#and on the third side floyd has a grub pressed against his face

[pansexualkiba]

here's my long-distance communication headcanons for the troll tribes because i have some specific-ass thoughts and it's driving me a lil insane:

pop trolls, due to having to rebuild their entire society after untold generations in the fucking gulag, have no telecommunications infrastructure whatsoever and communicate mainly with handmade greeting cards. when they finally do have something to interact with other trolls, they have special phone bugs that somehow work perfectly. my other idea is they have a cup on a string but we're not sure where the string. leads? it just works?

techno trolls have shellphones. clamshells. you know what i'm saying.

classical trolls have one of two things because i can't decide which one is funnier: they either have 1) magic mirrors that show them a vision of whosoever they desire because of the Aesthetic, or 2) they just start playing a violin REALLY hard and it somehow comes out perfectly to whoever's on the other end.

country trolls have working rotary phones. they don't need or want anything more modular, and having a specific room for the phone is great for incentivizing doing your chores.

funk trolls have regular smartphones. they will not give this technology to pop trolls, not because they dislike them, but because they saw the universe where pop has access to tiktok duets and decided it could NOT come to pass here.

rock trolls are hopelessly dependent on the orb. every house has a crystal ball that they can use to call whoever they want. my specific reasoning for this is, and i quote, "you ever seen a wizard airbrushed on the side of a van?"

they all can seamlessly interface with one another. don't question it. ❤