#and rockets (/rimshot) to the top every time we approach a holiday it is even in the vicinity of socially appropriate to light fireworks for

[regallibellbright]

Hello again, explosion-happy neighbors.

May I remind you, the fireworks are meant to go AFTER the sun rises and sets today. Not right now in the before-night. The after-night.

I would respect your rules-lawyering were it not for the fact that you do this for every single holiday it is even in the VICINITY of socially appropriate to light fireworks for, sometimes for the entire week preceding them, and frequently for the 4th of July, something like a week and a half on either side. So I’m assuming you’re not being clever right now, you’re just being asses.