moustachemoe
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30 Asexual She/her. Don't let the dank memes and zany commentary fool you, I'm actually dead inside.
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moustachemoe · 10 days ago
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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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moustachemoe · 14 days ago
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i wish every engineer a “try going around your building in a wheelchair”
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moustachemoe · 14 days ago
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A large part of housecat vocalisation toward humans isn’t goal-directed communication, but rather, affiliative signaling: a simple call-and-response protocol which establishes that the participants are part of the same social unit. Amongst themselves, most housecat affiliative signaling is non-vocal, but humans aren’t really physiologically equipped to respond to such signalling in a feline fashion, and cats, well, they’re adaptable.
Which is to say that when your cat yells, and you yell back, so the cat yells again, and so forth, what you’re really saying to each other is “hiiiiii~”.
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moustachemoe · 14 days ago
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reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE
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moustachemoe · 14 days ago
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moustachemoe · 14 days ago
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Oh brother
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Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020
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moustachemoe · 20 days ago
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imagine if people still took last names from their trade like fisher, smith and fletcher. imagine some guy introducing himself to you as jonathan podcaster
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moustachemoe · 20 days ago
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I am in tears
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moustachemoe · 20 days ago
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moustachemoe · 20 days ago
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they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"
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moustachemoe · 20 days ago
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Healthcare is basic human rights. Healthcare should not be exclusive to only the rich.
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moustachemoe · 20 days ago
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The high's starting to wear off. Someone shoot another billionaire CEO
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