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[heaven-s-black-box]

Wright Anything Agency + Prosecutors Office= Chaos chpt.3

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Recovery date: May 27th, 2020

Description: The WAA's air conditioner breaks during an LA summer, so they go to the only place they can think of... the prosecutors office. Chaos ensues led by the youngest members of the Wright and Edgeworth families.

Notes: A entry series involving a descendant of a traveler, following the death of her mother it was determined Sky would be better off staying with Miles Edgeworth. This is an OC insert, the fantastical technobabble is just for looks

Related works: Miles adopts Sky, Trucy meets Sky

Chapters: 1 2 2.5 3 4 5 5.5

Word count: 1 904

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It was around noon when Apollo and Klavier got out of court. As expected, the verdict was guilty, so it ended rather quickly. They got out just as Trucy and Wright were preparing for their trial against prosecutor Debeste. With a wish of luck, the Wrights entered their courtroom and the other two left. Neither were looking forward to the paperwork. As much as they loved bringing justice to the world, they could do without paperwork. They stopped at a cafe on the way back to the office because coffee made paperwork a little easier. Apollo took the time in line to see what Athena was up to.

Athena June 23rd 10:47 A.M I found a case I wanna take Help me look over it Mr.Wright and Trucy have court 11:32 A.M Sure I’m at the sb by the court house Want something Not coffee Anything else Athena 11:34 A.M Nvr mind I got help And why not? Wasn’t that bad last time 11:35 A.M Still no Hurry up, almost at the front

“Tell Fraulein Cykes I say hi,” Klavier whispered in his ear making him jump.

“Were you reading over my shoulder? Don’t do that!” His voice went a little loud and he turned red when everyone turned to them. “Fine,” he growled.

Athena 11:36 A.M Fine  11:37 A.M Also prosecutor Gavin says hi Athena 11:37 I’d like a caramel frappe Sky wants iced  green tea lemonade and Simon wants a green tea Prosecutor Gavin? Since when do yo Tell him I say hi! 11:38 A.M That your help? Athena 11:38 A.M Yup! See ya soon! Also extra caramel  drzzle for me!

Apollo put his phone away just as the barista called next in line. Klavier offered to pay for Simon and Sky’s drink but Apollo just shrugged. His reasoning being more points to use on all nighters. Of course, Klavier frowned and reminded him that he needed sleep. Normally Klavier pulled all nighters with him, but he’d keep it to himself for now. Once they got their drinks, they made their way back to the office.

Upon entering the cafeteria, the WAA’s temporary office, they spotted the group of three hunched over a table. Athena was putting information into her mood matrix as Sky read it to her while both her and Simon gave their opinions. It was all theories as to why things didn’t add up and things they caught in pictures of the scene. Apollo set the drink tray down in front of them and they stopped their chatter to take their drinks. Apollo and Klavier sat in front of them and watched as they went right back to finishing up their talk. Apollo thought it was nice to see Athena taking on another case by herself instead of just assisting. 

“How do you drink that?” Apollo asked, cringing as Athena took a sip of her drink. “It’s like liquid sugar. Eck.”

“It’s not that bad,” she frowned looking around at everyone else who refused to look at her. “Oh come on! It’s not!”

“Sure,” Simon murmured.

“Enjoy your liquid diabetes! I got other places to be,” Sky cheered, taking her drink with her. “Thanks again for the drink Mr. Justice!”

“And where are you off to Fraulein?” Klavier turned to watch her leave.

“It doesn’t matter as long as I’m back before papa’s done!” She practically sang as she skipped off.

Athena laughed, “Well, I should go check out my crime scene. Thanks for the drink Polly.”

“Ya. Ya. Who’s even prosecuting? Prosecutor Blackquill?” He looked over at said prosecutor who shook his head.

“Payne,” he said. “I have a feeling Cykes-dono will be fine though,” he took a sip of his tea, “ she is perfectly capable of taking on a case herself and if she needs any help she knows she can come to any of us.”

“Wow herr Blackquill, I don’t think I’ve ever heard you talk this much outside of court. It’s quite unus-” before he could finish his thought there was a katana at his neck. Apollo started snickering beside him.

With nothing better to do, Klavier ran up to his office and grabbed his laptop to join Apollo in paperwork. By the time he returned, Blackquill had left to see if Edgeworth had any cases he could take. So, everyone was off doing whatever they needed. Wright, Trucy, Sebastian, and Kay were in court while Apollo and Klavier finished the paperwork from their case. Blackquill was off looking for a case, Edgeworth was doing chief prosecutor stuff, Athena was checking out her crime scene, and Sky was unaccounted for. Which may or may not come back and bite them later.

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By the end of the day, everyone started coming back to the office. Paperwork had been done, court had been adjourned for the day, and crime scenes had been searched. People were filing away the last of today’s work. Athena walked in drenched in sweat from the heat outside after her investigation. Wright came in exhausted and sweaty as well from his day in court and follow-up investigation while Trucy trailed him happily with a popsicle. When Edgeworth came down looking for Blackquill, he’d returned with no new case but more paperwork, he’d frowned and told them to just go home to take showers. This prompted the discussion on why everyone insisted on wearing long sleeves no matter the weather.

Their bickering was interrupted by a whip as Franziska entered looking for coffee and tired of the noise. Sebastian entered soon after with Kay and they were munching on swiss rolls from the courtroom. Normally, it was impossible to get everyone in one place, but it seemed this week everyone was as close as a pair of socks. Which meant sometimes people got lost, but they still usually ended up in the same place in the end. It was strange, and Edgeworth was more than ready for things to go back to normal. Today had been very quiet, and as he’d been reminded yesterday, that wasn’t necessarily a good thing. 

With the day winding down, the WAA reconvened to talk about what happened in their days. Trucy offered to stand with Athena on the defendants side if she wanted a hand and Athena declined on the grounds she was helping her dad. Trucy leaned over and stage whispered that her dad was boring and she’d much rather work with her. Their table started snickering while Wright looked like a kicked puppy. Wright and Trucy were pretty sure they would win their trial, but they were still somewhat uncertain. Suddenly the door to the cafeteria opened and in walked Sky with a cake box of pastries.

“I brought peace offerings!” Everyone eyed her and Trucy wearilly, Trucy raised her hands in surrender. “Oh thbbpt,” she blew a raspberry at them, “I just baked some pastries.”

Nothing was set off on Apollo’s end, so when everyone turned to him, he shrugged. If she was up to something, she wasn’t showing it. She set the pastries down and opened the box. They looked good.

“Sooo, you gonna have one?” Athena asked. 

“Duh,” Sky reached for one and Wright stopped her. Instead, he handed her a different one and waited for her to take a bite. She shrugged and started eating it giving everyone the reassurance to start picking their own and eating.

People from other tables had come over to take one too. The reaction was almost instantaneous, and she was glad she’d finished her first bite. If she hadn’t, she might have choked while laughing at some of the people in the room. Everyone reached for a napkin, which she’d been kind enough to provide, and spit out their food. At this point they were dying of laughter and Franziska, who’d fallen victim to her prank, looked about ready to kill her niece for the first time since they’d met. 

Based on the varied reactions, there were three types of pastries. Normal pastries (your usual eclairs, donuts, strudels, braids, and Swirls), Spicy pastries (filled with what seemed to be wasabi or hot sauce), and just gross pastries (Franziska was pretty sure she’d gotten a bite of Mayonnaise and toothpaste in her eclair). Of her intended victims she’d gotten Trucy, and Simon. So, not the best turn out. Out of her unintended, but pleasant bonus, victims she’d gotten Franziska, Sebastian, and Winston Payne. She was especially proud since Payne seemed to have gotten one of her test eclairs that was packed with way too much wasabi to be considered safe. She’d never really liked him though. 

“Sky. Alice. Edgeworth. What did you do?” Edgeworths voice was deceptively calm as he spoke.

After she caught her breath, she answered, “I didn’t poison them. Just messed with the treats a bit. Nothing wrong, I do stuff like this all the time.” She hopped up onto a table.

“Not normally one day after another,” Apollo sounded a little frantic. 

She shrugged, “ Ya, but I gotta take advantage of everyone being in one office.” She was swinging her feet back and forth before taking a water bottle out of her bag and offering it to Sebastian. He looked like he was about to burst into tears from the heat. The man gladly took it and downed half of it in one go, she did feel bad about him getting a spicy one. She quite liked prosecutor Debeste so she happily ended his suffering.

“You're not coming here tomorrow,” Edgeworth frowned. “This is too much. I will ground you if you continue to misbehave.”

“Fair,” she hummed. No one could remember the last time she was grounded, she always stopped before then.

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10:48 P.M Who wants to help me with a trick tomorrow It doesn’t involve fire Just knives Athena 10:48 P.M Shouldn’t you be sleeping And I have court And aren’t you helping your dad Kay 10:48 P.M I’ll help! Sebastian can deal without me Shouldn’t you be sleeping Thena 10:49 P.M Daddy can deal without me And ya Kay’s right You have a case Athena 10:50 P.M Nerves Sky 10:50 P.M Warm milk and vanilla Mkaes ya sleepy 10:51 P.M Then what are you doing up? 10:55 P.M Don’t ignore us 11:00 P.M Fine be that way Ema 11:01 P.M Look I got a long ass flight Stop blowing up my phone :( Athena 11:02 P.M Mute us or leave coward 11:02 P.M Ya coward Kay 11:03 P.M COWARD! Sky 11:04 P.M Sent an image Sleeeepppp 11:04 P.M You can’t tell us what to do! Athena 11:05 P.M Plus u r the youngest Therefore no say Ema 11:06 P.M They got you there Sky 11:08 P.M Go to bed I am not above blackmail 11:08 P.M That may work for the others but  whatever u have on me I have on u ;p Sky 11:10 P.M It’d be a shame if papa found out  what happened to his favorite tea  set 11:11 P.M How do you know about that?! Sky 11:11 P.M Good night! :) See you tomorrow Ms. Skye!

[sung-woons]

i can’t believe i just found out about this...

[crushedbyhyperbole]

Indomitable

Pairing:   Sebastian Stan / Plus Size Reader

Words:  1.5k

A/N:  Written for @the-ss-horniest-book-club​ endless quarantine as long as there are prompts we’ll write them thingy, and a prompt from @prunes-said-bucky​.  I’ve never written Sebastian before, never really considered it TBH, since he’s not just a character to play with but hey, I gave it a shot.  Hope it’s not horrific.

Warnings:  Angst, body shaming, emotional hurt/comfort, fluff, strong and confident plus size reader, emotional support, kissing and teasing, no smut.

There is a section that contains a list of body shaming comments.  This is a block quote with ######### at the start and end, so feel free to skip over those if you are so inclined.

***FINAL REMINDER TO READ THE WARNINGS FOLKS***

Sebastian slumped back in his chair.  The computer screen glared at him accusingly as bile rose in his throat.  He did this.  He failed to protect you.  His career, and the whole shebang that went with it; toxic.

There were good parts, hell, there were great parts, but this… this wasn’t one of them.  His fans were usually great.  Kind, accepting, fun, keen, and dedicated.  He loved Winter’s Children and gave as much of himself as he could while maintaining a balance that kept him sane.

You were part of that. Far removed from the lime light, you were a nobody.  A regular person.  Not tied to the entertainment industry in anyway other than being his girlfriend. The world barely knew you existed and he worked hard to keep it that way.

Until now.

“Hey, sweetie!”  You knocked on the study door after letting yourself into his apartment, peeking in to see him at his desk.  “You need anything?  I’m just about to make some fresh coffee.”  You smiled knowingly; he loved his coffee

“Oh, hey, yeah sure.” Sebastian scrambled to shut the screen off so you wouldn’t see what he was reading.  “Thanks, babe.”  He smiled back.

“Oooohh, was that porn?” You smirked, coming to stand behind him, resting your hands on his shoulders and feeling tension there.  “Discovering something new you want to try, huh?”  You teased a little to lighten the mood. Something had him stressed out.

He sighed, leaning his head back to rest against your stomach.  From there he looked up at you, past your boobs, with worry in his big blue eyes.

“I wish it was porn.”

“Skype audition not go so well?”  You massaged his taut trapezius until he moaned lightly, relaxing under your touch.  You slid your hands into the neck of his shirt, smoothing them over his chest, feeling the light prickle of stubble where his chest hair was starting to grow back in.  “Want to talk about it?”

He wrapped his hands around your wrists, stilling you gently.  The nervous lick of his lips concerned you.

“Oh, the audition went great.”  He sat up, swivelling his chair to face you where he tugged on your hips to sit you across his lap.  “It’s what came after that I need to talk to you about.”

You could see something was really eating him up but you let him get to it in his own time.

“I spoke to Elaine.”

“Social media manager, Elaine?”  You knew every member of team of people who Sebastian relied on in his career. Elaine had been with Seb for years, helping him managing his social media presence, and she was very good at what she did.

“Right.”  He stroked your lower back absently.  “Well, I called her because some pictures got out.  Of us.”

You knew he tried to keep you separate from all the media stuff.  He needed a safe haven, and he also didn’t want to ruin your life with paparazzi hounding you and gossip sites dissecting your whole existence.

“Of the other week when we went out comet watching and ended up getting jiggy in the back of your car?” You teased.

He laughed, scrunching his face up in that cute way you loved.  “No.”  He grinned. “Surprisingly, not that.”

“Phew,” you play acted utter relief, “thank heavens my tatas didn’t make it onto TMZ.”

“You’re amazing, you know that right?”  He squeezed his arms around your waist.

“Yeah, I know,” you beamed, “caught you, hook, line and sinker, didn’t I?”  You murmured into his hair, pressing a kiss there.  “What’s up?”

“I don’t really know how to deal with this, y/n.  It’s everything I’ve always tried to shield you from.”

You tightened your arms around his shoulders, reassuringly.  This really wasn’t like him at all.  “Just show me.”

 The pictures were fine. Seb and you, sat on a wall by the banks of the Danube, eating charcoal black ice cream in the sun.  Holding hands by the stalls of a street market. Him stealing a kiss while you laughed at something he said.  They were older photos from a trip you took to Romania the year before.  You smiled, remembering the fun you had there.  Seb’s boy-like exuberance as he rediscovered his country of birth with you.  They were great memories.

It was the bitchy comments that he was concerned about.

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Why would someone as hot as him be with someone like her?

Ikr, she fat

Who is she?  Nvr seen her b4

Not surprised we’ve never seen her.  I’d be embarrassed to bee seen with her too.

Pity fuck

Maybe it’s for a role.

Guurrrllll… Swap that ice cream for a salad.

She’s disgusting! Sebby what are you doing?!!!

Look at that fat body! What a waste of a pretty face…

Pretty? Lol pretty ugly.

What does he see in her?

He looks younger in this. Must’ve already dumped her fat ass.

She’s curvy?  Maybe he likes that. Not my cup of tea though.

Curvy like the Michelin man lol

Definitely not the right clothes for your body type sweetie… dress appropriately.

Lost all respect for Seb now UGH!

Look at that cellulite!

Seabass meets a whale lol

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You glanced through the comments.  Most were positive but some were brutal.  You could see why he was upset by these.  He cared a great deal about his fans but this was making him consider if it was worth the effort.

Sebastian swallowed nervously, looking up into your eyes.

“You’re worried about how I feel about this?”

“Of course I am.”  His tone was pleading.  “I love you.  I never wanted you to get dragged into any of this crap, but look at them!”  He was getting agitated.  “I’m going to tell Elaine to take it all down, I’m done.”

“What’s that going to prove, huh?”  You soothed.

“Nothing.  But it’ll be gone, right?  No more fan stuff if they can’t respect both of us.”

“I dunno, it seems a shame to deprive your good and loyal fans of their sexy seabass,” you winked at him, “besides if the things people did online got to me I’d have drawn a line in the sand at some of that filthy dirty fan fiction they like to write.”

“C’mon, y/n, I’m being serious,” he begged with his eyes.  “They can’t talk about you like this.  It’s shitty and they’re completely wrong.”

“Babe.”  You levelled a steady gaze at him.  “I don’t care what these people think.”  Stroking your fingers soothingly through his hair, you scratched and massaged gently.  “The only people whose opinions matter about any of that stuff are right here in this room, okay?”

Seb sighed and hid his face in your plush bosom, and for a while neither of you spoke.  He relaxed, breathing slowing until you thought he’d fallen asleep.  You trailed your fingers across the back of his neck and to the sensitive place below his ear.

“If you keep at that there’s going to be trouble.”  Muffled against your chest you could feel him smirking.

“I like trouble.”  You whispered with a cheeky grin as he lifted his head.

“Thanks for distracting me.” He stretched up to place a chaste kiss on your lips.  “I think I know what to do.”

“Oh?”  You chuckled as he scooted the wheels of the chair closer to the desk with you still in his lap.  You tried to give him some space but he held you firm.

“Stay put,” he shifted so you were stable again, “this’ll take 2 seconds.”

Sebastian fired off an email to Elaine, letting her know everything was fine.  You weren’t concerned by the comments but he suggested letting a few of his top most trusted fans to help moderate the official site.  Let them get invested in the two of you as a facet of his brand.  You were definitely here to stay.

He counted himself the luckiest man alive to have found someone so caring, kind and gentle as you, but also someone so confident and steadfast.  Your spirit was unbreakable.  You were his rock, the foundations on which he grew and thrived.

 “So, now that you’re done righting wrongs, what’s the plan for today?”  You asked sweetly.  “You asked me to sleep over on a work day, so…”

“Well, first of all,” he eyed you mischievously, “I’m going to reiterate how much I love every single inch of you.”

“I like the sound of that,” you simpered.

“Do you?”  He teased.

“I do.”

“Good,” Seb nuzzled your neck seductively.  “Then we’re going to go out to eat,” he nipped your ear with his teeth.  “I made reservations.”

“Sounds… public.”  You sighed, distracted.

“Don’t care.”

“Okay…”

“And then,” he pulled back to look you in the eyes.  “Then, I want to talk to you about getting a place together.”

“You had this planned? You kissed him between sentences.

“I did.”

“Seems rushed.”

“Four years is plenty long enough,” he murmured.

“Ok,” you smiled against his lips, “but I’m keeping my apartment.”

“Of course.”  He slid his hands into your hair ready to deepen the kiss but paused.  “Where else is all your craft stuff going to live?”

Laughter rang out as you swatted at him and he tickled your waist.  The world could do whatever the hell it wanted.  As long as you both had each other, there was nothing else you needed, and nothing you needed to prove.

[nerdyfangirl67]

Lean On Me - Criminal Minds Reader Insert

Pairing: Emily x reader (platonic - best friends), Rossi x reader (platonic, almost fatherly relationship)

Warnings: Emily’s death, feelings of sorrow, anger, and denial, angst, includes headcanon thoughts about Emily and Morgan gaming duo, generally dark and kinda angsty.

Word count: 1238

The reader doesn’t know how to process Emily’s death and a mysterious friend online just might be the answer.

A/N: The URL , hotzzforHotch, from the story belongs to the reader, with the other URL, vonnEgutgrouPi70, belonging to the “myserious” stranger. Hope you guys like the story! If y’all want to see something written, let me know and I’d gladly give it a go!

“Everybody needs somebody to lean on.” She had told you that once and you had found out quickly that you always had her to lean on. She was easily your best friend and the person you trusted most in the world. You hadn’t known each other exceptionally long, only four years. But the two of you had hit it off the moment you met and ever since then, you spent much of your free time together, quickly becoming the closest pair on the team. But, she was gone now, leaving you broken, lost, and angry. 

You couldn’t find relief from the pain. Everywhere you went reminded you of her. The bullpen held the whispers of past conversations carried on long into the night. Clinging to the walls of your apartment were secrets passed between close friends after a few too many glasses of wine. Lingering in the dark recesses of your favorite bar were the intoxicated giggles that followed stolen glances at attractive bar patrons. 

Despite your knowledge that every other member of the team was hurting just like you, you couldn’t bring yourself to reach out to them. The only one you had been in contact with since her death was Rossi. Somehow he knew how hard it would be for you to go back to your apartment and he had gently insisted you stay with him. He had even had someone go to your apartment and gather some of your things. 

Even though you had spent days in his mansion, which he conservatively called a house, you hadn’t stepped foot outside the bedroom. He had made sure to leave meals outside your door two times a day, many of which you left untouched. He had even tried to talk to you and get you to leave the room, and as much as you didn’t want to be a burden to Rossi, you couldn’t bring yourself to reenter reality. 

In fact, you had pulled further away from reality in the little cave you had created out of blankets and pillows in the constantly dark room. You spent much of your time either sleeping or playing the online video game you’d heard Morgan and Emily talk about animatedly several times on the jet. For some reason, playing that ridiculous game helped you feel closer to her and became the sole focus of your time. 

Rossi, however, was not a fan of your self-isolation and after over a week of being secluded in one of his guest rooms, he had apparently had enough. After sharply knocking on your door three times, he pushes it open, earning a half-attempted protest from you. 

“Alright, bella, I’ve been patient enough. You can’t live the rest of your life like this. I don’t want this for you and Emily certainly wouldn’t have wanted this for you.” His words, although gentle, serve as a harsh wake-up call to you. You let out a harsh breath before a sob seizes in your chest. And just like that, the dam holding back all of your intense sadness breaks and you are crying uncontrollably. 

A guilty expression takes hold of Rossi’s face as he steps forward, kneeling next to the bed and grabbing you in a tight embrace. You cling to his expensive button-down, unable to properly catch a breath through the hysterical crying. You are unsure of how long you weep in Rossi’s arms, but when you are finally able to stop the sobs, you utter a soft “Thank you.”

“Mio caro, you have nothing to apologize for.” He whispers, one hand moving to brush a strand of hair away from your eyes. “Come join me for dinner. We don’t have to talk if you don’t want to. You can get intoxicated if that’s what you want or you can simply sit there and we can enjoy one another’s presence.” His voice betrays the worry he is feeling. You let out a simple nod, afraid that you’d start crying again if you spoke. He presses a soft kiss to your temple, before leaving you to get cleaned up for dinner.

Rossi makes an intricate pasta dish, with steamed veggies and freshly made garlic bread for dinner. You help set the table, choosing one of your favorite wines from Rossi’s extensive collection to go with the meal. After each of you dish up your plates, you settle into a comfortable silence. Neither of you speaks through the entire main course, aside from simple questions of “Can you pass the salt?” and “Would you like more wine?” When Rossi spends the entire dessert portion of the meal stealing glances at you, you know he is more than worried. 

“Rossi, I’ll be okay. It will take me a while, but I’ll get there.” You murmur, laying down your fork on your dessert plate. 

“I know, mio caro, I know. We all will, at least as best we can.” He responds, moving one of his hands to rest on yours. 

The two of you lapse into silence, only speaking again when Rossi suggests going to sit out on the balcony with a glass of wine. You agree and as the sun slowly sets, one glass of wine becomes two, which in turn becomes three.

By the time the two of you come in from the balcony, you were closer to intoxication than a light buzz. Rossi assists you in stumbling back to your room, getting you a clean shirt and sleep pants, and even getting you a fresh towel for you to wash your face with. After pulling on fresh clothes and wiping off your makeup, you clumsily crawl into bed.

You don’t expect to be awake for long but after half an hour of tossing and turning, you can’t fall asleep. Letting out a long sigh, you pull out your laptop and open up the game you had quite quickly become obsessed with.

Usually, you play the game solely with the goal of defeating the various levels. Tonight is different. You don’t know if it’s because of the wine or because you were tired of feeling so lonely, but when a random individual reaches out, you respond.

vonnEgutgrouPi70: OMG! I <3 ur URL

hotzzforHotch: thnks. 

vonnEgutgrouPi70: howd you come up w/ it

hotzzforHotch: i’ve been crushing on my boss for ages. we call him Hotch at work

vonnEgutgrouPi70: cUtE! ;) im guessing he doesn’t play?

hotzzforHotch: oh no! I’d be sooo embarrassed :0 if he did

hotzzforHotch: i’ve actually nvr told anyone else that b4. Just my best friend.

vonnEgutgrouPi70: well im honored, thnks for sharing 

hotzzforHotch: i’m guessing u r a vonnegut fan?

vonnEgutgrouPi70: :)) yes! Huge nerd, i am 

vonnEgutgrouPi70: wanna partner up and play in team mode?

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Days pass and for some reason or another, vonnEgutgrouPi70 finds an excuse to talk to you. And something in you always has you responding. You and the Vonnegut loving, cyber individual become friends. Somehow this individual manages to distract you from the pain you had been feeling since Emily’s death. The more you learned about them, the more you found out that the two of you had a lot in common. And although you weren’t looking to replace Emily, you soon came to the realization that you could easily become close friends with vonnEgutgrouPi70, maybe even best friends. 

What you couldn’t shake though, was the feeling that this person gave you, a feeling you’d only ever felt once before. With Emily.

[jinships-ideas]

BTS Run 59 & 60 - The Jin Harem

I took a short break but here’s the 2-part special! 58 will be up soon (hopefully)  Let’s just begin~

We start off this Hotel episode with a cheap yoonjin knee-touch moment!

You know what? 

After the yoonjin drought that was 57 & 58, 

WE’LL GLADLY TAKE IT!

Joon eyeing Jin scratching his leg

Petition for Yoonjinjoon to always be seated next to each other

Our OT3 heart is weeping in joy

Jimin using Jin’s knee to push himself forward~

Small but very appreciated Jinmin moment right there!

Namjin Handshake after discovering they were partners

Yoongs: Really? In front of my salad?

Joon scooting closer to Jin 

T^T

Namjin being off in their own isolated side

T^T

Dear Namjin,

You’ve been missed

Look at these nerds looking so ecstatic about being ‘Team Kim Seokjin’

WhO nEeDs JiN wHeN wE cAn BeCoMe JiN?

Jin: But I’m Right here? Team Kim Seokjin: LOLOLOLOL

2 more nerds joined in with the Seokjin Team train

Jin: Really? Ya’ll just gonna do me like this? Joon: Nah. This ain’t it

The infamous ‘couple watch’ that got Namjin shippers worldwide crying 

Namjinists: WHO SAID NAMJIN WAS DEAD? Namjin: We did.

Touchy Jin back at it again 

His willing target: Joon

Chim really threw himself to shove Jin with a whole Tae in between...

MAD UWU VIBES

JOON FINALLY BRAVED HIMSELF TO TOUCH JIN’S THIGH

Tae: This ain’t it Chim: *not accepting what just happened* Yoongs: Keep yo hands to yourself or you won’t have any JK: My fists can fly all the way there. Hobi: Enjoy it while you can... I’ll unalive you later

Biggest mystery: HOW TF is JIN STILL ALIVE WHEN HE IS IN SUCH CLOSE PROXIMITY TO JOON’S MEGA-WATT SMILE??

Tae smiling to himself at Jin’s incorrect team name

Tae kindly reminding Jin his ACTUAL team name

:’)

Kim seokjin’s guardian angel back at it with his job

On the other hand...

JK looks so happy after the Producer teased Jin about his incorrect answer

The editors are such cowards to not give us a full shot angle of Joon grabbing Jin’s wrists with a full on happy smile 

GIVE US THE NAMJIN CONTENT WE DESERVE!!!

Namjin: *flirting* Chim: *Represents us Namjin shippers* YESSSSS Tae: *non-namjin shippers* I did NOT ask for this

Jk smiling after he corrected Jin’s team name 

Jk is that guy that enjoys teasing his crush but feels happy after helping them too

LOOK AT NAMJIN’S HAPPINESS AFTER (They think) THEY GOT THE RIGHT ANSWER

In the excitement, Jin actually grabbed Joon’s whistle

But he let it go so Joon could properly grasp his hands in his own

THIS IS NAMJIN 

The show producer: Not the hero we asked for, but the hero we needed

We have Jin laughing while looking at Joon since he messed up their team name (for the umpteenth time)

We have Chim laughing at Jin’s mistake

JINMIN spotted with matching scrunched up laughing faces 

JK laughing at Jin’s mistake and cuteness

Namjin - Lost the point

But did they really lose though?

When they are looking like a million bucks while being so happy?

Jin CLEARLY was gunning for a hug

BUT JOON THE COWARD PUT UP HIS HANDS 

So Jin switched for a hand grab instead

We may have lost a Namjin Hug scene

But we will gladly accept any penny of Namjin content we can get...

Let it remain though, that Jin was AIMING FOR A HUG...

Jin JUMPED UP in excitement

Namjin: *finally gets the point*

Joon: *did NOT get the point that Jin was aiming for a hug*

All the members looking glad for Namjin’s point XD

they really SUCKED at the game so much that the others are glad for them 

Yoongs staring at Jin from afar...

Ft. WTF is Jimin doing, rubbing Tae’s knee for no reason while sitting like a penguin?

IDK why, but I’M HERE FOR IT.

A post about Vmin moments? 

Jimin is US

HE IS ONE OF US NAMJIN SHIPPERS

Jimin: *A full-fledged Namjinist* Tae: *someone in the midst of becoming a full-fledge Namjinist*

Jimin: *trying to convert his fellow members to be Namjinists* Yoongs: Ok fine... Namjin is Kinda cute JK: I’m Onboard this Namjin train Hobi: *Still unconvinced*

THIS IS SO COUPLE-LIKE?

Person A whining and complaining about being teased by X to Person B

Meanwhile, Person B just enjoying his view of Person A

Jin casually looking at Joon’s face for inspiration...

T^T

He even gulped while staring at Joon...

If it’s not obvious by now, Namjin are just flaunting their moments in this entire hotel-based run

Jin: *literally falling due to a lack of balance since his legs are lifted*

Jin: *DOES NOT LET THE OPPORTUNITY OF HOLDING JOON’S HAND GO*

THIS IS PURE BLISS

For them and for us

Of course, Joon never leaves anyone asking for a high-5 hanging

The same can’t be said about the rest of BTS though...

-Insert sad violin music + all the times Joon’s hand has been left ignored-

Jin casually stroking Joon’s arms

Jin also proceeds to rant and nag Joon about not participating even when he knows Joon can get the point

Tae: That should be me...

Hands on thigh 

all day every day

Of course, Joon gets hit when he gets it wrong XD

BLESS THIS ENTIRE 2 EPISODES 

It has given us more Namjin content than the crumbs we’ve gotten for the past 2-3 years T^T

Jin instinctively reaches for the arm that is close to him...

But he pushes it away after realizing that Tae was fishing for the answer from Joon

XD

BIGGEST UWU

Credit: Hobi who made Jin smile like this

Tae... Jin isn’t in your team XD

Don’t discuss with him

Tae listening in on Namjin XD 

HAHAHAHAAH

OMG 

NAMJOON WAS GIVING JIN FINGER HEARTS 

OMGOMGOMGOMG

I touch you

You touch me

We’re just happy Namjinists~

(Please read in the Barney theme song tune)

I’M SHAKING 

JIN?

FALLING INTO JOON?

YES PLEASE

Joon looks as though Jin sucker punched his arm or something XD

Don’t worry, he was groaning at getting the lyrics wrong, not from jin’s soft slap across his arm

Joon’s guns can take a few hits from jin

Namjoon? non non

ARMJoon is what he is

You think that’s it? NON NON

We are jumping straight into episode 60!

Let’s Get it~

Bubbly Jin casually touching Tae’s exposed knee~

Joon swerving out of Jin’s reach after he got the translations wrong

He knew he was gonna get hit

This is domestic

Noobs? NO

Noots? YES

Now we know, Jin nags/scolds in uwu-mode

noot!Jin with his pouty lips ranting at Joon for not trying hard enough at the game 

(Please jin, you didn’t even get any right XD let Joon live XD )

JUSTICEFORJIMIN2K19

I love Joon, I love Jin

BUT LET’S BE REAL 

JIMIN DID FANTASTIC 

He practically gave everyone the answer but got snubbed XD

JUSTICEFORJIMIN!!!

Jin shaking his hand around until Joon grabs it 

DOMESTICITY AT IT’S FINEST

That Taejin eye contact

Ft. Jin’s smile at Tae’s adorableness

(Notes: I actually have the same bunny hat thingy and being the crackhead that I am, I wore it while re-watching + writing this post)

This is crackhead culture

Jin: Let me just put my xxthousand dollars watch on this white fluffy thing

Tae’s cute face when he saw Jin’s antics 

TAEJIN IS SO FCKING GREAT

WE LIVE 

Ft. Namjoon eyeing the whole exchange

What do you know?

Namjoon immediately does the same with his xxthousand dollars watch

Namjin = crackhead duo

Couple watch + couple watch on bunny hat 

Jin and Tae whining about wanting to eliminate Hobi from the game since he failed the round

Production team loves hobi ok? LET HIM LIVE

Hobi shooting love rays at Jin with his aegyo voice and his flapping bunny ears~

FORGIVE HIM JIN!

LOOK AT THE ADORABLENESS

HOW DO YOU NOT?!

Jin cheekily laughing it off when Joon whined about Jin’s team-kill move 

Ft. Tae patting Jin’s back

Jin: Your name was all I could remember

IF THAT AIN’T A CONFESSION OF SORTS, IDK WHAT IS

That’s some romantic shit ok?

After that line, Jin proceeds to put his hand on Joon’s leg...

Mayhaps I’m a happy Namjinist

Ft. Bangtan being fellow Namjin shippers

Jin cheering on bunny!Joon who is up against real!bunny!JK with a smack on the back

Cheap!Jinmin moment where chim’s foot touches jin’s

But we’re desperate rn so we’ll take all that we can get

Tae’s knee touching Jin’s leg~

There’s plenty of space and Jin even lifted his legs to take up more space but...

Taejin: MUST.BE.CLOSER

Once again, Jimin is channeling his inner Namjinist

Mayhaps I alive’nt

Jin: Why are you snacking when there’s a priceless snacc right beside you? Joon: *nom* Jin: HECK! I’M AN ENTIRE FULL-COURSE MEAL!

Touchy Jin back at it again

His small and subtle nudges sends

His cotton bud fists

T^T

Dear Namjin,

Please NVR stop flirting

Sincerely,

EVERYONE

Jin’s little happy grab

Joon looking pleased AF 

Happy Namjin is the BEST Namjin

NAMJOON YOU BIG DUMB DUMB

JIN OBVIOUSLY WANTED A HUG FROM YOU

T^T

HUGSFORJIN2K19

Because of Joon’s bad timing, they ended up with hand holding again

Joon you dummy

Jin CLEARLY GRabbed ONTO JOON’S HAND

but Joon the panicked boy hand to snatch his hand out of jin’s cotton bud grip

KIM NAMJOON. STOP PULLING AWAY!!!

As much as I nag about Joon ruining Namjin moments...

Is his arm alright?

Jin has hit it for god knows how many times...

PLease let ARMJOON be ok...

Tae: Seriously? Haven’t they had enough? Yoongs: That could’ve been me... JK: JUST SAY YOU WANT TO HOLD HIS HAND AND GO Joon: Who cares what you gays think. I’m marrying him. Chim: I’ve honestly seen enough Namjin for a long time Hobi: Disgusting

JUST HOLD HIS HAND FFS JOON

Yoongi becomes humble in front of a nagging Jin

XD

IF THAT AINT DOMESTiCITY

Taejinists, we got some crumbs too!

This frame might seem normal to you guys

BUT take note that Jin was sitting with his right leg outstretched behind Joon

Which means when Joon leaned back, his arm was encasing Jin’s leg towards himself...

See it to believe it

This is some boyfriend culture right there

Namjoon probably thought no one would notice since everyone was distracted with the candy counting

BUT WE SEE IT ALL 

T^T

Tae complaining that his scissors was ignored to a smiley jin

Jinnie happily hitting Joon before leaning into Joon’s thigh

Seriously those 2 are so domestic 

WE LOVE

Is this love, yeah Is this love, yeah Sometimes I know, yeah Sometimes I don't, yeah

They’ve got both hands clutched together

IF THIS AIN’T YOUR SHIP

IDK WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU

Happiness radiates off them

There’s probably so many mentions of them leaning into each other to whisper already

But this bij will never get tired of it

This is Namjin teasing Jimin about his phrasing of words

Namjin are the evil uncles that make fun of the ones younger than them

They are being so comfortable with each other

Jin’s knee is practically on Joon’s thigh

And they are leaning against each other’s side

T^T

We’ve REALLY missed Namjin a lot

BLESS THIS TEamINg

That’s all for this post! 

Hopefully, BTS Run 58 - The Jin Harem will come soon...

Hope you guys enjoyed the 2-part special!

Until Next time~

[cckaisoo]

i think APHRODITE1288 being piss off because i dont like baby persona "proves" (sort of) im minority. People get super upset over that, i´ve seen it before, never thought i would see it here. Imagine if i said i think pcy is a fake person, that uses people for fame and not close to any exo member, but sm once again wants to push chankaisoo as unit of love for sales or cb that was dead and now comeback from the dead. I would suffer a massacre.

suffer a massacre hahaha. baby-ing ur bias culture has been implemented for yrs now. lel. i used to like it but since im older now, and im younger than all of the mmbrs (if thats even relevant), i don’t find it appealing. there were a lot of times where i couldnt understand or see the ‘cute’ in some of the mmbrs’ moments. i just scrolled by.

based on my observation, fans re divided into cute or sexy side of kji’s fans. but most cute avid fans re also into sexy kji, altho they claim it as ‘stage persona’, in other word - ka1. it is not his real self bla bla bla yada yada yada. i argue that mate preferences from evolution perspective plays a big role here. ppl talks about how ji has a nice body but there’s more attention or mentioned of his broad shoulder (besides his abs lel), and not just kji. even other mmbrs like osh, pcy and bbh. this is one of the women’s mate preferences in men. which interlinks to how some fans force the idea of ks is tall or has a broad shoulder (deep voice too) when the truth isn’t any of it. bcause thats what women re generally attracted to. these strong features that make their bias stands out, make their bias becomes the ideal person they want them to be and it doesn’t necessarily means u want to be with them. it could mean that u want them to be the person that you think everyone would like. its likes a wife grooming their husband, or a mother grooming their son. or sm grooming their idols hahahahaha.

on the other hand, cute side closely relates to juvenile traits. juvenile traits develop more throughout the generations bcause they re not seen as a threat. and it makes them more likable and appealing. we feel safe around them. we become more comfortable to speak about them. we feel like we have some sort of control on the person, juvenile=child, child

besides that, as much as we want to deny it, shipping plays a role in how some fans portray their bias. ill let the norm speaks for itself lmao. imo, its not really a bad thing hahah. the debate btween cute-sexy ji will nvr die. regarding the mention of pcy being fake or any other things that remotely accuse the idols as something bad, this relates to ruin the image of the idols as a good person. generally, idols are someone we look up to, we idolize, we expect them to be the better version of the ppl in the real world. this doesn’t apply only to the kpop industry. that image (true or otherwise) of the idols need to be protected. it could be as simple as smoking. it becomes a huge deal if there’s a rumor about the idols smoke. it is a well-known fact that smoking is bad for the health. but idols re promoted with a good person image.

these re based on my observations and opinions. thank u for coming to my ted.talk hahah.

[chocosvt]

After reading 10 questions over and over again, I’m really curious as to how reader and wonwoo met

ooohhhhh good question (lol)!! yknow i never really thought much into how the reader and wonwoo could have met, even though i sort of hinted into ww’s past at that one section, when he blows a gasket as the reader prods him abt not being home frequently enough.

joining the mob was basically a last resort for him, even if i didnt go into specifics, but i envision that wonwoo was definitely in a time of hopelessness and desperation, therefore he wasnt left much choice when being approached abt joining an underground operation like the mob. he needed whatever money he could get to support himself. obv the reader isnt much involved into his world, and theyre unsure of where they stand in context of ww like… killing ppl and shit… theyre definitely not as detached as he is!!

i would say that they met during one of wonwoo’s first missions. him and his partner, jeonghan, were staying undercover at a motel while they tried pinpointing the whereabouts of this enemy they had to take out. the reader waited tables at the diner connected to the motel, so they served ww and jh nearly every day. the motel wasnt that great. the owners were crummy and ww notices how the reader gets pushed around a lot by their boss. bc ww is so new to his job, he’s v restless, and comes to the diner at night to get a tea or smth and just stare out the window pensively.

this is the time where ww and the reader would converse a lot. he tells them some bull story to protect his status, but the reader is rly honest and ww realizes how unhappy they are :( they say they want to quit the diner, steal its money and jus run away as a joke sjsjsj but mentally ww is like… ‘damn i would run away w you… i would axe your stupid boss and take his money and run away w you in a heartbeat’. he nvr says that, but he can’t deny how much the idea pleases him.

hmm, then i would throw in a plot twist, such as the reader’s boss was actually the enemy that jh and ww needed to take out. there is prob some circumstance where ww is in the diner again at night, attempting to sneak into the boss’s office while jh waits w the car running bc theyre gonna need to skrt. however, as ww shifts his gun out from under his coat and makes his way down the corridor, he runs into the reader whose leaving late bc the boss wanted to chew them out more than usual. at this point it’s too late. the reader sees ww’s gun and is petrified, basically forcing him to explain his whole shtick.

it would probably be a really gruesome scene. the boss comes out of his room bc he hears the reader crying since theyre so scared, and ww feels heartbroken trying to comfort them bc this isnt how he intended one of his first missions to go. when ww sees the boss he has no other choice but to shoot him, bc that’s his job and it wouldnt rest well if he effed up a mission this early on. the reader is even more overwrought, and ww’s chest is aching and he hates himself for doing this to the reader. ww cant stay on the scene. he takes what he can from the boss’s office and brushes by the reader still crying in the hall.

ww doesnt know why he asks the reader this, but he asks if they want to come w him. he stretches out his hand, not expecting the reader to take it at all, or to spit on him or call the police. but to his astonishment, they do take his hand. they dont say anything, but they take his hand, and ww smiles, quickly leading them out back to where jh has the car running. and sort of like the reader playfully mentioned earlier, they ‘run away’ tgth. it’s possible that the reader was in such a shitty situation themselves that they obliged. ww was their fraction of happiness.

they nvr quite adjust to his mob lifestyle, but they cant let go of him bc they love him too much, and in a way, ww freed them from working under a really horrible man. bc the reader technically disappeared, they have to live v secretively just like ww, all his mob members and their partners do. it takes a lot of getting used to, and it really tests their relationship at times, but their love is strong enough that everything works out :( ww would do anything to protect them and vice versa.

[vwyleigh-rockcliffe]

╰ ° ☽ ( olivia wilde, she/her, heterosexual ) vwyleigh rockliffe is a singer at amare. she’s a mermaid who is age 34/311 years old. some say she’s cunning & resourceful while others say she’s seductive & closed off. she enjoys indulging in rough sex, voyeurism, & teasing . however she’d rather not indulge in scat, golden showers, & rape-play.

So here’s my second charrie, the mysterious and seductive Vwyleigh Rockliffe. Only a handful of people know the whole story of her past life before she came here and she’d would like to keep it that way as much & as long as possible. Alrighty, below is her bio & my biggest appreciation, & eternal love and kisses to anyone to can bear to actually read the whole thing from beginning to end XD..hahaha

The following facts are public knowledge to many, if you would like your character to have already heard/known this fact about her:

She’s a mermaid princess actually. Okie, so I was thinking that instead of the whole friggin sea which is 2/3 of the Earth having only one underwater kingdom, I think it would be more reasonable, exciting and fun to have actually quite a few sea kingdoms co-existing together and thus each of these 4 or 5 kingdoms (im just randomly spouting out numbers incase any new members come in and wants to be a mer-royalty too :) ) are ruling their own vast sea territory around the world, at the same time together. 

So Vwyleigh (as mentioned in her blog title and probably something she has to repeat to people often haha,  is to how to pronounce her name, which is that the letter ‘W’ is silent XD, her mother had a love for those fancy and overly-unique names, much to Vwyleigh’s wry amusement as her own brothers also have rather unique and unusual names like her)  over here is one of the princesses from one of the sea kingdoms and thus, she has quite elegant & sophisticated tastes most of the time, loves luxurious stuff and high-quality/high-brand items. She has a sharp & talented eye for decor and fashion as well.

She’s a socialite,  quite a bit of a shopaholic, she’s opinionated, stubborn, likes getting her way for her own pleasure/interest/satisfaction(or secretly manipulating people to get her way), very independent, headstrong, pretty rebellious and secretive (as in she’s a very good secret keeper for both herself and everyone else & she’ll nvr break anyone’s confidence or tell something that isn’t hers to tell, no matter what other flaws she might have. she might hint at a secret or give very vague clues about it if she’s trying to entertain or bargain with someone, but don’t every worry, as she’ll nvr ever really reveal or tell whatever secret or hidden fact she knows about someone- this part is only public knowledge to a few of her close/ trusted friends). She’s seductive, charming and  as stated by our main’s lore on merpeople, she also naturally has this “mesmerizing” presence.

Many years back (quite a few decades),  both her parents thought it was high time that their only daughter, who was pretty outgoing, v playful and non-committal, settle down, become more responsible and start her own family. They were even hoping that she would marry one of the merprinces from another kingdom to solidify and strengthen allies with another sea kingdom. Thus they began to constantly persuade, pressure and non-stop try to winningly coerce her to get engaged and wed a particular childhood friend of hers, who she was in fact in quite good terms with and had been very close on-and-off her life, and he was also the crown mer-prince of  a very major and enterprisingly wealthy kingdom. his kingdom was bigger, had a more powerful army and eventho her parents were lavishly wealthy in their own kingdom, his had a bit more wealth than hers.

Obviously, given her nature & personality, my Vwyleigh was appalled and horrified at such suggestions and ways her parents were trying to her to get engaged and settle down for the rest of her immortal life. She was only 90 (and she looked around the physical age of 19)  for crying out loud, still so young and too full of energy and life to settle down, let alone help rule a very large kingdom as a mer-queen & she also loudly and immediately deemed this whole arranged marriage ordeal as archaic and in no way suitable for her independent personality. So despite all her parents pleas, endless bargaining and persistency, she upped and fled, seeing as a way out to escape from their constant nagging and badgering her to get married to her chosen fiance,  venturing out of more further other parts of the wide, wide oceans of the world and thus becoming quite a wanderer/traveller from then on.

The following facts are only knowledge to handful of people she knows, and I’m so up for plotting this handful of people with any of you lovelies!! ;D

Throughout her next century plus, of wandering about she had gained more  wider knowledge and a vast variety of experiences ofc. One of which played a large impact on her life for the rest of the years till now. And ofc that was like most stories are told of long-living folk/immortal people, she eventually, when she was in the first half of her 100′s, without wanting to at first,  did fell hard, headlong and fast in love and entered into a rather intense and serious relationship with someone. However, as cliche as it was, he did break her heart and hurt her rather badly, after some years together. After recovering from her large heartbreak a year or two later, she did eventually along the rest of the years enter into a few more quite happy and slightly serious relationships, (though she from the major heartbreak of her first v serious relationship had become slightly closed off),  but the problem was that most of them were on land, as she had finally & very secretly ventured onto land after her first major heartbreak in order to get away, recover and heal. And she liked being on land a lot as she found the world up above water to be very interesting, addictive and so full of opportunities & stuff that was quite different from her underwater home world. But the one of the major problems was falling in love there, as the few other men she fell quite in love with too, over the next several decades, eventually died as she being a pretty powerful immortal being, outlived them ( & i hc that they were a mix of a couple of humans, a witch and a normal werewolf).

So for the past 30 years(or so), she had decided to close off her heart to any other romantic serious affairs or romantically (both serious & non-serious) romantic relationships forever (this might change later on down the road or not remains to be seen :p) and became even more emotionally distant, mysterious and more closed off than ever, to everyone she met henceforth. She still retained her charming, and quite genuinely outgoing & rather friendly outer personality, but her really close relationships with people were few and non-romantic, tho she has quite a number of acquaintances till now.

She had a talented voice and quite a passion for singing, so when she eventually found her way to Amare, some years back, she immediately signed up and auditioned as a singer and was very quickly hired due to her very melodious and slightly haunting, enchanting natural singing voice she had inherited from her grandmother. She grew to love staying at Amare as she found it as a perfect place to engage into light sexual affairs, flings, ONS and very casual, and very brief sexual relationships, which situated her situation and sexual and carnal libidos just fine.

She still had a penchant for travelling every now and then & would take quite frequent breaks/leaves from the Amare Resort bcos of that, as she still found that discovering new places, knowledge and people to be intriguing. And being the resourceful and crafty person that she was all her travels aided in adding up to her variety of potentially important resources and secret stash of a few important relics and magical artifacts she kept hidden with her.

Kinks: Tba very soon!

Anti Kinks: Tba very soon!

[miromeos]

Hello~ For the romeo ask meme the romeo, smile, your voice, zero in, nightmare and first love please

thank you for being the only person to send something in

1) The Romeo: My Romeo bias

that guy ;D

2) Smile: Which member I think has the best smileoh omg thats a hard question but i think its always a good idea to appreciate kyle’s smile

3) Your Voice: Which voice in Romeo I like the most

I often wonder how our baritones would actually sound singing in their ranges so basically out of the tenors i like kyle’s voice (although i wish hed be less breathy...he has a lot of problem with breathing thats hindering basic improvement in the singing field. his interpretation of music though is why i like his voice)

4) Zero In: My favourite Romeo era

man the era we could have had it all but everyone slept on the song alksdjfl. I wanted them to honestly expand on that genre ish bc i thought it fit them well. also idk what their stylists were thinking like school uniforms for miro? they should have gone with a diff styling imo, their school uniforms made the song seem brighter than it actually is. like ignoring the lyrics, just the actual music quality of the song is kind of heavy and stuff idk how to explain it

5) Nightmare: My favourite Romeo songProbably Present? That song nvr gets old ngl. 

6) First Love: How I got into RomeoA couple of days after they debuted, Lovesick was a suggested song on my youtube homepage. And the icon was them in teal suits so I clicked on it (bc teals my fav color) and loved the song and how tight the choreo was and they reminded me a lot of my ult group too. It was easy to get into them after that bc theyre all adorable :)  

[kkukkung]

v lorge ask compilation below

some of these asks date back like??? a few months??? dsdjkfhk... they’re ordered from newest to oldest i’m so sorry... messy messy

Ur blog is the plush jooheon is going like 😯😷😨😷😷 😵😫😱 to

it... is......... honestly i think jooheon is the member i’d get along w the least irl?? i can’t explain it but?? mb bc he’s a libra? also the fact that hyungwon received that huge shrimp plush n held it like a foetus is so :’’0000

annie tumblr is gonna censor ur whole blog cause ur gay

Good.

so... shart is ur New fav word now huh, guess that ges into my dictionary now...

shart made a comeback from 2016 me’s vocab and i don’t even know how it happened? :(

Sjdnkwldwnnw u ruined that punch scene in shine forever,, I can't watch it without thinking about your "my meat, me" gif 

the best gif i ever made??? gkjkjf sorry i rly am the most irrelevant person on this damn website? also that rly was my first thought when i watched the mv.... or maybe second thought after thinking “god i wish shownu would punch me like that”

changkyun is really so happy recently, he smiles so much and his eyes crinkle, its the cutest thing i have ever seen like ??!?! i want to protect him, just roll him up in a blanket and show him memes on my phone

he is!!!!! his happiness is my own happiness?? and when he smiles ur right he goes like >__< he’s rly the cutest boy alive? and this ask is so relatable esp the last part... if ck were my friend irl i’d just text him memes all day???

pls deactivate

relatable

I'm so soft rn. How can I FUCKING tell them how much I love them. Like I want to grab wonho's sweet squishy face and give his forehead a big SMOOCH. These boys deserve so much and I want to convey that to them in person but I CAN'T. And if I had the chance I'd probably ugly crying too hard to say anything.

this ask is so cute??? and i understand the dilemma like... idols are ppl who give & receive so much love every day expressed in 28347982 different ways so it’s hard knowing how to rly... Let Them Know just how happy they make u thru their existence alone? crying with u anon

yikes wait what happened w jinyoung?? i thought he was one of the few unproblematic ones...

[diff anon] jinyoung was on a tv show where he was playing a past love interest or something and he kisses the actress who's only 14..

i.... won’t comment on this bc i don’t want to stir up old drama but :/ aah i see... thank u for letting me know!

i started talking like you and another person who has similar typing patterns to you and now all my friends hate me bc of slorp and spicy

sdfjkghksdfkjfgkjds im rly sorry this happened to u... at first my friends were resistant but after a while they started picking it up as well thru exposure so... infect them jksfjjkgf... also add shart to the menu i guess? :/

Kihyun's kink is making people flustered. On the gifseft he's like "There's so many things I can do with my mouth, let me show you honey." He will grab your neck firmly yet delicately while he invades your personal space. Keeping eye contact is troublesome, this new proximity tastes as dangerous as the underlying promise of what will come next. But Hyungwon never figured it out since he backed out, breaking the siren's spell.

(response to this gifset i think? jshdfkjff) BLEASE... im writing a hyungki fic right now as we speak ✍️📝 anyway i like this characterisation of dom!kihyun bc irl he would be very dominant ??? and in fics he’s always the bottom just bc he’s #smol 🙄 but i mean he’s ?? so aware of his own sex appeal sometimes so he’d be like a switch/top/power bottom imo

you're right, you aren't into vore. More like in slorping and smorching knees/feet, and other nsfw things.

tbh im only fake horny :/ im a romantic deep down.. want to watch the sunset with lmh....... accidentally drop my bag of skittles on the dirt and he eats them up like a vacuum cleaner jksfdhkjgfkjfdhjgfjhjks

Annie, i feel like you'll understand me. Whenever I see Minhyuk, i feel a mixture of extreme lust, great anger and a desire to have my head bashed in because he's real and nothing else matters anymore. It's really.... not what i wanted in life 

another #relatable ask... i want to take minhyuk out on a candlelit dinner date but like.... at kfc and we’ll both be touching each other’s cheeks with our greasy hands like animals... like raccoons scavenging for trash in a dumpster

'kihyun stans are foot fetishists'' UHM!!! this is tru i would slorp kihyuns whole foot in one go

i don’t rmbr writing this but skjdfhfgsdkjgjk it... it really is true huh...

hi annie, i just wanted to ask you what your take on wonho's personality is? ive read your tags before and how you say he is very romantic in how he presents things, and i thought that was interesting!

aaa, i think i’ll write a proper post on this later bc it’s also something that interests me a lot... until then i’ll just say that i think he’s indeed very romantic and loves pleasing people... his driving force is rly Love u know... love for people (family, members, fans), for his job, for music, etc... he’s very soft and imaginative and sometimes that comes across as a kind of childish innocence?? more on this later

i wanna kno more abt the customer whos coming in more lately,, i lov regulars that come in at my job - it's such an interesting half relationship

hgfjjjsk this ask is from a month ago n i think i was talking abt that customer who asked me if i wanted to die but in a casual way?? jsfdkh i work at a tobacco store so this guy asked me if i smoked n i was like “uhm no i don’t” so he went “what? are you afraid to die?” and i stood there like... kind of dumbfounded for a sec jksfhg but he’s a nice guy n very cool... nvr seen his eyes b4 bc he always has rly dark shades on n he buys the cheapest cigarettes n leaves. but most regulars i get are like chinese international students spending their parents’ money on cigs and some sweet old men who always want the same smokes... there’s this one old man who always wears matching vintage suits n pairs it w a fancy hat n once he complimented my outfit and i was thrilled?? also some creeps come n chat me up while im working sometimes which is a bit :/// but mostly i like my job and it’s interesting interacting w regulars! thank u for this ask n im sry if this was like super boring lmao

idc what it says about me but Minhyuk rushing to eat chicken bones off the fucking floor brought him from 'would play Mario Kart and share nachos with' to 'would play Mario Kart and share bodily fluids with' levels

i want to Die.................... when he tried to eat those half-eaten chicken bones off the ground....... that was the moment that solidified his image as a Dirty Dirt Man in my head like he’s a Real Gremlin... i said it for fun b4 but it’s... a real thing. he’s actually Disgusting skjdfhjdkf... also anon u sound like a gremlin too??? join our big gremlin family???

wtf is "That" ????? and why is it related to kihyuck ?? - knowing ur tags it should be something gross, but u said it in such an onimous way; annie, i am scared.

i genuinely don’t rmbr what this was abt djgjs i write a lot of tags that don’t make sense even to me like a few weeks later?? sjdfjhkjsk i’m sorry... gotta start answering these in time so they actually have any kind of relevance... 

"That kink where you just want to be crushed....just like pulverized. Asking for a friend" Bless this tag

again.. don’t rmbr writing this tag and don’t rmbr the post i wrote it for but um, yeah, sounds like smth i said jkfdgsjfdjk im so sorry...

i just had a dream where minhyuk showed up, called me sexy and then left???

fun fact whenever ppl tell me abt their dreams here it’s always to do with minhyuk doing something weird??? also God I Wish That Were Me...

why do u say jooheon is def experienced tho? he legit said he never had a girlfriend in his life and it's clear seeing him interact with women, he has no idea what to do? unless you mean gay experiences, that's probably very true

THE LAST LINE OF THIS ASK JKDHKJD.... um i think joobs is experienced bc i actually think he’s sorta smooth? he’s pretty flirtatious w female hosts on the shows mx appears on like... w jimin on asc and w seulgi on idol battle likes... i don’t mean experience as in a lot of idk.. sexual experiences (if anything he’d b the type to be v devoted to someone if he was dating them i think) but i feel like he does know how to present himself in a certain... attractive light especially in front of cute girls? idk if i’m saying this right... 

ur minhyuk tags are so fnny and hella relatable im dying n 😂😭😂

my minhyuk tags: slorp... asterisk asterisk asterisk x10... nut... gremlin dirt man... nut nut... nutting... dksjfgkj but thank u?

but you ARE funny lol I laughed so hard at that bird/Shownu reference

gfjkgjkjk u can tell how old these asks are from the things they’re referring to... but nevertheless thank u sm im sry im a mess... at least im a funny mess to a select few ppl... thank u for enjoying my messy blob... i lov u

no exit ep 5 was a mess but wonho was lookin reeeal cute w those glasses tbh

???? what the fuck, where they serious about that fuckin Mathew the tiger??? If yes, then again, wtf??

jdsfjksk i still can’t believe Those Episodes of no exit rly happened...

i love your tags so much especially the ones where you imply that minhyuk's actually an alien "# he rly doesn't know what to do w his arms he hasn't possessed a human body in so long" lol

HE RLY IS AN ALIEN... like he’s obviously attractive n was popular in school n smart n funny n cute but sometimes he does the most unexplainable things n it makes me rly wonder if he’s human??? he’s so fucking weird u kno i love my alien gremlin dirt man... take me for a ride in ur ufo...

You @ wonho: :( sweet baby u deserve everything good You @ minhyuk: literally slorp my p**** you fucking snake

SHUT UP...

i started using slorp too help

this ask was sent 3 months ago... i can’t believe i’ve been saying slorp for three months...

um..... i luv u???smorch

smorch u back??? big sloppy smorch that leaves u disgusted???

Hey Annie, would you mind a short description of the Monsta X No Exit Chanel+ video?

i’m sry abt how late this is jsfdjkg but if anyone’s still interested... yeah the no exit video where they explained the hypnotism was p much just bts of jooheon and shownu getting hypnotised... and it kind of legitimised it ig bc joobs said he was concentrating super super super hard (and hypnotism only works when ur focusing that much??) n so did shownu... my ch+ actually expired recently so this is just from what i rmbr hfdjsdjkh if anyone else can contribute pls do! otherwise i will get a renewal soon and after that i could do a better summary if you’re still interested! sorry!!

Um...why are jooheons vocals slept on...what the fcuk he's so??? Nice to listen to??

tbh why is jooheon such a golden boy... literally good at everything... can sing dance (one of the best dancers in mx??) and rap.... compose... write lyrics... play 328974 diff instruments... cute n sexy at the same time.... what the fuck

I'm trying to figure out what your censored tags are but apparently my vocabulary of nasties is pretty limited

im glad??? pls don’t read the next part of this ask compilation ksfhkgsd

!!!nsfw asks... spare urself please...!!!

uhhhhhh for the nastea ask comp... kihyuns p*thy eating lips??? true, but whats the most to least best at eating out ranking order?

1. kihyun/wonho

2. shownu (would try v hard??? earnest man??)

3. hyungwon (idk i think he’s gotta be Good somehow i mean look at his lips??)

4. jooheon

5. changkyun

6. minhyuk (can’t find clitoris :/)

I would like to hear more about kihyun's p**** e**ing lips tbh 👀... please elaborate

idk what to say but i feel like the way he moves his lips sometimes is ??? erotic jskfdhkgjfdj and same w wonho... also the lisp has some relevance 2 ***** eating idk there’s a tie there somewhere...

I FEEL DIRTY WATCHING KIHYUNS BODY ROLLS ON WEEKLY IDOL I WOULD **** his **** at fucking lightning speed

rmbr when we thought sexy!kihyun Peaked during beautiful era w the return of the black hair but now he’s running around w a blindfold n showing off his new shredded body at any given moment.. yeah

(in reference to minhyuk probly not knowing where the clit is) minhyuk: *reaches into the back of your throat and flicks your uvula* "hows that feel babe? ;)"

reading this took years off my life i hate u

I disagree.Minhyuk is probably the most kinky out of monsta x.He just doesn't show it like every other expert in the field 👀👀

mmm i think hyungwon could be a Freak? jskdhfkg but ur right minhyuk is definitely someone who’s up for like... experimental stuff :/

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