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you should be able to go to a hospital and go hello I am an addict and they give you your substance of choice for the day .

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MANIFEST

MANIFEST

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her: i’m coming over you better not be trent reznor spinning in the closer by nin mv when i get there

my dumbass:

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this is the fucking funniest Genji video I’ve ever seen

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i hope that sixty years from now, when womb implants are just another mundanity, a transfem will look at our current time’s memes about getting tgirls pregnant, then down at her growing belly, and smile.

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What to do if you find yourself homless- written by someone who has actually been homeless

Most important: Spend the money you have on a motel. Churches probably will not actually help and shelters can be dangerous or turn you away. At a motel you have free breakfast, access to running water, and a lockable place to sleep. Do not waste money on a gym membership like the popular version of this post says to do, YMCA memberships are like $40.

2. Contact family and friends. Now is not the time to worry about being a burden. Your survival and safety comes first and that is all that matters, anyone worth having in your life will agree.

3. Start a gofundme. Even if someone can’t offer you a place to stay, they might be willing to toss out $5 so you can eat today.

4. Libraries have free wifi. Apply to any and all jobs you can think of if you aren’t already working.

5. Any home is a good home. Even if it’s a dingy apartment in a bad neighborhood. If its cheap and you can afford it, snatch it up. 

6. Pancake mix and peanut butter are filling, cheap, and last a long time.

PLEASE SHARE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS

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Jurassic Park (1993) dir. Steven Spielberg

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capybara

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I think sitting on the floor of the ocean for a few hours would fix me

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i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit