#and obvi i feel guilty when he spends money on me but it is nice when he gets me things

[catgirlwizard]

still can't believe i used to post on this website every day and now I rarely go on here cause I've got a live in partner and we have 2 cats together and i spend all my time with them or cleaning or doing diy projects or taking care of the pets or drawing or trash picking/craigslist searching and stealing moss and plants from neighborhood sidewalks and having gay sex and cooking dinner and fantasizing about how we'd decorate a house together and planning our wedding we're gonna have some day and researching last names we can have as a couple jdkfhgsdf. anyways, he's the sweetest most supportive partner I could ask for and I'm incredibly lucky to have them. monday night I went out with a grocery cart to collect trash and he was like 'hope you find something good! let me know if you need help :D" and when i called him asking him to walk 10 minutes to help me carry an end table cause my cart was full of rugs and halloween decorations he didn't question it, he was just happy for me. and yesterday he saw how i arranged my collection of loose bones on the bookcase we built together and complimented it. and even though i've got plants in every sunny window in the house he still offers to buy me more, and supports me taking clippings of stuff wherever we go so I can root them at home, and buys me cut flowers all the time cause he knows I like them. even though everyone else is like 'decomposing roadkill is weird' or 'trash is gross, don't you have enough stuff?' or 'where are you even going to put more plants, enough is enough' my partner just supports and encourages my weird hobbies. even when he doesn't enjoy the hobbies he still listens to me talking about it because he likes seeing how excited I get. and I'm really lucky to have someone like that <3

[rpmemesbyarat]

RP meme from Scream Queens Ep 13 "The Final Girl(s)"

"It was a plan 20 years in the making. And it worked."

"Now, this is a hammer. Hammers are good for bashing people in the skull and watching them bleed to death, okay?"

"Easily cuts through muscle and bone, and has the added advantage of making sure your victim's final emotion is terror."

"I needed a persona to hide behind while we murdered people and stuff."

'As for me, what I've noticed is that the more weird and gross you are, the less people want to know about you. No one asks the kid with terrible acne what their favorite movie is or where they were born."

"My butt could launch a thousand ships."

"All killers have a cool costume; Jason with his hockey mask, Freddy Krueger's sweater and hat, Cujo's totally realistic dog costume."

"Unisex, kind of satanic. But not, like, a giant goat head satanic."

"I think he's dead."

"Stabbing can be pretty dramatic."

"Wait, we're spraying acid on the furniture?"

"Obvi, I was the brains of the operation."

"Your high school transcripts are clearly faked. And I'm guessing you made up your SAT scores, 'cause it's not possible to get one million percent on them."

"I've got a bedazzler back in my room."

"I hope you guys aren't freaked out by my appearance. Or lack of social skills and money."

"Come on. Let's go mingle, babies."

"I've always said that being nice is a really good quality. It could save your life one day."

"Order is restored, as they say. More than restored--reborn."

"I mean, someone had to take all the blame."

"Can we save the shoe?"

"Also, it helps to be completely frickin' insane."

"Because for a plan like this to work, you have to be willing to totally commit."

"I mean, desperate times call for desperate measures."

"This was the price I had to pay if I wanted to get away with murder and pin it all on someone else."

"Because some people don't deserve to just get murdered. They need to be truly punished."

"I didn't do it, I swear!"

"I'm one of the good guys!"

"You bite your own toenails."

"Okay, I am flexible."

"When I fart, I cup it in my hand and smell it."

"Dear god, shut up!"

"Oh, I see where this is going. You're gonna try and pin all of these murders on me so I spend the rest of my life in prison."

"The doctors were able to save my eyeball, and they said that I'm gonna make a full recovery."

"You're the killer!"

"Your entire life story is totally fabricated."

"She definitely was not adopted."

"Wait, I do know! I know where I know you from. You're from that prostate commercial."

"We took her in out of the kindness of our hearts. And also for the tax deduction."

"As soon as she learned to talk, I wanted to disown her."

"Our daughter sucks."

"But, sweetie, you're toxic, and you're bumming us out, so it's time for you to go."

"You can't arrest me-- don't you need, like, a warrant or something from a judge?"

"Wait, you think I'm the killer?"

"Well, just saying you saw something isn't evidence."

"Uh, if you're gonna just continue to accuse everyone, could we at least sit down?"

"I don't have a diners club card! Is diners club still even a thing?"

"I didn't know the oil was boiling!"

"What is your game here?"

"I mean, I am a pillar of this community."

"What better way for you to knock off everyone that you hate, because they're different from you or not as popular or not as pretty, than to murder them one by one?!"

"This is what I like to call first-class entertainment."

"You'll never take me alive!"

"Are these strippers?"

"I just don't understand how you just end it."

"I don't have a choice is what I'm telling you."

"Don't let it end like this."

"It was never gonna work out between us."

"We got too close to the sun, baby. We shined too bright."

"I promise I will never bang anyone the way I banged you."

"What do you mean, "what charity"? Just charity. All proceeds will go to charity."

"My friends are dead! I have nothing left!"

"I wrote up a quick book and became a media sensation."

"Women are better."

"If you think about all of human history, add up the wars and the genocide, all the oppression, the violence, the exploitation, the degradation of the human spirit, what do all those things have in common? Dudes. They have dudes in common, right?"

"It's true, a lot of people had to die to make that happen, but I often catch myself thinking, "you know what? Maybe it was worth it."

"But I suppose money still talks."

"We're gonna make cookies and brownies, and eat them while we talk about our feelings."

"At least some good came out of all of that evil."

"These kids were martyrs for a much bigger cause."

"It's not my fault that all of that happened to me."

"Maybe if I would've had a real dad, my brother wouldn't have turned into such a douche."

"They're dead. And that is your fault."

"I didn't kill any of these kids."

"Are you getting me a car?"

"I think you need your space."

"I was under the impression that I had the inalienable right to a jury of my peers. Look at these hippos. These are not my peers."

"This is a kangaroo court."

"You can't ignore the verdict."

"My dad is super gross rich. Like, disgusting rich. He'll have me out of prison in no time."

"You're going to an asylum."

"You're rude, entitled, narcissistic, racist and insane."

"Your entire defense consisted of you screaming at the jury that you didn't kill anybody and then threatening to kill them if they found you guilty."

"I think I'm ready to show you my ears."

"I love it here! I never want to leave!"

[largodrive]

Tulum Guide

By Olivia Dorman

Tulum is one of the most beautiful beach in the Mexican Caribbean and has become a favorite designation for bloggers and instagram lovers alike. Tulum is definitely the place to be! I was intrigued after seeing model after model, brand after brand shooting in Tulum. I was convinced after our buyer and owner both went and raved about the food, the beach, & the atmosphere. What more could you ask for?

High season is October to March, with the biggest crowds from January to March! We went in May and it was beautiful, just a little humid and rainy (well a lot humid and a little rainy). It worked for us because the crowds had definitely thinned and the beach was still incredible. We also managed to avoid too much of a seaweed problem which starts to clog up the beach and ocean in the summer. 

Keep scrolling to see the highlights and hiccups from my trip and our favorite spots to explore, eat, and relax while in heaven. 

We had a bit of a bumpy start to our trip when the car I'd arranged with the hotel didn't show up to take us into Tulum at 6:30am (after flying all night). But after negotiating with the myriad of taxi's out front, we hopped in a shuttle van to drive us the hour and a half to our hotel. I'd definitely recommend having your driver stop by an ATM outside of the airport to get pesos out because you'll get a much better exchange rate than changing at the airport. They'll also stop at a gas station for you to get waters and such, which I'd recommend, but we didn't do because we were exhausted and just wanted to get to the hotel. Forever Boyfriend brushed up on his already very good Spanish with the cab driver until we made it to Papaya Playa Project. (~$200USD round trip) 

Tip: I would not book a round trip with the taxis outside the airport, they make it seem like a good deal, but there is a chance that they won't show up at the specified time to take you back to the airport. Which happened to us and we’re still wrestling to get our money back.   After arriving and leaving our bags with the front desk to take to our casita at check in, we went and had breakfast outside overlooking the gorgeous beach. I had the Chilaquiles and a fruit juice. So good and fresh tasting. They have their own bee hives and gardens on the property so a lot of the ingredients are super fresh. We spent the rest of that day laying on the beach in their lounge beds and ordering from the waiters that walked around. It was the perfect way to start a vacation and the best way to forget about the rough morning. 

Where to Stay:

Papaya Playa Project: At the start of beach strip that is Tulum, Papaya Playa Project was a beach side oasis. Each room is a separate little house “casita.” Ours was up on a cliff looking out over the water with our very own hammock to sit out front. Each bed had a mosquito net around it which made it very dreamy. We had a AC thank god but we definitely could have slept with the floor length windows open. It’s a little on the glamping side (there was both a lizard and a crab in our room at one point) but it was so beautiful it didn’t matter. I would 100% recommend this hotel, but there are so many good ones that I'm sure you can't go wrong. 

The only negative I would have to say about PPP was the location. Being located at the top of the strip, it’s pretty far (2 miles) from the center where most of the good restos are. We ended up spending a lot of time and money in cabs (~$5 a trip). But I also think it made it a little quieter so it’s all depends on your perspective.

What to do:

Ruins & Cenotes: I'd highly recommend going to see a Mayan ruin to get to know this area's rich history. The Tulum ruins are another good option if you want something closer! Also, definitely visit one of the area's beautiful cenotes, natural sink holes that expose underground water! We visited El Gran and it was breathtaking. This was one of my favorite things we did! The water was nice and cool and has excellent photo opportunities #instaheaven. Dos Ojos and Ik Kil are suppose to be other amazing options too. 

We started the day by hiring a taxi to take us to Coba (about an hour from Tulum) and El Gran Cenote. We paid about $100 USD round trip. We got to ride just the two of us in a nice air conditioned car and he patiently waited for us outside each site. Ask your hotel's front desk about helping set up transportation.  

When we arrived at Coba, we paid the ~$8 entrance fee and walked around and saw some initial ruins. My tip I would 100% pay the ~$5 for a petty cab to bike you to the main ruin. It’s not THAT far of a walk, but boy is it hot and sticky. And if you’re lucky you’ll get a nice native Mayan who will give you some history on some of the structures along the way. 

Coba was one of the largest Mayan cities in Mexico and features the largest temple pyramid in the Yucatan peninsula. You can climb to the top of the pyramid and stand above the trees. The steps are very steep but totally doable. You’ll be nice and sweaty when you get to the top but the view is beautiful. 

After meeting back up with our taxi, we went to El Gran Centoes.  To preserve the natural purity of the water and the turtles and fish that live there, they ask you to shower in an outdoor shower before swimming in the cenotes and they require all natural sunscreen. (We skipped buying extra sunscreen because we were not going to be there that long and there was plenty of shade but if you think you'll be there for a couple hours I'd definitely bring some.) Float in the crystal clear waters and explore the deep caves by snorkeling or diving. It’s bliss!   

Shopping: And of course, no vacation is complete without a little shopping! The shopping in Tulum is fabulous! There’s tons of little boutiques along the main road with unique clothing, jewelry, and other fun goodies. I love finding things from local artisans and KM 33 had the most amazing local jewelry, hats, and bags. Definitely take a stroll down the main drag and see what you find! 

 Yoga: As a very eco-friendly and health conscious destination, many of the hotels  offer daily yoga classes! We managed to take a couple while we were there and i

Where to eat: 

Posada Magharita: If you've reached your limit with Mexican food, take a trip to the dreamy Italian oasis, Posada Magharita, and dine on fresh pasta, delicious wine, and the juiciest tomatoes you'll ever taste. Sitting with your toes in the sand and looking out at the cotton candy sky as the sun dips below the horizon, you won't regret coming here!

Casa Jaguar: Located on the jungle side, Casa Jaguar has fantastic drinks and even better food. When we went, it had been raining so we were sat at one long table with the other brave tourists who ventured out during the rain. It ended up being super fun and intimate and we made some new friends. Bring bug spray, order a drink, any of the freshly made menu items, and I promise you'll leave a happy camper!

Kin | Toh: Lounge above the trees, sip on a luxurious cocktail and take in the sunset over the jungle at this luxury restaurant.  Described as Mayan and Mexican fusion, wn dined on exotic menu items such as sour worms, black ceviche, and ant tostada (these are not the actual names but alas i did not take a pic of the menu and they change their menu often). Definitely the most luxurious dinner we had, but even if you can’t splurge for dinner - come for a drink and lounge in the hammocks that extend out over open air.  

The Real Coconut: Out of the Sanara hotel, The Real Coocnut is the epitome of Tulum wellness. Everything on the menu is gluten, grain, dairy and refined sugar free and features sustainably sourced ingredients. We started with the Very Berry Chia Parfait to share (i'd get your own it's so good) and then I followed that with the avocado toast with two poached eggs, charcoal lemonade, and an amazing coconut chai tea latte! With offerings such as Super Bone Broth Blend, Healing Green Pressed Juice, and Fruit Bliss Bowl, you won’t feel guilty about anything you eat here! 

Raw Love: If you love acais bowls (and who doesn’t?), you will love Raw Love! Technically on the beach, but a little further inland from the ocean, they had the most amazing smoothie bowl i’ve ever had with authentic coconut, fresh fruit, and beautiful presentation. It was the perfect light breakfast for the last day of our trip. 

Others:

Hartwood was supposed to be amazing but they weren’t open while we were there. :(

Mateos - We ate here and loved the live music but it felt super Americanized, but the sunset on the second floor is supposed to be amazing.

To Bring: 

- BUGSPRAY!!! - and don’t wear black it attracts those suckers like no other

- Sunscreen obvi (natural if you want to go to the cenotes) 

- Any of these bikinis

- Or this one (I mean honestly you could get away with only wearing bikinis which I highly recommend)

- A book to read (i read this one and this one while there)

- Comfortable sandals (these are my FAVORITE) 

- Shorts

- Breezy dresses (this one, this one, and this one would be perfect)

Go book those tickets! And let me know what your favorite part of Tulum was! Adios! 

[c0mmonloon]

1-99 :D

Juxtaposition!1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

Story 2 by Clippng, The Crown by The Cat Empire, Burning Down The House by Talking Heads, Scenes From An Italian Restaurant by Billy Joel,  History Maker by Dean Fujioka, No Problem by Chance the Rapper

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Michelle Obama

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

“He was a pleasant looking boy, neither handsome nor plain, rather shy and in  no way remarkable.”

4: What do you think about most?

GRADUATION !!!

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?

“I’m finally watching sinbad and crying because of how much I miss Magi”

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

It’s a mix, I wear a shirt but I rarely wear pants.

7: What’s your strangest talent?

I can touch my tongue to my nose

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)

Girls are powerful and amazing. Boys are just as powerful and amazing. I love everyone so much.

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?

Not that I am aware of

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?

oh boy, im not sure!

11: Do you have any strange phobias?

butterflies

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

When I was 5 I put gum in my nose and it got stuck

13: What’s your religion?

Lutheran 

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

watching birds!

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

behind

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

ahhhhh I seriously have no clue!! Maybe the Lumineers? Their music always makes me happy

17: What was the last lie you told?

I told my dad I hadn’t had lunch yet so he would get me sushi

18: Do you believe in karma?

I do, kinda

19: What does your URL mean?

I was eating a fruit snack and thought about a snake eating them and it made me happy

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

I’m a shit person, sometimes I’m funny

21: Who is your celebrity crush?

Chance the Rapper

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Yes

23: How do you vent your anger?

cry

24: Do you have a collection of anything?

Masquerade masks

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

i prefer neither, im a super uncomfortable person talking on either

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

For the most part

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

the sound of my dog cleaning himself, the sound of rain

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?

What is I don’t graduate?

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

yes to both!

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

A pillow, also a pillow

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?

sushi, I just ate lunch

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

Canal side when the giant duck was in town

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

EAST COAST!!!

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

Chance the Rapper :’))))

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?

finading happiness

36: Define Art.

what makes you feel things 

37: Do you believe in luck?

I do

38: What’s the weather like right now?

Its sunny but also snowing

39: What time is it?

3:17 pm

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

I don’t drive

41: What was the last book you read?

Sharp Objects

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

I do!

43: Do you have any nicknames?

Nope :(

44: What was the last film you saw?

The Shining

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

I cracked my head open 

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?

NOOOOOOOOO

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?

shitty reverse harem anime, its my guilty pleasure rn

48: What’s your sexual orientation?

Pansexual

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?

yep! people thought I killed myself in the 8th grade

50: Do you believe in magic?

i am hopeful 

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

I do

52: What is your astrological sign?

Libra

53: Do you save money or spend it?

spend it lol

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?

stickers from redbubble

55: Love or lust?

both are important to me 

56: In a relationship?

i fucking wish

57: How many relationships have you had?

one

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

yes

59: Where were you yesterday?

at home the whole day

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

my underwear

61: Are you wearing socks right now?

yes

62: What’s your favourite animal?

dogs

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

I’m stilling trying to figure that out

64: Where is your best friend?

probably at their house

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.

fruitsnake, fruitsnake, fruitsnake, fruitsnake, fruitsnake

66: What is your heritage?

all I know is im really super white

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?

blogging

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?

trump

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

like masturbation?? hell yeah boi 

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

i am,  I think im a pretty good friend

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

save the fucking dogs obvi

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

a) yes b) have sex, I am not dying a virgin c) yes

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

trust

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Carnival de Barrio from In the Heights

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

7707

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

trust

77: How can I win your heart?

be nice to me

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

i suppose

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

getting my eyebrow pierced 

80: What size shoes do you wear?

I have no idea i think maybe a nine?

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

baddest bitch

82: What is your favourite word?

Juxtaposition!

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

nipple

84: What is a saying you say a lot?

yes henny

85: What’s the last song you listened to?

Freedom by Beyonce

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?

dark purple

87: What is your current desktop picture?

Its Dazai from bungou stray dogs

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

no one i would feel too bad

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

none anymore

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

scream and cry

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

flying

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

chirstmas when my grandparents were still alive

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

ahhhhhhhhh

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

Chance the Rapper

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Japan!!

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?

Nope!

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?

yes lol

98: Ever been on a plane?

yes!

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

probably something dumb. 

Thanks dude!!