#and reading cis fics but pretending mickey is trans in them 🫶

[swiftfootedachilles]

heeyyy achilles how are you???! do you have any headcanons in mind?? i miss your big brain

🥺🥺🥺🥺 omg

i still havent answered a bunch of asks from the trope mashup ive been working on christmas gifts and i keep FUCKING messing up and having to redo stuff 😭

i think ive mentioned this before but i genuinely dont remember where, but i stand by this headcanon so hard

unlike the writers, i remember that ian isnt supposed to drink on his meds!! i believe deep in my soul that ian buys himself a drink then babybirds it to mickey. its so disgusting. its so them. i imagine them in the alibi after a long day, immediately annoyed by how many cops are hanging around, and laugh while ordering carl around. they get shots, and carl doesnt argue but gives ian this uneasy/confused look. bro doesnt drinking on your meds fuck you up hardcore??? dont worry officer ian would never drink on his meds :) they knock back the shots, and after mickey swallows his, ian spits his mouthful of whiskey into mick's waiting open mouth. SHOCK AND HORROR FROM THE CROWD OF COPS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE DERANGED HOMOSEXUALS. carl immediately stops serving them shots, but it's all for nought because next time they visit they just do it with beer instead. that's it carl cant fucking take it anymore he's banning them for life!!! but oh ! carl you cant do that theyre youre token gay couple and it would be homophobic to ban them especially when straight people are always banging in the bathroom! but he can't STAND IT so he turns it into an entire gallagher family ordeal. "please im being you all PLEASE tell ian and mickey to stop being disgusting in my bar." they eventually agree, under the terms that carl will have a cop-free night at least once every few weeks. "tell them it's closed for family shit, i don't give a fuck just get them OUT of my BAR" "it's not YOUR BAR it's MY BAR i literally BOUGHT IT" "okay well ive been going here since before you were born so i own it just as much as you" "fuck off mickey"

i am just so obsessed with them being purposefully gross and irritating. it's their love language