#and please look at phil's smile 😭😭

[themostfuniveverhad]

presenting: mystery museum man

[reveluving]

omg phillip graves and his shy wifes first time together pls

Anon, baby! You're playing with my meow meow rn!! 😭💗 BUT LET'S GO

Includes: soft dom!graves (dating/pre-marriage), implications of virginity loss/bad past experiences, petnames ('pretty girl'), fingering, licking & marking, unprotected sex (p in v)

COD x shy!wife thots closed! Thank you, everyone, for your time & amazing minds! I sincerely hope I can do this again with y'all soon! 💌

Come & check out my COD m.list!

It starts with a kiss.

Kisses after kisses. He wants to ease you into the moment. To let you know that time wasn't of the essence and he won't (and would never) rush you into things to the point of scaring or downright pressuring you.

He'll be rougher or freakier with you some other time. When he knows you're more open to newer things, curious of what sex—no, making love has to offer. 

“Y'sure you want this?” You nodded into his chest, and as cute as it was, he needed verbal confirmation, “‘M gonna need t’hear you say it, pretty girl.” 

“Yes,” It was breathy, almost whispering, but your tone was pure need—he'd know hesitation when he hears or sees one, “Please, Phil. I need you… I–” 

You paused, “I've always needed you.” 

He effortlessly carried you to the bedroom, holding you up at the foot of the bed before gently laying you down. 

He straightened up to remove his shirt, ‘taking the lead’ in undressing in hopes that you'd feel more comfortable with the idea.

“Mind if I take ‘em off?” He gestured to your shirt, kissing your jaw while waiting for your response. Even when you uttered a ‘mhm’, he didn't take them off immediately. Instead, his lips wandered wherever he could reach, then tested out with a few nips here and there.

Hearing your whimpers, barely able to cover up your moans, one could only imagine his self-restraint, dying to make an appearance to make you his. It was evident in the way he gripped the sheets next to your head.

He does the same with your pants/skirt, trailing kisses down your leg as the bottomwear slides off, leaving you in your undies. 

He lets you cover yourself, only looking at you with a smile, despite the half-lidded gaze as he whispers in your ear. 

“Always knew y'had a fine body,” He emphasized, unable to resist running his hands up and down your soft skin. He helps you with your bra—slowly, then your panties, teasing you with his tongue and noting the spots that make you jump, “Always so soft against me. Makes me fuckin’ hard just thinkin’ about it.” 

He chuckles when he sees you cover your eyes, failing to control the rush of heat coursing through you.

Seeing this side of you, still so shy but also waiting to be ruined. It may not be his first time but damn, he could've fooled himself by the control he was nearly lacking.

He rests his head on your tummy, peering up at you through his lashes as he slides a finger in between your folds, pulling it away and delighted to find it wet and shiny. You can’t help but shiver when he groans upon easing his middle finger into you, the tiniest squelch reaches your ears.

He won’t stop until you’re finally used to three of his fingers, caressing your head and face as your face contorts in slight pain, then comes his favourites; eyes rolling back, lips parting and back arching, babbling against his lips ‘yes, yes, yes’ or begging him not to stop. 

His cock looks painful at this point, holding himself back against the sheets despite the slight precum on the tip. He asks again, “Inside?”, and at this point, you have your arms around him, almost as if praying to just have him in you.

It’s hard not to stare at his body, especially as he throws his head back. His muscles flex as he wraps your legs around him, slowly bottoming out and letting you get used to his size; the girth is one thing, but the length is another. 

A fraction of his resolve begins to chip away when he looks down at you, digging your nails into the sheets and throwing your head back into the pillow, and in a daze, he lunges, nipping and sucking on your neck. Licking up the thin layer of perspiration that covers you in amidst the heat. Giving into your desires, your carnal pleasure.

To finally have him as close to you as possible.

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[goodnessgraves]

Old farmhouse I love.

Part 2!

Warnings: DBF!Graves, F!Reader, age gap, porn no plot, Sexy!Graves, Penetrative sex, he’s a sweetheart, southern charmed his way into your drawls, not proofread!

(Sorry for the late update I was lazy and didn’t write out of spite 😭)

18+ MDNI

From the porch, to sneaking up to his room, to lying down on his bed naked as he undresses himself. Getting up here was a blur, a handsy, arousing blur.

You knew you wanted him. He knew you wanted him. He saw the way you looked at him, the way you snuck glances and subtle touches when you could, and that was the only thing on his mind as he dropped his blue jeans and boxers, climbing on top of you.

“Hey.” He smiles down at you, baring his teeth in that stupidly handsome way he always does, and it’s almost too casual because he literally has his cock resting on your stomach as he leans over you, smiling smugly.

“Hi.” You look up at him, trying to ignore how big and heavy he was on your stomach. You feel yourself getting even more turned on by the second. He leans in, softly peppering your face in little kisses.

“You gonna be a good girl for me, ain’t ya, darlin’?” His stupid fucking accent went straight to your burning core. You hated the effect he had on you. His blue eyes, his neat hair, his crooked smile, it was everything. For a moment you forgot to respond, too focused on just him. He gives a questioning hum.

“Yes, sir.” You respond, your voice almost a whisper. His eyebrows raise as you say that, he clearly wasn’t expecting to be called sir, but who is he to complain? He smiles down at you, brushing your hair out of your face and softly moving his hands on your face.

“Such a pretty girl, ain’t you sweeth’art?” He coos out at you, making you melt into his touch. “You gon’ take me like a good girl, huh?” He purred, softly moving his hands down to your chest and kneading at them.

“Mhm! I’ll take it!” You blurt out, your body burning with desire. He moves himself lower, lining up his tip with your entrance, teasing you and slapping your clit with his cockhead before slipping in, letting out an animalistic groan and bowing his head. He looks up at you, making sure you’re adjusted before sliding all the way in and just staying all the way in for a second.

“Sonuvabitch-“ He pants out. “You’ve got a tight fucking pussy on you, darlin’.” He’s practically growling as he grits his teeth and breathes heavily. He grabs onto your hips softly and starting to rock his hips. You whine and moan under him, digging your nails into his back as he coos sweet nothings to you.

‘Such a good girl’

‘Takin’ me so well’

‘You were made for my cock, sugar’

The speed started increasing and he moves one of his hands off of your hips and over to your clit, making you mewl and write under him.

“Fuck, Phil! ‘m gonna cum, please, pleasepleaseplease.” You whine out, your body tensing up with pleasure.

“Yeah, gonna cum? Such a good fuckin’ girl. Yeah, cum on my fuckin’ cock, show me how good you feel.” He starts thrusting faster and playing with your clit harder, watching you come undone under him.

“Where you want it, pretty girl?” He pants out through grunts, making you whine louder.

“Inside, fill me up!” You whine out, cumming on his cock and tightening him around him like a vice. He looks down at you, his smile faltering as he throws his head back, burying himself to the hilt inside of you.

With a groan he releases inside of you, letting out a deep sigh of pleasure. He stays there for a moment before rolling off of you and holding you in his arms as you both come down.

“You did so good, sweeth’art. Let’s get all cleaned up, yeah?” He looks down at you as you nod before scooping you up and bringing you to the bathroom and running you a bath.

That stupidly gorgeous man has weaseled his way into your heart, and you aren’t mad at it.

[ontheshroom]

The 2nd pic 😭😭😭 but maybe going down on Jack at a drive in movie. Like he rents it out for the gang. Maybe Jack and y/n are friends and she jokes that she always wanted to go down on someone at a drive in amd Jack is like 👀👀👀 and yeah 🥴🥴🥴

Friday night freights

Jack Harlow x reader

Smut! ⚠️

A/n: love love love this

Synopsis: Jack and Y/n go to a drive-in theater.

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Jack being home for Halloween was just the thing your friend group needed. It’s been so long since you all were together for a fun night like Halloween. Every year on Halloween the drive-in theater in the highlands of Louisville played a marathon of scary movies and your whole friend group attended. This year all the Chucky movies were playing.

“So who’s riding with who?” Jack asks.

“I’m riding with you, Cope is riding with Sunni, and urban is riding with Phil.” You inform him.

“Alright then let’s go, we gotta get snacks before we go,” Jack says, twirling his key around his finger.

“Let’s go, bitchesss!” You scream out, causing them to laugh.

Once in the car with Jack you turn the heat all the way, letting the warm air hug your skin.

“Every fucking time.” Jack sighs.

“I be cold!” You roll your eyes.

“No, you “be” anemic. You need to get that checked out.” Jack laughs, turning the heat down; to which you smack your lips.

The ride is quick to the drive-in and once everyone arrives you all go straight to the concession stands.

“I want candy and a pop.” You tell Jack.

“You better have candy and pop money.” He sasses.

“I do, but I like to use yours.” You smile at him.

“Mann.” He smacks his lips.

Everyone talks for a bit outside before you get in the car with Jack and tune the radio to 89.93.

“I’ve missed being with you,” Jack admits.

“We’ve been together your entire tour.” You laugh.

“No, but I meant just us, doing something we both love.” He shrugs.

“In that case, I’ve missed being with you too.” You smile.

About halfway into the movie you have the most random intrusive thought.

“You know, I’ve always wanted to give head at one of these.” You admit.

Jack coughs as he chokes on his drink. Causing you to laugh.

“Okay, pretty boy?” You chuckle.

“I mean, we could fulfill your fantasy.” He says with a shrug.

Your jaw drops at his statement and considering the circumstance you quickly close it back up.

“Uh. I-“

“C’mon, y/n. You know we can be more than friends.” He sighs.

“I mean, fuck it.” You shrug.

You bend over the glove department and slide down his New Balance sweatpants.

“Thank the fucking gods,” Jack mumbles, looking up.

“Thank me.” You laugh.

You lick up his shaft and tease him by swirling your tongue on his tip.

“I’ve waited too long for this, baby. Don’t tease me now.” Jack moans.

You wrap a hand around him to stroke him as your mouth works wonders on him.

“Fuck, just like that.” He groans.

Lewd noises fill the car as he becomes covered in your spit. His hand grabs your hand as he uses your throat as he pleases.

“I’m gonna cum, baby.” He groans.

He tries to pull you off, not wanting to cum in your mouth.

“Mmm mmm.” You hum around his dick.

“Fuckkkkk.” Jack groans as he shoots ribbons of his cum down your throat.

You lift your head slowly, collecting all of his cum in your mouth before swallowing.

“Mmmm, sweet.” You joke.

“Aight, don’t play now.” He laughs.

“Hop in the backseat.” He says, nodding his head towards it.

“Why?”

“Cause I’ve always wanted to give head here too.” He smiles.

[pixiecaps]

Pix im so sorry ur like my go to person for asking what happens cause ur always watching 😭 but if u can can u please tell whats been happening in lore these past couple of streams 😭 /nf btw!

i’ll go as fast and short as i can

DISCLAIMER i have bad memory my chronological order of these past few days is not the best some things may be incorrectly placed so just keep that in mind. some events may be not 100% perfect chronological order 👍

eggs wake up completely dirty one day. all of them. nobody knows why. the eggs don’t remember why or how. but for some reason they were covered in dirt and their cracks looked worse.

around this same time. theres a voting poll going on for a new rule. and basically someone went around stealing all the furniture from everyones bases. leaving only a tiled magma block. they also left black and white couches arranged in numbers and codes. when they deciphered it it resulted in to phrases “I see you” & “Tomorrow”

next day. they all disappear. they are not in their beds when the first person (fit) goes to check for their egg. all thats left on their bed is their little accessories so for instance chayannes bed only had his floatie, pomme only had her berret, and so forth. everyone begins panicking because they were most likely kidnapped and taken again. and some of them from their highly protected bunkers. theres only no note or anything so there is no hints as to where they went. when people ask cucurucho all he would say he classified.

also on this same day all the popular waystones get stolen like ones that’d go to spawn etc etc. they get placed on a platform above the presidents base with a warning not to break them or hell would break loose and also a bunch of binary that translated to viva la revolución. to clarify the eggs disappearing and all these puzzles seem to be separate occurrences.

at some point cucurucho tells qcellbit to investigate some shit and he begins solving enigmas again.

people at this point were pretty fucking fed up including the president who was ready to blow everything up from his anger. until he woke up the next day wearing a white suit and had a wide smile on his face. he keep saying how happy he was and how he couldn’t wait to see richas. there was also a clock that would tick louder and louder when the drugs began to fade. he would become hostile and violent. and then he’d take another dose and become happy again. people began logging in and talking to him particularly antoine was the first to speak with him and later spoke with bbh cellbit. they all agreed something was very wrong and began investigating. they found a secret room in forevers base and that led to a small house in that room with blue walls to represent the sky and fake png flowers and when they went inside they found what appeared at first to be richarlyson. until they walked closer and saw in the place where richas would be was instead a big gray boulder and stones. so they clocked quickly that the “richas” qforever kept talking about was likely given to him by cucurucho and him hallucinating his son on that bed due to the effects of the drugs. they began scheming a plan to get him off the drugs and save their friend. qpac also witnessed qforevers behavior and had an idea himself. he was going to willingly let them inject him and feed him those drugs so that he could find a way to create an antidote before the effects became too strong. while investigating qcellbit overheard a conversation qforever was having with the fake version of richas and he interrupted and tried to snap qforever out of it. however he this only caused a big argument as qforever would not budge so qcellbit did the one thing he thought would work and he broke the fake richas bed. instead of a lucid moment qforever only sat in the corner of the room facing a wall and said that he’d get cucurucho to fix cellbit too.

phil also arrives this day ^ and earlier after learning about all the eggs disappearance and all the shitshow thats been going on he decides with the help of two others masked individuals (tubbo & fit) to lava cast the entire federation building. the one that was creates during the election. and they did they completely covered it in lava then placed water over it and it was lava cast. phil then left a note at the top that read “we want answers. we want our children back. we know you know what happened to them. stop the games. you have until the end of this week.”

also that same day foolish found the missing capybara mr mustard and became king of the capybaras officially.

meanwhile all that was happening (honestly i may be mixing up what events happen on the same day so please excuse my chronology here) tubbo noticed two fed workers appeared at spawn who he swiftly dubbed fred and jed after speaking to them a bit. he became relatively closer to fred and taught him what a friend was however fred said he was new to the federation and didn’t know anything he was talking about when he asked about the eggs.

so the next day comes around and qpac is under the effects of the drugs. same thing white clothes big smile. fit and tubbo are the first ones to log on and see their friend in this state to they help and talk to him as much as they can. and sorta realize that when qpac is slowly losing the effects of the drugs he becomes depressed rather than angry like qforever did. he also has more lucid moments than qforever and sometimes broke out of the effects shortly before going back under. later cellbit logs on finds his friend in this state and decides he will not be leaving today until they are better. cellbit speaks with bbh and phil and they begin setting up a trap to secure a way to take the drugs off qforever. cellbit meanwhile starts investigating for some answers. in his base he finds a note left from qpac detailing his plan to take the drugs to find a cure and that it was in qcellbits hands now. so he goes to chume labs and reads a bunch of books and diaries that eventually led him to chume labs island. on this island he found another diary from qpac that wrote about the antidote and needing to use fermented spider eye on the drugs. and coincidentally two of the pill bottles in that same chest with the book. so cellbit immediately rushes back to phil and bad telling them about the cure and they begin brewing. and to their success it worked the cure was called reality dose which description was “A mixture capable of bringing back those lost in dreams to what is real.” so then they devised a way to get them to use the cure. and i won’t go into it in detail cause i was like half watching and i’m not the most informed in what happened next but i think qpac after some talk with the others and being reminded of his purpose in taking the drugs willingly took the cure. then qforever was harder i know him and qcellbit were screaming at each other and i think after they made qforever take the cure he began hallucinating that qcellbit was cucurucho

small edit here: ive been informed both qpac qforever took the antidote willingly and that qforever took it first.

and said that cucurucho told him that the eggs RAN AWAY because there is something on the island that is far worse than the codes or the federation. so the eggs were so scared they fled without saying anything. qforever then fell unconscious and is resting in the orders hospital.

outside of his enigma solving for cucurucho. qcellbit goes back into the abandoned adoption center room in hopes for some clues as to where the eggs went and he finds a map for what appears to be a maze. with code at the bottom translating to A1 and also he found more code somewhere else i cannot remember that said “the answer is not in the center.”

so then this same day tubbo gets visited by FRED the federation worker which gives him a book with a code and leaves. the code translated to “tomorrow 1pm pst” and so we wait for tomorrow to arrive

AND IT DOES tubbo is freaking the fuck out cause he thinks hes getting kidnapped. he tells pac and fit something is gonna happen to him at that time. fit has an encounter with the code entity and it drops a clock in front of him and leaves.

and so 1pm pst arrives and tubbo noticed at his base theres weird black concrete placed around and a black chest in the middle with a book saying not to tell anyone, go to spawn, and an x coordinate. around this time roier and slimecicle log on and also show up at spawn with their own books. after some time they figure out they need to put their coords together and go to that place so they do! its near the wall and they find fred standing there with a gun. he signals to them to go into the cave behind him and they follow. he tells them to keep quiet and once they reached the end of the cave he tells them he cannot go on further with. they see and it seems to be the entrance to a labyrinth. they go through making their way occasionally spotting fred who then they’d chase. until they reached a room which appeared to have two observations decks in the walls above. one with a black couch and the other with a white. there was also a room with a locked door. also what appeared to be a hidden underground section with iron bars and through the iron bars tubbo and slime spot. a cucurucho. however instead of white it was fully black and instead of the usual black pixel face the face was red. when they spot it it immediately runs away deeper into the underground section it was in. the three decide to go in and they reveal a round room with a roulette wheel in the center with all the accessories of the eggs around the wheel.

there was barrier blocks around the roulette wheel. tubbo saw that and glitched himself through with an enderpearl. realizing after he only had one and had successfully trapped himself in there. he also realized he put himself in the predicament where he had to spin the wheel without knowing what it’d do. tubbo began panicking because he didn’t want to be the reason any of the eggs died. all roier and slime could do is watch. after more panicking tubbo spins the wheel and it landed on 5! the room immediately begins flooding with lava with him in it trapped. the. egg accessories begin to cover with lava. tubbo begins pleading to the others to find a way to get him out of there but there is none. the room outside the barrier blocks also begins to flood with lava and mobs begin spawning so roier and slime begin panicking. at one point slime goes down and roier does a sick clutch save‼️ tubbo realizing once he uses a totem he gets fire res and is able to warp out. slime is able to warp out and roier stays a little behind to see if he could open the locked door. he isnt able to. he leaves but once theyre all safely out they decide to go back in to figure out how to open that door. more lava begins flooding the maze more mobs begin to spawn and mines begin to blow up and coincidentally one of the mines blows up the entrance to that locked door. and they go inside and reveal it is a simple federation office with a desk and computer. with nothing else really. they once again leave successfully and around this time cellbit logs on. they tell him everything and they decide to go back and show him the maze because turns out he had that map for it from the puzzles however they once they reach where the room was inside it is completely blocked off. but what they do find is a bunch of federation posters placed inside talking about order and happiness? and also a timer that had 24 hours on it ticking.

later this day we see a streamer tweet out an image of the roulette wheel from today and a went live twitch link. we see streamer bagi in minecraft. her character in an unknown rather empty building with a tree in the center. she walks further into the building and finds a chest with a book inside and a roulette wheel. the book says “let the wheel decide. you will have to follow the light.” she spins the wheel and it lands on two. the floor disappears and she is immediately is dropped below into the overworld. shes in the ocean its raining when she reaches land its snowing. she follows the light which appears to have chests with books that detail how cold it is and if shes getting closer. she follows the trail and we notice more and more black concrete surrounding the biome shes in. interestingly enough first watching i thought they were spruce trees until i realized it was all black concrete. similarly scattered to where tubbo roier and slime found their books. so then she reaches the end of the trail with the final book stating “they should be here any time soon :)” and next to the chest a quartz table with a ticket laying on top of it with her name on it.

and so shes kicked and thats her introduction for that day. quackity tweets out this

and so WELCOME TO THE QSMP BAGI🫶

there you have it you are now fully caught up to speed! that is almost a full week of daily lore recapped:) i hope i did good. sorry for any typos i literally woke up at 10:30 am saw this ask and did not stop typing until i finished. it is now 11:51 am LOL

oh and two upcoming events. today mexican independence and whatever that timer leads to and whatever “huge event” means.

[softpine]

@bb-enablefreebuild LITERALLYYYYYYY i even have this exact image saved in my asa & finn web weaving folder jfksjds it's so them, even the hands 😭

@forgotten-pixels oh yeah he definitely has a wikipedia page!! his first single was a pretty big hit and even though his other work hasn't been as mainstream, he's contributed to a bunch of other artists' work so he's still well known in certain circles. i also think he's JUST famous enough to get those weird AI generated articles written about him, like "remember the guy who sang [song title from 15 years ago]? this is him now!!" because he's not well known enough for people to realize it's false / clickbait lmao. (btw you never have to apologize for asking questions!! i love them at any time 🥺)

asa has a regular phone but he may as well not have one at all because he quite literally never charges it or brings it anywhere fjkjsds stevie is the one who's always switching out her phone case & never gets around to putting a screen protector on so her screen is definitely cracked, i think elaine probably loses her phone the most on accident, and jada will say she lost her phone even when it's ringing in her hand because she just doesn't want to answer. if we still had texting limits stevie would use that shit up in half an hour, if that!!

his intentions were good...... his execution however..... leaves a lot to be desired

i'm so sorry my brain cannot even think about april fools right now without the dan and phil brainrot fully taking over 😭😭😭 no other pranks exist in my brain at the moment i can't even think of any sjksjd i could definitely see mikaela & danny pranking each other though

HELPPP this is so funny but i'm gonna have to say casper, there is no way he knows what that is

thank you for the idea!! i'm trying to avoid sending people a patreon link for written work; even if it's free (and it would be), there's still a connotation that it would cost money and i'm afraid no one would even click the link to read it (plus i've already used my patreon for cc so i'm afraid i would annoy the people who followed me for that content). ughhhh but thank you for trying :(

i'm really bummed about substack because it looked like the easiest way to accomplish what i want to accomplish but i'm sure i'll find something eventually. thanks for the interest 🥺

i would love to, but tumblr has a 30 pic limit and also i need to cut myself off at some point because otherwise i could literally spend months on 1 single post lmao 😭

you were right :P :P

i forgot about that too!! iirc wasn't it just dependent on the number of sims you have & their ages? asa bounces between caroline's and danny's houses so he would change the difficulty, but the mayfields would always have the highest rating because they also have sadie & the farm animals to take care of!

yes definitely!! just please credit the original mesh creator if applicable (i always list them) 💝

i forgot to answer this when you sent it, but i did read it right away and it made me smile, so thank you 💖💖

it really is the most attractive trait a person can have to me fjkjsds did you ever hear from that guy btw?? 💕

THANK YOUUU kisses you back one thousand times 💖💖💖

@minamill ILYYY 💞

@morrigan-sims thank you!!!! 🥺

[threehuskiesinatrenchcoat]

Hello there! At this point your inbox feels like home, I should start decorating it Imao. Any suggestions? Btw did you see the transformer au meme just asking for a friend.. talking about friends, mine are trying to get me to expose myself, those traitors

When I posted all those drabbles (3, how can there be 3 already?! over on a03. (haha 3), I noticed I haven't written Ale and Phil fluff yet. How did I miss that? I decided to rectify this grave(s) mistake and ended up with this little bird, enjoy! And yes, I've apparently eaten a clown for breakfast the way I crack jokes like it's the end of the world (more evidence being the previously mentioned transformers au, I‘m glad you think it’s as amusing as I do lmao)

The sheets were warm and cozy, the sun barely peaking through the curtains. Phillip groaned in annoyance as he felt the bed shift next to him and struggled to lift his arm towards his partner, trying to get him to settle again. It was way too early to wake up on one of their rare free days; he didn’t even have to look at the clock to know that. Ale gently took his hand and brought it up to his face, kissing it and sounding so soothing when he whispered softly for Phil to go back to sleep.

It took all of the American‘s willpower to crack his eyes open and squint up at his partner. Even in the dim lighting of their bedroom, Phillip was able to make out Alejandro‘s perfectly fluffy hair and reassuring smile as he sat at the edge of the bed, clearly intent on leaving it, leaving Phillip. He frowned and gripped the Mexican‘s hand in return. He couldn’t leave that way, obviously; at least that’s what his still half asleep mind was convinced of. His thoughts got derailed when Ale softly laughed at his antics. "You’re so cute when you’re grumpy. C‘mon, I want to go make breakfast. Can you please let me go?" Phillip hummed a negative. If Alejandro left the bed, it would get cold… but breakfast sounded amazing right now, he could admit that.

His partner ran a hand through his messy bedhead, making Phil‘s head go hazy again, barely staying conscious with how comfortable he was and how good it felt to have Ale petting his hair. Said man took the opportunity to gently extract the other, previously in captivity held hand and placed a soft peck on his cheek before standing up.

"I will be back soon, mi armor, go back to sleep", he whispered to him while righting the blanket so no warmth could escape from under it and Phillip did just that, returning to his well deserved rest.

About half an hour later, Alejandro would walk in with breakfast balancing precariously on a tray and softly wake up Phillip. They‘d eat it together in bed, planning their day to themselves, Ale making fun of Phil‘s hair, causing him to get kissed simply to make him shut up.

idk hon it is your home so any decorations are welcome. if my opinion is of any value you're already the best thing this place has but by all means go wild

yes i saw the meme had a good chuckle thank you. hope you saw the follow-up drawing i made. tell your friends i said hi

i live for your drabbles at this point honestly. and omg they're so soft here 😭😭😭 like i love some good angst and they're perfect for it because drama but i just NEED them to be soft and happy and caring sometimes. sleepy graves being clingy 😭 yes sir keep your human heater close how dare he try to leave

[kar1nsworldx]

SPIDERBOYS - J.G x J.A

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a love story between two boys 🫶

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info; (once again :D) its an social media au fic between the city boys 🫶 in this fic the main ship is julián and jack (also just ingeneral info in my fics my ships change soo yeah)

requested; nope - but send me requests! i write for anyone and everyone 📝

note; hope you all enjoy 🫶🧸 also for the sake of the story Julián is really good at English and Jack is a bit younger, lets say 25 - just so you all know :) also sorry for not posting, i havent had alot of motivation 😭😭 also it isnt proof read so sorry for the mistakes xxx

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jackgrealish

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jackgrealish; stunning 🫶

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COMMENTS

philfoden: how do you always get pretty pictures and I dont 😒 ^jackgrealish: idk but that sounds like a you problem ^rubendias: 🤣🤣🤣 ^philfoden: oh piss off

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jackgrealish; im actually asking someone to help rn 😭😭😭 gonna go kms 🔜

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johnstonesofficial: HAHAHAHA HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT ^jackgrealish: IDK COME HELP ME ^johnstonesofficial: no ❤️‍🩹 ^jackgrealish: oh fuck yourself

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juliaanalvarez: jack are you okay? I can come help if you want too ^jackgrealish: JULI YES PLEASE ILL DO WHATEVER JUST PLEASE COME ^juliaanalvarez: coming! ^jackgrealish: my lord and saviour 😭❤️‍🩹

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rubendias: HAHAHAHAH

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philfoden: you see this never happened to me, this seems like a YOU problem ^jackgrealish: o fuck off phil

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kevindebruyne: how? thats all i need to know, how? ^jackgrealish: i got no idea 😭

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A light knocking sound could be heard at Jacks front door. Quickly getting up, Jack sprinted to open it. "Julián!" Jack exclaimed, lighting up once seeing the Argentinian. "Hola Jack." the younger replied with a smile. "What did you do?" he asked the English man with an amused smile. "I got no idea mate. The thing just exploded all of a sudden." the older explained, while leading Julián to his mess of a kitchen. "Ay dios mío!" the younger excliamed.

A big part of Jacks kitchen was covored in coffee. The Argentinian could see napkins and towels everywhere as well. There was one thing that startled him. Why is there a bloody towel next to the sink..?

"Jack.. why is there a bloody towel next to the sink?" the younger asked Jack with worry. "Uh.." Jack stuttered. "When the thing exploded I tried to clean it up. I didn't notice one of the mixers blades flew out as well so I cut my leg by accident." he explained quietly, embarrassd. While explaining, his cheeks flushed and he got quiet as well.

Looking down, Julián saw a porly wrapped towel around Jacks leg that was turning even more red by the minute. How did he not notice that? "¡Dios mío, Jack! ¡¿Estás bien?!" the younger exclaimed in Spanish. "¡Siéntate ahora!" Julián instructed him, pulling him down to sit oh a dinning room chair. "Oh mi Jack.. Dose it hurt?" he asked the older.

"No no, its fine dont worry! Please lets just clean this up so I dont have to waiste your time even more." Jack said ashamed, trying to get up. Julián immedietely pushed him back down, looking at him with concern. Whats up with him..? "Jack, hey, its okay.." the Argentinian whispered to him. "You're not wasting my time, okay? Let's clean you up first, and make sure this dosen't get infected. La cocina puede esperar." Julián told him. "Do we got a deal?" he asked Jack. "Yeah.."

"Excelente." the younger said, clasping his hands togethet. "Wheres your First Aid Kit? If you have one." he asked Jack. "Its in the bathroom under the sink. You just go down this hallway, and the second door to the left is the bathroom." Jack explained to him, pointing to the bathroom. Julián nodded before leaving the older for a few moments. Taking the First Aid Kit, he quickly came back. Opening it, he found all the supplies he needed. Taking a clean towel he put in under some water before cleaning the blood around Jacks wound. "Sorry, but It'll sting." Julián informed him. Jack just nodded not responding. He was clutching the chairs sides, waiting for this hell to be over. During the whole process, the only thing that could be heard was Juliáns soft whispers and a few hisses here and there from Jack.

"All done." Julián whispered, tapping Jacks leg before getting up. He quickly put the First Aid Kit back into the bathroom, before coming into the dinning room once more. "Let's get you to the couch. You'll be more comfortable."

"No no it's fine. Besides, I gotta clean up my mess." Jack said, shaking his head. Julián sighed, before looking at Jack dead in the eyes with the most serious look he could muster. "Escucha aquí tu" he said, pooking at Jacks chest "you will get your ass on that couch with my help, and I'll clean that up" he said mentioning to the kitchen "in the mean time, you'll be good and stay on the couch. And no you will not help me. Okay?"

Before Jack got the chance to protest, a finger was on his mouth, shushing him. "Shh.."

"C'mon, up on your good leg." Julián said, tapping his right leg. The older just sighed, before letting Julián pull him up. The two wobled to the couch and Julián carefully put Jack on his couch. After the Argentinian made sure that Jack was okay and comfortable he quickly cleaned up the mess. The whole cleaning didnt take to long, 10ish or 15ish minutes in whole. Coming back to the living room the younger saw the Englishman with half-opened eyes, watching TV. "Hey.." he whispered to him. Looking up, Jack saw the Argentinian looking at him with a soft smile. "Hey.." he responded sitting up. He mentioned to Julián to sit next to him, which the younger did.

"Thanks for uh..h-helping me." Jack thanked the youger with a shaky voice, not daring to make eye contact with Julián. Julián smiled at him softly, tapping Jacks good leg in responce. "Not a problem Jack. If you ever need help, just call, I'd probally be free and you woudnt be burdening me." he informed the older. The two continued to sit in silence before Jack huffed oud and sunk even deeper into the couch. "You want takeout? And to stay over? Its late and Im hungry as a wolf." Jack asked Julián. "Sí. What do you want to eat?"

"Uuf.." Jack huffed out once more. "Chinese?" he asked him with a puppy dog look. Julián smiled at him, finding Jacks face absolutely adorable. "Sí claro sol, I'll order it." the Argentinian agreed, sliping in the nickname into the sentance with a blush. Jack just smiled brightly at him, before giving Julián the money to pay, not letting the younger protest.

After their food arived the two City players continued to talk and watch crappy TV shows until late at night, and if they ended up cuddeling and falling asleep in eachothers arms well, it was no ones buisness but theirs.

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mancity; The boys! 👊

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ussreu: CITEEH

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jackgrealish; tonight was special

LOCATION; Ramseys Resturant

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kevindebruyne: did you atleast pay for the poor man? 😂😅 ^jackgrealish: yes kevin as a matter of fact I did, and I even asked him out ^kevindebruyne: I tought you well, now be with him ^uxsxexr: ITS A GUY 👀👀👀👀

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johnstonesofficial: 😏😏😏 ^jackgrealish: oh ffs john stop 😭

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kylewalker2: was it any good? ^jackgrealish: sí sí, fue perfecto ^kylewalker2: jack i cant understand ur boys language, speak english will ya ^jackgrealish: no no hoy 😌 ^kylewalker: julián has changed you i swear 😭

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"Gracias por esta noche.." Julián mummbled as he pulled Jack closer to him. The two were in Jacks bed, cuddeling. "Your welcome." Jack replied as he put his head into the crock of Juliáns neck. The Argentinian kissed his hair before sighing, consent. "Te amo.." he whispered to the English man. At that, Jack froze which made the younger nervous.

"You love me?" he asked Julián, looking at him with wide eyes. "Sí." Julián replied nervously. What if I said it to early, what if.. His train of toughts ended soon as Jack kissed him passionately on the lips. Julián smiled into the kiss, before kissing him back.

The two made out for a few minutes before they both pulled away, out of breath. "I love you too.." Jack whispered back nervously, with a shy smile. Julián kissed him on the nose which made Jack blush RED and Julián laugh out loud. "Oy dont laugh.." the older laughed, hiding once more in the crock of the youngers neck. "Sorry, sorry." Julián apoligized with a smile, calming down. He hugged Jack close, and the two fell asleep like that, happy and together.

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jackgrealish; te amo ❤️‍🩹 last night was fun

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juliaanalvarez; anoche fue genial

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[sanderchu]

Hii! Can I request a tommy x fem!reader where she’s wilburs sister and she gets rushed to hospital and Wilbur goes to the hospital with her and be rings tommy and tommy rushes there and stays with her. (You can decide why she’s in hospital) angst and fluff🥺 she/her pronouns

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hospital bed

Note: I love this yet it hurts my heart 😭 so at the end we get tommy pictures >:)

Reader: Fem!reader

[writing] or hcs

Brother Wilbur, s/o tommy

Type: Angst, fluff

Wilbur ran with the paramedics as they rushed you to surgery on the stretcher. You laid there almost lifeless. You had just gotten hit by a reckless driver as you were walking home. In the term reckless I mean a fast drunk driver. They caught the guy quickly but Wilbur still saw you in pain making him feel a sense of anger for many reasons.

“You can’t come pass here” one of the nurses said as she and many others kept rushing you into the surgery room. Wilbur stood there as the doors shut in his face and his face started to fill with tears as he went to the waiting room to sit and wait. Wilbur rubbed his face as he wondered so many things but the main one was, ‘what am I going to tell Tommy?’

Wilbur pulled out his phone and looked at it for a few seconds before dialing tommy. Hearing the ring made his heart sink even more knowing tommy was about to hear the news. “Will?” Tommy asked, “it’s late what happened?” Wilbur stood silent for a second before starting to explain the situation. Over the phone he could hear tommys voice start to shake and him apparently shuffling in his bed getting out of it.

“I’m coming.” He said before hanging up leaving wilbur there in the silent and empty waiting room with his pounding thoughts. A few minutes went by and that’s when Wilbur freaked when someone ran through the doors and quickly to Wilbur. He sat next to Wilbur acting gentle due to the fact of the situation. “I called phil, he can visit them tomorrow” tommy mumbled before handing Wilbur a candy, “just to help a bit, I’ll wait here with you”

Hours went by and Tommy fell asleep on wilbur shoulder. you still weren’t out until, “she made it, just a broken arm and some harsh cuts but nothing to bad. Would you like to see her?” Wilbur lifted his shoulder a bit to wake tommy as he nodded to the nurse. “Let’s go see her” wilbur whispered in a pleased voice. Tommy, still tired and out of it managed to stand up without falling. Wilbur held tommys hand to help guide him to the room you were in.

Tommy and Wilbur quietly walked in as they both saw you awake and well smiling at them. “Y/n!” Tommy said as he went to hug you being careful with your injuries. “I’m so glad your ok I love you so much” his teary voice said as you smiled at him “I love you too tom”. Wilbur walked over and started to talk to you asking about the surgery and the doctors suddenly changing the topic to not make you think about it. Tommy fell asleep in the chair and Wilbur soon did once he sat down a bit after tommys slumber.

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[feelingofcontent]

DNP Rewatch: Giving The People What They Want

Date video was published: 04/15/2018 (X)

DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 375

Time for the pre-Interactive Introverts videos! So good.

0:04 - “the Dan and Phil in 2018, eh?” line has so many implications with the hindsight of knowing they were planning to come out that year

0:16 - Dan really was proud of that graphic design

0:35 - very different from the first tour when they were really playing up their “characters”

0:46 - Dan immediately thinks Phil is doing this very awkwardly...he really never goes by “Philip”

1:07 - lol at Phil’s scared face

1:22 - Dan had tweeted about a week ahead of this...love that they put Tyler’s tweet in the forefront in editing there 😂

1:39 - we haven’t seen the giant TATINOF “P” in Phil’s background before

1:43 - Phil’s ginger roots in this video! and the little shoulder bump

1:49 - “I was just there as a guest reading the questions” sure.

1:59 - even Dan had to add an “I’m joking” on the end of that. didn’t want to leave any confusion on that

2:13 - I can’t believe they were too surprised about that

2:16 - both of them with soft smiles looking at the screen before playing it 🥺

2:24 - Phil went very northern with the “we look so young!”

2:38 - that wasn’t a horrible era of Phil hair though

2:44 - Phil’s like ‘don’t insult my editing!’ 😂

3:00 - the shock! lol

3:15 - self-aware Dan there with the “literally”

3:21 - Dan putting this clip full frame with no comment was really something 😭

3:26 - how after editing his own videos for years does Phil not know he does the tongue-thing when laughing?!

3:43 - love Phil calling out his own messy room...and pointing out the pants specifically 👀

4:03 - “we’ve still got that in our kitchen” help. the really do keep all the memories

4:09 - Dan now being able to imitate baby Phil’s “light” exactly too is adorable

4:20 - Phil does not look like he wants to give an answer to this on camera

4:37 - Dan calling him “Philip” here after earlier saying it doesn’t work for him, lol

4:45 - Dan refusing to say PINOF is cringe

4:54 - “ten years next year. ten years of knowing you” just 😭

5:06 - the difference in colors in the piles is hilarious. also Dan with an inside-out pair of jeans there

5:21 - did they decide to film this in the hallway right outside the bedroom from pure laziness of not wanting to move the clothes anywhere? haha

5:23 - love Dan’s giant grin when he walks out in the first outfit...also Dan looks so good in color!

5:57 - and every time we see Dan wearing these jeans now, all I think of is “crotch slapper.” thanks Phil

6:08 - and Phil does look great in black! he’s got a bit of nervous finger-snapping happening

6:17 - bit of Dan hyena laugh there

6:32 - love Dan’s immediate laughter at “ladybird chic” 😂

6:37 - and the “everything is improved with a bit of glitter” is one of my favorite Phil lines

6:58 - yeah, this one does not look like Phil at all

7:00 - Dan’s “wooo” at the ripped jeans takes me right back to Viewers Pick My Outfits!

7:31 - a good description for the original DITL video

7:55 - the wheel 👀 Phil was not pleased when the tore it down in 2012

8:02 - @calvinahobbes​ explains Dan’s “metaphor” comment SO WELL in the tags of this post

8:15 - “a Manchester macchiato” help 🥺

8:23 - awww, the actual recreation bit

8:56 - fuck they’re fond about that first apartment

9:11 - I actually think they were in Manchester and filmed this before Dan even tweeted for ideas for this video...they must have known “recreate videos” would be a suggestion

9:15 - when this video posted, this was probably the most surprising of the things they actually did. also the one Phil hinted at when promoing this video

9:31 - unnecessary hand gestures from Phil there. “christ” is right, Dan

9:41 - I feel like they could have had a little more floorspace somewhere else

9:55 - “I’m just gonna put my ass in the air and hope for the best” 😂😂 also Dan’s “choice” Phil quote of the video

10:03 - don’t want to know, thanks 😳

10:12 - actually impressed that they managed one

10:33 - Dan with the call out there and also a Dan line that randomly just goes through my head in his exact tone

10:41 - Phil then changing his mind is just great...I think this one is difficult for them because their legs are so much longer than their arms

10:49 - Dan being extra dramatic while Phil just laughs

11:02 - LMAO just...them even picking this one. was a lot.

11:13 - just...what even was this

11:49 - Dan at this point definitely thinks people want them to get a dog for “couple” reasons

12:05 - “meet a new member of the family” 🥺 almost 4 years later, still on actual dog hill

12:34 - they’re wearing the same clothes, but Phil’s wearing different socks so I’m guessing this might have been filmed a different day

13:02 - god all of the dog footage is adorable

13:34 - they talked at some point...in a live show I think? that Phil did not know this one was coming and was actually super nervous about it

13:54 - Phil swears a lot more now on YouTube...just still no “shit” or “fuck”

14:41 - curling up into a protective ball 🥺

14:46 - what happened during that jump cut. somehow the pillow Phil was grabbing got into Dan’s hands, and it’s such an immediate cut in

14:54 - Dan’s smiling so big

15:05 - ahahaha at Dan using the fireworks effect too

15:11 - I like “trapped in a world” there

15:46 - Dan really can’t say anything after calling him “Philip” at least twice during this

16:02 - Phil looks so fond about that. also Dan bleeping “shit” after Phil just said “fuck” ...sure

16:36 - lol at the single tweet with the “archery” suggestion

17:45 - teaser for the next video!

I mean, I love this video, but it’s not one of my favorite joint videos of all time. Like, it wouldn’t make a “top 10″ list for me. And I think that is mostly due to how Dan seems almost...aggressive? in parts of it. Which makes some sense after the reaction to TTLMT and everything. 

I am fascinated by the difference in Dan’s attitude toward their audience in this video versus in the Mukbang after they had met a lot of the audience irl. I really do think the tour was a crucial part of Dan’s journey.

[anzynai]

Requests are open!!! Can I have something with lee Ray and ler Don and/or Phil. Maybe Phil wants to play with him but Ray just wants to read so Don helps Phil out. 💖 Love your fics by the way!! Keep up the amazing work 💖

Play with Us!

The Promised Neverland (Don & Phil & Ray)

hi!!! these were really cute and i’d been wanting to write for the three of them for a while but i haven’t gotten around to it 😭 either way, thanks for requesting this and i hope you enjoy! (side note: i added a tinyyyy bit of lee don at the end but i hope you don’t mind!)

summary: when phil wants ray to play with him and don, ray refuses. luckily, don has other ways to convince ray to play with them.

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“Aww, you got me!” Don laughed as Phil finally caught up to him, hugging him from behind. They had been playing a game of tag for a while now, just the two of them. The other kids were playing hide and seek with Norman and Emma, but Phil had told Don he didn’t want to play that. Phil giggled, stopping for a moment and looking around. Don was confused for a moment until the four-year old started jumping up and down excitedly, pointing at Ray. “Ray? What about Ray?”

“Yes! I want Ray to play with us!” Phil smiled, bubbling with excitement. Don let a grin spread across his face. 

“Let’s go ask him then! I doubt he has anything else to do than read those boring books all day.” With that, the two skipped over to the boy, who peered over his book after noticing their presence. 

“Hey.” Ray muttered, lazily waving his hand. 

“Ray! Play with us!” Phil exclaimed, bouncing lightly. Ray furrowed his eyebrows, a hesitant look on his face, lowering the book to his side.

“Sorry, Phil. I’m a little busy right now.” Ray apologized, turning away. Don frowned upon seeing Phil physically deflate, wanting to fix it somehow.

“Please? It’ll be more fun with you!” Phil pouted, trying to ask as politely as possible. Ray sighed, looking at the four-year-old sadly.

“I’m sorry, Phil, but I really can’t.” Don squinted his eyes, realizing this was most likely about the house’s secret. But Ray had been reading that same book for hours! A small break would benefit everyone. Ray needed a break and Phil needed another person to play with.

“Come on! Surely a break should be fine! Play Tag with me and Phil!” Don shouted, hopefully. Perhaps if he as an older kid asked, Ray would be more likely to join? Nope. Ray didn’t change his mind, not bothering with a verbal response, just shaking his head and turning back to his book.

Maybe Don would have to go through more desperate measures.

“Play with us or else…” Don said, trying to sound intimidating. He wasn’t exactly sure if he could intimidate Ray, but it was worth a try. Ray lifted his head to look at the pair once more, raising a brow.

“Or else what? What could you do?” Don paused. He really hadn’t thought that far yet. Ray let a smirk fall onto his face seeming to have read Don’s thoughts.

“Or else.. Or else…” Don muttered, desperate for an idea to come across his mind. “Or else Phil and I will tickle you!” Don said at last, a confident smile on his face for being able to come up with a harmless threat and have a little bit of fun at the same time. Phil seemed to like Don’s idea too because when Don looked back at him, there was a huge smile on his face.

Ray, on the other hand, Don was unable to pinpoint the exact emotion painted on Ray’s face. Horror, embarrassment, shock. Ray’s eyes widened, lips parting slightly and his face turned a deep shade of red as he sputtered out of a response.

“Y-you’ll tickle me? That’s ridiculous! Now leave me alone!” Ray exclaimed, but Don could hear the nervousness creeping into his face, whether Ray wanted it to or not.

“No can do! Phil and I want you to play with us! And if we have to resort to this,” Don started, poking the raven haired boy in the side, causing him to fllinch. “So be it!”

“W-wait, Don- stAHAP!” Ray pleaded, but Don ignored him, as he began kneading his sides.

“You’ll have to play with us then!” Don said, remaining firm on his original goal. He looked at Phil who was watching, a little unsure of what to do. Don smiled, “Come help me, Phil. You get his tummy!”

Phil nodded, excitedly, crouching so he was eye level with Ray. Immediately, the toddler shoved his small hands onto Ray’s tummy, scribbling around messily and without coordination. Somehow, though, it was still very effective on Ray.

“Y-yuhuhuyou twoahaha! StaHAhap!” Don smiled, amused, when he realized Ray was unsure of what to do. He wanted to escape but Phil was in the way and he also obviously didn’t want to accidentally damage his book.

“He’s so ticklish, right Phil?” Don spoke suddenly, Ray’s face blushing a bright red while he tried to clamp his lips together but to no avail.

“Yes, ehehe!” Phil answered, happily. The two continued speaking about Ray as if he wasn’t there and Don had to try not to burst out laughing at Ray’s reactions.

“IM RihihiGHT h-hehehere, yohuhu knohow!” Ray snapped, thought it didn’t sound genuine at all through his laughter.

“Oh, sorry Ray! Would you like to be included too?” Don asked, innocently as he began tickling his ribs. That did.. a lot.

“n-nOHOHO DOHAHAN, PHIHIHIL!”

“You’re laughing so much, Ray! It’s so loud!” Phil exclaimed, not as a way to be teasing but in a tone that showed his excited wonder.

“Isn’t it, Phil? At this rate, he’ll play with us in no time!”

“S-SHUHUT- STAHAP!” Ray shrieked, remembering that he did not want to “swear” in front of a toddler.

“You know what you have to do for us to stop, Ray!” Don laughed, knowing that Ray wouldn’t be able to take it for much longer.

“OHOHOKAY FIHIHINE! I’LL PLAHAHAY- JUST STAHAP!” Don gave a few more scribbles and pokes to his ribs to tease him before retracting his hands, nudging Phil to stop, as well.

“Yay! Ray’s gonna play with us!” Phil jumped up and down in joy. Ray, who was panting from his previous assault, stood up.

“I’ll be it then.” Without even counting down, he started charging towards them. Don grabbed Phil’s hand in alarm, running away because he knew that if they were caught, they were dead.

“Run, Phil!” Don yelled, as Phil laughed. Unfortunately for them, Ray was known to be one of the fastest runners, catching up to them easily. Since Don was the easiest to reach, Ray tugged on the back of his shirt, yanking him back. “No-ahaha!”

Phil stopped to look back as Ray kneaded his fingers into Don’s sides.

“Phil help me!” Don cried, helplessly and squirming.

“How about you help me tickle Don? It’ll be more fun, right?” Ray asked, smirking. Phil’s face lit up and a pit formed in Don’s stomach, feeling the betrayal. This was going to be a long day.

[queen-of-love-and-beauty]

Watching this freaking 2 hour finale was bad for my blood pressure!

I typed every thought I had in my notes cause I deleted Tumble not to spoil myself.

xxxx

That scene between Sarge and May? It almost felt like Coulson was back. Just him and May preparing for an Op. Her pep talk was full of hope that her Coulson was still in there.

I identified with Piper when Deke was the center of attention for 5 seconds. I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT!

The Mama May/Daisy talk? Too soon for that many feelings 😭😭😭

What’s up with the upside down shots this season?

Lmao May is over the space stories

Well this little family operation is off to a great start. If Sarge glares a little more he might kill Izel with just looks.

Do Yoyo and Mack get to keep Flint? Pretty please?

“It’s mine to carry.” Are we sure this isn’t Coulson?

That look on May’s face after Sarge saved her?

The dad joke?

Are we sure this ain’t Coulson?

I don’t care about the Fitzsimmons family drama let’s move it along!

Maybe the woman you gave lemons to doesn’t like you cause you’re a fucking creep, Deke? Remember the sex version LMD Daisy? Remember that?

May’s little smile as she talked to Daisy about Sarge? The hope? I can’t handle this 😭

Why the fuck is the crazy chick stripping?

When you’re trying to end the world but fashion is life!

Melinda May has accepted Phil Coulson is gone 😭😭😭 I can’t take this. I might have to see a cardiologist!

This song is so fucking annoying.

I’m not feeling this whole two chick fighting over the guy plot.

“That pain is love”. “Remember me. Remember us.”

I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS I WANT A REFUND!!!!!!

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED????? WHO APPROVED THIS????? Obviously we know May somehow comes back cause she’s in Season 7 but I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THIS SHOW FOR MAKING PHIL COULSON STAB MELINDA MAY!!!!

“I feel very confident you won’t die.” Yeah that was a lie.

Is this how these two flirt? Cause it’s corny.

May’s body on the floor?????? Wtf!!!! I can’t take this 😭😭😭

Noooooo Agent Khan!!!!!

Izel thinks Coulson is hot 😏

I think Izel and Sarge into BDSM tbh 😹😹😹

Noooo Yoyo!!!

I think my blood pressure just went up.

Okay I’m gonna need these Nazgul looking things to stop doing what they doing!

EVEN DEAD MELINDA MAY IS FUCKING SHIT UP AND SAVING THE WORLD!

THIS FUCKING SHOW IS NOT GOOD FOR MY HEALTH!!!

So ummm is it fucked up that I find dead Melinda May just as hot???

After this I stopped havijg coherent opinions and hugged my pillow while crying. I cried over the fact that I had to watch May die twice. That Daisy not only had to get the news May died but then held her in her arms while she died again. I cried because May just wants her Coulson and she was happy and ready to join him.

And then Simmons got there and those lights made the whole thing feel like it wasn’t even real or worth it, like someone yelled CUT and the scene was over.

AND THEN I HAD TO WATCH WHILE THEY BOOT UP AN LMD VERSION OF PHIL COULSON EVEN THO THE LAST THING THE MAN WANTED WAS THAT.

My head hurts.

[sanderchu]

I really like your casino AU! Maybe an inside to what a normal day looks like?

Another Day another gamble

Note: marry me /p please- this made me so happy- once again pretty messy but I love ideas like this I had to do this 😭

Not x reader Just Casino au dsmp characters!

Characters: dream, George, sapnap, karl, quackity, ranboo, tubbo, tommy, Wilbur, niki, Jack, Fundy, foolish, Charlie, Techno, punz, purpled, philza, mumza,

Morning

"good morining" kristen and Phil can be heard saying to the little workers so far in the casino. everyone exchanges there hellos and small talk before the two hotshots walk up to start there own day. "Tommy!" wilbur can be heard screaming from the card station. Tommy's is near the bar table laying his head slowly falling asleep. Tommy groans before lifitng his head back up and starts to fix his tie. Tommy always complains his tie is choking him. "here" tommy jumped at the sight of techno standing there hadning him a water bottle, "since you can have any of these drinks you know" tommy grabbed to drink and took a sip, "thanks-". "Quackity!" willbur said as he ran over to quackity who walked into the buillding with charlie. Will pulled big Q into a big hug only making quckity push him away. "you smell like cigars-" will just laughs and takes quackitys beanie, runing away making big Q yell at him and chase him. Charlie just stood there and exchanged a wave to tommy with a big smile.

afternoon

"look who finally arrived" Dream laughed as he shook the mixer in his hand beforing pouring it into a glass. George just looked at Dream befor flipping him off and starting his shift. "Im telling you tubbo he hates me" tommy ranted in the break room to tubbo about how dream hates him. Tubbo sat there listening as he did his work on his computer. Ranboo smiled and walked into the break room waving. "RANBOO" tommy yelled as ranboo laughed and sat next to tommy. thats when tommy started to rant about dream to ranboo as ranboo actually gave some pretty good advice. A bit later Karl walked in for search of someone, "ranboo we need you, rush hour" ranboo got up and said his goodbyes before leaving with karl. Tommy left soon after to work as well leaving tubbo in his peaceful mind space.

Purpled laughed at to sore loser walking away from the pool table throwing the stick thankfully purple moved out the way. "your so stupid mate" purple heard as Jack walked up to him and ruffled his hair making purple squirm. "fuck off british" Jack just laughed and started to put the pool balls in the triangle, "one round?" purple nodded as he handed jack a stick and soon they began to play.

Purpled scoffed as he lost and just laughed, "whos the sore loser now" purple rolled his eyes as jack turend his head seeing niki from afar. "HEY LEAVE HER ALONE" jack said running over with the pool stick ready to kick some guys ass for messing with niki. Niki laughed softly as Jack got the guy away and hugged niki, "you ok?" she nodded gently as Jack stood next to her making smile talk making sure not to leave her side.

Closing time

"everyone out" sapnap said as he pushed the decent drunk people out. Punz on the other hand was arguing with a guest, "GET THE FUCK OUT" punz screamed getting all close onto the person with obvious anger. Before punz exploded sapnap quickly handled it. Fundy sighed in an amused manner hearing another fight break out between punz and a guest. "alright everyone im leaving!" Wilbur said as Tom put his jacket on after giving tubbo a hug. "bye shortie" dream teased to tom who just flipped him off as both the brothers walked out the building. One by one everyone left the building saying there goodbyes or getting a ride from others.

[feelingofcontent]

DNP Rewatch: Dan and Phil AND DOGS!

Date video was published: 11/02/2017 (X)

DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 363

How was the the dog calendar four years ago?! I’ve seen this video so many times; it’s definitely a comfort video for me.

In early October, Phil talked in a live show about them getting ready to shoot the calendar. And then Dan accidentally spoiled that it was dogs before they announced it officially (and shared some of the calendar photos), whoops.

0:00 - already adorable. also, I just realized the jumper in this shot (that they used for the calendar cover photo) is the same one they end up sticking black felt to for the photo with the dalmatian

0:03 - Phil wearing a dog-themed jumper of course

0:13 - all of their calendars were hilarious

0:24 - I love that this was a Martyn idea

0:53 - that is quite the combination of inspiration

1:22 - that is early for them, lol

1:44 - “what pokes out of that hole” ...great start there, Phil

1:47 - Phil tongue-thing! I love that they just went with it for the joke

2:15 - talking during the makeup application is not very helpful for the poor person trying to do it for them

2:23 - that’s slightly creepy

2:28 - Dan really does look good in color

2:37 - oh my god that dog is cute. Phil just recently shared another photo of him with this one too 🥺

2:47 - I love this look at their process (also that it’s literally just powerpoint slides 😂)

3:10 - I don’t think Phil was prepare for filming at this moment

3:27 - I don’t know about the color of those shirts

3:34 - also disturbing 

3:45 - will never be over the soft voice Dan uses with small animals and babies 😭

3:48 - Phil seems much more nervous holding the dog than Dan

3:51 - “I can’t function on any level right now” me watching this video

3:53 - I love that they hauled that houseplant from their house to the studio for this, lol

3:57 - those shorts must be a bit too tight 👀

4:01 - Phil shared a couple outtakes with this puppy during the stereo era (1, 2)

3:05 - this Dan pose is adorable

4:09 - those puppies do not want to be in that basket, lol

4:13 - Dan’s favorite! and the one he shared on Instagram, of course

4:23 - that is a happy doggo

4:30 - “shower us with cherry blossoms” sometimes I hate it here (affectionate)

4:41 - Phil does love a theme

4:51 - love them referring to themselves as “D&P” in the planning

4:56 - “dog also wears sunglasses” I love it 😂

4:58 - please pause and read their concept slides; I’m dying 😂😂😂

5:15 - I would be scared I would sit on the dog accidentally

5:21 - incredibly soft Dan voice again 🥺

5:38 - “giving people pick up lines” sure...and of course the addition of the ‘sexy’ music

5:46 - they’re so happy and soft about this

5:53 - “it’s ‘cause you’re so warm” help 😭

6:07 - a whole crowd trying to keep the dogs’ attention

6:11 - danger and an unnecessary “wooo!” from Dan there

6:31 - they said later (in a live show, I think?) that all of these dogs just belonged to Martyn’s friends

6:44 - Phil looks a bit tired at this point

6:52 - bouncing jokes off of each other to refine them as usual

7:03 - too many puns

7:13 - king of comedy Phil there

7:25 - they used these jumpers for the Halloween baking video

7:41 - more fantastic concept text

8:08 - wonder if this inspired the idea for the UK vs JAPAN School Lunches! video

8:18 - the ass shot is already something, but Da deciding to zoom in just really adds another level 👀 christ.

8:27 - bread-face Dan smile

8:39 - jesus christ 😳 and Dan’s tongue-thing on top of it

8:57 - more joint joke creation

9:33 - that is a look

9:53 - I love that they have bobble hats that I’m pretty sure are ones Phil's aunt makes

10:07 - Phil looking very fond

10:20 - Dan implying that this is the concept that could just be from their everyday life

10:23 - quiff Phil! just a few months away from that for real at this point

10:52 - they both look like they’re wearing extra comfy clothes after the end of the shoot

11:03 - lol at merch-promoing Dan

11:13 - “best time of our life” 🥺 it’s much more rare for Phil to let an “our life” slip than Dan

I love every moment of this video. There really are so many fantastic videos at the end of 2017.

[feelingofcontent]

DNP Rewatch: Viewers Pick My Outfits!

Date video was published: 10/01/2017 (X)

DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 359

The first of these! I can’t believe I’m at this video finally (although I also can’t believe this video came out 4+ years ago, so...) Phil had asked for clothes suggestions just about 10 days before this was posted.

0:03 - Dan’s dramatic gasp in the background is great

0:13 - absolutely love that Phil will try anything on his channel at least once. He definitely doesn’t feel the need to make “serious” content like Dan does

0:17 - Phil not being able to hold it together with Dan there just reminds me of this clip 🥺 also, Dan seems to just be sitting on the floor for this intro

0:44 - here it’s “pajamas” (probably one of Phil’s shirts actually, as we’ll see in the reflection later); by the next of these videos it’s just “pants”

0:49 - do they just walk through the halls of their building from the living flat down to the filming flat in pajamas sometimes? lol. or sometimes it seems they keep some clothes down there, for gaming video filming and such

0:52 - “here in spirit and sarcastic comments” perfect 😂

1:10 - god Phil’s face every time he looks at Dan during this intro 😭

1:40 - he’s already so nervous about this...but then less than a year later!

1:50 - this room setup works pretty well for this video

1:52 - Dan with the immediate “woooo!”

2:25 - Phil went so northern with “I don’t wear hats”

2:29 - “reveal yourself” ...Dan

2:36 - Dan is 1000% encouraging in this video, while still gently teasing. I love it

3:05 - I can’t with Phil's catwalk attempt 😂

3:18 - Phil spends very little of this video actually looking at the camera

3:34 - Phil with the tattoo talk even all the way back here!

3:41 - the way they just bounce off each other to develop ideas...more and more I think this is how they produce even most of their individual tweets

3:44 - I think Phil looks cute in a baseball cap. He has all the nervous body language in this though

3:49 - I could 100% see Dan wearing that jacket

4:00 - why Phil?! also the “yes, yes...yeah! NOOOOO” 😂 Phil really can’t take it seriously

4:09 - the banter in this video is such a mess in a fantastic way

4:18 - Phil is expecting something great here from Safiya...welp

4:31 - again with the “yes, Phil!”

4:46 - help 😭

4:49 - “I don’t want to come out!” Dan’s gotta be holding back from the obvious joke here

4:53 - Dan smiling in the reflection and again with the “yes...YES” and then the “👏 twirl 👏 twirl 👏 twirl”

5:08 - and the hyena laugh

5:31 - “this might be the best one yet” oh Phil...he has such high hopes for something good

5:33 - Dan whispering directly to the camera is great

5:37 - I remember not believing they left this bit in when this video first came out. also, I love that Dan is standing up on the coffee table(?) with the camera there to get the angle right

5:50 - I can’t deal with Dan’s commentary. Phil looks very uncomfortable in this one. His arms though...christ 👀

6:03 - again focusing entirely on banting with Dan and not at all at the camera

6:25 - Phil looks terrified and I remember people freaking the fuck out about this ring bit when it came out

6:44 - every one of Phil’s walks is really something 😂

6:48 - not entirely sure what Dan’s implying there

7:02 - panicking when this happens just makes it worse

7:19 - that is definitely a distinction I have with some of my clothes too

7:32 - I wonder if Dan pre-decided on the order of these outfits. I’m guessing yes

7:47 - Dan with the “holy shit” at this one a Phil just laughing as soon as he can see himself clearly in the mirror

7:55 - yep with the very careful hand positioning...and the zoom-in in editing on his own ass, lol

8:16 - “it’s all going to be okay” from Dan there...how did Phil get into them like that

8:28 - Phil looks so pleased at Dan’s somewhat sincere compliment here...and Dan just wants Phil to take one thing seriously and stop making bad camouflage jokes 😂

8:33 - *butt wiggle*

8:53 - “please just do one normal one” Dan is trying so hard hahaha

8:58 - dying that Dan just...bought Phil underwear and gave it to him on camera

9:11 - Phil is enjoying that tweet

9:21 - the start of the cheese costume! it appeared in several upcoming videos/gaming videos/live shows

9:34 - Dan laughing so hard he made the camera shake...I am also always laughing at this, especially the choice to not wear jeans with it, but to put back on his socks & shoes

9:43 - “this is my lowest point on YouTube” 😂😂

9:55 - this is a lot of skin for Phil on YouTube. at least since uni-Phil. quite the pose...why does he somehow seem more confident in this than some of the other outfits

10:02 - and the blurred ass...this video was a definite ramp-up to what videos in 2018 were like

10:28 - I love that after the most embarrassing one, Dan chose to give Phil the outfit he probably knew he would like the most and look great in 🥺

10:32 - he got out of the cheese outfit as fast as possible

10:42 - Phil does look good in this one...and he seems quite confident in it

10:52 - loud about the BTS boys!

10:54 - love that Dan wants half of that outfit for himself

11:23 - Phil would immediately think about how the clothes are going to injure him

11:32 - Dan doesn’t want to say anything too bad about it, but he’s not really succeeding

11:49 - is this Phil’s interpretation of “cyber goth” 

11:59 - Phil’s still so optimistic...

12:14 - Dan’s “achieve your destiny” hand gesture in the reflection is great

12:29 - that looks VERY uncomfortable

12:41 - Dan with his “phil trash #1″ phil facts here, lol

13:16 - sarcastic Dan here and Phil knows exactly where he’s going and is just laughing

13:30 - “take it off...take it off!” okay we know what you want Dan... 😳

13:49 - so long before he would do it again

13:51 - “glamorous assistant” 

I mean, I love everything about this video and this concept. Could Dan be anymore supportive of every single thing Phil puts on?! He also called the video “premium content.” I’m so excited for the upcoming “Viewers Pick My Birthday Presents” one.

DNP were having a busy start to the autumn; they were briefly in Spain for the YouTube Creator Summit, where they hung out with Anthony again and went to a roller disco (1, 2, 3, 4). Plus, they must have been deep into tour scheduling/planning at this point, though they wouldn’t announce that for another month.