointed thoughts of horny guys in her area.
Posted by u/droidwrangerl88
need hot girl to bang. serious inquiries only.
Posted by u/mycumtastelikesarlacc
Any girls in the Coruscant area looking to hook up this evening? 38M seeking mid-20sF. Will split hotel bill.
Posted by u/hotbountyhunter3483
any females interested in shredded guy for an evening? willing to meet for drinks b4 hand, and will pay for ur drinks if ur hot. (943) 349-9684 ;)
Rey finds it consistently astonishing how gross and vulgar men can be when hidden behind a screen. But she is scrolling on this page out of her own free will, so it does seem a little ‘pot-calling-the-kettle-black-ish.’ Just as her finger goes to press back to the home-screen, a tiny blue bubble appears at the top of the page, indicating that there has been a new post made. Great, she thinks, another horny creep trying to entice young women to hop into bed with them for roughly 30 seconds.
She reads the post anyways.
Posted by u/KyL0_R3N
31M seeking similarly aged F for the evening of 05/17. I have an important meeting on the 18th and sex the night before proves to a good luck charm for me. Nothing too crazy or obscene, fairly vanilla to start off with, but willing to go further based on her desires.
Something in Rey clenches.
It’s by far the most eloquently phrased way of asking for sex that she’s seen thus far. He seems straightforward, which is refreshing, but she knows that the best of psychopaths are good at hiding their true intention.
She clicks to his profile.
He seems interested in pretty common threads. Cooking tips, best laundromats in Coruscant, Galaxy Battles discourse; all innocuous and nothing to indicate he would chop up whoever responds to his post. Maybe that’s why she sends him a message.
From u/R3yoflight
why not just download tinder?
everyone on tinder is looking for sex too.
She bites her lip as she presses send. It’s not the best conversation starter, she’s aware, but their semi-introduction was from him posting about wanting to have sex to preform well in a meeting. Formalities can be forgone, in this particular situation. It’s not like she’s trying to impress him either; she didn’t message him to accept is offer, just merely because she’s curious.
There’s a pang of nervousness when she hears the notification sound out that he’s responded.
From u/KyL0_R3N
There’s too much preamble on dating apps.
Also, I’m looking to have sex, not to date.
It seemed more advantageous
to be straightforward.
From u/R3yoflight
hmmmm
i guess that makes sense
(also advantageous is worth 17 points in
scrabble, so kudos)
have you gotten many interested respondents?
From u/KyL0_R3N
You’re the first.
From u/R3yoflight
who says i’m interested???
From u/KyL0_R3N
Well, you are the one who messaged me?
Also, my post has been up for only a few minutes,
so you’re the first respondent in any capacity.
From u/R3yoflight
oooohhh i feel special ☺️✨
From u/KyL0_R3N
You’ve yet to tell me if you’re interested.
Is she?
Is she really considering letting Mr. KyL0_R3N fuck her after meeting him through a publicly placed internet post and knowing next to nothing about him?
From u/R3yoflight
maybe??
idk v much abt u yet
how do i know ur not a serial killer
or that u actually are who u say u are
which u haven’t yet
said who u are, that is
From u/KyL0_R3N
I’m  31M. I work in Coruscant at a tech company.
I’m 6’3, 190lbs. I’m not a killer in any capacity.
You haven’t told me anything about yourself,
which hardly seems fair.
From u/R3yoflight
24F, 5’6, i’m not telling u my weight
i work at an auto shop downtown so i can
kick ur ass if ur lying abt not being a killer
From u/KyL0_R3N  
In order to kick my ass, we’d have to meet.
So, are you interested or not?
From u/R3yoflight
i shouldn’t be
From u/KyL0_R3N
I have the distinct feeling that you are.
Am I right?
From u/R3yoflight
...
yeah
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He tells her his name is Kylo Ren, which she thinks sounds stupid and made up, but doesn’t press him. They hammer out some more details, agreeing to meet at the bar of a swanky hotel downtown first, and if all goes well, he’ll have a room reserved for them.
When she tells him that she can’t afford to pay any of the room, he dismisses her flippantly with a quick ‘I’ll take care of it’ that makes her chest feel tight.
They don’t talk much after that, only a message from her a few days before hand, making sure the plan was still on, and an affirmative from his side. But a few hours before they’re supposed to meet up, Rey gets a notification from him. It distracts her from the task at hand (precision shaving of her legs and… other parts), causing a knick on the back of her calf.
From u/KyL0_R3N
While I don’t think that we’ll be doing
anything that would require
a safe word, I’d like to have one in case.
From u/R3yoflight
i’ve never had a safe word.
what’s a good one?
From u/KyL0_R3N
It doesn’t have to be anything special.
We can stick to a traditional scale.
Green means you’re good.
Yellow means slow down.
Red means to stop entirely.
Does that work?
From u/R3yoflight
yeah thats good
why don’t you think that we won’t be doing
anything to justify a safe word?
you planning to go easy on me 😈
From u/KyL0_R3N
That depends, sweetheart.
How far are you willing to go?
Rey thinks for a moment. She should have some hard lines set, especially since he’s a total stranger. In fact, she shouldn’t be fucking a stranger at all. But she was in this far, so she may as well go all in.
From u/R3yoflight
i’m not super into choking but a lil breath play
is okay
no extreme bondage or degradation
maybe at some point but just… not now
anything in my ass will require a lot of work
before hand bc not much has been in there.
any hard no’s 4 u?
i’m on birth control so u can come inside me
if you want
From u/KyL0_R3N
I think we should stick to no
bondage/degradation/breath play for now
I’m not super into those anyways.
I’ll keep that in mind about your ass.
Maybe nothing in my ass. For now.
That about covers my no’s.
What are some of you hard yes’s?
From u/R3yoflight
i like being taken control of, dominated, i guess
kissing is big for me but i get it if u don’t like it
also major daddy kink but that can be
controlled if its not ur thing
what do u like
From u/KyL0_R3N
Very much yes to that Daddy kink and kissing.
I lean towards dom anyway, so that should work out.
I like hickeys. Giving and receiving.
I also have pretty good stamina, just a warning.
From u/R3yoflight
i like a man with good stamina ;)
u gonna wear me out tonight? 😈
From u/KyL0_R3N
Yes. Yes I am.
-
She gets there late. Unlike every other time she runs late for something, this time is purposeful. If he gets angry with her, she’ll know to leave. And she’s counting on that. Him giving her a reason to leave. She needs it so she doesn’t do something stupider than what she’s already doing now.
But when she arrives and see’s the absolute mammoth of a man, with long-is black hair and moles and big ears, Rey just knows she’s in for it.
He stands when he sees her. Realistically she knew that 6’3 was tall, but it’s still a bit shocking to her. One of his gargantuan hands is holding a beer, the other resting on the back of the chair. She spends a second too long admiring his form, earning a knowing-but-slight smirk from him.
“You’re Kylo.” It’s an unnecessary statement, because who else could he be, but one that is said all the same.
“And you’re Rey.”
His fucking voice. It’s too beautiful to be addressing her, she’s sure of it.
“Work ran over, that’s why I’m late.” She wasn’t going to give him an excuse, but the words fall out of her mouth.
“I’m familiar with that myself. It’s no trouble, really.” He holds the chair out for her, and she gracefully takes a seat. A server comes around and takes her drink order of a club soda before scurrying off.
“Nothing to relax the nerves?” He question, taking a sip of his drink.
“I prefer to have a clear head for…” She trails off. What does this qualify as? A hook-up? A booty-call? A job interview?
“Good girl.”
Her breath stops for a moment before she remembers its necessary to survive.
“You said you work for a tech company downtown; is it close?” She asks, hoping she sounds passive.
“Not far. I need to be close for tomorrow.” He never looks away from her; it makes her sweat.
The server comes back with her drink, and Rey takes a giant gulp, just for something to preoccupy her mouth.
“You said you work for an auto shop downtown. What do you do there?” He asks, eying her hands curiously. Rey worries that he’ll realize she wasn’t actually at work if her hands aren’t greasy, so she hides them under the table.
“I’m a mechanic,” She tells him, sitting up straighter.
“You’re…” He begins, but she cuts him off.
“A woman mechanic, yes. It’s not entirely uncommon.”
“I was going to say young.” She bites her lip. His voice doesn’t sound like its chastising her, but she feels bad all the same.
“Most men are uncomfortable with the fact that I know more about cars than them.” Rey doesn’t know why she continues to challenge him, but his reactions always surprise her.
It’s… nice.
“Do I seem like I’m uncomfortable by that?”
She regards him. “No, but you did proposition anyone with computer access, so I think your threshold for uncomfortable must be very high.”
He doesn’t laugh, per se, but the corners of his mouth lift and his cheeks become tight. She smiles at the sight.
“Seems that we’re both very bold. A female mechanic and an online propositioner. We make for quite a pair.”
“Hopefully that means the sex will be good.”
Kylo Ren does smile at that.
His hand is on the small of her back when they get in the elevator and Rey is actively trying to ignore the fluttering in her gut, which is why the words blurt out of her.
“My roommate knows where we are!” It’s a loud noise in an otherwise quiet area, but Kylo doesn’t seem startled by it. He just looks down at her. “I have to be back at the apartment, in person, by noon tomorrow or she’s calling the cops.” Rey is quieter now but her voice still shakes.
“My meeting is at 10, so you’ll have plenty of time to get back to your place. I can have my driver drop you off there, if you like,” He says.
“Thats… not why I’m telling you. But that you. I mean, my roommate will know if something bad happens to me. So it would be wise of you to not kill me.” Rey gulps.
Kylo’s hand comes to her face and brushes a piece of hair behind her ear.
“I’m not going to hurt you, Rey.” His voice is soft. “I’m not going to kill you, or hit you, or do anything you don’t want me to do.” She’s facing him now. “If you feel uncomfortable, I wouldn’t be mad. You can leave whenever you want.”
“But what do you want? You’ve asked me what I’ve wanted in every interaction we’ve had, but all I know is that you want to fuck somebody so that you’re not nervous or whatever tomorrow. Do you even want me? Or was I just the first person who responded to you post? It goes both ways, ya know. You need to tell me what you want, too.”
His hand brushes the side of her jaw, his eyes trail down her face, no doubt seeing the nervous expression she wears.
“I want you, Rey.”
-
His lips are on hers the moment the door is shut. His hand cradles the back of her head as he shoves his body against hers, pinning her to the wall. His other hand grips her hip and will definitely leave a bruise. She loves it.
But his warm, wet mouth on hers with his plush, pink lips makes any coherent thought leave her head. She moans into his mouth, hands trying desperately to pop open the buttons of his shirt. She makes a sound of frustration when the last stubborn button won’t come undone, and his hands are there in an instant, ripping the thing straight off. She slides her hands along his toned chest as his tongue invades her mouth. When her hands venture further south, they find the more than impressive bulge straining against his slacks.
“I should’ve… asked you earlier…” He says into her mouth as he sucks off the remaining shirt and suit jacket, “if you… like… dirty talk.” Rey keens against him, forcing his mouth to go to her neck as she breathes out a chant of ‘yes, yes, yes.’
Kylo makes a noise of approval before hoisting her into his arms. Rey’s legs instinctively wrap around his hips as he walks them towards the bed.
“Good, because it would be a shame not to be able to tell you that I can’t wait to taste your cunt.”  
Rey has died.
She has died and gone to whatever afterlife will have her.
She never wants to leave it.
“You… don’t… you don’t have to…” She manages to say between kisses. Kylo pulls back from her then, eyes dark, hair a mess, lip red and bitten.
“I want to. Will you let me?” Rey nods so fast she’s worried her neck will be sore. His hands ruck up her cotton dress, until he decides that the offending material will need to be off all together. She’s left in her black bralette and underwear and Kylo stares down at her.
“My tit’s aren’t that big. I’m sorry if you were looking forward to-”
“They’re perfect,” He cuts her off by kissing down her chest, mouthing her nipples through the dark fabric. The heat of his mouth combined with the coolness of the room make her nipples stand at attention, pebbling at the fabric.
Kylo depends further, and puts his entire face against her still-clothed pussy, inhaling and licking her through the fabric. Rey is a whiny mess against the sheets, hair in every direction, full body blush. She hopes he thinks she’s hot because, god, she’s never sen anyone like him.
Kylo takes of her panties and immodestly begins lapping at her cunt, no warning or hesitation, making Rey give something of a moan and a yelp. Her hand goes to his hair, feeling the luscious locks between her fingers. His hands go to her ass, lifting her up slightly so he gets a better angle.
“You’re… too good… at this…” She manages between breaths. Rey would bet anything he’s smirking against her.
Kylo uses his nose to rub at her clit before alternating between kitten licks and sucking on it. It takes no time at all for Rey to come. So quickly, in fact, that she would be embarrassed if she could move. Her whole body is on fire as he licks her through it, occasionally using a hand to brush at her nipples. The tears streaming out of her eyes and drool gathering at the corner of her mouth must make her look ghastly, but Kylo doesn’t seem to mind.
When he finally sits back, still between her legs, she can make out the bulge from earlier, now even more prominent.
He’s looking down at her, at the mess he’s made of her, and against every instinct, she lets him.
“I don’t normally come that fast,” she tells him. Her voice is quiet even now, and she knows it’ll be strained tomorrow. Good, something to remember him by.
“It won’t take me that long to come, either,” he admits, having the kindness to look sheepish as he says it.
“Then what are you waiting for?”
Kylo represses a smile.
He gets off the bed, shucking his pants, underwear, and socks off in one felt swoop, leaving him gorgeously bare before her. If she though the bulge was impressive, the real thing is even better. His cock is red and pointed upwards as he stands across from her. His hand goes to pump himself a few times, smearing the precome along his length. Rey can’t help but reach out, whole body going with her as she opens her mouth to bring Kylo towards her. His hand stops her, gently, and she looks up at him in confusion.
“I want to suck you off,” She tells him, brows still furrowed.
“Later,” he tells her.
Kylo pulls her back up the bed with him, so that he hovers over her as he kisses her again. She still taste herself on him, but can’t find the heart to care. Her hands go to wrap around him, feeling the thickness for herself. Huge is an understatement. But Rey’s always been ambitious.
She pumps him a little, feeling him nearly whimper in her mouth.
“You gonna let me fuck you, baby?” he murmurs.
“Yes… yes please…”
Rey feels his hand come over hers as Kylo slots himself between her legs and aligns his cock to her core. He slides in, slowly, stretching her the whole way. She pants against his skin, digs her nails into his shoulder.
“Tell me if it’s too much.” His voice sounds strained, like he’s holding back from her.
“It’s good, daddy… so good…” she pants.
He whines some curses against her skin as he finishes seating himself inside of her.
“… so good, sweetheart. Takin’ me so well… taking your daddy so well,” He mumbles, pressing kisses to any part of her skin. Rey can already feel the beginning of another orgasm itch inside of her, and for the first time in a while, she has no doubt that Kylo will get her there.
“Daddy… you can move… please,” She’s breathless as she asks him. He groans above her and rest his forehead against hers.
His hips being to move, still slow, but making her breath hitch ever shallow thrust.
“Tight… so tight for me…” He mumbles. Rey takes a minute to look at him, really look at him. He’s flushed, skin damp, but he’s still so very handsome. Moles dot his face and she can’t resist using a hand to trace them. His hair tickles her nose, so she pushes it back behind his ears, which are a bit too big for his head but she adores them.
Kylo lets Rey take him in, but gets her attention back to the moment with a quick snap of his hips.
“Can you come again?” He asks, and Rey nods. His mouth depends on her neck, sucking hickeys to every patch of skin it finds, as he pushes into her. She can feel the bump of his cock every time he bottoms out, a sensation she’s never felt before, and it makes her clench him every time. His hand skates down between them to get to her clit, and he quickly begins rubbing her there.
“Gonna let me fill you with my come? Gonna be a good girl and hold it all in? Can you do that for me baby? Huh?” His words send shivers down her spine, aiding in his pursuit to get her to come again. She mumbles incoherent words of approval, trying to tel him “yes, yes! I’ll be your good girl!” but speech fails her at the moment.
But Rey knows Kylo understands what she’s trying to say.
She feels his rhythm falter and his hand speeds against her clit. She tightens her legs around his hips, trying to wordlessly tell him she’s close too.
“Please, baby, please come for me…” His voice is desperate and strained and makes her shudder. Her hips find purchase against the base of his cock, in combination with the movement of his fingers, and she’s thrust into the abyss again.
Kylo holds her against him as she comes, whole body vibrating, and he follows after her. He grunts against a pillow as he comes, and Rey is distantly aware that he’s actually biting the poor thing. His come is hot within her, and she feels him pulse as he keeps slamming his hips to hers. The slapping of skin slows as she feels his body let go of the tension, and Rey is boneless beneath him.
He lays on her, still half-hard inside of her, as they come down from their mutual high. They are both breathing so heavily that speaking is out of the question, at least for a while. Kylo pulls out of her, and a mad rush of fluid starts to leak out of her. She clenches, remembering his words from earlier.
Part of her expects a coldness afterwards; after all, that’s what most sex has been for her. Once he’s come, he leaves. It’s the oldest story in the book. And for all Kylo’s talk of ‘stamina’, there’s still a part of her that expects it’s just a façade.
But he doest leave her, cold and debauched, to get redressed and make a hasty exit. Instead, he plants a kiss to the side of her jaw and rubs her torso sweetly before helping her sit up. She’s weak, and he knows it.
“We need to get you cleaned up,” He says when she slouch against him. She mumbles something unintelligible into his skin. Instead of getting rough with her, Kylo just soothes her. “Women are 38% more likely to get a UTI if they don’t pee after sex. That’s not a parting gift I’d like to give you,” he elaborates.
Rey sighs, but lets Kylo get her to the bathroom.
-
They sleep in spurts.
For a few hours after their first time, before Kylo wakes her with the incessant press of his hard cock into her abdomen. (He takes her even more slowly that time, sleepy and still blissed out. He comes before she does, but he uses his fingers to get her there, still.)
A few hours after that, Rey makes good on her promise to get her mouth on him, waking him with her mouth already working him. (His come tastes bitter and tangy, but she swallows it because it’s his.) She sits on his face afterwards, letting his tongue get her off again.
The next time she wakes, Kylo is kissing her chest, licking at her now oversensitive nipples. There’s a faint light peaking through the windows and Rey knows their time is coming to an end. She runs a hand through his hair to indicate she’s awake now, but he keeps on in his pursuit. Only when her chest spit-covered and shiny does Kylo seem satisfied with his work, and lifts his head to look at Rey.
“Good Morning,” She mumbles, voice strained as expected, and still groggy from sleep. He hums his response, and presses a sweet, lingering kiss to her lips.
Rey glances at the clock, noting its just past 7, when they both sit up in bed. Kylo goes to say something, but is cut off by the grumbling of Rey’s stomach. Her cheeks heat as his voice falls silent.
“Sorry… I haven’t eaten since yesterday morning,” she admits. Kylo’s brow furrows for a moment, but the dark expression passes fleetingly.
“Let’s rectify that first, shall we?”
-
The breakfast menu for room service is extensive, and Kylo orders one of everyone instead of actually looking it over. Rey can only half-heartedly try to tell him it was too much, when her eyes catch a glimpse of the fluffiest looking waffles she’s ever seen. Kylo had only kissed her head and ordered before walking into the shower.
It arrives in record time, a result, she’s sure, of the high-class hotel he got for them. The room, which she’d been too preoccupied to notice last night, is opulent. A bit gaudy for her taste (were gold curtains really necessary), but Rey was in no position to complain. She hesitated to put on actual clothes, instead opting for the plush robe that hung in the wardrobe.
Rey is half into the whole meal when Kylo emerges from the bathroom, towel hung low on his hips and hair still damp. Rey bites her lip so hard she draws blood. He sits across from her, picking up the two plates she hand’t touched.
“Greek Youghert and fruit? Don’t you want a waffle? I saved some whipped cream for you.” She extends the aforementioned whipped cream, earring her a slight smile from Kylo.
“You’re very kind, but no thank you. This is what I eat every morning,” he tells her. Rey scrunches her face. Kylo pours himself some black coffee too, and Rey finds the will to keep her mouth shut.
They eat in companionable silence, Rey scarfing down whatever her hands touch, and Kylo methodically eating his healthy-dude breakfast. Rey notes that neither of them are on their phones; it’s perhaps the first meal she’s had with someone in a while where that’s the case. Like everything else that’s made her heart flutter with him, she tries to ignore it.
Once the table is thoroughly pillaged, Kylo gets up to get dressed and says nothing when Rey hops on the bed and continues to watch him. He’s not embarrassed by nudity, clearly, and tosses the towel away for a solid 5 minutes before putting on underwear.
He’s fully dressed shortly and applies some product to his hair that has writing in french, yet Rey is still wearing only the robe and probably still has his come on her thighs. And other areas.
Part of her thinks he’ll just carry on with his routine as if she’s not there. He’ll pack his suit from the night before and leave the room without an second glance her way. Much to her relief, she’s wrong.
When he’s finally ready, Kylo turns toward her, leans down, and plants a soft kiss directly on her lips. It’s an infinitely more affectionate gesture than she had expected going into this, but a welcome one all the same. He stares fondly down at her when their lips part.
“The room is yours to use until 4 P.M., but I remember you have a noon curfew,” He tells her. Suddenly, Rey regrets telling Rose to call the national guard if she’s not physically in her presence before the clock strikes 12.
“I guess I’ll make do,” She teases.
They fall silent again, and for the second time that morning Kylo goes to say something, but falls short. The silence becomes too much for Rey to bear, so her cursed mouth opens of it on volition.
“I’m not sure how these are supposed to work… one night stands, I mean,” She admits. Something in Kylo’s face falls, but Rey can’t quite tell what.
“I don’t have much experience with these either,” he tells her. Rey shuffles onto her knees, so that they’re both eye-level, and extends her hand. Kylo looks at it with a hint of confusion mixed with amusement.
“Well, you’ve been a wonderful reddit-fuck. Thank you for posting,” she says, giving a mega-watt smile. He sakes her hand.
“And you’ve been a wonderful reddit-fuck-respondent. Thank you for critiquing my going about soliciting sex.” Rey opens her mouth in an exaggerated offense, but Kylo cuts her off with another sweet kiss.  
She melts into it, holding his hair with her hands, letting herself mold to his torso as his tongue swipes her lower lip. The kiss is wonderful and hot and sweet all at the same time and makes her head spin.
When it’s over and she’s caught her breath again, a pang of nervousness infiltrates her consciousness. It’s over, it whispers, you’ll never see him again if you don’t do anything. He’ll leave, just like everyone else, if you let him.
“Do you have any more meetings?” She practically shouts at him. Kylo looks confused for a moment, so she goes on. “I just mean… if you needed someone to help… prepare you for your meetings, there’s a chance I’d be available.” Her voice grows softer as she keeps talking, suddenly feeling like an idiot for suggesting that at all. Before she has a  chance to spiral, Kylo brings her back.
“I do… I mean, I will. That would be… very gracious of you, to offer you help.” She bites her lip to keep from smiling too hard.
“Okay, good.” She nods at him, relief washing over her as she realizes she might not be the only one who doesn’t want to let this go.
It’s a new feeling that probably shouldn’t be attached to a person whom was very clear about their desire for a no-strings hook up, but Rey has always had a preference for things that are challenging.
Kylo Ren seems as good a challenge as any.
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Prove me wrong
Bucky x reader
Warnings: smut, cocky Bucky, definitely 18+
A/N: Smutty one shot thing (this was supposed to be a short drabble, HA!). For the record, I know plenty of women can’t find pleasure through only penetration and there is nothing wrong with that at all; do what you need to do for you, ladies! Just needed something for cocky ass Bucky to challenge her on and that popped in my head.
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“What I’m saying is, you men have it so easy in terms of sex,” you slurred slightly, gesturing wildly at the group of Avengers seated around the room. “We women really get the short end of the stick.”
“Sometimes literally!” Nat called out with a devious grin. 
“Care to run that by me again, sweetheart?” Bucky asked from across the sofa, his own voice not unaffected by the copious amounts of alcohol the whole team had enjoyed tonight. 
“You, all of you,” you said as you turned to face him, your arm grabbing the back of the couch for support while your body leaned unintentionally in towards him, “you just get up, get off and go. You have no idea what it’s like for us!”
“I’m thinking this is one of those times when we just smile and nod, Buck,” Steve suggested wryly from his seat near the pool table. 
“Don’t patronize me, flag boy!” you snapped.
Steve chuckled and held up his hands. “On that note, I think I’ll call this a night. Be good, Y/N, I know that you love me really. Bucky, don’t do anything I wouldn’t do and don’t do anything that Tony would do.”
You watched as the super soldier made his way out of the room with only the slightest falter to his step. Obviously, Steve had not had nearly as much to drink as you had. Why were you yelling about sex again?
“So tell me, Doll,” Bucky said, reclaiming your attention. “Why is it so hard for women?”
“Look, men are basically guaranteed an orgasm, right? You shove your cock somewhere nice and soft, thrust a couple of times and wham, bam, thank you ma’am, you’re all blissed out. I, like many women, do not reach orgasm through just penetration. That means that while you have achieved nirvana and are ready for a nap, I have to find a way to stimulate other areas in order to join you in happy town.”
Seriously, why were you talking about this with Bucky? Bucky, the cute, blue-grey eyed, quiet, man of mystery that you had been crushing on since he moved into Avengers Tower several months ago. Sure, you were friends with the guy but you had never talked about anything like this before. No doubt it had to do with your recent breakup and the incredible sexual frustration you had been building throughout that entire relationship. Those ingredients plus hormones and alcohol had mixed in your bloodstream to form a poison cocktail: it had killed all your filters and left you a rambling mess. 
“Are you saying that you can’t achieve orgasm through penetrative sex or that you haven’t yet?” Bucky asked, cocking his head to the side slightly as he studied you. 
“Same thing.”
“Not the same thing at all, sweetheart. Haven’t just means a man hasn’t done his job correctly yet.”
You stared back at Bucky, blinking stupidly. Was your brain so foggy because of the beer or because of the way that he was looking at you?
“See, I’m thinking we may need to do a little experiment, sweetheart,” Bucky suggested, his voice dipping lower as he moved down the sofa to be closer to you. His metal arm came up to brush against your arm on the back of the couch, the smooth cold of his touch instantly raising goosebumps along your skin, and you turned your head to look at it, perplexed by this new development. 
“What do you mean?”
“I could get you off through only penetration.” His tone was matter of fact, not a hint of bragging to it, as though he was just stating the obvious. 
“Bullshit,” you challenged without thinking. 
A large smirk broke out across his face. “That’s what I thought you’d say. So let’s test that theory.”
The wheels of your mind were turning incredibly slowly. “As far as I can see...there’s only one way to do that.”
“Yup,” he agreed with another cocky smirk. “I can only think of one way too.”
“Why don’t you tell me what your thought process was and then I’ll see if it matches my thought process,” you said slowly, not wanting to embarrass yourself if you had somehow misread the situation. 
“Well, first, we need to wait until you’re sobered up. You have to be sober so that you can give consent to test the theory, obviously. Plus, I wouldn’t want alcohol to interfere with any results. So I figure, we let you get a good night’s sleep and then tomorrow, I come and fuck you so good, you realize just how wrong you were.” Bucky finished speaking and gave you a charming smile, the kind of smile that would sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman wearing white gloves in 100 degree heat. 
You blinked at him stupidly in response. Even without the alcohol turning your brain to mush, you would not have been able to think straight. Not with Bucky’s voice, so low and tempting, speaking to you like this as his eyes seared into your own, burning more brightly than any star in the sky. 
“What do you think about that, doll? Sound like a plan?”
“Umm...yes?”
“Good,” Bucky said with a triumphant smile. “I’ll see you tomorrow then. Oh, and, don’t be alarmed when I stand up...talking about this with you has had an affect on me.”
You continued to blink at him stupidly, all ability to speak having left you. The sight of Bucky’s pants pulled taut over a straining erection when he stood to leave the room did nothing to help you recover your powers of speech and you sat on the couch for a long time after he had left the room, wondering what had just happened and more importantly, what was going to happen tomorrow.
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The knock on your door came as you were towel drying your hair after your shower. It wasn’t early morning, there was no way that you were going to be getting up early after last night’s escapades, but you had only abandoned your bed about 30 minutes ago. As you looked over at the door in response, a shiver ran along your back. You hadn’t been able to get a good night’s sleep because of the way your mind kept returning to Bucky and his promises. Were you scared or excited? It seemed like a mixture of both. Now you felt frozen at just the idea that the man of your fantasies from the last several months could be waiting for you, just outside the door. Would he remember the conversation from last night? Would he still want to prove you wrong?
“You in there, Doll?” Bucky’s voice called from the hallway. “I got coffee.”
Walking over to the door you took a deep breath to steady yourself and tried to stop your hands from shaking. Coffee wasn’t anything new; Bucky often brought you coffee to start the mornings before training. He was especially good about it if you had had a late night the night before. 
“Morning Buck,” you said pleasantly, opening the door and moving out of the way so that he could come in. 
The man was a vision of perfection: long, dark strands of hair framing his face where they had come loose from the bun at the back of his head, bright blue-grey eyes with just a hint of a crinkle around the edges, perfect, plump lips already curved into a smirk and just a hint of dark stubble along a jawline so sharp it would probably cut glass better than any diamond in the world. To complete the sublime view, Bucky carried a tray with coffee and brunch for both of you.
“Hey, Doll. I wasn’t sure if you’d be hungry so I brought some stuff just in case.”
“You know me,” you tried to play it cool as you closed the door and turned to find him sitting on your bed. “I’m always ravenous.”
“Sure, just didn’t know if it was gonna be food you were in the mood for.” Bucky’s smirk grew larger and his eyes darkened slightly. Oh, shit. He definitely remembered.
“Uh, I, uh-”
The man on your bed gave a low chuckle and held out a cup for you. “Relax, sweetheart. I know you were a little drunk last night. No hard feelings if you don’t want to test that theory of yours anymore.”
“It’s not really a theory. I mean, a theory is just a belief, an assumption. This is a fact, Buck. I’ve never had an orgasm just by having sex.” Your face heated as you spoke and you had to look down and drink a big gulp of your coffee. Bucky’s eyes had never strayed from you. Why hadn’t you just laughed it off and let the whole thing go?
“You’ve never had sex with me, sweetheart.”
It rankled you that he kept challenging you and his refusal to believe you was just enough to egg you into continuing the conversation.
“Not yet, anyway...” he added with another smirk. 
“Alright,” you lifted your chin defiantly, your gaze meeting his. “so prove me wrong then. Penetration only. That means no hands wandering down to rub my clit or vibrating cock rings, you know.”
Another dark chuckle rumbled from his chest as he shifted slightly on the bed, his pupils now dominating his once bright eyes. “I don’t need gadgets to do my job for me, Y/N.”
“Get over here and do it then,” you challenged.
Bucky moved the tray off of your bed, setting it on the nearby dresser before coming towards you. You could feel your blood racing under the skin along every inch of your body; it suddenly felt as though all your life the world had been colored in sepia and Bucky had just turned on the technicolor. Everything was brighter, more vivid and more real. Just watching as the handsome man moved towards you like quicksilver was enough to make your chest heave with irregular breaths. The closer he came to you, the more alive you felt. He stopped walking with about a foot left between your chests and placed a hand on either side of your waist; one warm and soft the other cool and smooth, they easily found the edge of your shirt and slipped just underneath, brushing against your already over heated skin.
“You sure, doll?” Bucky dipped his head slightly so that he was on an eye level with you.
You nodded dumbly, staring deeply into his lust blown eyes.
“I need to hear you say it, Y/N.” Bucky brought his flesh hand up to run his thumb along your jaw bone. “Tell me that you want me, doll.”
“I want you.”
It came out as a ragged whisper but the words had hardly left your lips before Bucky’s mouth crashed against yours, hot and needy. The space between your bodies was gone, he was pressed as close to you as he could possibly be without actually being inside of you, the hand on your jaw angling your face towards his. His head tilted slowly, finding the perfect position to devour your lips from while his metal hand gripped onto your hip and held you steady. Your blood thundered in your ears as your own hands reached out to him, one wrapping a fist into the soft material of his t-shirt, the other reaching back to tangle into his hair. So much for keeping it tied back in a bun. As you tugged against his silky locks gently, Bucky let out a low moan, the vibrations causing your lips to tingle. 
“Damn, doll,” he gasped, breaking away to catch his breath. “A guy could get used to being kissed like that.”
Without giving you a chance to reply, Bucky leaned in to kiss you again, this time more slowly. He caught your bottom lip between his teeth and pulled gently causing you to whimper. You could feel him smirking against your lips as he pressed light pecks over them, trailing down to reach your jawline. 
“I think it’s about time to get you out of these clothes, Y/N,” he murmured against your skin in between smoothing kisses along your neck. 
It’s hard to say which of you was more surprised by what happened next. Bucky had been thoroughly in control of this encounter from the moment he walked in the room but without any warning, your body took over, acting purely on impulse and driven by desire. The hand that had been wrapped in his hair jerked down to his t-shirt and with a sharp pull you found that each of your fists clenched around a long, jagged piece of fabric. Bucky looked down at his ruined shirt and bare chest in shock but before he could say a word, you were on him again, your mouth claiming his as you pushed him back towards the bed. His knees hit the mattress and you both toppled on to it, your body coming to rest on top of his as his arms wrapped around you, hands splaying against your back and pulling you closer.
It was obvious from his response that Bucky didn’t mind you taking control. You could feel his bulge beneath you, rubbing against your clothed core, as he hummed happily against your mouth and rolled his hips tauntingly. His tongue darted out to gently caress your lips and you opened yourself to him, reveling at the way he licked over them before delving deeply into you, kissing you as no one ever had before. His hands found the hem of your shirt again and slid the material up, flesh and metal both raising goosebumps along your back as they pulled the garment away. You sat up, straddling him, and finished the job of removing your top, watching as his hungry eyes traveled over every inch of newly revealed flesh. He stared at you the way a man dying of thirst stares at a glass of water. His metal hand sat on your hip, his thumb making small circles on the flesh above your waistline, while his flesh hand got busy exploring. He pressed his palm to your stomach and agonizingly slowly slid it upwards, traveling along the valley between your breasts before smoothing his fingers along your collar bone. Desperate for his hands to be on you, you reached back and unclasped your bra, letting the material fall to the ground with a soft thump. 
For a long moment, Bucky simply laid beneath you and basked in your beauty. He had been dreaming about this for far too long to not enjoy the moment. In what felt like the most profound understatement, Bucky purred out, “Well, aren’t you just the prettiest thing I’ve ever seen, Doll?” before dragging his hand down to capture your breast. Your head fell back as Bucky went to work, his hand groping and kneading one side as he sat up to press kisses on the other. A harsh gasp was sucked between your teeth as he bit your tender flesh, marking you slightly before sucking and kissing the angry skin soothingly. 
“Bucky, please,” you whined. Your nipples were hard peaks and he seemed to be pointedly ignoring them, both his hand and his mouth circling around them but never making contact.
“Mhmm?”
“Teasing me wasn’t part of the deal,” you panted, one of your hands wrapping into his hair again.
In the blink of an eye, the former soldier had flipped you onto your back in the bed, his body fit snugly between your legs as he hovered over you. Looking up at you from under his dark lashes, Bucky smirked and then lowered his head, capturing one nipple and sucking harshly on it while flicking the other with his thumb nail. Your body was writhing beneath him, unclear words and curses falling in a nonstop string from your lips. You had never considered yourself particularly sexual and didn’t think that your breasts were very sensitive, but under Bucky’s care you could already feel pleasure coiling tightly in the pit of your stomach. 
Moving slowly, Bucky drifted his lips across your chest, pressing soft kisses over your skin until his mouth reached the opposite nipple. His free hand began to snake down your body, expertly finding the closure on your pants and undoing them as he rasped his teeth over the hard bud. He didn’t bother to remove your clothing yet, choosing instead to simply slip his flesh hand inside the fabric, his warm fingers rubbing almost tenderly over you. You half expected him to plunge his fingers into you immediately but Bucky took you by surprise, his hand moving slowly, brushing and rubbing against your slit. 
“You’re still teasing me, James,” you groaned through gritted teeth. 
Bucky responded to hearing you say his name with a low growl. He instantly moved down your body, pushing your pants and underwear away before coming to rest between your thighs. His shoulders were so broad that you had to open your legs as widely as possible, your wet core on full display before his eager eyes. 
“Fuck, Doll,” he murmured in a voice so animalistic you had to fight down a shiver, “you’re even more perfect than I imagined you’d be.”
He began to press soft kisses to the inside of your thigh, one of his arms wrapping around your leg where it connected to your body and coming to rest with his hand just above your sex. The other hand reached out until it found one of yours, intertwining your fingers with his own in a gesture so loving you could swear that you felt your heart thump against your ribcage in a wild attempt to reach the man between your thighs. Your hips lifted off the bed, searching for contact and eliciting a low chuckle from Bucky. He knew what you wanted. Moving slowly, the former soldier traced his mouth along the soft skin of your thigh, his stubble tickling against you until his face was positioned at the apex of your legs. You looked down to see his bright eyes shining up at you as he lowered his head and flattened his tongue against you, stroking a long, rough lick from your entrance up to flick against your clit. 
“Bucky!” you cried on a wild moan.
He repeated the action, pressing a kiss against your bundle of nerves when he reached it this time. You could feel yourself getting closer to the edge. 
“This doesn’t- this doesn’t count,” you panted. “You said- ugh...you said penetration only.”
Bucky sucked your bud between his lips briefly before releasing you with a smirk. “I can’t just shove myself into you, Y/N. Christ, what kind of losers have you been fucking?” He chuckled darkly and lapped his tongue against your folds again. “I have to get you ready to take my cock first. Get you nice and wet so that you can stretch enough to fit me. Consider this a control study; we know you can have an orgasm and now I’m gonna give you one to demonstrate that.”
True to his word, Bucky went to work. His tongue pressed between your folds, dipping deeply into you as his fingers began to circle against your clit in a demanding rhythm. Your hips rose to meet him as your free hand tangled in his hair, holding his face to your body. He kissed and licked and sucked at you as though he would never be able to get enough. His mouth took the place of his fingers, covering your aching clit while his hand moved to hold you down. As you tugged against his hair, he let out a feral groan that vibrated against you and pushed you over the edge. With a moan of his name and several unintelligible words, you felt the tight coil inside you snap, your walls spasming and legs trembling with the shocks of pleasure coursing through your body. 
“That’s it, Doll,” Bucky whispered tenderly, still pressing kisses to your heated flesh as you began to go limp while coming down from your high. “Damn, Y/N, you are so fucking amazing.”
Unable to think of anything else to say, you simply panted, “you still haven’t proved me wrong, James.”
He let out a dark chuckle and moved off the bed, shedding his remaining clothing and grabbing a condom from the brunch tray he had brought along. Your head fell to the side as you kept your eyes fixated on him, your entire body feeling like mush after your recent release. Every piece of him was coiled muscle so it shouldn’t have surprised you that he was packing major length and girth below the belt. His skin shone slightly with a light sheen of sweat and your eyes traced every line of his abdomen before returning to the thick cock that was standing proudly as he rolled the latex over it. Bucky caught you staring and smirked again, knowing what was to come. He crawled up the bed, his eyes never leaving yours and began kissing you again, slowly, as his weight pressed you back to the bed. You could feel the tip of him brushing against you with each shift of his hips and it was driving you crazy with desire.
“Damn it, do you ever stop teasing?!” you huffed angrily as he moved his hips away from you again. 
“Alright, Y/N,” he said with another light kiss to your lips. “No more teasing.”
He reached down to align himself with your opening, unable to resist rubbing his cock along your wet slit once more as he did so. You hissed sharply as he began to push into your tight core. 
“You ok, Doll?” Bucky asked through gritted teeth, holding himself still with just his engorged head inside your lips.
To be honest, Bucky was almost too big. Even having this small piece of him inside you was causing a burning pain as your body tried to adjust to the intrusion, but that was why he had taken his time with his mouth earlier. You were still so wet and stimulated that after several moments the pain shifted to a kind of deep pleasure. 
“More,” you begged, your nails biting into the soft flesh of his back as you tried to pull him closer. 
Happy to oblige, Bucky slid a bit deeper into you, kissing you softly and watching your face for any sign of distress. Your head tipped back at all the new sensations you were feeling. You had never really understood why sex toys were made with veins and ridges until this exact moment. As Bucky sheathed himself fully within you, shivers ran along your skin in response to the rub and throb of the protruding veins along his thick shaft. He held himself in you, feeling how tightly you were wrapped around him and sucked soft kisses into the flesh of your neck, waiting for you to be ready. You had never felt so filled, so stretched, and although it hurt slightly, the pain was covered by the pleasure of the wet suction of Bucky’s lips on your skin, the feel of his cold metal arm at your waist, the brush of his warm fingertips against your cheek.
“I need you, Bucky,” you mewled softly, feeling his body tense in response to your words. 
Moving slowly, Bucky began to draw himself out of you again, the feeling of each vein and ridge rubbing against your soft walls setting your nerves on fire. He pulled almost all the way out before plunging back into you with a low groan. 
“Damn, Doll, you’re so tight and soft...you feel so amazing.” Each compliment he showered on you was accompanied by a thrust and roll of his hips. “I just want to worship your body for the rest of my life.”
“Bucky, I-I,” you were panting heavily, taken aback at the way your muscles were tensing and the pressure that was coiling deep within you. “Shit, it’s never been like this!”
With lithe ease, Bucky rolled you over so that you were on top, still buried deeply between your legs. He began thrusting his hips up manically as you moved to straddle him and you let out a near scream of pleasure. The new angle allowed his large head to hit repeatedly against a spot inside you no one had ever found before.
“I know, Doll. It’s never been like this because it’s never been with me. You were wasting your time with those fucking losers who don’t have any idea how to treat you.” Bucky was panting and ramming himself into you, his hands on your hips to allow him to sink as deeply as possible. You were nearly insensate with lust, your fingers clawing at his chest as he continued to pound into you. “You were made for me, Y/N. No one else compares to you. I love being inside you; I’ve been waiting for this since the day we met.”
“Bucky, Bucky, please, I’m gonna-” you whimpered, biting your lip and tipping your head back. 
“Cum for me, Doll. Please, cum for me. You look so beautiful when you orgasm.”
With a snap and a roll of his hips, Bucky sent you over the edge, your body shaking wildly as your walls clenched around him and all your muscles contracted. A few tears leaked from your eyes as you gasped and moaned his name over and over again. The feeling of you tightening around him and the gorgeous look of bliss that came over you was almost enough to make Bucky cum right on the spot but the former soldier held on, riding you through your pleasure before suddenly rolling your bodies again to place himself on top. Staring deeply into your surprised eyes, Bucky reached down and grabbed one of your legs, hitching it up so that it rested against his shoulder. 
“You’ve got one more in you, don’t you, sweetheart?” he asked sweetly, leaning down to brush his lips against yours as he resumed thrusting into you. Your body answered the question for you, tension beginning to build again. Now that Bucky had proven his point, he felt free to explore your entire body and his hand reached down to where you were connected, stroking and rubbing insistently against your clit in rhythm with his hips. 
“Oh, god...JAMES!” You knew at the volume you had just called his name there would not be a single person in the tower who was unaware of what was happening. You also didn’t care. 
“Doll...Y/N!” Bucky had become a panting mess, his hair sticking to his sweaty face as he slammed his hips against you like a man possessed. Watching you come undone for the third time under him was too much and he came with a groan of your name which he muffled against your lips. 
It took a long moment before either of you could move, your bodies too overwhelmed by pleasure. Eventually, Bucky drew your leg back to your side and slid himself languidly out of you, chuckling when you whimpered at the sudden emptiness. He moved his weight off of you, pressing his body to your side and wrapping an arm around your waist. 
“How’d I do at proving you wrong, Doll?” he teased lightly. 
“Well, technically, you did but it was only 1 out of 3. Not a great ratio,” you quipped back. 
He chuckled darkly and pressed his lips to your temple. “I’ll keep that in mind for next time, Y/N.”
“Next time?”
“Hell yes, Doll. I told you, you were made for me. You’re the only one I want. I’ve spent months waiting for you; I’m not letting you go now that I have you. And I think I just did a pretty great job of proving I was made for you too, Y/N.” He lifted a hand to your chin, turning your face so that he could look into your eyes which were suddenly feeling a little misty. “Oh, and by the way, it just so happens that I love you.”
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orionwhispers · 6 years ago
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Dating Alfie Solomons would include... 🐻
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(a/n just a lil summin summin until i have time for a full imagine, just how i picture the loml Alf xxx ask is always open. Love u)
- he’s a huge hopeless romantic, big believer in soulmates and love at first sight but was under the impression that cupid would skip over him for everything he’s done.
- but then, in a bustling bar in Camden, your eyes met from across the room - like something in a fairytale. 
- (in reality it was a hot and sticky night in a pub filled with dangerous gangsters and dirty money, shattered glasses and drunken women but he’s convinced it was much more beautiful than that)
- his breath got hitched in his throat and he almost choked on his rum and it felt like he had been sucker punched, he knew nothing about you only that he had to have you. 
- you were visiting friends in town for a week and had only heard of the ‘wandering jew’ through rumours and whispers, you hadn’t wanted to get involved in any bad business so thought a night on the town with the girls would be perfect - little did you know whose attention you would grab. 
- he was internally freaking out which is so rare for him that he thought he might be having a heart attack
- sent you over a drink 
- your friends literally went silent when they realised who sent it and you were taken aback that the gorgeous stranger was a feared gangster
- smiled graciously at him and he almost fainted
- then he managed to collect himself and came over to introduce himself
- by the end of the week he had you hook, line and sinker and was already calling you ‘my girl’
- the kind of love that happens so suddenly and hits you like a truck
- like you could be married for 30 years and it would still feel like the honeymoon phase
- he literally praises the ground you walk on
- respects your opinion more than anyone’s 
- personal space??? don’t know her.
- big spoon af
- the kind of bear hugs that engulf your whole body
- literally picks you up and spins you around
- hands hands hands 
- always touching you
- starts off slow
- fingers grazing yours, then an arm next to you, then an arm wrapped around your shoulder, then he gets bored and puts it on your thigh, then he’s too far gone and pulls you onto his lap
- even in a business meeting 
- he dares someone to say something
- i totally see him as the kind of guy who gets your name tatted on his chest over his heart 
- also has a ring with your initial engraved on it 
- it’s his favourite ring that he never takes off, also its on the perfect position on his fingers so that when he makes a fist, its in the prime place to connect with a face - he thinks of it as his secret little weapon and loves the indent it makes on people. 
- he’s secure in your relationship and knows how much you love one another, but if someone looks at you the wrong way or says something even a little but out of line - they’re losing a fucking eye 
- this leads to arguments because “Alf! You can’t scalpel anyone who talks to me!” 
- he’s stubborn as fuck and lectures you about keeping you safe and the dangers of people around you and yada yada so obviously you take the high road and ignore him
- he hates!! being ignored by you
- tries everything to get you to talk but you stay quiet 
- eventually apologies by getting you a puppy
- this leads to another argument about how puppies can’t solve everything 
- but eventually you give in because he and your new puppy are so adorable and you can’t stay mad at him even though now you have like 6 dogs
- at work he’s a big scary gangster man but around you he just crumbles 
- you literally make him weak at the knees... this man giggles, giggles! around you
- you have him wrapped around your little finger 
- he physically cannot say no to you (so people always try to use you to sweeten him up... it works) 
- you hate him spending money on you but if you even say you like something in passing or make an offhand comment the next day it’s laid out on your bed for you
- he loves to show you off
- he used to hate fancy events with pompous pricks but now he adores them because he loves that the most gorgeous girl in the world is hanging off his arm
- literally can’t control himself around you and halfway through the party he pulls you into the bathroom to fuck you against the wall
- buys you abundances of dresses and shawls and necklaces and shoes just because he feels like it 
- but mainly so you can give him a fashion show and he can take them off
- you are both protective as fuck of each other
- obviously he’s more physically threatening  terrifying, like the man is bloody massive so he uses that to his advantage, so that and his job basically means he can make anyone cower in fear with just a look 
- has his men watching you 24/7 
- when you go out with friends you always spot one of his workers tailing you
- sometimes if you’re out he’ll be hidden in the shadows
- “Alfie! You can’t follow me here!” 
- “What? I’m not following you - bloody cheek, I’m just ‘aving a drink, love. Nothing to do with you.” 
- “Alf.. this is Susie’s baby shower. They aren’t even serving drinks??” 
- he can also be gentle and soft though 
- like if he comes home and you’re crying in an armchair... boy... at first he’ll freak and unholster his gun and demand a name and get ready to fuck someones shit up but you calm him down and ask him to stay with you and he’ll turn into soft mode
- pull you onto his lap and stroke your hair and wipe your tears, he’ll listen to you intently and offer advice and make you laugh... then he’ll run you a bath and make a cup of tea and wash your hair 
- but when you’re relaxing he’ll slip downstairs and ring Olly and tell him to find information on someone so he can go and ‘have a little chat’  
- you get protective when he thinks he’s invincible 
- arguing about his recklessness and the people he gets involved with
- one time you yelled at Tommy for being a bad influence 
- Alfie died with laughter at seeing you so mad but his heart swelled at how much you cared
- other times its the simpler things 
- like when he comes home battered and bruised and covered in blood
- and you’re too exhausted and emotional to even cry, and you know he needs comfort more than you even though he’s to proud to admit it
- so you’ll clean him and bandage him up, disinfect his wounds and stitch him back together again
- you’re the only person he completely calms and relaxes around, and you distract him from the bad thoughts and make him feel something other than the sadness and pain 
- Olly has also ran through the streets at midnight multiple times and banged on your door to get you to come to the bakery, Alf’ll be fuming and covered in crimson because he’s been shot or someone fucked him over and the only thing that’ll make him somewhat rational is seeing you 
- age!! gap!!
- you’re a lot younger and that fuels most of his protectiveness 
- he also knows exactly how to get under your skin and wind you up when he doesn’t want you involved because he thinks it’s too dangerous 
- “Sweetie, the adults are talking.” 
- literally throwing your shoe at his head 
- he secretly loves being older because he has more experience and gets to show you and do things for the first time
- again he’s super secure with your love but that doesn’t mean he isn’t possessive
- will literally mumble ‘mine’ into your hair and skin
- worships your body!! if you ever feel insecure or a little down about how you look he can change that in one second 
- wet kisses all over that make you giggle and squirm
- but also can be rough and dominating and dark
- ass or boob man? how about anything he can get his hands on
- literally doesn’t matter - if its attached to you it’s getting kisses 
- has a thing for lingerie 
- he’s so used to calloused hands and blood and guns that seeing you in pink lace and white ribbons winds him the same as a bullet in his gut
- but his personal favourite is when you wear one of his shirts 
- slow and soft in the morning but also bending you over his desk at lunch
- sucking on his thumb when it gets too rough 
- actually convinced you might be an angel sometimes he just stares at you because he’s dumfounded that you’re with him 
- pet names
- angel, doll, baby girl, little one, kitten 
- one time he called you princess in front of Tommy and bitch was shook 
- bakes you bread and buys you flowers just because
- domestic af and sleeps in on Sundays and drinks cups of tea from tiny mugs
- this man is brilliant with families and makes your mum love him the first time they meet
- late at night as you trace his tattoos he opens up about the war and tells you stories from his childhood 
- teaches you about his religion 
- ride or die type of love
- “you’re mine”
-  “i’m yours”
- inside jokes and so much gossip like whenever he has a meeting with the Shelby’s he comes home and rants to you about those dumb bitches 
- keeps a photo of you in his wallet, “for good luck”
- weekends spent driving down to the coast with the dogs
- a match made in heaven, both constantly wondering how you got so lucky 
in conclusion i love (1) man 
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holylulusworld · 6 years ago
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Not helpless
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Summary: Dean leaves the reader behind at a bar and something awful happens to her. Can he fix his mistake?
Pairing: Dean x Reader, Sam x Reader (platonic)
Warnings: language, injured reader, mentions of attempted rape, mentions of violence, blood, angst, sad reader, scared reader, angry Sam, angry Dean, nightmares, fluff, torture (not really; more threatening), implied smut
 Looking at you in the hospital bed Sam’s heart breaks. Your face is black and blue and you’ve got a shot wound.
“How did this happen?” He asks the female detective.
“She told us the guy was hitting at her in the bar. She left to call a cab, but he followed her. He tried to force her to…” The detective explains.
“He tried to rape her?” Sam asks panicked.
“Yes, but she kicked his balls and hit his jaw. When she tried to call her partner she realized too late the gun in his hand. He shot her, but she shot back. She called the ambulance and they called the police.”
“Did you arrest him?”
“He’s in the hospital too, handcuffed and two officers guard him.”
“Thank you, detective,” Sam says not taking his eyes off you.
“Here’s my number agent, call me anytime to exchange information. Your partner is really tough. She gave it to him really good.”
“Thanks.”
Stroking your cheek gently Sam looks at you. “What happened? Why were you alone?”
“Doesn’t matter.” You whisper.
“Y/N? What happened? What did Dean do?”
“Nothing…”
“Nothing? I shall believe this?”
“He did nothing, that’s the problem.”
“Huh?”
“The guy didn’t stop harassing me. He was persistent and like with you I told him Dean is my boyfriend to make him leave.”
“And he kept on harass you even knowing Dean’s your boyfriend?”
“No as he asked Dean if he’s my boyfriend and Dean said no.”
“Wait! Dean said no?”
“He was busy flirting with a random chick. The guy tried to touch me but Dean just…he ignored me. I decided to leave the bar to call a cab but the guy he followed me.”
“I’m so sorry.”
“Not your fault. He tried to touch me…to…I kicked his balls and hit his jaw but he hit me too. I stumbled backward and saw the gun too late. Maybe the booze…should not have drunk the whiskey. He shot me and I shot back. Then I called the ambulance.”
“Where’s Dean?” Sam asks.
“Don’t know. I guess he’s fucking that chick. Honestly, I don’t care.”
“Going to talk to him.” Sam grunts angry.
“No, please stay.”
“Okay, I just need to ask the doctor something. I’ll be right back.”
Nodding you give Sam a cracked smile. Outside Sam calls Dean telling him he needs to come to the hospital he holds back the urge to smash his brother’s face. How could he leave you alone?
30 minutes later Dean arrives at the hospital pissed. He had to leave his flavour of the week.
As soon as Sam sees his brother he storms toward him.
“What’s wrong with you? We always pretend we are her boyfriend when a guy harasses her! He tried to touch her in the bar and you didn’t stop him? The best is you left her alone!”
“She’s a grown woman! What happened? Did she stumble?” Dean tries to joke.
“No, that guy tried to rape her outside! He shot her. I don’t have words for you right now. You make me sick!” Sam yells.
“Wait that guy tried to…is she alright?” Dean asks panicked.
“No of course not! That guy tried to rape her. She got hurt and shot. She’s not okay!” Sam yells again. Leaving Dean behind he enters your room again.
“You called him?” You whisper.
“Needed to…should kick his ass!” Sam grunts.
“No, just stay here, please.”
“Sure, I won’t leave.” Smiling you squeeze his large hand.
Closing your eyes you try to find some sleep. Loud voices make you flinch. Opening your eyes you see Dean and Sam arguing again.
“Please, I just want to check on her.” Dean pleas.
“Too late Dean. You always act like our leader but in the end, you left your team member behind to get laid.” Sam grunts.
“Please, I’m sorry. Didn’t know that guy would try to…going to rip him apart.” Dean grunts.
“What for? That is all your fault. You forced her to come with you to the bar and then you left her behind.”
Sighing Dean looks at your face. Avoiding looking at him you look out of the window.
“Y/N? I’m sorry.” He whispers.
“What for? I’m not your girlfriend or your responsibility.” You snap at him.
“Please, I’m really sorry. This will never happen again.”
“That’s right as I’ll never go somewhere with you alone, never ever again.” You state.
Trying to turn away from him you groan in pain. Ignoring the pain you keep on moving.
“I’m really sorry. Let me make it up to you.” Dean tries again.
“How? Do you know how close…forget it.”
“Sam, can you leave me alone with Y/N for a minute?”
“Fine, but I’ll be right back.” Sam grunts.
“How close?” Dean asks softly.
“He hit me by surprise. I wasn’t able to react for a minute…he touched me, he kissed me. When he tried to rip my panties apart my hunter instincts finally kicked in and I kicked his balls. I don’t know what happened. I never felt so helpless before.” Sobbing you hide your face ashamed.
“He touched you? I’m going to kill him. I swear I’ll kill him.” Dean yells. The thought that someone touched you against your will makes him furious.
“The cops already have him. He’s in the hospital too…” You whisper.
“Don’t care I’ll kill him.”
“Please, they’ll arrest you.”
“I don’t care. He’ll pay for hurting you.” Pacing around the room Dean tries to find a way to sneak into the guy’s room.
“No, just drop it. They’ll arrest him.” You say scared Dean will kill the guy.
Sobbing you remember how he touched you and how helpless you felt. Seeing your fear shaking form Dean lies next to you in the bed, holding you tight.
“I’m so sorry.”
“I know…I just felt so helpless…” You whisper.
“You’re not helpless you gave it to him really good the detective told me.” Sam says smiling at you.
“I need to get into that assholes room!” Dean insists.
“No, please don’t…”
“Okay, Dean you stay here and I exchange information’s with the detective.” Sam says before leaving the room again.
Holding you tight Dean gently strokes your back. Wiping the tears away you try to relax in his arms.
“Going to kill that guy.” He grunts.
“Please don’t go away.” You plea.  
2 months later…
Waking up screaming you start crying again. ‘Why can’t you get over what happened?’ You hunt since childhood, you saw so many monsters but that guy…you can’t forget how helpless you felt for a moment.
Opening your door Dean looks at you. His face shows pure guilt.
“Do you want to sleep in my room?” He asks.
“I don’t want to disturb you.”
“Come.” Holding out is hand Dean waits for you.
“Sorry I woke you up…again.”
“Maybe I should’ve killed the guy…after they let him go…”
“Well my fake FBI badge, my fake name, should’ve known this will end this way.” You whisper.
“Going to find the guy and kill him.” Dean grunts.
“But we don’t kill people.”
“Y/N that guy is not a good person. I would be glad to kill him. I could kill him and sleep like a baby.” Dean states.
Lying down onto Dean’s bed you relax when he gently strokes your back.
“What will you do now?” He asks.
“All I want is to never feel helpless again.”
“I still can kill him.”
“I want him in jail Dean. He has to rot in jail.”
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Two weeks later…
“Hey, Sam where’s Dean?”
“He left to make a supply run. Got to go to meet up with Cas.”
“Be careful and greet Cas for me.”
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Rubbing your upper arm nervously you try to keep yourself busy. After Sam left you cleaned the kitchen and did the laundry. Being alone in the bunker makes you feel anxious.
Hearing noises coming out of the dungeon you wonder. Is Dean already back and why is he in the dungeon?
Getting closer to the room you hear Dean yelling. His voice is dominant and full of anger. Did he capture a demon?
“So you like hurting women asshole? You like to rape them? Answer me!”
“You really have the wrong person. Please, I never hurt a woman in my whole life.” A scared man answers and you freeze. It’s him.
“Oh you will answer me or you’ll regret it. Look at all my nice toys over there. What do you think should I use first? The blade? The knife? The hammer?” Dean snickers.
“No, please. I don’t know what you want to hear.”
“The woman behind the bar! You tried to rape her! You shot her!”
“Oh, that. Listen I don’t know what happened. One moment I was in the bar and then I didn’t have control over my body.”
“What do you mean you didn’t have control over your body?” Dean yells.
“I was in the restrooms and there was black smoke, I thought the bar is on fire. After I saw the black smoke I couldn’t control my body. The poor woman, I swear I would never hurt a woman.”
“When did you gain control over your body again?”
“After I got shot. Lying in my blood I saw the girl bleeding too.”
“Black smoke again?” Dean asks now calmer.
“Yes, how do you know?”
“Did you ever hurt another woman or girl?”
“No, I’m not even into women. I’m gay, I swear.”
“The girl, she couldn’t move for a moment. Did the smoke do this?”
“That smoke, whatever it was, said things in my mind. It said hold still, but I guess it meant the girl not me. I struggled against this thing and I think it was distracted for a moment.”
“I guess you saved her.” Dean says. Before opening the bindings he splashes holy water into the man’s face.
“Can I go now?”
“I let you go, but I suggest you to get this.” Showing the man his anti-possession tattoo Dean curses himself. Why didn’t he stay by your side?
“Okay. What was that thing?”
“Demon. The tattoo will protect you from being possessed again.”
“One more thing. In the bar after the thing took over my body, it whispered something to you too. It said forget about her and you turned away.”
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“You would’ve tortured him for me?” You whisper.
“I would do anything for you…anything.”
“It was a demon, he was after me?”
“We will find him and then I’ll rip him apart.”
“No, we will find him and I’ll rip him apart.”
“Sure, just say the word and I follow your lead.”
“I’m not helpless so I will kill him, he will never hurt anyone again.”
“You always been a tough chick and never helpless.” Dean says.
Smiling at him you nod before hugging him tight. “I’m not helpless but can I sleep in your room tonight?”
“Y/N, you don’t have to ask me to sleep in my room.”
“What if I don’t intend to sleep?”
“Even better…”
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caladhel-iarian · 6 years ago
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Talking to Dhel is like going to dinner at Dick’s Last Resort
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General Information—— —
FULL NAME:  Caladhel Ia’rian.
NICKNAME(S):
Dhel.
Dek.
Hardass.
The Ice Prince.
Smokestack.
Ladle.
Daddy. This is an excellent way to ensure he never talks to you again. Use with caution. And by caution, probably don’t ever call him this if you like his company.
Various other silly, syrupy endearments his brothers come up with on the fly.
TITLE(S):
Crown Prince Caladhel.
Master Caladhel.
Professor Ia’rian.
AGE:  305. Roughly the equivalent of a human in his mid-to-late 30′s.
BIRTHDAY:  October 29.
RACE:  Highborne. Yes, he has distinctly Sin’dorei colouring. But take a look at his ears, his height, his build, his face--he is not Sin’dorei. 
GENDER:  Male.
ORIENTATION: 
Heteroflexible.
Sapiosexual. 
Demisexual.
MARITAL STATUS: 
Married to his work.
(He’s single. Good luck changing his mind.)
Physical Appearance—— —
HAIR:
Thick, black as pitch, and silky. Mostly straight, though the jagged ends tend to swoop in all directions. He has two long strands that drape over his shoulders and touch his abs, long bangs (often swept to one side in a ponytail), and the rest is a choppy mess.
EYES: 
The irises are a rich chocolate brown with gold flecks. If they didn’t glow lime green, they’d resemble a deeper, darker tiger’s eye stone held up to the sunlight.
His eyes are narrow and almond-shaped, and they slant up at the outer corners. They’re also rimmed in black lashes thick enough and long enough to make many women envious.
HEIGHT:  8′ even. He’s a big boy.
BUILD: 
Many students express surprise when first confronted by this professor. They expect withered, hunched old men with beards longer than table runners, or frail, fragile dolls who would shatter in a stiff breeze. Instead, they get an enormous, broad-shouldered elf who looks like he could probably swim the entire Great Ocean without getting winded.
While he’ll never resemble a walking refrigerator, if you catch him naked, you’ll find plenty of lean, defined muscle. Dhel has a swimmer’s build.
DISTINGUISHING MARKS: 
A lip piercing that he doesn’t always wear.
Glasses. If he’s not wearing contacts, he’s wearing his glasses. Otherwise, he can’t see his hand in front of his face.
Tattoos. Many, many tattoos.
Knotty scars around his ankles, his heels, and his soles.
He has a birthmark on the tip of his right big toe; it resembles a bird with wings spread.
Both cheeks dimple when he smiles.
His smile is crooked; the left side of his mouth pulls up higher.
You’ll rarely see him without a cigarette and a cloud of purple smoke hanging around.
TATTOOS:  Left arm:
Family crest on the inside of his forearm (a massive tree on a hill with the sun rising behind it).
Infinity symbol curling around his wrist. It looks like a musical staff.
Musical staff around his bicep. The staff contains notation and a few lyrics.
A trio of fox kits chase a red butterfly down the outside of his forearm.
Right arm:
Azure cloud serpent Ouroboros on the outside of his forearm.
Marionette with cut strings on the outside of his bicep.
Words from his favourite poem on the inside of his forearm.
Fleur de lis on the inside of his wrist.
A Punch ‘n Judy stage with the titular characters on the inside of his bicep.
From his neck down, he is covered in runic tattoos that are only visible when he uses magic. They glow a vivid violet during his spellcasting. 
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PIERCINGS:  A lower lip piercing. He doesn’t always wear it.
COMMON ACCESSORIES: 
Cigarettes.
Pen and paper.
Eyeglasses.
A mithril ring on a simple silver chain around his neck. The ring is shaped like an ivy vine set with emerald leaves and tiny moonstone flowers.
A string of jade prayer beads wrapped around his wrist like a bracelet.
Books.
A briefcase and/or messenger bag filled with folders. The folders contain assignments he needs to grade and outlines for future assignments he can give his students.
Personal Information—— —
PROFESSION(S):
Crown Prince and Heir Apparent.
Vocalist, pianist, and lyricist for the rock band, Dysphoria.
Adjunct professor for the Sunfury Spire (Silvermoon) and the Violet Academy (Dalaran). 
He teaches World Mythology, Ancient Runes, and Advanced Evocation for the older students during the fall term, and general education for the kiddies during spring and fall terms. 
On occasion, he also teaches ballroom dancing as an afterschool elective.
HOBBIES: 
Collecting books.
Reading everything he can get his hands on.
Writing poetry and short stories he never publishes.
Ice sculpting.
Working on the book he does plan to publish.
Traveling and urban exploration.
Baiting people with harsh banter.
Tutoring kids.
Tea ceremony (both teaching and indulging in).
Making paper lanterns.
Solitary walks.
Playing piano.
Pointing out all your faults.
SKILL(S): 
Natural inclination for frost magic.
Conjuration.
Evocation.
Singing.
Playing piano.
Undefeated champion of hide and seek.
Making people upset.
Making people cry.
Born to teach.
Martyrdom.
Being an asshole. He’s real good at it.
Likes to think he’s great with words.
Despite how acerbic he is around adults, he’s fantastic with kids. 
Observant. Probably too observant.
Analytical to the point of paranoia.
Pointing out your flaws.
Hypocrisy.
Scrying.
Making a damn good cup of tea.
He’s a walking, insulting bag of dicks, but he’s surprisingly good at picking out gifts for people.
Getting pissed off faster than you can blink.
Fashion. The man’s a snappy dresser. Just as snappy as his mouth.
LANGUAGE(S): 
Thalassian.
Darnassian (ancient and modern).
Shalassian.
Gutterspeech.
Taurahe.
Common.
Zandali.
Pandaren.
Orcish.
RESIDENCE: 
He owns a penthouse apartment in Silvermoon. It’s located near the Court of the Sun and he shares it with both Lin and Bren--and the rest of his family whenever they come to visit.
He also has a penthouse apartment in Dalaran, smack in the middle of Runeweaver Square.
In the Brydydd Theatre outside Tranquillien (Ghostlands), an entire suite of rooms has been set aside for him.
Back in his homeland, he still has his private suite in the royal palace.
BIRTHPLACE:  Sunset Palace on Skyfire Isle. It sits at the end of Morning Glory Lane in the capital city of Berl’din Mor.
RELIGION: He’s about as religious as a rock.
Relationships—— —
SPOUSE: 
Unmarried--whether by choice or because no one can put up with his acid tongue, who knows? 
If you’re interested in getting him down the aisle, best of luck to you.
CHILDREN: 
None at the moment. But he’d love to have a large family of his own.
Because his genes are just as dominant as the rest of him, if he ever knocked a woman up, she can expect that her first child will be children, either twin boys or triplet sons. His line has bred true in this fashion for countless generations.
PARENTS: 
Taenaran Ia’rian (father).
Sumire Ia’rian nee Ker’anith (mother).
SIBLINGS:  In order of age:
Calaglin Ia’rian (triplet and elder brother by two minutes).
Calabren Ia’rian (triplet and younger brother by two minutes).
Ylinderwyn Ia’rian (sister).
Kethian Ia’rian (sister).
Istaunna Ia’rian (sister).
Kouwin Ia’rian (brother and twin to Kouyuu).
Kouyuu Ia’rian (brother and twin to Kouwin).
Yenchul Ia’rian (brother and twin to Tevryn).
Tevryn Ia’rian (adopted brother and twin to Yenchul).
Phirayaela Ia’rian (sister).
OTHER RELATIVES:  Too many to name here. Suffice to say, he comes from an enormous clan and holidays are busy. Both his grandmothers are still living, as well as his many-times great-grandmother.
PETS: N/A
Traits—— —
•extroverted / introverted / in between.
•disorganized / organized / in between.
•close minded / open-minded / in between.
•calm / anxious / in between.
•disagreeable / agreeable / in between.
•cautious / reckless / in between.
•patient / impatient / in between.
•outspoken / reserved / in between.
•leader / follower / in between.
•empathetic / indifferent / in between.
•optimistic / pessimistic / in between.
•traditional / modern / in between.
•hard-working / lazy / in between.
•cultured / uncultured / in between.
•loyal / disloyal / unknown / in between.
•assertive / timid / in between
Additional Information—— —
SMOKING:  never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.
DRUGS: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.
ALCOHOL: never/ sometimes / frequently / to excess.
Extra—— —
FACECLAIM(S):  Aoi of the GazettE (Shiroyama Yuu). But mostly, I just draw him.
VOICE CLAIM(S):  His own, I suppose.
ALIGNMENT:  Chaotic. 
NAME PRONUNCIATION:  Caladhel
CULL-uh-dell
CULL-ay-dull is also a possible pronunciation, but this is considered obscure and doesn’t really see use anymore.
Ia’rian
YAH-ree-ahn
IN GAME NAME: 
I don’t really play WoW anymore, but if you’re interested in him and you play Final Fantasy XIV, you can find him on Balmung under the name Kaito Fujiwara.
Otherwise, you can hit me up on Discord. Ask me for it. But be warned that I am slow to respond both because I have projects to work on and I make drafts of all my posts; I want to give you the best I can write.
OTHER:
You May Know Them If:
You’re a fan of music and you follow any bands around Azeroth and/or Eorzea. He and his band have been featured a few times in a popular music magazine called “Azerothian Axes.”
You’re a Magister/Magistrix. He’s part of the Conclave of Mages in Silvermoon and a decorated war veteran.
You ever attended classes at the Sunfury Spire or the Violet Academy; he’s taught there for several years now.
You also teach classes at either of these locations.
You’ve been to music concerts, including the concerts held each month in the Darkmoon Faire. He and his band have performed on this stage.
You’re friends with a girl who’s had her heart broken by this icy bastard and you’re out for some revenge.
You grew up in Silvermoon and played with the other kids. He’s probably kicked your ass at hide and seek.
Rp Hooks:
Find him in a bookstore and he’s more likely to be mellow enough to carry on a conversation with you. He likes books. Get him talking about them.
Find him in his favourite cafe in Silvermoon and he’s probably sitting at a table alone, grading student papers. Be smart in your approach and he’s less likely to try to bite your head off. Tea is a good way to get him interested.
If you’re a fan of his band/music, interact with him after the show. Approach him during the meet and greet. Just be sure he’s around his brothers or he’ll probably say some unpleasant things. And for the love of all that is holy, don’t bring him gifts. Or do, if you’re the sort of person who really enjoys conflict.
If you’ve ever taken one of his classes, talk to him. Ask him about his lectures. It’s a surefire way to get his attention and if you can speak with him intelligently, you’ll get on his good side. Or at least not on his “I wish you’d fall off the face of this planet” side.
Are you the adventurous, treasure-seeking type? Meet him on one of his journeys to collect ancient knowledge from ruined cities and tombs. Just be wary of his brothers lurking in the shadows.
Have kids who are fond of wandering off when you’re a little distracted? They are a bazillion percent safe with Dhel. Let your kid approach him and they’ll find a stern but gentle caretaker who will protect them while he helps them find their lost parent/sibling/nanny/governor. Just be ready for him to give you a tongue lashing for being an inattentive adult. And definitely do not call him “daddy” unless you never want to see him again.
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Dhel is pointing out your flaws.
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makeste · 6 years ago
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BnHA Bonus Rant #2: Dad for One
This is another ETA that got out of control from one of my chapter recaps (chapter 94)! This one is about All for One and whether or not he might be Deku’s dad. You know. The way villains sometimes are.
Anyway, I’ve been wanting to talk about this for a while, and I finally had a decent excuse. So here is my post about a theory you’ve probably already seen before! I can’t promise you it will contain any new thoughts that you haven’t already seen before either. I feel like I’m still way behind the times and out of the loop in this fandom, even though in the grand scheme of things the fandom isn’t really that old. But anyway.
So I’m putting the rest of this under a cut, and just FYI, this post is spoiler-free as long as you are caught up with the anime. For you manga readers, if there have been any further developments related to this, I ask that you please nod knowingly to yourselves and don’t say anything and just wait for me to finish catching up (I’m on chapter 145 now) so I can kick myself for jumping the gun and making this post too soon.
Okay, so to reiterate again, I know I’m by no means the only one to have theorized this (although I did think it up with my own brain. We were just late to the party). But that won’t stop me from posting a long list of my reasons as if I was! So here goes.
First off: All for One is Darth Vader. We all know Horikoshi is a big Star Wars fan who’s sprinkled multiple nods to the films throughout the series, and that there are numerous parallels among the characters. All Might is Obi-Wan; Gran Torino is Yoda; Izuku is Luke. And All for One is Vader. He was wounded and heavily scarred in a terrible duel with All Might years ago, and now has to wear a mask for life support. Later on, he symbolically “kills” All Might as Deku watches helplessly, leaving him to pick up the mantle. Hell, he even dramatically reveals the true parentage of a major character at a critical moment. The dude knows the power of the dark side of the Force, basically.
So now, as we also know, the most iconic moment in the original Star Wars trilogy is when Vader reveals to Luke that he is his father. It was a mind-blowing twist at the time, and set up the final confrontation between the two of them in Return of the Jedi. It’s since been replicated so often that it’s become one of the biggest clichés of all time. But I feel like that’s led to a drop-off in the use of this trope, since people have started trying to avoid it. And maybe, just maybe, we’ve gone long enough between major instances of it now for it to finally be fresh again. Or it could just be that I really, really want it to happen.
Second point: We know nothing about Deku’s father, Midoriya Hisashi, except that he’s “working overseas” and he has a fire-breathing quirk. As far as I’m concerned, “he’s overseas” could easily be code for “he ran out on us before Izuku was even born, and I don’t like to talk about it.” We’ve never once seen him even in flashbacks, not even when Izuku was very young.
And All for One could easily have a fire-breathing quirk. He has a zillion quirks. He could have just picked one out of a hat when he met Inko and been all “yeah this is my quirk.” Just saying.
Point the third: We've never gotten a clear look at what AFO’s face looked like before All Might fucked it up. There might be some resemblance to Izuku there, or there might not be. But more importantly, Izuku resembles his mother very strongly, so we already know that he got most of his looks from her. So appearance-wise, it almost doesn’t matter what AFO actually looks like.
Fourth of all: I’m pretty sure All for One lied to All Might about why he started looking for a successor. He said it was because of what All Might did to him. That it wrecked his quality of life and made him realize his own mortality. But the thing is, the timing of it doesn’t add up. All Might wounded him six years ago. Tomura’s age is unknown (as far as I know?), but at minimum he has to be at least as old as Deku, and I’m pretty sure he’s older. Like late teens to early twenties. And in the flashback where he first meets All for One, he is very young. No older than six or seven, and probably younger than that. So what I’m trying to say is, the timeline doesn’t add up if All for One only started thinking about a successor six years ago. More likely it’s been ten years at least, and possibly even longer than that.
And if he was toying around with the idea of finding a successor earlier on, he surely would have considered doing it the old-fashioned way. So maybe he hits up a few women, does the deed, and bails afterwards, but keeps tabs on the resulting children to see if any of them show signs of having inherited his quirk. But they don’t. And so his search continues. And since he continues to support the children and their mothers financially from “overseas”, few questions are ever asked.
Last but not least: Okay, so now we get to the interesting part. Because as we know, Izuku was born quirkless. Doc said he has that extra pinky toe joint or whatnot, so he’s shit out of luck. Right? Right. But here’s the thing.
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Okay so I know this is a bit of a reach. But I find it interesting that before pronouncing Izuku quirkless, the doctor confirms that Inko is fourth generation. This makes me wonder if the thing with the toes is something that developed side-by-side along with quirks. Like, let’s go back in time a couple hundred years. Quirks have just appeared on the scene. In other words, a few humans have evolved a genetic mutation that gives them superpowers. At the same time, there is another, separate mutation on the rise which involves ditching that extra toe joint. Neither of these mutations is very common yet, but they’re both genetically dominant. So now, fast-forward about ten generations, and quirks have become much more prevalent. We’ve gone from a few people having them to approximately 80% of the population running around with powers. At the same time, the pinky toe mutation has also become widespread, to the point where it now completely overlaps with the population of people who have quirks.
Someone who has better knowledge of genetics and evolutionary patterns can possibly confirm whether this makes any sense and is actually possible, or whether I’m just talking out of my ass. But basically, what I’m trying to say is that fifth generation Midoriya Izuku, born 200 years after quirks first appeared on the scene, would be expected to lack the extra toe joint, and if he does still have it, that indicates that he doesn’t have a quirk. But supposing that Izuku is not, in fact, fifth generation, but actually second generation, the son of one of the first humans to ever develop abilities, it would in theory be possible for him to lack that joint mutation, but still have a quirk.
Namely, All for One’s quirk. Which could explain why he was thought to be quirkless. Because Inko and the doctors are looking for young Izuku to either be breathing fire or moving small objects or some hybrid of both. They’re not looking for him to suddenly start stealing other people’s quirks. The only one who could possibly be expecting that is All for One himself.
Now let’s suppose that Izuku is a slightly late bloomer who doesn’t actually develop his quirk until after the medical experts have already deemed him quirkless. And All for One takes the doctors at their word, because he has no reason not to. Now we have a child who by all outward appearances seems to be quirkless, but may in fact not be.
Because we don’t really know how All for One works. It might be something that’s difficult to activate unless you actually know what you’re doing and are intent on doing it. All for One’s own brother was thought to be quirkless for a very long time because his quirk was very subtle and he didn’t realize it was there. All for One himself has a very different temperament from Izuku (read: he’s evil, and Izuku is not). He may have been the type of dude who met another person with a quirk one day and thought “FUCK YOU, I WANT THAT QUIRK” and instinctively activated AFO and stole that shit. Whereas Izuku, desperate though he was to get a quirk when he was younger, isn’t the type of person to ever just go, “I wish I could just take this person’s quirk! By force!!” And maybe that made a difference. Like I said, this part of it is a stretch, and I fully acknowledge that.
But there’s a part of me that just really likes the idea of Izuku realizing in a terrible moment that he’s the son of his own worst enemy. And of All for One (who probably didn’t realize at first, but delights in the perfect irony of it all once he does figure it out) finally getting his revenge when All Might learns that the boy he thinks of as his own son is actually All for One’s son. And Izuku learning that he did have a quirk of his own all along, but that it’s a terrible quirk that only inflicts suffering on others.
Except that there is a way for him to use this quirk for good, though. And that’s by taking the quirks back from All for One and restoring them to their original owners, if it’s still possible. Like Ragdoll. God. Imagine if Izuku could get her quirk back. Him being traumatized by this ability at first, this terrible power that links him against his will to this figure of pure evil. But then pulling himself together, and turning things around, and using it to do what he does best. Using it to save people.
Anyway. So those are my thoughts on the “dad for one” theory as I believe it’s known. As it stands now in the manga, I’d say there’s maybe like a 30% chance of this happening? AFO being the dad, that is. Izuku inheriting his quirk is maybe a 10% chance. And yes, I am just saying numbers at random and there’s no actual mathematical basis. But that won’t stop me from ramping these figures up if and when we ever get more backstory on Izuku, and/or more AFO stuff.
Please oh please manga, give me more backstory on Izuku and more AFO stuff.
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afraidof-thedark · 5 years ago
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When my older sister turned 19, my parents started looking at me with the deepest pity and grief I have ever seen; like I was going to crumble and disappear at any moment.
I was 16 and listening to music in my bedroom when my mother came to me with a beautiful portrait in her hands. It was of my great-grandmother Eleanor.
“Pat, you know how Eleanor used to say that when she was 18, a she-devil offered her some kind of paradise if she agreed to die immediately, right?”
It was a weird question; whenever my mother had a little more to drink, she’d retell this tale over and over. She came from a long line of spiritual but pragmatic women, women who fought to study and to work in male-dominated fields. Women who also found a good man to marry, women who had everything.
But then tragedy struck in their lives and they would lose a daughter or a niece. Always.
“Yes, mom," I replied, and we recited together: “And she said fuck off, I have 7 siblings to help raising."
And Eleanor did. She worked her ass off to send her younger brothers and sisters to good schools, became a college teacher herself, and kept teaching every new generation of women to be strong and stand up for themselves.
My mother always loved her to bits, and did her best to raise her kids the way her grandmother had taught. Eleanor peacefully died of old age when I was a baby, and overall lived a great, accomplished, loving life.
But grief knocked on her door periodically, as she had to bury a daughter and a granddaughter, both at age 18. My aunt Cecelia died years before I was born, and that took a huge toll on my mother and on my other aunt, Christa.
Eleanor didn’t believe it was a tragic coincidence. No.
She thinks that the same she-devil who invited her to go live in a better place came to claim her descendants.
After Cecelia, there were no deaths.
My sister and my cousins have all crossed the line to 19, and none of them reported anything weird happening to them.
I’m the only female in my family who is still 18.
Despite the fact that I always admired Eleanor, I confess that I thought that she was being superstitious, or even mocking us—she was known for her savage sense of humor. So this conversation I had with my mother had been completely brushed from my mind.
Then today a gorgeous, magnificent woman approached me.
I am a part-timer at a frozen yogurt joint. As you might expect, the small store was empty. The little bell on the door rang, and I raised my eyes to meet a stunning, elegant woman who seemed to be on her early 30s.
She was wearing a simple and unassuming dress, but the fit was flattering. It was impossible to take your eyes off of her.
“Hello, Patricia." Her voice was velvety and melodious. “I see Eleanor’s granddaughter told you about me."
I forgot how to breathe for a while. She was just… God, I had considered myself straight up to this point, but then I had found a woman that I both wanted to be like and have for myself.
“Come on, get yourself some fro-yo on me. Mine will be salted caramel and strawberry, if you please."
I mechanically filled two little cups as she graciously sat.
I stared at her intently.
“When you see Christa, tell her to see a doctor about that persistent headache. Unpleasant surprise on the way,” she said very casually. “So tell me about you, Pat."
“D-don’t you know all about me already?” I asked. She smiled kindly, but the warmth never reached her violet eyes; it wasn’t like they were cold, but they were neutral. Neutral and incredibly sharp.
“I know everything there is to know about everyone on your little planet, darling. But I’d still like to hear your version."
“I’m not actually interesting, you know?” I sighed. “I am only okay at everything. My sister is brilliant and she’s pretty too, while I’m too average and not even sure what I want to major in."
She smiled so brightly I thought I was gonna go blind.
“Don’t you want to be part of something bigger and easier?” she asked. “I’ll offer you a great deal, the same one I offered your ancestor Eleanor, her daughter Bettina, and your aunt Cecelia. You know the results."
“I’m listening," I said. I don’t know the circumstances of their deaths, but I know that both Bettina and Cecelia took the offer.
“Well, take a look around the world you live in. You’re young, but old enough to know. Do you feel safe walking the streets? Isn’t this world rotten? Sure, you can say there are good people; people that mind their own business, at least. But the rotten apples always spoil the whole barrel. And lately you mortals have seen that happening a lot of people you used to deem good, huh?”
“I don’t… feel safe. Two of my friends have been assaulted. I admit sometimes I’m scared to leave my bed," I replied. “Still, I’d feel so bad about how my mother would miss me."
She smiled.
“You’re a good girl, Patricia. I’m Lilith, by the way," she grabbed my hands. “Let me tell you something, although I’m sure you already know this in your heart. All the women in your family are fit for this deal, but I have to choose only one. I chose you because you won’t be missed as much." I recoiled, feeling hurt, but I knew that Lilith wasn’t lying. There was a spark of compassion in her eyes too. “It’s not that you’re not loved, it’s just that your cousins and your sister…”
“Are so much better than me in every sense. I know. I panic easily, I don’t trust my own decisions, and I don’t have any special talent. Sometimes my life feels like such a waste."
“It’s not, dear. It’s not. Because you were born for something greater. Greater than these girls you deem better than yourself. They are fit for this world. You are fit for the Utopia."
“What’s the Utopia?”
“It’s everything there is out there, the only eternal life in the universe, offered to a select few. All the great people on Earth are nothing but a heartbeat. They will fade to nothing, like all the unassuming lives."
“So you mean there’s no heaven and hell? And what about God?”
“Oh, God exists. God created great things. Imperfect, inferior beings like you humans are just the collateral damage of his masterpieces; the residuum of the creation. He never even turned His face to you, or batted an eyelash when we told him our plan. Lucifer and I see potential in you. Well, some of you. Most are truly garbage”.
I was utterly amazed. “Why do you only take young women?”
She smiled again.
“That’s a great question. Lucifer likes to collect men in their 40s, so he can laugh at their moral dilemmas. How will my family live without me, the great provider?? What if Karen marries another man and Cody turns gay because he didn’t have a masculine figure?” She did a great impersonation of a generic middle-aged man. “But I take my girls while they are still beautiful and not completely tired of how unfair this world is to them. I don’t want the morons in your society to make you forget what Eleanor taught you. She knew there would be only nothingness out there after she died, but she opted to stay and take care of her loved ones. It was a bold, admirable choice, and I decided to reward her for it. She was the only one I ever approached to refuse."
“So you can’t both live a great life here and go to this place you call Utopia?” I asked.
“Oh, one usually can’t have it all, no. But I picked two or three of those. Like Marilyn and Cleo. They were almost 40 but still young at heart and completely unfazed by how the world tried to break them. You have to admire that."
“How is that Utopia? Will I like it?”
Lilith snapped her fingers. The walls and furniture around us, and even the street across the door started to fold and fold and fold, like the reality was only a 3D draft, until they became minuscule pieces of cardboard, and then they fell into the infinite under us.
We were now surrounded by a stunning, futuristic place. There was no sense of feeling cold or hungry, we could move by floating around as we pleased, and there were amazing buildings everywhere, decorated with statues of pure white marble and paintings so beautiful I wanted to cry.
I could see colors I never imagined possible, and the sky was always a warm shade of blue, but dotted with stars, and an immense full moon.
Everything was shiny, symmetrical and felt right; peaceful, but far from boring. A perfect, ordered chaos.
“This place is constantly expanding, so you’ll always find new things to do. You’ll never live another tedious day."
She snapped her fingers again, and everything unfolded and rose back into place.
“And if I accept your offer, which I will… can I choose the way I die and do something first?”
“Oh, you have a few days to deal with all your stuff. I’m not a monster, you know?” the she-devil smiled again.
“Great!” I said. “There’s only one thing I need to do before I go with you. I want to kill the man who raped by best friend."
Lilith agreed to allow me to do it, and we talked some more before she left.
And that’s all I can remember clearly. The rest of the day was a blur; knowing that I would die, I wanted to quit my dead-end job immediately, but I had no one to quit to, and I couldn’t leave the store unattended. So I stayed, surrounded by weird ice cream, thinking about what awaited for me.
The she-devil told me that I couldn’t tell anyone I was about to die, but I was allowed to discreetly say my goodbyes. My family was really nice and had taught me a lot, and I had valuable friends, but none of that was reason enough to refuse an eternal life of happiness where I could even be friends with Cleopatra and Marilyn Monroe.
I spent some quality time with my loved ones, then two days later, I took my mother’s handgun and headed to see the one who hurt and destroyed my beloved friend, both physically and mentally.
I won’t describe the details of the torture I put him through. I’ll just say that I only stopped when it seemed to me that he went through at least ten times what he made her endure.
And then I killed him.
“Oh, shit," was my only reaction as I realized that punishing this disgusting man felt even better and even more right than living in a perfect Utopia.
It feels like I finally found my purpose. If this world is all that there is, the only thing we can do is enjoy it.
And we’ll only be able to enjoy it if we cleanse it.
I decided to take this mission upon myself.
But there’s only a problem: I already agreed with dying tomorrow.
I signed the contract and now I'm terrified of what Lilith will do to me when I say I changed my mind.
-u/poloniumpoisoning
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✩ watergate :3
this took too fucking long
Disagreements:
Who is more likely to raise their voice? i feel like emma cos she’s more angry dramatic and he’s more emo dramatic but i was also gonna say he probably should to accomodate for his heightWho threatens to leave but never actually does? neither of them, they’ve both left one another repeatedly. Who actually keeps their word and leaves? both of them, see above. Who trashes the house? i don’t think either of them … i can’t see him ever doing it but if he did she would kick his ass things need to be NEAT Do either of them get physical? basement gate tease ! but no … it’s soft ….  that’s been erased from my memory … they’re emo not violent  How often do they argue/disagree? all the time but about #dumb shit nowadays … used to be more serious but now? you like chocolate ice cream better? … idiot  Who is the first to apologise? if they had a penny for every time mickey has apologised to her both of them could quit their low salary jobs and move to france 
Sex:
Who is on top? bold of u to assume they aren’t both switches Who is on the bottom? ^Who has the strangest desires? Any kinks? mind ur fucking business … snuggling is a kink Who’s dominant in bed? i don’t think dominant has ever been in either of their vocabulary where’s the john mulaney gif abt soup in the lap … regaurdless … probably he has to be she’s babyIs head ever in the equation? she suck the dick for free and mickey is a good boy, he knows how to go down on a womf If so, who is better at performing it? i don’t know how sex works is it easier to eat thrussy or suck a dick … they both try the only thing that matters is that once he said she was better at sex than [ redacted ] Ever had sex in public? private public … like not dressing room public but like, romantic lookout in a car public … hope no coppers come 2 shine their flashlight Who moans the most? idk if this is my sexism or my lesbian but women should, legally, be required to moan more than menWho leaves the most marks? he better swallow his masculinity and get used to concealer but i feel like that wld not be an issue for him, king ! he can’t borrow hers though it won’t match Who screams the loudest? WHO YELLSWho is the more experienced of the two? mickey. fucking duh. Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? they make love :3Rough or soft? soft … unlike his penis How long do they usually last? haha 8 seconds joe goldberg tease? idk how long sex even lasts in general …. solidly average is my guess Is protection used? he better wrap it before he taps it my girl cannot afford plan b . so yesDoes it ever get boring? not …. boring but ….. consistent. when emma gets too drunk she asks odette for sex advice bc she doesn’t want to bore ickey Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? nowhere is strange if ur brave enough.
Family:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? …. yes ….If so, how many children do your muses want/have? she wants 27 children actually but literally anything from 1-30 will suffice …. they need a lot of help on his inevitable farm Who is the favorite parent? mickey is the fun parent so u already know who it is Who is the authoritative parent? REMEMBER the clip i sent u from the marky mark movie … she’s always the bad guy until he gets #fedup and he has to remind her that she’s not doing it this time AJSDKF Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? honeslty both of them unless emma hoards all the candy … selfish  Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? both of them they make fucking SIGNS …. its a little league game u dont need to paint the football stripes on ur faceWho goes to parent teacher interviews? they both go but mickey is better at them because emma always goes into teacher mode and tries to talk about Who changes the diapers? mickey does he’s a NURSE he is not grossed out , she is . baby poop is rank Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? where tf is that gifset from prison break when u need it … she does but only because she hates diapers and it’s only fair to pop a tiddie out every night for ur kid in exchangeWho spends the most time with the children? ummmm FAMILY FUN NIGHT x Who packs their lunch boxes?Who gives their children ‘the talk’? mickey he is obligated as a medical professional she don’t teach sex ed …. Who cleans up after the kids? emma but only because she’s a neat freak Who worries the most? both of them try to pretend they’re VERY cool and nonchalant and this is actually very easy until one of them cracks (probably her) and they both worry together constantly . solidarity babey ! ….. moreso her tho u cannot change my mind Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? auntie odette change my mind we said FUCK watergate lives , emdette rise 
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle? both of them …. constntly …. disgusting Who is the little spoon? [ jake peralta vc ] everyone likes to be the little spoon, it makes them feel safe ! LOOK HERE buddy …. he is and i dont take questions , even when he was 10 ft Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? can he fucking keep his hands AWF …. thats coming from me not emma she appreciates it Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? both of them …. its CONSTANT … hand on the shoulder , touching someone’s back as u walk past …. SOFT ! n then the one gif  u sent from superstore where amy slaps jonah’s ass that’s emma How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?  they actually fall asleep cuddling and wake up complaining abt falling asleep in a uncomfortable position… shut up abt ur back pain ur not 80 Who gives the most kisses? KISS kisses …. he. but know … she’s always kissing him on the cheek What is their favourite non-sexual activity? this is gonna sound g*y as hell but stay with me here ………. just being in the same place , even when they’re doing diff stuff . TOGETHERNESS …. vomit time Where is their favourite place to cuddle? the couch , i retract my statement about them not being 80 they actually fall asleep watching tv Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? casually ? she … to actually initiate eye emoji ? he How often do they get time to themselves? all the time , they know 2 other people 
Sleeping:
Who snores? he does im hcing this for ur own character If both do, who snores the loudest? she doesn’t SNORE she’s a lady Do they share a bed or sleep separately? they’ve been in 200 different stages of relationship ……. OTHER than depending on that , she sleeps better w him there :3If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? they start far apart cos she’s a blanket hog but she always ends up next 2 him Who talks in their sleep? she mumbles sometimes ….. its nothing coherent What do they wear to bed? she owns 47 different stupid size xxxxxxxl shirts that were 2 bucks  from walmart and wears only that . i bet mickey owns a bathrobe, bourgeois pig … Are either of your muses insomniacs? idk she reads a chapter of whatever dumb shit she’s reading and has tea or wine and conks out ….. idk his business Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? idk abt taking them and ik its not the point but shes anal retentive abt keeping medicine in the medicine cabinet so THERE BETTER NOT BE Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? AS I SAID … they start out on opposite sides of the beg and end up more tangled than tangled (20whatever) Who wakes up with bed hair? his hair is floofy ,,,, Who wakes up first? i feel like that depends on his shifts …. she wakes up at the same damn time every week day …. weekends though she sleeps in for 10 yrs so him Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? emma tries and he has to leave bed anyway because the fire alarm goes off  What is their favourite sleeping position? she prefers it when she has all the blankets Who hogs the sheets? she does Do they set an alarm each night? they have JOBS does she look like pippa to u Can a television be found in their bedroom? yes so she can cry over dumb rom coms over somewhere other than the couch …… he’s invested in them , change my mind Who has nightmares? i already know ur about to say he does so im calling the cops on u end of story Who has ridiculous dreams? all of emma’s dreams are indistinguishable from bad acid trips Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? she sleeps in the fetal position he seems like a sprawler …..Who makes the bed? emma …. its gotta be CLEAN and if he ever says “why make it we’re just gonna sleep there again” its on SIGHT What time is bed time? whenever she passes out , always before midnight , considering they’re 72Any routines/rituals before bed? i bet they brush their teeth at the same time to see who can do it faster like they’re five year olds …. or that gifset from new girl where he’s like “ u read my walking dead fanfic ? ”Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? emma takes three cups of coffee to be able to be her CHIPPER self …. 
Work:
Who is the busiest? she has like a 6 hour work day so he for sure Who rakes in the highest income? i just googled nurses versus preschool teachers and he makes twice what she does …. laughs nervously …. glad she’s going back 2 school but elementary teachers STILL make less …. mr talbot got COIN ! Are any of your muses unemployed? no , freeloading is ILLEGAL Who takes the most sick days? i feel like the two worst jobs to go into sick are a literal hospital with immunocompromised people and a preschool with toddlers who dont wash their hands …. equal maybe Who is more likely to turn up late to work? despite her original beef with odette in the apocalypse verse emma is NEVER late to work Who sucks up to their boss? she cooks dinner , a nice LASAGNA for whoever to heat up and mickey has to break it to her that making whoever her superior is eat what tastes like glue will in fact , damage their relationship What are their jobs? hes a nursey  boy …. shes a teacher Who stresses the most? about life in general? her. about work? probably him. he’s dealing with LIVES she’s got the alphabet Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? they better they aren’t getting paid enough to hate it Are your muses financially stable? they’re not rich but they’re not dying and that’s what matters 
Home:
Who does the washing? emma because it relaxes her Who takes out the trash? he better , she does not like to  LOOK at things once they are thrown out … its smelly Who does the ironing? neither of them have ironed anything in their lives Who does the cooking? HE HAS TO IDC if he isn’t fuckign gordon ramsay she’ll kill them Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? emma Who is messier? if he leaves a single sock on the floor he is automatically messier than her Who leaves the toilet roll empty? that’s satanic neither of them Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? he does …. its just not REALISTIC that she does Who forgets to flush the toilet? that’s gross ……hopefully neither ….. DISGOSTEING.mp4Who is the prankster around the house? anything STUPID is hers and hers alone but i feel like he’d do something relatively innocent and it would go HORRIBLY wrong like , hey emma come get y’all juice ….Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? despite being organized in every other aspect of her life emma has never kept track of keys in her life its a disease Who mows the lawn? he does , he shld do it shirtless so she can objectify him Who answers the telephone? mickey, she truly stares at it hoping it’ll go away Who does the vacuuming? emmaWho does the groceries? she would make HORRIBLE decisions ,,, he shld make the list and she shld get it Who takes the longest to shower? no sexism but she’s a girl Who spends the most time in the bathroom? see above 
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem? yES like … they can afford groceries , make rent , but for literally every american except jeff bezos money is a problem in some area . this isn’t a hc just a capitalist hellscape How many cars do they own? two …. neither of them are very nice cars Do they own their home or do they rent? rent unless/until he gets the farm of his dreams Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? countryside thats where FARMS are … but like rn , coast cos there’s the ocean in town Do they live in the city or in the country? see above bbgDo they enjoy their surroundings? the goats of the future and the noisy neighbors of the current and past eras both leave something to be desired , but in general yes What’s their song? not to go all modern au but remember when stereo hearts was on their 2011 mixtape AJSKDF …. issa bop and its arguably the most cutesy singable on the playlist What do they do when they’re away from each other? bitch idk ? exist as human beings ?Where did they first meet? idk she probably met him for coffee or sum before moving in together to make sure he wasn’t a serial killer How did they first meet? they were roommates … oh my god they were roommates …. she prolly put an ad in the paper very lucky she did not get murdered x Who spends the most money when out shopping? i feel like neither of them are big spenders but her sticker and colored pen budget is larger than it should be Who’s more likely to flash their assets? i thought this was talking about tits for a second but im assuming mone ? they keep it humble Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? they both do , bullying one another is a bonding experience Any mental issues? more than you know my guy Who’s terrified of bugs? if she sees a SPIDER she floors it , but she releases most other bugs …. he better kill anything w 8 legs tho Who kills the spiders around the house? mickey , as described above wow im psychic Their favourite place? they can make any place work together … gay but true , just like me Who pays the bills? she has a special binder just for taxes Do they have any fears for their future? all the fears actually Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? she cannot cook but she has 10/10 ordered takeout , put it on plates and been like :the happy version of the pensive emoji yk the one: i cooked it while the reciept is still on the counter Who uses up all of the hot water? thats very selfish she wld never but she also showers first bc she doesn’t trust him not to ….. Who’s the tallest? they , in american , are the SAME HEIGHT ,,, fuck centimeters Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?Who wanders around in their underwear? clothes are oppressive let them both do it coward Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? it probably turns into a competition until they’re both singing at the top of their lungs …. omg watergate you’re gonna burst a vocal cord oh my god they can’t hear us they have airpods in What do they tease each other about? literally everything …. one of them BREAHTES wrong and the other is like “ ah didnt realise the asthma express was in town “ Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? mickey literally dresses like the fresh prince so u already answered that for me Do they have mutual friends? can the real jack detler please stand up Who crushed first? she ……. did not immediately fall in love with him let me tell u , it took her some solid MONTHS to realise she was in deep for his bitch ass Any alcohol or substance related problems? i wld hope not , #stubie twWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? them , together , for getting kicked out of the bar for singing Who swears the most? neither ? 
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30 Day Monster Challenge 2 - Day #5: Favorite Fish-Man
1.)    Abe Sapien (BPRD)
Good old Abraham Sapien. Been with us since the fist arc of Hellboy. Abe’s come a long way since then; met his mom, found his wife, subsequently lost her, reunited with his old steampunk buddies, got elected as antichrist after Hellboy and Liz, went into a coma, mutated a couple of feet taller, and so and so on. Into Abe is thrown a lot of bigger themes that inform us of the Mignolaverse’s overall composure. On the aesthetic side, Abe always brings the ocean, fish, and water with him. Lovecraft’s fear of the ocean, Verne’s fascination, and Melville’s awe of it are all wrapped up in Abe Sapien. In his past life, he even came from a whaling family, and he was part of a secret society of ocean-worshiping spiritualists. That’s the other aesthetic cue in Abe; Victoriana. Even when in body armor and running across the flooded remains of the Gulf Coast, Abe never loses a certain gentility. But as a character theme, more than anything, I think Abe represents tragedy. He’s lost more than anyone; Even Liz can still say she has her humanity. Abe can’t even remember his past life, and now he’s becoming a little more monstrous every day.
But through all that, Abe is still maybe the most relatable member of the BPRD for me. (Well, the superpowered ones anyway.) Abe isn’t really sure of who he is or his place in the world, and he’s still looking for those connections that root a person. At the same time, Abe sticks to the middle of the road, acting as the voice of reason even in unreasonable circumstances. He’s capable of emotional outbursts and faults, but for the most part, Abe succeeds at being a good person. Abe might be the strangest core member of the BPRD, but that he’s never inhuman. We don’t need to be super heroes; just basically good people are enough to keep the world running.
2.)    Davy Jones (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Man, I just love how cool this guy is. Sea monster octopus pirate; that’s a character description that makes my inner ten year old want to jump and down. Davy Jones’ whole character design is just so nifty; tentacle beard, organic peg-leg, crab-claw hook hand, a sweet pipe and a giant hat. Hat’s also important for the other reason I love Jones; plays into so many mythical archetypes. Costumers for PotC explicitly stated they picked Jones’ hat because it looked like horns, and they really wanted Jones to fit his role as essentially the pirate devil. As the PotC spans out, Jones is revealed to have been even more legendary characters; he’s the Old Man of the Sea that Odysseus had to wrestle to go to Hades, and Charon guiding souls over to the underworld. I’ll be honest, Davy Jones’ pathos with the lost love never really struck a chord with me. Bill Nighy’s performance of it was great, though, so props are definitely in order for that. And last, but certainly not least, I can’t not love a man who keeps a kraken as a pet.
3.)    Deep Ones (H.P. Lovecraft)
The classic. The first. Your one and only. It’s beginning to look a lot like fish-men. The blue-collar workers of the Cthulhu Mythos. H.P. Lovecraft’s fear of the ocean and corrupted bloodlines all wrapped into one beautiful, horrible fish creature. Nothing quite beats Lovecraft’s originals; he goes out of his way to describe them as alien, foul, and horrible. They’re another one of those monsters you can practically smell through the pages. I think it’s safe to say that half the other fish-men on this list wouldn’t exist without the Deep Ones. People are still scared of the ocean and the alien things living in it, and the Deep Ones give that fear a face. All the while they call to some primal part of us, an archaic memory that remembers when our species used to be fish, and they tell us to come home. Just as angels call us to come to God, the Deep Ones call us back to the sea. (Also; fat and hunchbacked Deep Ones only. I’m sorry; I wish I didn’t have to make that call. If it was up to me, all Deep Ones would be valid. But these are the times we live in, and sacrifices have to be made, preferably to Father Dagon.)
4.)    The Creature from the Black Lagoon (Universal Monsters)
Deep Ones lite. There’s actually a lot I like about the Creature on its own merits. It’s such a natural creature, as far as monsters go. It lives in harmony with its ecosystem, and its design really conveys that its simply a fish that has evolved into a humanoid shape. You can say the same thing about humans, though, and that ultimately is where we connect with the Creature. He’s also kind of charming in his own way; wide eyes, smiling face, no big pointy teeth. He’s practically a goldfish compared to the Deep Ones. And of course those underwater ballet sequences are still just absolutely beautiful. I think more than the Deep Ones, the Creature can probably be compared to King Kong; a primal, more innocent creature so strange that humanity wouldn’t leave it alone. Mankind’s desire to know more about the mysterious ultimately destroyed that mystery, conveying the paradox of how destructive discovery can be.
5.)    The Asset (Shape of Water)
We’ve come full circle now, I suppose. Centuries ago, sailors dreamed up half women/half fish creatures to ease their loneliness, and now we’ve made a half man/half fish to do the same for women. The Asset is pretty explicitly a makeover of the Creature from the Black Lagoon, even coming from a distant part of South America. There’s also clearly some Abe Sapien in there, which is only to be expected coming from Guillermo del Toro. This might sound weird, but I think the details I appreciate most are the spines and the fangs. I know this whole movie was supposed to be about how the monster was less dangerous than the Creature, but the spines and fangs just make it feel like a more believable creature.
6.)    The Creature (Monster Squad)
But before the asset, there was another Creature from the Black Lagoon reboot in The Monster Squad. This movie is just the gift that keeps on giving. I’d say that the Creature here is the strongest individual design out of the whole batch. He didn’t really do much in this movie, but he made one heck of an impression. Designed by none other than the late, great Stan Winston, this version of the Creature looks like its ready to kick ass and take names. I distinctly get the impression of a piranha from it, and you can just imagine a mob of these guys rising up out of the Amazon and pulling down a river boat.
7.)    Sahuagin (Dungeons and Dragons)
There are a lot of different fish people to choose from in D&D. Kuo Toa, Skum, Locathah, mermaids, Atlanteans, and the list grow longer every year. But my personal favorite are the Sahuagin; brutal, murderous raiders living in a strict tribal hierarchy, worshiping a giant shark, and prone to mutations. While most fish men draw from Lovecraft, I got the distinct impression that the Sahuagin were more pulpy, a bit more Edgar Rice Burroughs. Even their other name, the Sea Devils, sounds like something Conan or Tarzan would fight in a comic book. Their designs are just so cool; fin ears, bullet heads, shark teeth, long tails. Before ‘scary’, these were sea monsters made to look intimidating. They are the most organized antagonistic force under the waves, threatening everything from merfolk to sailors. Their goal? Nothing short of supreme domination of the sea.
8.)    Shark Giant (Bloodborne)
Another Deep One descendent, and this one hits like a truck. There’s a lot to be said for the shark giant on its own merits. It’s lack of eyes make you think that it senses by scent, and remind you of how a shark can sense a drop of blood in water a hundred miles away. There are, of course, the teeth, and how they seem to take up more space than there is for the mouth. The barnacles on its back are both a crest and a fin. Its paleness makes it seem to glow in the dark, like its bioluminescent. It really reinforces the feeling in the Fishing Hamlet that you’re underwater, like the boundaries between land, sea, and sky have been blurred. More than any other monster in the Fishing Hamlet, the shark giant is what reminds me of Lovecraft’s Dagon; a huge, deformed figure skulking over the mud of a submarine nightmare-scape.
9.)    The Children of the Thing That Drifted Ashore (Junji Ito)
The Thing That Drifted Ashore isn’t even really my favorite Junji Ito sea monster story; that would probably be Gyo. But the things that come crawling out of it are some of the first fish people I find genuinely disgusting, evoking that same feeling Lovecraft wanted from his Deep Ones. The Thing had apparently swallowed dozens of people that fell into the sea over the years, keeping them in its stomach. But rather than being digested, the people changed. It’s subtle, but you can still see it; webbed fingers, widened eyes, transparent skin. Inside the Thing, the people were witnesses to the abyss of the deep sea and driven mad by it. I’m reminded of an old version of the story of Jonah I was read as a child, where Jonah looked through the great fish’s eyes and saw the fires of Sheol and the Leviathan at the bottom of the ocean. The people swallowed are reborn, now children of the Thing, belonging only to the deep sea.
10.)    Otto Aquarius (The Venture Bros)
I just love this cute little guy. He’s only a minor character on the Venture Brothers, but he still made an impression on me. A half Atlantean that became a Mormon missionary, he’s just so earnest and eager. He’s an obvious play on superheroes like Namor and Aquaman, but they can’t hold a candle to this sweetheart. He’s clean, he’s polite, he’s socially conservative, he’s useless in combat; Otto’s just endearing. Dump the Asset and get with the real catch, folks.
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ellaintrigue · 3 years ago
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When did we ruin intimacy?
Sex is a common theme in everything it seems. And if you don't want to talk about it, you get accused of being a prude. The entire universe wants women in particular to spread their guts out and take any man that approaches them. No pleasure is expected for us, our needs are not considered, and we are likened to a herd of cattle: expected to breed and serve; to be used for our meat.
Seen it all my life, men first started noticing me when I was only 12. I didn't even have tits. Just a little girl in blue jeans and a t-shirt, playing with frogs and mud. But I could feel 50 year old men stare right through me.
I like sex as much as the next person but when it's demanded by strangers it's not for me. It's not about being a prude or saving my body, it's about standing up to male ruled society. The need to use and exploit women without any gain for them.
Sex has to have a build up. I was talking to this gentleman and we progressed into personal discussions. I found out he was an industry worker and that's all well and fine. With my consent he sent me some pictures, one was of his legs over his head, displaying his asshole. It was a fairly wide slit, as the anus doesn't bounce back like a vagina does after being stretched. While I was pleased to see a fellow free spirit, it was ruined by the look in his eyes. They were dull, like someone doing things because they had to, not for fun.
Men get pimped and abused too, just not as often as women. But that's what it looked like to me. His whole life was sex, and selling it. There was no intimacy, just a broken boy with hollow eyes.
If only there could be a break in all the awful guys I get hit up by talking about how they want to dominate women, fuck their asses, and choke them, but sex not being an obsession, like with the adult worker. Where is the healthy in-between? I don't want to rough up a guy by fucking his ass like men want to do to women. All that shit is about hatred and control. If you said to one of these so called "dom" guys you'd want to have his hole, he'd act offended and say that's "gay." Close-minded abusers, the modern norm.
You can be kinky and not rough. And you can value a person you have sex with, without seeing them as a sex doll and not a human. But those seem to be outdated values now. Everyone is selling sex, obsessed with sex, or using sex as an otherwise unhealthy outlet. What happened to actually admiring someone and being excited about them? Not just excited because your dick is hard but because you love their eyes, their smile, the scent of their skin.
Late summer, 2021: I had been talking to a guy for a few months and already met him once. He was light-hearted and friendly and we had a lot in common. He was blue collar and traditional but also not oppressed. He believed in weed, abortion, and all of the good stuff life has to offer. We talked and laughed at the beach all day then had burgers and fried fish.
We were eager to see one another again, I shaved my armpits and put on a real bra for the first time in a while as opposed to frumpy sports bras I went out in for errands.
"You, look at you, send me one more shot, sittin' on a bathroom sink Damn you, really turn me on, paintin' your toenails pink"
He drove to me straight after his job and showed up in a dusty sweatshirt with dirt on his face, work boots still on. He smelled like ground metal and smoke. He smelled good! He sat on the couch and looked perfect, dusty shoulder, smiling, long soft blond hair. Big dark green eyes. He always had an inquisitive look, like someone who listened really well.
"Easy baby before you say, but if I can make it just one more day"
I had told him he was free to shower and use the guest room, as he was spending the night. He could sleep with me or in there, as there was no expectation of sex. We were in our 30s and getting to know one another still, that was way more intimate than jumping straight into fucking.
"That old house is gonna be shakin' I hope those bricks and boards can take it"
He said he did want to shower and change and took his sweatshirt off, his slender body more apparent under a T-shirt. This man was very old school and traditional. Had a wife beater under the T, both tucked into his jeans, and a belt on, tight around his narrow hips. He invited me into the bathroom and I put the lid down on the toilet and sat. "Only if you're comfortable," I said. He was rather shy in conversation and timid in person much of the time.
He stripped his remaining shirts off, revealing perfect fair skin, light tan on the face, arms, and shoulders. Pale, pale blond hair, and some delicate chest hair in the middle and around his nipples. The ideal blond, all in order, except the gleaming, almost black, green eyes. That set off the image just right.
"But I won't be surprised if the whole damn place just falls"
He undid his belt and slid out of his work pants, easing them down over his little hips. Well proportioned in the groin area, everyone likes a fit guy with a big dick. Nice heavy nuts. I'm all for being body positive but, really, when it comes down to doing a job, do you want a S-10 or do you want a Silverado?
"I'm gonna rock you baby, like a wrecking ball"
He gave me a little look with his hard dark eyes and then stepped in the shower. Water streamed through his back-length hair, it turning a dark honey color from being damp. Perfect small tight ass, broad shoulders, a 6 pack, firm little belly, and slender but muscular legs and arms, 5'9. A beautiful male. There's some sexist hype that women are sexy with firm boobs and men are gross and hairy with drooping parts. Not at all. Every part of a good man is beautiful, even his testes. God was proud when he made Adam and he was proud when he made this one.
"Crash out through the front door, back you up against the wall Love you baby, take it right there baby Rock you baby, like a wrecking ball"
He got out of the shower, got dressed, and then we went to my room. Can you guess what we did all night?
Held hands. He held my hand and we got high and talked about life. We didn't move from the couch and I never touched anything more than his hands and face.
That was intimacy.
Eric Church's greatly understated "Like a Wrecking Ball" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3um5ELjkcE
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keywestlou · 4 years ago
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BORING NEWS TODAY
News today boring. Never thought I would say or write the statement.
I went through my usual news items to select topics for today’s blog. Nothing turned me on. Much news, all dull. I suspect it is because Trump is not dominating the news with his extravagant wild claims and thoughts.
Ergo, I do not want to bore you either. As a result today’s blog will have Day 12 of Greece the First Time and only a couple of items I thought might interest you.
Super Bowl! A big evening ahead.
I have learned in life that a good deed is generally repaid at some point. Even though the person performing the deed expects nothing in return.
Back in the late 1980s, I was Chairman of the Syracuse University Law school Board of Visitors. As such, I was in a position to extend many favors. And I did. The favors generally parents asking me to help get their children into law school or the University itself.
I was successful in each instance. Interestingly out of all I assisted in gaining admittance, only one did not make it. He flunked out.
There were a few instances where I did not know the parents. Whether I knew them or not, I would not offer assistance till I met with a student, reviewed his grades, etc.
I never met the parents of one student I now share with you.
The individual who handled my firm’s pension plan was a Utican and personal friend. He was big time in the pension field. For example, he represented the entire Buffalo Bills with regard to their pension plans.
He visited with me and asked if I could help in the following fashion. The Buffalo Bill’s Vice-President of Marketing had a younger brother who wanted to become an attorney. His college grades were very much on the low side. He also had a drug problem problem at one time.
I helped his brother. I think I talked with the older brother two times on the telephone.
The young man was admitted to Syracuse. Got through. Today is a partner in a major Buffalo law firm.
Beginning with the first Super Bowl game following my obtaining admittance for his brother, the Vice-President sent me two tickets every year to that year’s Super Bowl game. I don’t recall if Buffalo ever played in one.
Every year forever it seemed. The best seats!
My son and I used them every year. My recollection we attended 2 of the Supper Bowl games in New Orleans.
I assume my son now receives the tickets.
His thank you went a step further.
My oldest grandchild Sara graduated from college. She was interested in a marketing position. A request was made to the Vice-President who without an extra breath said don’t worry.
Sara immediately went to work for the Buffalo Bills in Marketing upon graduation. This was some time in the  early 1990s. She is still there.
One good deed deserves another is apparently true.
In glancing through today’s news, I only came up with one item I thought interesting. Concerns sex and coronavirus.
The police recently raided a sex orgy commonly known as a swingers property in the Town of Collegian outside Paris. I label the event a sex orgy because that it is how the newspaper article identified the event.
The party was in a warehouse. Eighty one adults of all ages involved.
All 81 were arrested.
A problem arose as to what the charge should be. A sex arrest apparently was considered too heavy.
Coronavirus was and still is a major problem in France. Curfew the evening of the party was 9 pm. The raid was at 11 pm. Each of the 81 was charged with violation of curfew. Each fined 135 euros.
I suspect many at the event were persons of prominence. Nine were lawmakers from other countries.
France is not alone in breaking curfew in such fashion. Belgium, also. In fact, Belgium has a reputation in Europe for sex parties which the French call “partouges.” Belgium apparently is the country to visit for a sex party.
A small party. Only 52. A birthday party.
The party was held in a town 2 minutes from the French border. The party house was located next to a COVID clinic.
I know nothing useless about the event. Who was present, charges if any, etc.
Brussels recently had a party also. This one limited to the male sex. Twenty five involved.
I know nothing about the arrests, charges, disposition of the cases, etc.
One thing the media did carry however is that one of the participants was an MEP member. Hungary’s Jozel Szajer. He was caught bare ass going out a back window. He resigned his official position a few days later bcause of “ill health.”
Coronavirus comes into play. I assume swingers do not wear masks and do social distance. Virus infections have to be off the wall.
Thus far, France has had 3.3 million cases of coronavirus. From that number, 78,000 have died.
Belgium has Europe’s worst COVID-19 infection rate. Note the use of the term “rate.” Additional information showed Belgium to have 720,000 cases with 21,000 dead.
I label these sex orgies/swinging parties pure insanity. These are the days when coronavirus is easily acquired. How can these people not consider the danger involved.
Recall when AIDS came upon the scene. Social sex suffered an immediate death.
I am certain the Super Bowl parties last night and tonight following the game in New Orleans will violate all protective rules. New Orleans a great party town at Super Bowl time. Remember, I was there twice.
Huge clubs. People dancing shoulder to shoulder. Bodies pressed  together at huge bars while people drank. Even the bathrooms a danger zone. Men and women facilitates meant nothing. Both sexes will fill the facilities together. Drugs will be rampant.
Louisiana’s numbers a month from now will be interesting. There has to be a significant rise in numbers of those infected. As will the communities from which persons came when their residents return home.
No one seems to care.
DAY 12…..Greece the First Time
Posted on June 8, 2012 by Key West Lou
I took a walk yesterday morning. Not sure why. I really did not need the exercise. With all the steps and hills here, I am exercising constantly.
I guess I was in the mood to explore.
I went to the donkey trail. The one I spoke about yesterday. Five hundred plus steps. Side of a mountain. This time I went close.
It stunk! Big time! Of donkey urine and shit! Who would want to ride a donkey surrounded by such a stench!
As I arrived at the start, I saw a bunch of women walking up the donkey path. Beside the donkey excretions, the path is loaded with all size rocks and dirt. Not the best place from my perspective to exercise.
As soon as they reached the top, the ladies turned around and started back down.
One of them did not. I went over to speak with her. What are you ladies doing? Turns out they exercise there every morning. They walk up and down the donkey path. How many times? Till we get tired! What about the stink? We try to stay ahead of it. Why do you do it? It is 2,000 feet up and 2,000 feet down. To keep thin. But you all look thin. Oh no, she said. Look at my belly. I eat too much and have to do this.
Female vanity!
As I was walking back to my cave accommodation along the road, a small car drove up fast. Parked on the side with the ass end of the vehicle butting out into a narrow heavily traveled road. The windows were closed. The driver got out and walked away. He obviously was looking for someone. Three or four minutes later he returned. With a wife or girl friend. Saw them come around the corner of a building. They got into the car and drove off. Sitting in the back in a car seat was a baby less than one year old.
I rented a car. Finally. Wanted to see more of the island.
A Fiat. Small. Clutch/shift. I learned on one so no problem.
I was off to Red Beach. To see the topless and totally bare women!
Santorini is a strange place to rent a car. The gas tank is empty when you pick the car up. The nearest gas station miles away. The rental place puts two liters of gasoline into the car. From two used water bottles. Then tells me it will get me to the gas station…..sometimes it is closed…..you may have a problem.
What the hell!
Off I went. As I drove, I thought what a thief. People return rented cars with gas left in the tank. He must be siphoning it out and reselling it to gas stations. After first filling some empty water bottles, of course.
I made it to the gas station. It was open.
Greek gas stations still pump your gas. They should for what it costs!
You buy by the euro. Big shot me asked for 30 euro. Gasoline is $12 American money a gallon here. Thirty euro got me 3 1/2 gallons. Not even a half a tank.
Gasoline is gold!
I will never complain in the US again about the price of gasoline. $4 a gallon would be considered a bargain, a steal, here.
My goal was Red Beach. The place for nudity.
I got lost of course. Finally found it by just driving roads that seemed to go in the direction I thought the beach was. A one half hour drive took me an hour and a half. Don’t say I should have looked at the signs. Good luck! The signs were all in Greek.
I did not mind. I got to see other parts of the island. No other part compares to Oia, I learned. Oia is heaven, not Santorini itself.
The roads suck. Driving an experience. Very narrow two lane roads. Curves frequently. Sharp curves. None gradual as in the US. The curves come up and are just there. Some very tight turns. Like the curve in a hairpin. Buses dominate. They drive 2 feet over into your lane. There is no parking on the roads. People park on the roads anyhow. Tightens the road up a bit.
All I could think of was Greece is a country that built the cave dwelling I am living in, Acropolis and the Parthenon. Why couldn’t it build better roads?
I finally ended up at Red Beach. When I stopped the car, I knew it had to be Red Beach. I was at the end of the island. The only place else I could drive was into the sea.
I had a little difficulty locating Red Beach itself. Had to walk up a relatively small mountain. Over a dirt rocky path. When I thought the water was feet away, it was not. I had merely reached the top of the knoll. As I looked down, I could see Red Beach about a quarter of a mile away.
Red Beach so called because it is lava created. A high black lava mountain surrounds it on three sides. A black beach. Black water. From the volcano eruption 3,500 years ago. Why called Red then? Because there are spottings of red on the mountain wall, beaches and in the water. Where it came from, what it is, I never found out.
My concern was how to get to the beach. Then I saw it. A narrow three foot path running around the center of the lava mountain. About mid way up. No wall. The lava mountain on one side of you and a sharp fall the other. Not for me. I opted to leave, never got to Red Beach itself. Never saw bare breasted or bare assed women. I did not care. My personal safety overcame my perversions. I am getting old.
I spent the balance of the afternoon sitting under an umbrella by the pool. Overlooking the Aegean Sea. The view spectacular.
In Key West, visitors are constantly told to walk down any street. Never know what will be found. A Seven Fish. Michael’s Restaurant. a coffee house. a corner store with great Cuban toast, a cute art gallery. Whatever.
I got off the beaten path last night. Walked down a side street. Actually an alley. I saw a bit of light in the distance. A bar, a restaurant? Down the alley I went. There it was. The Argonaut Restaurant. A taverna. Small.
A locals place. They all stared at this obvious tourist as I walked in.
A great place! The best food! Made a ton of new friends!
The tables were small carpenter work horses. A thick 4 inch slab of wood on top. Seats were small barrels with a pad to sit on.
I had a delicious sausage. Several meats. More about the sausage I cannot tell you. Fried potatoes and a salad. Stuffed wine leaves to start. Two gins. For desert that Greek specialty. I forget the name. Baklava, I think. A flaky cake buried in honey. Topped by a double espresso. The whole bill was 19 euros. About $24 American money.
I shall return!
I walked the marble walkway behind the cave apartments on the way home. The path runs on top of the caves. Great stores and restaurants along the way. It was 11 in the evening. My walk about 1/2 mile. I saw a total of 7 people.
There is no night life in Oia. At least not that I have discovered.
I spoke this morning with Nikos. Where were the people? A bad year so far, he said. People are not traveling. The economy once again. The euro problem.
Key West three years ago. But not as bad.
Another example of the poor economy. Having decided to leave Red Beach, I was thirsty. I saw a bar near where my car was parked. I walked over. What appeared to be the proprietor was seated on the porch. Water? No water. Soda. No soda. Beer? No beer. Gin? No gin. So the conversation went. I looked at him as if to say….Come on, this is a bar. He looked at me as if he could read my mind and said…..No business, out of business. He had owned and operated the place for 32 years. He had to recently close. The euro problem. No business.
I seem to make friends easily on this trip. I have a few coffee buddies. I stop by a small coffee place a couple of times a day to chat with them. We have arrived. We can understand each other. Though neither speaks the other’s language.
Santorini and the Greek Isles are mere dots on the map. Of no significant size. Perhaps of no significance. Its inhabitants simple folk. Have been here their whole lives as their ancestors before them. They do not know life as we do.
I had sensed that people here did not understand what a blog was. Even when explained, it was Greek to them. Christina the beauty parlor owner, Nikos the cave hotel owner. They smile and look at you blankly when you speak of blogs. The same reaction with my espresso drinking friends.
Most people here work to eat. What they earn goes for food and a roof over their heads. They know nothing of pensions. They will work till the day they die.
Different.
Enjoy your day!
BORING NEWS TODAY was originally published on Key West Lou
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