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not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

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The Wolf of Walgreens

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few things more humbling than the realization that you really do write the same fic(s) over and over again

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Richard Siken… Richard Fucking Siken. You asked RICHARD SIKEN if his poems were inspired by BUDDIE. Gay men do not exist in people’s heads except as props huh?

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whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3

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cis people will say “I found out I’m having a baby girl at my anatomy scan and I’m experiencing gender disappointment” but be mad when you say “who knows? maybe you’ll end up with a son anyway”

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Tip: One man's trash is most likely another man's trash, too. If something is obviously garbage, just throw it away. Threadbare towels? Blankets that are more shreds than anything? FUCKING UNDERWEAR??? Stop trying to donate it to the animal shelter. We don't want it and we can't use it, it's going in the dumpster. Even if it's something fairly usable (an actually very nice men's business shirt, for recent example), if one of the employees doesn't want it then it's getting chucked.

"Well why don't you just take it to GW so a human can use it?" Why don't YOU take it to GW? You're the one who brought it here in your big-ass truck when you could have easily taken it to GW yourself. Our trucks are only built to transport animals, not 46 yellowed pillows and (only half of) a couch that smells like it has smoker's lung.

Lumpy blankets, old stained towels, bedding that's slightly damaged but repairable with a quick super glueing? Perfectly fine to donate. If you can feel the breeze through it then maybe just throw it away. Donate goods, not errands.

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getting a note on a super old post

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actually very very grateful for the online slash long distance friendships and connections ive made on this hellsite and i don’t think i say that enough but!!!!!!!! i love you all so so much besties in my phone

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Remembering when I went over to my female teacher's house in 5th grade and saw that she lived with another female teacher & went home going "wow, so teachers really do all live together!" & then my family had to explain to me what lesbians are

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if you're transgender and need name ideas, may I direct you toward the nato alphabet because like. delta? november?? echo?? romeo is like the butchest name. please consider foxtrot. being named whiskey would be cool as hell. I know multiple transmascs who were a bit too into english lit and are named victor now. I've met people named sierra who were trans in every direction. maybe don't name yourself golf

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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead