#and of course I didn’t notice it until someone randomly reblogged my shitpost

[shazzaofdoom]

You know that thing where your inner monologue takes on the tone and cadence of whatever book you’re reading at the moment? (I feel pretty certain I’ve seen a post about this, so I know I’m not the only one.)

So, I’m reading Brutal Kunnin by Mike Brooks at the moment (excellent fun, imaginative fight scenes and big explosions) so my brain keeps throwing things at me like

BETTA DO DA GROSSERIES, WE’Z OUT OF ZOGGIN MILK