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6ebe · 9 months ago

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Was listening to a rugby podcast and Dan Cole goes “I come home after 8 weeks away for the 6 nations and my kids weren’t even happy to see me” tongue in cheek as a joke like dude why would you even admit to that on a publicly available podcast omg

#when will pro athlete dads realise they are just bad parents omg #like your an absent father ofc your kids aren’t phased by you being away for 2 months bc it’s the norm 💀#talking abt his wife making the dinner too like Idek what to say I fee #so bad for these men’s wives . the money isn’t rly even good enough to be stay at home full time mums most of these guys wives also work #and pro athletes all have obsessions with having tons of children so they’re single patenting effectively half the year with multiple kids #and a husband who needs to eat over 4K cals a day #fun #sorry it’s just so funny to me everyone I went to school with who had athlete parents was SOO embarassed of their dads like 😭#they’d roll their eyes when asked what their job was like sndndndndnfmfklf #and these guys all have kids to try and prop up their self esteem and jts so funny when their kids want nothing to do with them bc !!#yes believe it or not having kids to prop up your self esteem only works until those kids develop sentience and realise you’re a crap parent

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